#so yeah !

[lastoneout]

Hey I mean tbf to those kids I also didn't realize it was fake until someone pointed it out to me. Turns out the whole "walking around like you 100% know what you're doing will make people ignore you" works in writing. If you write confidently a few kids are gonna pick up your book, miss all of the satire clues/tropes(that are very specific to pop culture 40 years ago), and be quite confused when someone points out that it was made up.

Still a stellar book tho, I've read it like 50 times. I just also def understand missing that all of it is 100% made up.

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

[jadetheblueartist]

“Ehehe… Still the face man.”

I finally read the neon void and I knew it was good but I didn’t realize it was THAT good. Holy cow @sugarpasteltmnt you are a fantastic writer. That being said this is based on the chapter “Mosaic.” I just really really like the Leo’s perspective, it’s so so good fhshdhjdjdjdhdnjf thank you for helping me out of my creative rut :D

And have a couple different versions under the cut (warning for glitch effects)

[archrries]

My mother, everyone

I still like my plan ♡ kill everyone except Misha Collins ♡♡

Also Misha pls give my mom a chance she loves you

[asraindarkness]

fix it idea: tommy crashes his helicopter, 118 respond to the call, they take him to the hospital, buck sit with him since he knows tommy doesn't have anyone, tommy wakes up sees buck tells him he was stupid, insecure and scared bcz of his previous experiences, says he was wrong and ask buck if he wants to try to fix it. buck says yes and they REALLY have a conversation this time.

[papita474]

WHY

Farewell, my love 💔

Memories are sorrow, when there's no tomorrow 💔

Maedhros and Fingon

[davidtennan-t]

oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’

[a-little-artsy]

hey fandom bursts through your door can i have drawing requests pls /nf

i want

i wanna contribute

to t he currently thriving fandom :3

why is my artstyle so inconsistent,,,

anyways j wonder how my last post wen

oH

[verkomy]

when you look into the mirror are you even there?

[purrassicjet]

Thinking about the Bad Parents this episode because like, imagine your child, who's constantly burdened with the fate of the world, comes to you after school and says it's not enough. That they have to take the Last Stand exam and it's tomorrow. You have no time to take time off work to be with them, to be able to wait for them when they get home.

And then the next day you say goodbye in the morning, you kiss them on the head and tell them you love them. But you know that the next time you see them they will have died. You know that all the day you're at work, your child is fighting for their life in a drastic last stand. How do you focus with that knowledge? How do you move on, wondering if your child is already dead? That while your working or doing chores, your child could be lying on a sandy flood, dead, while all their friends fight for their lives?

How do you move past it? How do you live out that day?

[okkalo]

a lovestruck miya atsumu would do anything for you. he didn’t care about appearances and how he looked to anyone else. you were the one he desperately hoped would give him some type of approval, after all.

long day of walking and your feet are sore? he’ll do what he never would with anyone else and kneel before you like a damn dog, taking your shoes off for you and begin massaging your feet. something else sore? go ahead and tell him while he’s massaging and he’ll change his spot of focus without a second thought.

cold around him? he’s taking off anything he can to give to you in hopes it would keep you warm—please tell him to stop stripping in public. dropped something? oh, and it so happened to fall in the depths of the ocean? he’s diving right in. no equipment is needed for the best setter in the world (he almost died that day).

god forbid he see you with another man. he’s coming up to you like you’re a spiker he needs to claim, slinging his arm around you and butting straight into the conversation. if the guy’s far too close for his comfort, he’ll make sure to give you a big wet kiss on your lips as well. he’ll give you a list of reasons about why the other guy was far from your league once you two are alone as well.

miya atsumu hates losing after all, and he vowed to never lose you to another man.

[sabh0]

Old Chuuya drawn over that Angel with a Shotgun nightcore version thumbnail

for that one person asking about it muah

[rowarn]

hi tonight i'm thinking about rlly pent up simon coming home. he's wound taut, a short fuse. he just needs to let off some steam and be a little mean with u ): just a lil tho!!!

while he whispers about how soft and sweet you are, how cute you look pinned beneath him, how pretty your moans are as you lick and squeal as he makes u cum on his cock — he has his big hand wrapped around your throat.

he makes you stare right into his eyes while he has u creaming and squirming. he's glaring even tho he's saying sweet nothings <3 he's got u pinned, his chest pressed against yours, rendering u completely immobile and at his mercy as he stuffs his cock into ur drooling cunt ):

when your eyes inevitably roll back, breaking the eye contact, he lightly slaps you across the cheek. the impact makes your eyes fall back to his and he squints in disappointment.

"eyes on me, sweet one," he growls, "told you to keep your fuckin' eyes on me."

and when he hits just right, nailing that gooey little spot inside you, eyes flutter closed and he smacks you again. it's not hard enough to hurt but the fact your sweet simon is the one treating u so meanly is what gets u really clenching around him <3

"filthy thing," he spits, "gettin' off on me smackin' you around? fuck, you're a lil pervert, love."

you whimper, toes curling in ur fuzzy socks when his pelvis grinds right up against your clit, as he says those dirty things to you ): and he keeps just humping your pretty little pussy until you're cumming again around him with a weak cry of his name, hands helplessly slapping against his broad shoulders.

"i'm not done, sweetheart," he coos in your ear, deep timbre of his voice making your heart race, "gonna keep fuckin' this precious little cunt until i cant remember my own name." <3

[yes-asil]

Made fake screenshots for a role-play story I read way back when.

[tiredtrashpandaart]

BONUS COMIC!

this is the origin of moon being able to swear :3

i decided to get this bonuc comic ive had fopr a while on patreon done while i am busy sketching moon's turn in the comic and i love how it turned out!

See stuff like this early on my Patreon!

[australet789]

Like the irony of Calypso's canon character in The Odyssey literally complaining about "male gods being allowed to have as many lovers as they want (consensual or not) because they will be loved forever but she (and other female characters) can't do that" and then the Epic fandom trying to babyfy and justify her it's surprising laughable

Calypso, baby, im so sorry people can't understand the nuance of your character being a an antagonist and 100% raping someone just because they want to justify liking you, and instead, ignore that men SA exists and try to claim they are cheaters

(and for the record, is canon that Odysseus told Penelope what happened to both Circe and Calypso and she understood and literally said "dont blame yourself for something you were forced to you" so suck it up)