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It’s impossible to sneak up on Steve
Like, actually impossible
Dude has eyes in the back of his head. It’s some kind of mom superpower. (Or maybe it’s just the hypervigilance. Whatever)
Eddie first notices because the kids try to sneak past him a couple of times and he always catches them
He even calls them out by name. And he’s always right
Every single time
He catches Henderson trying to get a snack before they’re about to eat (not that Henderson particularly cares he’s been caught; he eats his chips without remorse)
He catches Small Wheeler trying to smuggle an R-rated movie over the Buckley’s side of the counter while Steve’s back is turned (not that Buckley would’ve rented it to him)
He catches Red and Supergirl both sneaking junk food into the cart while they’re out grocery shopping (neither of them are repentant, and Steve rolls his eyes but does exactly nothing about it)
Eddie’s interest is piqued
The first time he tries sneaking up on Steve, Steve catches him before he gets within three feet
How
“You jingle when you walk, Eddie.”
Okay, yeah, that’s fair
Next time, Eddie takes off his wallet chain and all his jewelry
Steve still catches him before he gets close enough to reach out and touch
“Your shoes squeak.”
Eddie’s pretty sure they don’t, actually, but fine. The shoes are next to go
And Steve still fucking catches him. Eddie can hear the goddamn smile in his voice as he says “Hi, Eddie,” just as Eddie is reaching out to grab his waist
“I could smell your shampoo.”
He could smell Eddie’s shampoo?
His fucking shampoo??
Alright, no, actually, that’s kind of sweet. But Eddie can’t exactly stop using shampoo, because then Steve will probably just be able to smell his hair grease or something. Eddie has to get creative, but he makes sure he’s not downwind of the AC vent next time
Yet Steve is the one who manages to ambush Eddie while Eddie is ambushing Steve, turning around and pulling Eddie right into him before Eddie can pounce, kissing him hard and quick, asking if that’s what Eddie was going for when he pulls away
Half dazed, half aroused, entirely frustrated, Eddie demands to know how the fuck Steve caught him this time, and Steve shrugs
“It just... feels different, when there’s someone behind you. The air, maybe? I dunno.”
Is this man even human?
(Given the general state of... everything, Eddie feels this is a legitimate question)
But Eddie isn’t one to give up once he becomes fixated, so he bides his time
He waits
And he waits
And he waits, until it seems like Steve is engaged in something distracting enough that he’s not going to be paying attention to how the room behind him feels, or however the fuck that works, and takes his shot
AND HE SUCCEEDS
He has to promise never to do it again, because his ribs are now bruised from Steve’s very surprised elbow, and Steve is mad and handing him and ice pack and bitching at him at full volume, but y’know what?
Fucking worth it
#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#stranger things#eddiesteve#alright look yes eddie and steve formally met SPECIFICALLY by eddie getting the drop on steve#but arguably steve was already pretty well convinced someone was in the room with them and was the one checking hiding places#and then got distracted when everyone else thought he was being paranoid#so y'know what I stand by this#also I had the idea and I just thought it was funny so I wrote it#solar wrote#long post
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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Why master Kohga can and should come back into a later dlc for totk
We all know about how important character's are introduced in both botw and totk right
With Link's companions it shows a small explanation of who they are under their names but with villans it's the opposite
And you know who else has there lil explanation below their name
Why none other than the great master Kohga of course!
Maybe having him be on our side could explain some things about the shekia tech being absent or why he thinks being on Ganondorf's side is a good thing and bring back the lore of shekia turning on the royals
So please nintendo let the man be something great in a future dlc I will pay you to do that
#they did this same shit in Age of calamity so please nintendo if you can do this one thing#for me i really can't stand totk's plot but you wanna know what i can’t stand more of#KOHGA NOT GETTING A SPEAKING ROLL#PLEASE HIS VOICE WAS SO GOOD IN AOC#i need both Kass and Kohga to speak to me pls and thank#...and y'know teba too but nintendo hates birds sowhatevs#zelda#the legend of zelda#loz#totk#tears of the kingdom#master kohga#glory to master kohga#riju#yunobo#ganondorf
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I don't know what kind of drugs Rose-Engine put on this particular design, because holy shit I've never been this enthralled by a character before.
#There's something about her bigness and general shape that brings me so much joy#...Expect her legs from the side view. What the hell was that#But yeah I really like how she isn't as... Curvy? Shaped?? As the other replikas#I just think it's really good for a robot girl to be kinda bulky y'know?#I would DIE for an in-depth anatomical/mechanism diagram of this particular unit type as well as the sapr#Like. What does the K on their backs stand for? Why the handles on her head???#Like I even started researching how hydraulic machines and irl animatronics work because of this single fictional robot girl#And yeah there's also their personalities and such ofc. But that's for another day#idk what I'm talking about anymore. Sorry for the yapping#signalis#mnhr#mynah signalis
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7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos
#normal Saturday morning behavior#redacted spoilers#redacted audio#redacted sam#Seven.txt#rp audio stuff#well. crying over one singular blorbo in particular. Sam's still got me in an emotional chokehold#and i'm too sad to even make a stupid little joke abt how i wouldn't mind if it was a physical one too. ayeee *insert sad eyebrow wiggle*#no but seriously. i have so many feelings abt him and i can't even say it all bc some of it isn't public info yet#eh fuck it i'll just draft this until the audio goes public and then i'll post it once it's no longer Exclusive Info#bc i dont wanna leak Early Access stuff but i have to get this out of my system rn and the new audio is part of what sparked these thoughts#which is funny bc i. literally haven't even listened to it yet. i'm not Ready 😭#where's that tiktok screenshot that's like. 'hyperfixation so bad that i can't even engage with the source material' bc that's me rn#like bro Sam only won the poll like. 2 or 3 days ago and Eric is Already dropping a new Sam audio?? hello? Mr. Redacted i wasn't prepared#anyways i was spoiling myself by perusing the comments last night trying to get a feel for if it's gonna be more angst or comfort#and i saw a comment that absolutely shattered me. and it reignited all my sad thoughts about Sam's eventual. uh. y'know. death.#apparently they plant a tree together or smthn in the new audio (which already has me & my beloved 10y/o orange tree feeling some kinda way#but to the individual in the comments who brought to all our minds the image of Sam sitting beneath that tree in 30 or so years time#when he's decided that he's ready to die and sits out there waiting for the sun to rise..................... 🥲#i'm gonna need u to compensate me for all of that unexpected emotional damage /j /nm#i'm Still not over what he told Darlin' while they had their talk about the future up on his roof together. that audio killed me#then yesterday i was listening to my Sam & Darlin' playlist while cleaning. and Malibu Nights by LANY came on. which i always skip bc Sad#but i let it play and just started crying. standing in the middle of the room all disheveled and holding a broom. as one does.#iirc that song is one that Eric himself said is applicable to Sam which is why/how i found it and put it on the playlist. and god. g o d#hm. i hope that wasn't Patreon exclusive info. i can't remember if it was a public post where he said that or not. hope it's okay to share#but if we can take that song as like. unofficial canon for Sam then that also confirms my idea that he used to drink to cope#which makes the opening lines of Fix What You Didn't Break by Nate Smith even more applicable. i should go edit that post actually#anyways i'm just. feeling a lot. and i love Sam very much and i don't want him to die. but i want him to do what he wants at the same time#Alexis took so fucking much from him. he deserves to live - and end - his life on his own terms. ... i think i need to go write something#*casually fishes this post out of the drafts 3 and a half days later* hi so uh. i wrote a 4k oneshot :) and will hopefully post it tomorrow
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Man if Marcy keeps ending up with like child protection services in all these fics over her parents being slightly distant then my parents should be in JAIL
#idk if I'm wording it correctly but this goes hand in hand with some posts I#I've made abt Marcy's parents not being super great but also not being like...#like i didn't imagine them as outright abusive or deserving of losing custody over her#and people kept reblogging them and tagging them as abuse?? 😭😭#like if THAT is abuse. then what the fuck what up at my house#c'mon! her parents growing to kinda hate her because they couldn't stand her personality and failing to fulfill her emotional needs#while still always making sure she always had her material needs met#and doing their best not to blow up at her#resulting in them always acting mildly annoyed towards her#is not *really* abuse. right? like that's just how pretty much every parent feels tbh#like i've never seen a parent who genuinely likes their kids. every parent i know is either sick of them or morbidly depressed#like wondering why the hell they chose this life for themselves#some parents are just better at being optimistic and focusing on the nice parts than others#but not all have the mental fortitude to smile through the disgust and resentment they feel all the time#which tbh is an inhumane thing to ask from a person. parents are humans too and there's only so much a person can repress#i'm convinced parents like the boonchuys only exist in fiction#i just imagine Marcy's parents as being average parents who just don't always have the patience a kid like Marcy needs#like over here my parents are breaking my assistive devices and spying on me while i'm in the bathroom and I never considered that abuse#i just used to drive them insaneeeee back in the day lol#just like with friends and couples. sometimes parents and their kids aren't meant for each other y'know? and maybe that's just Marcy's case#i do know that's my case#but strangers online are here crying abuse for less#so now i'm like. hehehehe. say what now#personal
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going crazy. goobbye.
#the scanner really shows off how bad this paper smudgesss#got a moleskine from the op shop and am very excited about the storyboard page layout and paper thickness. but its a smudgey guy.#anyway. what#i KNOW ppl ship them i know you're out there come party with me. and get them to double digits on ao3.#ive seen a couple ship names but i just keep calling them jo'shea in my head...#which is arguably a terrible ship name when two of the main guys names start with j but also who is out here shipping john and molly.#anyway. they could've fixed each other#i mean obviously they DIDN'T#but y'know. under better circumstances. maybe#karen jones#molly o'shea#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#i literally actually don't know what ship name we use in tags lads. jo'shea it is#jo'shea#goes crazy goes insane. they kiss each other.#also btw btw it's cut off very slightly at the bottom but molly is standing on a thing okay she's not taller than karen. there's a thing#my art lol#click for quality PLEASE it's 600 dpi i promise#WAIT#mary beth gaskill#abigail marston#i forgot. they were there. got so caught up......
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controversial opinion but I wish ADHD would be renamed by somebody who actually has ADHD
#sixpost#ADHD#look man I'm just tired of having Stupid Asshole Won't Sit Still And Listen Disorder#like dude how is any of this shit my fault I didn't pick out my own brain you fuck#what's next you gonna diagnose that kid in the wheelchair with Lazy Bitch Won't Stand Up Like A Normal Person Disorder?#eight years in college a buncha degrees that cost you about a hundred-thousand dollars each#and you're still sayin' the same shit my grandpa would say when I was a kid#“y'know son if you payed as much attention to your school work as you do to those video games you'd be getting straight A's”#YES GRANDPA I AM AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT#I WILL NOW RETURN TO BEING PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PAYING ATTENTION TO MY SCHOOLWORK BECAUSE IT IS BORING#PERHAPS FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL PICK UP A MOUNTAIN#HOW COULD I NOT IT'S SO SIMPLE JUST PICK IT UP RIGHT
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victim probably keeps him alive for the sake of the plan, but still makes him suffer.
oh absolutely! the workers do take pity on him, but they're very scared of victim at the same time so they try not to interfere enough that victim would notice.
i do think victim is kind of frustrated by the fact that he goes basically unresponsive and starts getting bored of him after a while but for a bit they're having a lot of fun taking everything out on him
#tommy's foolery#he has a terrible freeze response. fortunately for him this works the same as an opossum playing dead#victim is a lot more annoyed by it than user!alan (the latter is mostly just alarmed by it)#and they do kick him around a bit for a while and try to bother him into standing up#but it eventually works! just takes a while#victim just generally finds untitled's trauma responses annoying. because he 'didn't suffer enough to be like this'#(in quotes bc obviously it's just what vic thinks and vic is Not Good At Mental Health)#and they'd much prefer to torment user!alan#but they'll take what they can get. y'know?#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#untitled time travel au#victim is so terrible though. i need to crush them like a bug under my foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alistair: So I'm not going with you, I see. Any particular reason? Tabris: I'm not going to risk you getting hurt, Alistair. Alistair: And you think I want you going in there and sacrificing yourself? You think I want you to die!? But there's no use arguing with you, is there? We don't have time... and you are a stubborn, stubborn woman. Tabris: You would do something foolish. Alistair: Maybe… I guess we'll never know now, will we? I guess this is the last chance we'll get… before this is finished, one way or another. Be careful in there. Tabris: I love you, Alistair. Alistair:
Guess who made the ultimate sacrifice...?
Me. It was me.
I made the ultimate sacrifice.
The achievement wasn't worth it.
#dragon age#dragon age origins#dao#alistair theirin#dao alistair#warden tabris#i'm genuinely so heart broken#i just wanted to see what ending you get when you reject morrigan's ritual since i have very strong opinions on it as i've discussed before#and it's more in character for my tabris to reject it anyway so this was the first time i did it and just...... i am hurt#like... it's such a hopeless 'what was even the point? she didn't deserve this' feeling y'know? she didn't deserve this!#and neither did alistair... he already holds so much guilt over duncan and cailan making him stay out of battle in ostagar#and then rose makes him stay behind so she can face the archdemon and die ALONE... while also robbing him of the chance to stand beside her#the way i play dao is alistair is forever in my party like i literally take him *everywhere* he is with rose the entire journey#they are partners in this forever and always and they planned to face the archdemon together but that changed with riordan's news...#and this is the first time since they met in ostagar that he hasn't been in her party and i didn't expect it to hurt so much...#plus i keep alistair a warden so he's left alone in the aftermath of a blight that took everything from him#and i know the end card was retconned but it says that he was so hurt over the warden's death#that he said it wasn't the same anymore and he fucking *left* the order and fereldan and his whereabouts are unknown after he made#a small monument for duncan in his birthplace like.... again i know that was retconned since he obviously didn't leave the wardens but OOF#oh and don't even get me started on morrigan and how she responds to being rejected like i'm chewing on all my furniture right now#there is so much to dissect in that conversation and i'm too emotionally drained to handle it right now...
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One of Katsuki's love languages happens to be using someone as his own personal human Barbie, send tweet-
#hc; bakugou#//His parents being in fashion/design gives SO much opportunity#//I love the idea of him in second year starting to like#//Buy clothes he thinks his friends would look good in and demand they model for him#//Kirishima and Kaminari are prolly his first targets lmao#//One who will happily go along with his shit (& knows Kat's parents so he prolly knows) and the other who can't complain jhffgdg#//Gets em all dapper and nice#//Y'know that one meme where it's the kid leaving & the parent is like 'Not like that you don't'/Better? Yass queen slayy#//That's him and his friends lmao#//Bro WILL pick apart your outfit and make you change#//Or if you stand your ground & get him to see you're not changing; he will work to salvage the fit with what he's got to work with#//Or at the very least give them lil tips by which they could use to improve upon their look#//He just rlly wants them to look their best; but the way he goes about it may not go over too well sometimes lol (nothing new tho)#//When dating; he is like girlfriends who insist they and their partner where matching outfits jhbkdrgrd#//His hidden toxic trait jkdbdkg#//He really DOES like having matching outfits#//Low key thinks it's cute#//And WILL always work to find a balance that goes between his personal style and his partner's#//Be it making the fits a blend of them; or choosing certain days where they match one aesthetic more than the other
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Developing a theory that Phoenix's personal Place of Living is a disaster, while the Wright and Co. office is kept impeccably clean (him looking after Charley, compulsively cleaning the toilets in Multiple Games and even getting Apollo to in AJ) because Mia did the same (and/or had him doing those chores while he was interning for her lol)
#text#aa#aj#ace attorney#Apollo Justice#whether or not Mia actually tells him to do this via Maya/Pearl is up for debate but I like to think Phoenix is a creature of habit#and/or can't stand change and/or can't let go and therefore wants to keep things as they were when it was Fey and Co.#maybe he just cares a lot abt his ~professional image~ but I like to think it's more than that#the only time we really see the office messy is once Trucy comes into the picture#but also he's hugely depressed by then and may or may not be living in his office (I wish I knew what the entire floorplan was tbh. whether#or not he moved into office once he lost his job or What y'know)#like maybe it got messy bc they were living there and/or didn't have anywhere to put Trucy's magic stuff lol#or it's there so she can practice while he does work/investigating? who's to say#anyway!!! that's what I've been thinking abt aside from that goof post during my latest rewatch of my fav playthrough of the trilogy tm
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gotta say if I could not be mentally ill anymore that would be cool
#I just left a group chat where like...#I have been responsible for probably 70% of the chatting#and I regularly get left on read or muted for weeks#and so I was like#y'know#I don't want to do this anymore#and so I left#and the thing is#I feel like I did something wrong#because obviously#just don't talk so much#and be grateful that other people are even in the chat#but also#like#I dunno#I feel like I'm just not there yet#but also I feel like every time I've been like 'yknow what I don't like how I'm being treated and I want to stand up for myself'#even in this ridiculous way that makes zero demands on any of these people and should even be a relief to them#I still feel like#you just need to let people treat you however they want to treat you and be glad#my insanity is clouding my ability to have rational standards of human interaction#if I were sane I would not have supplied 70% of the chatting#and I would not have left#or so I am guessing as I can only wonder what sanity would be like#I guess it would be like the other two#sanity would be leaving the chat muted for weeks or months#but I don't like that#I'm not interested in that kind of human relationship or connection#am I allowed not to be?
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I just learned one of my colleagues (originally from Ireland) crossed paths with Hozier in a Dublin pub (I forget the name) years ago.
Does the gif at all indicate the nature of the story?
No, I just love looking at him.
But also, the hair?
Like, sir? Could you not?!
With the smile?!
And the glasses?!
My brain go brrr.
#no not all Irish people know each other#but did i almost make that comment#yes#anyway my coworker was playing pool and apparently Andrew was in his space#so my coworker said something like 'excuse me. can you move just a little bit.'#and hozier who has one woman on each arm stands up and my coworker's like y'know what? it's all good#😆#my coworker's...average height#and then his friend was like you know who that is right?#no#it's hozier#oh shit!#sooo we got on Hozier in our conversation because#that coworker (I'll call him L) asked another coworker (SW) for help with a leatherworking project#SW gave sound advice and L said 'I'm smelling what you're farting' and we lost it 😆#and that prompted me to share a (happens to be Irish) turn of phrase i had learned from a Hozier song#which is 'too sweet to be savoury'#anyway human language is fascinating#I'd heard 'I'm picking up what you're putting down' before#but not the farting one#and yet#pretty easy to infer#as was the sweet/savory one especially in context of the song lyrics
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rereading chapter 4....the way wukong like.................tells macaque that he used the eternal night..in the furnace and like.....................that he never came for him....
it fucks me up so bad EVERY TIME
#constellations fic#like it's the fact that that's how it all started y'know#like that's what got macaque to get up and go over to him. THAT'S what got him to be like 'oh shit'#(takes your hand gently) it's the fact that....macaque initiated that affection first#this whole time we've known how wukong felt and how much he was hurting#but oh...as soon as he shows that. as soon as he expresses his heartache and pain#about macaque having “abandoned” him#that feeling of failure hit macaque so hard that he's like#“No. i can't stand to watch this”#like what are we supposed to do about it honestly#when golden tears fall from permanently inflamed eyes#and it's the prettiest thing you've ever seen#how could you not walk over there#idk man i could do a podcast over the mirror arc alone#i probably should
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fuck that last fight against nightmare boooooo this shit is actually so stupid and evil and i don't like it >:(
#it's. eugh. it's. FUCK#i don't like it it's so bad i've done it like 10 times now#eughhhhhhhghhhnghn#dmc#dmc1#i still ahven't beaten it either.. sheeshhh#and i have to fight the stupid ice lizard things before a lot of the attempts too and half the time i can't dodge their jump thing because#i'm mid-combo so any indication of the wind-up to it can't actually be reacted to bc i'm busy getting hit or hitting#such that by the time the move is finished i literally can't get out of the way. often a roll isn't even enough range and they stand next t#each other so one roll's basically all i have time for anyway. sigh#whateverrr. this blows. this blows actual literal severe ass. ughhhhghh#dante. dante i believe in you i believe in us we can do this. but FUCK YOU NIGHTMARE YOU STUPID OOZE#arrrhghrhharzagraaaaa#sigh.. look the vulnerable points shouldn't only be available during 100% attacks in that area such that you take crazy damage if you#actually try to attack the part you have to attack before it goes away. and i've gotten so close ONLY FOR THE SECOND PHASE TO INITIATE AND#IMMEDIATELY KILL ME. BROOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGG#look maybe i'm a pissbaby who's bad at video games but this pissbaby's got feelings#i should probably try a different weapon combo... sigh...#i did so bad on my alastor attempt that i've been using ifrit (i also like how fast the devil time is given the brevity of the weak spot's#appearances) but maybe sparda would be a better choice. but i like the devil trigger. i gotta listen to the song y'know. it's all about the#devil trigger babyy it's all about the devil time. and sparda's got nothing. maybe i should use that gun that looks like the goop#like. like is that a hint? idk i'd think if they were made of the same stuff it would be less effective#and i don't like that it seems to stunt your devil gauge. but if i'm using sparda anyway in for a penny in for a pound ig#whatever. rant over. i am. Calm (<- lying). so i'm gonna try again#and if i get mad again i'll do hw or something
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