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Also, sorry for not being here a bunch my hyperfixation is on the alien and italian man rn

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Seeing people talk about him

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..im adding bobby bearhug as a test muse too bc mom friend critter.

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Funny thing about marco, she is usually nice, usually. And because of that, if shes nice to you first she feels like she hassss to be nice to you if you start being a ass. I don't know why she thinks this way but she does. Shes a weirdo/aff

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PROMPTS FOR THE ONE WHO QUESTIONS EVERYTHING *  assorted dialogue for someone who always asks questions, adjust as necessary

so? what did they say?

are you going to tell me what really happened?

who was that?

where were you?

sorry, i ask a lot of questions.

i ask because i care.

i want to know if you're okay.

when did that start up again?

i thought you weren't seeing them anymore?

care to explain what you're doing here?

answer my question.

you're not telling me the truth.

what's wrong with a few questions?

what is going on over here?

i'm going to get to the bottom of this.

something's not right here.

when did you tell me that?

what on earth is that thing?

listen. did you hear that?

you just expect me to sit here and not ask questions?

i need to know what's going on.

there's something fishy going on around here.

no one will answer any of my questions.

what are you?

where did you come from?

who said you could do that?

when did you get back into town?

who told you that?

you're not telling me the truth.

i don't trust them.

there's more to this story.

i need answers.

that's all you're going to give me?

when were you planning to tell me the truth?

what's up with you?

who hurt you?

who did this to you?

why did we stop talking?

why did you stop answering my calls?

when were you going to tell me about this?

i'll ask the same question again and again if i have to.

you're not leaving here without telling me the truth.

i have to get to the bottom of this.

they're all lying to me.

this isn't right.

this doesn't feel right.

they're hiding something.

you're hiding something.

i ask questions because i'm curious.

i'd like to hear more about your trip.

are these questions bothering you?

i'm just asking. you don't have to answer.

i need to find out what's happening.

i'm not just going to sit here and let bad things happen.

but that's not true, is it?

you're lying to me.

i know the truth.

were you trying to cover your ass with that lie?

i'm always asking questions. it's what i do.

i'm a naturally curious person.

oh, i was just wondering.

does it bother you that i ask so many questions?

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Send in a ♬ for your muse to catch mine singing

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Doobus Goobus starters!

If you haven't watched his videos please do he's a gift

"I've heard the name William Afton 50000 times. And I don't know who the fuck that is and hopefully I never will!"

"I'm not playing your game! I don't, I don't wanna know."

"I will get the broom!"

*pokes with broom* "Come geeet out! Geeeet outta here!!"

"We don't need this! I don't need a bear!"

"That is the least sexy thing I've ever seen! It looks like burnt play-doh."

"I know you're exaggerating but 4000 scares me! Get out!"

"You name your food?"

"I don't like the implications of that sentence!"

"You're not gonna like the straight forward version!" *horrible laughter*

"Oh GOD! They want to reinstate the death penalty for YOU SPECIALLY!!"

"It was so horrific I formed morals!"

"Wait, he was so disgusting your brain evolved just so you could process the horrors you were witnessing!?

"YES, and now I can comprehend my nightmares, which I've had ever since seeing them! So fuck you *insert name here*!!"

"Erm, no one forced you to watch! Lmfao!!"

"Wow! There's not a single good quality in there, GOD DANM!!"

"I'm gonna live underground, and try and kill you if you go near me now!"

"Okay you've just let a demon into my planet!!"

"I'm so sorry I'll get the Bible!"

"IT'S NOT A PHASE DAD!!"

" I AM NOW BLUUUUE!!"

"I AM NOW YELLOW!!"

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"

" I AM NOW WHIIIIITE!!"

"They're so fickle, this is ridiculous!!"

"KILL THIS MAN! HE IS NO LONGER MY SON!!"

*Muffled screaming*

"I really wish I could be in the game again it was a lovely time."

"Good heavens!!!"

"I LIKE YELLING!!"

"Your legs don't scare me!"

"Your legs do not work on me! For I am homosexual!!!"

"The leg witch could not seduce me husband, I have won!!"

"Shall we celebrate with the battle of tounge!?"

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Grab a marker and write (or draw) something on my muse--

And my muse will respond!

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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 . ( a collection of dialogue prompts based on varying types of demands &. requests . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt WILL likely be updated in the future . )

don't say a word .

don't leave me here .

meet me at our spot tonight .

follow me and stay close .

don't beg , it's pathetic .

can you ( tie / zip ) this for me ?

stop lying to me . tell me what you did .

put that down , you don't know what it ( is / does ) .

get out of my sight .

stop pretending you know what's going on .

find a first-aid kit . quickly !

don't get yourself killed .

leave them to me , just go .

just admit that you love me .

just admit that you hate me .

come here , let me look at you .

( name ) , don't make me do this .

drop your ( weapon ) .

stay here and wait for my signal .

don't just sit there , move .

take this and run , don't let anyone have it .

pretend you're my ( partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ) .

don't look , you'll give us away .

don't say another word .

stop pretending like you care .

go make sure the coast is clear .

take this with you . it's a good luck charm .

don't tell anyone about this .

if anybody asks about today , lie .

stop looking at me like that .

tell me you love me .

just kiss me , already .

keep your eyes on the road .

stop crying and calm down .

come with me . there's so much we could do .

wear the ( dress / tie / item ) i gave you tonight .

show me how you like to be touched .

hold my hand .

kiss me , make it look real .

look at me . how many fingers am i holding up ?

will you marry me ?

just slow down for a minute . what's going on ?

take a deep breath , you need to calm down .

get out of here , ( name ) !

draw your weapon .

go rest . i'm not asking .

take a step back .

give me a straight answer .

be polite to our guests .

look me in the eye and say that again .

put your feelings aside for a moment .

keep close to me .

here , let me see that .

look up at the sky .

get out of here , i don't want to see you right now .

stand up , this isn't over yet .

close your eyes and count to ten .

smile for the camera !

keep your head down .

( name ) , let me past .

listen carefully to what i'm about to say .

don't just stare , come in .

stop laughing , this isn't funny .

take this and hide it .

don't make a sound .

put your hands up .

quit causing problems everywhere you go .

just admit that you don't know what you're doing .

stop right there , i mean it .

don't say that name aloud .

just trust me , okay ?

stop acting so childish .

call the police . now .

tell me you love me , even if it's not real .

take a good hard look .

stop the car , ( name ) .

don't make eye contact .

stay out of trouble .

just do it already , we've waited long enough .

hold me tight , and never let me go .

finish what you started .

tell me what you know .

just stay away from me .

turn around . slowly .

don't be scared .

put it down before somebody gets hurt .

stop pretending , i'm tired of the pretending .

grab me my ( item ) , will you ?

don't make assumptions .

put this over it to stop the bleeding .

get to safety !

wipe that look off your face .

secure the area .

keep an eye on them .

look at yourself in the mirror .

run . run and don't stop .

eat . you haven't touched your food in days .

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Send 🐊🐊 to beat my muse with a pair crocs

Or

Send 🐊💀 to throw a pair crocs at my muse

Or send 💪🐊 to do both :^)

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[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle ( Johnny trying to rizz up Marco again LMAO )

GOD DAMN YOU JOH-

"Wh-"

You know.. as someone who worked as a mail lady for years and had walked everywhere, stepped in so many puddles, not worrying about the mud or whatnot, this was a first time she was pulled back from one. Thank god she didn't drop the packages.

She blinked a few times as she glances around to see who did th- oh. Oh its the greaser again. Now she reallly regrets not punching him. Take deep breaths Marco.

"Sir, I appreciate what you are trying to do sweetie, really kind of you too, but I don't need the help, mister. Besides, my shoes are already dirty."

She nods down to her shoes. Poor things had seen better days, all caked up with mud. To be honest, the bottom of her jacket was also caked up with mud.

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I loveee thinking that marco got the "mr scarecrow" nickname from pump and skid bc of the messed up jacket she had. She gkt a new one but the nickname stuck i think. Idk i think she loves those troublemakers with all her heart

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"NOOOO NO NO PEOPLE CAN'T FLOAT LIKE YOU-"

"...hes not allowed near the pumpkin kiddo."

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"DO NOT LISTEN TO THE GREASER! YOU WILL DROWN."

She just woke up to see this shit

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Hey I don't mean to sound like a bother, but the link to your rules requires me to send a request in order to see it. Could you change it so it's easier to access it?

(Unless that was a purposeful choice, then that's alright! 👍. You don't gotta answer this btw)

Ittttt should not do that?? I made it public but let me check

UPDATE: IT TURNED OFF ACCESS?? WHAT?? i fixed it blaze dwdw djdjd

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I feel like kirby would enjoy being softly rolled and kneaded like raw bread dough. it would be enrichment

Indeedddddddd... fhdhdh thats canon here, shes supppper fucking stretchy

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THE BI WILL CAANCEL IT OUT !? FGGHFGHGHFGH

HELLO? WHAT IS THE CONTEXT XD

My darnell is having a ship witj a pico, anons trying to eat darnz with his crush, darnell isnt a very vocal person about his feelings and said something like "if i say no im a asshole if i say yeah im gay" and then THE BRILLENT ANON WENT "THE BI CANCELS ITSELF OUT" AMD ITS SO FUNNY