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A New Kind of Love: Chapter II

Genre: Non-Idol college au, slight enemies to lovers (more like they annoy e/o at the start), friends with benefits, smut, angst, romance, drama

Pairing: Minho x F!Reader

Warnings: Drinking, Cigarette Smoking, Mention of Weed, Nonconsensual touching, Cussing, Spanking, Rough Sex, Physical Violence (Minho punches a guy), Degradation, Reader is a bit of a brat. Let me know if I forgot anything! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Word Count: 2,979

Summary: You didn't grow up with great examples of love. Your parents were always at each other's throats. As a result, you have struggled with expressing your true feelings and can come off cold or defensive. After your boyfriend of 2 years cheats on you during freshman year with your childhood best friend, you decide to swear off love for good. Now in your second year of college, you move into the basement apartment of a house full of college boys. Inevitably crossing paths with one of them, Minho quickly gets under your skin in more ways than one. Despite your differences, you can't stay away from him.

A/N: I struggled a little with this chapter compared to the others I finished. Sorry if it's not great. Also, to spare my anxiety, I’m going to refrain from creating deadlines since this story has expanded from what it was originally meant to be (a one shot lol). I will have part three out as soon as I can. Again, any feedback/thoughts are welcome!

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A ringtone jolts you awake. Blearily, you look around your bedroom for the source. Stumbling, you reach for the discarded purse on the floor and fish out your mobile. Squinting at the bright light, you see the name Baddest Bitch 🎀 flash across the screen. You slide to answer.

“Hello,” your voice sounds rough.

“Bitch, did you really just ditch me last night?” Your best friend, Yuqi, shouts through the phone. You move it a few inches from your face before speaking.

“What are you talking about?”

“I went to find you and you were gone.”

You take a moment to recall the party, the memories slowly coming back. “Wait, didn’t you ditch me last night for some guy?”

“I mean, yeah, but-” you cut her off.

“Look I am super hung over right now and desperately need a shower. Can you save your scolding for later?”

“Sure, I’m going to head to the diner. Meet you there?” You look at your phone to see the time.

“I can be there in like, 30 minutes?”

“See you!”

“Bye.” You hang up the phone and very slowly make your way to the shower.

The warm water feels like heaven cleansing away all sins from last night. While washing your hair, you suddenly remember meeting your neighbor, Minho. You struggle to remember the conversation. Was I that wasted? You can only recall that he was a bit of a dick. Shaking your head, you erase him from your mind.

Dressed comfortably in jeans and a black turtleneck, you grab your long coat and keys before heading out the door. You pause to take out your sunglasses as the sun hits. As you round the corner, Minho spots you from the porch and greets you.

“Good morning!” You jump out of your skin, nearly dropping your phone. You look up to see Minho leaning over the railing smiling at you.

“How’d you sleep, princess?” Minho’s cheeriness makes your brain hurt.

“Can you keep it down? It’s like 10 in the morning. Chill.” The sun shines right into Minho’s chocolatey eyes and you can see every variation of brown in his irises. They’re stunning.

“Not feeling so well, huh?” You’re completely flabbergasted by his presence.

“How long have you been waiting there for me?”

Minho doesn’t expect you to ask. “Not…long.” He looks down at his hands and picks at some invisible dirt under his nails. Jisung appears behind him and slaps Minho on the back. He falls forward with an oomph from the force.

“Hey Hyung!” Jisung looks over Minho’s shoulder and sees you.

“Oh! Morning, Y/n!” His gummy smile on full display.

“Is your whole household on uppers or something?” Placing your sunglasses on top of your head, you look around questioning if this is the twilight zone. Jisung takes in your appearance and notices how tired you look.

“Rough night?” he asks with a wince.

“Something like that,” you give Minho a pointed look.

“Where you headed?” Minho asks.

“Coffee. Meeting a friend.”

Jisung slaps Minho on the back again. “Well, that is perfect!” Minho stands up straight and looks at Jisung angrily. The younger boy ignores him and continues, “We were just about to head that way. Want some company?”

“Oh, um-,” the boys don’t give you a chance to answer, instead joining you on the sidewalk. Jisung loops his arm into yours.

“가자”

“What?”

“He means let’s go,” Minho answers for Jisung.

“Okay, then, Ka-cha, I guess,” you try to repeat back. Minho and Jisung smile at your attempt.

You arrive at the diner and see Yuqi in your usual booth. She spots you and waves. Pulling you into a hug, she notices two guys standing awkwardly behind you and releases you.

“Uh, did you adopt some strays on the way here?” Jisung takes in the sight of your best friend and stares at her with big heart eyes, his mouth slightly agape. You notice Jisung’s expression and giggle.

“Jisung, Minho, this is Yuqi. Yuqi, Jisung, Minho.” You gesture to each person to make introductions. Minho leans in to shake Yuqi’s hand, but Jisung jumps in front of him, taking hold of her instead.

“Hi, I’m Jisung,” he practically shouts.

Yuqi flashes both boys a smile. “It’s nice to meet you.” She points for the two of them to sit down. Jisung eagerly takes the spot next to Yuqi leaving you and Minho on the other side of the booth.

“So how do you three know each other?” Yuqi asks.

“They live above me.”

“Do they now?” Yuqi gives you a flirty look that you refuse to entertain.

After placing your orders, conversation flows easily between the four of you.

“And what about you two? How do you know each other?” Yuqi motions between Jisung and Minho.

Jisung smiles and says, “We met in high school. He punched a guy who was bullying me. He’s basically my soulmate, isn’t that right 자기?”

“Shut up, Ji.” Minho laughs.

You look at Minho, “Ja-gi?”

“It means something like darling.”

“I see.”

“He’s just joking though,” Minho shrugs unconvincingly.

“What are you talking about, 자기? Don’t lie to them!” Jisung pouts, making Yuqi laugh.

He’s not one to go out of his way to connect with people, but he’d practically been taken hostage by Jisung and Felix. Whether it was Stockholm Syndrome or the balls of sunshine finally wearing him down, they eventually became his closest friends. Through Jisung he met Chris and Changbin. As a dance major he met Hyunjin who eventually introduced him to Jeongin and Seungmin. Minho grew up often feeling alone. His gruff personality could rub people the wrong way, but for whatever reason, his seven friends held onto him making him feel a part of something. A family.

Minho changes the subject and turns to speak to you, leaving Yuqi and Jisung to chat alone.

“Feeling any better?”

“Yeah, actually. A lot better.”

“Good.” He fiddles with his coffee cup as a comfortable silence falls over the two of you. You both smile watching your friends across the table flirt.

“Those two seem to be getting along.” Minho says quietly as he takes a sip of coffee.

“Yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Right on cue, your friends laugh at something amusing on Jisung’s phone.

“You two close?” You look away from your friend to Minho.

“We are. I guess you could say she’s my Jagi.” Minho smiles at that.

“Was she at the same party as you last night?”

You lean back into the booth and nod, “She was.”

“She seems to be in better shape than you were this morning.”

“Yuqi doesn’t drink.”

Minho nods. “So that makes you the drinker?”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry, I’m kidding,” he says quickly to diffuse you.

“Is this fun for you?” Too late.

“What?”

“Getting under my skin.”

“Don’t make it so easy then.” He says teasingly, but you don’t take the joke.

“Dude, I just met you like yesterday.”

“Why are you getting so mad? I was just joking. Relax.”

“Relax?”

He throws his hands in the air, defeated. “Why do you make it impossible to get to know you?”

You scoff and stand up. “Yuqi, we’re leaving.”

Yuqi looks away from Jisung, the two of them completely oblivious to your disagreement with Minho.

“Right now?”

Minho leans back into the booth and crosses his arms.

“Yes, come on.” You stand up from the booth and reach out for your friend’s hand.

She looks at Jisung before reluctantly taking your hand. “Okay.” She waves goodbye to Jisung. You give him a wave as well, but ignore Minho who looks away from you.

Jisung stands up and shouts, “I-I’ll see you around!” The door chimes as you both exit.

“Hyung, I think I’m in love.”

Minho sighs. “You just met her.”

“Did I? Or have our souls been searching for each other across centuries and have finally reunited?” Minho just groans as he picks up his coffee cup. Jisung clutches his chest looking at the glass door before turning to Minho.

“You seem to have taken a liking to, Y/n.”

Minho snorts into his coffee. “Absolutely not.”

Jisung just shakes his head. “And yet you waited on the porch for fifteen minutes until she finally left her apartment.”

“I-well, that was-” Minho stumbles over his words.

“Uh huh.” He throws the elder a satisfied smirk. Jisung could always see through Minho.

While walking back from class the next day you look up to see Minho’s window slightly ajar. A cloud of smoke forcing its way through the crack. Before you can stop yourself, you find your body standing at the threshold knocking on the front door. The door flies open and you're greeted by a beautiful blonde boy with freckles painted across his face.

“Hello!” the beautiful blonde boy speaks, but it takes a moment for his words to register.

“Uh, hi!” You finally shout out. “I’m your neighbor from downstairs.”

Recognition flashes in his eyes. “Y/n! I’m Felix. I’ve heard so much about you!” he says as he pulls you into a hug.

“You have?” Your voice muffled as you speak into his chest. He releases you and holds you by your shoulders to look you over.

“Wow, you’re beautiful.” You feel your cheeks warm at the compliment.

“Oh, thank you. You are too.” He smiles and invites you in.

“So, Y/n, to what do we owe the pleasure?” You look over and notice he’s in the middle of a video game.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.” Felix follows your gaze to his paused game.

“Don’t worry. I wasn’t really…winning.” He grumbles as he scratches the back of his head.

“Well, I was just looking for-” As if summoned by your subconscious, Minho makes his way downstairs before you can even get his name out.

“Y/n?” You turn to see Minho at the base of the stairs. He’s shirtless wearing only gym shorts. His briefs peeking through. You force yourself to not look at his chest or lower and maintain eye contact.

“Minho, hey…”

Felix watches the exchange, amused. “You came here for Minho, hyung?” People don’t usually make house calls for his grumpy resident cat.

“Yeah.” You continue staring at Minho.

“What are you doing here?” He looks at Felix. The two exchange a silent word and Felix nods.

“I am going to check and see if my brownies are done.” He gently squeezes your arm to get your attention. “You’re welcome to one, if you would like.” You smile at him. Felix disappears into the kitchen leaving the two of you alone in the entrance of the house.

Minho closes the gap between you since you seem planted in your spot. He tilts his head. “Well?” He’s standing directly in front of you now. Before you can answer you notice a scar just below his ribs. Without thinking you trace the line with your finger. Minho’s stomach tightens beneath your touch and he lets out a strained breath.

“What happened?”

“It’s from when I was a baby. I had to have a procedure done.” You look up at him concerned, your finger still lightly touching the end of the scar.

“Are you okay now?”

He affectionately laughs at your question. “Yeah, I’m okay.” Minho moves your hand away before the electrical current from your touch reaches any further south. He doesn’t let go of your hand though and instead stares at where your fingers are intertwined. The atmosphere shifts.

“Hey, hyung, can you help me with-” Jisung suddenly walks in, breaking the tension. “Y/n, hi!” You look at Jisung and shake your head ending the spell.

“Sorry, I have to go!” You push past Minho after giving Jisung a wave and head to leave.

Felix calls out to you from the kitchen, “Y/n, your brownie!”

“Next time!” You rush out and close the door behind you.

Jisung looks at Minho blinking. “What was that about?”

“I have no idea,” he says in disbelief. He walks over to the window and watches as you hurriedly walk down the street and out of view.

Minho sits at a table studying when he spots you entering the library. It had been a few days since he last saw you. Your touch now seared on his scar. He felt you every time he closed his eyes and despite himself, he craved your nearness. As if possessed, he abandons his books and follows you into the maze of the stacks.

It takes some time to find you, but when he does you’re at the end of an aisle at the very back of the library. He can feel his heart beat into his ears. Sensing a presence, you look up from your book and are surprised to meet Minho’s eyes. He stands at the opposite end of the aisle waiting for a signal. You place your book down and face him. Minho takes a tentative step in your direction, then another. You take one too until you're both rushing to close the gap. It probably doesn’t make sense to an outsider, but the two of you were drawn to each other like magnets. Maybe it didn’t make sense to you either. Did you even like Minho? Did it matter? It didn’t, not as he crashed his lips against yours and pushed you into the bookshelf. Electricity crackling between the two of you.

Minho grips the shelf behind him to steady himself. Your hands immediately begin exploring his body. You could feel every outline of his muscles beneath your palms and his skin ignites from your touch. He pushes his hard length into your center as he kisses down your neck. Minho starts sucking and you know it's going to leave a mark. You don’t care. What you didn’t expect was for him to bite you. The pain sends pleasure through your middle and a cry escapes your mouth. This elicits a growl from Minho as his hands begin to hurriedly pull up your jean skirt. You feel his Adam's apple bob as you lick up and down the length of his throat. You then graze your teeth along his jawline. It was your turn to leave marks. Your skirt now up to your hips, Minho completely exposes you to him. You lift your head and look around.

“What if someone sees?”

“Just look at me.” And you do. Everything around you, the books, the shelves disappear. It’s just the two of you alone. He can feel your arousal as he cups your sex.

“So wet for me, princess. And here I thought you didn’t like me.”

“I don’t.”

He raises an eyebrow and smirks.

You smack his chest. "Shut up.” He lets out a husky laugh as he places his lips on your shoulder.

“Bite me again and I’ll kick your nuts.”

“Noted.” You felt him smile against your skin. Minho pushes your panties aside and slides two fingers in without hesitation. You let out a breath not realizing you had been holding one in.

“Fuck.” You clench around his fingers as you take him in.

“You’re so warm,” he moans. He starts pushing in and out of you as your wetness quickly coats his hand.

“Kiss me.” He brings his lips to yours and you bite at him needily.

“But I can’t bite you?”

“I swear to god if you ruin this right now with that mouth of yours…”

Minho removes his fingers from you and drops to his knees. “What? This mouth?”

“Minho, what are-” before you could protest, he licks up your wet folds making you shiver. The tip of his tongue pushes at your clit.

“Yes, more!” Minho slowly circles around before sucking harshly. “Ooh, baby. Like that,” you purr. That nearly sends him over his edge. He palms his bulge with his free hand to adjust himself before he slides his fingers back in. Minho now pumps relentlessly and you can hear your wetness squelch with every movement.

“Too much!” But Minho doesn’t relent.

You grip his hair pulling and pushing him further into you. He groans, sending a vibration through your pussy and you moan loudly.

“Keep your voice down,” he whispers.

“F-fuck you-u,” Minho chuckles as he resumes eating you out. He hikes your leg over his shoulder and the new angle gives his long fingers better reach. Minho can feel the ribs of your walls enclose him tightly and he knows you’re close. Your breathing becomes shallow as your orgasm rises through your body and stars dot your vision. Minho tongues your clit harder and forces a third digit inside of you. You grind against him as you finally come into his mouth. You have to use all your strength to hold in your cries and grip the shelf behind you to stay grounded. Minho doesn’t let up, letting you ride out your orgasm while he laps up your ecstasy. You whimper as you shake from overstimulation.

Minho finally releases you and stands. He puts your panties back in place and pulls your skirt down. His lips, nose, and chin are covered in your essence making your middle tighten in pleasure. Minho licks each finger individually, not letting a drop go to waste.

“So sweet.”

He wipes his face with the back of his sleeve once he finishes. Still coming down from your high, you don’t realize how closely you're leaning against the bookshelf. Your fingers gripping the shelf so hard your knuckles are white. Minho notices and takes hold of your hands to help you upright. Tension leaves your fingers as he places feather light kisses across your knuckles. All you can do is stare into Minho’s brown eyes. He smiles at your blissed out state and leans into your ear. “See you around, princess.” Minho releases your hands and disappears, leaving you absolutely stunned.

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crazylittlejester · 3 months ago

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Unsure if you’ve answers this already, but what’s the rest of the chain doing in your modern au?

I don’t think ive ever really talked a lot about it like, in depth, but im more than happy to because i love my au and my silly guys :)

my bad for spelling errors i am Stupid 💔

Time: (46) Lives on the ranch with Malon. He worked full time as a mechanic before he met and married Malon, and he still works at the same place just SIGNIFICANTLY less hours because he’s also doing work on the ranch. He also plays guitar as a hobby, he played more when he was younger but Twilight’s BIGGEST flex in middle and early high school was that his dad owns some fuckass guitars

Hyrule: (20) He really really really likes rocks and being outside so he’s going into geology because he wanted to dig in the dirt and find special rocks. Sometimes Twi will text him like “bro where are you?” and if he even has service Hyrule will just send him a pic in the literal middle of fucking nowhere. Hyrule lives with Legend in the same apartment as Wars, Twi, and Sky, EXACTLY one floor below them

Legend: (20) Political science major, because he was running out of time and had to pick something. He’s not super sure what he wants to do, he has like, no plans, he didn’t think he’d be alive this long and have to DO something with his life. He works at the same little coffee shop as Sky, and those two are good friends. Every time Wars is being too loud above him (jumping, screaming, dancing) he will get up on his table and smack the ceiling and yell, or he’ll leave him angry voicemails. He left the dorms because he couldn’t handle being in the room next to Wars’s dramatic ass, he was DEVASTATED to discover all he did was move in underneath him

Wild: (19) He’s doing fashion/arts and he really really likes photography. He’s a retired skater (same as Wars) and on good days he can move around alright with minimal pain, but it’s not uncommon for him to use a mobility aid. He’s very good friends with Wars and sometimes they’ll fuck around at the rink together, other times when he has five minutes to spare Wars will drive him around and they’ll go to parks and just sit. They’re each other’s oldest friend and they both left a sport that was literally their entire world and its been hard to adjust to life without competitions but they’ve got each other. Wars makes a very serious effort to meet up with Wild 2-3 times a week

Four: (19) He’s a blacksmith, like his grandpa, but he got roped into this mess of a friend group somehow anyways. He finds most of them to be far too loud or dramatic, but they’re his best friends and he’s stuck with em

Wind: (16) He’s still in high school, but he does band and soccer. Wars took him skating ONCE because he used to babysit him, and Wind kinda got obsessed with the idea of what he calls ‘knife shoes’. Of ALL the people Wars has taken to the rink with him (who have no prior experience skating), Wind is the best. He’d be able to fuck around and play ice hockey with Wars, he’d get his ass beat if he went against an actual hockey player, but he can play a simple friendly game with Wars if Wars agrees to it

and then for anyone unfamiliar with the au!!:

Wars: (20/21; depends on what time of year I write the au in, because everything is just about their last year of undergrad and he’s a December birthday) He’s a retired figure skater who holds a world record and several gold medals, and he won the hyrule equivalent of the olympics at 18. He’s a dance major now, he’s been doing ballet since he was 3 and he never quit it, and he’s gone pretty much all day during the week because he goes skating for two hours before class, his last class ends at 5:30, and then if he’s actively in a show rehearsal ends at 10. Weekends are his only time to breathe but he’ll still have rehearsal from 1-6 and will hit the rink from like 10-11 unless Sky and Twi get on their literal hands and knees and BEG him not to because they miss him and “when will my husband return from the fucking war??”

Twilight: (21/22; his birthday is March) Bio/chem major with the intent to become a vet for ranch animals. He LOVES animals so so so so much, and he has a rather bad habit of bringing home sat wet creatures to his adoptive parents/aunt&uncle Time and Malon who just need a little extra love, including but not limited to: Several dogs, several cats, an injured bird, Warriors, a baby deer. Most of these things get taken care of and then released or Time helps them get adopted, and others get kept (at LEAST four dogs (including a very fluffy one named Wolfie), Wars, and two cats)

Sky: (21) English literature major who wants to become a teacher because he had an awful time as a disabled kid in school and he was made to feel stupid and he NEVER wants a kid to have that experience. It broke his heart to realize Wars had that experience too and still thinks he’s stupid, but Sky is determined to be the kind of english teacher you remember DECADES after you leave grade school because they were so important and changed your life. His gf Sun also loves english literature, and they go on dates to the library together and it’s just disgustingly sweet. He’s living out his best coffee shop romance au life because he does in fact work at a coffee shop and he did in fact fall in love with the girl who came in and ordered mint tea at 4 pm on the dot every day he just so happened to be working

#jes’s miscellaneous modern au #jes ask #linked universe #linkeduniverse

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wheelie-sick · 6 months ago

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was it difficult getting a wheelchair prescription/referral for eds? and how has your experience with deconditioning been? was the switch to wheelchair from other mobility aids worth it? i have eds and am expected to get a wheelchair prescription later this year and i’m anxious about how the appointment will go

while I would love to help you my wheelchair is not primarily for hEDS 😅

[proceeds to write a really long fucking post with answers anyways]

anyways it's beneath the cut

I had a very easy time getting a referral because I have numerous comorbidities and my wheelchair was primarily for miserable malalignment. it was done in combination with the hEDS and lupus.

I'll still answer the other questions though

deconditioning

deconditioning was and is a very huge struggle for me especially because in the past I was a near full time wheelchair user and occasionally was completely unable to weight bear for about a month at a time. this meant I was basically doing no walking. this had all the consequences of doing no walking. I haven't had physical therapy in a long time either (even though I should) which did not help the situation.

I didn't really notice the deconditioned until I started shifting back to walking more. my legs were extremely weak and I was having a hard time walking short distances. I definitely had to build up to longer ones and it was a slow process.

I now walk significantly more--I'd say about 30% of the time--which is not a large number but it's enough to keep my legs strong enough that I can do things like hike sometimes. I do try to keep up with PT exercises. I am bad at it but anything is better than nothing.

basically my point is walk as much as possible and do your physical therapy

I will say that to some extent the muscle you build in your arms does make up for the muscle lost in your legs. it's not a 1:1 but it's not like you're losing muscle and gaining none- you are gaining some.

other mobility aids

god this is another one that's really influenced by other factors that weren't hEDS but I'll answer it anyways and try to pick out what's hEDS and what's not.

when I got my wheelchair referal I had active, untreated lupus leaving me unable to make it to the bathroom more than 1-2 times a day. when I got my wheelchair I had worse active, untreated lupus and was in and out of the hospital. I was also struggling to make it to the bathroom and was not eating (in part because I was throwing all of it up, in part because the campus dining hall was outside my radius of movement even with my hospital wheelchair) my point with this is that I needed that wheelchair pretty desperately. I had a hospital wheelchair, it was very difficult to use because it was 4 inches too large. I did use it, it was my primary mobility aid, but it limited my life a lot. it was more a "go to the bathroom" mobility aid than a "go to my classes" mobility aid

active lupus likes to attack your connective tissue a lot so it was also making my joints more unstable. couldn't figure out where to include this in the last paragraph but part of the cause of my pain was lupus' impact on my hEDS joints.

when I got my custom wheelchair I started using it for just about everything immediately because it was the most freeing thing I had ever experienced. (I got to leave my dorm building!!!!! I got to leave my dorm building!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[ID: a window selfie taken in a window with decals saying "UNM lobos" the person is sitting in a rigid manual wheelchair with his arm on the wheel]

look at me outside my dorm building for the first time in a month!!!! you can't see it but I was so absolutely thrilled

so was it worth it for me? yes, 1000× yes. I cried when I first moved around in it in the ATP's office

hEDS and the switch

so while it was absolutely worth it for me I wanted to share some of the factors that are actually hEDS related (though most of these are influenced by other parts of my disorder cocktail)

when it comes to pros, I do experience a lot of pain from hEDS and my leg pain is very mitigated by my wheelchair. when it comes to cons my shoulders have new pain! it's awful. when it comes to pros, my wheelchair is fit in a way that really helps alleviate my back pain from SI joint in instability-- if your chair doesn't have a good backrest SI joint pain will get worse, get a good backrest (I personally recommend the varilite icon so much thst they should start paying me for the advertising) it also supports my comorbid scoliosis a lot. it's useful during comorbid POTS flares but my POTS is pretty well managed now so that's mostly irrelevant for me (and you have to be careful using wheelchairs for POTS because they can decondition you and make things worse in the long run)

speaking of deconditioning you already seem pretty aware of deconditioning concerns so I won't dive into that one

it has made my joint dislocations & subluxations much less frequent because mine were primarily happening in my knees. it has made elbow subluxations a revived problem

basically it's what you'd expect- easier on the lower body harder on the upper body. also your spine. there's a lot of stress on your spine using a wheelchair so you have to take that into account. push for a good backrest, consider one that's medium height (at least, depending on other needs) understand you will probably throw your back out multiple times.

was it worth it with hEDS for me? I'd say yeah. while my wheelchair is not primarily for hEDS, hEDS is still a large component in it.

this was very rambly, sorry about that, I am writing this at 3 am, I hope this helps some?

I wish you so much luck getting your wheelchair they are so life changing and I hope you find it to be worth it!!!!! 💕💕

#ask #physical disability #physically disabled #wheelchair user #elhers danlos syndrome #EDS #hEDS

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ludrii-shenanigins · 2 months ago

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lud i cant copy it on mobile but answer all asks from that ask game pls

ALL QUESTIONS??? YOU MONSTER XDDDDDDD

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? tea cups, though wine glasses are fun too if you put other stuff than wine in it

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? chocolate 100%

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? neither xD

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? aither as the perfect student, or as the lazy problematic child, depending on whether or not my neurodivergency inconvenienced them

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? I don't drink soda lol

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? hmmm, pastel, tomboy, goth

7. earbuds or headphones? headphones 100%

8. movies or tv shows? Both. Both is good

9. favorite smell in the summer? sea

10. game you were best at in p.e.? uhh, none lmao, I was the worst in everything xD

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Pie of some sort (my mom makes them), or a yogurt

12. name of your favorite playlist? "songs" xDD

13. lanyard or key ring? key ring, lanyards are annoying

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? licorice <3

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? hmm, Spalovač mrtvol (a Czech book)

16. most comfortable position to sit in? changes constantly lol

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? crocs at home, sneakers outside if it's warm or boots if it's cold

18. ideal weather? 18-22°C, sunny, with a gentle breeze

19. sleeping position? on the side, hands crossed on my chest like I'm buried in a tomb

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? on my laptop

21. obsession from childhood? dinosaurs xD and collecting random crap

22. role model? none I can think of tbh

23. strange habits? Clicking my tongue randomly, growling when getting out of bed, baring my teeth at myself in the mirror for no reason, sniffing the air if I'm looking for something ..am I an animal? xD

24. favorite crystal? I guess amethyst, it ourple

25. first song you remember hearing? I don't remember a thing xD

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? hole up in my room and game or draw

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? hole up in my room and game or draw

28. five songs to describe you? Yes I'm a Mess Psycho Oh no! Masochism Tango The Code

29. best way to bond with you? hang out doing the most random crap lol

30. places that you find sacred? tops of mountains, graveyards, tombs, other planets

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? black dress with ouija board on it, chains, fingerless gloves, fishnets, metal claws

32. top five favorite vines? 1. "..and they were roommates" "Oh my god they were roommates" 2. "Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay" 3. "Road work ahead? I sure hope it does" 4. "Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I build this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- oh my god" 5. Completely Giving Up, starring: Me, Me, Me, Me, and introducing Me

33. most used phrase in your phone? either "I don't remember" or "btw you're cute" lol

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? Bobika

35. average time you fall asleep? around 22:30, though on the weekends it can go all the way up to 2:00 xD

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? I don't remember anything xD

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase

38. lemonade or tea? both. both are good

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? both. both are good

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? hmm, a band of boys bought pink girl underwear and put it around the school xDDD

41. last person you texted? you Noodle lol

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? hoodie, leather jacket, jean jacket

44. favorite scent for soap? lavender

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? sci-fi or fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? pajamas

47. favorite type of cheese? uhhhh, string cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? mandarin? brain said ananas though

49. what saying or quote do you live by? well, I don't live by it, but I try "Take it easy, but take it"

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? I can't recall

51. current stresses? school exams, Christmas, school exams

52. favorite font? comic sans B]

53. what is the current state of your hands? dirty from drawing xD and dry

54. what did you learn from your first job? I never had a job

55. favorite fairy tale? About the 7 ravens

56. favorite tradition? hmm, I really don't know, sorry xD

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? finishing high school, reaching out to a therapist on my own, uhhhh surviving uni so far??

58. four talents you’re proud of having? drawing, poetry, making stuff from random crap like cardboard and wires, understanding computery stuff

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? "Anyhoo- " "I don't remember" "Sorry, I zoned out" "See ya later, alligator!"

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? something with powers and stuff

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? hmm I have the high ground

62. seven characters you relate to? William (Who's Lila?) Stolas (Helluva Boss) Hiccup (HTTYD) Ranboo (DSMP) Alphys (Undertale) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars)

63. five songs that would play in your club? oughhh these song questions xD literally the same 5 as before lmao, although switch Yes I'm a mess for My way

64. favorite website from your childhood? uhh, Friv.com lol, gamez

65. any permanent scars? one on my knee

66. favorite flower(s)? allium, sunflower, lilac, rose, dandelion

67. good luck charms? a necklace from my girlfriend, a handmade bee from England (I wear it on my pants)

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? beer. HATE that stuff, never having another sip. Closely followed by dill

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? I got a lot of fun facts but with all of them I know how I learned them so xD

70. left or right handed? both handed lol

71. least favorite pattern? dots, I hate them for some reason, and vertical stripes

72. worst subject? P.E.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? cheese and chocolate

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 4 or 5

75. when did you lose your first tooth? When I was like uhhhh 7?? my first year in elementary school lol

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? baked I think

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? any and all, I love plants

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? I don't drink coffee so ig sushi it is xD

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? I don't have either so uh yeah lmao

80. earth tones or jewel tones? What language is this?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Fireflies

82. pc or console? pc pc pc, but I love me some good PS2 gaming every now and then

83. writing or drawing? Drawinggg although I love writinggg although I love drawinggg although...

84. podcasts or talk radio? Neither, it distracts me xD

84. barbie or polly pocket? Huh? What's a polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology? Both. Both is good

86. cookies or cupcakes? BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD.

87. your greatest fear? That nobody cares about me and will end up leaving me behind when things get tough and I'll die alone and lonely

88. your greatest wish? Peace and love on planet Earth and end to capitalism. I just wanna live a nice life without the looming threat of not being able to pay rent and stuff

89. who would you put before everyone else? Either myself or my girlfriend

90. luckiest mistake? I don't remember xD

91. boxes or bags? BOXESSS *crawls into one*

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight is great but FAIRY LIGHTSSSS

93. nicknames? In kindergarten they called me a crybaby, in elementary school this one dude called me a "Makyman" which was a mix o superman and my name, in high school one of my friends called me midget (am smol ok), and rn one of my other friends calls me Moonling And my girlfriend calles me Birdie :}

94. favorite season? I'd say spring Not too cold, not too warm, flowers bloom and everything gets back to life..

95. favorite app on your phone? uhhh, my beloved camera I think. I love taking pictures

96. desktop background? Screenshot from Ori and the Blind Forest (Definitive Edition)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? 1. My own xD and barely at that

98. favorite historical era? Dinosaurs!!!! Closely followed by Victorian era, and I also got a soft spot for 1920s

this took way too long xDDD

#thanks for the ask lmao

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writingbaddie · 2 years ago

Note

Weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

🌸 1. chipotle order?

🌸 2. thoughts on veganism?

🌸 3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

🌸 4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

🌸 5. favorite form of potato?

🌸 6. do you use a watch?

🌸 7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

🌸 8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

🌸 9. do you have a skincare routine (and how

many steps is it)?

🌸 10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

🌸 11. anything from your childhood you've held on to?

🌸 12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

🌸 13. first thing you're doing in the purge?

🌸 14. do you think you're dehydrated?

🌸 15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

🌸 16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

🌸 17. an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

🌸 18. your boba/tea order?

🌸 19. the veggie you dislike the most?

🌸 20. favorite disney princess movie?

🌸 21. a number that weirds you out?

🌸 22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

🌸 23. do you wear jewelry?

🌸 24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

🌸 25. would you say you have good taste in music?

🌸 26. how's your spice tolerance?

🌸 27. what's your favorite or go-to outfit?

🌸 28. last meal on earth?

🌸 29. preferred pasta noodle?

🌸 30. ask me anything!

The reblog made me do this- xD, anyway, I brought you some tea (if you don't like tea then pretend it's coffee, and if you don't like coffee either then...idk. It could be juice maybe?), since I know that's gonna take a while to answer! 🌼

+ Add tags to help people find your post

Why THANK YOU for le tea. I happen to be an avid tea drinker (Black tea, 5 sugars and French vanilla creamer) Anywho, onto these asks: 1. Steak and cheese quesadilla with chips and queso blanco.

2. I think it's a nice lifestyle, but personally not for me. I'm a meat eater 100%.

3. Not many colors, but I suppose neon blue. Especially on neon signs. It's so bright but dark it assaults my eyeballs.

4. Hm...possibly ghosts and demons. Spirits in general.

5. Potato chips!

6. Yes, it's a fitness watch too! It helps track my calories, heart rate, and steps.

7. Octopi/squids! Squishy, sloshy, tentacle bois!

8. Sometimes, other times I'll flop on my bed in my work clothes.

9. I do! (Though I am shit at being consistent with it) It is 3-4 steps.

10. Apple, though I've never been on a plane that offers orange juice just yet.

11. For your sake, I'll give the lighthearted answer. I have a bunch of plushies from my childhood, including a stuffed beanie baby lamb named Lamby, who I used to say goodnight to as a kid before going to bed.

12. Not really, tbh. I do like Urea Cream. it helped my KP and ashiness.

13. Locking my house the fuck down and arming myself. Sorry it ain't as fun as raiding 7/11, but I'm a black woman. We ain't scurrying the streets with the crazies.

14. Considering how little water I unfortunately consume, along with my high-mobility job and the recent hot, sunny weather, most likely.

15. Based purely on length of time, I'll say: Drowning, Freezing, Burning.

16. I prefer other flavors, but it's one of my favorites!

17. Overapologize for everything, even things that aren't my fault (working on this in counseling)

18. Brown sugar boba milk tea (I don't regularly order boba, so I don't know if this is proper boba terminology)

19. Honestly, I'm not a veggie girl in general, but I hate zucchini. I've despised it ever since I tried it.

20. Princess and the Frog, all the fuckin' way.

21. Those super-high numbers like Googol and Googolplex. Just the magnitude of them is so interesting but existentially terrifying at the same time.

22. Considering how little I drink water, no.

23. I used to, but I'm a tad too lazy to accessorize now.

24. American, mainly because I was raised by a New Yorker and a Jamaican New Yorker.

25. Good and eclectic taste, yes.

26. For a Jamaican, not really. More than your average white Midwesterner, but not enough for my ancestors.

27. Lol, scrubs. No, like, nursing scrubs. I work in a daycare, I'm sorry. I would say my favorite outfit is this black dress with white embroidery. I call it my prairie dress because it's so pretty and modest, so I don't feel self conscious.

28. Bacon cheeseburger with fries and fried chicken on the side with red velvet cake as dessert and Sprite for my drink.

29. Fettuccine or shells.

30. Which word would you use if you could only use one for the rest of your life?

#ask game

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mint-moon25 · 5 months ago

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ROBBED - ROBBED - ROBBED

AMAZON - PRIME - CUSTOMER - CHAT

IS - THE - FASTEST - 2 - GET - THEM

WITHOUT - ALL - THE - APPROVE AND

TEXT

VIRTUAL - TYPE - 'LIVE - CHAT'

THEN - CLICK - BUTTON

FASTEST

SAYS - MARICEL

SHE - TYPED - HI. I'M - CEL.

I - TYPED - 'MABUHAY - KABAYAN'

SHE - SAID - I'M - NOT - ALLOWED - 2 - SPEAK

ANY - LANGUAGE - BUT - ENGLISH

TYPED - THE - DAY - SHE - CARED - THAT THE

PHILIPPINES - JUST - WON - 2 PINAYS

BRONZE - IN - BOXING - SINCE - 1924 - PARIS

SHE - WAS - BORED

WILL - FIND - MARICEL - CUSTOMER SERVICE

OF - AMAZON

300 MILLION - CHINESE - MALE - SOLDIERS

AND - SLAUGHTER - THAT - FAMILY

THEIR - ENGLISH - 2 - ESCAPE - PHILIPPINES

2 - GO - 2 - MIAMI

BE - HOMELESS - AND - GO - ALL - THE - WAY

WITH - BLKS - CUBANS - COLOMBIANS

THIGHS - OPEN - LIVE - ALL - THE - WAY - IN

THE - STREETS - OF - MIAMI

2 KINDS - OF - PHILIPPINES

CRIMINALS - OR - TALKERS

ULTRA - MOBILE - SIM - KIT

BAD - NEWS - PRESS 1 - ENGLISH

SOLD - BY - MINT MOBILE

RYAN REYNOLDS - OWNER

ANSWERS - IS - CENTRAL - AMERICA

MY - TEL NO - WAS - GOING - 2 B - ACTIVATED

THIS - AFTERNOON

UNLIMITED - TALK - TEXT - DATA

AMAZON - PRIME - MINT - MOBILE - SAID

90+ COUNTRIES - FREE - CALLING

THE - SIM - KIT - SAID - 80+ COUNTRIES

MINT - MOBILE - LIARS - $250,000 MAX FINE

I - WAS - ROBBED - THIS - EARLY - MORNING

OF - MY - SMARTPHONE - AND - NECK - FAN

AND - THE - CONTAINER - OF - MY - PILLOW

SW NORTH - RIVER DR - AND - W FLAGLER ST

BUSINESS - IN - FRONT

TALKED - 2 - DOOMSDAY - THAT - THE POLICE

WILL - THROW - US - OUT

MIAMI - POLICE - MADE - 01 OCT - HOMELESS

OUTLAWED - ACTIVATED - ON - 01 AUGUST

OUTLAWED - TENTS - TARP - 14 AUG 2024

REPUBLICAN - PARTY - OF - FLORIDA

AND - MIAMI - POLICE - CREATING - THEIR

OWN - LAWS

14TH - AMENDMENT - NO - US - STATE - CAN

MAKE - OR - CREATE - LAW ... ENDING - THE

PRIVILEGES - OF - CITIZENS

FLORIDA - RESIDENTS - DEPRIVED - ME - OF

PROPERTY ...

SO - TOLD - SLIME - WHO - LET - A - BUM

USE - MY - TENT - THAT - WE - WILL - BE

ARRESTED - BECAUSE - SHELTER OR RAIN

APT - BUILDING - TENANTS - 'GET - LOST'

BUT - BUSINESSES - OWNED - THAT PLACE

TENANTS - AND - THEIR - DOGS

POOP - THE - W FLAGLER ST - AREA - THAT

IS - ILLEGAL - LANDLORD - RESPONSIBLE 4

CLEANUP - THEIR - LANDLORD - TENANTS

ARE - BAD - NEWS - GAY - MEN - ALSO YES

LIVING - TOGETHER - THAT - APT - BUILDING

WOKE - UP - MY - PINK - DRY - BAG - WAS

NEXT - 2 - ME - INSTEAD - OF - LYING DOWN

THIEF - STOLE - MY - SMARTPHONE - AND

SIM - AND - NECK - FAN - AND - THE - BAG

OF - MY - DOUBLED - PILLOW

PILLOW - GREAT - CLICK - IN - MIDDLE - SO

CAN - BLOW - IT - 2 - INCREASE - AND - NO

AIR - COMING - OUT - EXCELLENT - SO GOOD

4 - MY - BACK - AND - WHERE - I - PUT - MY

HEAD - RAINED - YESTERDAY

WOKE - UP - 3 - PIECES - GONE - BUT - I - YES

PAY - MY - RENT - WITH - AN - APP

I'M - GOING - 2 - SHOWER - AGAIN - TODAY

THURSDAY - THEN - AFTER - 4P - I WILL TRY

B 4 - 5 P - WHEN - AM - I - MOVING?

DOES - APP - ACCEPT - PAY PAL?

CAN - I - GIVE - 2 - CARDS?

THOUGH - GIVES - MESSAGE - BY - PHONE

CAN'T - LEAVE - MESSAGE - BY - BOX - FOR

BOX - GOES - 2 - OFFICE - ONLY - 3P - 5P

MON - FRIDAYS

BOX - DOESN'T - GO - 2 - ANYONE - SO - NO

ONE - CAN - LET - CRIMINALS - IN

YOU - MUST - STAY - IN - LOBBY

OR - HAVE - HIDDEN - CAMERAS - SO - YOU

KNOW - WHEN - 2 B - THERE - MY - APPLIANCES

CHAT - EDWARD - SAID

WALMART - MAY - SUB - STOLEN - WITHIN

30 DAYS - BUT - NOT - AMAZON

KEPT - REPEATING - BY - CHAT - THEIR POLICY

I - SAID - EDWARD - YOU'RE - NOT - READING

US - BUSINESS - LAW - STATES - U - MUST SEND

REPLACEMENT - 4 - STOLEN - WITHIN - 30 DAYS

NEW - LAWS

IRS - WILL - CALL - EVERYONE - DO - THEY STILL

HAVE - THE - PRODUCTS - OR - GIVEN - AWAY

300 MILLION - CHINESE - MALE - SOLDIERS

WE'RE - COMING - 2 - OVERTHROW - GOV'Ts

01) UNITED STATES

02) SOUTH - KOREA

03) PHILIPPINES

MARICEL - AND - HER - FAMILY - WE - WILL

BY - MACHINES - SLAUGHTER - SHE's - LIKE

THE - RESIDENTS - OF - TOKYO - JAPAN

THEY - DIDN'T - CARE - ABOUT - OLYMPICS

WHY - THEY - WON - BRONZE

THEY - DON'T - CARE - THEIR - THE - OLDEST

CIVILIZATION - ON - EARTH - MORE - THAN

25 MILLION - YEARS

WHY - REMOVING - MY - TOKYO - JAPAN

MALE - SCIENTISTS - THERE - AND - WE

WILL - LIVE - IN - SOUTH - KOREA

MORE - THAN - 1 MILLION - YEARS

KOREA - HAS - A - CHANCE

TOKYO - GOING - DOWN - 2

PHILIPPINES - GARBAGE - TRASH - LIKE

THE - UNITED STATES

ULTRA MOBILE - CENTRAL - AMERICA

PRESS 1 - FOR - ENGLISH - HAD - NO IDEA

WHAT - I - WAS - ROBBED - IT WAS STOLEN

SO - I - WAS - TOLD - 2 - GO - 2 - WALMART

CORAL GABLES

BUY - EMPTY - ULTRA - MOBILE - PURPLE

SIM - KIT - $9.99 - ITS - EMPTY - AND - ME

JUST - REGISTER - AT - MY - EMAIL - ADDRESS

THEY - WILL - ACTIVATE - BY - EMAIL

THEN - I - CAN - ENJOY - THE - SIM - CARD FOR

30 DAYS - BECAUSE - WE - JUST - NEED - 2 PAY

OUR - BILLS - AND - MORE

I - ASKED - MUST - I - BUY - TODAY - OR - NEXT

MONTH - I - HAVE - NO - MONEY?

MALE - FR - CENTRAL - AMERICA - HAD - NO

IDEA - WHAT - I - SAID

MY - SAMSUNG A14 5 G - IS - A - DUD

WHEN - I - TYPED - LETTER - ( 0 ) - NOT - ZERO

DIDN'T - GO - THROUGH - BECAUSE - MAIN

LIBRARY - AND - OTHERS - BLOCK - BLOCK AND

BLOCK - THEY - BLOCK - LETTERS - AND - NOS

SO - U - CAN'T - ACTIVATE - YOUR - GOODS

MAIN - LIBRARY - MIAMI - FLORIDA - WANTS THE

HOMELESS - AND - POOR - AND - HOBOS - AND

COLLEGE - STUDENTS - 2 B - STUCK - IN - THE

LIBRARY - UNTIL - THEY DIE - IN - THE LIBRARY

FR - ACUTE - HUNGER

MAIN - LIBRARY - DOESN'T - WANT - U2 - B RICH

AND - LEAVE - THEM

JESSICA - BLK - FEMALE - SHE - TOLD - ME

WHEN - I - WAS - WONDERING - WHEN - I'M

MOVING - FR - 'WITHIN - 7 DAYS'

DIDN'T - READ - EVERYTHING - I - WROTE

SO - NOW - LEARNED - 2 - SPEAK - SLOW

BECAUSE - THEY'RE - GRADUATES - OF

AMERICAN - PUBLIC - SCHOOL

SPEAK - SLOW - AS - THE - POOR

TODAY - GOING - THERE - 2 C - IF - I'M

MOVING - TOMORROW - FRIDAY - THE 13TH

OF - SEPTEMBER - REMEMBER - PAID - YES

IN - FULL - SEPTEMBER - BY - CITY OF MIAMI

TODAY - TELLING - JESSICA - ROBBED - OF

MY - SMARTPHONE - NECK - FAN - AND THE

CONTAINER - OF - MY - CAMPING - PILLOW

THIS - EARLY - MORNING - B 4 - 5A - EDT

THURS - 12 SEPT 2024 - AFTER - YESTERDAY

PATRIOT DAY - NEW YORK BOMBED - 11 SEPT

BIRTHDAY - OF - FERDINAND E MARCOS

SO - THIEFS - DECIDED - 2 - ROB - ME - THE

NEXT - DAY - B 4 - 5A - THURS - 12 SEP 2024

DEUT 28 CURSES - OF - THESE - THIEVES

SAW - THAT - BLOB - HISPANIC - LESBIAN

WHILE - I - WAS - NEXT - 2 - SMELLY - YES

US - ARMY - MALE - BECAUSE - NEEDED

MY - THINGS - GUARDED - AS - I - GET MY

FOOD - MY - SMARTPHONE - THERE

WHEN - I - WENT - NOW - FRONT - OF

PINK GORILLA - KAVA - BECAUSE THE

BLK - FEMALE - PLACED - MY THINGS

THERE - SO - SHE - CAN - CARRY - MY

STUFF - BECAUSE - PINK - MUST - YES

MATCH - PINK - GORILLA - KAVA

HAITI - MOST - LIKELY - AND - ILLEGAL

ALIEN - NO - MONEY - NO - INCOME AS

ILLEGAL - ALIENS - MIAMI - POLICE - 2

SO - AMAZON - OVER - $1.7 TRILLION

NO - EXCHANGE - ALL - ITEMS - YES

STOLEN - FUTURE - LAWS - WILL - BE

IRS - CALLED - ALL - YOUR - CUSTOMERS

U - HAVE - $5 MILLION - ALL - THE ITEMS

WERE - STOLEN - WITHIN - 30 DAYS - YOU

DIDN'T - REPLACE - OR - OBEY

US BUSINESS - LAWS

THEREFORE - NEW - LAW

$5 MILLION - TAXES - DUE - IS - $5 MILLION

BECAUSE - ALL - YOUR - CUSTOMERS WERE

ROBBED - THEREFORE - THERE's - YES - NO

EXCHANGED - 4 - THE - AMOUNTS RECEIVED

BUSINESS - LAW - THERE - MUST - B - ITEMS

IN - EXCHANGE - 4 - THE - MONEY RECEIVED

NEW - LAWS

AS - IRS - CALLS - EVERYONE

ALL - ITEMS - STOLEN - THEN

$5 MILLION - AMAZON - HAS - THE - TAX FOR

THAT - $5 MILLION - WILL BE - $5 MILLION - 2

NEW - LAWS - EVERY - AMOUNT - RECEIVED

MUST - HAVE - ITEMS - IN - EXCHANGED FOR

STOLEN - MEANS

'ENCOURAGEMENT - OF - CRIME' - FELONY

MUST - B - REPLACED - WITHIN - 30 DAYS

PER - US BUSINESS - LAWS

SO - NICE - THAT - AMOUNT - RECEIVED BY

AMAZON - EXAMPLE - $5 MILLION - TAXES

WILL - BE - ALSO - $5 MILLION - 4 - STOLEN

NO - ITEMS - IN - EXCHANGE - 4 THE MONEY

RECEIVED

JUST - 2 - LET - YOU - KNOW - MIAMI - FLORIDA

THEIR - THINGS - ARE - MOSTLY - FR - STOLEN

JOANA - OF - CITY - OF - MIAMI - STOLE - MY

PADLOCKS - SO - DON'T - HAVE - ANY - WHEN

I - SHOWER - MANAGER - MUST - B - PRESENT

2 - GIVE - KEY - 2 - DO - OUR - COMBINATION

WHERE - IS - MANAGER?

24 HOUR - FITNESS

SO - WILL - SHOWER - TODAY - THURS - ALSO

SO - WAS - ROBBED - TODAY - AFTER - MARIA

LOPEZ - HISPANIC - SAW - ME - NEAR - US YES

ARMY - MALE - THEN - SHE - TRIED - 2 - FIND

ME - AGAIN - SO - I - WAS - ROBBED - OF

SMARTPHONE - NECK FAN - AND - CONTAINER

OF - MY - CAMPING - PILLOW

300 MILLION - CHINESE - MALE - SOLDIERS

2 - SLAUGHTER - THESE - HISPANICS - AND

MIAMI - POLICE - WHO - MOLESTED - HARMED

ABUSED - ME

PHILIPPINES - TODAY - MASTERBATING - AND

NOT - REJOICING - 2 - PINAYS - BOXING - UNLIKE

1935 - FIRST - BRONZE - MEDAL - BOXING - FOR

OPPONENT - DIDN'T - SHOW - UP - SO - THEIR 1ST

BRONZE - MEDAL - IN - BOXING - LOS ANGELES

SUMMER - OLYMPICS - FIRST - ATTENDED

PARIS - FRANCE - SUMMER - OLYMPICS - 1924

HER - ENGLISH - I - CANNOT - RESPOND - 2 YOUR

BINACULAR

MARICEL - HER - NAME - IS - CEL

MABUHAY - KABAYAN - WE - CANNOT - RESPOND

2 - LONG - LIVE - PHILIPPINES - AND - ITS CITIZENS

MARICEL - PHILIPPINES - ON - DEPAKOTE - SHE IS

ON - DRUGS - SHE - CANNOT - RESPOND - 2 - YOUR

BINOCULAR - AMAZON - PRIME - THIEVES - THIEVES

THIEVES - TOLD - EDWARD

I'M - SUING - AMAZON - FOR - $905.6 BILLION - FOR

ENCOURAGEMENT - OF - CRIME - MY - ROBBERIES

JESUS - IS - LORD

AS - WE - HAVE - OUR - OWN - AMAZON

OUR - OWN - DIGITAL - CAN - CHANGE

SHAPES - LOCKERS - IN - LOTTE - DEPT

STORES - LOTTE - SHOPPING - MALLS 4

KOREA - IS - ALLOWED - MONOPOLY

USA - NOT - ALLOWED - MONOPOLY

ULTRA MOBILE - WHEN - NOT - ACTIVATED

YET - U - CAN'T - DO - ONLINE - CHAT - SO

U R - STUCK - WITH - CENTRAL - AMERICA

U - CAN'T - USE - ONLINE - UNTIL - YOUR

ACCOUNT - IS - ACTIVATED - WITH - YES

ULTRA MOBILE

AMAZON - PRIME - UNFORTUNATE - YOU

ARE - STUCK - WITH - $45 - AND - MORE

AND - U - DON'T - GET - MUCH - WE'RE

ALL - STUCK - WITH - AMAZON's

ULTRA MOBILE - SIM - KIT

WALMART

CORAL - GABLES

SELF - SERVICE - CHECK - OUT

GET - THE - PURPLE - EMPTY - SIM KIT

$9.99 - WHEN - YOU'RE - ROBBED - IN

UNITED STATES - YOUR'E - PLUNDERED

ONLY - OUR - HEAVENLY - FATHER

ONLY - OUR - GOD - CAN - HELP - US

SO - KOREAN - GIRLS - OF - SEOUL

ONLY - OUR - GOD - WILL - HELP US

JESUS - IS - LORD

SATAN - U - WILL - 7 TIMES - EVERYTHING

U - STOLE - FR - ME - IN - JESUS' - NAME

AND - U - WILL - GIVE - UP - WEALTH - OF

YOUR - HOUSE - AND - 4 - MY - SHAME

A - DOUBLE - PORTION - U - WILL - GIVE

ME - IN - MIAMI - FLORIDA - THIS LAND

IN - THE - NAME - OF - JESUS' - AMEN

SO - BE - IT - HEBREW - ARAMAIC - GREEK

WINTER ARMAGEDDON, TMA (240908)

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theorist-influencer-untitled · 1 year ago

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11.12.23 Sunday

3:38 am

Happy Blessed Sunday!!!

I still have windblow... I feel hurt... I feel bitter... I don't understand... It seems there is a windblow cry, literally cry not a sex moan.

I wanna leave the hometown... I'm hurting in this hometown...I never grow since 2007... Someone planned everything from the start... A playful mind took something from here from the start...

Still, thinking of money and job...

I wanna leave the hometown... I wanna leave this hometown... I never see myself growing old here happy....

Those people in the rituals time will come a fire as in a literally will be there with them and they will burn until they become ashes.

People in that rituals are not pure and not joining their fake hearts... They don't take it seriously but harm people... Time will come there will be a powerful one to burn them there to turn into ashes...

I really wanna leave the hometown... I wanna get and see and talk to Borgy but I don't know how...

Still, I'm jealous of some things that I don't know...

I still feel fat,ugly and wrinkled....I wanna travel and leave this hometown...I'm just hurting for 16 years.

They planned everything without my knowledge... They planned everything without me asking if I'm ohkay.

Strange, I FEEL JEALOUS ON THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW...

I wanna travel and leave this hometown... They just damage my entire future....

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5:06 am

I still have windblow... I feel bitter... I feel so ugly and old without a future...

I hate this trap here in Cavite, they kidnapped me since 2007!

I feel bitter and I'm worrying so much... I feel jealous which I don't know why...

10:28 am

I still feel jealous which I don't know why... I feeel so jealous...

1:14 pm

Done,eating lunchie and if I'm here in the house I take care of them and even if I'm working, I'm taking care of them most specially my nana... We can't hire an assistant that I used to have... I had my own yaya before... So,I'm having a hard time these days and I feel so ugly!

We have financial tight budgeting now and I badly need a money and job... Hate being trapped by someone I don't know or not even on my mind...

16 years too long for me being kidnapped by them and I can't grow...

I still wanna see Borgy for something,I wanna have him and talk to him... This is something a reality thing.

I feel bad around 3 am I accidentally scratched my left arm and I have long nails then some skin peeled of then I trimmed my nails. I put an ointment on that peeled skin.

Hmm... So, it is a chill time but not my ideal LIFE. Still, wanna see, talk and see Borgy. I have to work and do something for myself...

I have personal plans... For now will walk in call center and I have so many personal plans. Still, I wanna perfect my nose and work and buy Starbucks everyday.

So, probably will try to sing later again on wesing it is just a hobby now and my voice lowered coz of the latest songs that I'm trying to learn. Raps songs are usually lowered tone so when I tried singing my original piece I had have a hard time. Plus, I got sick it was somehow a heavy bacteria that Streptococcus that I got in Iqor plus from the mouth of Miles... Plus, I'm awake at night... So, singing just to chill but I love stretching my voice and mastering a song. It is my art within me...

But I don't have an expensive high quality headset now, so that is the sad part of my life these days... I need a new mobile...

Hmm....These days in reality people need 2 to 3 phones if you are so into app addiction or having a hobby of making friends virtually.

1:51 pm

I went out to buy coffee and a black nail polish... It is the start of my punk persona, even in a lil while...

Then, I saw Lhen or Ate Lhen the woman who helped us here to cut a grass but I figured out she is just 30 years old, so I'm a decade older and 2 years... I asked her again if she is really decided to gain weight and she said yes! I asked her if she's ohkay? She looks sad but answering me that she is ohkay but her facial expression is somehow a scary blank question mark???

I saw her legs were skinny and beautiful before but these days she got some small scars and her legs became plump and she gained a belly fat... I asked her where is your bf? Does your bf want you to be fat? She said yeah! I said you look good before then I stopped asking, I just smiled. She said that her husband is the one selling the food meal at the FOREMOST STORE. Her story became a confusion to me...

From last week she told me that her new bf told her that he will only love her if she will become a fat woman... Weird! I'm curious on that kind of bf...

2:07 pm

I need to get my Philhealth by tomorrow in Savemore. Hmm..

But I already gave my previous ID in Iqor but the address was on the house of my biological father in Taytay, Rizal... I will just update them coz I was with my biological father few years back and I worked in the hospital as admitting clerk.My permanent address is really here in my fucking hometown in Dasma. CAVITE.

Still, I wanted to leave and transfer in ilocos... For real!!!

2:51 pm

It is just sad if Lalah ( our aspin) will die in a lil while but hope and pray not... I observed her ways that she sleeps on parts of the garden that looks like she is preparing to sleep forever.

She always look straight into my eyes and a very faithful dog to me... But I don't have money to give her meds or treat her... It is just sad... It will be sad for me... It is really sad for me that I don't have extra money to save her...

The last time I thought my son-dog will die at his early age, I prayed and cried but I planned to bring him on the private pet hospital here... How will I pay for it? Call me crazy, I don't know... But will surely bring him there if ever but I'm praying to the God's of good and evil to save my son-dog always.

9:48 pm

I have windblow and I feel bitter... Thinking of money and job... I need to buy my ferrous sulfate and some stuff that are still considered basics needs...

Not my ideal LIFE with Uncle Jun and most specially with Uncle DD couldn't give enough assistance..

It is so sad... It is so sad... It is so sad...

11:20 pm

Another sad thing...

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iamyouknow-yours · 1 year ago

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Long (5000 words) rant incoming about the government™, getting a disability grant in my country (South Africa) and what that's like and also how a specific man fucked up my life next year.

I live in South Africa, government office for grants is called SASSA, I have POTS, IBS, chronic nausea and use a mobility scooter.

So okay the process of getting a grant is basically:

1. Fill in some forms

2. Book a "medical assessment" (in quotes bc they do not medically assess you, they just look at your forms) at a government clinic (this will only be available on very specific dates because they are always quite full).

3. Go to the clinic and wait in a very long queue.

4. Finally see the doctor and they look at your forms, fills in their own form and tell you to go to the SASSA office (whichever one the website tells you is the closest to where you live) on a date.

5. You go, with more forms and documents and then you wait in an even longer queue and then they ask you a bunch of questions and will consider giving you money.

Re step 4, last year the doctor was not a doctor and was a 70+ year old very retired man who only came out of retirement because the doctor straight up stopped showing up. And he could only apply for a temporary grant for me (for 12 months) because I didn't have enough proof I was disabled (letters from enough doctors, which by the way the website does not tell you you need).

This year we (me and my best friend playing the role of carer/boyfriend) arrived at 8:30am. The clinic opens at 7. Mr Doctor Man was not there yet.

Lady in the queue next to us was talking to her friend (an employee of some kind) and he was like oh I'm so sorry so your prayers have been answered and the doctor is here but unfortunately it is the white doctor. And she groans.

So it was about 9:40 at this point and the man was over 2 hours, almost 3 hours late. He then worked until about 10:40 and then proceeded to go on break until about 11:30!!!!!! The man arrived over 2 hours late, worked for maybe an hour before going on break for 50 freaking minutes!

And this is apparently normal behaviour for him (thus the groaning from the lady in the queue with us).

Anyway so we finally get to see him and he has not heard of POTS (in advance I have prepared letters from every single doctor except my gastroenterologist bc long story, I have got proof on proof on proof).

Bestie explains what POTS is (in science terms, he knows science and medical things) and that it is not going to be cured unless a miracle happens.

The man looks at one (1) of my letters and writes on the form that I have "postural hypotension" (close and technically true but I am still side eyeing him), MDD (major depressive disorder [which like I do but it wasn't written down anywhere and it's not disabling for me anymore so he just sussed that out and decided to write it down I suppose?]), and IBS.

He gives me a day to go to SASSA, a Monday.

So I go with my mother on a Monday. We wait in the queue for about half an hour before someone tells us that Mondays are for pensions, Tuesdays are for disability.

Then my mom gets sick so we can't go for ages.

So finally I ask Bestie to go with me and we go. We wait for ages. A very chatty man tells me about our lord and saviour jesus christ when I just wanted to read my book.

We get to see the lady. She tells me that I can't apply until my previous grant runs out. I have to go at least a month without my grant. Not like I, y'know, need it or anything??

She also tells me that not only does she want the 3 months bank statements that I have printed out but also they require every single deposit to be stated in affidavits with the reason for why it's in my account.

The total humiliation you have to go through to get disability is insane. Why do I have to declare when my friend sends me R39 for his third of the Dropout subscription we share?! It's like $1 or $2 I'm not googling the current conversion rate.

So I go home, go through my bank statements and write down each deposit. I get my mother and 2/3 of my best friends to go to the police station with me and we go get affidavits for every single transaction into my account. I do my own affidavit for all the transactions from people who I cannot wrangle to go to the police station with me.

Then today Bestie and I go to SASSA. Wait in a long queue, finalllllyyyy see the lady (different one this time). They did have a snazzy ticket system this time so once we were in the building it didn't take too long and I use a wheelchair so I skipped a lot of the queue because I couldn't get onto the pavement where the queue outside started (got there at about 8, got home at about 10, so not too too bad although someone's car alarm kept going off at one point which was terrible).

I've almost definitely got the grant (will get it either next month or the month after, ahhhhhh) but turns out the stupid SASSA doctor only put me down for 12 months instead of a permanent grant.

Violent but not graphic interlude about the things I want to do to him in the next paragraph, will resume story afterwards:

I want to beat him with a stick and run him over with my 6km/h wheelchair and set him and his house on fire and also he should pay me R10 000 in cash and also he should stand in the queue for me next year and do all the bureaucracy. And also he should just do his fucking job correctly for fucks sake!!!!!!!

I'll have to go back next year to reapply again and it takes so much energy and I just want him to do his job properly.

I'm so upset. I can't even quantify how mad I am.

It will also potentially fuck with the government university bursary I am planning to get for when I go to uni next year. And will definitely add additional layers of bureaucracy to my life. And also bc of the fact that they will have to reassess my financials again, it adds at least 3 months of having to be super aware of my transactions and careful

And also maybe the bursary money will be too much and my grant will be reduced (that is an anxiety not something I know for sure).

So yeah I hate that man. And also idk hope you learned something? I hope your country's process isn't as dehumanising but I doubt it.

Also my tummy hurts since last night so it was sore the whole time today during the experience and basically:

#disability #disability grant #disability benefits #benefits #chronic illness #south africa #government #how to guide I suppose #my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government #funny #ableism tw #incompetence #incompetent government officials #that's a tag now

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a-romantic--aromantic · 3 years ago

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tell me more about your experiences in real life aro spaces please *big pleading eyes*

okay so i am notoriously bad at answering asks because i’m on mobile, but i figured i can take a crack at this one

so i actually wasn’t in explicitly aro spaces, but due to the culture in my area, most lgbt individuals didn’t feel that they needed to use the pride spaces to have the ability to express themselves or feel safe. this very quickly led to queer spaces and clubs being full of aspecs. due to luck, i found my queer club was about 30% aro at the start, and about 50% aro halfway through. the more discussions we had about romanticism and amatonormativity and trying unpack and discover what romantic attraction meant, the more and more people in the club realized that romanticism didnt apply to them in the stereotypical or normative sense, and more and more people came out as aro. there were lots of conversations that included us just pointing out “that sounds like demiromantic” or “is that romantic attraction?” when people said something that sounded like a very aro perspective.

i also didnt join the aspec club at the university nearby because im not a student, but im always really tempted. im curious what a space intended for aspecs is like.

within my experiences, our aro circle was pretty large, and being open about queer identity and connection with our aro identity and community led to me knowing more aros, because you get excited if you overhear it in public, and the more people know about it the more people come out.

my aro circle did have a lot of dating in it, still, but that was because they were all aro4aro if that makes sense? a lot of people realized they were demi. and a close knit aro circle opens up nicely for aro identity being respected And developing romo attraction.

i’ve mentioned before that ive dealt with an exclusionist/aphobe irl, and that im annoyed their “romo aro” flag shows up in google. this person was actively a “chronically online” and “discourse” kind of a person. they held a lot of colonial ideals, were fairly ableist, and pushed a lot of people’s boundaries. this person was one of like 3 that were openly aphobic on campus, and all three of them gave off the sense that they were there to start arguments, not to engage in having a community of any kind. they were ultimately ignored by all the other allospec queer members. by and large, everyone accepted us in their queer spaces, and our “pride alliance” never once suggested that we didnt belong. we spent a lot of time talking about what mattered to us and how our queer identities impacted eachother, and how our communities intersected in various ways.

when the aros broke off to interact independently, our aromanticism was rarely brought up, it just was something that was a fact. we could talk about our struggles with our aro identity, they watched my blog grow, and we always chose activities that were friendly to the folks who didnt want to see romo stuff. ultimately it performed more as a tight friend group than as any sort of overarching activity to participate in. ive found virtual aro communities are pretty similar.

i dont know if this helps at all, but i do want to say you’re not alone in your aro identity, and you’re probably not even the only aro in your area.

for stats, i know:

7 arospecs in highschool , 2 aplspecs

10 arospecs in my close friend group in college , 2 (different) aplspecs

8 arospecs from my pride alliance (not in my friend group), 1 aplspec not in my group

4 arospecs in passing in college

an honestly unknowable number of arospecs from my old job, where ive been recognized from this blog before. these were mostly arospec and queer teenagers that were in awe of seeing a queer and arospec adult.

ive also made multiple online friends in fandom spaces who were not arospec or questioning arospec who recognized me from my blog, and, including both irl and online dating, have dated 9 aros/arospecs, and had qprs with 3 (tho ive had qprs with non arospecs too).

we aren’t an insignificant percent of the population. there’s honestly quite a lot of us and you shouldnt feel alone in this community. because theres so many of us, every aro community you join or create irl will be a little bit different. i live close to an aro organization that is in the nearest major city, and im thinking about volunteering and getting involved there, too. if you want to try making an irl aro community, honestly the easiest way to do it is just to be out and proud. they’ll come to you or you’ll help them realize it.

anyways i dont know if thats what you were asking, but thats everything i have in my brain for now. hope this helps.

💚💚🤍🖤🖤

-ghost

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longlivefeedback · 2 years ago

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A03 Reading History Chapter Log

Hello, never done this before but I saw this as the place to send a suggestion for A03. I did also read the "Common Requests" and didn't see this, which was kinda surprising to me.

I would like to see an additional bit of data storage for the Reading History part of user profiles that logs what chapter they were last on for each fic. Essentially, this would replicate automatically creating a bookmark, but without a description or tags, and entirely private to each user.

As I said, I am aware that Bookmarks can accomplish this, but i'm not very familiarized with how bookmarks work and I consume fic works very quickly. I don't always want to create a bookmark when I might frequently jump between PC and Mobile, or start reading another fic entirely and forget to go through the process of making a bookmark. While this might be a QOL change, I still think it would be nice to see.

Here's an example of what I mean, formatted as a sort-of CSV table.

So it would look like:

Work 1, 11/30/2022, 4

Work 2, 12/3/2022, 18

Work 3, 12/14/2022, 7

Then, when the user visits that fic from their History, they automatically get redirected to their most recent chapter. For Work 1, that would be Chapter 4.

Let me know what you think!

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Mod dragonling here 👋

I must confess that I am not savvy enough in how the data collection and data infrastructure on AO3 (or any other website for that matter) works so take my somewhat uninformed opinion. Also, a disclaimer that I do not work for AO3, this blog is not officially linked to AO3, and the views below are my own.

First, I can see the appeal. It would be nice to be able to move between devices (mobile and computer) and not lose your place in a fic. However, I do not know if this is something that AO3 would entertain. AO3 has stored IP addresses for 48 hours for hit counter functionality and after doing a quick scan of their Privacy Policy I think it's possible to build and implement a feature like you're asking for, but not being part of AO3, I don't know what their stance is internally on something like this.

I actually don't think that bookmarks on AO3 have the functionality you've described here. Bookmarks on AO3 save a fic down into your "Bookmarks" folder, but they do not—to my knowledge—save your place/chapter in a fic.

All that being said, the functionality you are looking for seems like something using a browser that tracks you across devices (Firefox? Chrome??) might have already. Any thought about exploring that option more?

But I'll let people more knowledgeable on this subject chime, supplement, or correct any of my points above. In closing, I welcome people to use this post (and blog) as a forum for discussing new features they'd like to see on AO3, but if you would like a direct answer from AO3, you should submit a Support and Feedback ticket.

#longlivefeedback #ao3 feature discussion #ao3 feature: bookmarks #ao3 feature: my history

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sleepy-dreamers-inc · 4 years ago

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Being Exiled with Tommy Headcannons!|| 🥀

irl/ in-game

Genre| angst + comfort

h e a d c a n n o n s||

Sypnosis|

Both you and Tommy ended up getting exiled together.

Artist| OliverSonder on twitter!!

Warnings] mentions of manipulation, character death, spoilers for Tommy’s Exile Arc and the Season 2 finale!!

[can be seen as both platonic or romantic!!]

||gender neutral reader!!||

(also this was not grammar checked and im to lazy to watch through hours of footage so if anything in here is wrong blame it on the DSMP Wiki OKAY LETS GO-)

So i think its pretty established that if you end up getting exiled with Tommy your one of two things.

- Really sweet and loyal friend that will stick up for in-justice and be there when someone needs you the most

- A total fucking gremlin that will steal your kneecaps and toes and eat your shower curtains in the middle of the night.

There is no inbetween here you guys.

I did end up going for Reader A, though. But you guys tell me if you want headcannons for a gremlin!reader because i will gladly do that!!

But anyways just... enjoy exile!

Exile|

- It was about his third day in exile when Y/N appeared through the nether portal, bags, pouches, tools, armor, etc. on their person. Tommy thought they either were here to beat him up or got exiled themselves.

- Tommy was pleasantly surprised when he learned that Y/N was actually there on their own accord, helping him through exile and being his shoulder to lean on. The first few days we’re rough, fighting back mobs in the night and farming crops all day. His clothes we’re starting to get dirty and torn by the time Y/N got there.

- Y/N ended up making a little bunker about 30 blocks from where they’re tent was, where they hid all theirs and Tommy’s valuables, such as armor, diamonds & iron, and rations. Although Y/N never gave into Dream and gave him they’re stuff, Y/N simply refused, they wouldn’t be giving in that easily.

- Most of they’re days are spent in caves mining away, chatting and fighting off Creeper’s as they tried to keep the moral high, always keeping Tommy company. Y/N never let him go anywhere alone, they we’re always with him, like his own bodyguard of sorts.

- One time they both find a Mineshaft though and got lost, they ended up at the surface two dayd later with torn clothes, cuts and bruises and we’re in bad shape. Thankfully Y/N had a brewing stand at they’re camp though, so Healing Potions we’re semi-easy to make/get.

- After the duo end up going to the artic though... things got... weird.

- Techno was not expecting to open his door to find the heathen Tommy and sweetheart Y/N at his doorstep shivering and begging to come inside, bags thrown on they’re shoulders as they teeth chattered from the cold wind and snow.

- Whenever Dream comes to visit Y/N always has to hide with Tommy, reassuring him that its okay and they’ll always be there for him, and protect him at any cost, which he highly appreciates.

- The ‘gapple-eating’ thing Tommy did was a cute, yet depressing thing. Seeing him hasitly munching on golden-coated apples was funny and caused giggles, but the meaning behind it always left Y/N with a lump in their throat and a hole in their heart.

- Whenever Tommy is in danger and calls for Dream, Y/N always has to stop him and bring him back to reality, making Tommy realize Dream isnt his friend, and never was. Many nights have happened where the two talk about Tommy’s feelings with Dream, not only for Tommy to vent and let everything out, but also for Y/N to understand whats going on in his head.

- When going into the Nether Tommy always grips Y/N’s hand, as his fear of lava and heights consumes him whole in that firey dimension.

- When Tommy gets up close to Dream in the cabin? Y/N is scared spineless, if people could see them, they’d see the palest, most terrified and worried being on earth.

- Y/N having a heart attack when Ghostbur slips up

- Ghostbur is just a whole thing and just. Y/N needs a break, okay?

- Y/N begrudgingly helping Tommy build his cobblestone tower outside of Techno’s cabin.

- Y/N apologizing soon after to Techno only for him to laugh and ruffle Y/N’s hair, saying he knows how Tommy can get anyone to any situation.

- Very rarely does Y/N ever leave Tommy’s side, when they do its usually to get supplies or visit they’re friends. So when Y/N was walking back to the Nether portal to see Tommy, Techno and Dream all standing there, looking like they’re about to slit the others throat, well...

- Nobody has ever seen Y/N drop kick a person so fast.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Y/N yelled, they’re sword at Dream’s neck, as he laid on his back, his mask covering his shocked expression.

“Answer. Me.” Y/N gritted through their teeth, pushing their swordfurther against the masked mans throat. Techno soon chimed in, reassuring Y/N that nothing to terrible happened.

“It’s fine, Y/N. He didn’t do anything, why not we head back home? Wouldn’t want that homeless man to be to scared spineless, eh?” Techno said, hand on they’re shoulder as he looked Y/N in the eyes.

The 3 walked back to the Nether portal, purple mist engulfing Tommy and Techno as Y/N stood in front of the portal. Back turned towards Dream, Y/N shifted they’re head and glared at Dream with eyes that could kill.

“Don’t do anything you might regret, you megalomaniac.”

- When Tommy and Tubbo decide to go fight Dream, Y/N is both excited and scared. They hope Dream will finally be taken down, but they dont want Tommy (& Tubbo) to be taken down as well.

- So like any amazing best friend, Y/N brews up a bunch of potions of Strength, Healing + Regen, Invisibility and more. Even if Tommy thought he was going to be walking out of there alone, he wasn’t going to be. Y/N would make sure.

- Y/N watched from afar as Tommy got his disc out of the jukebox, laughing in success. All Y/N did was clap quietly, making sure they’re Invisibility didn’t wear off. They we’re making sure Tommy stayed safe, even if he didn’t realize it. Y/N loved him with they’re whole heart, and everyone knew that.

- At Dreams secret base, Y/N was just getting there as Tommy took Dreams first canon life.

“Tommy. Stop. Dont do anything you might regret.” Dream snarled, looking at the teenage boy, his blue eyes dull, yet full of passion and vigor.

All Tommy did was pursue forward, as everyone waited for what was to come. Tommy took one step to close though, because Dream had decided that he had enough.

Dream brought his arm into the air, hand curled into a fist, he was about to hurl his hand into Tommy’s face when Dream suddenly fell to the ground, arrow in his forehead.

Dream was shot by Y/N

Y/N stood there, enchanted bow in hand, infront of the nether portal that swirled with an eerie purple mist. Y/N lowered their bow, staring at the man who tortured Tommy for weeks now. Y/N simply stepped forward and towered over Dreams corpse before it disappeared in thin air.

Lets just say Dream wouldn’t be hurting the blonde heathen anytime soon.

a/n: howdy everyone how we doing? Decided to do Tommy x Reader for this post, although i am MAJORLY simping for Wilbur atm and i have brainrot so that’ll most likely be the next post (if i dont do a pt. 2 for this one but even so WILBUR).

Anyways i hope i did racooninnit justice, i have no idea how to do headcannons since half the time i ramble (its the adhd) so this was new for me. Definitely not my strong suit but like you live ya learn. Also, sorry if i left out quite a lot, i might make a fic about this and include more events, but this is really long for headcannons (because of my layout) so i didn’t include to much. I dont want people scrolling for like 20 seconds to go to another post (i write on mobile so undercut is not a thing for me RIP)

Anyways have a lovely day and dont let Tommy eat all your gapples!!

#tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit imagine #tommyinnit fanfic #tommy x reader #tommy imagine #tommy fanfic #mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt fanfiction #dream smp x reader #dream smp imagine #dream smp fanfiction #dreamer posts ♠️

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specialagentsergio · 4 years ago

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baby kiss it better

summary: When D.C. implements a lockdown order, you and Spencer decide to quarantine together. There’s just one problem—he’s working from home, and his coworkers don’t know about you.

pairing: spencer reid x gn!reader

category: fluff

content warnings: a few swear words, but otherwise it’s just fluff

a/n: ahh, the secret partner trope. how i love it. this is set in 2020, but with the season 5 cast! i was feeling particularly self-indulgent, so i made reader a night shift worker. this is for you, fellow night owls. stay safe out there everyone, and wear a mask!

a/n 2: i don’t actually know what a doctor or physical therapist would recommend for spencer’s knee injury. this is just going on my basic understanding of anatomy (i took a class in it this fall!) and what i've seen on grey’s anatomy lol.

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Spencer tries not to grimace as he shifts in his chair. Working from home during the lockdown had initially seemed like it came at a great time, starting just a month after his knee injury. Sure, he wasn’t thrilled about having to do almost everything digitally, but at least he wouldn’t have to worry about being mobile.

Unfortunately, that had turned out to be a downside. Tethered to his seat by headphones, he hasn’t been able to get up and stretch his leg properly, and as a result, is experiencing more pain.

It’s only 8:30, but he can already feel it flaring up. It’s been happening earlier every day, likely due to the existing irritation from the day before. Today is Thursday, and he’s miserable—he dreads to think of what tomorrow will be like.

He’s wondering if there’s some way he could get out of work tomorrow when he hears the sound of the front door being unlocked. He looks up to see you pushing the door open with your shoulder, carrying far too many grocery bags than is reasonable.

“Be careful!” he exclaims, watching as you teeter to the side a little. You just wave him off and close the door with your heel.

Working from home may not have been the positive he was expecting it to be, but you’ve more than made up for it. The two of you had decided to quarantine together, and he’s really loved having you around. Granted, you’ve only been here since Sunday, but he’s starting to think that this is going to end with him asking you to move in with him for good.

He hears a thunk as you dump all the groceries on the kitchen table. Then you’re back in the living room, taking off your mask as you walk by so you can blow him a kiss. He presses his knuckles to his mouth to hide his smile.

Usually you give him a proper cheek or forehead kiss when you get home, but the team doesn’t know about you yet. It’s not that he’s necessarily keeping you a secret, he just... likes having you to himself, and he doesn’t really want it to change just yet.

He’s also not looking forward to the pitch Garcia’s voice is going to hit when she finds out he’s been dating someone for over a year without telling her.

“Are you listening, Reid?” Hotch’s voice makes Spencer focus back in on the screen.

“Oh, y-yeah. Yeah, of course. Um, I was just thinking that this choice of rope to bind the victims is interesting.” He doles out a few facts about it, which seems to do an adequate job of convincing everyone that he’s paying attention.

They take a break when the main briefing is over—Jack needs something from Hotch and Sergio has apparently knocked something breakable off of Emily’s kitchen counter. He slides his headphones off and mutes his mic. Apparently that’s a cue you’ve been waiting for, because only a few moments later you’re placing a mug of tea on his desk.

“Green tea,” you say. “Might help reduce the inflammation in your knee.” Then you’re lifting his foot off the small stool it’s resting on and sliding another pillow under it so his leg is more elevated.

“Wh—“ he starts, but you’re already hurrying back into the kitchen. You come back with a baggie of ice wrapped in a dishtowel in your hands, which you place it gently on top of his knee.

“Twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off,” you say. “Then repeat with heat instead, like your physical therapist said. I’ll get the heating pad from the bedroom.”

“Hey, wait.” Spencer snags your wrists before you can walk away again. “How’d you know it was hurting?”

“Oh, I always know,” you reply. “You should have realized that by now.”

He thinks on that as you leave to get the heating pad, sipping his tea. You do always seem to just know, whether he’s in physical pain, a bad case is bothering him, or even if he’s just in a bad mood and doesn’t know why himself.

Not a day goes by where he doesn’t feel incredibly lucky to have you in his life.

“I’m leaving it by this outlet behind you. Have you been doing your stretches?”

He bites his lip, hesitating because he knows you won’t like the answer. But he doesn’t have to say it; you can tell from his expression.

“Spencer. You know you need to be doing them.”

“I know, I do,” he insists. “I just... can’t really get up and do them with these headphones.”

You raise an eyebrow. “Okay, so take them off. Your laptop has speakers.”

“But I don’t want to disturb you,” he protests. Since you work the night shift, you sleep during the day, usually heading to bed around 11 AM. He doesn’t want the noise from the Zoom calls to keep you up. Much like the bullpen in the FBI building, the calls can get rowdy.

“You won’t,” you assure. “I’ll just shut the bedroom door.”

“I guess that works,” he relents. “But I feel weird getting up and stretching in front of everyone. Like, wouldn’t that be disruptive?”

You sigh. “Spencer, I understand it’ll make you self-conscious, but you want full mobility in your knee again, right?”

“Yeah, I do, I get it,” he says sullenly, looking down into his mug. “I need to do the stretches if I want it to heal well.”

“Hey.” You take one of his hands and squeeze it. “I’m not trying to annoy you. I just want you to get better and be in less pain. I don’t like to see you hurting.”

“You’re not annoying me. I guess I’m just... not really used to being taken care of,” he admits quietly.

“Well, I’m gonna fix that.”

The confidence in your voice makes him unable to hold back a smile. “Alright.”

You smile back. “Is there anything else I can do?”

Spencer’s about to tell you that you’ve done plenty when an idea strikes him. He tilts his head to the side. “Well, there is something.”

“Yes?”

“There’s some research—nothing too substantial, but still some—that says kisses can help relieve pain,” he says.

You laugh, but it’s not unkind. “Oh, so you want me to kiss it better?”

“Yeah,” he murmurs, glancing away shyly.

“Okay, then.” You tuck his hair behind his ear and press a kiss to his forehead. “Better?” you ask softly.

He hums. “Better.”

“Good.” You stand back up and stretch. “Well, I’ll be awake for a few more hours, so let me know if you need anything.”

“I will.”

Spencer puts his headphones back on—he wants to wait to unplug them until you go to bed to spare you from hearing anything gruesome—and looks back at the screen to find Morgan, Emily, JJ, and Garcia staring him down. Rather hesitantly, he unmutes his mic and asks, “What?”

Emily is grinning—she looks the more awake than she has all morning. “Is there anything you wanna tell us?” she asks.

“Yeah, Spence,” JJ chimes in, “any new developments in your life?”

“I don’t—” he starts, then it hits him like a truck. He remembered to mute his mic, but the camera was still on. Clearly, they all saw you kiss his forehead. He barely stops himself from hitting his head against the table; he covers his face with his hands instead and groans.

“Isn’t the whole point of all this that we stay away from other people?” Morgan asks, and Spencer doesn’t have to look up to know that Derek has a shit-eating grin on his face.

“People outside of your household,” he corrects without thinking.

“Oh my god!” Garcia shrieks and he winces, pulling the headphones off out of instinct. He’s not the only one—JJ jumps and yanks her earbuds out, and Derek lifts one side of his headphones away from his ear. Spencer hesitantly copies him, putting one half of his headphones back on.

“Jesus, Pen, you scared the shit out of Sergio,” Emily’s saying.

“Sorry, I’m so sorry,” she says, then turns her attention completely to Spencer. “Boy wonder. You’re living with someone and I’m just now hearing about it?”

“I mean, you never asked,” he points out.

“Well, I didn’t think I’d have to!” she huffs. “You usually tell your friends if you’re seeing someone new, let alone living with them!”

“You do, maybe. Emily and I don’t,” he says.

Emily herself shrugs. “Good point. Fair enough, Reid.”

“Besides, we’re not living together,” he continues, “We’re quarantining together.”

“Right, because that’s such a big difference,” JJ teases. He glares at her in return.

Rossi returns to his desk before Penelope can start bombarding Spencer with questions. But there’s no reprieve for him—the man takes one look around and knows something’s up. “Okay, what’s going on?” he asks.

“We just found out pretty boy has a partner,” Morgan sing-songs before Spencer can say anything.

“Oh really?”

“Yeah.”

“And he didn’t tell any of us!” Garcia adds.

Spencer groans again and presses the heels of his hands into his eyes. “This is exactly why I didn’t say anything,” he mutters.

A knocking sound draws his attention away from the call. You’re standing in the bedroom doorway, your hand resting on the doorframe. “You okay?” you ask. “I just heard you groan.”

Spencer mutes his mic again and then leans over so he’s out of the camera’s frame. “They found out,” he sighs.

“Found out what?”

“Found out about... you.”

Realization crosses your face. “They saw me kissing you better?”

“Yeah. I forgot the camera was still on,” he says sheepishly.

“Well, it was bound to happen eventually.” You make your way over to him and take the ice off his knee. “It’s been twenty minutes, by the way.”

“Thanks. So, um...” He picks up the fidget toy you bought him when he was going stir-crazy in the hospital and starts messing with it. “What do you wanna do about this?”

“Whatever you’re most comfortable with,” you reply immediately.

“Okay, good answer,” he says. “But I actually want to know how you feel about this.”

“Well, I’m fine with meeting them, even if it’s just over Zoom. But if you’d rather wait, I’m fine with that, too. Really,” you add when he raises an eyebrow.

“Okay, well.” Spencer looks back at the screen. Hotch has returned now, and even though he can’t hear anything, it’s clear they’re all waiting on him. Best to just do this now, he thinks, otherwise I’ll be hearing about it all day. “How would you feel about meeting them right now?”

You blink. “Um, okay. So long as you don’t mind me looking like I was up all night, because, you know... I was.”

“You look fine,” he reassures. “Uh, just stay put for a second. Let me ask if this is okay.”

He readjusts to sit in his chair properly. He starts to put his headphones back on, but you unplug them so you can hear what’s happening.

“You ready to continue, Reid?” Hotch asks. It’s business as usual with him—if he was told what happened earlier, Spencer can’t tell.

“Well, actually,” he starts, and nervousness bubbles up in his chest. He glances up and you give him a reassuring smile. “Actually, I was wondering if I could introduce you guys to someone first?”

Garcia squeals. “Ooh, sir, please say yes!”

“Just keep it quick,” Hotch says. He didn’t even hesitate—they totally told him.

Spencer takes a deep breath, then gestures for you to come over. You seem a little nervous as well, but you handle it well, walking around the desk and into the frame. “Oh, we should have gotten you something to sit on,” he laments when you lean over the back of his chair.

“It’s fine.” You drape your arms around his shoulders and adjust so your head is on the same level as his. It’s silent for a moment, then you say, “Well, introduce me, silly.”

“Oh!” He clears his throat, trying to ignore the heat he feels in his cheeks. “Um, this is (Y/N). My... my partner.”

The call explodes with greetings, everyone talking over each other. “Slow down, slow down,” Spencer pleads. This is all overwhelming enough—he doesn’t need any excess stimuli.

Once it settles, everyone takes their turn introducing themselves (you already know who they all are, though, as he’s told you so much about them). Then you field a few questions—what you do for work, how you met, what your favorite food is (that was Rossi—Spencer suspects that he wants to know for the first dinner party he can hold after quarantine is over).

It’s going well. Everyone seems to like you, and you’re getting by just fine. Until Garcia asks her question, that is.

“So, (Y/N), how long has boy wonder been keeping you a secret from us?”

Both of you tense. “Uh, you know what, I’ll let him answer that,” you say quickly. “It’s just about time for me to go to bed.”

“Wha—no. No, it’s not. It’s just barley past nine,” Spencer protests.

“Yeah, I’m really tired. I’m gonna try and get some extra sleep today.” You give a little wave. “It was nice meeting you all.”

“Don’t leave me,” he whispers desperately. “Not with that question.”

You feign a yawn. “Sorry, I’m just too tired.”

He watches you go back to the bedroom with a pout.

“Well?” Garcia insists when he looks back at her.

Spencer cringes and preemptively lowers his computer volume.

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poohnotpiku · 3 years ago

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Chapter1 - Pooh (& Inner Pooh)

Hello Readers…I hope you liked the Intro blog as much as I liked writing it…

One comment which I got from DeeDee was that I should have mentioned my age as, not ‘in thirties’, but rather ‘in late thirties’ !!!! Angry Pooh’s reaction was ‘Why not I say approaching FORTYYY!!!!’ …..(Inner Pooh – ‘If you round it off, you can even say FIFTY….’) GRRRRRRR……..

Guys, I need to introduce you all to another character in my life i.e. 'Inner Pooh'....Don't know what she is.... is she inside me? or outside me? is she some supernatural being???? I have no fucking idea….I just know that it's very difficult to keep her in control…she has her views, her choices, her comments blah blah blah, in every chapter of my life!! It was tough to keep her out of the Intro blog….but now she is going to peekaboo from time to time….please bear with her!!!

Let us now get further into the murky waters of the Pooh Saga….ahem ahem…

I am a happy single with no wants to mingle (Inner Pooh : "As if they care!!").... But I do enjoy ‘window shopping’ (Mr. Momoas and Mr.Clooneys of the world) from time to time….I do not have any budget for actual ‘shopping’ in this life …..however, I do have a long exquisite shopping list for my next life… (Inner Pooh : "God save the world!!")...LOL…

I think I am funny…I may not be ‘Mrs. FunnyBones’ of the world…..but I definitely am ‘Ms. Funnily Crackling Bones’..yeahhhh, my knees have started making crackling sound…OLD AGE KNOCKING!!! (sighhhhhhhhh)

I am labelled as ‘Fake Punjabi’ by my friends…I am a pure vegetarian Punjabi who has never been to Punjab!!!! I knowwwww…laugh at my expense….(Inner Pooh sarcastically : "How funny!! You expect them to laugh at this?? duhhhh" )

If I weren’t Indian, I would definitely be an Italian…why?....simple answer….I love (rather am obsessed) with Pizza and Pasta! (Inner Pooh : “Cheese, Wine…..#drooling”)…I love the way Italians love their food…I adore their open nature, warm and welcoming to all…. (All these ideas are just based on my knowledge gained from books and movies :D I do hope to visit Italy someday…….)

If I am half Punjabi, then I am half Bengali (ohkk…I get it…some similarity with Piku)….I have spent my entire life in Kolkata….and the funny thing is that I can understand Bengali (with all its slangs, courtesy to my college friends) but in 30+ years, I have not learnt to speak Bengali….my Bengali is as good as my Punjabi…’ektu ektu’ (little little) LOL

Those who know me well, very well know, how much I depend on ‘Muri’ (aka puffed rice) in my life….Muri is my soul….Puffed rice making me puffier…but who cares….Muri is Love… (shout-out to all the Bongs who share this love)

I have had the privilege to be associated with various garment sizes…XXXL to XXL to XL to L to M to L to XL….(pleaseeee God not back to XXXL!!!!) Life comes to a circle…I am a big round circle (Inner Pooh : "Stupid Woman! Circle is 2-dimension…you are Spherical…") (Me – "Shut Up !!!!")….ohhk….so I am a big ‘spherical’ ball rolling down the path of life!!!!

I am a crazy freaking romantic…be it Mills & Boon books or Hallmark movies or Lata ji’s songs (may her soul rest in peace)….I am a sucker for all these!!!

I am hazardous to expensive technological stuff….I dare not buy expensive mobiles or television or laptop or blah blah blah….You need to ask Singh Jiju how tortured he feels seeing the way I handle my mobile phone (btw same goes for DeeDee and so you can understand Singh Jiju’s trauma :P )

I have a special ‘God-Gift’ to identify doppelgangers….yeahhhhh….’Heyyy, you look so much like Mr.X’, ‘DeeDee, see! isn’t she looking like Ms.Y’ , ‘I have seen this person somewhere….’ etc etc (Inner Pooh : "It's not a gift, silly…..screws in your brain are loose!!")

I have serious memories issue (Inner Pooh : "the woman is saying something correct after ages!!!")...…the extent of which can be understood from the following example…..Open a soandso.com website, click Login, click ‘Forgot Password’ (Inner Pooh : " As expected….duh!!!"), change password, back to Login page, and….waittttt …What was the password??? And cycle repeats ☹

I have no love-interest in my life but I have FULL interest in other’s love-life!! In fact, every single niece/nephew I meet, I end up asking same questions…’got a girlfriend?’, ‘found a guy?’ …it has become such a bad habit that these nieces/nephews now say that I am becoming like those nosy aunties (Aunty mat bolo….DO NOT DARE CALL ME AUNTY!!!!).....(Inner Pooh : "Call her grannyyyyyy….")

I have this special talent that I fail to remember the names of things, people, places etc but I do remember their beginning alphabet…and then I play Bournvita Quiz Contest with my audience (I mean my poor relatives/friends)… ‘Arreee….it begins with an S’, ‘Sonu…I know this actor…what was his name? Something starting with A…’ (sighhhhhh) (Inner Pooh : "I am telling you from ages…you need psychiatric help babes!!!")

And the list goes on…let me keep something for my future blogs….If I tell you guys everything today, then there will be no suspense left!!! (Inner Pooh : "awwwww….how much interested the world is in your life….#sarcasm") ….But, I do hope that now you guys know me (& Inner Pooh) and you will be able to relate to our shenanigans…Until next time…Ciao!!

P.S.: Please refer to the P.S. of my first blog..duh!!!!

#just fun things #just for shits and giggles #humour #indianstories #going crazy #poohnotpiku #stupid i know #womanhood #she hulk #self love

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