#so wibbily wobbily

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Gender

I'm writing a paper right now for school and the Inquiry Question (IQ) that inspired it is "What is gender, and why do we as a society put so much pressure on labeling it exactly?"

I do not know where to start as the first thing I need to do is define gender. I myself have not been able to do so in my 18 years, and I highly doubt that I will be able to do so within these next few months as I write this paper.

I have decided that for the purpose of this paper, I will view gender the same way The Doctor views time; "a big ball of wibbily wobbily timey wimey stuff". As I conduct my research, I have come to the realization that my IQ will require a lot of unraveling as gender is such a large and complex knot of culture, religion, society, psychology, and philosophy.

I am posting this to conduct research. I want to hear about other people's experiences with gender. I want to hear from anyone and everyone with how they view gender. Please let me know. I am so so curious.

[paracosmspring]

The Citadel

The Citadel or the Hub is a part of Junction where cartoon characters and other story characters gather. They come and go, but some actually maintain a living space in or near the citadel.

It started with Cartoon School, which is just a high school for young cartoons to learn stuff. Time is wibbily wobbily, so sometimes they went to school and sometimes they didn't. It is currently being repurposed.

Despite the name, the Hub is not a fortress or center of government. It's more like a border town in the wild west where a truce between good and bad characters is active. Even the council doesn't live there full-time, but pop in and out through portals. There's a lot of people traveling between domains, visiting others or coming to Junction to hang out and trade. (Think of the surge protector areas in Wreck-it-Ralph)

As such the Author Beings (the ones who like to act as heroes) maintain a security presence, or are on call in case of trouble.

Notable Places of the Citadel:

Market: outdoor shopping and hang out

Mall: literally a mall

Column: an art tower created by Bex with various characters on it

Spaceship Docks: a simulated low gravity area for spaceships

Cartoon School: an elementary to high school campus that is being repurposed

Budokai fighting ring: a DBZ style fighting area for practice

Pokemon arena: a pokemon stadium for battles and spectators

Hyperbolic Time Chamber: a modular chamber for creating places to train in fighting, is crossed with the Super Smash Bros stages

[splatterlewis]

MADNESS MONDAY WITH WIBBILY WOBBILY what even are we doing again? Siffrin is so tired and doing his best while trying not to snap. THIS GAME DENIES US WE MUST KEEP GOING!! In Stars And Time

[super-lemon-sama]

Of coarse speedwagon did crimes

Our boy Robert was never one to fly the straight and narrow

He was never the one to fly the straight anything

[xp0is0n3dx]

Norbertine Bresslern-Roth (1891-1978) had this ability to add so much movement and fluidity to static poses. wibbily wobbily

[yetremains]

if you know samurai and so close, even best friends, with a sakai, does that make you an ally of the sakai clan? body guard the sakai's?

Yang opened her mouth in mild confusion, then closed it again to think about this. It was just such a weird sort of inquiry that didn’t fully register for several moments until the woman’s mind began to click and the gears turn. Considering things, and how absolutely wild or messy things can get when thinking over the many years- well... Now she was going to confuse herself if she thought too hard about this. Wibbily wobbily timey wimey...

“I mean, technically? Suppose? Sure I’d not mind pledging my fists, but uh, friends and such are different- Now I’m thinking too deep into this and my brain is going to hurt here. Look, I’m not affiliated with clans or blood lines, but loyalty too my friends and ally’s.”

[be3lynn]

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?? Life expectancy for the era(estimated in book 12) when the story takes place is at most 40? And Like Pritchard was at MOST 50 or something(when he got kicked out, not even retired!!), beards begin to turn grey around 30 years. Halt having a peppered beard(grey and white) would make him like 40, which would mean that retirement for rangers is 35ish because y'know, bones do the wibbily wobbily more(the age range for US drafting is 18-26). So if Halt was 70, there is no way his reaction time is still that good in that era.

The more realistic fact is that Halt is around 40-45 in the royal ranger. (Also nothing against the original post, I just had been compiling these facts for no reason and saw an opportunity)!

[scopophobia-polaris]

I finally made a little ref sheet for my Au boy? maybe a Linksona at this point? But I finally made it so ooooooh booooy

I was really shy about making this, I just wanted to get some thoughts down about him and well I didnt say everything about him because I kinda wanna make a comic about him, a real long one and so there is some misc info in that text block and some thats not..? sorry I hope someone enjoys this giant mess of an info dump （*´▽｀*）

Because of his insomnia he can usually be found sleeping outside a little ways away from his house, just walk around in the tall grass until the random encounter pops up.

He’s actually very shy about how tall he is, it makes snuggling a problem because he always wants to be the little spoon and he is a very big boy

His cloak is all purpose, keeps him warm, keeps him cool, uses it as a blanket and an umbrella, its got a little hood to it too and it makes him (supposedly) look cool when paired with his Keaton mask

he uh....he really likes animals, he thinks cuccos are pretty cute and sometimes naps in the coop with them, he wakes up surounded by eggs and covered in feathers  

Actually his favorite is Horses, while living in the forest Mido and the rest of the Kokiri would scavenge for stuff outsiders dropped and once they found a book on horse care, even though he couldent read it Timie got really excited about the idea of horses, you don’t understand how hard he screamed when he came across Lon Lon Ranch

He also has a softspot for Dragons

When I said in denial carnivore I ment OMNIVORE, he gets spooked by meat and gets sick when he has anything beef related, its probably because he’s just not used to it, cucco is usually a no because he claims he “can’t eat cute things” which is a flat out lie, he thinks pigs are cute but would eat a ham samwitch anytime

.....also he eats monster parts so....octorock tentacle soup is a thing, turns out he can eat them because of the triforce of courage (for anyone that has followed my main and seen Naga, he ccan do the same thing, the triforce of courage needs more ablities other than makes the posessor brave, even if its just dumb stuff scdvfbg) 

He sits around on his roof and plays that Ocarina whenever he feels, if he was better at reading sheet music he would of become a musician instead of a jack of all trades master of absolutly nothing he does

So not being good at things lemme just say real fast he can’t use magic outside his crystals, if he tries to use magic naturally he will get a bad headache and worse, the only thing he has been able to do so far is light a candle and collapse

Did I mention he’s a fast learner? from what happened in oot and mm he usually never makes the same mistake twice

The boy is a solar panel! Timie falls asleep outside so much not because he just randomly falls asleep, but because he likes the feel of the sun’s warmth, also possibly it’s just that he believed he was a plant once and just wanted to be a normal Kokiri who did the photosynthesis so it’s just become a force of habit to sleep in a sunny area

His first pet was Volvagia, not the REAL Ancient Dragon Volvagia but it’s baby, turns out dragon eggs can delay hatching and stay viable for long periods of time until put in fire, like brine shrimp eggs until put into water. (And yes I’m still salty they never did much with Volvagia in the offical manga excapt for the saddest mOMENT but they didn’t do ANYTHING about expanding the backstory and never even showed it in the first few chapters??? https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RememberTheNewGuy G O S H)

Timie still calls Saria mom and goes to her for advise on almost everything

So he has two kids wow what a dad two kids wow, he absolutly adores his babies and would die for them, Aya is his daughter she’s 6 and his son Leif is 3, when Aya was born he couldent be seperated from her seriously he just wanted to hold her all day he was crying actually wait more like sobbing he couldent believe it.

He did the same thing with Leif, but there was more spooked sobbing.

Also Leif’s name was Weif at first, it was because of the stupid sneezes he was making and since the waifu for laifu wasn’t awake. . .

You see that Sheikah I like to draw? the one with the high cheekbones and the dumb hair named Arn? That who Timie’s boyfriend was, i’m not gonna say much else because I wanna write something and I will spoil a LOT of shit of I say anything super specific

BUT, I can say that Timie did get his Keaton mask and the uge to braid his hair from Arn so do what you want with that information?

For some reason Timie never uses shields anymore? He never seems to take it out anymore and it might have to do with that he realized he was using it less and less during the events of Majora’s Mask

Speaking of Majora’s Mask, Tatl started to give him a bunch of nicknames like greenie, time guy, sourpuss, stone face, music dude, man of the hours, lord of all wibbily wobbily time shenanigans, or just straight up calling him a bitch....Timie was one of the more nicer ones and he took a liking to it, it’s unknown WHY he started to call himself that

Did I mention his figure is a pun kinda???? maybe not a pun but a really bad joke can you guess what it is????

One last thing: Timie clings to others for guidance and emotional support because he lacks stability while he’s alone. Navi leaving was one of the worst moments in his life, right behind losing the Deku Tree. Timie's last boyfriend leaving took a serious emotional toll on him, as Timie genuinely saw as an anchor. He has some difficulty functioning normally when he can't be around the person he loves. It's not like he'll get weird and uncomfortable when he’s going to get groceries, but when there's no way he can be around them for months.

 When traveling alone he wears his keaton mask; not because of symbolism or something, but because it makes him look cool. Realize though, when I say he doesn't function normally, his personality ends up changing. He has a fake confidence to him and becomes like...? A trickster type, or something. He might also snatch up your rupees because he needs food. Don’t say you’ll kick his ass, because he’ll threaten to eat your fingers. It’s real easy to get him to stop doing this kind of BS, though. Call his bluff and he’ll shrivel up back into the big baby he is and will probably go home (even if he’ll be lonely there).

thanks to @fairy-spring  for helping me word some of this stuff, I feel like she’s going to see the bulletpoints and lecture me about how unprofessional some of it sounds wedcfvrgb4th

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