#so yeah a bit fuckijg stupid

[nacaharachuya]

imagine getting into reading because you had sex with someone who was fucked stupid enough to make a classical literature reference in bed (selkie chuuya learns how to read)

😭😭😭 listen Svs Dazai was having a brain lapse when they had sex in that one chapter. He was itching to make it good for Chuuya. but if he was stupider he’d be sweating on Chuuya like “in blah blah there is a sequential scene like this…” and chuuya is like “…..lay down if you wanna talk I’m hopping on😐”

[skinnybinnietitties]

Im bouta kms I sWEAR😀

HELLOOOOO Fellow kind my first post bouta be a stupid ass rant bc I got into shit😭

(My spelling and grammar are literally shit I'm so sorry...)

So basically on last weekend my mom caught me cutting in my room and taking pictures of it. I was in my room trying to blow off some steam w my slicey bcuz my mom kept calling me and needing me to get stuff for her and my lil siblings because she was doing my sisters hair and around the middle end of my session my mom calls me while I have a bunch of blood still on my and a good bit of the blood smeared on my thigh bc thts my safe zone but I didn't have any pants on bc it was easier to access the area I was cutting. Before I come out of my room my mom is calling me and getting more and more pissed off bc I'm not coming and when I do she keeps asking me what took me so long and what the hell I'm doing so I obviously tell her nothing while trying to pull my shirt down (it stops at the beginning of my knee) and cover my bloody nails so she doesn't see them. And after I fin8sh doing what she asked me to do I go back to my room and decided it would be a good idea to take a few pictures and videos bc why not (wanna punch my self in the face jst thinking about this shit😭) and after I'm done making 2 more cuts on video I decide I need music so I was picking some then all of a sudden I hear my mom's footsteps coming to my room and mind you I had FUCKIJG gasue packets and wipes that were sufficiently bloody enough to need an explanation. Anyways she bust in my room and I wasn't thinking properly ofc bc I jump up and grab a tissue off my dresser and hide it in my hand and turn off my phone. When I so that dumb shit I leave my blade on my nightstand and when she walks to my side of the room because we have a division curtain because I share a room she looks at me and is like "what's in your hand??" "what were you just doing??" type shit and when she sees me try to leave the room she goes and closes the door and when she does that I swipe my blade onto the floor and start panicking thinking "oh yeah your cooked your so done😭" so eventually she sees what sin my hand and makes my ass sit down and originally the excuse I used was that I hurt my self trying to cut something off my bra with a knife BUT😮‍💨 tht evolves into cutting my nipple and soo after my kitty cat by accident and her thinking I was going at it🥲😭. She believed the last one not before asking me if I hurt my self and when I told her I acted like that because I was embarrassed asf about it and panicked but during those poorly made excuses she says something about my phone and I yeet it behind my bed to "get later" because mind you I had the video plus other cutting sessions along with ana progress and just other screenshots and downloads I don't want her to see PLUS I have this hellish thing called Family link where she can lock my device and block apps (clearly didn't help because I have accessed the internet from an app that doesn't even show how much time I've spent on it plus other things) so I'm not supposed to have YouTube or tiktok or anything like that so if she were to go through my phone it would get taken away and I really got this phone in may becau6my last one was taken away for more than a year so obvi don't wanna get in trouble. Okay getting side tracked but anyways so when I yeeted my phone she made me get it and told me ima check your stuff so I go into the living room and ask can I watch her look and she says yes with a side eye. When she checks everything and doesn't see anything she says I feel like I'm missing something and finally clicks my pictures and before she can click the gallery I tell her you shouldn't click that because it's stuff you don't wanna see on there but obvi she does anyways and gasps when she sees my thighs and when I try to grab the phone she grabs my wrists and makes me get away. Eventually she makes me go in her room and strip to my undies and bra off and checks but she only sees cuts on my once safe zone and time skip blah blah blah she asking me a bunch of questions and stuff I end up saying too much about how I am essentially a people pleaser and I'm not satisfied with my life yada yada.

Not enough space so making a part 2 to the story for who ever wants to read this💀

[inutaffy]

“you’ve always been jealous of me!”

“maybe that’s bc you were always splinters favorite!”

“raph. i love you bro.”

DO YOU SEE. DO YOU SEE. THE DUCKCIJF SHIFT IN TBEIR EXPRESSIONS MAN TBE FJCKFGMOFYHEFNEN GHE WAY. THATS HIS BROTHER MAN THATS HIS FUCKFJFG. OUGH. I HATE THIS STUPID SHOW WHAG THE ACTUAL FUCK. THE. THE. “JEALOUS?!” SO MUCH OF HIS EMOTIONS TRANSLATE TO ANGER OR JEALOUSY TOWARDS OTHERS AND IT DRIVES ME FUCKINF CRAZY. MAYBE IT WAS AT FIRST (aka beginning of s1) BUT IT ISNT NOW AND THATS FHE WHOLE POINT THAGS THE WHOLE DUCKIJF POINT. HE ISNT JUST JEALOUS AND AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES BRO IS JUST 16 AND WATCHING HIS WHOLE PLANET GET DESTROYED. BRO IS 16 WATCHING HIS FATHER MURDERED IN FRONT OF HIM. BRO IS 16 AND WATCHING WHILE HIS OLDER BROTHER BASICALLY BECOMES AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON RIGHT BEFORE HIS FUCKING EYES, PICKING UP EVERY BURDEN EVER AND JUST SOLDIERING ON LIKE THIS IS SO FUCKIJF AWFUL.

THE FUCKIJG SHIFT FROM S1-2 LEO TO SEASON 3-5 LEO IS FUCKINF TRAGIC. THAT SHIT HURTS ME DEEP IN MY BONES. YOU CAN SEE HIM START TRYING TO BE MORE OF A LEADER AND A MINOR CARETAKER THAN BROTHER FOR A MINUTE THERE AND THAT KILLS ME EVERYTIME BC IT STARTS WHEN HE FUCKIJG SAVRIFICES HIMSELF AT THE END OF SEASON 1 BY BLOWING UP THE FUCKING KRAANG SHIP. THATS WHERE IT ALL STARTS AND I HATE IT. HE SHOULDNT BE DOING THAT BUT HE IS AND ITS SO AWFUL ITS SOS SO AWFUL BUT I WILL NOT GO INTO THAT HERE I REFUSE I WILL NOT CALL ME WHEN IT ISNT 3AM AND I WILL TELL TOU.

ANYWAYS.

SO YEAH MAYBE HE DOES WISH HE WAS LEADER IF ONLY SO IT MEANT LEO DIDNT HAVE TO BE. IF ONLY SO LEO COULD BE LEO FOR A MINUTE BC YOU KNOW WHAG RAPH IS???? RAPH IS GUILTY. RAPH FEELS SO FUCKING GUILTY ALL THE DUCKIJF TIME AND I DOMT HAVE THE ABILITY TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW SO YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. TRUST ME ON TBIS I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS. I CANT DUCKIJG STAND FBIS SHOW.

AND TBH I DONT BLAME RAPH. LIKE IF MYYYYY OLDER BROTHER GOT PROMOTED ONE DAY AND STARTED TRYING TO PULL RANK ON ME I WOULD BE A BITCH ABOUT IT TOO. THE FUCK. MAKE ME ASSHOLE. YEAH. BUT ALSO. AS THE ELDEST DAUGHTER. AND JUST YK. AS ME. I AM ME. ANOTHER THING IS THAT LEO IS JUST. IMPRESSIONABLE? A LITTLE BIT? ESP IN THE EARLY SEASONS. WHICH MAN I CAN RELATE TO. BITCH FIXATED ON A TV SHOW AND MADE IT HIS WHOLE PERSONALITY WHICH I LOVE FOR HIM BUT GOTDAMN. LEO LITERALLY GOES INTO BATTLE IN S1 QUOTING HIS SPACE HEROES SHOW AND MAKING STUPID ONE LINERS AND TRYING TO BE ALL HEROIC BUT IT JUST COMES OFF AS DORKY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT MAKES ME SAD. HE’S FOLLOWING EXAMPLES AND HE WANTS TO IMPRESS AND HE WANTS TO DO GOOD OK HE WANTS TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN CHILD WHICH IS NORMAL TO WANT AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIVE LIKE LEO IDEALIZES SPLINTER THAT IS HIS DAD MAN HE STRIVES FOR HIS APPROVAL. I DONT CARE WHAT MY DAD HAS TO SAY MOST OF THE TIME BUT FAVING HIS DISSAPOINEMENT???? FUCKINF AWFUL.

AND THEN THE DUCKING KRAANG HAPPEN AND SPLINTER TELLS HIM TO PREPARE FOR LOSSES. PREPARE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. AND HE REALIZES OH SHIT IS FR. UHM. OKAY. SO MAYBE THIS LEADING ISNT ALL I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. AND HE EXPRESSES THIS. MULTIPLE TIMES. THROUGHOUT THE FIRST AND SEVOND SEASON. AND THEN BE JUST STOPS. BRINING IT UP ALL TOGETHER. HE JUST STOPS. LIKE. DUDE. DUDE. HE WANTED TO BE LEADER SO BAD AT FIRST AND THEN THE HORRORS CAME FOR HIM. HE WAS NOT READY. NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, LEOS IN GENERAL ARE FUCKIJG CRAZY MAN THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT, LEO IS FULLY CAPABLE OF BEING THE LEADER HE JUST. HE WASNT FUCKING READY YET MAN. HE WAS 15. IM GONNA FUCKINF CRY.

NOT TO MENTION. IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. HE’S KINDA ELEVATED TO THIS PEDESTAL AND NOW HE’S DUCKINF STUCK THERE MAN. LEO KEEPS TRYING TO BE THEIR LEADER AND TO HIM, THAT MEANS HE HAS TO DO IT ALONE. HE’S THE LEADER. YES HE KNOWS THAT HIS BROTHERS WILL BE THERE FOR HIM HE KNOWS THAT HE ISNT ALONE BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE IS THEIR LEADER AND HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN AND THAT MENTALITY BLEEDS INTO EVERYTHING ELSE AND RAPH (and the others tbh. fuckijg everyone) JUST WANT THEIR FUCKING DORKY CRINGEFAIL LOSER BIG BROTHER BACK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

[freshmilko]

@ ur stupid fucking gacha game reblog tags I spent almost $100 on supermarket mania just a month ago because I wanted to relive my nostalgia bit the original doesn't work on my laptop and the newer game is IMPOSSIBLE to advance without spending money on it and I am UNEMPLOYED RN in school

GRRRRRR imma fuckijg delete it thank you for your reality check I am not a good gambler and it is not even a gamble when I earn nothing

Omfg I really thought this was anon hate at first LMAO

Yeah no I hear you and it really sucks!! Genuinely I think these games should be ILLEGAL bc they are SO predatory, and it's generally young folk paying the price (literally). They are preying on us!

There's no decent game that HAS to be gatcha but it's kind of complex when generally the gatcha is pushed on an executive, financial level even if it's not necessarily how the writers/creators want to make a game. Capitalism 😔

But really I'm proud of you for deleting!! bc as much as it's unfair and hard to do, there are better and more important places to spend that money! Places where you can actually GET something truly enjoyable in return, whatever that means for you.

I recently started playing a sweet little MMO called sky: children of the light and while MMOS are a little different, I still give myself a budget so I don't go crazy on cosmetics. But I bought myself a little bow and it sparks SO MUCH joy. It's not about NOT spending money, but about choosing the places that are rewarding and not draining for you personally

[horrible-monstrosity]

So apparently Punchline's writer was also behind 999/Zero Escape... my, how the mighty have fallen. Speaking of Higurashi On A Boat, I also can't help but feel like this is trying to be some bootleg Higurashi. Harem cast but isn't a harem, a yearly urban-legends-y deathcount paired with a much shorter time loop, the death of someone near and dear to our protagonist like a day before some massive massacre... problem is, it fucking sucks. Even Umineko was better than this shi... well, no, I shouldn't say that, everything's better than Umineko. The only thing worse than Umineko is Pokemon Special

Thinking about it, the... just the narrative flow and basic construction of this show are completely fucked up. When Yuuta starts skipping days, what even happens? We never see him "fall asleep" or "wake up", so the cat's attempt at an explanation doesn't make any sense... I can see him being "unstuck in time" working with the other "rules" cat laid out about quantum ghost time-travel physics defiance and shit, but it just... happens. For no reason, except maybe fuck you.

lol they finally remembered yuuta even existed it took them this fucking long good job guys i can really tell why he cares about all of you aside from you being generic cute gril characters and him having a permanent astral ghost boner for your fuckin panties r e a l l y

Okay, so whoever bodysnatched Yuuta left the room but ghost-yuuta... doesn't even try to get back in there or anything... just hangs there, watching his "friends" who don't fucking care that he's missed out on both this and the Christmas party and that they haven't seen him in over a week. These are the people he's so fucking determined to save the world over. good so why the fuck was there a livestream

Oh and this whole time Yoota could have just fucking gone back in time to get his body back........ none of what all just happened really mattered.................. okaaaayyyyy......................... And then he just takes over his own body again and completes the time loop. What? WHAT? Why, after everything you've just been through, would you just *do* that? You know it's just going to leave past-ghost-you farting around uselessly while you accomplish... entirely nothing, apparently. Seriously, what did future-self-possessing Yoo accomplish? He runs around in a dumbass supersuit, tries to fight baddies but is too fucking stupid to just go flip some skirts to get his panty-powerup, and... that's it I guess. If he was interacting with the other inhabitants as himself that would explain why they didn't give a fuck that he wasn't there, but there's no indication of that, and ghost-Yoo still doesn't seem to think anyone should have noticed he was missing. And also, you know, why seal off his own room and then livestream it? And why did he never try to team up with his ghost self? Couldn't have hurt to have just a little bit more help or at least tell himself what the fuck was going on? Since, you know, he literally was just in that position? FUCKING WHY ANY OF THIS? WHY? AUUUUUUGUHUGHGHGHHHHHHHHH

... I will say though that I did like one thing: Given what spoilers I've already heard, I can appreciate the reveal that Yuuta's a gril because that's kinda hotbeing played all casual-like like it's just some character issue when it's really a lead-in to the body-swap thing later on... Yeah, okay, it works. You did one thing right. .......So when he did that "clam somethingorother" attack that one time was he referring to his own vagina or

... NO, NO, JUST KIDDING, THE POST ISN'T OVER YET, I STILL GOTTA FUCKIJG COMPLAIN! EVEN THIS IS SHIT Fucking FIRST OFF, and I expect I'm going to compain about this a loooooooot more later on when they try to explain this, but whAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, BODY-SWAPPING? That sure has nothing to do with anything that's happened so far! Well like almost, maybe, with the possession thing, but apparently the only other foreshadowing was... juice-tan's eyelashes changing when she goes super-cyan. okay Secondly, we have the whole external story that Yuuta is actually Yuu and robot girl didn't mention that because succ my fatt robo cocc, but what the fuck does Yuuta think he's doing?? Everyone else has some sob story about why they ended up at the apartment building, but for Yuu we have absolutely nothing to go on! Was he kicked out of his house for being a fuckin faggot?? What is happening?? And what the fuck did robot girl mean "Yuuta's undeniably female lolbiology"? Did he robo-science scan him when he showed up at the door when he applied for a room? It's another thing that would make sense (a background check but with robo-science) but there's no mention of any... reason. Aside from that, how has he been living all this time anyway? Has he seriously never seen a pair of panties this entire time living with a bunch of qt grils, even with incidents like the laundry-scattering crash-into-hello that left Juice-tan fondling his shorts? (I mean, at least we know what underwear he wears... that's worth a scene... noitisn't) It would've been a much better use in general of all the dead air in this first half of the show to show more of him interacting with his housemates, make them seem like actual friends we should actually care about and believe he actually cares about, so why not set up this reveal a bit more to begin with too? Show him maybe acting antsy about physical contact with the others, or about being seen changing/bathing etc. Have him enter a conversation about menstruation and accidentally reveal he knows a bit more than he should (we've already had that dumb as shit scene where the girls thought robot girl was gregnant and no-periods-period was broken so there's no excuse not to at least mention it). Unless swapping a male soul into a female body causes that to not happen anymore, I mean, but you'd have to indicate that, otherwise now that they've broken the magical spell of pretending the monthly blood cummies don't exist you're going to end up wondering how the girls never found a suspiciously blood-stained pair of shorts in his laundry, not even once. ... Or maybe that's just me. ... But anyway, even though Yuuta keeps his housemates as arms length over a couple of odd things they warmly accept him as one of his own and form a bond. See? There, foreshadowing and character development all at the same time, I did it. Yay.

Oh hey, here's a foreshadow: Have Yuuta accidentally discover he can possess Juice-tan because the soul-swap thing should mean they have good resonance, because one of them is literally the other one or whteverthefuc. Better yet, have it happen instead of christmas cake that one time he actually used his panty powers to fight, so you can avoid whtever awkward power mechanics are required to let ccake go super-cyan.

... I don't have much faith this show is gonna be able to pull itself out of the pit in the second half.