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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new

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this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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impeachy the conservative clown

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hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)

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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

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I really like how Elden ring uses the resource "focus" rather than something more nebulous like mana or magika. I don't know what it feels like to be low on mana. But I know what it feels like to be low on focus. I've always thought that casting a big spell should feel like you just took a math final.

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sorry for sounding too excited about my interests lol i forgot sincerity must give way to irony lest i appear as though i can find joy and positivity in a world you view through the lens of pure cynicism. my bad man i’ll make sure to mask my genuine happiness with a sardonic one-liner next time haha.

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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my favorite piece of disney trivia is that the guy who designed goofy fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him in the parking lot once

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Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu