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It's sweet that your cat likes their food 'homemade' (hand fed) <3
this is a lovely way of putting it bc im pretty sure he thinks we are two separate entities and im just not doing my job as an auto wet food feeder.
#ask#he gets one packet of wet food per day so its like 50 dry 50 wet#unfortunately i gotta go into the office nowadays and while at one point i did try a wet auto feeder#ultimately the food didnt stay cold and hed get bad poops#so uhhhhhhh#for everyones benefit now he just gets 50 50
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Not sure if I wanna keep my pfp as is, or if I wanna find someone to commission, that way it looks a little better
Everyone seems to associate me with the giant eyeballs right in your face pfp I have right now, but I'm starting to wonder if it's time to change things up a bit
#not skeleton stuff#rambles#i would love to commission people#i really would#i would do it all the time if i had money#but like#I'm a broke ass rn#i could redo it myself#but i haven't drawn skeletons in a super long time#so uhhhhhhh#[incomprehensible sounds of uncertainty here]
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#i followed up with my doctor like he asked because it's definitely been at least two weeks since starting the meds (3 i think)#and on the one hand they've been great#on the other hand i had to submit my list of lingering symptoms and go 'hey real quick are my kidneys failing?'#so uhhhhhhh#we'll see how my doc decides he wants to handle that#no lie i have met this man twice total and i trust him with my life and would follow him anywhere#i am so fucking grateful to him because i have seen more general improvement and health understanding under his care in 3months than I did#in 3 goddamn years of doctors in jersey#tbf the jersey doctors had to spend a lot of time making sure i didn't have brain cancer first so like#they did maybe have other priorities lmao#but still
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Far right fascists and trans people will never agree on anything, it simply can't happen!
The president of Argentina for some fucking reason: hold my beer, I'm boutta make everyone hate me
#the jolly writings#for context#Milei the president of Argentina is super far right#but recently got caught committing incest#so uhhhhhhh#we are about to see how his christo fascist fan base likes that lmao
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Yo I just randomly got offered a job? 20 hours a week?? $20 an hour??? Thank you pride month gods 🙏
#my mom calls me randomly like “hey you're being offered a job” and I'm like “shit fr?”#so uhhhhhhh#Yay!
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redrew my old Tony art, still have many feelings about him
#dmc#devil may cry#tony redgrave#dante#my art#so uhhhhhhh#streetrat tony had to do a lot to survive and i just#like thinking about it
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Yeah, I'm T4T
whiTeface clown 4 augusTe clown
#hi i'm falling into a clown portal#kind of really wanna get into professional clowning#so uhhhhhhh#clownblr#i'm serious btw#if you're an 18+ auguste let's talk
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'sup.
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If someone lies about getting sexually assaulted how do I prove it’s a lie
#it’s not targeted to me but it’s a girl to a guy#I don’t like the guy at all but she’ll be a real fucked up girl if she lies about this#like I don’t want this to happen and she lied and said he harassed my partner too#while my partner was with me btw#so uhhhhhhh#how could I prove this?
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#lol just took a video of me and my cat while she was being crazy#and now I’m just like “dang I really look like that? gross.”#so uhhhhhhh#that’s gonna make for a super fun time for bed time#and that mine likes me? lol how#might delete later will probably forget cuz I’m gonna get stoned and go to sleep#talking peach
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old moots… can i start being horny on main or do i need to make a new blog because fuck
#simply speaks#im pretty sure all of my moots arent minors#but i never specified minors dni#so uhhhhhhh#do i have permission#?
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"Why am I here? My brother deserved to be here not me"
Milo Castello /Alina
"Don't say that..." she said, putting her hand over his in reassurance.
"Your brother would be so incredibly proud of you if he were here, I'm sure of it."
#I am making this plot up as I go#so uhhhhhhh#that#alina starkov#alina rp#shadow and bone rp#s&b rp#milo castello
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Advice for if you think you ripped your stitches but you're only bleeding a little bit and like probably fine?
#tw medical#Tw blood#Blood tw#This is mostly a joke#But the tape holding my incision closed fell off and I'm still bleeding a bit#Even though my surgery was 4 days ago#So uhhhhhhh#Honestly idk if I even had stitches it might have just been glue???
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like a thing, make a character lineup to figure out how i would draw them. thats the way my brain works! you can find close-ups under the cut!
these were fun :] theres a lot of characters in this show that would be fun to draw, is there anyone you guys wanna see next? 🤔
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#pacifica northwest#stanley pines#bill cipher#waddles the pig#stanford pines#wendy corduroy#soos ramirez#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#gabuart#some notes for fun:#pacifica changed the most because i wanted to give her a more…preppy popular girl kinda look#i did this for no particular reason#just thought it would be cute#bill is really easy to draw obviously but i feel like i could do better somehow. its hard to top his design as it is though so#uhhhhhhh i headcanon dipper as transfem#for like…post-canon#i got emotionally attatched to the hc SJFHDJFH#but i wont police the pronouns people use for her#i dont have that kind of time or energy lol#but if you’re reading this then. now you know
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hooooogghhgh gyns
first contrapoints video released since i peaked
#was a huge fan of that channel#like. parasocial relationship fan#got me through some rough times#so uhhhhhhh#this is gonna be a rollercoaster#like#didn't []e decide to never speak about ms. rowling again following the jan '21 vid?#guess it's a good thing#shows that we're not standing down
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tw://overstim, mentions of hard(?) kink, puppygirl smut, corruption kink, porn, very degrading/condescending, oral(m)
owner!price who finds out you, his new little puppygirl, is a virgin.
his head spins, cock twitching at the idea of corrupting your dumb little puppy-brain. he pins you to his lap, a hand gripping your jaw tight, forcing you to watch video after video of sweet puppygirls like you being violated by their owners.
each one is worse than the last, he deliberately chose the most filthy, degrading, perverted clips. he feels a little mean about it, conditioning your dumb little cunt to get wet at the idea of being ruined by him, but the thought is quickly forgotten as he sees how easy it is.
he doesn't let you look away for a second, making you watch as puppygirls are spat on, tied up, spanked, edged and overstimulated. his voice is a low grumble as he toys with you, teasingly tapping your clit as he spews filth.
“I know sweetheart, you wanna be bred like that pretty girl, hm? but only big girls get their owners cock. you're just a puppy, puppys are allowed to be bred, silly girl.”
“oh? I didn't think you were such a filthy little mutt, dripping all over me while you watch other poor pups be split open by cock.”
“shh shh shh, be good sweetheart. i know, I know, you think you're a big girl. but you're wrong. your little puppy-cunt can't even take my fingers.”
he torments you for what feels like hours, tapping your clit, groping your thighs, making you watch video after video. he doesn't stop until you've turned into a drippy, sensitive, whiny mess.
even then, he doesn't grant you any real relief, pushing you off his lap. he presses the smooth leather of his boot to your sensitive, swollen little clit, watching you hump it like a bitch in heat.
strokes his cock while he watches, pulling his boot away only a second before you cum. the sight of your ruined, tear streaked face is what sends him over the edge, painting your face with his hot, sticky cum.
#uhhhhhhh hi#also thought abt price showing pup!reader videos of hybrids fucking so she could learn before she meets johnny for the first time#not the happiest w this but i really liked the idea#anyways i am working on pt2 of the pily 141 thing and some stuff from my inbox#mw2 x reader#mw2 smut#price x reader#john price x reader#price x chubby!puppygirl#price x reader smut#price x female reader#female reader#captain price x reader#john price x reader smut#mw2 x reader smut
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