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moregraceful · 3 days ago
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Do NOT ask why I'm listening to a playlist called "Gay club anthems" on a Saturday directly after church (making a Flyers pregame hype list by waiting for my pizza to reheat) but gay people really do have such good taste in club bangers man. What did Lady Gaga and Beyonce go so hard in "Telephone" so hard for
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hansoeii · 3 months ago
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It was affection.
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marlynnofmany · 4 months ago
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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.
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lgbtlunaverse · 10 months ago
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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littlemut · 6 months ago
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roseforviolet · 6 months ago
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werecreature-addicted · 8 months ago
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vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.
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cronchy-baguette · 2 months ago
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
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catmask · 1 year ago
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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
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con-dientes · 11 months ago
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Imagine getting fucked by a ghost or an invisible force in front of a mirror. There’s nothing you can do but feel and see your gaping pussy. The best part is that you never know when they’re going to fuck you again since you can’t see them <3
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choppocco · 6 months ago
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to be understood!
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ink-the-artist · 2 years ago
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!
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heedra · 23 days ago
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mr moustache is literally so human-contact motivated it wilds me out sometimes. like ive had affectionate rats before but ive never had one whose sole interest during free roam is to be as close to my hands or face as possible literally every given second
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pigswithwings · 11 months ago
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above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.
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