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dfnkt · 2 years ago

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Gonna pin this because the tone of my complaining often sounds authoritative or something and it's not. All these things I complain about? Do them all at once, I don't care. I'm an adult so I use the tools available to me (blocking, muting, etc) instead of expecting everyone to cater to my neuroses. In general unless the post says otherwise I don't think any of this behavior should be banned from anywhere and even if I did it's not like I run any websites lol.

You wanna RP Bro Strider as a good, quirky, UWU soft boy? Go ahead! Want a tiny, annoying, blushing, stuttering, turbo twink as your John? Sure! I think your taste is trash and I also think that at that point, you should make an OC because if your character doesn't meaningfully resemble the canon character in *any* way then you're wasting everyone's time by rping what is functionally an OC under a canon tag.

But I also think that my complete disdain for "good guy" Bro Strider or pissy shitty tiny, submissive Johns should not dictate what anyone says or does or is allowed to say or do on any website. I just reserve the right to dunk on people's trash takes in (relative) private.

John Egbert enjoyer despite all the Dave content that's likely to be here. Dave is just more fun to ruin.

#chat #this is a space for me to bitch about the fandom after all #i dont take this energy into the broader community because im polite most of the time but my non homestuck friends dont understand lmao #so while they gracefully allow me to bitch and moan they dont geeet it #so this is my bitch place now #homestuck #cherp.chat #cherp #mxrp.chat #mxrp #john egbert #bro strider #i dont even dunk on people to their face legit ive never looked at someone and been like hey i hate your version of this character #the worst i do is bitch about it to people who either dont care or into an open space like this where no one is individually targeted #because again i just like bitching. its fiction and people can do what they want #dave strider #also ik with the homestuck kids they have no canon body types necessarily so thats not necessarily ooc its just ugly :(#and everyone who plays him that way plays him completely unrecognizably and after 10 years of scientific data i have come to the conclusion #that im correct and there is never any point in engaging with any John even remotely like this #its an extremely scientific process with no biases or margin of error at all obviously

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justaz · 4 months ago

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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them

#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him #and merlin is all ‘omg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy him’#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed #‘i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me’ yeah alright you bottom bitch #arthur cant stop thinking about it for days #the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE #bro cant keep his hand out of his pants #he keeps thinking about it #merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #fanfiction #fanfic #fic ideas #prompts #hc #head canon #headcanon

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katzirrart · 1 year ago

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Scans these at a later date BUT I'M ALSO PLEASED THAT THIS BOUT OF ART BLOCK HAS ME RECREATING MY RECREATIONAL DOODLE STYLE AGAIN....

Like, I haven't had a good doodle relationship/style in ages and in my warm ups and stuff I've been doing these little things and THEY'VE ALSO HELPED IN THE LEARNING because simplifying shapes etc??

THEY'RE ALSO JUST CUTE.

#loki #mobius #lokius #I'll scan these some other time I'm just in my feels and happy place with my doodling and sketchbook production right now!!!#I GOT OUT MY THIN LINERS AGAIN LIKE BITCH I'M FEELING IT APPARENTLY!! REDISCOVERING MY ROOTS AND METHODS!!!!#y'all in for so many treats the coming weeks!!!!#loki series

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kiddokori · 2 months ago

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the beauty of no home is that, as a reader, eunyung is soo funny and silly and entertaining to watch that you end up rooting for him a lot and really enjoying when hes around. but as a human being you see him leave his trash out in shared spaces for so long it attracts bugs and go holy shit what the hell. this guy sucks fuck this guy. which i think is exactly what knowing him in real life would be like

#if you dont love him at his psychology warfare you dont deserve him at his ‘tehe (◕ᴗ◕✿)’#eunyung is tgat guy that youre like yeah hes fun to hangout with at school/work but id never want to rely on him for anything #like you love when hes present in the story and you sympathize for him but you know youd wanna beat his ass too #if he was your roommate.#which the other beautiful thing about no home is haejoon has the patience of a god and the grace of an angel #because i wouldve killed that blonde bitch like day 3 #still love him tho. my darling #haejoon had a brief period of uncontrollable anger issues and violence in his youth #so now he’s extremely self conscious about his aggression and how he reacts to things #and has a weird guilt complex about getting mad or confronting people #theyre two puzzles pieces that were lost under the couch and torn and bent in such a way that they no longer fit their original place in the #picture they belong to but somehow happen to snap together perfectly #rhrgrgrgrggrrggrgrgrgr <- me whipping my head back and forth with a chew toy like a dog #no home

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sluckythewizard · 5 months ago

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'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

#cw blood #SUUUPER SCUFFED LIL WIP THATS BEEN RRRROTTING IN MY FOLDER. OUT!! GET OUT!!!#its almos 2 am and imm gettin high as hrothgar. spruced this up within an hour so i could be shared n eaten #its SUPPOsed to be part ofa bigger doodly page so ofc theres the chance this changes between now n then #fuuuuck shoulda made her dress sparkly. fuckit ill fix it laterrrrr. i havnt posted art in YWEARRS i needed to post something #also i uh. well you see i started losing followers on twitter bc im sooo inactive and i KNOW that shouldnt matter like it should be whateve #but. you see. i lkike when number go up and when it go down i get MMMADDD.we all get our dopamine from somewhere #ANYWAY so i actually havnt touched the suckening in so long. been workin on oc stuff.BUT WELL. ARTHUR AND MARY. STILL MAKE ME WEEP #THEYRE SO CUTE N TRAGIC...whadda fuck is it with grizzly n charlie characters being so in love and so doomed #kian and becky then arthur and his various exes like CMAHn.stop doing this to me #from what i remember of the episode.she seemed so.tired.disconnected.like she had been wandering a dream #and yet she seemed so positive.reasonably concerned and yet.content.she warmed up to arthur as soon as she recognized him #she speaks so gently and so sweetly and she keeps the conversation so light.even though shes dead and shes gone and she #is doomed to wander an odd limbo for the rest of time.and yet she seemed so at peace.i can see why arthur liked her.what happened?#what caused them to separate?arthur seems so jaded and so tired.marys company seems like such a gentle place to rest.#how did he squander such a blessing?was it a blessing?OHH what i would give to crack open their minds and peer inside.#yknow wat im runnign out of room i think so ill add a last thought here at the bottom of my tags. I AM MORE CORRECT ABT ARHTURS UGLY LOOK #I WANT THAT MAN TO BE BEASTLY AND GROSS AND STRANGE AND SCARY AND EEWWW I SEE THINGS SQUIRMING IN THE DARK.ther are bugs #LETTING HIM HAVE HOT HOT ABBS AND STUFF WAS A COP OUUTTTT LET HIS WHOLE FORM BE DISTORTED OR UR NOT A FUCKING 0 APPEARANCE BITCH #THE BONES SHIFTED BENEATH AS IF TRYING TO HATCH. MANY OTHER THINGS HATCHED ASWELL. THE DEAD IMMORTAL FLESH SOURED #TOO GRAND TO ROT BUT TOO CORRUPTED TO KEEP CLASSIC FORM. MMMONSTER MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER #oka y im not going to bed but im gonna go. uh. do miore drugs or something. maybe ill work on more jrwi stuff. or oc stuff.#i hope ur day goes swimmingly thankyou for reading my tags i love you so so so so so much

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wellfine · 7 months ago

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Hey I found ur art uncredited on tik Tok

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMreQSnaw/

They said they "found it on Reddit" so they just decided to steal it and post it ig?? Ugh!!

Wow, that's a whole other repost to the one I thought it was going to be, lol. It's been reposted to TikTok once before, and I'm also not surprised this person got it from Reddit, where I doubt I was credited either.

At the end of the day I appreciate the heads up but there's nothing I can really do about it. The most helpful thing anyone can do is to leave comments on the reposts to provide credit,* because if artists ever try and comment then we pretty invariably get attacked. Don't be mean or aggressive, that just builds their animosity towards the artists, but I do think people respond positively to outside pressure to do the right thing 🤷

*Remember to make sure there's enough context - eg. something like "art by @ landegart on Twitter" is more searchable/useful than "artist is Landeg" to someone on TikTok who has no idea who I am haha

#this comic has been reposted A Lot and I appreciate people keeping me in the loop but it's just wearing me down #I can't do much about it and I'd rather just ignore it rather than spend time thinking about it #especially when people get into arguments with them on my behalf and now suddenly I'M the one catching heat #like it's been reposted a couple of times to twitter too and when people tell them to credit me-#-the reposters call *me* a bitch like. I'm not even there any more you're arguing with the wall #anyway. it makes me happy to see people politely but firmly crediting artists in the comments section :) thank you!#also it's kind of interesting that the conversation has become entirely about credit. when I don't want it reposted WITH credit either #I just don't want my art reposted to sites like reddit or tiktok at all. if I wanted it there I'd share it there myself #and the fact that I don't says a lot about what kind of communities those places have fostered #there's a reason like zero artists use reddit to share their own work even though it's a pretty big platform #anyway that part isn't @ you at all anon thank you for your message & keeping me informed #it's more just how the conversation has gradually shifted from 'reposting is bad' to 'reposting without credit is bad'#i understand that it's because we can't stop people from reposting so it's basically the most we can ask for. but still #and make sure you guys aren't following reposters here on Tumblr. even a lot of the ones who say they get permission just lie lol

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venomouslilith · 30 days ago

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#I struggled so hard today #and for no apparent fucking reason #I struggled with something at work that I've done for the first time while also constantly task switching #and I STILL NOTICED MY MISTAKE #but the fact that I made a mistake in the first place is fucking killing me #I feel like I will be executed for it #it makes my skin crawl #and to know that I'll have to go up to another human being who I respect deeply and be like hey I made a mistake please don't hate me #is the first fucking thing #BUT IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE #part of science is noticing your own mistakes so why is this so terrible to me #I know upbringing bla #yes I was raised to believe that among all other things I'm smart #and I have had this proven to me over and over and over growing up #so when I actually struggle with something I can no longer be smart therefore I am nothing #utterly worthless #and nobody even meant me any harm by telling me I was smart #this is such a STUPID FUCKING problem to have #uh I was told I'm smart #bitch what #yes being yelled at from 10 through 28 by my father for completely unpredictable reasons did not help with me thinking this is terrible #BUT STILL #get your shit together #see and even now I'm beating myself up for struggling with something #URGH #I just want peace and not existential dread whenever I make a mistake that is definitely my fault #personal #so and if you've actually made it till down here I'm giving you a big hug #we'll make it somehow

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eclipseshotel · 9 months ago

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Me busting into Elder Predator’s chambers to chew his ass out after he ignored my gauntlet call six times in a row (he was taking a much needed old man nap)

#big guy was knocked out #being an ancient yautja is exhausting #and then dealing with my bitch ass…#oh he’s gonna bite a good chunk of my ass off when he wakes up #pardon my behavior I’ve just been very dickprived as of late #it makes me say and do things I shouldn’t #also yes I spied on him and memorized the key code to break into his chambers #he knows this already unfortunately I leave my scent behind when I snoop around his quarters #I also shed so he’s always finding strands of my hair #and I leave very small gifts around for him in places I assume he won’t notice right off the bat #but his finely tuned observations detect traces of my phantom presence #he’s contemplating setting up a trap to catch me redhanded #yes I must answer for not respecting his personal space #especially to discipline me for my poor cloaking execution #now he can’t bring any Yautja women around cuz they’ll smell me there #but let’s be real he hasn’t done that in a long time #yautja #avp elder #elder predator

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faunandfloraas · 9 months ago

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A collection of Seungmin selfies.

#if you notice a common theme thats not my buisness #kim seungmin #stray kids #skz #okay but bc i'm insane or whatever ive been collecting like all the seungselcas #bc of course i have #so i have like lil groups of ones #in the car etc etc.#and they were clogging up my drafts #bc i went through and got every single lee know seungmin selfie Ever. Literally.#so i made an insane bitch thread on twt bc A. place holder that i can find #easily. B. help anyone tryna find a specific 2min selfie out #anyway that thread has 3300 notes now and 100k views lmao #and 1000 bookmarks so.#my weird behaviour pays off #i used my other blown up tweet to get eyes and then i deleted that one and put selfie thread and now i win #LMAOOO #seunghands #seungselcas

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fluffypotatey · 6 months ago

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Thanks for enlightening me to what they did. [Macaque sacrificing himself to the Pagoda because “I get all the consequences and you get to mope!”] This is like him trying to make up for Wukong sacrificing himself to surrender to the Jade Emperor. The Pagoda may be no Five Phases Mountain, but at least Wukong can be the one to run away this time. I am NOT okay ;-; Could I 👉👈 cut off the rest of my nonsense and just resend the single piece of brainrot I've yet to see covered by you, reblogs, or another anon? because I understand my asks are too much at once lol. In trying to avoid burdening you with multiple tiny asks as each thought comes to me, I try to cover everything at once, but that has its own drawbacks. Sorry about that! You can ignore what I sent before since other anons/reblogs have basically mentioned those aspects already. This specific bit about everyone fighting for the title of most sacrificial butt had a lil more effort because I wanted to provide some entertainment for you :D

Wukong falls, his pained cries filling all six ears, and Macaque halts. The past, the present, the future. The visions brought by what he hears, all those whispered memories converge on that moment. Why him- why again-? He turns to call out his name and watches as MK races to Wukong's side, his monkey form flickering from some invisible connection that's strained and hurting, just like it did the first time you found him sitting by the cliff's edge, he's hurting too from this. You don't need to think about it. You're already in the way, the second you hear Li Jing say "this nonsense ends now." You're grabbing his arm and dispelling the spell. It's silent all around. There's a single ring of the bell from your angsty little soundtrack. AND THERE MACKY GOES, his eyes shadowed as he grits his teeth, "Xiaotian..." But his mind is already made up. Calm, focused, acceptance in between the gloom. "You go...and save the world." HE SAYS WHILE TURNING AROUND WITH HIS RED SCARF LOOKING LIKE A CAPE BILLOWING IN THE WIND. Wukong is stunned, "What? No! Macaque- No!" as he starts sinking into the shadows. He can only yell out once more before before everything disappears. What is WRONG WITH HIM. Wukong bodily tackling him from heaven to the earth wasn't enough. I need to crush him on the ocean floor. ~ oooh red is the color of heroes ~ ooh classy cape look and STUPID DRAMATIC LINE DROP YOU SAVE FOR THE END OF THE SEASON YOU LOSER MONKEY. he wants to be the knight in shining tattered cape sooooo bad/j and then pretends it's all for Mk and not also Wukong. Hey, do you think Macky knows how to use a washing machine?

*through tears* nah, i bet he doesn’t know what a washing machine is

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS T^T