#so.. 📫. hi!

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

Silvio really became the "do you need a dog? I can bark" meme ... we've come full circle now 🤭

[girltiger5000]

ccan you draw curlsea.. im a hungry curlsea fan i need food

morning talk (and a kiiiiissssssss?)

[kaymarie-bell]

I just came up with the saddest theory. What if the reason for Silver's sleepiness is because Lillia doesn't love him enough? I mean the reason he's sleepy is because of the residual magic the guardian fairy casted on him right? Where he'll sleep and only wake up by parental love. Lillia found and raised him but he still has the problem of the sleepiness. So doesn't that mean Lillia doesn't love him enough? And it's heartbreaking. Because Lillia cried when Malleus was born and he considered it his happiest moment. And he seemed nonchalant when he told Silver they're not really related in a flashback.

And I think I just wanna torture myself and others emotionally by writing this.

LISTEN I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF SILVER'S SLEEPINESS CONSTANTLY! You have given me a chance to talk about the DiaFam and I WILL GLADLY DO SO!!! Let me torture you right back.

But before I get into it, just to be safe: DIASOMNIA BOOK SPOILERS AHEAD

Since I refuse to believe that Lilia simply doesn't love him enough, I'd rather go with the "Silver is the one who thinks being an adopted child means that he doesn't truly deserve his father's love" route.

1. Because that's still such a good angst and 2. Because the game itself tells us that's what he thinks and that *Sebek voice* HE'S WRONG! LILIA DOES LOVE HIM!!!

I do think the trigger for his pseudo-curse coming back was his realization that he's adopted. I might be remembering wrong since I usually binge the entire update as soon as it comes out and it's been months, but in Lilia's memories of raising Silver there's no mention of Silver falling sleep randomly any time before he finds out he's adopted.

And I feel like Lilia telling Silver he's adopted so casually was him just thinking "I'm obviously a fae and he's clearly a human, he should be aware of it already," plus Lilia does accept that he might have kept quiet about it because he subconsciously knew that Silver would be sad about it.

Now, Lilia's thoughts do tells us that his choice to adopt Silver in the first place was due to him wanting to set an example for Malleus. He chose to take this baby in despite knowing who his parents were, because if he wanted Malleus to grow up kind and keep the peace with humans, he should be the one to lead the way.

He still questions his relationship with baby Silver when he calls him "dad" for the first time, and the first one to point out how much he truly cares about Silver is Malleus himself when he tells him that "[Lilia] would be very sad if the baby got sick." Malleus overcame his hatred for humans because Lilia cares about one.

But the point where I feel it finally clicked for Lilia that he truly loves Silver is the acorn bracelet scene. Before this point he still felt the divide between fae and human, but then he is shocked to find out that Silver wants him to live a long happy life with him despite Silver being a human. This is the result of Lilia willingly choosing to try and love a human: the human -his son- loves him back.

And you wanna know what makes me insane? the immediate scene after this is Silver finding out he's adopted. The moment Lilia fully loves Silver is around the time Silver questions his worthiness for the first time. Also, isn't this the moment when Silver stops calling him "papa" and starts calling him "Father"?

So in conclusion: Lilia's love for Silver did not come immediately like it did with Malleus, but rather, he willingly chose to love him. The one who struggled to accept it was Silver himself.

How could he (the son of Lilia's enemies) ever compare to Malleus (the son of the people he loved, the one he shed blood sweat and tears for during hundreds of years just to be able to see him) in Lilia's eyes? And yet, what finally broke the little self-control Malleus had left was Silver's tears...

Edit: I got so caught up in the love they feel for each other that I forgot to clarify: Silver DOES accept Lilia's love as of the recent updates. This is all me rambling about their relationship, we still do not have a clear answer about the reason behind Silver's sleepiness 💔

tbh since the DIasomnia characters seem to be closer to the Maleficent version (not the animated Sleeping Beauty) the fairies probably fucked up the initial spell for Silver

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[gofishygo]

I build a fitsch :D

oh my gosh ANGLERS !!!!! they’re such silly creatures… so demure n mindful . don’t get why people are scared of them they have super cool mechanisms and funny jaws and rhhh… lovely creatures

THIS ALSO REMINDS ME !!! i need to buy that oarfish lego in daiso ong… (my account balance is negative three hundred)

[carnivalls]

writing some of eve's relationship with her dad. did you guys know it was this bad

[thesandyhooktragedy]

Do you have any experience with the Rottenburg cannibal case? If so, do you think the final sentencing was justified?

PS: I LOVE YOUU<3

ARMIN MEIWES!!!!!!! i heard about him a couple years back when i was too young to hear about his case!

i mean, i think the sentencing was justified, simply because in the eyes of german law he did commit a murder. even if the victim was consenting… like. he still did the crime therefore he should do the time

definitely an interesting case though. i’m pretty sure i discovered it while going down a rabbit hole of those people who identified as vampires online and would post about looking for people that they could drink blood from lol. naturally that guy came up in my YouTube recommended thingy and i couldn’t sleep for like a week after hearing abt it

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!! thank u so much for sending me an ask!!!! :)

[bizarrescribblez]

roman bridger’s falling down, falling down, falling down

roman bridger’s falling down into your aaarms :)

My reaction to this information:

(SCREAMING AND CRYING OVERTHIS😭😭)

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

😟 Who's Really the Sorriest Doctor?

When we think of an apologetic Doctor, the 10th Doctor immediately leaps to mind. But is he really the most apologetic incarnation? Here's a number crunch of all the times the Doctor has apologised ...

These are from televised episodes/telemovie only, using keywords like 'sorry,' 'apologise,' and 'apology.' Retracted apologies or those used for clarification haven't been included. Episodes counted in serials for classic era. And of course, there's not guarantee how many of these were genuine apologies ...

Key Observations

Most Apologetic Doctor (By Average): The 15th Doctor takes the crown with a whopping 4.67 apologies per episode. Though, given his short stint so far, there's still plenty of time for that to change.

The Usual Suspects: The 10th Doctor, unsurprisingly, ranks high with 2.79 apologies per episode. But the 11th and 13th Doctors nudge him aside with averages of 3.09 and 3.16, respectively.

Not So Sorry?: The 1st Doctor had a measly 0.70 apologies per episode. Grumpy and not in the least bit sorry about it.

The Rise of Remorse: There's a clear trend of increasing apologies as we move through the modern era. Recent incarnations (10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, and 15th) seem to be getting more in touch with their feelings.

The Sorriest of Them All: The Tenth Doctor might not be the sorriest on average, but with 145 total apologies, he's got the highest raw number of sorries.

Companion-Driven Apologies: Some Doctors apologise more depending on their companions. For instance, the 12th Doctor's high apology rate coincided with Clara and less so for Bill.

If you like data, you'll like this.

Whoniverse Facts for Friday by GIL

Any orange text is educated guesswork or theoretical. More content ... →📫Got a question? | 📚Complete list of Q+A and factoids →📢Announcements |🩻Biology |🗨️Language |🕰️Throwbacks |🤓Facts → Features: ⭐Guest Posts | 🍜Chomp Chomp with Myishu →🫀Gallifreyan Anatomy and Physiology Guide (pending) →⚕️Gallifreyan Emergency Medicine Guides →📝Source list (WIP) →📜Masterpost If you're finding your happy place in this part of the internet, feel free to buy a coffee to help keep our exhausted human conscious. She works full-time in medicine and is so very tired 😴

[lambouillet]

LAST UPDATED ON: january/25/2025

─⪼ Hi I'm FIORE !

they/them ☦ Young Adult ☦ artist, worldbuilder and maybe game concept artist : ^ )

🖍️ Art Gallery ─ ✏️ Doodles

LAMBS OF GOD ( Au/Fangame Mockup/Worldbuilding )

NEVER WONDER ( Deserter / The Land of Dreams )

📭Asks are always welcomed! I like to take my time crafting a response though so I may not respond as quick as others.

I have a terrible habit of rewording/rewriting my posts often so if some things sound a tad different than what youve initially read thats most likely the culprit 💔

⚠️ DISCLAIMER/BYF: I have a spiritual, folk catholic, faith healer background that i use heavily to influence my work. As such, most of what I make is going to be inspired from anecdotes of my life that I might share when I feel appropriate!

I unfortunately can't realistically tag all of my posts with trigger warnings but the ones that you'll have to look out for and that'll appear often (but aren't necessarily explicit) are: Gore, Religious imagery, Religious abuse, Decapitation, Child death, Animal death, Suicide, Body horror, pregnancy horror(implied), self harm, and nudity.

Pr0sh1p/T3rfs DNI. And anyone neutral.

Extra FAQ under the read more ↓ check out my friend MTSODIE : )

FAQ:

Asks & dms

📫 ASKBOX

As mentioned above, all is welcomed, HOWEVER, I'd appreciate if you extend some of your courtesy to me and do not send me anything that's along the lines of being sexually charged. Suggestive jokes are fine, but that does not warrant that I'll be over the moon with descriptive inappropriate asks. Alright? mind yourself. If you would be uncomfortable sending it to a teenager or a stranger than you probably shouldn't send it in.

Don't send me personal discourse. If you have a problem with another user It should be dealt with privately. In no way am I ever going to be in a position where I can give you an answer for this. Remember, I am just a random guy, on the web!

related but slightly unrelated, I will block people freely, whether you've done the above or not, that's just how I like to curate what I see and I do it very often. It's not personal don't take it as such

Otherwise, everything else is free reign (unless I say so) go nuts, insane even.

📨DMS

Anyone can dm! askbox rules still apply. Can't guarantee that I'll reply back if the conversation starts with just a "Hi" or "How are you" though. I'd really only prefer you message me if there's something to tell or I've done something to elicit you to do so.

General

💬Do you like Narilamb

outside of very few instances, not really ( said without disdain or dislike )

💬Where does your username come from

Its Rambouillet with "Lamb" instead of Ram : )

💬 what's your lamb's name/pronouns/gender/etc

They don't have one! they dont deserve one, they don't deserve anything. They/them nonbinary androgynous. I'm fond of the name Lambert but I will only use it as a tag for organisational reasons.

ART RELATED

🎁Can I make Fanart/Fanfics of your au/ocs?

Ofcourse! Absolutely! You don't even need to ask! Only thing I'll ask of you though is for you to tag me in them so I can see them... These will always guarantee a smile on my face.

🎭can I use your art as a pfp/post it to Pinterest?

I'd rather you not use my art for anything unless you've had my permission or its art I made for you! Definitely don't post it around other places without my knowledge. I don't have any other active socials besides here and probably bluesky under Lambouillet ( that i ought to post more on, weh )

🎨🖌️Program and brushes

I use Clip studio paint for most of my art and Aseprite every once in a while.

I change what I use sporadically so I can't give you a proper answer on EVERY brush I use but here are my frequent ones:

Shockgrunge Marker and Pencil

Kasuy MK sploon

Tacodemuerte Mrsplotchy

Scribbly Dark

Jarijari

Bathylychnops Brushes

Intoxicate set

🚩 Where'd you get the borders from?

I made them! Part1

Wip Master post and useful visualiser for anyones whos read this far ♥️ muah

[numbersareimaginary]

> post = readlines("pinned_post.txt");

> for line = post' % this is absolute bullshit why will it only take a row vector like this >:(

> fprintf(line + "\n")

> end

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A wise person once told me

"You have to make a profile picture or people will think you're a beautiful woman"

and now I am one so should I delete my pfp?

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If you're a minor you should leave, like, now. I post untagged NSFW content.

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-> Hi, I'm Cassie!

I'm a transfem mechanical engineering student from the US Midwest. I post about a pretty wide variety of things - this isn't like, a theme blog or anything. I post a lot of robot stuff, kink, politics, personal life stuff, gay shit about my girlfriends, etc etc. Very occasionally, when school is not repeatedly shooting me in the back of the head, I post art.

-> Addenda below cut.

Addendum A: tagging system

#saved 💾 - posts I want to be able to find later

#posts I made 📫 - posts I made

#selfies 🧍‍♀️- pictures of me! You should follow this tag and check it every day and obsess over what's there and make a little shrine thanks.

#gnawing - hornyposting

#free Cassie - hornyposting, but more explicit

#questions and answers - for asks! (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS)

#vent and #rant - vents and rants, respectively

#robotposting - i love robots and i love posting about them. may also apply to objectum stuff and other machines

#🦇 and #🕷 - posts about my girlfriends (@apfsds and @fleshengine, respectively) <3

stay chassis kthxbye

ADDENDUM B: pfp was made by @pandamugger who is awesome

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

[calware]

Hi ^_^ I've been keeping track of all the emojis you use for different characters, and I got a lot down, however idk if I'm missing any. I know this is kinda a weird ask but could you make a list of all used emojis with who they're representing?

dw this isn't weird! i understand this is a very inefficient tagging system for everyone else so idm explaining it ;^^

june/john 🌫️

rose ☂️

jasprose 🔮

dave 🧃

davesprite 🌇

davepeta 🦜

jade 📗

jadebot 🔋

dad 💼

nanna 🍰

grandpa 🏝️

beta mom 🍸

beta bro 🧢

poppop 🎤

grandma 🔬

alpha mom 📔

alpha bro 📀

jane 🥣

roxy 🍷

jake 📺

dirk 🧶

BGD 💞

hal 💾

arquius 🧰

seb ⏲️

brobot 🗡️

sawtooth 🚀

squarewave 🤖

calliope 🎨

caliborn 🐍

aradia ⚰️

tavros 🦋

sollux 🔌

karkat 🦀

nepeta 🐾

kanaya 🪡

terezi ⚖️

vriska 🕸️

equius 🔩

gamzee 🎭

eridan 👓

erisolsprite 🕶️

feferi 🐙

fefeta 🌺

damara 🪄

rufioh 🐂

mituna 🪢

kankri 🚨

meulin 🐈

porrim 🔆

latula 🛹

aranea 🕷️

horuss 🐴

kurloz 🦴

cronus 🚬

meenah 🐚

handmaid 🔥

summoner 🪽

psiionic 🥽

signless ⛓️

disciple 🖋

dolorosa 🩸

redglare ⚔️

mindfang 📘

darkleer ⚙️

GHB 🟣

dualscar ⚓️

HIC 🔱

wv 🥫

pm 📫

ar ⚠️

wq 💍

wk 👑

ms paint 🖌️

jack 🃏

ss ♠️

dd ♦️

hb ♥️

cd ♣️

snowman 🎱

doc scratch ⚪️

LE 🌈

cal��✴️

casey 🫧

bec ❇️

mutini 🧬

jaspers 🐈‍⬛

joey 🩰

jude 🛸

xefros ❌

dammek 🦌

cridea 🦐

fiamet 🍋‍🟩

trizza 👛

not everyone has an emoji (the felt, for example. sorry felt fans 😔) there are also posts in the past that are tagged just as #jade and #rose because there are too many posts to use the mass-tag replacer on without it breaking

[scotfraweek]

It’s here guys! The long awaited list for ScotFra Week! Thank you to those of you who voted on the poll/form

I hope you guys like the list I created. I had to really think this through and really decide how I wanted to organize the Themes/Prompts in a way that would not only make sense but that would be interesting and bring out your creative and imaginative ideas to the event.

Now without any further ado, here they are

🌹Day 1 - October 20

Soulmates / Reincarnation

“Maybe we make it in another universe/life”

“Have we met before?”

High School Sweethearts

Differences Attract

❤️Day 2 - October 21

Humanverse VS Fantasy

“We can build something new, for us.”

“Have you ever wondered, of what could’ve been?”

Long-Distance Relationship

🌹Day 3 - October 22

A/B/O or Pirates/Merfolk

“I was here first!”

“Is this what you want?”

Unplanned Pregnancy

Jealousy

❤️Day 4 - October 23

✨F R E E D A Y✨

Anniversary

🌹Day 5 - October 24

Horror / Supernatural (In honor of Halloween)

“Why is there so much blood?!”

“So everything you said was a lie?”

There was only one bed

Serial Killer/ Haunted House

❤️Day 6 - October 25

Artist/Fan or Detectives

“There was a slight miscommunication”

“You’ve never done this before, have you?”

Love = Weakness

Rivalry

🌹 Last Day - October 26

Angst/Hurt or Post Apocalypse

“Do you remember when…?”

“I trusted you!”

Character Death/Still Alive

The End of the World

🌹 Of course if you guys would like, you can mix and match. If a prompt from a different day fits your idea for one of the Themes, you are more than welcome to use it. You also can use more than one prompt if you wish as well!

❤️ Art, fics/one-shots and moodboards are all welcomed. Anything that you can use to express your imagination and creativity

✨How to submit your works✨

Just tag the account @scotfraweek as well as the #/ScotFraWeek2024 with your submission/post

✨R U L E S✨

Yes, there are rules guys… please follow them

I will not tolerate any bashing of other Hetalia Characters even if it is for the sake of your idea. Please be respectful of the other characters, I don’t want any fan-wars bc someone’s blorbo was bashed

Try to keep politics and actual life events to a minimum, no need for there to also be any actual hate/fighting during the event amongst participants.

I will say this only once, please to not use other artist’s/writer’s work to enter the event. All work must be solely yours. If someone calls you out for plagiarism, I will NOT be defending you, you’re on your own for that

Please, please, PLEASE, and I can NOT stress this enough, but absolutely no AI can be used for your submissions. Once again, all works must be unique and original. If your work requires AI, then it is NOT original. I will not reblog your work if i get the slightest hint of AI work, and believe me, I can tell

Please keep comments on other participants work friendly. Respect the other participant’s submissions for the event. If you do not like someone’s work for whatever reason — Block the user. I will not stand for any hate/bullying in other people’s post because their work did not meet your expectations. This also goes for spectators who will not be submitting work of their own.

Finally, have fun! This event is about showing love and creativity for the french bastard and his ginger himbo hubby. Bring out your creativity and your best suit!

Late submissions will still be accepted up to 3 days after the event is over!

‼️If you feel like another participant’s work is breaking the rules or is offensive towards you or anyone else, be sure to let me know so proper actions will be taken

📫The account’s inbox will be open for any questions or even ideas that you have in regards of the event!

💔I genuinely do apologize, I had truly intended to have this out a few days ago, but … things happen. I hope you are not too mad or upset with me

🤍 Can’t wait to see all your guy’s works next month, see you then!

@hetaliacalendar if you wouldn’t mind reblogging for a little signal boost pls 😭

[sunb1eeder]

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[fiomeras]

📌Main blog... My name Fiore and I love to play and draw.

Puppets Blog / UTDR Blog / COTL blog / KOFI

⚠️BYF: Nothing nsfw but I do make and reblog nudity and blood every so often. I dont think naked bodies are innately sexual. If you came from my other blogs I suggest you don't follow this one, this is my personal blog. go away pr0sh1p/T3rfs. I block freely

I dont post much art so don't follow me for that either. Sorray

EXTRA INFO, FAQ & BRUSHES under read more ↓

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Asks & dms

📫 ASKBOX

open 24/7 and ill answer things when i feel like it.. though Anon is off and I don't have any plans on turning it on anytime soon!!

MIND YOU, before you ask anything do note I am not a professional. I just enjoy talking about things I want to talk about and mosts of my post are spur of the moment

📨DMS

Generally anyone can dm as long as the conversation doesn't start with "hi" or "how are you doing" and you have something to tell me. No guarantee I'll message back! Don't be weird.

Friends and mutuals can do watevar they want though ❤️ yay

Art

art tag is just #fioart

Art repository

🖍️can i use ur art as pfp/post it to Pinterest?

Id rather not you use my art for anything unless you've had my permission or its art i made for you! Definitely don't post my art around other places without my knowledge. i dont have any other active socials besides here and twitter and my discord is off limits to randos

🎨🖌️Program and brushes

I use Clip studio paint for most of my art and Aseprite every once in a while

I switch around brushes often so please be specific with the one you want to know. But unless the brush is something available on the clip store, I can't guarantee an answer to it because:

the brushes I use are from photoshop megapacks or someone elses pack I paid for

I'd have to upload those brushes in a third party site to make it accessible

I don't like these asks

Old brush info ← brushes I used to use

Traditional tools ↓

Thatse all ❤️ will update if necessary Heres a treat for being a good samaritan thank u and goodbye

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🎆🎇F🅰️PPY NEW REAR🍑 my 🧨🎇FESTIVE 🥳🎊FUCKSLUTS🎉‼️‼️ 💃💃CUNT💗gradulations😘 4️⃣ surviving😇 1️⃣ more cycle 🍒🩸🩸😬around 🍑🏀the SUN 🌞🕶️☀️‼️‼️ Twenty-twenty-fWHORE2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ was LONG and 🫣HARD🥴, let’s reCUNT🔢 what happened… a 😳scandalous😱 TWINK💁‍♂️🏳️‍🌈✨ recorded😩🤳 his WILD🥵🍆🥵SEXcapades 📲from DEEP🥶 within the ⛺️confines of the 🇺🇸UNITED SLATES 🏛️SENATE❕ … Momma Sun🥵☀️ spread👐🏽 her legs🦵🦵 WIDE📭 open, revealing👀 her 🕳️🌑HOLE-lar 💥e-CLITS🕳️🌑 to 🌎North AmeriCUM❗️… a 🇫🇷French 👨🏻ZADDY 💈POLEvaulter was 🚫DICKsqualified🙊🙊 in the Summer Ol-LIMP-DICKS💍🌶️ when his 🫨GIANT 🥩MEAT POLE🕹️ got in the way❕… and 🧠🌀DEEPTHROAT😵‍💫 DONNIE🤠, after getting his ASS🍑💥BLASTED🤯 on the 🍼CUMpaign trail, 🫡🤤SUCKED OFF😮‍💨 a microphone🎤🤤 (this is 🙅‍♂️NOT👏 A 👏JOKE🙅‍♀️) and got🏁 a presidential🗳️ ERECTION🍡😈‼️‼️ BUTT🍑 TITS🍒 all CUM🍌 to an end🔚🎬, so let’s 💃👯‍♀️TWERK🕺🏻 into Twenty-CUNTY-five2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ with a 🅱️IG 💥BANG❗️ When that 🍆😳COCK🍌😩 STROKES🕰 🌃MIDNIGHT🕛, 🎱🔮BALLS🏐 are gonna 🙇‍♂️DROP🧎‍♂️, 🥂🍾 CHAMPUSSY’S🤭💎 gonna 🤯🧨POP💥, and we’re gonna 🌬🌬BLOW🍆💦🤤 some FAT 🧠😮‍💨HORNS📯😈. You may do dry🚫🥃🍸🍹 JANUARY🥶 but make 🫵🏻your NEW 🆕 Year’s reSLUTlution🫦🫦 to keep that 🍑BUSSY 🍩WET‼️ 💌Send💋📫 this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your 🤪ROWDIEST🤪 naughtiest😫💦 📣📣NOISE MAKERS🎉🎉. If you get 0️⃣🔙, you 🚫won’t👮‍♂️ be getting 😱ANY 🎉PARTY poppers 🎉 POPPED 💥 inside🍌🕳 🫵🏻you this 🎊🎊🍆🍆 GOO YEAR’S DAY📆🍆🎊🎊. If 🫵🏻you get 5️⃣🔙, the 🎆fireworks🎇 🙅‍♂️WON’T❌❌ be the ONLY thing ♋️EXPLODING👀👀 tonight‼️‼️ If 🫵🏻you get 🔟➕🔙, get ready for the 🌊WETTEST🥺🥺, 😵‍💫RAUNCHIEST, CUM-FILLED💦👅🫃, BBL-🅱️🅾️🅾️STED💅🏻😏 NEW YEAR💯‼️‼️