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Teal Mask Kieran???? Is Kieran gonna break the curse and become his old self again to save Juliana?!
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I cannot confirm nor deny, however, your honor,,,,,,something in this guess may be true to some extent.
#:)#my fics#dipplinshipping#kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana pokemon#juliana x kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana#juliana pokemon#juliana x kieran#its gonna be so funny to release ch 22#SO funny#where we start and where we end are two wildly different and unexpected places#lololol#teal mask
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One of the other things I wrote while away was brain-dump of bullet points on Lymond thoughts (as also I finished reading Game of Kings - what a bloody stellar ending, reuniting him with his mother!!!!), but without digging up my notebook, the key lingering take-away was:
This book did ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that all those writing guides tell you NOT to do
#lymond chronicles#pacing what pacing? pacing is boring just pay attention to this bit yeah?#climax? you missed it: richard's emotional revelation and francis screaming after richard reopened his wounds SYMOBOSMLISMSSSSssssss#ah the *plot* climax? a zero-action scene of endless dialogue and a lawyer getting an erection and wanting to marry lymond for his Brain#love interest? ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#literal gay accusations? sure why not#having the man who betrayed you decide to play STRIP POKER for 12 hours to save your life? all while he's wildly confused about why-#-he's doing it? sure!!!#maddest bloody novel ever#it is a technical masterpiece in how it holds together at all I want to smack it open like a walnut and try to see what i can learn#*structurally*. except if i do i know it will lose its unexpected delightful nature#so i'll just stand back and delight in how it pulled off everything writers are told never to do
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AT LAST i have a switch and endless ocean 3
#ahahahaha#iâm watching my sister play for now and i like it so far!!#i do miss some of the old features and the more character driven story of the old games#but itâs still very cool#and eo3 was wildly unexpected in general so i kinda view the entire game as bonus content anyway#endless ocean
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any time I use the feminine pronoun or gendered titles for myself please put the ancillary justice gender filter over it. this is a gender of convenience to fit in with the locals and if I'm being honest I still find it inconvenient and counterintuitive
#have decided that i am PROBABLY fine without really changing much about myself in the gender department#though i did think it over for a long while and i'm delighted when people use an unexpected gender term for me#like i don't think it is just misogyny that makes me feel this way although it hasn't helped#i think in a society where it was expected to just pick i would find the most neutral option but it's difficult to opt out. it's a hassle#a pain even#there is probably an alternate universe me who just became some guy but i don't really want to be some guy exactly#i want to be so completely average there's nothing notable about me like a clone from clone wars#you just have to put in so much effort to be that as a woman & even then you'll get pointed out by someone who is wildly into average women#let me be a failwoman in peace#it is so hard to be exactly like everyone else but it sounds relaxing
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I love when discord soundboards only have half their words as their name. So when you press them you end up unleashing the least tonally appropriate sound
#wacky watermelons#wandersmp has a sound titled âme when im sadâ but the full sound is âme when im sad and have my pussy outâ#i unleashed this thing in my dnd vc during a relatively melancholy moment and then nearly died laughing#like. full crying. hurting my stomach#just. fully unexpected and wildly out of place#fuck. so funny
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weekend melancholy is starting to kick in >~<
#im gonna go and do my food shop etc to keep myself busy and hopefully my 2nd meds will kick in and we'll be able to handle it together#i think i kind of do this so regularly bc my brain is just processing everything bc i dont rly have time during the week#all cool tho im doing good overall def on the up n i feel way more capable of coping emotionally which is nice. i <3 meds#also.. possibly settling on the idea that i might be agender. very tentatively. lots of experiences n thoughts coming together rn#ive been reacting in unexpected ways to a lot of gendered shit atm which has made me reconsider the way i think abt myself#but very difficult to articulate it to myself let alone anyone else. so ive been sitting with it for now until it precipitates#gender stuff has never rly affected me much or ive never been in a place to explore it which is why i havent thought abt it super hard#but im not the sort of person who needs a lot of internal exploration to figure out my identity like im v self aware tbh#and while im wildly indecisive abt most things in my life for some reason i never have been abt stuff like this. i learned abt lesbianism#like idk 9 years ago-ish and straight away was like yeah that makes sense for me. never looked back since#n similarly ive experienced forms of gender dysphoria before n just immediately dealt with it symptomatically n moved on#its never been smth to agonise abt for me like i know what makes me comfortable in my skin so theres no question abt doing it#and ik im privileged to be able to do that. and also it helps that gender for me is mostly divorced from external perceptions#+ that im v autistic so social pressures dont stick to me very well. i mean yeah i was bullied for it as a kid but i was stubborn asf#so yeah from the moment i realised i was genuinely uncomfortable/upset abt it earlier this week i was like okay. lets try this instead#its given me pretty instant relief from any distress i was feeling so far which is nice. rare respite from one of my torture labyrinths#just testing out internally whether it frames things more clearly n makes me feel more myself/at peace before i choose to stick w the idea#but not gonna do a whole coming out fanfare either way. dont think i wanna change how ppl interact w me + im still a dyke#so i dont consider it relevant to anyone else unless they share a similar understanding of gender to me. or if we're v close#ill prolly broach it w other trans friends eventually bc insert philosophers talking image. but to everyone else its business as usual#happy to play my cis-sona at work. + w new queer ppl i meet ive been introducing myself recently w mirrored pronouns instead of any/all#and i think i prefer that. virtually indistinguishable but theres smth nice abt inviting ppl to recognise me the way they do themselves#like translating + localising a non-gendered language into a gendered one... simplifying decisions abt how to perceive me#and ofc ppl are still gonna perceive me however but idc much unless we're actually friends. the rest is all a performance anyway#doubtful anyone on here ever has reason to refer to me but if u do for some reason... im freeloading off ur pronouns now btw <3#but yeahhh. much 2 think abt. i need to read more alien/ai sci fi.. non-human sentience has been such a comforting concept lately#but yea tldr i woke up one morning this week like damn im prolly agender but i have a full time job to go to rn so idc abt that#.diaries#okkkk my dex is kicking in im no longer on the verge of tears lets go get these groceries wooohoooo
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had. a really weird reaction to posting my fic. just like. internally. i'm gonna keep truckin' along, and work through the ideas i have, see where that leads me. though i can't help but think that i should try to stay with things that are more conventional.
which is why it is extremely funny to me that i had my first clear idea of prose for a fic that i *know* is more niche than the last one I posted. i am starting to see plot trajectories for it. this is fine
#im not like. genuinely upset. just let me say that. i am very very thankful for anyone that read what i wrote. wholeheartedly.#like genuinely.#i had some Unexpected emotional reactions to being that vulnerable yesterday. so. that's that.#but literally i was like 'okay so we should probably stick to survival AUs. people like that'#and yesterday my brain was like: wrong. the ballad of tam lin fusion ONLY#and today i now have a pretty good idea for where i want this IndyCar AU to go.#a sport that literally nobody i know irl outside of my family cares about. Great!#genuinely i think they will both be really fun projects and I'll get to try out a few wildly different settings#so I'm excited! but good lord.#not even in this can i just stick to convention.#welp. my parents always said i marched to the beat of my own drum. it's fair that this persists in all things.#(to be clear: i think this is very funny of me. good god. of course this is what i'd do. of course)#writing woes
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you'd think this would be enough for me to know some peace. and yet
#in the moment i was like ok everyone's going wild because it's a funny unexpected scenario and then it will calm down#but boy was i wrong#this is the third time this year i've had to blacklist taylor's name + associated words#(first following the breakup then during matty and now once again)#i just cannot read so many posts about her dating life without wanting to repeatedly bang my head against a wall#i'm seeing takes on all ends of the positive to negative spectrum and yet somehow all of them feel like wildly disproportionate responses#talking
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Okay, so my writing for Season 3 has taken a mighty unexpected twist (I'm focusing more on plot! Plot! Me? Who could have seen it coming) and to make sure I'm actually able to make something that ties up all the threads introduced in the previous seasons I am gonna have to spend today listening to the whole show and taking notes on what I do or don't what or what I forgot. I'm also hoping it will trigger some ideas.
I haven't listened the to the show all together (in fact I think the last time I even heard an episode was sometime last year and the only time I regularly listen to the show is when we are finalizing the episodes in post) so I'm quite excited.
We have made a fantastic project, but because I know it so well and I am, more or less, always working on the next part, I rarely actually go and just reflect on it.
#small victories#fiction podcast#audio fiction#audio drama#I'm so excited for where Season 3 is going#it's wildly unexpected and frankly it's only happening because I made a wacky descion in the first episode because it#felt right
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Reading comments on my fics where people are anticipating how my stories r gonna end make me feel like this I won't lie
#Like how are you guessing how my story will end. I don't even know how my story will end#I got a really detailed bunch of comments on reset and it puts me in a position where like#I either have to do the thing they predicted and prove them right or do something WILDLY different just to prove some kind of point#And I don't wanna be like those game of thrones jerkoffs who decide to do something that goes against the internal logic of the writing#Just so I can try to be unexpected u know#Does a kick flip anyway-#Confessions of a chronic pantser
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sometimes I kinda wonder if yokoyama has like. some sort of weird personal grudge over majima or something for whatever reason. because itâs honestly really odd and sort of offputting to see a gameâs director dislike a widely beloved long-time character who is almost-universally regarded as an icon in the franchise, so vocally to the extent of being rude about it right next to the characterâs voice actor (who loves playing him and appreciates him as a character way more)
#and a lot of his comments donât even make sense?#like. how on earth can you help write/direct yakuza 0 and still consider majima to be some weird creepy guy with no story importance?????#that just. actually does not make any sense. did he just. not pay any attention to his own game#the more I play through the games the more I seriously canât understand how anyone can play multiple yakuza games and still think of majima#as the one-dimensional mad dog persona and that alone. like he disproves that CONSTANTLY. not just in yakuza 0 but in like every fucking#game heâs in basically???#itâs very obvious heâs got HELLA depth to him and the DIRECTOR of all people should know that like what are you even Doing bro#bfdjcjkdnfnfnfnv itâs so fucking weird man I donât get it#this dude legit seems like heâs got a personal issue with majimaâs existence or his popularity or something and I donât know why but itâs#really petty and stupid and absolutely doesnât excuse being rude about it to Everyone who wants to see more of the character AND the#voice actor who has a great time playing him and clearly loves and cherishes the character and his time playing him a lot#hoping one day weâll get some wildly unexpected interesting majima content in a game or something and heâll just go âhaha sike! I got you!â#âpretended to be A Hater so you wouldnât see this coming!â#but yeah thatâs not gonna happen#rambling#rgg#yakuza#majima#goro majima
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Actually yeah, HE was the first character that came to my mind reading that tweet
putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did
#because obviously it was gonna be an ~wildly unexpected character so obviously no human or humanoid characters#and talking about how he should wear more. he only wears a plain red shirt. no pants#no anything else. Winnie Pooh first candidate#'he literally made millions from this body' and yeah Winnie the Pooh's body shape is memorable
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I have never plotted anything in my life and have no idea how stories work and am getting stupider by the minute.
I think it is time to step away from my computer.
#I have put lots of things into the pot so it can simmer#but I am hitting another hard wall#I also made the mistake of going to look at other things in the genre#which led me to free to play on itch which is where I am and what I am planning to release but does have the fic/self pub problem#of being the wild west in terms of creatitivity and skill level#people doing wildly unexpected things that are brilliant but weird#first ever projects#so i went into the work of recommend me a visual novel#which is a of course a huge and complicated genre more in the arena of YA#where a whole bunch of things are mashed together under a loose umbrella and they're like yeah these are the same#and also these are major studio productions far beyond anything I'm going to be able to maek#and now I'm back in the#what the fuck am I even doing? range#i need a short story. I need it.#I need to proof of concept#But that's actually super hard to wrap my head around#because nothing I have really enjoyed in this world is a short story
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"because you're my wife."
the voice is aggressive and harsh, which isn't unexpected because of the person it comes from, but the words have you feeling warm even with the possessiveness and aggression that comes off of it, it still has you face heating up and your eyes averting from his ruby red ones that seem to see right through you.
sukuna's fist is clenched and his body is tense as he stands in front of you, unknown and unwanted emotions flowing throughout his body, his heart beating rapidly and loudly in his earsâhe wonders if he's having a heart attack at the moment. his swallows as he takes in your beautiful side-profile, light hitting your sun kissed skin just right, his fingers itch with the need to grip unto you. to take you.
his throat feels tight.
your stubborn, recklessâsmart but reckless. it gets on his nerves, the way you don't seem to care about anything, not even yourself. your defiant, especially against him. don't follow rules, and go by what you think is right, and no one, not even him, can get in the way of what you think is right. and it's funny, you're just a mere human, a bothersome woman. sukuna could take your life easily, he has no doubt you would put up a fight, but he could kill you.
that was the plan all along, marry a member of the zenin clan, get the information needed, then kill them.
but things had changed, a lot of things changed since he met you. you made sukuna...feel things. you were different from all the members of that shitty clan, with your hair that rose towards the sun, always looking neat with the little curly coils and always feeling soft to the touch, you didn't cease to amaze sukuna with the little way you styled it and with the way you cared it so delicately.
your fierce glare that rarely left sukuna's gaze, never backing down even when he gave you the most deadliest of looks that had anyone else cowering, those same eyes that allow him to see how vunerable you are when you let him have his way with you and show him how you truly felt at times. those plumpy soft lips, full and round, they felt like heaven against his own when they overlapped. your sweet fucking voice, always finding something to cuss him out about, always saying his name in more ways than once. shit don't let him start on your fucking body.
you made sukuna feel things, give him this warm and nice feeling inside and it makes him sick. everything would go according to plan if you didn't make sukuna fall for youâif you werenât so you. that's why he can't kill you,
and that's why he's so fucking upset.
with your arms crossed over your chest, you unintentionally make the male infront of you glance down at your supple breast that sits temptingly against your bra, you suck your teeth in annoyance still refusing to look at him. "i was your wife before, and it wasn't a problem." before, before he fell for you. before he got infactuated with you.
his jaw tightens and he grabs your chin, forcing you to stare into his eyes. "i said what i said, you'e not doing that shit. you're gonna get fucking killed."
you drag your hand from his grip as if you were burned, returning his equally intense gaze and ignoring the way your panties seem to cling unto you. drenched with annoyingly arousal. "don't talk to me like im a fucking child, ryomen."
sukunaâs head tilted in brief wonder and amusement, astonished that you would spit his last name out with such venom, knowing he could kill you in a second. knowing that not only was it his name but yours.
he lets out a bitter chuckle, "stop fucking acting like it."
it's a silent battle between you and him after that. both of you silently daring the other to look away as you continued to glare at each otherâa silent battle between husband and wife. a war between two faith-fucked lovers.
sukuna huffs out a breath, shaking his head wildly before cradling your delicate and god-like face in his palmâakin to some form of desperation.
âwhat is it going to take? to prevent you from doing this to-to stop you from going on this fucking suicide mission?!â his voice almost cracks.
sukuna ryomenâs voice almost cracks.
your hand is so little in contrast to his. it has committed less cruelty and faced less harsh treatment compared to his, yet you place your hands over his and caress them with such gentleness. such tenderness and love.
and sukunaâs heart cracks at the words that left your lips, inhaling sharply as if he had been stabbed in the chest.
âthereâs nothing you can do, you canât stop me from doing this. nothing you do or say will change my mind and thatâs final.â
the king of curses forgets how to breathe.
#x black reader#x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna#jjk x black reader#jjk x reader#jjk sukuna#jjk x you#jjk fanfic#jujutsu sukuna#jujutsu kaisen x black reader#jujustsu kaisen#black reader#writtenbyjae
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please please please - eddie munson
Eddie Munson x female! Hopper! reader
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Eddie Munson Masterlist
Summary:
Eddie is no stranger to the Hawkins legal system. Itâs no surprise to anyone when heâs dragged in in cuffs again, but it is unexpected when someone catches his eye - the police chiefâs daughter.
Warnings:
Smut (18+), p in v, unprotected sex, oral (m receiving), dirty talk, a little bit of sub!eddie, delinquent!eddie, talk of drugs, weed use
Word Count: 6.2k
A/N:
Iâve been stuck in the worst writing slump! So glad to finally finish something I feel good about and share with you guys :)
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You spent most days after school sitting around the Hawkins police station, working on your homework until your dad was ready to take you both home. You werenât the biggest fan of sitting in the empty house alone, and waiting for him here beat having to walk home since you still didnât have a car.
You sat at an empty desk, chin in your hand as you tapped the pencil against your paper. The gentle chatter of the station filled your ears. You were bored, tired of fighting with your math homework, wishing you could be off with your friends instead of here.
The sound of the door opening abruptly caught your attention, your eyes moving to the source of the noise. Officer Callahan came in, leading a man in cuffs. A man - as if you ever could have mistaken Eddie Munson. The âFreakâ of Hawkins High. With his tall, lanky build, his mess of curly hair, and his metalhead attire, he was hard to miss.
Your dad stepped out of his office, a hand running over his mustache with a sigh. âWhat are you doing in my station again, Munson? Didnât you and I have a good talk?â
âJust missed ya so much, Hop,â Eddie quipped back with a grin, looking much too cheerful for his current predicament.
âCaught him trespassing at the old factory,â Officer Callahan supplied, holding onto Eddie by the back of his jacket.
âDrugs?â Jim Hopper asked.
âJust half a joint,â Callahan answered.
Hopper let out another deep sigh. âIâm trying to work with you here, Eddie. This is your fifth arrest this school year alone. Believe it or not, I donât want to see you ending up behind bars for years of your life.â
Eddie shook his head with a grin, curls bouncing wildly. âI hear ya, Hop. You donât have to worry about me.â
âEvidently I do,â Hopper muttered. âHow about this? You can spend the night here with us tonight, and you can think about whether thatâs how you want to spend your life.â He claps Eddie on the shoulder hard before heâs turning to walk back into his office.
Officer Callahan leads Eddie through the station, Eddie smiling at the other officers as they pass like theyâre on a first name basis, which they probably are. When his eyes meet yours, his grin grows even wider. He has a beautiful smile, which is something youâre just now noticing for the first time. Heâs really hot in general, you realize. Only when your heart starts beating out of your chest at his attention. He shoots you a flirty wink as he passes, and then Callahan is roughly taking him back to the cells.
You think about Eddie for the rest of the day. Even when your dad comes out, pulling on his coat and says itâs time to head home. Even when youâre riding home in the passenger seat of the police vehicle, Hopper trying to make conversation about your day. When you sit down and eat dinner together. And especially as youâre laying in bed in the silence of the night.
Youâre leaving school 2 days later, walking through the parking lot with your backpack slung over your shoulder when youâre stopped by a voice.
âHey, Hopper!â
You turned at the sound, eyebrows raising at the sight of Eddie Munson walking towards you. âWeird to say that name and not be talking about your dad,â Eddie laughed when he reached you, a hand running through his curls.
You looked at him, confused why he was talking to you in the first place. âUh, can I help you?â
Eddie gave you that big smile, bowing his head to you. âI was hoping you might do me the honors of spending the afternoon with me.â
You looked at him skeptically. âMe? Why?â
âWhy not?â Eddie laughed, and you couldnât help but notice how beautiful of a smile he had again. âYou seem cool. I want to get to know you better.â
That was how you found yourself in the back of Eddie Munsonâs van, watching his long fingers rolling up a joint. Some kind of metal blasted from the carâs speakers, some band you definitely werenât familiar with. Your stomach was in knots as you watched him deftly roll the paper.
âAre you sure this is okay?â you asked as Eddie finished up, realizing youâd run out of time to stall.
ââCourse itâs okay,â Eddie laughed, running his tongue along the paper. You watched intently as his long tongue poked out to trail along the seam of the joint. âWhy wouldnât it be?â
âMy dadâŠâ
Eddie waved you off before you even finished your sentence. âHopâs never gonna know. Calm down.â He produced a lighter from his pocket and handed you both with a flourish. âMâlady.â
You took them from him cautiously, as if they might explode in your hand. You looked over the foreign object. You were pretty sure you knew which side to light.
Your inspection was interrupted by Eddieâs chuckling. âYou really havenât done this before, huh?â
Your eyes met his and you blushed, casting your gaze downwards. âNo. Iâve never smoked anything.â
âOoh, a good girl,â Eddie teased, reaching forward to pluck the joint from your fingers. âIâll get it started for you, baby.â
Your cheeks heated even more at the pet name, but you watched as Eddie placed the joint between his lips (you were correct about which side gets lit, at least) and flicked the lighter, bringing it to his face. The flame caught evenly, burning perfectly as Eddie breathed in a long drag. Once heâd taken two big puffs, he handed it back to you.
You took it from him with shaking hands. You brought it to your lips and breathed in just like youâd watched Eddie do - only to feel like your throat was on fire and start coughing your lungs out.
Eddie laughed hard, reaching to grab you a bottle of water. âItâs okay. Just try again. You donât have to take a huge hit.â
Once your coughing fit had ended and youâd wiped the tears off your face, gratefully accepting the water bottle and taking a big sip, you worked up the courage to try again. You breathed in slower this time, following the instructions Eddie was giving you. This time you were able to get the smoke into your lungs and hold it there, letting it out in a shaking breath before you started coughing again.
âAtta girl!â Eddie praised, taking the joint back from you and bringing it back to his own mouth. âYouâre a natural. Knew youâd like it.â
It didnât take long before you began to feel it. The music sounded so good you just had to sway along, and everything Eddie said was so funny. Time felt like it moved in slow motion and life looked like you were watching a movie.
âEnjoying yourself?â Eddie asked, making himself nice and comfortable in the back of the van. His long legs were spread out before him, crossed at the ankles while his hands rested intertwined on his stomach.
You nodded, a dopey smile on your face. âYeah, IâmâŠhaving a great time,â you said before falling into a fit of giggles.
Eddie laughed along with you. âYeah, looks like it.â He looked you over, like he was admiring every part of your body. âI knew I could get you to loosen up.â
His music sounded heavenly in your ears now. You were so warm and cozy, you could have stayed here all night. You spent most of the night there with Eddie, just talking and laughing about any and everything. You realized it had been a long time since youâd laughed so hard and felt so free.
Eddie drove you home, thankfully early enough that you beat your dad there. Your head still felt fuzzy but you werenât as blasted as you had been.
âThanks,â you said shyly as you climbed out of the van. âFor the ride home and the, uhâŠweed.â
Eddie gave you that huge grin again. âAny time, sweetheart.â
You spent yet another night with your thoughts full of Eddie. He was actually a cool person. But you knew your dad would never approve of that friendship, or what you had been up to tonight.
Hopper came home with pizzas in hand. You were relieved, since youâd had the munchies for hours and the snacks you and Eddie had devoured in the back of the van had long since worn off. He looked at you suspiciously when you laughed far too hard at his cheesy dad jokes, but didnât question you.
You and Eddie were fast friends after that. Spending just about every day after school together, getting high, exploring abandoned buildings you werenât supposed to be at, sitting in on Corroded Coffin band practice and Hellfire Club meetings. You had become near inseparable, something that was strange to his friends when he first brought you around, but now you were like a package deal. Where Eddie went, you were sure to follow, and vice versa.
Eddie continued having his run-ins with the Hawkins police, including your father. It seemed he was just incapable of staying out of trouble. He got bored, and once that boredom hit, he was sure to be off doing something stupid to entertain himself, no matter how you put your foot down or begged him not to.
You could hardly even be surprised when you were home one night and Hopper walked in, looking pissed as hell and grumbling under his breath as he slid off his jacket.
âWhatâs wrong?â you asked him, brows furrowed. You hadnât seen him come home this worked up very often.
Hopper turned towards you, eyes softening as he took in his daughterâs face, not wanting to take his frustration out on you. He sighed again. âItâs that Munson kid. Caught him doing a deal and he ran. Had to put a warrant out for him.â
You shouldnât have been surprised, but your mouth nearly dropped. You reined it in, however, since your dad isnât even supposed to know you know Eddie at all. âWow,â is all you can think to offer.
Hopper began heading towards his bedroom to shower and change before dinner. âI have tried and tried to help that boy,â he muttered, seemingly only to himself. âBut he just doesnât want the damn help.â
Eddie was on your mind as usual that night, but this time it was worry. You tossed and turned in bed once you laid down. What kind of trouble had he gotten himself into this time?
Ping. Ping.
The sound of something hitting your window jolted your attention in that direction. Sure enough, the sound came again, accompanied by a pebble smacking against the glass.
You climbed out of bed in your pajamas, feeling nervous as you approached the window. You pushed it open, leaning your head outside.
âEddie?â
Sure enough, the metalhead stood beneath your window, looking more disheveled than usual. He gave you a big smile. âRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hairâŠâ
You rolled your eyes. âWhat the fuck are you doing here?â you hissed, trying to keep your voice as low as possible. Because really, how dumb is he to show up to the police chiefâs house when thereâs a warrant out for his arrest?
âNeeded to see you,â Eddie said simply with a shrug of his shoulders. âCâmon.â
âWhere are we going?â you asked, eyebrows raised high.
âDoes it matter?â Eddie smiled.
You debated on it. You knew this was a terrible idea. But hell, it was more fun than being in your room alone. You held up a finger telling him to give you a minute before you slipped back into the room and threw on a pair of jeans and an oversized hoodie over the t-shirt you were sleeping in. Socks and sneakers on your feet and then you were climbing out your window for the first time ever, falling to the ground safely with Eddieâs assistance. His hands lingered on your hips once you were on the ground, causing a blush to rise to your cheeks.
Eddie had parked his van around the block. The two of you walked together in mostly silence, not wanting to draw attention to yourselves. Once you were safely in the van it felt like you could breathe again. Eddie cranked his music up, and took off.
âAre we fugitives now?â you teased, nighttime breeze blowing through the open window and whipping your hair around your face.
âJust me,â Eddie laughed. You laughed too, even though nothing about the situation was funny, really.
Eddie pulled the van to a stop on a back road, a spot hidden from prying eyes. âI thought we could sit here and just hang out,â Eddie explained as he saw you taking in your surroundings. âMaybe smoke a little, listen to music, whatever you want.â
Thatâs how you ended up in the back of the van again, a common hangout for the two of you. A joint shared between you and good music playing through the carâs speakers, you were both feeling amazing. You sat next to him, leaned against his shoulder as you enjoyed each otherâs company.
âI always thought you were so pretty, you know.â
The words caught you so off guard you suspected youâd imagined them. But you turn to Eddie and heâs looking right at you, like heâs waiting for you to say something. Like heâs nervous.
âY-you did?â is all youâre able to respond.
Eddie smiled softly. âYeah, of course.â His hand comes up to cup your cheek gently. âI still do. You are pretty. The prettiest girl Iâve ever seen.â
Your skin felt like it was on fire. You knew you had to be red as a tomato right now, and you hoped the dim lighting in the van was enough to hide it from Eddieâs searching eyes. You knew you needed to say something, but you couldnât make the words come out of your mouth.
Eddie brushed a piece of hair behind your ear. He was looking at you so intensely now, it made your heart beat out of your chest. He calls your name, and it sounds more beautiful on his tongue than youâve ever heard it.
âI like you,â he said, looking right into your eyes. âI really like you. Youâre the coolest girl Iâve ever met. And youâre hot, funny, smart. The whole package.â
You couldnât believe the words that were coming out of Eddieâs mouth, and you were pretty sure the weed was making your brain work in slow motion. But he wasnât laughing at his own joke, or saying he didnât mean it. He was looking into your eyes, waiting for you to say something, anything, back.
âIâŠâ you began, quickly realizing your throat was extremely dry. Eddie handed you a water bottle with a chuckle, and you took it gratefully. Once the water had soothed your throat (and given you a second to stall), you had enough courage to turn back to him. âIâŠI like you, too.â
Eddieâs face lit up at your words. âYeah? You do?â
He was so cute, like an excited puppy. It was so easy to forget that this guy saw the police station as a second home and had a warrant out for his arrest that very moment. You briefly wondered if being here with him put yourself in any legal trouble, but you also didnât really care. âYeah. I really do.â
Eddieâs hand remained on your cheek, thumb rubbing softly over your skin. He brought his other hand to your other cheek, and then he was pulling you in. Your heart nearly stopped in your chest as you let him pull you until his lips were on yours.
Kissing Eddie felt more natural than you ever could have thought. It felt like you had always been doing this, his lips so familiar to you it was like you knew exactly what to do to drive him wild. Or maybe that was just the effect you had on him.
Eddieâs hands began to wander as you kissed him back deeply, leaving your face to trail up your thigh and to your hips, rubbing your sides over your hoodie.
He reached for the hem of your hoodie and quickly pulled it over your head. You were left in the thin pajama shirt, no bra underneath. You prayed he couldnât see your nipples through your shirt, but with the way he was staring, you suspected he could.
âSo hot,â Eddie moaned, his large hands reaching out to grasp your breasts over your shirt. Chills spread through your body as his fingers trailed over your hard nipples, and he moaned again. He groped at your tits for a while until he couldnât take it anymore and pulled your shirt over your head, hands going straight back to your now-bare breasts. He leaned forward and wrapped his mouth around one of your nipples, his fingers still working the other.
The sensation caught you off guard and you gasped, a hand involuntarily shooting up to grab ahold of Eddieâs curls and accidentally pulling, which made him groan against your skin. Moans spilled from your mouth as he ran his tongue over your nipple, circling around it before puckering his lips around it and sucking. You arched your back into his mouth, wanting more, more of this feeling Eddie was providing that was making you feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
Eddie switched sides, wrapping his hot mouth against your other nipple as he attended to the other with his fingers, rubbing and pinching. The wetness left on your now exposed nipple made the cool air even more noticable against the sensitive bud. Your head leaned back against the wall of the van as Eddie worshiped your tits, his jeans growing uncomfortably tight. He palmed himself, desperate for some relief on his aching cock.
He pulled off your nipple with a pop and moved back to your lips, tongue immediately pushing into your mouth and licking everywhere he could reach, kissing you hungrily, filthily. You were both moaning into each otherâs mouths, tongues tangled together, trading heavy breaths between you. You could feel your clit throbbing, you couldnât remember the last time you had been so turned on.
âIâm so hard for you,â Eddie moaned against you, biting down on your bottom lip harshly. You let out a mix between a gasp and a moan, making Eddie chuckle darkly.
âCan IâŠfeel?â you asked, feeling shy.
Eddie groaned at the question, dropping his head into the crook of your neck. âGod, baby, you donât even have to ask.â
Nervous, you reached over towards the bulge in his jeans. It looked intimidating enough from here. The second your palm pressed against it Eddie let out a desperate sounding groan, pushing his hips up against your hand even harder. You could feel that he was absolutely rock hard. It surprised you how hard he was, and you briefly thought he had to be uncomfortable trapped in there. He had too many clothes on, anyway.
You tugged on his shirt, wanting it out of the way. Eddie smirked at you, picking up the hint immediately as he shrugged his leather jacket off his shoulders before pulling his t-shirt over his head. You took in his bare chest in front of you, the pale skin now exposed to you. You rubbed your fingers over his belly and chest, feeling every part of him you could reach. Eddie just let you, head leaning back against the wall as he enjoyed your touch.
âFeels good, baby,â he breathed, eyes closed. He looked so pretty like this, you thought.
You trailed your hands lower, down to the bit of hair leading beneath his jeans. Eddieâs eyes shot open to look at you when your fingertips brushed there. Your hand moved lower, rubbing over his hard on over his jeans again, earning another delicious groan from his lips.
âYou seem uncomfortable in hereâŠâ you said teasingly as you rubbed him.
He looked up at you, the expression in his eyes nearly pained. âYeahâŠI am,â he said, voice quiet and gruff.
âI could help you with thatâŠâ you said, giving him a squeeze that dragged an even more delicious sound from him. âIf you want me to.â
âYes, god yes, please,â Eddie begged, sounding as desperate as he felt. âPlease touch me, baby.â
You hadnât realized you would like the sound of him begging, but you absolutely do. Your hands moved to his belt, working open his buckle. Eddie watched you work, big brown eyes focused on your lithe hands undoing his belt before moving to the button and zipper of his jeans.
âWait-â Eddie said, causing you to halt your movements immediately and look up at him, concerned. He smiled at you sheepishly. âCan you take yours off first? Wanna enjoy the view.â
You rolled your eyes at the dopey grin on his face, but obliged. You gave him a little show as you wiggled your hips, pushing the denim down your body until you kicked it away. Eddieâs eyes never left you once.
Left in only your panties now, you moved back to Eddie, fingers hooking onto the waistband of his jeans. He lifted his hips off the ground as you pulled them down for him. He was left in nothing but his boxers, your eyes immediately drawn to the very, very large tent in them.
âYou look like you need some attention,â you teased.
It took everything in Eddie to resist wrapping his own hand around his cock, pulsing and aching and neglected, but he wanted you to be the one to touch him. âYeah, uhâŠcould definitely use some,â Eddie said, his cheeks flushing pink. Cute.
You watched him as you leaned forward, licking against the tip of his cock over his boxers.
Eddie shuddered, a shaky groan leaving his lips. âDonât tease me sweetheart, please,â he begged. You could see his dick twitch beneath the material.
As much fun as you were having, you decided to take mercy on him. Eddie lifted his hips again for you to pull his boxers down, his girth slapping against his abdomen. Your eyes widened at it - long, hard, and needy. Tip red and leaking, cock twitching as he looked at you looking at him.
You wrapped a hand around his base, drawing a hiss from Eddie. You started stroking him slowly, thumb running over his tip and smearing his precum along his length. Eddie groaned, resisting the urge to buck his hips up for more. âGod, baby,â he moaned, head thrown back and eyes closed.
âFeel good?â you asked him, eyes darting between your hand moving along his beautiful cock, and his beautiful face, contorted in pleasure.
âFuck yeah,â he moaned, eyes opening to look into your face. âFaster, sweetheart, please.â
You sped up your movements, jerking him faster. You reached your free hand down to grasp his balls, making Eddie whimper. âFuck, please, your mouth, babeâŠâ
You didnât think you could deny anything he asked of you right now. You got yourself comfortable on your knees in front of him before leaning forward and wrapping your lips around his tip. Swirling your tongue around the head, flicking over the slit and tasting him. Eddieâs hand shot up to grab your hair, his thighs trembling beneath your hands. You sunk your head down his length, determined to take as much of him as possible. You gagged about halfway down, already feeling like you were taking so much.
âYou can take it, sweetheart,â Eddie said, his voice strained and fist shaking against the back of your head. âYou can take all of me. Open that pretty mouth nice and wide for me.â
You moaned around him at his dirty words, and Eddie couldnât help the way his hips bucked up into your mouth. âShit! Sorry!â Eddie exclaimed as you came off him quickly, gagging and coughing.
âItâs okay,â you said, wiping the tears from your face once you were breathing normally again. You wrapped your lips around him again and sunk down, opening your jaw as wide as you could. Tears started falling again once you had taken almost all of him, and you nearly gave up, if not for the sinful noises Eddie was making as you took him deeper and deeper. When you finally felt your nose pressed against the brown curls at his base, you felt accomplished. You hummed around him, pleased with your work.
Eddie, however, was hanging on by a thread.
âShit, shit!â he hissed, fist clenched in your hair and whole body shaking at the feeling of his entire cock buried down your throat. He knew you probably couldnât breathe, so he only held you there for a few glorious seconds before he let go, resting his hand on your head instead of forcing it.
You began to bob your head up and down, taking as much of him as you could every time. Eddie moaned wantonly above you, fingers brushing through your hair affectionately as you gave him the best head of his life. âGod, baby, thatâsâŠfucking incredible, shitâŠâ
You pop off of his cock and move down to lick at his balls, sucking them into your mouth which makes Eddieâs moans go higher. You take his length back in your mouth and suck him messily, saliva dripping down onto his thighs. Neither of you cared. It caught you by surprise when Eddie pulled on your hair, pulling you off of him entirely. You looked at him confused.
âI was about to bust down your throat, babe,â Eddie laughed, completely breathless. âAnd I wanna fuck that cute little pussy first.â
Eddie pushed you against the floor of the van as he crawled over you, long curls reaching down to tickle your face. You giggled, which Eddie loved, and he dipped his head, shaking it to tickle you with his hair even more.
He dipped his head lower to press kisses to your neck. He started slow, placing kisses across the skin, before he started nipping at your pulse point, biting and sucking the sensitive spot. The feeling drove you crazy, and you arched into him, turning your head to give him full access. Eddie absolutely devoured your skin, moaning as he left dark love bites to remember him by.
His hand slipped beneath the hem of your panties, fingers tracing through your glistening folds. âSo wet for meâŠâ Eddie mumbled against your ear, sending chills through your body. He held his hand up to show your wetness covering his long fingers, before sticking them in his mouth and sucking them clean with a groan. âAnd so sweet.â
Eddie was on his knees between your legs before you even realized what was happening, his fingers hooking in the waistband of your panties as he slowly began to peel them off your body and down your smooth legs.
He placed his hands on your knees and spread your legs apart, eyes drinking in your pussy spread out before him, all for him. âGodâŠâ he muttered to himself, and his cock kicked up with anticipation.
âWant you, Eddie,â you begged him, as he was taking far too long just to stare. You couldnât really blame him, though, as your eyes lingered on his body a little too long, too.
Eddie smirked at you. âYeah? Want my cock, sweetheart?â he teased, leaning forward to trail his lips along your jaw.
âPlease,â you begged him, pushing your hips up against him, his cock sliding against your slick folds. Eddie groaned, his eyes fluttering shut as he rocked his hips against you more.
âYou ready for me, baby?â he asked, lifting your legs around his waist and rubbing his cockhead against your throbbing clit, lining himself up at your entrance. ââCause I donât know how much longer I can wait.â
âPlease, please,â you begged again, writhing beneath him, so desperate to feel Eddie inside you. You felt your pussy clenching around nothing, your mind running with thoughts of what it will feel like to have all of him.
Eddie needed no further encouragement. He began to push in, groaning as he sunk into you inch by inch. The stretch was intense but also incredible. You could feel every ridge and vein of his cock. You grabbed onto his shoulders, fingers digging into his skin as he stretched you more and more with every thick inch. Your brow was furrowed, eyes closed tight as he finally bottomed out, keeping himself still despite his every instinct to absolutely ruin you.
âYou okay, baby?â Eddie asked, eyes intently on your face. You opened your eyes, letting out a shaky exhale. The pain was starting to fade as you got used to his girth.
âIâm okay,â you assured him. âYou can move.â
He pulled his hips back, slowly drawing out of you. Despite the pain you had felt, being empty was worse. You wanted nothing more than for him to fill you again. Thankfully, you didnât have to wait long.
Eddie set a steady pace, thrusting into you slowly yet powerfully. You couldnât help but moan with every thrust, each push inside of you pressing right up against something that felt absolutely incredible. Your body trembled beneath him as Eddie leaned over you, rolling his hips into yours again and again.
âShit, youâre so tight, baby,â Eddie muttered against your cheek as he pressed deep inside you, causing you to cry out at the intense pressure against your bundle of nerves. âTaking me so well. Youâre so good for me.â
You moaned at his praise, wanting to be a good girl for him. âFaster, Eddie, please,â you whined.
With the permission heâd been waiting for, Eddie sped up his hips, fucking into you harder and faster. The van was rocking, windows fogged up, the obscene sound of your skin slapping together and loud, uninhibited moans filling the space and tuning out the music.
Eddie buried his face in your neck, loud whines coming from his pretty lips. You never imagined he could make the noises he was currently making, and it made your clit throb even harder, your pussy clenching tightly around his length.
âSo good baby, perfect little cunt,â Eddie rasped out, sounding like he was utterly lost in the feeling of you. He began to babble, mind lost to the pleasure. âThatâs my good girl, taking my fat cock like that. Letting me spread her wide and take whatâs mine. Filthy little slut, all for me, fuck, so fucking tight and wet, pussyâs perfect.â
All you could do was hold onto his strong shoulders, desperate for some sort of lifeline as he fucked you stupid. Your eyes nearly rolled back in your head as he began to move even faster, hips snapping into you brutally now as Eddie sets a relentless pace. Desperate moans spilled from your lips uncontrollably. Eddieâs free hand gripped onto your thigh tightly as he rutted into you, his other arm holding all his weight above you.
âSoâŠso good, Eddie, feels so good, youâre so deep, sâbig, canât take itâŠâ you find yourself rambling without a single coherent thought in your brain.
âYou can take it, sweetheart, you are taking it, taking me so good,â Eddie encouraged. He bit down on your shoulder, and you cried out, squeezing around him. You felt something building deep inside you, growing rapidly with every move of Eddieâs hips.
âEddieâŠâm closeâŠâ you whined, and he moaned against your neck.
âPretty girl, my girl. I want you to come all over my cock,â Eddie begged, hips pistoning into you at a rapid pace. He let go of your thigh and moved his free hand between your bodies instead, pressing down on your swollen clit and rubbing circles against it. âWanna feel you make a mess all over me.â
The moans leaving your lips were so whiny, desperate sounding and loud, you hardly even recognized them as coming from you. You didnât even know you were making noises at all. Eddie shoved you right off the edge, and your release hit hard. You tightened your legs around his waist as you arched beneath him, hips bucking up to meet his movements as you moaned his name over and over again. Eddie pressed his lips onto yours hard, swallowing your moans as he licked into your mouth again, his own moans growing in intensity now.
âFuckâŠshit, sweetheart, âm gonna cum, âm almost there, keep squeezing me just like that, Christ,â Eddie babbled as his thrusts turned quicker, frantic and sloppy with no rhythm as he desperately chased his release. He pumped into you roughly a couple more times before he stilled with a cry, painting your walls with his seed deep inside. He pumped his hips slowly through the last of his orgasm, making sure you got every last drop.
Your bodies were wrapped around one another as you came down from your highs, both trembling and trying to catch your breath. Once Eddie had composed himself enough he began placing kisses all over your neck, up to your cheek until he eventually reached your lips, where he placed a sweet, lingering kiss.
Eddie rolled off of you, not bothering to go farther than the floor of the van next to you. He reached for his cigarettes and pulled one out, placing it between his lips and lighting it. The smoke filled the van, and you scrunched up your nose at the smell.
âThat was fucking incredible,â Eddie laughed, breaking the silence. You couldnât help but smile back at him.
âYeah. It was.â
Eddie draws circles onto the skin of your belly with his free hand as he drags on his cigarette. âMaybeâŠyou should be my girl.â
Your gaze shot to his face, your eyebrows raised. âYeah?â
âYeah.â Eddie smiled, brushing some of your sweaty hair out of your face. âYouâre the coolest girl Iâve ever met. I love spending time with you.â A smirk grew across his face. âPerfect pussy, too.â
You smacked him on the arm, making Eddie laugh. âYouâre such a perv.â
âI just canât help myself around you.â Eddie looked at you like you were the best thing heâd ever seen in his life. A revelation. A goddess.
You sighed, noticing the time on the vanâs radio. âShit. I probably need to get back home before dad realizes Iâm gone.â
Eddie sighed heavily, too, as he finished his cigarette and stubbed it out. âYeah. Iâll drive you back.â He didnât want to see the night end, but he knew you were right. He began to pull his clothes back on as you did the same.
The whole ride home, you thought about Eddie. Not just the incredible night youâd shared, or that heâs your boyfriend now, but thoughts of the warrant creep back into your mind, interrupting the happier thoughts. âWhatâs going to happen?â
You didnât have to explain what you were referring to. âIâll, uh, have to do some time,â he said, like the only thing he was sorry about was that it was hurting you. âIâm sorry, baby.â
You nodded, feeling like tears were going to spill from your eyes at any moment. You had just found this amazing, beautiful thing that made you so happy, and now it was going to be taken away. Locked away.
Eddie reached over and held your hand in his. He gave it a comforting squeeze. âIt wonât be long though, promise. Youâll wait for me on the outside, yeah?â he asked, teasing grin on his face.
You mustered up a smile in return. ââCourse I will. Iâll wait as long as it takes for you.â
Eddie smiled at that, bringing your hand to his mouth to place a kiss on the back of your knuckles. âI donât deserve you.â
He stopped the van a safe distance from your house again. After a goodbye kiss that turned into an accidental makeout session, Eddie walked you back to your window.
âSuch a gentleman,â you tease as you prepare to sneak back into your bedroom.
Eddie wrapped his arms around your waist. âAlways.â He kissed you again, and just like every time heâs kissed you, you melt right into it. It could have turned into another makeout session if it wasnât for your dadâs bedroom light turning on, snapping you back to reality.
âBe safe, Eddie,â you told him, kissing him one last time.
âDonât worry about me, princess,â he said. He lifted you up to help you reach the window easier and you climbed back inside, landing on the floor with a soft thud.
You turned back to the window when you stood. Eddie gave you a wink, smirk on his face, before he turned and disappeared back into the darkness.
That night as you laid in bed you could still feel him all over you. Tingles all over your body everywhere he touched. You would never be the same, you felt.
Eddie Munson was going to be the death of you.
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thinking about bestfriend! and virgin! yuji showing you his cock for the first time so that you'll show him what you look like underneath your clothes....
you had never seen a dick before and it somehow came out in conversation and your ever so eager best friend yuji quickly came up with a solution for your problem.
he wagered with you beforehand of course - telling you he had never seen a pussy (does porn count??) and well look at that! he had a dick.. you had a pussy... if only you both showed each other what it looked like.
and somehow the heavens granted him his wish and you were nodding, eagerly awaiting for his cock that sprung against his stomach - already hard from the idea of his best friend and long time crush seeing his pulsing dick - his tip pushing out a small bead of pre cum as your eyes shot open from the view.
"w-wow!" you said, studying his length a little too intensely. his stomach heaved and his cock bobbed along with it, coughing and spluttering as your face came closer to get a better look. his tip was red and his dick had one thick vein throbbing on the underside of his cock. you had nothing to base it off of but from your knowledge of your girl friend's gossip it had to be a pretty good looking dick. (not that you would say that to him. that's awkward... right?) it was long and decently thick....
"s-so..." yuji spoke, tucking his dick back into his pants; his cheeks a little red from your unexpected thorough inspection before sitting back onto the couch.
"oh.. right," you said, getting up yourself and sliding your pants and underwear down upon remembering your deal.
his eyes almost bulged out of their sockets at what greeted him. your pussy was definitely the cutest he had ever seen (again, does porn count???) all soft and inviting...
"can i touch it?" he murmured and you slapped away his approaching finger.
"i thought we were looking and not touching... i didn't get to touch yours!" you whined at the unfairness.
"well... yours is hiding," he responded in a matter of fact way and you couldn't exactly argue.
"fine.." you grumbled, "but i'll do it," taking two fingers you spread your lips apart, allowing yuji to see the velvety skin of your labia. now it was your turn to become insecure upon watching your friend study your anatomy - his hands reaching to pull you closer by your hips; causing you to trip over your feet while he desperately tried to get a better look. you let him examine in silence, your heart beating wildly from the lack of words your usually chatty friend had. you took your fingers away before clearing your throat, "i think you have a good idea now..."
he nodded and you both sat in silence on the couch - unsure of what to say.
"well that was..." he began and you cut into his sentence.
"awkward."
"-nice," yuji coughed to cover up his answer. "y-yeah.. awkward." his hand reached to scratch the back of his head.
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