#so yeah I was genuinely shocked when it was canceled because all I was seeing was positivity đ€·đ»ââïž
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Agatha All Along is so so SO much fun!
And so far I have yet to see any of the usual fandom negativity that has been pretty unavoidable the past few years..
Whether thatâs because those usual negative people are actually allowing themselves to enjoy life for once (doubtful, but one can hope)
or the more likely option..
That I have become incredibly skilled at keeping that vibe away from all my feeds..
WhicheverâŠif Iâm being delusional or not, it doesnât matter to me..
Iâm just happy to sit in my little bubble of positivity..
and enjoy this series..
and continue to love my favourite franchise
no matter how many people love to complain about fun :)
#I hope people are actually liking Agatha#but I refuse to look to see if they donât#hopefully people are having as much fun as I am watching this show#especially the wlws#this show is for us#but yeah..#i have been doing such a good job at living under a rock lately#its amazing#people ask me..oh did you hear about this or that drama#and im like I donât even know who that is#I definitely wasnât aware they had drama#and this applies to media too#like I was only mildly aware of the hate The Acolyte was getting#I was only focusing on the fact that I loved it#and I only spoke about it with other people who liked it#so yeah I was genuinely shocked when it was canceled because all I was seeing was positivity đ€·đ»ââïž#marvel#mcu#agatha all along#agatha harkness#star wars#marvel fandom#kate's post
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"Why are all SK fans proshippers" Silence fetus
#text#mind you SK was released in a very different time period where fandoms back in the day were built different. freaks strived and#everyone back in the day followed fandom etiquette âship and let shipâ and âdont like dont readâ. fandoms back in the old day were#peaceful and supported one another. ppl shipped anything and everyone and ppl minded their own business in the early 2000s#thats how almost all old sk veteran fans i know turn out to be what they are today#(ofc there are some. other veteran folks i do not fuck with as theyre also genuine assholes and are hypocrites/ostracizes others.#. but another discussion for another day lol. you must be a level 100+ of friendship to unlock my tragic sk fan backstory)#also news flash all of your favorite anime/manga stories are all written by profic ppl! thats right! everyone in japan are profic#shocking i know#japanese folks dont give a flying rat ass when it comes to FICTIONAL morals because they know how to differentiate between fic and reality#the fact that so many antis keep on twisting the word proship so many times to the point where its widely misinterpreted and ppl#nowadays esp the younger gen easily believe in the misinformation and keep repeating the cycle of misinformation in modern fandoms today#it pisses me off honestly#but yeah what did you expected from a old series that came out in the late 90s. the fact that theyre consuming the series when the series#itself also literally has problematic elements too lol#and see this is why im glad SK is niche despite that i wish it was popular so it can bring in more renmei fans but in the end its better of#being niche#because had it blown up it wouldve attracted all of the chronically online kids/puritans/fandom police and ruin everything for everyone#modern fandom today is the reason why all fandoms suck nowadays and its why i gave up joining and being part of them#theres discrimination everywhere in modern fandoms. oh your a proshipper? gtfo DNI and kys!!!!11111#its like theres eggshells everywhere no matter where you go. you have to abide with morality and puritanical rules its the âautomaticâ law#but fuck that thats never been the automatic law in fandoms lol. Ship and let ship AND dont like dont read is the real fandom laws here lol#but back to what i want to also say. theres nothing you can do about SK fans being proshippers. the old fans has always operated that way#since the old times. either adapt / cope with it OR you can just. block everyone and preserve your peace. which takes like 10 seconds#this is like maybe the 15th SK puritan fan i know lol. then again i also know theres ALOT of renmei antis who follow the puritan mindset#imao. I say this alot many times but SK fandom is only ugly and almost everyone becomes a puritan when renmei gets mentioned#which has always made me ????????????????? so yall can handle yoyo boy and anna teen preg can handle serg getting groomed/manipulated#by marc and xes laws can handle kids getting their arms and legs ripped off can handle kids getting killed left and right#can handle shipping bruce lee whos like plenty years older than JUN which btw beginning of the series she starts off being 17#but a 4 year age gap between ren and jeanne is too much apparently and should be cancelled. geez louise
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RARE EDITBLR SHOCKING HOT TAKES THAT WILL SHOCKINGLY SHOCK YOU!!!!!
following trends and doing what's popular is okay because it allows people to gain interactions and a bigger following by doing what's popular!! and it's also okay because trends are usually what people like, so it makes sense if someone genuinely enjoys following a trend!! people can branch out, do their own thing, and find their own style later!
actively expressing positivity, and helping or encouraging each other is what will help a community. making big rant posts, or rant accounts centered around negativity, without offering even a simple solution to fix the problems you're calling out, is not helping!!
(the other ones are under the cut. also feel free to reblog with editblr hot takes that will shockingly shock you!!)
sometimes things just... aren't a big deal. sometimes it genuinely does not matter
another person's personal business, creative decisions, etc. is not your business!
if you see someone who's not really educated on a certain topic or issue (and i mean, genuinely not educated. i don't mean people who are ignorant), the best move to take is to: patiently and kindly educate them! the worst move to take is to: yell at them and cancel them for not being as informed as you are.
people need to be careful with the words they throw around. it's not good to overuse words that have a very big weight on them, because those are important and sensitive words that shouldnt lose their meaning because people kept using them lightly. (what i mean is: people who throw around the words racist, ableist, etc. all the time even when what they're complaining about is not really either of those things.)
on the topic of words: it's important to be careful of the words you use online, and it's also important to be patient with people who worded their statements badly on accident.
don't treat every person like they're your friend. be aware of their boundaries and don't be overly comfortable with them if you don't actually know them. you are not automatically entitled to someone (or their personal business, or anything else) just because you're mutuals.
don't treat every person like they're your enemy. maybe you don't really need to be doubtful and passive aggressive towards a random person you see online.
gatekeeping kinda sucks tbh
god sometimes i find editblr so stupid like how do you create so much drama from a community that edits anime characters. how just HOW. and why.
please don't forget the other people behind the screen. the network of other people behind their screens. please.
sometimes people take the littlest problems and turn them into something HUGE even if it could all just be solved by a couple of civil conversations in dms. sometimes people take the littlest things and slap the "PROBLEMATIC!!!!!!!" label on it without even trying to understand what it is they're labeling as "PROBLEMATIC!!!"
people get followers then their ego becomes so high and they treat other people like dirt and think that their word is fucking scripture or something
oh yeah another hot take: i don't really like low contrast cluttered maximalist edits but if it's actually someone's style then I'll let it pass especially if it's good /silly
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It is genuinely ASTONISHING to see how many people are against your blog because they believe âitâs bad/weird to fantasizeâ or they say stuff like, âanalyzing is fine. fantasizing is evil.â Actually fantasization is a divine gift, a spiritual experience, one of the best things we can do as humans. And most clearly Bylers agree!
They spend all day fantasizing about Mike and Will holding hands, going on dates, kissing, even âmaking out sloppilyâ but the second we on the spicy side say that we want Byler to fuck, people start freaking out. How dare you fantasize?
Stick to analysis, freak.
Can someone please tell me why sex is such a big weird scandalous taboo? Have we gone back in time? Is this an evangelical youth group? Is this Catholic school? Are we Mormons? To fight back, some say, âOh Iâm not fantasizing, Iâm just exploring the character dynamicsâ as if fantasizing will implicate them as some kind of dirty rotten sinner, as if this is some kind of gotcha that will expose fandom nonces.
But I donât get it. Iâm doing both, unapologetically! Iâm exploring Bylerâs dynamics, just like we do with ever other HC and canon analysis point, AND Iâm fantasizing about them fucking like rabbits until the end of time, just like we fantasize about how the Byler kiss will go or how Mike will finally admit his sexuality.
Last time I checked, sex is part of sexuality, itâs literally in the name, and itâs a Divine Gift. Mike and Will are not disembodied beings who only want to hold hands and look at flowers all day. They are gay teenage boys who are sexually ravenous for each other. Itâs clear this era of Puriteens didnât devour Reddie or Stenborough smut under the covers while giggling and kicking their feet. And none of them would have SURVIVED the Harry Potter fandom.
The other side of this are the adult fancops who are siding with the puriteens and constantly trying to cancel Bylers for thinking unholy thoughts. You can only think analytical thoughts while wearing suits and taking cold showers. Meanwhile 65% of the fandom is openly attracted to Finn, and Iâm supposed to be gaslit into thinking this doesnât translate into their experience actually watching the show? Iâm supposed to believe they watched him drool over Willâs ass and then said, âNo, he didnât do thatâ?
âBut why arenât you fantasizing about adult ships like J0pper or JAncy or or or-â
Because I donât care about them? No offense. Iâve never read J0pper or JAncy fanfic in my life. And this isnât J0pper Tumblr? Itâs Byler Tumblr. Iâm a Byler and naturally I want to see my favorite characters rail each other romantically? And itâs very, dare I say, unnatural and unrealistic when you read fanfics and Mike and Will kiss each other and donât so much as get a boner. One boner?
Iâm so tired. Itâs utter gobbledegook.
Especially giving the context of what Stranger Things and Byler represents, itâs so obvious that sexual exploration is the natural evolution for these characters in their arcs in Season 5. Self-actualization and an embrace of the queer experience in all its sensuality and beauty.
The shame WILL be on the other side.
yeah, all great points! I think people get overprotective and hyper-vigilant, and they want to make sure they're taking a strong stand against their nebulous, exaggerated, hypothetical image of the shadowy "30-year old creep" getting off to Byler smut in a dark room.
but you're right that all Bylers "fantasize" about many things, even those most vocal in the analyze-only movement. technically all of Byler is "fantasizing," since they aren't together yet and they are fictional. we're all just envisioning scenarios and situations!
for some reason tho, people are chill with people daydreaming about every romantic scenario imaginable and chill with people conjuring up sad, tragic, angsty situations involving Vecna and bullying and pain. but sex? no. sex is shocking, alarming, and frightening.
also, this is definition of fantasize:
there's nothing inherently creepy about that definition. It's neutral.
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So I have this love-hate thing for the whole Hunger Games because while I've seen the movies and read the books and I've been hyped and I've waited for each movie, gone to see it, etc, and I usually don't like First POV in books yet everything in them is so brilliant... It gives me chills. Because I can't say the writing itself is a masterpiece in terms of language used, although it's brilliant because it fits the perspective of a teenage girl, it's raw and doesn't sugarcoat anything, the way everything is presented is amazing and that's the whole appeal actually.
The Capitol, for example. They're shown almost as the bad guys, not just Snow but all the citizens because they find the games interesting and don't do anything to stop them. And District 13, which was believed to be destroyed and then we find out it's not and in the beginning this is like some light in the tunnel but then we slowly realise that Coin and Snow aren't too different and they're both power hungry and cruel in their own ways while at the same time we meet people from the Capitol who aren't bad and genuinely want to help and change this reality. And all the layers that get revealed until we reach these conclusions along with Katniss...
But what really scares me is that... This isn't entirely unlikely to happen in the future. Like, we already have distopian novels that have influenced real reality shows and we have way too many shows about survival and all of that, the only difference is that people aren't dying there (but you know what, there have been death cases in some! They cancelled one season or Survivor in my country years ago because someone died) so really, the line here is thin. And if it's not really about the games really happening, then there's the political situation. That's even more likely to happen one day. These thoughts have always been holding me from truly getting in this fandom.
And now revisiting it when I'm much older, I see other sides of it. And I think I dislike some things even more but at the same time... I can't help but find some understanding of the Capitol citizens. And no, has nothing to do with TBOSAS and young Snow. If anything, this scares me even more because what do we see there? A character we already know and despise that suddenly people start liking him because he looks good (no judgement here. I admit he looks good. I just can't simp), and people finding the games boring in the book/movie itself and then also people seeing the movie complaining about the same part with the games because it wasn't as interesting as the ones in the OG trilogy? The Capitol is basically the same as almost every one of us.
And let's face it - we see the Capitol and its citizens as bad because we get to see it in the OG trilogy through Katniss's eyes, a girl which was brought up in poverty and knows what real hunger and dealing with this life is but this is almost like comparing a third world country to... Almost every other country. Because the Capitol is loud, it's obsessed with crazy things, shows, fashion trends, etc but this is not too far from our own lives. And we as an audience are shocked by them just because we see them compared to the Districts and their life but in fact, we're living in a world which is so much closer to the Capitol than it is to any of the districts. And it's the same thing happening with Snow. He's charming and uses it to his advantage, and is played by a good-looking actor and people like him just the way people like Snow in TBOSAS.
And another thing I've already seen people commenting on but I still wanna add is that we have these movies which I believe are good adaptations but most of the characters are played by older actors. Like, go look at some actual teenagers and imagine them in these scenes where children are killing and dying... (When's the last time y'all saw a 14yo? Imagine this being an actual victor of these games...)
So yeah, these things really make me think how it's a brilliant story but the concepts we see there are so messed... (And a good proof is how I have way too many thoughts of the games and their making and wanna know more despite how wrong they are...)
#the hunger games#thg series#thg#tbosas#katniss everdeen#the capitol#president snow#president coin#district 13
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I'm voting Kotoko Guilty this round for quite a few reasons. First off, the only other two characters who have been voted guilty are Haruka and Muu. Yk. Minors. Who are already in a shitty mindset, who's verdict will most likely make that worse? Yeah. I would rather not have them beat up by Kotoko. And she WOULD beat them up- she would have beat up Amane if she hadn't been stopped, and Amane is much younger than Haruka and Muu.
I don't even mind her fighting injustice to feel good about herself. I mean, she's still fighting injustice. Regardless of her personal feelings about it, she's still doing good things. It's the way she goes about it that worries me. The article she was reading on her phone states that "more violence than necessary was used". Of course, the article could always be biased, but Kotoko has shown herself to be a violent person. Her call to us to vote everyone else in Milgram as Guilty, regardless of their crime, is a request for us to give her permission to make them her enemy and crush them. She would apply the same amount of force to, say, Yuno- someone who simply had an abortion because she didn't want the baby- as a person who kidnapped a child.
Kotoko sees everything in black and white. Yuno's "crime" of an abortion is just as evil as Haruka's crime of murder. Here's a reminder of the character's crimes (from my understanding):
Haruka: killed out of desperation to be seen, to have his mother finally acknowledge him after he wasn't good enough (ie, neurotypical) to keep up with the other kids.
Yuno: Had an abortion because she didn't want the baby. She didn't have some tragic reason why, she had a normal life. She was simply doing as she pleased.
Fuuta: Took part in cancel culture, which ended up doxxing a minor and she took her own life. He didn't want to accept responsibility for this, but it was clearly weighing on his mind.
Muu: She bullied others with her friends, and then her friends turned on her. She reached out to a classmate for help, but didn't receive any. Muu stabbed her in a panic, after alluding to either her or the classmate dying at the end of all of this.
Shido: Medical malpractice ? I think ? It's still not clear to me idk
Mahiru: Abused her boyfriend until he offed himself due to her sheltered life and toxic positivity. She feels as though she can't change, and she wants someone to love even if it hurts both of them.
Kazui: Lied about romantically loving his wife so that he could fit in to society at large. When he finally opened up about his feelings, the shock of it all caused his wife to end her life. He cared for her, but can't continue lying like this.
Amane: Killed her abuser, and is clinging to religion to both justify it to herself and comfort herself.
Mikoto: Still unclear whether he or John did the murder, how many murders there were, who was murdered, etc. The focus isn't exactly on the murder, moreso how mentally ill people are pushed to their limit with no support or help from others and the unhealthy coping mechanisms that can arise from that.
She tells us to throw away our sympathy. But understanding and kindness and sympathy are so so so important- not just in Milgram, but everywhere else, too. Yes, these are just characters, but a popular theory is that they represent societal issues. And I do believe that's true. They may not be real, but they represent real problems real people face. By ignoring the nuance, we blindly swing at whatever we're told is "guilty". Kotoko only attacked the prisoners we announced as Guilty. She won't act on her own moral code, merely the law. We are the law in Milgram, so she follows us.
I adore Kotoko, but her mindset is genuinely dangerous. While this is unlikely (cough, Amane) I hope her Guilty vote will help her. But it probably won't- Guilty votes destroy a person. But I can't vote her Innocent, either. I don't forgive her for her black and white thinking. Thus, she is Guilty to me. I'm very curious how she'll develop after this. I'm a little scared, too, but oh well.
#milgram#textpost#milgram kotoko#kotoko yuzuriha#opinions#milgram voting#if you disagree id love to hear your perspective#about kotoko i mean. shes the focus#i adore her but she scares me also
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Day 156
November 8, 2020
âDies ist der Morgen danach Und meine Seele liegt brach Dies ist der Morgen danach Ein neuer Tag beginnt Und meine Zeit verrintâ
So, yeah: it is the morning after.
Things went well, I guess? Not as I expected at all but, in retrospect, I donât know what the fuck was I thinking about when I imagined things going, letâs put it this way, âsmoothlyâ when it is about things that concern me.
First things first: of course that one of my siblings forgot what I had asked and fucking missed the family meeting! She was kind of apologetic, saying that she really, absolutely had to meet with her boyfriend this very day, but it was still a shitty thing to do, in my opinion. If someone who never does so asks you, explicitly and ahead of time, to please be present for something, I think the least you can do is either commit to it or say outright that you wonât be there. I imagine that she didnât want to be there because she didnât want to be part of the family drama? I donât know and, to be honest, I donât think it really matters. I donât think her presence wouldâve changed the outcome or the others' reactions.
When I found out about them not being there, I had to make a decision. Either I canceled the whole thing or I moved forward. I decided to be respectful to my other sisters (and to my parents) and just go ahead with the thing.
We ate some lunch, had some chit-chat, and then the time came for me to open up and tell them the reason for the family meeting. Instead of going for some kind of preface or explanation, I chose to go for the Aristotelian line of reasoning. In other words: I started with the conclusion.
So I told them what I had told my (remaining and former) friends: âIâm considering transitioningâ.
Letâs start with the positive stuff. My younger sisterâs reaction was almost everything I could have hoped for. She asked me the usual questionsââAre you sure? Have you considered whether you're just gay?â Etc.âand, once I reassured them that yes, I was sure of at least considering the possibility, she seemed to be onboard. No drama thereâat least not for now.
Speaking of drama: my dad cried. Like a lot. And he never cries. It shocked me and it really threw me off, but it was at least an emotional reaction, and he said it was because he was imagining my suffering. Of course I cried during this part as well. And if that had been all, if this was the full report, Iâd say that it went OK. Couldâve been better, but it couldâve been way worse too.
And then we come to the subject of my mom.
Being completely transparent here, this was the reaction that matter to me the most. Not because I love her more than my dad or my sisters, but because sheâs the one I have the closest relationship with. We talk almost every day over the phone and we have long conversations. She genuinely cares for me and my well-being, and does everything in her power to help me. She sends me frozen meals cooked by her, she washes my clothes (and sometimes irons them, against my protestations), and is all around just there for me, you know?
And sheâs also, in her own words, a Roman Catholic. And a traditionalist and all around conservative. Sheâs the type of person that complains that life was better before⊠And she actually means it. Sheâs not a homophobe, but seeing two homosexuals displaying any signs of affection makes her squirm. She doesnât practice her religion much⊠But you wouldnât know it by listening to her. She is, all in all, a proper baby boomer with a pension thatâs a misery but who still thinks that capitalism and our overall system are as good as it's ever going to get.
So now you understand why her reaction was so important to meâand why I dreaded it so much.
I was thinking the other day, trying to see if my memories could help me foresee her reaction⊠And the results were not great.
I remember two instances where she and I didnât agree on important issues and it became a problem. The first was about religionâof course! We had many arguments back in the day, when I was young and stupid (Iâm no longer young, thank you very much). At one point, it got so bad that I used to either work all weekend or escape to my grandparentsâ or a friendâs house in order to avoid arguing with her.
The second time I recall was the time when I told her that I had decided to study philosophy once I was finished with high school. I donât know why, but she lost it. This time we didnât argue so much as she just stopped talking to me and looked at me like I had a disease or something for days.
In both instances, things only got better when I gave in. I just stopped saying out loud what I though about religion at home. I kept my ideas in general to myself and to whoever wanted to listen to me. And I didnât study philosophy after high school.
Come to think of it, thereâs another very important thing my mom and I have never agreed upon⊠And this is the only instance I can think of in which Iâve gone directly against her wishes. My mom doesnât really like that Iâm a writer. She never has. She never asks about it, nor has she never expressed any words of support for me regarding it. In fact, she always asks, âwhen are you going to get a real job?â whenever she can. And Iâve been pretty serious about writing (at least as much as an asshole like me can be about anything) for the past⊠Decade? Whoa! Times flies away indeed.
And yet, in spite of her lack of support and constant sabotage, I havenât given in. And every time sheâs been happy because I got a âreal jobâ in the past ten years, for one reason or another, Iâve felt myself dying a little inside.
You can tell Iâm delaying the inevitable, canât you?
So, what happened? Nothing awful. At least not dramatically awful or anything like that. She didnât disavow of me or ask me to leave, no. She just stood there, by my side, looking straight ahead (and perhaps avoiding looking at me?) and didnât say a single thing. Not one word came out of her mouth. She didnât cry like my dad nor asked questions like my sister. She just stood there, stone-faced and seemingly in shock. She said something about it being âmy lifeâ and âmy businessâ (or something to that effect) and then avoid talking about it for the rest of the evening.
A part of me wants to believe that sheâll change her attitude regarding this, that maybe one day sheâll say that itâs OK, that she loves me and sheâll embrace me and say something like âI love you just the way you are. I always have and I always will.â Yeah, well, I didnât say that I was a good writer.
Another part of me, the more cynical or realistic one, tells me that no, that this is it. That I have to continue forward and make my decisionâwhether to transition or notâregardless of my momâs support⊠Or lack thereof. That a decision as important as this one can only be made from my center, from whatever makes me me. That it cannot depend on external approval of any kind, my momâs included.
So here I am, the morning after, wondering whether thisâll be like religion or me studying philosophy⊠Or like being a writer. This is perhaps the greatest, cruelest test to my incipient transness. Will I go forward or will I go back? Can I? Today, I donât know. Maybe tomorrow. Definitely, one day, I hope I will know for sure.
Until then, with love,
ZZ
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What do you think of demisexual jesper?:)
I think that, even if he didn't label himself as demisexual, he wouldn't have the relationship with sex and dating that the series and part of the fandom peg him to have. This is just my personal opinion and interpretation, but I believe Jesper to be the goofy boy who flirts all the time but is inherently a romantic at heart. he cares about his first kiss but mostly about his first time: I think he would fuck up (because when doesn't he?) and perhaps drunk-kiss people, and then being the massive people pleaser that he is he would just go with the flow of the rumors about him.
I personally don't give much weight to labels, I just wholeheartedly think that Jesper is not a slut, that he is loyal, a romantic, that he doesn't want to have sex with whoever he meets and that, on the contrary, he just wants to have sex with the person he loves. the vision of jesper that I see around feeds into harmful-ish bisexual stereotypes in my opinion, and it shocks me because I didn't read him like that: I read him like those 17 years old boys I knew from high school that would joke about sex all the time, say they went on countless dates and that they had the biggest dicks, and they were just... virgin boys who joke-flirted and joke talked about sex. that's closer to jesper in my vision than accomplished town slut who, at 17, fucked the whole of ketterdam into submission (and yes, matthias was obviously not serious there, he was just stressing how flirty Nina and jesper are, not claiming their body count // since we also know that Nina, although working in a pleasure house, surely doesn't sell her body).
so yeah I do love demisexual jesper, I think jesper would fit into the demisexual community rather than the whore community (again, I know it's a different world and age but! he is 17!). from how I read it: yes, there's a couple hinted rumors about slut jesper (mostly from kaz's perspective), but they could just be rumors, especially because most of the time... yes, he flirts. but he flirts like a loser! and he had a waffle date with a girl he even forgot to cancel. and he kissed wylan before certain death only for the kiss to be tasteless and meaningless and to find out that that was not wylan. and he had a crush-idealization on his best friend / boss (and who doesn't have crush-idealizations at 15? I did! most (queer) people I know did, mostly on close friends they admired and felt safe with). yes, there's these things in the books but... the way he interacts with wylan, talks about the kiss(es) with wylan... that's very demisexual to me! and even if it wasn't, that's very far away from the town slut idea of him that runs around lately. that's a very human thing (to want to have sex with someone you trust and love, and not casually): he could be a boy who loves sex and has a good relationship with sex, because that's also very much part of the human experience but 1. if he had sex around it wouldn't be healthy, it would be self-destructive because jesper in the Barrel is self-destructive but 2. he doesn't talk and think like a person who even had sex once, let alone countless times, so I genuinely don't understand where slut jesper comes from
also, if you want to deepen the demisexual jesper thing, there's a fic by Randomcat1832 that is all based on jesper's relationship with sex (ace / demi jesper) [I still have to read it but it's been recommended to me as a very good fic] and a couple other fics by nura (@americanbeautiies) that mention / hint demi jesper (here and here) and that I really enjoyed!
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scuttles in here with mr. krabs noises. could you possibly do some romantic stuff with dan gansley? i love my unlucky boy very much but thereâs literally nothing for him and seeing him in the master list got me so excited.
DAN GANSLEY DATING HEADCANONS
synopsis⊠headcanons about dating dan gansley!
ft. dan gansley, mera salamin (mentioned), indus tarbella (mentioned)
tags⊠epithet erased spoilers, relationship study
word count⊠822
a/n⊠seeing this ask in the morning genuinely woke me up grinning and delighted like THIS is the reason we made this blog!! i humbly offer you food â do enjoy!! (i think my excitement is obviousâŠ) ⧠đŠ
đ©êšïžđȘ You are Godâs strongest soldier.
đ©êšïžđȘ Dan is a good guy, honestly, but heâs also consistently dangerous to be around for a variety of reasons. (Mostly the horrific luck. The crime too.)
đ©êšïžđȘ I can just imagine him trying to rizz you up and then when he goes to lean on the wall he falls over, and then falls down the stairs that are conveniently there as you watch, dumbfounded.
đ©êšïžđȘ He fancies himself a smooth-talker, but he is sweating BULLETS anytime heâs confronted with having to have a conversation with you heâs a WRECCKKKKK.
đ©êšïžđȘ I imagine heâll fall for you because you almost seem to cancel out his bad luck. You remember his keys, help him out when heâs using his abilities, and you wait for him, never straying too far ahead.
You watch as Dan pats his pockets, brow furrowing and moustache moving as he scrunches his face in realisation. As heâs about to lament loudly for everyone to hear about how he lost his keys, you swoop in like an angel and take his hand, leaving the item in his palm. He stares at them as you simply walk away, then he looks up at you. For once, Dan Gansley is shocked into silence.
đ©êšïžđȘ Youâre kind of his blessing in disguise, and everyone can kind of tell his soft spot for you.
đ©êšïžđȘ Despite this⊠when heâs actually in the process of falling in love, heâs a bit stuck by a river in Egypt for a hot second.
đ©êšïžđȘ It probably takes someone like Mera or Indus to mention how obvious the crushing is, or already congratulating him on a relationship that doesnât exist yet.
đ©êšïžđȘ Being the easily flustered guy he is, heâd sputter and insist that theyâre dead wrong, but the deadpan or blank look he gets in response makes him realise he probably has to think deeper about what you two are.
đ©êšïžđȘ UGH, can you imagine his confession?? He probably tries to create this grand gesture of affection for you and itâs all on fire (literally) by the end of it. Heïżœïżœïżœs convinced heâs ruined it. And yet you just take his hand??? And return his feelings?????? Dan Gansley could die right now and heâd die the happiest man on the planet.
Itâs over. Well and truly over. Dan stares on in horror at the display he had prepared for you in flames. It had been going so well, too well, and it just had to go wrong while youâre standing in front of him. âAhâ d-donât look! Listen, I have another thing to show you; something, uh, better!â He insists, the wild magic already manifesting in his hands. âIâll do something, prove Iâm worthy of yourâŠâ He trails off when your hand takes his, and the magic vanishes into the air as you meet. Dan glances up at you questioningly before noticing the amusement shining in your eyes and the gentle smile you give him. He understands, and he returns with a lopsided grin of his own.
đ©êšïžđȘ That post like âif i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so muchâ??? Yeah thatâs the dynamic.
đ©êšïžđȘ Omgggg youâre like those parents who are so affectionate with one another it makes the children (Mera) groan loudly and crave death.
âMera, if you do not take care of the paperwork, Dan Gansley over here, ah, is gonna hit on his beautiful partner in front of you for all to seeââ âOH GOD NO FINE I'M DOING IT IâM DOING IT.â
đ©êšïžđȘ (Credit to đŠ for that one.)
đ©êšïžđȘ You are the richest person in the world, if you count your Gansley bucks. (However, this dumbass does expect payment with them for kisses.)
đ©êšïžđȘ Talks big and hits on you, but shoot right back with flirtation of your own and heâs down for the count god rest his soul.
đ©êšïžđȘ Youâre introduced with your surname being Gansley at least once. At LEAST. He can be so confident at the most inconsistent moments.
đ©êšïžđȘ When people ask about your relationship he likes to weave tales about how heâs your daring hero and you depend on him and his power. Please butt in with the truth and youâll bear witness to this man beet red in the face.
âAhhh, you shouldâve been there!â Dan laughs, as if remembering a fond memory. âThere was a pit, right in the middle of the railroad, and though I was at my witâs end, I saved my dearest with aââ âHold on. Werenât you half-covered in gold for that entire chase?â You, passing by, interrupt. Dan pauses, and drops his head down as the other begins to laugh while you tell the real story.
đ©êšïžđȘ Heâs slightly afraid of endangering your life, what with his bad luck. Heâd hate to lose you. Where would he be without his angel?! (Which, actually, became his favourite nickname for you.)
đ©êšïžđȘ Ugh I wrote so much for this i love him too much. Live laugh love Dander Fun Gansley.Â
#đŠ's writings#đ©êšïžđȘ request !#anime campaign#anime campaign imagines#anime campaign x reader#dan gansley#dan gansley x reader#dan gansley imagines
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Oliver and why he's Going to Hell (a rant)
It's hard to write a character when you know they're gonna go to hell in the end. Or at least when they die. You've aligned them to being morally good, fighting against evil, and yet when they die, they're sent away while some of the people they've fought against are sent to heaven. Not for things they did in the past. But because of things they've always done.
Oliver's deeds as a hero and his support to the team do not cancel out the fact that he mutilated and bioengineered people into monstrosities and continued to do it throughout his career (as of now). Sure, it helps that he tests everything (that he shows to the public) he makes before he uses it on the people he trusts and loves. But it's not good that he's tested it (being prototypes and first time experiments) on unwilling and unknowing subjects. I'm not just talking about rats or mice, I'm talking about people. He grew and made people in his lab so he wouldn't have to kidnap and experiment on someone who already had a life and a future. He made people to essentially kill them. Sure, they didn't have a sense of consciousness in later versions he created since the screaming of brutality and begging for mercy was a lot, but I mean?? He saw the only problem being the defiance and not the "No, please! Don't do this!"???
He lives with the trauma of seeing his parents die at a young age. Of getting disowned by the last bits of family he had left. Of one of his experiments going wrong and terribly electrocuting him, scarring him for life. Yes, he's suffered. Yes, he's not all mentally well. But he continues to do unethical things and sees no reason to stop when his methods give good results. He does experiment on himself when he knows the results won't end with him dead, but if he needs to take something apart to get answers then he'll resort to growing a clone/life form of that species.
I believe in the idea that if you do bad things in the past and change and grow as a person in the future, you'll be considered a good person in the eyes of judgement. I believe that people can be redeemed and bettered if they work on themselves and prove they've changed with time, as well as genuinely believe in the good they do afterwards. I feel like Oliver, if he decides to change later on, can be able to make it to heaven in the afterlife. But as he is right now, he's going to hell.
I imagine it going something like this. Oliver dies in a lab incident. He begins to go up to heaven, a bit nonchalant about just dying. He walks up to this big gate that has many different entries to it, going up to one of them and waiting to be allowed inside. When he gives them his name, they don't find it on their list anywhere. He's shocked and terrified. They tell him to check "downstairs", as he's sent plummeting through the skies to the hells below. The gates are like mirror image of what heaven has, minus the clouds and the bright golden color. It has a rusty look to it, the entire place a wasteland of firey rocks and magma. Oliver sheepishly goes to enter, and is horrified when they tell him he's on the list. He begs and asks why. The stuff I said above is told to him. Bioengineering with malicious intent. Modifying subjects against their will. Creating life just to take it away. And then he's ushered inside.
TLDR: Oliver is going to hell because he does cruel experiments and causes suffering even though he helps save the universe. If he stops his cruel methods and finds a different way that doesn't involve killing people or mutilating them, then he can go to heaven.
"b-but galans you wrote him đ„ș" yeah and it hurts me that he's gonna go to hell so i want him to have character development at some point where he changes his methods
"so why don't you just write that now you don't tell us much about him anyway we would have never known" i want you to know he's a silly boy when it comes to being friends with people and most of his inventions but his experiments suck and I CAN FIX HIM!!!!!!!!!!
i may just redeem him in his side story (which im on the fence about making a blog for since so many of you said "yeah make one!!" but also showed you had no interest in engaging with it which to me defeats the purpose of you guys saying i should make it, if you want it to happen then you'd want to see it that's my logic)
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hi!!! ive sent all the Logan asks but i have more thoughts to add after thinking some more. so logan and oscar have known each other their like entire youth racing career and i had this idea in my head that logan and oscar sub together sometimes. you also said in one of ur posts that logan has been with his dom the longest so on that note what do you think their routine is, bc weâve established that charles is a subby little thing and Pierre is more of a âlet me do my own thingâ, so what do you think logan is cuz i kind of see him being like attached but in like a possessive way yk? anyways have a wonderful rest of your day/night. Xx
*deep breath* LOGAN AND OSCAR!!! Iâm obsessed. I have so many thoughts.
So yeah even with this, you and Logan have been together for a very long time. Oscar genuinely can't remember a time where you weren't with Logan. Logically he knows he's known Logan since before you two got together, but it doesn't feel like there's ever been a time where you and Logan weren't a couple, where you weren't Logan's dom.
Logan hates going out without you, will spend the whole evening grumbling about how much he misses you and he quite literally threw a drink at a poor dom who dared to ask him to dance one time. So yeah, needless to say you're always with them when they go out because Logan will be straight up insufferable if you aren't.
Oscar never really minded it, because you and Logan have never been overly coupley. Even when Logan is literally sitting on your lap, you still don't make anyone feel left out.
However, I think Oscar sometimes felt bad around you and Logan, not because of anything the two of you did. But more because he had been trying to find something like what you and Logan have for years and he's been unsuccessful?
He's never had a dom for more than a weeks aside from a team dom, and he's never had a team dom that he really connected with. And then he's faced with you and Logan who have been together for so long that you're practically glued together at this point and Oscar wants that so fucking bad.
Oscar never asks to join you and logan in a scene, because he knows the way you two are. He knows it's not unheard of for friends to scene together, especially if one or both of them are lacking a scening partner. In fact many of his friends had offered before.
But he never imagined he would get an offer from you and Logan, because you two are so obviously made for each other that the mere thought of someone else joining you two is ridiculous.
Maybe Logan finds Oscar in subdrop? Oscar cancels on dinner with him and Logan goes to check on him. He finds Oscar curled up on the floor of his apartment, crying his eyes out and wrapped in a blanket, convinced he's the worse sub ever and completely unlovable. Logan helps him, looks after him as best he can.
And right before he leaves, he makes Oscar promise to come to him if he needs to submit and not go to the dom who did this to him. Oscar is confused, because Logan is a sub too. Logan explains that he means him and his dom, that you and Logan will help Oscar.
Oscar is shocked, both at the fact that Logan is offering this and at the fact that Logan seems confident you'll agree to it.
Logan knows you'll agree because he's discussed it with you many times, toying with the idea of offering Oscar a place in scenes with you because he knows Oscar needs stability. If it were anyone else, Logan would never agree to it. The idea of anyone submitting to you makes his skin crawl, except for Oscar. Oscar can do it.
You're convinced Oscar will never agree to it, until one night a few months later when you are out with Logan and some friends, including Oscar. You and Logan are cuddling in the booth, sharing a gin and tonic (as in, drinking from the same glass because you got one and Logan wanted one but didnt want to move) when Logan spots Oscar dancing with a dom. Which is fine, he's a grown man. He can do that.
But then the dom starts kissing Oscar right on the dance floor, kissing him hard, wrapping a hand around his throat. Instantly you and Logan are both on alert, because no dom should do that without discussing it first and Oscar clearly just met this guy.
Oscar comes back to the booth a few minutes later, looking very disheveled and Logan relaxes, thinking that now he's back and safe. Except he only came to grab his phone and keys and tells you both he's going home with a dom he met.
Logan grabs his wrist, standing up from your lap and pulling him closer.
"Come with us," Logan tells him, "don't go with that dom, we both know it's dangerous. We'll help you, please."
To your surprise, Oscar agrees and you end up with two subs that night.
After that, Oscar joining you and Logan happens more and more. He never says much, never explains why he needs this or whether he has a new dom or not.
But there's this unwritten agreement that you and Logan are his most permanent scene partners, even as he bounces from dom to dom outside of that.
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Bungo Stray Dogs - Kafka Asagiri/Sango Harukawa Volumes 7-8: âI like Dazai a normal amount,â she lied - A commentary (*anime spoilers)
-JINKO ATSUSHI AND DAZAI ON THE COVER, HERE WE GO
-THE COLORED PAGE OF DAZAI AND ATSUSHI, I LOVE THEM IT'S BEAUTIFUL
-it kind of amazes me that higuchi had to look at dazai's records to learn who he is. it amazes me that he isn't a local legend turned into ghost story for the newer mafia members
-could it actually be that cruelty "bores him, really"? current dazai isn't cruel. he's many things, but not cruel. could it be that he actually got so desensitized to it, that from cruel he turned to not cruel because it all became boring?
-i need to know, asagiri-sensei, did you sense that dazai would become so popular, did you hope, did you have a hunch. i had the same question on aot's levi, and i had it answered
-that's what i'll be saying if present timeline dazai gets transferred to the port mafia too: "why would mori-san, a paragon of rational logic..."
-DAZAI IS SO PRETTY, I CANNOT. i mean, erhm, yes, plot, interesting, very
-great job at drawing Q scary enough to justify dazai's "!" reaction. great job (i first wrote "dazai's shocked reaction," but "shock" feels too heavy of a word for dazai)
-i can just picture atsushi lamenting for all the clothes and shoes he destroys when he transforms
-okay no, that's decidedly an untainted eyes shocked dazai, when he realizes what "for his safety" meant. also my, what poofy hair for manga dazai <3. erhm, i mean, plot, yes, interesting, very (*i jest, i love the plot)
-but also, dazai's safety? really? what would anyone do to him in this situation? he'd cancel Q's and atsushi's abilities. nonsense, they just wanted him to not do that. great moment for atsushi though
-i mean, even the fact that you'd think of going so far as to "ponder the morality behind your[the agency's] plans" is progress for you, my dearest dazai
-THE BITCH SLAP, I LOVE THAT MOMENT
-"i have no right to whisk you away from your own past" that's such an interesting notion
-"stop feeling sorry for yourself. as long as you do, your life will be an unending nightmare."
-state of dazai's neck bandages: they're always there! always there!
-pff louisa is adorable
-genuinely, i'd like to see just a glimpse on what dazai has on chuuya, on kouyou, on everyone that's so terrified of his capacity to blackmail them/keep them quiet
-okay, but the spread of dazai pointing a gun at ango. iconic. ango's seen dazai for two seconds and he's already exhausted. dazai is tainted-eyed. all is well.
-i mean, ango having wiped your record clean is a Pretty Big Thing, dazai, you have to admit
-the walking whiplash that is dazai
-i think this is a great arc to show what exactly dazai does with information. how he makes educated guesses and plans, how he gets more info, how he reacts and adapts based on what he learns. later on, at least in the anime, after you've taken for granted that yeah okay dazai is a genius and probably has fifty plans hatching in secret, and with all the mind-fuckery going on, it's easy to forget that it's an actual process that he goes through, and it's very nicely laid-out in this comparatively more small-scale conflict
-man, i do love atsushi, he's so. SO! adorable, sweet, pure little flower, pinch-his-cheeks, feed him a cookie, pat his little head, protecc him.
-TAINTED EYES KYOUKA
-why is atsushi "the guide to this book," did we ever learn?
-DAZAI'S WIDE EYE WHEN HE SEES THE MARK ON KUNIKIDA! also, kunikida my man, what did you do to the poor trees, i didn't think you were like that
-i love the translator for translating "hohh?" as "hohh." you could have said "oh?" but you went with "hohh?"
-lucy calls atsushi "a poor lil stray cat," cat-theme, cat.
-lucy is an ada/pm shipper confirmed, and highly relatable
-CHUUUUUYA
-idk man, i think atsushi is a very compelling MC
-me: ffs, akutagawa, stop it with needing dazai's praise so desperately. also me, when dazai tells atsushi "you did really well": omg he praised us :") he said "really well" omg :') dazai omg :")
-dreamy princess dazai on the cover
-i see you fukuzawa, on the same spread with dazai. REMEMBER DAZAI, YOUR BLACK SHEEP SON, FUKUZAWA?! REMEMBER HIM?!
-dazai: "haaaaah... i can't muster the energy for anything..." relatable
-I AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE ALWAYS-THERE NECK BANDAGES EVEN IN THE TINIEST MOMENTS
-EIGHT YEARS AGO, LITTLE WHITTLE 14-YEAR-OLD DAZAI, HE'S SUCH A KIDDIE, LOOK AT HIS BIG EYES
-isn't it funny how it's basically because of atsushi's suggestion that the agency starts communicating with the port mafia and they start cooperating regularly? isn't it funny how our Sweet Summer Child MC did that
-pardon me, i don't like what i'm saying either, but why is mori-san so babydoll when talking to fukuzawa. he's extra smiley and sparkly
-see, see, dazai says it clearly to mori-san, "i don't want to team up with you either." PLEASE take tanizaki-kun!
-"twin dark"? double black is translated as twin dark in the manga? interesting.
-chuuya so fine
-WHAT IS THIS PAGE OF SMOL CHUUYA AND SMOL DAZAI LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AS THEY'RE BEING SEPARATED! WHAT IS THIS TINY Q WITH HIS SLIPPERS
-chuuya so smol :")
-"and there was only one doorknob" (*on dazai and chuuya both reaching out to open the door)
-you say you drank wine to celebrate that dazai left, chuuya, but all i'm hearing is "i got myself drunk 'cause i couldn't deal with it all"
-why does chuuya look so concerned that the curse hit our agency, what
-ah yes, my ship, walking bag of bandages/hat rack
-anime, manga, anywhere i see chuuya call dazai's name in concern, i just melt, i cannot. icannotcope
-chuuya "herding dog," mafia, dogs, my point.
-"and i hope your hat seizes your consciousness and kills you"??? that's creative.
-i almost said "chuuya is such a sweetheart," ffs. HE IS NOT, but you know what i mean. running to dazai, telling him he can't die in a place like this...
-is that a bare elbow i see? IS THAT A BARE ELBOW BEYOND THE CAST, NO BANDAGES?! dazai you minx
-CHUUYA'S SO SHORT COMPARED TO DAZAI, I CANNOT <3
-"TWIN DARK SIDEKICK"?! that's a low blow, dazai
-dazai's so starry-eyed at corruption
-is chuuya conscious through corruption? does he remember what he's supposed to do, does he remember what he's done after?
-DAZAI LEFT CHUUYA BEHIND AND WENT HOME?! JESUS CHRIST, DAZAI!!! ffs.
-is there anything more terrifying than having dazai bring you flowers and a fruit basket. you know nothing's good coming out of it
-so what we are saying is a) dazai and his tainted eyes either predicted the guild would attack ango or arranged the mystery vehicle attack for blackmail reasons, most likely the latter, which, fine, and b) that dazai fiddled with the airbag of the exact vehicle ango would take? what if he'd taken another vehicle? dazai, let's talk.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ERASED YOUR ENTRANCE EXAM FROM YOUR MEMORY, TANIZAKI, EXPLAIN! WHAT HAPPENED, HOW BAD WAS IT!
-"WIMPIEST IN THE WEST/WIMPIEST IN THE EAST" AHAHAHA
-"stagger," "cough," coughing blood, bring our boy aku-kun to yosano-san ffs (CAN she heal him? how much can she heal?)
-even though dazai and ranpo are both geniuses and both reach similar conclusions, their individual brand of genius just FEELS different. dazai's a strategist and a coordinator, ranpo is a puzzle-solver. it just tastes different, even though the result is the same-ish
-there's something so sweetly non-MC-heroic about atsushi telling dazai they should cancel the plan and find shelter when he learns the moby dick will drop on top of the agency. you think it's gonna destroy just the agency? the general populace doesn't even cross his mind on that instant, and it's so naively sweet
-atsushi's so strong, mentally. he struggles so much and he is so strong, fighting against himself, against his upbringing, and coming up on top. i'm sure he has no idea, but there is such strength in his choices and his actions
-okay, but hear me out. i want tanizaki to be the one to go to pm, no question about that, BUT. wouldn't it be interesting if atsushi was the one to go, and there was a repeat history of the new double black, only this time it would be atsushi dragging aku-kun towards the light kicking and screaming rather than two darklings enabling each other? an interesting thought. anyway, yes, please take tanizaki.
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(@yonemurishiroku wanted a part 2 so I'm gonna keep going!)
Leo was discharged only a few hours later, with a black right eye, cracked ribs, scraped skin and bruises all over his body, especially this big gnarly one on his back, along with a re-fractured left leg. His limp would be even worse now.
He had Jason make all the phone calls to cancel the wedding, hating that they hired and paid so many people only to have their hard work go to waste at the last second. He kinda hoped that the baker would send him the cake anyway, or at least give it to a homeless shelter or something, instead of just dumping it in the trash. He hated wasting food, he always had. That was one of the things they used to fight about.
They had him doped up to the gills when he was wheeled out of the emergency room, so it was a bit of a blur, but he remembered Nico's face turn from confusion to shock and horror, then to murderous rage, and finally to sympathy as he looked over at him. He remembered being laid down across the backseat, his head laying on Nico's thighs, and wishing he'd brought a pillow because they weren't as soft and cushioned as Jason's.
Yeah, he was muscular, visibly so in his arms and upper chest. But over the years, his body became softer. Some may see that as a failure, but Jason was pushing himself too hard, trying to be the golden boy, trying to look perfect, be perfect. It was only when he got together with Nico, from what Leo knew, that he realized it wasn't healthy. That it was a disorder.
Because Nico had struggled with that too. Not the same way, his was more the 'vomit after every meal' kind than the 'work out until you pass out' kind.
He remembered getting picked up by Jason and carried into the house, laid on a bed and tucked in. He was out like a light, and fell into the first dreamless sleep he'd had in... Forever.
When he woke up, he was greeted by two friendly faces and a sharp pain in his side. "Ow... Hi."
"Hey there, bolide." Nico cooed, almost like he was a kid. Strangely enough, though, he didn't mind. "Sounds like you need your medicine." He reached for it, but Jason stopped him.
"He needs to eat first. The instructions on the bottle say not to take it on an empty stomach."
Leo groaned. He knew he needed to eat, and he was hungry. But he didn't want anyone watching him while he ate. Of course, he knew neither one of them were anything like... Like her. But it still made his empty stomach sour with anxiety.
Part of him liked when it did that, because as long as he was genuinely nauseated with discomfort, it took his mind off of the churning, hungry acid burning a hole in his abdomen from the inside out, metastasizing like a cancer, seeping the strength from his body. Mealtimes were the worst part, having a full plate of food in front of him and only being able to get a bite or two before his fiancee became disgusted by him, so he has to stop just as he was starting to give his body hope. But he was glad for them, if it wasn't for that, he would've passed out a few times. He always felt like he was about to, anyway.
Only at night was he allowed relief, and even then, it wasn't every day, he didn't wanna risk her finding out, so he limited himself to once every few nights. Fullness was never the norm for him as a kid, what with the 'being homeless half the time and stuck in an abusive foster family the other half' thing, even before his mama died, they were poor, and she did her best to spare him from hunger, but sometimes... It wasn't enough.
Fullness had become expected as he got more stable in life. But now, it had become a treat that was reserved only for when he was being especially good.
He was sucked back into the present with the shake of a pill bottle being set down for him. "You go and make him some breakfast, ok?" He told Nico, who nodded and went off to the kitchen. "Hey, I'm gonna help you sit up, ok?" He nodded and braced himself for his touch.
He had to brace himself for any touch at all now.
"I should've known something was off when she wouldn't let us in the house." Jason muttered, slinking his arm under his back, carefully avoiding his bruise. "I should've known when you stopped calling us. I should've known when you stopped talking as much when we called you, I mean... You never shut up." Jason sat next to him on the bed. "Can... Can I hug you?" Leo just nodded again, and let his strong, gentle arms wrap around him, his cheek resting on the top of Leo's head, his hand lightly thumbing over the non-broken ribs, grotesquely protruding harshly enough to see through his shirt. "Oh, cub..." He could feel Jason's voice vibrate in his chest, a deep, husky rumble.
He looked up at Jason. "Cub?"
He smirked. "Yeah, like a lion cub. Because your name is Leo."
Leo rolled his eyes. "Ok, ok."
Nico opened the door with a plate of eggs and pancakes in one hand, a glass of milk in the other. "Hey, caminetto." He sat on Leo's opposite side and set everything down on a side table. "How are you feeling?"
"Better now." I took the plate in one hand, the fork in the other, and... "I'm sorry, can you two um... L-leave the room for a minute?"
A look of concern washed over their faces, and honestly, he understood why. They both probably asked for the same thing so they could get away with starving themselves.
After a minute, though, they both seemed to silently agree not to fight him. They just left the room, and as soon as they did, he started eating. They gave him so much that he couldn't eat more than half of it, he could feel his stomach stretch inside of him. he drank all his milk, though, and took the pill he was supposed to take. After a while, Jason knocked. "Are you finished?"
"Yeah..." Leo sighed, finally satisfied, and laid a hand on his stomach. Jason and Nico came back in.
"Why didn't you finish your breakfast, cub?"
"Couldn't fit..." He yawned. "... Took pill. Back to sleep..."
Nico looked over to Jason, worried. "I tried not to give him more than he could handle..." He muttered. Leo heard, but pretended he didn't.
Jason shrugged. "Maybe his stomach shrunk more than we thought."
Nico turned to him. "Ok, if you need to go to the bathroom or something, just tell one of us, we'll carry you."
Leo laughed a little, before realizing they were serious. "... Oh. Because of the leg?" He asked. "Didn't they send me home with crutches?"
Nico sighed. "Yes. But we're worried that you won't have the strength to use them for a while. The doctor said that you're terribly frail and lethargic, and should be in bed as much as physically possible. You wanna get better fast, don't you?"
Leo nodded. "... Maybe once I get better, I can go back to her place and try to win her over."
Nico's face went paler, which Leo didn't think was possible until now.
"Absolutely not." Jason scolded, sitting on one side of the bed.
Nico sat on his other side. "... Why would you want to anyway? Why would you want her back?"
Leo shrugged. "... I... I love her."
"... I know. Really, I do. I mean, I loved my stepmom, and she's the whole reason I struggle with the things I do. But I can't let you go back there."
He leaned on Jason's shoulder. "But-"
"No. I'm never letting you go in that house ever again."
"But... What about my stuff? It's all still in in our..." A lump caught in his throat. It wasn't their house anymore. It never really was. "... In her house."
Nico sighed. "We'll get it for you, ok?" He put a hand on Leo's back, which made him freak out. One minute, he was fine, the next, he's curled up and cowering in fear, about to cry. "Oh fuck, I'm sorry! I'm so so so sorry, are you alright? God, fuck, how could I... Are you gonna be alright?" He couldn't get the words out from between the hiccuping sobs. "... Hey, hey, it's ok. Do you want a weighted blanket or something? It's... It feels like getting a hug without having to be touched. Would that help?"
Shakily, Leo nodded. "Th-that sounds nice, that sounds really nice..."
"Ok." His voice was so gentle and soothing, again, almost like he's talking to a hurt child. But again, Leo didn't mind. "Jason, you go get the weighted blanket, ok?"
The next thing Leo knew, a comforting weight was draped around his shoulders, and he almost instantly melted into it. It wasn't long before he laid down and closed his eyes, in that blissful half-asleep half-awake state where he felt the bodies of Nico and Jason gently smush him on either side, and heard their voices cooing over him, but didn't register the words, or care.
All he knew is that he felt safe.
The first time she hit him, he was shocked.
Not because he hadn't been hit before. But because all those people that hit him were cold and cruel and drunk. And she was nothing like that. She was completely sober, and she was normally so warm, so loving and kind and sweet. Even she looked surprised, glancing down at her hand and back up at his face like she was having trouble connecting the dots.
He was, too. One moment, she was screaming in his face, and the next, she was standing there in silence, and his cheek stung. He could even feel a small cut from the gem in her engagement ring.
It was a long time before either of them spoke, but eventually, she broke the silence.
"... Don't look at me like that. You know I didn't mean it, right?" She asked, her voice straining to be even and calm, but wavering with barely-disguised desperation. "I'd never hurt you on purpose, I just get so wound up sometimes and... I act without thinking. I'm so sorry, baby."
Leo nodded. "I-I know. It's ok." He cringed at his stutter, making him look weak, making him look like a kicked puppy. Which, in all honesty, is exactly how he felt. "Well, if you're so sorry, can you, um... P-patch me up, at least?"
Her expression soured. "You know how to do it yourself, don't you?" She asked. "The bandages are in the medicine cabinet."
He nodded and smiled, walking off to the bathroom and locking the door behind him. He decided not to dress the wound right away, and instead to take a shower.
So she wouldn't hear him crying.
She used to make him feel happy, make him feel... Safe.
From there, it only got worse. Now, every nickname, every touch, was nerve-racking. When she hugged him, it felt like a snake coiling itself around him, sizing him up to see if she could swallow him whole.
The anxiety got so bad, he could barely even eat. She judged him when he did, anyway. The only times he didn't feel ashamed was when he snuck to the fridge in the dead of night and frantically stuffed his face. Even then, there was the looming threat of her wandering down for the bathroom or water and seeing him pig out.
It was like one moment, she was the perfect, loving girl that he proposed to, that he would die for, and the next... She was unrecognizable. And all he could do was sit there and take it, and wait for her tantrum to be over so she could apologize and say she didn't mean it, and the cycle would start again.
If he ran, she would just throw something at him, and he didn't fight back because even when she threatened his life, he still loved her, and still didn't want to see her hurt. After a while, he didn't have the strength to anyway.
He didn't wanna call the cops, because nobody would believe him, and he didn't want to be believed, really. He loved her. He didn't want her to go behind bars, he just wished that she would stop. None of his friends knew, either. Come to think of it, he hadn't seen his friends in a while, at least a month or two. Didn't even call them, and every time they called him, he kept it short and acted like everything was normal.
He didn't work either, she insisted he stay around the house, living off of her dad's inheritance money. He rarely had an excuse to leave the house, which he supposed was a good thing, because his leg ached from one of their more intense fights. He should've gone to the hospital, but she reminded him that they're living on a fixed income.
And he was still gonna marry her. Because he's spent too much of his life alone, and nothing is worse than that.
One night, though, things went too far.
"You never even talk to me anymore, let alone come to me when you're upset! I hear you crying, y'know. But do you ever cry for me? No! You cry for your mommy." She grabbed him by the collar. "Your mommy is dead and has been for years, move the fuck on!"
That was it. He couldn't take it anymore. He'd been beaten and broken and insulted and screamed at and he'd taken it all in stride, but that was just too far. "... Y'know why I never cry for you? That's why."
"Oh, what, because I'm not dead yet?"
"Because you're mean!" The words ripped from his throat before he could think.
She looked more enraged than he'd ever seen her before, and grabbed him by the collar. "I'll show you what mean looks like."
He just realized that they were at the top of the stairs. He was waifishly thin by now, and it took no effort for her to throw him down the stairs.
He woke up in a hospital room, noticing the single flower on the side table. It was from Calypso, he thinks she called it a tiger lily. And despite all the trauma and cynicism, for a moment, he smiles. For a moment, his heart flutters, seeing her name in beautiful cursive script that he can't read. She loves me! He thinks. Somewhere deep inside, she does love me!
She does this every time, makes a big romantic gesture to apologize for hurting him, and the trick never gets old. Because even though, deep down, he knows he's been had, he pushes it aside and indulges in the rush of love he feels anyway. It's the only comfort he can get these days.
The door opened, and in came Jason, sitting next to him. "Hey... Heard you fell down the stairs. I hope you remember who I am."
Leo laughed a little. "Yeah, yeah, I remember."
Jason smiled, and then held up a bag. "Oh, Nico bought you this earlier yesterday." He pulled it out, and it was a red floral silk tie. "It's, um... For your wedding tonight. Well, I guess that'll be postponed now, huh?"
Leo looks down at the tie, and he knows he should be happy, but he feels his throat tie in a knot. "About that... I, uh..." This had been on his mind since that first incident, but he banished the thought before it could form. "... I'm not so sure about the wedding anymore."
"Really? Why?"
Suddenly, he was shaking, and he couldn't form words, and his bottom lip was trembling, and oh god... He was crying.
Jason tried to put a hand on his back, but he flinched, and started to panic, breaking into sobs. "Hey, hey, it's ok... It's ok, Leo, it's just me."
He started to calm down, but he was still so scared. He'd always been so scared.
Jason stared at him for a while. "... I'm gonna kill her."
(does anyone want a part 2?)
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Nutella Waffles (overhearing and misunderstanding a conversation/situation) MODERN AU ANGST
Characters:Â Childe, Kazuha, Thoma, Albedo, Kaeya, Zhongli, fem!reader
Warnings: not proofread :D, cheating, fighting, insulting, misunderstanding (duh), pregnancy, sexual innuendos, implying sex, mentions of sex, still SFW though, of course I bent the lore since itâs an AU
Notes: I had trouble with this so I decided to make it a modern AU. Thatâs also why it took so long. I think my brain is starting to run dry XD I mean, thereâs only so much situations/conversations I could think of that could be misunderstood. Still, enjoy!
Childe
"Ah, sorry, Y/N, I canât walk you home today... Maybe tomorrow?â Childe smiled at you, scratching the back of his head, his school bag swung over his shoulder already. He looked like he was in a hurry.Â
Itâs been a few days like this and you really didnât know what was happening. You asked him if he needed help with stuff at home or if he was having a hard time with his homework and if thatâs why he was always rushing off. He would just give you the same smile and wave a hand. âItâs nothing like that,â and then off heâd go.Â
The next day, as you walk towards his classroom during lunchtime you hear him and his friends talking before you even reach the classroom door.Â
âZoe is totally cute,â Childe says. The voice he uses is something that heâd never used on you before. You freeze in your tracks and try to listen in more. âWow, she really is! Great job picking her!â one of his friends said and it sounded as if theyâd hit Childe on the back as a congratulations. âLet me see, let me see,â another one says followed by a gasp. âHave you taken her out yet?â Childe laughs nervously and you know all too well without even looking at him that heâs probably scratching his head. âNo, not yet,âÂ
âDoes your girlfriend know yet?â Someone else asks.
And then you hear a laugh thatâs all too mischievous. All too playful. All too heart-wrenching. âShe doesnât know!â and they continue to laugh.
You turn away and try your hardest not to let tears escape from your eyes. It felt as if you were being laughed at. Like everyone knew that he was cheating. Everyone except you. It doesnât help that there was a Zoe in the other class too. The way his friends laughed made your cheeks heat up in embarrassment and the tears you were so desperately holding back to finally flow through.
You ended up staying in the washroom for the whole of lunch time, staying in a cubicle for an extra few minutes, late for the next class.
Somehow you didnât expect Childe to still show up in your classroom to pick you up for the day and walk you home. You stare at him at the classroom door, your eyes had already gone back to their normal shade, but still glossy. He doesnât notice, he has a big smile on his face that mocks you. Ridicules you.Â
âY/N! Letâs go together today!â Does he feel guilty? Is that why he finally agrees to walk home with you? Cause heâs had his fill of Zoe already? You donât say a word and exit the classroom, going past him. Childe blinks, and turns to watch you walking away from him. âY/N?â
He walks after you, and takes his place next to you. He touches the strap of your backpack, as usual, and says âIâll take this--â
âI got it,â you reply curtly and move away from him. Heâs dumbfounded, eyes still a little wide at your sudden coldness. Now heâs getting anxious. Did he do something wrong? âH-Hey...Y/N, are you mad because I didnât walk home with you the past couple days? See, I was just--â
âIâm not that petty!â You nearly growl at him, holding his gaze for a few seconds before walking off again. Your eyes are starting to prickle with more tears. You just wanted to get home. As soon as you can. Away from him. You didnât have the heart to break up with him face to face. You liked him too much, you knew you wouldnât be able to do it while looking at his handsome face.Â
Then, he snatches your wrist and pulls you back towards him. The school hallways are emptying out, thereâs a few students walking by who ignore the two of you. âThen whatâs the matter? I donât like it when we fight. At least tell me what I did!âÂ
You wrench your wrist away from his and start sniffing. He stands there, shocked at where your tears are coming from. Until you start talking. âI heard you, during lunch time,â his eyebrows furrow. âLunch...time?â He mumbles, not following. âWhen you were talking about your cute Zoe!â He doesnât say anything for a moment and that only confirms your fears.Â
Heâd been looking at other girls, and probably wanting them.
â...Y/N, Zoe is...â Childe scratched his cheek, averting his eyes away.Â
âI donât wanna hear it,â you try to turn away, but he doesnât let you and holds your shoulders with his hands, staring straight at you. âMy dog,â You were crying at this point, and when you hear his next words your eyes narrow. âW-What?â
âZoe is my new dog,âÂ
âB-But your friend asked if you took her out yet...â
âYeah,â Childe tilted his head, âfor a walk?â As you start to connect the dots he takes out his phone and shows you the picture of a cute miniature poodle, it had a collar and a silver tag on it that said âZoeâ. You thought that you might cry again at how cute she was but you just glare up at Childe. âWell, I didnât tell you cause I was gunna surprise you. Iâve been going home early these days cause we had to go visit the pound a few times and finalize the papers and everything...âÂ
âI-Is that true? Is that all it is?â You sniff, now wiping your stupid tears away. Childe smiles down at you and takes your hands away from your face, replacing it with his, thumbing away the streaks of wetness. âY/N, no one can ever replace you,â you sniff and let him dote on you. Youâd been missing him for a while anyway.Â
â...Well except Zoe, maybe Zoe can,â heâs clearly teasing you and you donât hesitate to lift your fist and punch him on the shoulder, earning a small âOw,â from him followed by a laugh. âIâm just kidding, how âbout you come over and visit her today? Itâs only her second day home!â
Thoma
Youâd made an appointment with your friend a long time ago. Just a quick lunch and catch up date. Thoma had graciously volunteered to drive you to the mall where you were meeting up with her.
âYou sure you donât need me to pick you up? Itâs Saturday. Iâm free,â he flashes you a smile, his eyes darting towards you only for a second before going back to the road. âIâll be fine hun, Iâll take the bus home,â you reply to him.
Halfway through your journey he says that he needs to buy something from a convenience store, and so he parks the car properly and grabs his wallet. His phone is on the car phone stand and you pay no heed to it until a soft âdingâ makes you pick your head up to look at the screen.Â
Your best friendâs name pops up, sheâs messaged him and your blood runs cold.
âIâll come over when Y/Nâs gone,â the message read. Your heart is already at your throat, and you donât know what to think. What is this make-believe situation that youâre suddenly in. Is this really happening? Your eyes dart upwards to look at the door of the convenience store. You could see Thoma was still looking at the shelves.
You gulp and you wonder what the right thing to do is. Invade his privacy and peek at his messages? Let it go? Confront him? Cry? Another âdingâ fills up the car.
âHow long is she going to be out? The longer the better. So...â you couldnât read the rest of the message, it being cut off but you were already spiraling down the hole of despair. How could he? Your sweet and loyal Thoma ended up going behind your back with your best friend. You thought you were going to be sick, you actually had to roll the windows of the car down to get some fresh air, just as Thoma came out of the convenience store door with a plastic bag.Â
You couldnât look at him. You couldnât even be in the same space as him. You were going to cancel today with your friend, you didnât think youâd be able to function properly. When he sat on the driverâs seat and saw you looking out the window, he didnât think much of it and revved the engine up. âReady hu--â
âTake me to my sisterâs place,â Thoma blinked and turned to you, confused. âBut, what about your lunch date today, dear?â
âI donât feel like going. My sisterâs place is nearby, just drop me off there,â Your hands were already typing a reply to the friend that you were about to stand up on, but you couldnât even think of what to do or say.Â
âDear is everything okay?â He asked while backing the car up, arm outstretched to your side while heâs looking at the rear. He was appalled by your sudden mood change. You didnât answer but he hears you sniff and he immediately stops the car again. âY/N? Whatâs wrong?â Heâs alarmed that youâre crying and he reaches to cup your chin and tilt it towards him but you move your face away from him.Â
âY/N?â he asked, the confusion in his voice is actually genuine and you can hear a bit of panic in it. âHow long have you been seeing Aya?â you spit the words as if theyâre poison and the car is quiet. You laugh bitterly. âI thought so, cat got your tongue, huh?âÂ
Thoma shook himself out of his confusion to say, âNo, wait, I donât know what you mean,â You scoff at him. Youâre shocked at the amount of resentment you had, you trusted this man and yet this is what happens. âYeah? Why is she sneaking into our house then?â You point at his phone, the screen is still lit up because of the messages and there were more coming in from your best friend.Â
Thoma snatches the phone away from the stand and looks at it. Then, he deflates and slumps back on his seat. âY/N, itâs not what you think,â You hate that line so much. You cross your arms and say, âJust drop me at my sisterâs house,âÂ
âY/N--â
âNOW!â
The drive was quiet. You didnât know what to do. He didnât know what to do. He didnât want to push you but didnât want to drop you off to your sisterâs without explaining as well. So, just before your sisterâs block, he parks on the side and unbuckles his seat belt, then opens your side of the door. âY/N, listen to me,â heâs rarely this assertive, but you still donât listen. Heâs blocking your escape path.Â
âItâs your birthday today,â Thoma starts and you blink, completely forgetting about it. âAyu is sneaking in our house while youâre gone because we were going to set up a surprise for you.â He says slowly, as if heâs talking to a child. Your eyes widen, and you relax in your seat. He gives you his phone and urges you, âGo on, Y/N, you know my passcode right? I donât hide anything from you, you can read the rest,âÂ
You hesitate, but accept his offer and type it in.Â
âHow long is she going to be out? The longer the better. So we can set up the balloons,â
âI got the cake donât forget the candles and lighter,â
Thoma picks up his other hand that had the white plastic bag from the convenience store, he picks up the two items from inside. Birthday candles. And a lighter.Â
Your mouth opens, but you canât say anything and you only bury your face in your hands out of shame. âOh my God, Iâm so sorry Thoma, I--â He manages to let out a laugh and kisses the top of your head. âIâm so stupid. I trust you, I really do, I just--â now youâre not sure if youâre crying out of relief or embarrassment. âIâm so sorry,â You canât say anything else and he only kisses you on the forehead again.
âItâs alright, you can make it up to me by going on that lunch date, okay? You deserve the rest. You havenât cancelled yet have you? Letâs freshen up at your sisterâs place and Iâll send you to the mall,âÂ
You nod your head, small smile on your face. This was gunna be one story to tell in the future.
âOh and it would help if you act surprised when you come home,â Thoma adds with a full laugh that you join in on.Â
Kaeya
"So how are you and Y/N?â
Itâd only been a couple of months of the two of you dating. Kaeya was handsome, gallant and he knew exactly what to say to people. It wasnât a secret that he was quite popular in school.Â
Little old you was just another girl in just another class.
âGood, I think,â Kaeya responds, you smile around the corner, hidden from sight, knowing that he was taking a juice box break with his friends. âItâs a little annoying though,â your smile drops and your head tilts sideways in question. âI canât keep her away and she doesnât even realize how annoying it is,âÂ
Keep me away? You think. Am I too clingy? You hear them exchange words a bit more, but none of the other words process in your head. Their laughter spurs you out of your thoughts and you return to your classroom dumbfounded.Â
When the bell rang for dismissal you immediately packed and walked home by yourself. Kaeya was confused when he arrived at your classroom door, and found that you werenât there anymore. â...Hey, did Y/N go home?â he asked one of your passing classmates. âYeah, she went out pretty fast,â
Now he was worried. Did something happen at home? He takes his phone out as heâs out the school building, tapping your name and calling, only for the call to not even connect. His brows furrow but nonetheless, he goes home for today and types in a message for you.
âHey, you okay? Talk to me if you need something,âÂ
The next day, when he usually waits outside your door for you to come out, he realizes that youâre a little late and further realizes that you werenât going to come out. He wasnât about to knock on your door, your parents didnât know about him yet.Â
He tries to call you again but heâs met with the same result as yesterday. He sighs and looks up at the sky while heâs walking. He hasnât seen you for nearly a full day now, and he doesnât realize how long a full day is until now. He just wants to see your smiling face again and he starts to wonder if heâd done something wrong.Â
By lunchtime, heâs sprinting towards your classroom as soon as the bell rings, wondering if you were there. Indeed, finally, he spots you in your classroom and his shoulders slump in relief only to tense up again when he sees a guy in your class talking to you, and you, smiling happily.Â
âY/N,â he calls out to you, waving his hand. You look away from your conversation to him and he notices how your smile turns into a tight line on your face. His own smile drops, but you walk out of the classroom anyway and address him. âYes?â He blinks down at your tone of voice. âU-Uh... Wanna have lunch together?âÂ
â...But itâs annoying that Iâm clingy right?â The two of you unconsciously move away from the door to out in the hallway, so that youâre not blocking the way of people coming in and out. He narrows his eyes in confusion. Where is this coming from? âI--No, what do you mean? I never said that,âÂ
âYesterday, you said you canât keep me away and itâs annoying,â you averted your gaze, feeling your eyes start to water. Kaeya reels back a little, replaying things in his mind, trying to remember if he said something like that. And, with a light bulb moment, his face breaks into a grin and slight laughter. You glare up at him, âWhat? Itâs funny?â
Kaeya places a hand on your shoulder and explains while smiling. âY/N, you didnât listen to the rest of the conversation, did you?â
---What really happened---
âItâs really annoying though. I canât keep her away and she doesnât even realize how annoying it is,â he sips on his juice box again.
One of his friends pipe up, âDude thatâs a little harsh,â
Kaeya blinks. Once, twice and thrice. Until it dawns on him. âOh, no, I meant that I canât keep her away from other people,â he grins and leans both his elbows on the windowsill. âShe doesnât realize that sheâs super friendly, and other people like talking to her a lot. Whenever I go to her classroom sheâs always talking to different people.â
His friends make a sound of understanding. âI wish I could just keep her to myself,â and continues sipping on his juice.
âThatâs really cheesy, even for you, Kaeya,â one of his friends say and the lot of them starts laughing.
---Thatâs what really happened---
It was your turn to blink at him, confused. âS-So...â
Kaeya pats your head and smiles. âYou can ask my friends if it makes you feel better,â
A small blush crosses your cheeks and you duck your head to hide it. It earns yet another chuckle from him. Your moment is interrupted by another guy who approaches the two of you. âHey, Y/N, if youâre free, do you think you could help me out with this? I donât really understand it,âÂ
Kaeya just looks at the guy and sighs, then turns to you again. âSee what I mean?â to which you just goofily smile at.Â
KazuhaÂ
âYou saw what?â
Your hands freeze, holding the book you were reading open. The living room had gotten lively again, seeing as your little brother had come home from school. âI saw Kazuha with a girl,âÂ
You try to keep your face composed. It was a school day. Youâd stayed home because you werenât feeling too well. Your brother was saying it without a care in the world. He was just a grade schooler and telling you about the things he observed. He was looking through the fridge for something to drink.Â
You didnât ask more, but you were DYING to know more. Kazuha didnât mention going anywhere today... You picked your phone up and wondered if you should ask him. Your phone had blown up this morning cause he didnât see you at school and he was wondering if you were alright.Â
But it seems that Kazuha himself was having a grand time too.
âSo...T-The girl...Did they look close?â
Your little brother closes the fridge and looks at you while drinking from a milk carton. âMm...They were holding each other...â You bit your lip as tingles run down your spine. They werenât the good kind. It was the kind that you get when you watch horror movies and or a drama movie and a revelation had just happened. You were silent for a moment, but in your mind you were already thinking of how Kazuha looked with another girl. Holding each other? What did your brother mean? Like...hugging? Or...? But you couldnât ask him about that, could you?!
You sighed out loud and slammed the book you were reading down on the table, just as your phone started ringing. âKazuha,â you whispered under your breath and looked at your phone screen. Well...you believed in him, and you thought the best way to clear this up is to talk to him about it.
So, you grabbed your phone and retreated into your bedroom to talk to him. You picked up the call, âKazu-kun?â
âY/N,â he greeted. Even apart, his voice has this effect on you. Like he was really there and breathing into your ear, sending shivers down your spine. You were sure that you were blushing. âHow are you? Are you feeling better?â His voice is smooth and calm and you melt into your bed. âYeah, a little,â
âCould I come over later? I just want to check on you,â You smile into your phone and close your eyes. Kazuha could never do that to you, you think to yourself. But still, you really wanted to ask. âOf course, I donât think my parents would mind...Hey,â you start, your fingers nervously drawing circles on your pillow. âMy brother said he saw you...with a girl,â
Thereâs silence on the other line, and you can hear him shifting a little. âA...girl?â He repeats the question and you bite your lip. He sounds unsure and now you were unsure too. âYeah, he said that you were holding on to each other...or something,â Again some silence, until he makes a sound of understanding.
âAh, he must mean Sango,â thereâs a little lilt to his voice, like he was happy and you were a little jealous. âSangoâs my cousin, she came to surprise me for my birthday week.â Kazuha laughs nervously and adds a little hesitantly. âShe...uhm...would like to meet you actually, is it okay if I bring her over today?âÂ
Your heart sighs in relief, as do you and you donât realize that youâve done that out loud. In the next moment though, you smile and nod, even though he canât see you. âOf course! Bring her over!âÂ
Albedo (More fluff than angst)
Cleaning at home was one of the things you did to get your mind off of things. Some people would call it tedious, but to you, it was sort of relaxing. It was something easy to do, you didnât need much of your brain, just motor memory. Folding. Laundry. Ironing. Sweeping. Basic chores.
But when you clean up in the bedroom you shared with your boyfriend, and found a neatly wrapped present, red wrapping paper and blue ribbon tied on the top with a tag that said âTo: Leilaâ youâre a little dumbfounded.
Whoâs Leila? Is your first thought. Your second thought is, whatâs inside? You hold the nicely wrapped box in your hand and turn it all over, trying to get some type of hint. A flash of doubt seeps into your mind but you shake it away. Albedo isnât like that...Is he? Heâs always so dedicated to his scientific research and sure he comes home late sometimes but he always makes it up to you on the weekends...
So whoâs Leila? You ask yourself again. And why hasnât he mentioned it to you? Why didnât he ask YOU to wrap it? Menial tasks like these were usually passed on to you. You bite your thumb just thinking about it, but in the end just leave the present where you find it.
Later that night as youâre fixing dinner, you arenât as bothered by the gift as when you first saw it. But itâs still there at the back of your mind and it resurfaces to the front when you hear the familiar keys rattle. Despite that, as he snakes his arms around your waist from behind you canât help but smile and melt a little, pressing back against him as he leans over to kiss your cheek. â...Smells nice,â he simply mumbles and closes his eyes, enjoying the warmth of both you and your home.
âWelcome back,â you say, while closing the lid on the pot and turning around to give him a proper kiss on the lips. He hums into the kiss as a response and pulls you away from the stove. âHowâs your day?â he asks you first and you smile, because your day is nearly the same time and time again. âFine, I did find a little secret though...â you start and peek up at his beautiful eyes.Â
He nods to ask you to continue. âA present, nicely wrapped. and itâs addressed to someone called Leila,â He looks down at you and you stare at him. A moment passes by before he takes his arms back and go into his thinking pose. â...Leila...?â he asks, eyes averting from your gaze. You wonder if heâs pretending. You wonder if heâs trying to make an excuse up. â...I donât--â and then his eyebrows twitch. âAh,â he says and drops his arms to his side.
âWe were invited to a birthday party, remember? By a co-worker,â he tucks in strands of your hair as he talks. âItâs her daughterâs first birthday...I donât care much for such things but you insisted itâd be alright to go.â he chuckles a little. âHer daughterâs name is Leila,âÂ
You make a sound of understanding. Suddenly your hesitant thoughts wither away. âHmmm? You couldâve asked me to wrap the present,â Albedo pulls away from you and towards the fridge, wanting a glass of water. âThe wrapping wasnât done by me, it was the shop, free service,â and so it made more sense.
And although you want to ask more questions, like where he got it, when and whatâs inside, you realize itâs such a trivial thing. It was not worth that much time. A gift is a gift, and you turn back to continue making dinner while making idle conversation with him.Â
Zhongli (Warning: Suggestive) (but this is also my personal favourite... aha...)
âZhongli?â You arrive home a little early today, dropping your keys at the front shelf. You donât hear him anywhere and you shuffle around your living room for a while, looking at the letters for today.Â
He was on a work from home arrangement today, and he would usually be in his office. You were quite sure that he wouldâve come out to greet you though, if he heard you. He must be busy at the moment.Â
Youâd wanted to wash your hands as soon as you came home, and went for the guest washroom. When you open the door, your eyes land on something on the counter, next to the sink. This bathroom was always kept clean for visitors. You liked to host people once in a while, or just invite friends and you took pride in having them comfortable in your house.
Your eyes narrow as you go closer and your hands pick up a pregnancy test that was lying there.Â
It was positive.
You put it back down and shudder a little. You donât remember getting a pregnancy test. You bite your lip and look at yourself in the mirror. Youâre already jumping to conclusions, and you canât help it. Who the hell would leave a pregnancy test in YOUR guest bathroom? Zhongli didnât mention anything...
You sigh a breath out and close the bathroom door behind you, taking your phone out to text your best friend.
âThereâs a positive pregnancy test in our guest bathroom,â
After a moment, thereâs a reply.
âOMG Are you preggers?!â
âNo, itâs not mine,â
The next reply takes a moment more. âOh, maybe ask him?â and you know that your friend hadnât known what to reply at that moment. Because a random positive pregnancy test in your guest bathroom was NOT a good sign. To top it off, you didnât announce to Zhongli that you were coming home early today.
Your perk up when you hear noise from the other room. You open the bathroom door slightly, and hear the unmistakable low voice of your fiance, coupled with...the voice of another woman. You close the bathroom door again, not bothering to lock it, and sit on the closed toilet seat. Youâre sitting there with nothing in your mind, unable to think.
A few minutes later the voices are louder, theyâve moved to the living room, right outside the bathroom you were in. You tense up, and your jaw tightens. You donât want to see them. You donât want to hear them. For a moment you wish that you didnât come home early, and just pretend this didnât happen, but the door to the bathroom door opens, leaving you eye to eye with a woman you recognize.
Luna was a beautiful woman. Long cascading brown hair, theyâre wavy and stops right at her waist. Doll-like blue eyes and a slender body. She sees you sitting there and you feel stupid, but she just breaks into a grin. âY/N!â she grabs you by the wrist and pulls you out of the bathroom before you could even say anything. Youâre numb, so you donât respond to anything around you.
Zhongli turns around wide-eyed to see you standing there meekly, not meeting his gaze. He still goes to you though and asks curiously. âWhen did you come in? I didnât hear you,â he places a hand on your arm while Luna releases you, but you still donât look up and he wonders if something happened at your workplace to make you come home so early. âLuna and Childe stopped by,â Zhongli says, in at attempt to cheer you up. You look up, and only then did you realize that Childe was there too, talking animatedly to Luna. You tilt your head sideways, âThey came with a surprise. Ah, but itâs not mine to tell,âÂ
Thatâs right... Luna and Childe had been together for a while and then it hits you when Luna shows you the same positive pregnancy test you saw on the counter, and announces that sheâs pregnant. Your eyes are wide. You canât tell if youâre more relieved that it wasnât what you thought or more happy for your friends. You feel horrible about it but you manage to crack a smile and went along with the festivities. The more time passed the more you were able to enjoy their happiness and by the time they left, that was the only time you sighed and let your shoulders slump, exhausted.
âIs something the matter?â Zhongli asked. He noticed how your smiles were a tad bit forced. How you seemed to enjoy everything but also seemed to be on edge. You turn to him and shook your head. âItâs...stupid. Itâs my mistake,â but he holds on to your waist and urges you to tell him.
And you tell him. How you came home and saw what you saw in the guest bathroom, what you thought it was and how you felt. The only thing you can feel now is embarrassment and shame. You couldnât even feel happy for your friend. Zhongli only smiles and combs his hand through your hair. âItâs the normal reaction,â he reassures you, again trying to make you feel better. You only respond with your own hug but his next sentence makes you flustered, all thoughts of earlier gone as he whispers into your ear.
âWould you like your own positive pregnancy test?â
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Attention Struggles
Author's note đ: From this request⥠I do not have Adhd, I did research and I hope I didn't add anything even slightly offensive. But I also assume the requester has and had her read it first before posting~
Warnings â ïž: Nothing much but fluff!
(Shinichiro and Chifuyu)
Shinichiro
â„ Personally, I think one of the reasons why Shinichiro couldnât get a significant other was because he didnât know how to treat women aside from the awful advice he got from his own respected seniors...who was also as helpless as him. Either that or he was just too desperate.
â„ To most people, his constant advancements would be considered annoying. Imagine getting spammed with greetings and whatever sh*t he does like when their gang was going to meet, or him bragging about small accomplishments like finishing a book.
â„ At first glance, it would seem like he was the one with ADHD but no, he was just...talkative? He seems like an extrovert so he just really likes interacting.
â„ And of course, that would include the people he liked. And of course, that included you, his crush, his self proclaimed soulmate. Heâs def a snapchat kind of guy.
â„ Shinichiro was as inattentive as you in studying. While you were struggling to concentrate, he was bored. But he knew he shouldnât bother you. After all, you were the one that cancelled the usual date night you guys had.
â„ Though when he glanced at you, with his head being supported by his hand that was leaning on the table, he could tell you werenât really studying. Very much like him, you were zoning out. Either staring at the problems in your notebook or staring at your pen that was constantly dotting on the piece of paper.
â„ you had already told him of your situation, he knew how frustrating it can get for you as well. But he never really knew what to do in situations like these. He wanted to be of help, but he felt like heâd become more of a distraction.
â„ But then again, he remembers the times where you came to him looking down after getting your results. Trust me when I say this man felt more hurt than you did after seeing your heartbroken expression.
â„ Remember how I said he didnât know how to treat women? Yeah, this was one of the few instances where you fell for him again. He can be quite the man at spontaneous times.
â„ Reaching for your side, his hand travelled to your waist, startling you. But before you could get rid of the shock he was already pulling you to his lap. He moved the papers you were studying so it was in front of you once more. Then he began to talk.
â„ âAlright! Time to study with Shinichiro~ Iâll help you prepare for your exams, surely thisâll make you focusâ His smile was so contagious and genuine that it made you smile as happily as well.
â„ Though as soon as Shinichiro saw that smile he looked away and blushed in embarrassment. âS-so what do you need to study?â â....Math. Rational InequalitiesâŠâ You murmured quietly, glancing at him expectedly. Though you were met with silence.
â„ â...â âShinichiro?â âWanna go bully Takeomi into making cheat codes for you?â Did you honestly think he could help you study? Lmao
Chifuyu :
â„ He actually needed to study with you. Being in the same class and all, which was the reason why he met you.
â„ You were at his house, his mom pushed you in the moment she saw which thoroughly amused you, but greatly embarrassed your boyfriend. Once you were in his room, you couldnât help but marvel over the stuff he had inside which he found adorable.
â„ âCome sit here with meâ He spoke as he patted the pillow right beside him, though the small table only gave you ideas on how to bother him, which made you feel a bit guilty. Well that was before his cat came and rubbed itself against you.
â„ You patted the small cat before going over to Chifuyu who was readying his stuff. He glanced towards you once you sat down and gave you a small smile.
â„ Then, the studying began. A whole 30 minutes passed by before you could even count and now you were stuck on admiring your boyfriendâs focused face. Head on the table, laying on your notebook where you barely wrote 5 sentences, Your hand reached out to his face.
â„ Touching the area in between his eyebrows then tracing it down to the tip of his nose. You had already done this a few times, just earlier you were playing with his hands. Which he could admit, flustered him a little.
â„ He remembered the words you said to him earlier this morning when he came to pick you up. Ranting about how you were getting disappointed in your own scores, asking him to study with you because you thought that would help.
â„ Chifuyu really wanted to help you, it was the least he could do. And he also knew how your mind could get hectic and then empty too fastly for your liking. âY/nâ He motioned for you to come closer.
â„ To which you did, scooting over to him before he made you turn to the table. Easing himself behind you. âChifuyu?â You were about to turn around when the feeling of a fabric getting draped over your head and into your body caused you to lose focus.
â„ âI thought this might help you...sorry if I startled youâ He replied, beginning to regret his decision, that was until you snaked your arms outside of the long sleeves he wore and looked back at him with a big smile.
â„ âI think this can helpâ You chuckled before you began to write on your own worksheet. Ah, truly, what Chifuyu would give if ever you werenât in his arms right now.
â„ âIâll give you a kiss every time you finish a pageâ â...it seems like youâre more determined than me-â
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Part 1
âYou know, my dad canât stop talking about you.â Jeno said, chuckling slightly.
âHe always goes on and on about his cute neighbor. I swear, I think my dad has a crush on you.â he laughed.
You giggled, looking over to see the shock expression on Mr. Kimâs face before giggling some more.
Jeno sighed.
âSo⊠Youâre an art director?â
You swallowed your food, nodding.
âYeah. I went to school for Anthropology and Art History and got the job at the art museum downtown. Itâs a really cool job honestly.â and as you explained the details of your job, Doyoung watched carefully as you talked to his son, his plan working out more better than he expected.
âWhoa! Thatâs so cool! I didnât know you had to do all of that to be an art director.â Jeno said in wonderment.
You scratched the back of your head, âYeah,â you started. âItâs a bit difficult but I absolutely love it.â You smiled.
Turning your head, you looked at Mr. Kim who was quietly eating his dinner. You just now noticed how silent he was.
âMr. Kim is everything okay? Youâve been quiet this whole time?â you asked him, genuinely worried.
Mr. Kim smiled.
âIâm fine. Really. I love seeing you getting to know my son.â
You laughed slightly.
âOh.â you said, looking away.
Jeno laughed at your reaction.
âDoes my dad make you flustered?â he asked you and you blinked rapidly, stumbling on your words as you were thrown off guard.
Youâll admit, you did have a slight crush on your neighbor but he didnât need to know that.
âUh.. I-I-â and Jeno interrupted you with another laugh.
âItâs okay! Iâm only messing with you.â he said before changing the topic.
When you were done with your plate, you checked the time on your phone, cursing lowly.
âWhatâs wrong beautiful?â Mr. Kim asked you.
âI usually play Mario Kart with my dad on Friday nights and Iâm late.â you pouted
Mr. Kim nodded.
âGo. I wouldnât want to hold you up or anything. Iâm sure your father is waiting for you.â
âAre sure? Because I can cancel and-â Mr. Kim chuckled.
âNo no no. Go. It was wonderful having you over. Isnât that right Jeno?â
Jeno nodded, his eyes turning into crescents as he smiled.
âYeah. It was really nice meeting you. Maybe we can hangout sometime when youâre not busy.â he suggested.
âY-yeah. Thatâll be cool.â You responded to him. You turned back to Mr. Kim. âThanks for inviting me to dinner. It was really delicious.â
âYouâre welcome here anytime, you know that. Now go. Donât keep your father waiting too long.â He said.
You said your goodbyes and walked off to the door and out of the apartment.
âHmph⊠I can see why you like them.â Jeno crossed his arms, leaning back into the chair. âThey seem so submissive.â
âThey are submissive.â Doyoung corrected his son.
His fingers tapped on the dinning room table.
âWell?â Doyoung said, âDo you like them?â
Jeno laughed at his fatherâs nervousness.
âOf course I do dad! They seem like a good fit for you. Honestly, Iâve never seen you this nervous over anyone before. Also, you never tried this hard for anyone.â Jeno noted to which Doyoung sighed.
âI just⊠I donât want to scare them away. I have to ease them into this relationship. I have to make them want me to where even the thought of leaving me terrifies them. I canât just continue using violence you know. I have break their mind first.â
Jeno nodded.
âAh. I get it. Break their mind and mold them into the perfect lover.â
Doyoung smiled.
âExactly.â
Jeno yawned.
âIâm getting a bit tired so Iâm gonna head to bed. Goodnight dad.â he said before getting up. He began walking off to the guest bedroom when he stopped, turning around, curiosity written on his features.
âHey dad, quick question.â Jeno said which caused Doyoung to rise his head as he was lost in thought.
âHave they met Haechan yet?â
Doyoung sighed.
âNo. Not yet. Why do you ask?â
âNah itâs just,â Jeno started. âIâm sure Haechan would love them too.â
Doyoung nodded, a warm smile on his lips.
âMe too.â
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