#social insurance number

[juuls]

Be aware of Social Security scams over the phone!!!

That’s the SIXTH call in two days about my “social insurance number” and this is the second time I asked for the operator (no name used) and as soon as I mentioned any correspondence needed to be mailed as per law, she hung up on me like the last guy. I block one number but then they just use others, Canadian and American both!!!

Be safe people. Any official correspondence with the government is by mail, either country!!

[ub-sessed]

Can anyone de-obfuscate this Canadian bureaucratese for me?

My daughter is applying for her first Social Insurance Number! On the website, it says, "If you apply online, you may submit digital copies" of her ID documents.

What do they mean by "digital copies"? Can we just send a photo?

[kxantares]

In response to people's concerns about the security implications of tying everyone's everything to nine-digit numbers which aren't even remotely random, we're adding "something you are" and "something you have" to our Entirely Not Unserious country's ID scheme: your entire genome, including your mtDNA, and your PC Optimum card :))

[thelooniemoonie]

wabbit

[morika]

mtrk bodyguard arc prologue 👍

[violent138]

Jokes aside can you imagine the shovel talk Cass' first girlfriend/boyfriend would get at Wayne Manor?

[eriexplosion]

Calling just to try to verify eligibility on a patient and they've had me on here for 20 minutes... they want a W-9 from the doctor LIKE BRO I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF HER INSURANCE IS VALID WHAT IS THIS?

[liu-yu-xin]

“daji eyes deployed” JUST LIKE IM ALWAYS SAYING AND PREACHING AND SAYINNNG his beautiful femme fatale fox demon SLAYY

[timelessmulder]

the fun thing about my monster of the week character is that he's from the 30s and can be tricked into thinking the moon landing is fake

[7oranges]

1. renting a guitar for a week cost me just seven dollars. insanity. and 2. why was i asked my relationship status on the rental waiver

[malscare]

everything is freaking me out so fucking bad ive been nauseous all morning

[g4rchomp]

my uni just fed me false info abt my employability I can actually work with a pending social insurance number demand >:)

[dogbunni]

I'm so cooked

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

yeah aziraphale even does his taxes like a good citizen, so I assume he would need something like a social security number for that.

And crowley probably commits fraud just walking down the street so ya know :)

Dear Mr Gaiman,

In legal terms, do Aziraphale and Crowley exist in the human world? Are there any documents proving them to be real?

This might sound like a bit of a silly question so feel free to disregard it, but if for example someone questioned if they were residents or anything of the like, would they be able to prove that? Have they procured fake birth certificates, proof of residency, or anything of the like? Of the same sort, if Crowley, say, got pulled over by police, would he have a driver's liscence (fake or not doesn't matter, that isn't the question) or anything of the type to show them, or would a minor miracle be involved to avoid their attention altogether?

I know that it was mentioned that Aziraphale did in fact acquire a driver's liscence in 1935, and while you have said in a previous ask that whether he passed his test legitimately or not is up for debate, he also has legal papers for the bookshop, other shops he is the landlord of, etc. I suppose this mostly applies to Crowley, but would they ever allow themselves to be found in any instance in which either of them would ever need to show their liscences or any legal documents?

Thank you!

I think you can assume that Aziraphale has all the paperwork anyone could ever require of him and that Crowley doesn't and cannot be bothered.

[in-a-slanted-outhouse]

Welp I tried to set up tips for myself but it won’t let me change my country from the United States. I am not from the United States tumblr. I do not have a social security number tumblr

[thedupshadove]

Dubstep and sour candy would not kill whatever person you've plucked out of the past. But the amount of bureaucracy and red tape needed just to function as a member of society? That might do it.