#so you know i'm not fucking around

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[cantpickyourgenre]

I believe Bobby is coming back from the dead because I think we deserve to live in a world where Kenneth Choi gets to act his ass off by playing a simultaneously relieved/joyous and angry/furious Chimney, who feels like he has to thank Bobby, but also scream at him until his throat is sore because it wasn't fair to make that decision! he's going to say they should have played rock, paper, scissors and Bobby will chuckle because he thinks he's joking like silly haha Chimney, but Chimney is like "no, we should have discussed it, you died and I didn't even get to say thank you. you died and I owed you a debt I didn't even know about. you let me carry that" and he has to wrestle with the guilt of knowing that Bobby would do that for him, not just theoretically, but actual concrete proof that Bobby would die to save him. which they all know on some surface level that they'd die for one another, but it feels like such a far-off concept until it isn't. but Chimney also has to deal with the gratitude because Chimney is also so incredibly thankful that he didn't die. every step of the way he wanted Ravi, Bobby, Buck, and Athena to commit crimes, because he loves his life and he wants to keep living it. he's so overjoyed that he got to go home to his wife and kid, and that comes with its own guilt because how can he be so happy to be home when Bobby DIED. does that make him a monster? that on some level he's HAPPY that Bobby did that? and now he has to FACE Bobby. so he tries to be the Before Chimney who gets people whimsical gifts, but how do you give someone balloons about choosing your life over theirs? and he spirals because he's different now and Bobby is here and he has so so much he wants to say but all of it feels contradictory and unfair and he would normally go to Bobby for advice. so he does. he goes to Bobby and he says "what would you do, if you were in my position?" and Bobby just says "whatever you need to say or feel, I understand" and that just makes Chimney even more upset because what he needs is for none of this to have ever happened. its like they all got a re-do, but kept the memories and the feelings and now he has nowhere appropriate to put them. anyway, Bobby lives and we get Chimney angst yay <3 forever and ever.

[seawitchkaraoke]

never gonna get tired of Aabria and Brennan playing dnd together, they know each other so well, they are so fun, they're clearly having so much fun ''does Evan have a grenade??'' ''idk will you let me? :)'', ''you know what I'm gonna ask'' ''yeah I throw myself in front of Sam, absolutely'', ''I'll give it to you, if you detach your shadow'' ''.....(pause, clearly aware that with Aabria as a dm, this will have Consequences) yeah I do it, I want to get all of them'', ''is my shadow back with us?'' ''no :)'' ''okay. (concerning)''

And that's just this episode, but there's so many little moments in all of their campaigns that really read as ''I will fuck you up <3'' ''I know and I am walking into it with open eyes <3'' from both of them, never hold any punches, because they know the other one doesn't want them to, just. Inflicting emotional damage on each other for funsies is a love language I guess?

It's beautiful

[torchstelechos]

I love that In Stars and Time gives the nonconsensual kiss a proper horrified reaction, by the way. Most media where a character can kiss someone out of no where either make it a funny thing or the "romantic" thing, but here Siffrin kisses without permission out of no where and Isabeau reacts correctly! He pushed them away! Because thats surprising, and fucked up to do to someone with no lead up and no permission! Isabeau had no context, and at the time when the kiss happened, was under the impression that Siffrin didn't like touch which can have a variety of horrible reasons for it. Not only that but... We don't know what face Siffrin was pulling and I don't think it was a nice one. Which, again, means that we don't have all the context either! This is a horrible event that has horrible consequences and I love that it does. Because it's something that is horrible and objectively one of the worst things Siffrin did to one of the others in the loops, so I'm just!!! So excited it had bad consequences!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night ruined.

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[egophiliac]

A-anime?

you know, sometimes I forget that Twst is actually an isekai that starts with the protagonist getting run over by an inexplicable horse-drawn carriage. and every time I'm reminded is a delight because that's AMAZING.

also. look. okay. there's a lot of very fun stuff in the trailer but I am obsessed with that Crowley surprised pikachu face. me when I spend all my keys and gems literally hours before they announce overblot SSRs and drop the anime trailer:

[faetouchedfool]

WHY THE FUCK DOES KYLAR BELIEVE WHITNEY OVER US?!??!!??!??!!!!!??!

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I had a lot of concerns about the writing direction going into the end of season seven. Hen's story line, Eddie's story line, and Bobby's story line all deeply concerned me. I thought none of them were good and that Hen and Eddie's were also particularly and thoughtlessly cruel. Then season eight was really bringing it back for me. I was having a good time, really enjoying it all, felt like the first five seasons again.

And now this.

Call me when Buddie goes canon, I guess.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Sleepy I miss your drawings so much 😭😭

I KNOW ANON IM SORRY 😭😭🙏

My commission is going to be done shortly (only a few left!!)

and uhh...

I kinda... fell in love irl?

HELP ME 😭🙏😂

BUT DON'T WORRY I WILL BE BACK!!

[karlachismylife]

Curious to know what your thoughts on ghostgaz are!

I love GhostGaz!! I know I probably say this about every pairing, but, first of all, it's true, and second, I love them all for different things. To me, GhostGaz is pure peace. I know I kinda wrote SoapGaz also being about this dynamic, but the difference is, SoapGaz are that AND two little troublemaker shits that are going to blow shit up and blame each other. GhostGaz is calmer, they obviously have their playful side (mostly sarcastic jabs and sass, these two), they obviously have passion, but there is this veil of just wanting to rest together peacefully. There's a lot on their shoulders and they're both reluctant to lean onto others, so when they finally do, it's a lot of exhaustion. And they're also both insanely beautiful, there's a lot of just "admiring the view" between them that probably leads to them both being flustered.

I have a little retired GhostGaz thing here and also a few headcanons on them here (MDNI)

And let's do another piece, because the world needs more GhostGaz. Me, I'm the world. (MDNI)

There is an old garden swing behind the pub, awkardly standing against the brick wall with a perfect view on the trash spilling from overflowing skip bins. The roof had been taken off the swing, and its supports could use a fresh coat of paint, but it doesn't crumble under Riley's considerable weight and even moves when he rocks absentmindedly, staring into the dark night sky above and clouding it with cigarette smoke. His head is fuzzily empty after a few glasses of nice bourbon, not drunk yet, but certainly tipsy and thus at peace with the whole world - ironically. Ghost and peace don't exactly go together other than when he's blissfully under influence.

Simon doesn't even wince when the back door he came through into this well-like backyard surrounded by buildings on all sides opens again, letting yellow light, muffled human noise and music into the cool silent night he was enjoying. The person coming outside stumbles over a brick that is probably sometimes used to keep the door open and mutters a curse under their breath with a chuckle. It's Gaz.

"There you are, sir," he purrs once he locates the dark heap that Ghost is, the only light spot being the lower half of his face, freed from under the bally and tilted up to the sky, and the bare pale neck with Simon's Adam's apple moving lazily as he breathes. Like a cat wary of the human presence, Ghost watches from the corner of his eye as Garrick approaches the swing and stops with his back turned to it, too inhebirated to multitask - he's fumbling with a ciggy, concentrating hard to try and light it. Yellow flicker of his dying lighter shows off the adorable concentration crease between his brows and the famous nose scrunch - Simon wonders, what caused it: reeking trash, cheap smoke, nasty aftertaste of the horrible coctail the Sergeants drank to prove they can, Kyle's own clumsiness and the cigarette's unwillingness to cooperate?

Gaz floods Simon's thoughts so abruptly, like a warm light does once you flick the switch on - what seemed like an abandoned apartment shows signs of life and invites inside, where a teapot is already waiting with your favourite mug to drink from. Before Ghost can stop himself, he bends his widely spread legs and pushes the swing forward, successfully undercutting Kyle's knees. With a surprised "oh sh-", Garrick drops his cigarette and lands on the creaking seat heavily, sounding like his ass is cut from wood itself.

"Fock, mate, sorry-" - Ghost, his eyes widening with surprise themselves, sits up straight and chuckles gruffly, catching Kyle before he can slide off the swing going back now - his smile shines in the darknes, laughter at his own landing loud and clear. The ciggy he dropped gets swallowed by the night, and Simon feels a little guilty for denying a man his smoke. "Didn't think you'd fold this easy. 'Ere, let me..."

He produces his own cigarette pack from the hoodie pocket and offers one to Kyle, leaning in close to light it with his smoudering cigarette's end. There isn't much tension in the action - not until Simon looks up from the flickering red-orange light and sees Kyle's long lashes in all their glory while his tipsy Sergeant still looks downwards with a thoughtful look. At first Simon thinks he's just drunkenly mesmerized by the little breating light, growing with each inhale and fading at exhales; but then suddenly he feels a deft hand with long fingers grip his thik thigh, squeezing the muscle through his lazy black sweats - not that he'd bother wearing anything better for a drinking night with the team in a lovely dingy pub.

"You don't miss leg day, eh?" Kyle's voice is all purring mirth, amber wiskey coating a tumbler's walls and swirling as it pours down Simon's ears. Worse of all - Garrick's appreciation is genuine, fingers kneading the meat of Ghost's thigh and his thumb repeatedly pushing into the softness on the inner side. Just because Kyle likes how it feels. Simon lets himself fall back onto the swing's backrest and take a couple drags as he distinctly feels his prick chubbing up before he drops the cigarette butt on the ground and looks to the side again.

"You're one to talk, Garrick. These are murder weapons right here," Ghost's big palm pats Kyle's knee clumsily and stays there. Comfortable silence lingers, Kyle's hand strokes up and down the fat muscles, jumps from one thigh to another while he's finishing his smoke. His grip is firm and feels like a relaxing massage after a rewarding workout, sending tingling waves of heat to Ghost's crotch as he stays still, manspreading and bringing the swing into movement over and over, arms resting on the backrest, a hand toying with Kyle's hood. Gaz leans in for a shotgun kiss and Simon's mangeld lips are already parted for it, welcoming the smoke and letting a hot tongue lick into the desperate mouth tasting of tobacco and alcohol.

Simon's hand comes up to pull Kyle in by his nape, playing with the dark curls at the base of his skull, and Gaz lets out a shaky sigh, scooting even closer and throwing his leg over Simon's knee. Ghost doesn't half-ass anything - pulls Garrick up fully into his lap, ignoring how the weight of Sergeant's ass presses down on his boner, and kisses his clean shaven cheek with wet lips. He's got half a mind to slide his huge paw down Kyle's pants and just feel his hefty balls in a handful, fondle them with gruff tenderness and hear Garrick sigh like that again, but he's still sober enough to not be too excited by the prospect of a hasty handjob behind the pub.

"Let's go gome, Si?" It's almost like Gaz reads his mind, offers lazily, resting his head on Ghost's shoulder - he doesn't mind staying for a bit longer and downing a few more, so that he'll be sitting with his palm over Simon's crotch in the taxi, breathing heavily without any willpower to stop his clingy drunk Lieutenant from slobbering all over his neck; he doesn't mind departing immediately, either, holding Simon's hand in his warp grip and huddling together on the tube, taking up three seats instead of two with their wide arses.

Simon thinks of an answer, weighing his options carefully. There is no rush. They can stay under the dark sky above this trashy well for a bit longer, before Soap comes looking for them "snogging around". Might as well give him something to look at.

[write-nerdy-to-me]

tadius ~ "fuck this miserable life": a study, pt. 2 (pt. 1)

[cosmichawk]

It's that time of year again so here are xmas harbingers edits by yours truly

bonus:

[emandemms]

i just finished the iliad, so here's the last part of my "the iliad is a comedy too" list. this is a long one (say thank you book 23), i just couldn't help myself.

the following three parts are linked below!! i also might make a post compiling the whole list!

part one

part two

part three

- aeneas telling achilles to stop yapping on the battlefield when it was actually HIM who was in the middle of a good old homeric "this is my dad and this was his dad and his dad did this" speech.

- achilles damn near about to crash out when apollo kept protecting hector. this man tried to kill hector FOUR TIMES and apollo just yanked hector out of the way each time. achilles was like "oh, so apollo favors you? yeah, well, if any of the gods like me, next time i see you, i'm gonna FUCK YOU UP!!!"

- achilles beefing with a river.

- like dude, stop KILLING people in the water, you're clogging the river and that's just not cool. respect the environment, asshole.

- book 21 is really just "angry man yells at river before being swept away by the waters of divine fury".

- athena decking ares and aphrodite. she was really sick and tired of them at this point.

- posideon essentially calling apollo a little shit when apollo kept siding with the trojans.

- apollo sending achilles on a wild goose chase while disguised as a trojan. it's giving tom and jerry, i can't even lie.

- achilles beefing with apollo. just in general.

- this can also be extended to: apollo beefing with achilles. and we all know how that ends!!!

- hector being bamboozled by his own idea of trying to beg for mercy and understanding from achilles. he really was like "why the fuck am i trying to problem solve this, the guy wants me dead. ain't no way he's gonna listen to anything i say".

- a popular favorite that i think deserves a quick mention: hector and achilles running around troy three fucking times. tom and jerry part two????? except this is an alternate universe where tom catches jerry and it's not pretty.

- nestor giving antilochus advice on how to win the chariot race even though antilochus knows what he's doing.

- this is extra funny when antilochus turns around and cheats to get ahead of menelaus. an asshole move, but so incredibly real and i can't even say i blame him.

- apollo knocking diomedes' whip out of his hand during the race. out of spite.

- it's actually because diomedes had taken aeneas' horses in book 5 and diomedes was using them in the race, but still. petty and spiteful and i love it.

- athena immediately rushing to grab the whip to return it to diomedes. athena is playing favorites again and she's not even trying to hide it.

- lesser ajax and idomeneus bickering during the chariot race. SPECIFICALLY idomeneus telling lesser ajax "young man, you're real good at arguing and bitching, but man, where the fuck are your brains at?"

- the ONE TIME achilles is mentioned smiling is when antilochus is throwing a fit about not receiving his due prize and i think that's beautiful.

- achilles really saw his friend complaining and said "that's my bro how can i NOT give him exactly what he wants?"

- menelaus tearing into antilochus and shaming him for cheating during the race in front of everyone.

- mans really told antilochus to swear on posideon that he didn't cheat so of course antilochus is like "shit shit i can't make that oath because i did cheat and i am NOT getting on the shit list of any god".

- so antilochus is like "okay menelaus, my bad old man, i'm just so young and spry that i can't help myself sometimes".

- and then he just gives menelaus the mare that was the second place prize to avoid making an untrue oath while STILL managing to insist he won fair and square.

- smart guy.

- menelaus also being like "okay, i forgive you because you are usually pretty well behaved so let's just chalk this up to like, temporary insanity or something".

- AND THEN menelaus gives the mare BACK to antilochus.

- menelaus is a softie at heart and antilochus knew it and absolutely took advantage of it and WON. bro played the long game and it was so worth it. this whole sequence was so entertaining to me, can you tell?

- nestor, the absolute icon that he is, once again going off on one of his rants. everyone say "i heart nestor".

- the footrace between lesser ajax, odysseus, and antilochus.

- namely odysseus praying to athena to help him win the race, which she does, of course. she gives odysseus a little boost and she TRIPS lesser ajax, which causes him to fall face first into a pile of cow shit.

- it gets in his mouth and nose y'all, it's nasty as fuck.

- i also think it's funny that odysseus is the oldest of the three of them, and even without athena's help at the end he was right behind lesser ajax the entire time.

- of course i have to mention lesser ajax whining about the fact that athena dotes on odysseus like a mother.

- and odysseus not saying anything to argue because he knew lesser ajax wasn't really wrong about that.

- antilochus also saying that the gods have a habit of favoring old men.

- old man odysseus for the win!!!!!

- it also cracks me up at how obvious it is that achilles favors antilochus y'all, it's HILARIOUS.

- antilochus goes after the race and starts talking about how "odysseus is an old man, but boy, he's almost as fast as achilles!" and achilles is over here like "yeah, he totally is, you're so right. here, have some more gold for being my number one hype man".

[egophiliac]

have you been keeping up with gozyuger? it's just... truly wild to watch

OKAY I'm finally caught up! and...wild is an understatement, huh! getting some real Donbros energy off of this one (in the best of ways though really) (just all kinds of super weird and super fun! 💍) (...also the blue ranger might have murdered a child?) (I mean probably not) (they wouldn't. but.) (what if)

I'm especially fond of Bouquet and Fire Candle, just because they encapsulate the two modes of my brain at any given moment

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Colored some junky morning warmup comics eehehe... This is Superhero Taisen to me.

The Sentai is here to deal with physically large threats and contribute nothing else.