#so this was like being spit in the face
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While I never expected a good game, I at least hoped that some of the remaining veterans on the writing team would make sure that the game stays consistent in terms of lore.
It's not hard, I said, as someone who keeps a wiki of their OCs and worldbuilding, so I don't contradict myself. It's not hard to give even incompetent gig writers you hire for the job a guideline. You've had over a decade to write it, of course!
WRONG.
On top of glaring incompetence in something as basic as keeping a logical flow in dialogues and scenes, somehow you manage to break your own canon every couple of minutes of spoken content?
How did any of this go through review? Was there even a review? Did anyone care to make this game at least consistent?
And at the same time, somehow, they managed to actively avoid adding new lore to the game. Everything that Veilguard reveals has already been foreshadowed or half-revealed in the prior games.
And the plotlines that DID have unresolved mysteries? The titans, the world outside of the effects of the veil? The elven uprising, the flocking of Dalish from all over Thedas to Solas' cause in Tresspasser? The hints of a war about to break between Tevinter and qunari? Briala's countermeasures in the eluvian guerilla warfare between the factions? The grandiose mystery that has been hinted at, with Morrigan's sisters, the ancient dragons, all being connected to the "blood of the earth" and the Titans, and the blight, AND qunari? The plotline hinting at the death of the archdemons somehow damaging the world irreconcilably and being something to be avoided? Enchantment? Kieran?
Damn it, even just the real and gruesome picture of Tevinter slavery and the existence of the Black Divine and Minrathos' policy of worshiping solely the maker and considering the worship of Andraste s heresy!
Off all these the only thing that hasn't been chucked out of the window and into abyss is a wheel of cheese.
Edit I: Oh and if you thought drug addiction of the Templars is still a theme in the game, don't worry, they forgot to write that in.
Edit II: I was wrong! They didn't forget to write it in. They deliberately wrote it out for the Northern Templar order and turned them into cops.
Edit III: After going through Codex entries, I would like to make mention that there IS a Codex that talks about the differences of worship between nations. However it does not change that the writing outside of the Codex entries is breaking that lore.
Additionally I made mention that they forgot about the outside world. Again, there is a Codex entry that mentions that lore, but it seems to be incomplete as it erroneously states that people have been turned back and there are wild stories circulating. People have in fact died in storms, and survivors that made it back were all driven insane. There is no mention of it. My speculation over the years was that the effect of the Veil is local and I was expecting THAT alongside the "veil measuring devices" and the Orb to play into the study of the Veil by the Inquisition remnants and other interested parties. Alas, this plays 0 role in the plot.
As does the mechanic of belief as a power source, in fact! You know, the one mechanic they hinted heavily as something that could easily change the nature of beings closely connected to the Fade? Remember the Avvar?
Or the Chasind? Hello? Does anyone remember the Chasind? (Who, I notice now after rereading the wiki page on them, are written in an archaic form of xenophobic stereotypes towards northern eastern europeans. Wow.)
#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#my expectations were low but this is somehow worse#datv critical#veilguard critical#just so people who dont want to see negative reception of the game can filter this post out#DAI allowed me to meet some of my now long term friends and i am a huge lore nerd for DA in general#so this was like being spit in the face
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woke up with julien baker’s badlands cover stuck in my head 💜 (x)
#criminally underrated cover of hers first of all#and second of all she’s so utterly earnest in this it makes me want to crawl under my desk and sob#the original lyric being ‘i believe in the love that you gave me’ and her changing it to ‘i believe in the love that SHE gave me’#at this point??? oh i can’t deal with it#the ‘honey’ where he says baby too….i can’t speak on it#and just.#“i believe in the faith that can save me’ knowing everything that comes later makes it so painfully bittersweet#truly having a meltdown on a macro level of this song in general and what it means to me in this current moment in time#and also a meltdown about what it meant to her in 2016 and all the things that fell apart#i’m not doing well!!!!!!#wanna spit in the face of these badlands!!!!! like!!!! FUCK.#you literally do gotta live it every day bruce was right#julien baker#jb 16#sprained ankle era
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biting my lip so fucking hard
#NOT IN THAT WAY#I AM SCREECHING#SHE'S SO CUTE#high pitched screaming#except it's like midnight i am not i am being silenced get me out of this hell hole#D16 LOOKS LIKE AN ALPACA I'M SO SORRY#d16 megatron fans forgive me for slander when it would be orion spitting in one's face#OWLITA IS BACK 💥💥👊���👊🏽#owlita#transformers#Transformers x minecraft#elita one#elita 1#tf one#transformers one#tf one elita#orion pax#d 16#b 127
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Love how carla went from 'hmm idk idkk I like her but this is so new haha uncharted waters I mean like' to 'DONT. GET. DRESSED' in a matter of minutes
#she's crazy shes insane for this one#okay but the way they both look at eachother to confirm that this is indeed what they both want#the absolute feral lust taking over#they way they both so desperately want this need this even#but deep down carla knows It'll be temporary#one small thing and the distance between them grows once more#when she hears the call from betsy she just knows its going to end#because lisa is so good at running away#and carla knows this. carla even spits it in her face she tells it like it is#and she just wants lisa to see that her words are truth and she can be happy and she wants to be happy and carla wants it to be with her#she cant keep running away she cant keep letting betsy dictate what she thinks is right for her#she needs to stop being a coward and just listen#carla knows it was over before it even started#but neither can actually keep away for long#their relationship has become too mutually dependent#and even through gritted teeth even while spitting vitriol carla will always always defend lisa#because its truly all she wants. for lisa to be happy and for betsy to step down from her red haze#just owch#coronation street#swarla#carla x lisa#carla connor#lisa swain#i love and hate these women and they will be the death of me
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I refuse to believe a damn thing I’m seeing thanks <3
#noragami#noragami spoilers#like this just spits in the face of all the themes and messages of the entire story#idk how hiyori being yatos shinki could possibly benefit the narrative#like do they just go home after this and begin the entire cycle of protecting a shinki from ggs again?#or does she conveniently get to remember everything too cuz of some asspull and then they live happily ever after?.?#the whole point was that hiyori should live a full long life#whats the point of yato rising up to father if he just gets ‘taught a lesson’ yet again#and nora too for that matter im just waiting for some payoff after that entire bond she formed with hiyori#like this is just the dumbest way to go out especially for how rushed it is#its so absurd which is why i dont entirely believe this is actually hiyori kicking the can#surely adachitoka gonna pull something here dhsifnksjf#im betting amaterasu will pull some magic cuz a) yato keeping his promise to kill father#and b) something something about a loophole with hiyoris unique half dead status#and the fact that theyre in father weird abstract water dimension#jumbled thoughts ghhhgghh#like im yatori garbage to my core but this aint it
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I will never forgive a single one of you
#There will come a day when your grandchildren see your faces in the history books and spit on you#“We survived the last one” no we all didn't#I lost so many#so many#His policy changes almost got me killed twice alone#I mean that literally -- in the hospital trying not to die because of the shit he did#Later today I am going to have to face a room full of [redacted] and promise to do everything I can to protect them and not give up#all while pretending I'm not already sitting in my grave#Of course I'm going to fight of course I am but Christ alive fuck you people who think this is a game#and honestly fuck everyone who looked at what happened and didn't see massive voter suppression for what it was#“why didn't so-and-so shift blue” because they challenge mail-in ballots and purge the rolls late and shut down polling locations#and if they call you a “felon” you can't vote. And guess what sort of people they like to make felons?#Reminding myself through gritted teeth that if almost half of Texas voted blue - that's a higher population than some blue states have#It's a lot of people. It's so many people. So many many people tried#People out there care and are trying don't forget them don't abandon them don't condemn them in the hatred#Welp.#If you're still reading this I'm so sorry#If you're USAmerican remember: if they come knocking on your door asking for the neighbor in your attic - you don't know shit#You have never seen a shoplifter in your life. You never had nor never knew anyone who got an abortion.#You don't know any queer people. Especially not a trans person. Especially especially not a trans kid.#Social media sites are not safe for communication. It's not a game okay. Get real good at being careful#Buy an air cleaner and a water filter and get ready to keep an eye on food contamination outbreaks#Get to know your local farmers#Buy a chicken. Name it Reggie. Reggie gonna give you eggs.#Living is an act of defiance. Fighting is an act of love
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i think often about how teen titans ‘03 failed from start to finish to portray a team and relationships worth investing in. were we reading about a team or 3 characters the writers liked + a cast of extras they threw around as they liked all the while not even having the favoured characters interact with each other in a worthwhile way
#there were some exceptions like rose and eddie….who were both constantly placed as outsiders and this is Never resolved despite being made#clear and their relationship isn’t even supposed to be one of the focal ones#kon/cassie? christ who cares. I’m not even talking abt any bias against the ship it was just such a shallow tell not show relationship#which used the flattest versions of each character.#tim and any member that wasn’t from YJ? even tim and cassie to be honest? what a joke.#they had a million issues to convince us that tim was friends with the older titans and didn’t manage. tim and Cassie had a grief filled#fling sure and they talked to each other more openly than they talked to others…what else. they were nothing but close relative to the other#titans at the moment. it’s spitting in young justice’s face essentially#i think megan and eddie were the only other compelling friendship we got and once again they’re not meant to be important#the whole comic is just so….shallow. can we be genuine for two minutes. can we stop being racist and misogynistic for two panels and do#something worth caring about. thank you for bringing Joey back but now what.#it’s genuinely not salvageable outside of very small itty bitty things that would’ve worked better in a different comic#if i could erase the whole thing from existence i would
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Hiccups the typa person whose face would get like comically red when he's super mad. And perhaps embarrassed. But I'm mostly imagining him being pushed past his "ohhh I've had it up to here with you!! 🤓" limit for the day and screaming at someone completely red-faced. I figure he takes after his father like that
#fists shaking at his sides and hes red faces absolutely QUIVERING with rage#steam is rising from his ears like a fucking old cartoon character.#super angry screaming and swearing hiccup id imagine looks like the animal jam angry emoji#httyd#hiccup haddock#hiccup bullying#new tag#we cant let him get away w being so goofy actually#or is this slander#consider it both actually#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#moth.txt#i bet he also unintentionally spits a little when he yells#hes completely different from his father yet so so similar..#ough my head hurts so bad ive not slept yet help#deyas dragons
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three just karate aikido-dropped three security guards and honestly id like to see some other doctors get into a fist fight occasionally, i wonder how they'd do
#doctor who#dw#im watching classic who#im watching the green death#im watching the third doctor#one woul feign a knee injury and then chop someone in the throat when they came over all worried#two would do silly flappy hands and be generally useless -- that or smack someone over the head with his flute#four would fight so dirty but also so badly -- hairpulling expected#five would espouse being above this and then kneecap someone with a cricket bat#im torn between six or seven as most likely to commit an actual murder based on what ive seen of them#but definitely six would throw an actual hard punch square in someone's face + scratch and claw#while seven of course uses a cane to devastating effect (with a bit of one and four tactics)#eight would be useless in a fight in the movie but far more capable later on BUT i think also least likely to fight someone physically#nine is a bitch-slapper ive decided. she's actually very unhappy with the idea of a proper fight but a humiliating slap yes#ten WOULD fight but would also lose and spit blood while acting like they're winning#eleven also does flappy hands but far more effectively than two and when you're not taking him seriously punches you in the face#twelve i think is most likely to win an honest fight through old-school fisticuffs but on top of that is also a bastard cheater#thirteen ive decided is most likely to have remembered some of three's martial arts but silly style -- gets halfway through a correct move#fucks something up and says *hold on i swear i used to remember this stuff now is it over the hip or shoulder...* before getting knocked ou#fourteen from what we've seen so far holds up their hands going *now wait a second-* and immediately gets knocked out
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had a dream last night that st5 dropped and billy and eddie both came back and were gay as shit for each other and all the eddie stans were frothing at the mouth and all the harringrove stans were rioting and i was posting text posts from the supermarket like wow they invented gay love but y'all aren't ready to hear it
#honestly that is the ONLY st5 i would be happy with#both billy and eddie coming back from the dead and everyone else in the show being like We Need To Save Hawkins We Need To Figure Out#How Theyre Back#and billy and eddie are just like *twirls hair* so..... did getting ur chest ripped apart make u feel alive.....#did u also spit in the face of god...... wanna share this cigarette....#also. bring back heather and chrissy and max obvsly#m#text
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#okay . sorry. i’m at the acceptance stage of grieving but i had to have a little bit of a not normal moment#thinking abt tyler having to just chuckle saying hockey is hard#tyler seguin who has been to 3 stanley cup finals and the only one he didn’t appreciate was the one he won#trying to chase the feeling of being 19 and the top of the world again#with a group of guys you actually love. a room you’ve cultivated to be loving. to be a family#and hockey is hard. the sport is hard and the emotions are hard and the toll it takes on your body and mind is HARD#but you can’t be the overpaid millionaire who complains that hockey is hard#you can’t stand up there and cry#acknowledge how it’s stolen time from your family you love so much away from you#it’s stolen your body from you. your mind. your heart.#and you give everything to it and it just keeps spitting in your face#and hockey hasn’t loved you since you were a teenager but you loved it and you love the people it brings into your life#and you can’t even cry about it because you’re a millionaire man playing a game for a living#so you just have to laugh and say hockey is hard like more pieces of your heart aren’t being torn off every year#okay anyways#yap yap yapping#dallas stars i love u and u will always be famous. the love will be enough eventually. tyler i need you to know the love will be enough
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growlssnarls. Does rageful backflip.
#not art#I had a good day at work today. Went smoothly did good at the things I'm payed to do#BUT. TWO THINGS#sorry I'm on my phone so autocorrect. Frowns.#Anyways the most useless guy on the team was in today#And I learned the ONLY reason he is here is because#He is the managers son. A fucking nepo baby!!!#He pisses me off so much. He can't do anything!!! No one tries to help/correct him-#Except the surly morning supervisor whom I love-#And it's easier to just. Fix his mistakes instead of trying to get through his THICK SKULL#And two. Just a rude customer which sucks.#We don't get those usually. Most of our customers are good natured redneck regulars#Anyways she insulted me AFTER I gave her her stupid little drink so I ouldnt like. Spit in it#At least she's good at being a bitch lol#She was like 'ehrn was the last time you washed your hair?' TO MY FACE and quickly walked away#My hair was fucked up coz I was just out changing the garbages. So like. Context. BUT#what a bitch. Shes come in before so if I see her again then. Well.#I spent a lot of time teaching myself how to farmers blow as a child. BITCH 🖕🖕🖕#At least I got to see that handsome lil fattie I Yap about today. when I was leaving. Haven't seen him all week so ❤️❤️😺#He pushes grocery carts sooo cute style 💕💕💕😻#..sighs.. I don't ljke being a teen#personal#Thanks for listening my diary and co 🫵🫶#Nonchalantly goes afk again 🫡🫡
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(tonitoni is associated with cats to me but honestly sometimes her behavior - and the logic behind it - lowkey just makes me think she's a porcupine. an incredibly juvenile porcupine.)
#ooc | (written and loved and forgotten);#(shes so good at being an annoying and insulting and prickly little brat that its like breathing to her. its impulsive but yet purposeful!!#(shes so good at being mean that she just IS mean without needing to try. but she also has an ulterior reason for being mean too)#(she thinks shes a mean person undeserving of good things deep down so she pushes people away half in defence and half in justification!)#(''look at me insult and spit on your face!! bc im a bad terrible awful person see!!!!! im an unrepentant asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'')#(i find it a little fascinating sometimes. how tonitoni can be such a genuine little shit that doesnt think twice about her brattiness)#(yet at times is aware of this and how it looks and decides to just double down on it bc she thinks she Should bc shes a Bad Person)#(tonitoni complexity god i love my oc-fied side character)
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i think the kiddos should get to kill cecil mckinney as a little treat to protecc their lil golden retriever bestie, personally
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#raph punches him on sight. maria in spit of being so warm & friendly & respectful typically would Not like that man after hearing#about him & also would like to punch him for being horrible like how could anyone look at lee & not just wanna cup his face &#tell him every little thing thats amazing and sweet and lovely about him. we are fucking kill cecil mckinney in this household
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friday night, you know what that means? heh. gettin fucked up with the boys :)
chris redfield just got shot and is internally bleeding after his body armor blocked the bullets from piercing him
and leon kennedy is being beaten in the alley with various objects by a gang baddies
#still thinking about that idea of chris being temporarily incapacitated while leon's abducted by some mystery organization#it's not of chris' business so they dont care about him whatsoever#well it IS his business now that leon got yoinked#just had this incredibly detailed image pop into my mind holy shit#re6 leon spitting up blood and like... vendetta chris angry face @ not being able to reach him
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No but like. Men could be the lowest of the low, not be knowing the most basic shit, inept at wit or anything else pertaining to the brain or mind or conscious, and yet the audacity be there. Like. How.
#legit listening to my brother tall of how many qualities he has which mainly just includes having a nice face and using his voice#like this is the dude who is in his last year of high school and absolutely refuses to look at a book for more than half an hour a day#you can imagine the amount of basic knowledgeable he would have with that time period dedicated to studies (not even dedicated hes forcedto)#he knows nothing of the most basic thing needed in class#knows nothing of even the language subjects#and yet thinks just because he can talk he can land a job#theres delusional and then theres this piece of shit#like this family is on the verge of struggling financially and this dude decides to use the lakhs of the rupees worth of tution to eat out#with friends and learn NOTHING#like#im legit so. like i wish he would succeed in life by the sheer power of luck and wishes bc god knows hes a degenerate#yet we care enough to not have him roam around like how it looks like he might bc lets be real if not that he'll end up being a worse pain#but seriously tho how does one be SO behind the very fundamental of human experience and still think their gaming skills and music taste#can save them in this world?#this dude is more or less addicted to his phone and literally like im not exaggerating hes so dumb you have one conversation with him and it#becomes glaringly obvious bc hes so delusional about it that he talks with full confidence but you realise hes not really talking hes just#spitting bs that hes heard on youtube 😭#not to drag him or anything but im seriously so sympathetic. how much of an idiot do you have to be?#to think HIGH SCHOOL education is worthless? hIGH SCHOOL. Tgats like. the very bottom of it.#worst part is he refuses to acknowledge he should get better 🗿#so theres no point in helping bc its one steo forward ten steps back with him#and also feels shitty as fuck to be guiding a fucking 18 yo thru SCHOOL#its fucking SCHOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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