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#so. getting there!!!!
vilelittlecritter · 1 year
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*crawls out of hole coughing, covered in soot, disheveled and very tired*
I-
I drew on 2 post it notes...
*fucking dies*
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sadclowncentral · 2 months
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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puppyeared · 25 days
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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ravenkings · 2 months
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bonesandthebees · 6 months
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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mroddmod · 8 days
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the queen of the disco or whatever
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nyancrimew · 2 months
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soaptaculart · 3 months
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The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
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asteroidtroglodyte · 1 year
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lesbxdyke · 4 months
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
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Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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its-yashas-strong-arms · 10 months
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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tariah23 · 8 months
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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bookwyrminspiration · 8 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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teaboot · 8 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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