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My best friends grandad had the most unintentionally unserious funeral she sent me footage from it and the lady talking says we will now play his favourite song so you can take this time to remember Don
Cue song:
#😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭#u cannot be serious during that song#she said her and her brother were trying not to laugh 😭#don’t be shocked we should all be aware by now that humour is how Brits cope#BUT THATS ACTUWLLY HIS FAVE SONG IT WASNT A JOKE#my mum says I should make her funeral actually funny tho lol#not thinking about that rn tho too many people have died lately#see: yesterday. my great uncle died yesterday so I’m#coping with humour see#Spotify#but RED RED WINE#DURING THE ACTUAL SERIOUS FUNETAL#I CANT
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#idk i kind of find it fucked up that my dad thinks it was a bad idea to tell me about his life insurance plan#he told my mom “ you think it was a good idea telling him ? you know people kill people for it”#almost if not is insinuating that i would do something like that#idk to me it speaks volumes on how he views me as a person to think i would even think of such a thing#it bothers me to think he would think id do that i definitely dont get along with the dude but i wouldn't do that 😂#like you really think that low of me 😂 bruh that shit is sad to me#i absolutely hated him when i was growing up; literally had everyone walking on eggshells#you literally quite literally couldn't say anything to him or he would get aggressively mad#literally so mad that his screams alone would make my ears ring and hed throw stuff around in his little shed#i would be so scared as a kid helping him with a car maintenance or anything around the house cause any inconvenience#would have the man screaming at me when I've done nothing but try and help and cuss me out for the thing he fucked up something#for years i couldn't hang out with my classmates outside of school near my house without him cussing at me and screaming at me to go home#if he saw me with them at the abandoned next door neighbors house he would literally scream at me and cuss at me to get in the fucking house#and would grab my arm and push me inside; i was just in middle school at the time and ive already been through so much mental abusive#i would get blaimed for anything he did wrong when i would try to help him fix something around the house and it wasnt my fault#screaming and cussing at me calling me fucking stupid in Spanish i hated him so much his excuses are work had him so stressed out#like if that excuses him for taking his stress out on my sister and i; its absolute bullshit the man he is now is just a toned down version#thats why when he did it again not long ago it triggered me so much it brought back so many horrible memories i didnt want to remember#he didnt even apologize to me he just told my mom he was embarrassed and didnt know what got over him like that's an excuse to scream#and cuss at everyone who had nothing to do with him fucking up the wall he had no reason of cutting and cutting a pipe in the process#he was cussing at me saying i dont want to be critique 🤣 like dawg all i was only giving him options to fix the problem#he took that as critiquing and he fucking exploded cussing and screaming in Spanish i was sure we were about to fight again#it wouldn't be the first time ive fought him before when i was a teenager cause he would scream at my mom and grandma#and i would stand up for them and just for that he would throw hands with a 13 year old me a 15 year old me a 16 17 amd 18 year old me#he was a horrible person and i hate it when people tell me he was a good person there that he was a good father cause he provided for my mom#like if thay excuses the abuse he put my sister and i through like fuck that dude he had not right hitting my sister in the face#and mentally abusing us its absolute bullshit and i still have not gotten over my childhood#literally the worst time of my life was my whole childhood for every good time i had there were 10 times more negative shit that happened#so i find it funny that he'd think i would kill him 🤣 for his insurance money i dont want his stupid money#he really thinks that low of me and it's quite sad honestly
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I've got a gap between tenancies so I'm going home inbetween and apparently most of my co-workers didn't know and I didn't know how you bring it up but I think responding to them asking if I'm in tomorrow with 'no, this is my last shift for a month 😊' got the funniest reactions
#work tag#there wasnt really many opportunities to bring it up organically until today so im sorry to those coworkers who had this convo with me#'are you in tomorrow''no' before i can explain 'when are you next in then?''next month''next month!?''yeah this is my last shift for a month#my shift lead thought yesterday was my last shift and he tried to make a joke about me never coming back when i was leaving#and i was like 'im coming back tomorrow' but today was officially it for the summer not back til mid September 😐#it was the shortest period i could get my current tenancy wouldnt let me finish later and next one wouldnt start sooner so thats fun#i just know most people are going to have quit while im gone and theres gonna be loads of new staff#i give it a week before they forget i worked there 😂 and thats being generous#i got told off jokingly by a few people for abandoning them for a month as if i had a choice
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Man I wish your MHA prediction came true, cause, no spoilers, but the truth is so bad😂
atleast its finallly over... never reading a series when it hasnt finished serialisation again😂
It's not even a BAD manga ending... i have seen BAD manga endings before, i know how they look like.
No, what MHA's final chapter is, is a NOTHING Ending. An ending where it is so, PAINFULLY obvious that the Mangaka or his editor did not want to piss anyone off, or take risks in general, that for a whole host of characters, there is NO closure, or even worse, it negates what came before.
so, its not like there is nothing good about the chapter, as i like shoji's big declaration, and the fact that japans society is changing to help people deal with the quirks withouth having to become heroes... but other than that, even the stuff i liked had major caveats.
But by far the biggest issue is that there are so many characters who got NO closure for their respective relationships, and it is stupidly obvious why, and who.
and since this question was prompted by Aizawa and his development, lets start with mic and Aizawa.
This picture right here encapsulates how Aizawa has changed. This is where he was always planned to end up. It is his natural end point compared to where he started off his story. Having turned into a much more caring man, who helped Aoyama rise above his flaws and change for the better rather than the brutal and spartan teacher he was at the start.
Or as his Ex Girlfriend would have put it has learned the value of "A household where the laughter never ends.".
However, the problem is we get no chapter, or even an ATTEMPT at giving him any form of closure where this change is encapsulated, the way we got with Endeavor, spinner, and Uraraka.
And thats a problem, because it wasnt ONLY hjis character who was tied to this hypotetical chapter for closure.
The closure of the ENTIRE idiot trio from the previous generation, alive and dead was dependent upon whatever Hori had planned for this hypotetical epilogue chapter before he or his editor chickened out, leaving Kurogiri's death in the climax with NO sense of aftermath behind it, coming and going, and frankly feeling like an aftertought rather than the sad ending to the tragic tale of the man who died too soon.
It also leaves Mic the single worst off, because while Aizawa at the very least had his character development to fall back on as a final point, even if he didnt get a closure chapter or moment, Mic gets NOTHING.
and that's a big problem, because as im going to go over in my big analysis of the man, Mic's entire deal is that while Aizawa developed in a terrible, negative reaction to his buddy's death, Mic's reaction was to stop developing at all.
His entire life after the tragedy is being a background character in everyone else's life, the DJ who always tries to make everyones day brighter, but has no actual ambitions, dreams or goals of his own.
thats why he clings so desperately to his memories of highschool, because unlike everyone else from that time, those memories are all he has. Even Aizawa managed to have a girlfriend at some point, an actual relationship, that though it crashed and burned had meaning. Mic doesnt even have that.
He is the ultimate sad clown, who pretends to himself that he hasnt wasted his life, by embracing a role as a literal supporting character, that his teachers suggested he would turn out to be.
In other words, his role in a chapter dealing with the epilogue of the trio, would certainly have been to finally, actually begin living his own life again.
but withouth that, there is nothing to suggest he managed to change. he will just continue to waste his life, thinking he'll never be able to create great new times for himself, rather than actually living his life and making new, best moments of his life.
i might be more annoyed about Aizawa not getting that final closure with Miss Joke, but there is no questions that Mic got an even worse deal with the narrative than Aizawa.
He remained a background character to the very end.
he's not the only one though.
You know who else never got closure? The Iida brothers.
We NEVER got to see how Tensei reacted to his brother not only taking up his mantle, but actually surpassing him and all his deeds during the climax.
Tenya's great ambition was to become a great hero to live up to his brother, and we didnt get to see any of his family members reaction to him actually achieving this dream.
As for other members of class 1-A...
Hey, quick question for anyone who read this story, Did you think Mina and Kirishima's character stories ended with these two, small, not given very much importance panels?
No?
Well fuck you, youre wrong! this is where both of their characters ends. their relationship, and their character arcs in general ended here, and they get no closure whatsoever.
and finally we move unto Izuku and the bigger problem with him and where he ended up.
Starting with him becoming a non powered hero, using tech.
Okay, not a BAD ending... But i feel like... maybe... there was a plan for something with that. Maybe... Maybe something that happened, and would have eased his character into using tech, rather than All Might just showing up with it after he's been a salary man for 3 years... Maybe something that was foreshadowed for years, and years.... Oh right.
Izuku losing his lower arms.
Like, looking back, it is painfully clear that Izuku was originally meant to lose his arms for good, before the editor(as he did with bakugo's death) put the kibash on that.
I like the idea... but there was a much better and more logical road to him becoming Iron Man with him having to use robotic hands in the epilogue. it would also be the logical outcome of all that foreshadowing, and was probably the original idea before it was deemed too gruesome.
However, thats a missed what if.
And if you have read the final chapter, you know it's not the BIG issue with this chapter. The SINGLE biggest problem with this ending, that is going to haunt it forever afterwards.
The complete sinking of Izuku x ochako by making it clear izuku has no regular contact with his former classmates, and ending the story withouth anything to suggest these two hooked up at all.
Now, im going to be very blunt, and very clear, before i tear this entire ship sinking to bits.
I didn't like Izuku x ochako.
At all.
I thought it was boring, too drawn out, and i didnt find much enjoyment as a ship from their interactions. in fact i would say i found izuku to have better chemistry with pretty much every other female character he ever interacted with.
Izuocha is the epitomy of a safe shonen battle couple. pure, boring vanilla.
I want to get that out of the way, before i really delve into why the way Hori just... torpedoed this ship because he didnt want to deal with the aftermath, was such a slap in the face.
Lets start with the most obvious problem.
It was all a waste of time.
every single moment of shiptease, and uraraka pining after izuku...
was one...
gigiantic...
Waste of fucking time.
I didnt like reading about this couple. But i cannot make the claim the story was not building up towards it.
it spent the vast majority of it's story building towards this couple, and in the last 3 chapters it devoted two of them to seemingly resolving this couple's story, and setting up for the next step... that never fucking came.
meaning that every little bit of ship tease these two had was a joke, a waste of time, it didnt mean anything in the grand scheme of things.
It was one of the most annoying parts of this manga to read through, and to my absolute fury and disguist i was fucking -vindicated.
It was an objective, waste of fucking time that could have been devoted to ANYTHING ELSE! It could have been devoted to another, better pairing, more character development for 1-A, Inko, the league of Villains, ANYTHING!
If the story was not going to end up with these two, there were plenty of ways to do that too, like having Uraraka's decision not to confess backfire as izuku moved on and hooked up with Mei, or melissa, or anyone else! or maybe just have izuku have moved past her an her ending up being friendzoned because she didnt make a move early enough! Or maybe have Uraraka realize she was gay after everything with Toga!
Again, ANYTHING ELSE would have been preferable.
instead, even at the very end, even when the following pages kills the pairing dead, Hori STILL tries to shipbait these two!
fuck off.
2. Making Urarak look shallow through the worst fucking timing in the world.
so, here is a question for you.
if you were going to ultimately choose not to go through with izuku x ochako, when would be the worst, possible timing to do it?
because i sure cant think of any point worse, than during a timeskip, where izuku's quirk ultimately went away, leaving him powerless and a common working man for 3 years afterwards.
Now this is obviously not meant to be the actual reason in universe for why this pairing didnt happen... but the implication is there...
And it wouldnt have been, if Hori had actually had Izuku turn her down in one of the previous chapters.
but because he decided to chicken out of any and all romance to not get any shipper blowback, through the safest way possible, it's there.
It's ugly, and it's cruel, and it's mostly implication... but it is there.
3. It makes Uraraka's entire character growth with Toga WASTED.
So Toga's part of her and Uraraka's storyline is obvious.
The girl who was looking for someone, anyone who would want to understand her finally found somebody who would, and she decided to give it all for that person.
in uraraka, she finally got what she could not get in the league, amongst her old friends, or anyone else.
No the problem is not with that side of their shared development.
The problem with this is that it completely wastes Uraraka's side of this equation.
The thing that Uraraka envied about Toga, was her ability to smile as she wanted, uncaring about how the world might think of her, something the shy uraraka deeply wished she could do too.
Ultimately, as presented in the final war arc, her develoment from this relationship was her finally learning to be honest, to embrace doing what she wanted to do.
She wanted to reach out a genuine hand in compassion to Toga despite EVERYTHING, and so she did. uncaring about what the world might have thought.
FInally she could be who she wanted to be. the girl who had been defined so long about keeping her love and more emberassing feelings under wrap no longer cared about being judged for them.
It's a very beautiful moment.
Man... It sure would SUCK if later uraraka completely backtracked, was never able to tell her crush her actual feelings, and instead it went absolutely nowhere, meaning she reverted back to the same person she had always been. that she never really grew past this flaw of herself she disliked.
That would really, really suck, and cheapen her entire character climax from the final war arc.
Man, that would suck.
It would suck even more, if the reason that happened, was due to the author not wanting to piss off the shippers that shipped the target of her affection with his former abuser and bully who tried to get him to kill himself.
This was a terrible way to end the series, not due to directly sucking, the way Attack on Titan, or bleach's endings did... but instead due to committing SO HARD to resolving NOTHING, that it flipped all the way around to being INFURIATING in how much it REFUSED to give ANY character who's final resolution would probably have involved shipping, that its pisses you off, because it means that everything that these characters were building towards had no resolution.
The only real exception was Iida, and in his case its just obviously clear that Hori just did not care to give him a climax. for everyone else though?
Hori's decision to not wanting to go through what Kishimoto went through after Naruto's final chapter might be understandable, but it also means that his already rocky final arc ended wastly lesser in quality than it could have.
#my hero academia#chapter 430#430#final chapter#izuocha#ochadeku#izuku midoriya#uraraka ochako#mina ashido#kirishima ejirou#iida tensei#iida tenya#aizawa shouta#kurogiri#present mic#toga himiko#meta#questions and answers
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Eve being blonde would be interesting because some people are saying she will look like Lilith because of that, ignoring the fact Lilith looks a lot like Lucifer 😂
Though I hoped Eve would be brunette, it is funny Adam is the only brunette and evil, I would accept blond Eve as long as she has her own unique design.
Ngl part of me is also like, I feel like it's unrealistic for so many of the first humans to be paper white and blonde LOL I KNOW THIS IS HELLAVERSE AND A CARTOON BUT LIKE, MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AREN'T BLONDE SO NFNDKFKFKSG
Sighs
I still love Abel I just REALLY WISH HE WASNT BLONDE SOBS
Same with Eve, I think black hair Eve would go so hard
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Pairing - Price X Tank X Ghost
Summary - A team night out turns into more, is 3 really a crowd?
Warnings - Smut (18+) Voyeurism, Language, alcohol, Age gap Price (39) Tank (25) Ghost (36) SoftDom!Price, public sex, praise kink, fingering, Hair pulling, Oral (M receiving), P in V, unsafe sex, Ghost being a little simp for Tank
AN- Well, this was meant to be smut without plot...well, I failed at that.. not 100% happy with it, but we'll see what you guys think. It doesn’t tie in with the Your captain series- this is an AU in which dr Helen never even crossed Prices mind, Tank never left for Squad 8 …so a better universe 🤣🤣🤣
It's kind of filth/heartfelt. Also I know Kyle has moves no one can tell me otherwise, haha 😂
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Call of duty characters, Only Tank
💖 As always, feedback welcome! It only results in me getting more stuff out - p.s Iam working on Breakaway state part 3 don't worry 😘
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“What?”
“No nothing…you look good kid…you sure you don’t want my jacket?” Price was already removing it from his shoulders.
“No im good, I’m literally in jeans and a T-shirt…” You looked down at yourself, but the comment still boosted your ego, but Prices opinion was biased at the best of times he told you you looked stunning with dirt, grime and gun oil on your face!
“Yeh but you look good…is that one of my T-shirts? Have you knotted it at the back?”
“No…its an old one…” you made for the door out of his office knowing full well it wasnt an old one and it was infact the very same top he had worn earlier today.
“Tank…If that has my name on the label…”
“It doesn’t want me to take it off and show you?”
“Yes actually…” He smirked knowing full well it was his. You scoffed he wasnt daft, for a start it did have his name on the label and smelt of cigars and his aftershave.
“I thought you wouldn’t mind, and besides if I smell like another man then guys won’t try and grind up on me in the club! It’s a win win…Me and Kyle can dance in peace with out you and Ghost kicking heads in” you rested your hand on his chest. He didn’t know you were going to a club. Shit.
“A club? I thought it was a pub?”
“Need to get your hearing checked already? How very sexy John” you motioned for him to leave his office, he followed reluctantly.
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As you an Price entered the club the music hit you vibrating through your body. You turned to look back at your Captain he looked annoyed already, it was too many people for him. That an the doorman had asked you for ID at the same time the other had told Price the pub was down the road. As you manoeuvred through the crowd of bodies you reached back for his hand and laced your fingers into his giving them a little squeeze and a wink. He smiled, thats all he needed, but he did feel abit daft, this place wasnt like the dive clubs he had gone to as a teen, it was fancy and he much preferred the pub, the doorman had said one was down the road he wondered if he could talk at least Ghost into joining him leaving the ‘youngsters’ to the clubbing.
“TANK!”
You spotted Kyle waving to you from across the room, you tugged on Price's hand leading him through the crowd. Ghost and Soap were sat in the private booth you and Kyle had booked. You can’t even remember when you had booked it but you were both definitely drunk when you did, never again were you being left in charge of team nights out. Soap jumped up he looked almost shocked to see Price, but then these days where ever you were Price wasn't far behind.
“Captain! Tank! Nice of you to join us” He slapped Price on the back.
Ghost moved up for Price to sit beside him handing him a drink, it wasn't top shelf like they were use to but it would do as he did he gave you the quick once over, he always did, he noted that you were wearing Price's Tshirt he knew because the sleeves were much wider than one that was your size, the knot on the back making it tight and hug you just right and also the Cigar smoke and aftershave were a dead giveaway.
Before Price could tell you to sit down next to him, you and Kyle had already made your way to the Dance floor, he shook his head smiling he loved when you were like this…happy…having a good time there wasn’t much time for that in your line of work…even if it wasn't his scene he was happy he came just to see you laughing and dancing and…..were you not wearing a bra? How had he not noticed that back at the base? Fuck sake! He would be having words later, he wasn't the only one who had noticed, it was the first thing Ghost had clocked when you had walked up to them, he watched as your tits bounced with every movement and the way you swayed your hips had him shifting in his seat to rearrange his jeans. Price was a lucky man. Taking a sip of his drink he noticed Price was also watching you, Ghost was probably the only one who knew that you guys had been fucking for a few weeks now, he had caught you two at it late one night in Price’s office, Price had looked entranced by you falling apart under him, Ghost had wanted to be apart of that , he wanted to be the reason you crumbled wanted to feel you under him…but he simply observed replaying it back later in his bunk. After that he had watched you both a few more times he tracked your habits knew what words were code for you two getting together. “Need a had with some paperwork tonight Tank, you mind?” You neverminded, thats what Ghost found so alluring, you never said no to your Captain, complete obedience, as he always said “Good soldiers, follow orders” and you were the best little soldier he knew. It made him jealous, he wanted you wrapped around him, he wanted just a taste of what you and Price had even if he had to share.
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You an Kyle had been dancing for what seemed ages, your skin numb from the beat. You noticed Price and Ghost in deep conversation.
“What do you think they are taking about!” You tired to shout in Kyles ear. He was 7 tequilas in so he hadn’t noticed them looking over as much.
“Who Price and Ghost? How would I know…the good old days probably hahaha ohh no this is a banger of a tune!” You had lost him now. You looked back over to the booth, Soap was ordering more drinks and trying to chat up the waitress who to be fair looked interested. Ghost was now in Price’s ear, you made eyes at Price he just gave you a wink. You had a feeling you were the topic of conversation.
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“Had much paper work this week Captain?” Ghost finished his drink. Price side eyed him, He knew Ghost had been watching you and him for the last few weeks, he wasnt daft Ghost thought he was smart but Price was smarter.
“You know what I have, Tank has been a massive help, don’t know what id do with out her…”
“Yehhh shes a good girl our Tank…thinking of asking her if she wants some one on one sparring sessions…perfect her hand to hand combat skills…” Ghost signaled the waitress for another round.
“Hmmm you can always ask, she’s pretty busy most days with me or Kyle…but you can only ask cant you?” Price gulped his drink in one.
“Yeh I noticed shes always busy with you, not so much Kyle…but I was thinking more of a late night class, I think she’d be up for it…you could even join in…give us a few pointers If you get what I mean…thats only If Tank is good with it?”
Price narrowed his eyes, was Ghost suggesting what he thought he was? Bold move…even though he didn’t like the thought of sharing you with him, Price did like the idea of putting him in his place he had no doubt Ghost would be good to you, but not like he was, it would be nice to take him down a notch or two, he had noticed him sniffing around you and it was becoming tiresome. Price glanced over at you, he wondered if you’d even be up for it, He beckoned you over.
You were being summoned, you tapped Kyle to signal you were going to get your drink from the booth, he nodded he was in full rave mode. The heat from all the bodies was suffocating, it wasnt till you emerged out and into the booth did you realise how warm it had been in there, your skin was shiny with sweat. Price patted the seat in between him and Ghost, both men hardly budge up, it was a tight squeeze. You sat down sipping your drink. Cosy.
“Having fun kid?” Price handed you and Ghost a shot as you downed the drink in your hand.
“Thanks and yeh…what’s up?” You were on alert now, this was the first time in weeks these two looked like they were getting on? Something was going on?
“We have a little proposal for you love” Ghost leaned back in his seat his arms on the back of the booth, legs spread wide.
“Oh yeah? An what would that be?” You took Prices drink from him, swishing it before knocking it back…not his usual grade but it went down a treat. Price gave you alittle smirk, you caught on fast no beating around the bush with you. His clever girl.
“Well…Me and Ghoat have been talking and…” Price handed you another shot.
“Is this about Ghost watching us have sex in your office? Because I know about that…I clocked him about 3 weeks ago…Whats up LT you not been able to get it out of your head? The Captain is good at what he does…” You took the shot and followed it with another. Both men looked at eachother in disbelief. Ghost rolled his eyes.
“What do you mean you knew? You knew he was watching us the whole time?” Price leaned forward. He couldn’t believe you hadnt said anything.
“Yeh…I thought it was something you two had arranged? I thought thats what the whole song and dance with ‘Need a hand doing some paper work’ was about? I thought it was code for Me and Tank are gonna be at it in my office Ghost” you gave a thumbs up to demonstrate. Ghost started laughing it was a sound you only heard on the rare occasion something really tickled him.
“So how about it then Tank…Me you and the Captain? You up for it” He rested his hand on your thigh leaning in close enough you could smell his aftershave, it was peppery and dark it sent shivers up your spine. Price slid his hand up the back of your top spreading his fingers out on your back it only intensified the goosebumps.
“What do you think Boss?” You glanced round to Price giving him a cheeky grin? Price was hooked.
“Yeh I don't mind a little bit of audience participation if you dont kid, what time we leaving?” He snaked his hand round to your chest palming your breast in his rough hand. Ghost watched as you melted into Price's Touch.
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It had been a mad struggle to convince Soap not to bring the waitress back to the base with you in the end Ghost had paid her to walk away. He had better things to be doing.
Once back at the base you said your good nights and headed to your side of the base, Soap helped Kyle to their shared room, but Ghost hung back.
“You not coming LT?” Soap wanted help with the very drunk Kyle.
“Im sure you can manage Johnny…Im gonna have a proper drink with Price…need to get the taste of shit bourbon out my mouth”
Soap nodded picking Kyle back up from the floor half carrying him half dragging.
“Don’t let him swallow his tongue!” Price yelled after them.
Once they were out of ear shot Price turned to the lieutenant.
“Some ground rules Ghost…you don’t cum inside her I don’t care how good it feels…she likes it rough but nothing visible, lastly if she says stop you stop”
Ghost nodded why did he feel nervous? He’d imagined this hundreds of times, he followed Price to your room.
“Oh one more thing…even in here I’m still your Captain so what I say goes”
Price knocked before letting himself in to your room, Ghost right behind him.
Without a word Price moved in on you in two strides pressing his body to yours cupping your face, pulling you into a deep kiss. Ghost watched on as Price unbuttoned your jeans pulling them down and helping you step out of them. He didn’t know when he should join in he waited for the go ahead.
Price sat you on the end of the bed, his hand stroking the top of your head.
“Thought you wanted to join in Ghost?” Price called back to him, never taking his eyes off yours. That was his invite.
They both towered over you but you didn’t care, you had already started working on unbuckling Prices belt. Ghost was already shifting his jeans down to rest on his hips.
“Steady on sweetheart…” Price stopped your hands, pulling his cock out for you. Ghost steadily stroking away. The site of them both made you ache. Ghost was exactly how you imagined, Price steered you head in his direction pressing his tip to your lips.
“Open wide for me love” Price stroked your cheek tenderly. You did as you where told and wrapped your mouth around him softly licking the underside of his head. You looked up at him as he slid further down your throat. The sight caused Ghost to let out a low growl.
“That’s a good girl…” Price looped his hand up into your hair. You could feel Ghost getting impatient, but you looked to Price for permission, he nodded. You reached out your hand to grab him. He sighed at the softness of your hand on his cock you stroked him but he was eager to have your mouth around him as well. You pulled away from Price leaving a string of spit and took Ghost in your mouth, you could feel the corners of your mouth split as you tried to take him in. Christ, he was big, you tried your hardest but you gagged and pulled your head away gasping.
They looked at each other amused then back at you, like a pair of bullies that had their victim cornered.
“Easy now…lets not get carried away eh?” Price cupped your face letting your recover.
“Lay back for me…” you did as you were told, the butterflies in your stomach more of a flurry now. Price crouched infront of you his mouth an inch away from your opening you could feel his warm breath. You looked down at his handsome face his eyes a liquid blue you willed him to touch you. The heat from his tongue as it slipped in caused a little groan to escape from you.
“Please…fingers…please” you begged him.
“So impatient…but seeing as you asked politely…” Price could rarely say no to you, he pushed two fingers in his tongue still flat against your clit, you could feel his beard scratching your inner thighs but you liked it always did. He lazily curled his fingers up inside you, as you rolled your head back you locked eyes with Ghost. He moved closer to you, his hand falling to stroke the top of your head all the filthy things he wanted to do to you caused a stampede in his mind. Price stopped and turned his attention to Ghost. He was getting impatient as well Price wasn't a cruel man but Ghost needed to learn his place when it came to you. He removed his fingers and angled himself over you pressing his tip just enough to make you squirm. Ghost watched as your eyes switched from a soft focus to full-blown desire.
“Think Ghost wants to know what it feel like to be inside you Tank…so I'm going to be generous and let him go first, is that ok?”
Price leant forward planting little kisses on your breasts and stomach, your skin smelt of him it drove him insane he hoped Ghost would be able to smell it a reminder of who’s you were claimed by him.
You nodded glancing over at Ghost who waited for Price to remove himself from between your legs he was taking his time on purpose.
“Ill be right here where you can see me ok…” Price positioned himself just to the side of you. You watched him as Ghost softly nestled between your thighs. He lifted his ski mask up so it rested on the bridge of his nose. He placed your leg over his shoulder slightly lifting you from underneath with his hand he angled you up to his face. The position was a new one and Price was impressed and he knew you were to from the little smirk on your face which was soon wiped clean as Ghost made contact with you, he went at it like a last meal, the taste of bourbon and honey and the faint cigar ash…Price making sure he knew he was just a guest.
He sucked hard on your clit causing you to dig your heel into his back arching up further. The noises coming from you sent him into a frenzy and knew you were close, he wanted you to cum, he need you to cum he had to hear the sound and know he had caused it.
“Need to feel you cum on him cock…” Ghost shoved you up the bed with one hand, he nudge at your centre with his tip, Price looked at you for any sign of hesitation Price was above average in size but Ghost was wider, but from the look in your eyes you wanted it. Fair enough. Without a word you spread you legs open wider for him. The fuse in Ghosts brain blew, he slowly pushed inside, your walls stretching around him, it was a tight fit. It took everything for him not to ram his length in fully. One last push and he was fully inside you for real and not just in his head with his hand as a very poor substitute.
“Fuckin hell…” Ghost was drunk on the feeling of you around him, with every draw back your walls sucked him back in he had to slow down or else he was going to break the first rule, but your moans were blocking out all rational thoughts, then there the sound he wanted to hear most of all you were coming undone the barrier falling down. You clawed at his chest, shuddering as you came. He gently wrapped his hand round your throat only applying light pressure looking into your eyes. Price said you liked it rough.
“Simonnnnn……”you moaned as you shook, he had to pull back slightly he would of happily filled you up there and then but he could feel Price switching his gaze from you to him. Watching him like a hawk. How bad of a beating would it be?
“On your front Tank” Price stood at the top of the bed helping you get on all fours.
“Let’s get one more out of her eh?…remember not inside…I mean it…Ill hang you myself…” Price winked as he said it, Ghost believed him.
Looking down at you spread open again for him, he watched Price nuzzle your face, calling you a good girl as you took him to the base. He felt spoilt as he buried himself inside you again only giving you a moment to adjust around him before he bucked his hips into you with each thrust he made sure to slowly drag himself back out trying to match the rhythm of Price thrusting into your throat.
“Tell your Lieutenant how good you feel…tell him…how good you are…” Price gritted his teeth.
You could feel your orgasm building then the thin little thread broke, causing both men to fall apart, ready to break. Price had stilled, his head back as you swallowed every last bit. Just as Ghost was close you turned to look at him, you eyes glossy.
“Did Price tell you not to cum inside me?…” You voice was strained, it was enough to send him over the edge. He nodded only slowly slightly.
“Well you can…but I want to see your face as you do…without the mask…” You half-turned you body reaching up for him to hold you to his chest. Price shot you a look, no way Ghost was removing his mask…but just like that it was off and thrown on the floor…Ghost was hook, line and sinker for you.
“Good boy…” you studied him kissing the large scar on his face. He clutched you to his chest, his forehead resting on your temple panting your name as he came inside you coating your walls. You both collapsed forward Ghost moving to the side of you still tangled up you reached to pull Price onto the bed, he obliged. The small cot creaked in protest under the 3 of you.
“Do you want your mask back Ghost?” Price reached for it.
“No…its ok ill leave it off for a little longer..does this mean I get to help with paperwork more often?” He kissed your shoulder liking the way your skin felt against his face.
“We’ll see” You and Price agreed in unison.
#captain john price#captain price#john price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#cod smut#cod fanfic#captain price smut#ghost mw2#ghost fanfiction#ghost smut#ghost x oc#ghost x tank#captain price x oc#john price x oc#price x tank#price x tank x ghost#cod oc#john price smut#call of duty smut#smut with feelings#smut with plot#call of duty#cod fic#cod fanfiction#cod fandom#john price x you#john price x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader
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it really is funny how many american ‘white’ women believe the universe is providing for them because of them manifesting their ideas into reality or whatever the fuckin theory of attraction shit is when its like. no youre just privileged
i have no fuckin idea what my life would have looked like if i wasnt a reasonably conventionally attractive white woman in america?? not only do i have the privilege of being a white woman in america but my hometown is mostly Black and i am genuinely a minority here. my mom literally got hired at a Black law firm as their diversity hire in the 90s 😂 yes white people ESPECIALLY WHITE WOMEN have a ton of privilege even when we are not the majority
denying your privilege is so fucking cringe i like literally talk about this irl with coworkers and ppl in my community all the time. i so desperately want to use this privilege to improve my community for all.
its been crushing dealing with disabilities that limit my physical activities and just trying to keep myself financially stable while so much evil is going on in the world rn. i am ridiculously passionately anti war but i have been preparing for genocide since i was a kid. i grew up in a Black and Jewish community so i wasnt shielded from this shit. white americans get your fucking shit together NOW. liberalism will not protect our families. (our families are not just blood btw.)
anyways all this is to say im glad i might be getting a dykey construction/contractor job and learning real skills and meeting people throughout my town. its been horrible dealing with a spine injury on top of everything. but my injections worked and THE TIGER IS OUT god damn i need to join a union
#entering my trade labour era? im sorry to say this is a very sexy development.#btw im gonna do it femme because its more fun
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Actually i think there was a family guy cutaway which parodied the MPFC opening intro
https://youtu.be/PVTM5pCPax0?si=yI5GAlJryFvLdQ8V
Also there was a cutaway gag about how one of the characters idk which forced Meg to watch the lesser known/"unfunny" (???) stuff python made but Meg didnt like it because shes a girl, so yeah, unfunny sexist gag...
Plus South Park paid homage to Monty Python also . I think its great how MP wasnt really parodied because frankly i think it would be shitty n not rlly funny ... Glad i could help you out !
Thank you kind anon!!
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oh yeah I saw the intro a while ago, but still thank you for linking it here!!! I found it was really cool and I like the aesthetic of it frfr!!
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Plus the slightly longer version w/the It’s Man in the beginning
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Ok so I just watched it, and tbh….idk how to feel about it tbh. Why does Meg not liking Monty Python have to do with her being a girl? I’m a (cis*) girl (*who’s currently questioning their gender but am somewhat certain that I’m transmasc, but still my point stands) and I like Monty Python, hell I think most of MP’s somewhat “unfunny” material is still kinda decent in a way (but again that’s just me personally lol). Is the joke supposed to be that girls don’t understand nor find MP funny? If it is, then that’s clearly a false assumption, as me and many of my online friends (who are mostly girls (plus boys too), as well as queer and trans, non-binary & gnc people) find it really hilarious fr! Again the joke in the cutaway gag doesn’t make sense imo, maybe I am missing smth in the joke and if so do let me know!
Also yes I am aware that some people aren’t into Monty Python or that it isn’t their personal preference, and that’s totally ok imo like I’m cool with that (even if it does baffle me lol 😂) Overall tho this cutaway gag just doesn’t make that much sense imo. I haven’t watched that much Family Guy tbh (only some episodes here & there from time to time, including some clips) but uhh yeah. Thank you for reading this really long ramble of mine on dissecting on that one particular ehh MP cutaway gag lmao 🤣
Link to the video btw :
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Oh yeah fr!! I’m assuming you’re referring to the time that South Park (and Matt Stone & Trey Parker) were featured in the 30th Anniversary Special of MPFC from 1999 (called “Monty Python Night”), where the South Park team paid homage to the “Dead Parrot” sketch, with Kenny as the Dead Parrot (or rather, the Dead Friend), Cartman as Mr Praline, and Kyle as The Shopkeeper! It was very funny fr tbh and I love how (animated) Terry G pops up near the end lol 😂
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(plus Matt & Trey apparently uhh “kidnapping” Terry G’s mum, also in the 1999 30th Anniversary special “Monty Python Night”)
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South Park’s animation style as a whole is an homage to the Terry G paper cut animation style too, which is really cool fr imo!!
ALSO ALSO Also
Eric Idle was featured in the movie “South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut” (1999) as the character Dr Vosknocker !
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Also anon I get where you’re coming from on the thing of not there being any Monty Python parodies as they would probably not be that funny and also kinda shitty. Yeah ig that’s kinda true. However, I’d personally still be interested in seeing an actual parody of Monty Python tbh, but again that’s just me personally lol.
Again thank you dearest anon for this lovely ask!! I deffo love & appreciate it frfr 🙏❤️
#monty python#graham chapman#michael palin#terry jones#john cleese#eric idle#terry gilliam#Monty Python parodies#ask
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but like the other anon said Im also excited for the Sunday update (which I'll read on Monday)
and the app I downloaded, it's about period tracking and stuff 😭
now that I have it, it's kinda like a Reddit for people who bleed ✋so many people post what they experience and I'm like "omg so it wasnt just me"
I like it so far but these ads are so weird 😭 I WAS ACTUALLY REREADING THE FIRST HEAT WITH PRICE CHAPTER AND I SAW AN AD ABOUT BOXERS
"breathable boxers" BSHAHA
but why did they look so good tho 👺 like it had slits on the sides
I'm honestly excited for it too 🤭 its a good chapter, if I do say so myself.
That's interesting 🤔 reddit for people who bleed that's amazing lol. That's cool though, that there's a community there. Reddit has saved my ass many times.
Breathable boxers?? How...interesting 😂 perfect timing though with chapter 12 🤭
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Dude, ive been seeing so many ace people talk about how they just choose someone to have a crush on and i gotta say, thats really funny. Like i forgot that i did that once😂
For the most part i think everyone around me just accepted that i was ace or at the very least not interested in anyone but its really funny to look back on my memories and be like “oh, that wasnt…” like, how did i not realize sooner??
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💫𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 2023💫
2023 has been a year to say the least so lets get into this 😂. As usual this is in no particular order cause I cant handle putting these into a proper order.
𝐓𝐨𝐩 5 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬:
1. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐂𝐚𝐟𝐞 (2022).
I watched this on a whim and boy am I glad I did. The female lead is so unhinged but in the best way and our main guy is so in love with her I cant. Literally this drama was such a fun time and everything connected together so well. Just watch this drama pls.
2. 𝐁𝐨 𝐑𝐚! 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐡 {𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞} (2023).
Yoo In Na shines and I love the character growth that both the leads go through, everything that happens makes sense and it really does show that working on yourself isnt a linear process. There will be set backs but you can over come them. I tend to not care for side couples but I loved all of them in this, they were just hilarious or adorable.
3. 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧 (2023).
I wasnt going to watch this drama but thankfully instagram reels made me interested enough to give this a chance. I love all 4 of the leads, they are my babies and they deserve all the happiness in the world.
4. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐅𝐥𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 (2023).
This was such a cute, fun drama. I didnt expect to love it as much as I did, the family dynamics, friendships, everything was so well done and the 2 couples were the cutest.
5. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 (2023).
Literally Instagram reels made me watch this and I do not regret it. The melodrama, romance, revenge, plot twists... Everything was such a wild ride, I recommend that everyone watches it.
𝐓𝐨𝐩 5 𝐍𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬:
1. 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 ~ 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧.
The irony, I always said that I wouldnt stan a group with more than 7 members 😂. Honestly I was just seeing too many funny reels about SVT and then I watched the Game Caterers videos without even knowing all of their names and Super was everywhere that I just fell into the rabbit hole that is Seventeen.
2. 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ~ 𝐉𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐨.
My bias came and she ate. I love this song and it showed in my top 2023 songs its at number 6... The top 5 are all Taylor obviously.
3. 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 ~ 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤.
He came and took over the world. Nothing more to say about that.
4. 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦 ~ 𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐧.
Yall need to stop sleeping on Enhas japanese discography. This song is just so sweet and wonderful. I cant with it.
5. 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 ~ 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐦.
I just loved this whole song and the album too. Next LSF comeback when?!.
𝐓𝐨𝐩 5 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬:
So last time I only had the vault tracks but Speak Now was the album that made me a swiftie so not limiting myself to just the vault tracks this time.
1. 𝐇𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝.
This is my absolute favourite song. It is just such a masterpiece and can be related to in any situation.
2. 𝐄𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝.
I love this song so much, I have a one shot of the same name 😂.
3. 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐲.
Im a hopeless romantic okay.
4. 𝐈𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐨𝐰.
Do I even need to explain myself with this.
5. 𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭!.
Most definitely not what I was expecting but I love it so much.
5 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝:
1. Bestie got married, shes happy and Im happy for her. It was a proper desi wedding and it was good fun.
2. I FINALLY graduated from University😂. Only took me like 5 years, one failed attempt and repeating my third year.
3. Made some great friends from the school I worked at, we bonded over how messed up the school we worked at is.
4. Managed to travel and have such great experiences.
5. Im happy with the fanfics I wrote this year. Still shocked that people actually read and enjoy the stuff I write but Im immensely grateful for all the love and support I get.
#year in review#year in review 2023#kdramas#top 5 songs#top 5 taylor songs#5 positive things that happened#zainabs year in review#2023 review time#songs#positive things#the law cafe#perfect marriage revenge#when i fly towards you#twinkling watermelon#true to love#super seventeen#flower jisoo#seven jungkook#blossom enhypen#unforgiven lsf#haunted tv#enchanted tv#sparks fly tv#is it over now tv#slut! tv
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Watching ep1 again cuz I wanna know why it’s not one of my favs of the season since I love 324 so FCVKING much and I think it’s cuz kanthony like why was there so much them it made me psychically ill i just couldn’t watch their scenes bc imagine being all happy giddy like y’all didn’t ruin Edwina life and the half sister Kate smiling like she didnt just betray and backstab her own so called sister 😂 I have never seen a bigger LOSER then Kate Sharma I’m soo sorry but imagine not only fighting for yt man with ur own sister but you being a grown a88 woman in her 30s soon and Fighting your 17 year old sister over a yt man a rake that’s just nasty and sexist misogynistic like nah never ever have I seen a bigger LOSER character or female in history of media kanyhony deserved each other just for that meh reason alone both being miserable losers who don’t and didnt deserve sh*t!! also they never beating the lust sex ship allegations because why was all their scenes just them having se*x like every fcvking scene they really forcing the ship atp bc they know so many people hate it even if it’s fan favourite the amount of people who hate is large so they trying so hard to make them seem cute and lovable but it’s just coming off as forced and just nasty out of character all that se*x is very on brand for them bc they never talked just went straight to se*x it’s giving that riverdale se*x only ship! But yeah it was to much them actually ewwww way to mf much the hand holding at start was so forced Kate isnt that kinda girl!
The funny part is her princess sister WON by miles she got the nasty man sure but her sister got everything else and we love to see the love and admiration from the queen the big pretty wedding and the diamond and getting courted whole szn oh she deserves it so much
Thank god they didn’t ruin my favorite episode like they did ep1 with all that se*x they constantly was having unnecessary so bc it didn’t bring anything to the show or their characters but thankfully the skip button exists just for that reason for kanthony scenes and thankfully didn’t have to use it as much this szn like I did in s2 because I was just skipping every time they was together alone every kanthony scene without Edwina was skip ⏭️ skip skip and I loved it so much!
now just gotta skip some more but at least it’s polin snz saving me unlike s2 so I’m beyond happy actually!
Kate Sharma was really a 26y/o woman fighting her 17 year old sister for a yt man! can u say biggest loser in tv history! I’m just sad for Simone Ashley for having worst role in a show where female characters are so complex huge in personality big part of the show and her role as Kate wasnt/isn’t like you can see when she disappears no one nobody noticed and it makes zero difference in the show as whole like even with Cressida disappearing would’ve made more of difference and what happened kinda feeling and that’s sad but Kate deserves nothing so I’m regrade I’m happy bc it’s what Kate deserves!
#bridgerton#kanthony#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate bridgerton#kathani sharma#kathani bridgerton#kathani and anthony#edwina sharma#simone ashley
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do you think that alutegra bothers some people and that they prefer aluseras because aluseras is closer to het norms
Well I cannot speak for every Alucard/Seras shipper. I ship Alucard/Integra so my saying is already biased because I didnt interact as much with the A/S shipdom as I did with A/I shipdom.
But here is what I noticed. The fandom largely perceived Seras as a feminine person, especially when the fandom put her in comparison to Integra. There are many aspects to this. One aspect is their appearance. It did not escape me that there is a repeating pattern of dark-skinned characters being perceived as more "masculine". And, it does not help that Seras' attire as well as physics are oftenly perceived as "feminine". Which is funny because two things, her attire is a uniform not of her choosing, and her physique is what she is born with. In both cases it is not what she have liberty in chosing.
Let me be more specific on the topic of fashion choice, I find it unsubtle that the adaptations made adjustments that in turns affect fans' perception of Seras' image as well. For example, her funeral attire after the Valentine arc:
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As you can see, the TV series (2001) as well as the OVA (2006) dressed her in dresses and skirts.
In the manga the bottom part of her suits wasnt shown but I think it is safe to assume she was wearing a standard black suits-pants combo as the other members.
And then there was also her clothing in the museum scene. Again, the bottom part of her uniform wasn't shown, but the OVA series made their choices with dressing her in a short skirt. I added an image (bottom left corner of the pic) of Seras wearing suits on one cover art in the manga that was never adapted on anime. We could also talk about how the top left corner pic, from the manga, was an entirely different pose than the anime pose in the bottom right corner, which reminiscent of pin-up posing, and how it mightve affected viewer's perception of the character.
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I see why many people perceive Seras as more "traditionally feminine" than Integra. Another aspect is their personality. Especially with their work persona, which was especially funny to me. Because I had seen a lot emphasis on Integra's demeanour in work. Isn't that misogyny? To perceive "aggression" and "dominance" as well as "stoicism" or "high positioned" with masculinity. Seras herself works in a male dominated field, an armed officer (I assume? as we saw her did an on field raid) too! She had also shown characteristics commonly affiliated with masculinity too! For example she retaliate with violence against provocation:
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And then Integra. Some of her demeanour aligned with traditionally feminine traits: She is probably the character with the strongest sense of vanity in the series. Bothered by her appearance as well as other's and was shown with lipsticks (I assumed?) in some official artworks. Her lips is coloured a different tone than her skin tone.
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Integra never shown any disagreement when she is drawn with dresses and skirts. I do not know how did some people assume she would be against being affiliated with femininity.
Those traits i listed are not inherently feminine or masculine. But it is agreed by majority of society to affiliate such behaviours to either binaries.
Me personally I do not believe in genders, those are social construct. But within this situation, I am aware of it. Yes, there are people perceiving Alucard/Seras as more heteronormative than Alucard/Integra. But I cannot make the assumption that people definitely levitates towards A/S more because they aligns with heteronormative stereotypes more than A/I. That is a possibility to keep in mind! I have not interacted much with A/S shipdom to speak on their behalf. 😭
But I do find this extremely funny because if that is the case, Alucard/Integra ship was aversed because it was "erasing queer rep" aka "not gay enough", it was also disliked because it was "not straight enough" 😂😂🤣
I am also aware of how some people speak badly on Integra's relation to femininity as if it was a weakness btw, but that is another matter.
#hellsing#ask#dont know if i should tag the ship names or not#but yes you kinda clock it#well yes sometimes dark skinned characters are masculinized for their appearance#that is colourism and racism
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heyo ! im writing this because im feelimg especially soft tonight., because omfg, ive been absolutely Obsessed with your evil woman series for the longest time and i think your way of writing eddie is one of, if not THE most accurate representations of that silly man ive ever read
it sounds so sappy but honestly everytime i clock back into my long shift of the chronically online factory and see youve posted i actually get giddy, it would be embarrassing if i wasnt head over heels with your writing
thank you so much for evil woman !! the representation of a character i can actually resonate with and see myself in, something i am neeeeeever able to find. she has an Actual personality outside of being the one reader who likes a boy and doesnt enjoy anything else (thank god for nerds) (me)
youre an absolute godsend and i cant wait to see what you post next 🫶🫶
You guys better stop being so damn nice to me, or I'll… I'll… 🥺
Look, gang. I did not think I was gonna be doing the writing thing this long. My Tumblr Wife talked me into posting a fic, then I posted a few more, and now I've posted so many Eddie fics I'm dreading the day I try to put another link on the masterlist and it hits me with the hundred-link limit and I have to make a second one.
I will never not be shocked when people tell me they love something I created, especially Evil Woman. I had no idea what I was doing when she made her debut. I stressed so hard about trying to keep her anonymous enough to be a You. And then at some point, she took the reins, and we both stopped caring if I was doing it right or not. Maybe that was the key to making people love her.
But I am so glad she resonates with You. I feel like before she met Eddie, EW was probably a bit of a misunderstood outcast. I mean, they're all technically outcasts because they're the freaks, but Evil Woman has her Eddie now… and all of you. 🥰 (She would WTF so hard about people willingly reading about their dumb little adventures. 😂)
Thank you for the super sweet message! I urge you - and everyone reading - to tell writers what you think of their fics. Give us feedback! Did something make you laugh? Cry? Did you notice an easter egg? Do you hope this leads to another Situation? Would you like to see more fluff, or more angst? Leave a note in the comments or the tags. Feedback gives writers ideas, and ideas are how fics are born!
PS: The next Eddie fic will probably be something fun and fluffy, to make up for the angst I've been unloading. 😉
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kleo, how to deal with heartbroken? i tought that he was the man of my life, but its not , it is hurting like.. i dont know if i fuck up and i lose the "love of my life" or thats wasnt meant to be... i feel guilty idk
Hello!
First of all, I'm sorry you are going through this.
I know it hurts. And it's the type of pain that can't be healed easily but it will heal in time.
I personally don't believe in soulmates. There's not just one person meant for you. There are many people who will in some way affect your life. This didn't work out because clearly they weren't compatible with you but that's okay. Somebody else will be more compatible. And if it won't be enough, they will leave, too, to clear space for somebody else even more compatible and so on until you find the person you click with. Each relationship will give you something, will teach you something, will make you in some way better or more self-aware.
Try to think about it this way: They clearly weren't a good person for you. Would you want to spend the rest of your life with a wrong person and miss the right one? This is not a tragedy, despite it feels that way. It's an opportunity to welcome someone better. It's an opportunity to focus on yourself, on your hobbies, on your healing and growth. It's an opportunity for you to become the person you want to be so when the right person for you comes, you just match like two pieces of puzzle. 😊
Honestly, I don't know why you guys come to me with this, as I have never been in a romantic relationship before 😂
However, I hope this helps a bit. Mourn if you need to but don't get stuck in that phase. They are not worth your self-destruction. You are better than that, stronger than that. 😘
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Can I head canon Mikey and Leo’s eye colors from you please Also do you have a Fic of this AU that I can read
of course! i don't own eye color headcanons, i just picked whichever ones looked the nicest with their designs in my opinion 😂 glad you liked them enough to share that hc though! 😊💕
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and i'm assuming you're referring to my rise genshin au? which i actually don't...have a story for at all, since i don't have a very good understanding of genshin's story/lore to begin with. this au is in all honesty pretty surface-level, at least on my end 😅
however! i've actually had a couple people write their own ideas for it. i'm not sure about actual fic fics, like on AO3 or anything since i've not gone looking, but i've had a few things people have sent in my inbox (sorry it's taken me so long to answer these! i'm not trying to ignore y'all, i promise.. i've just been busy + somewhat overwhelmed by social media in general ;-;)
i'll leave them under the cut for you (and ofc anyone else who's interested!) to read :3
from @snekplush:
Random ideas for the genshin tottmnt au my brain thought of without my concent:
Draxum is a yokai who lived through the cataclysm and knows about Ei making puppet vessel things. Maybe its because he met scara before he turned all fatui. Either way, he knows and bcs of this he wanted to try experimenting creating something similar with artificial yokai to be super soldiers to protect imazuma >:D It never actually worked though because he doesnt know that Ei used khaenriah technology to do that, and he doesnt have access to that. Eventually he cracks the code somehow after hundreds of years of research. And thats how the turts were born >:D
And then since he knows scara is a puppet he found out he became a harbinger. As he looks down at the four artificially made turtles and remembered how Scaramouche once told him about how his mother and creator, Ei, betrayed him because he wasnt fit for his purpose of holding the gnosis, Drax decides this is probably not a good idea. Also he feels a bit guilty because like albedo, they’re like artificial yokai. Artificial, but still yokai. Knowing that Lou Jitsou is someone who travels often, he dumps the children onto him so he doesnt have to worry about them destroying inazuma. That or he found out the khaenriahn orginins of puppet people, and since he experienced the cataclysm thinks theyre too dangerous and then dumps them on splinter. Use this idea however u want :D
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from an anon:
For your rise genshin AU I feel like that everyone would just like Raph I feel like that he would just get along with everyone because of his leadership and kind nature but I also feel like there will be many misunderstandings about him like you know looks like he could crush you with a finger in actuality it is a kind person not that could be described as The most cinnamon rolls of cinnamon rolls I feel like that all of them would be like but Raph would be the most liked in my personal opinion.
I may have already asked you this but it’s basically a continuation from the last one I feel like that Ralph would get along with itto well it would probably be roped into him And his gang’s shenanigans
Why do I just imagine Ralph taking singing lessons or just singing along with Venti I just popped into my My head and it just seemed a bit funny that Ralph invented just doing like a song and Venti fighting away just to make a melody that just makes it work And people stop joining in a fight I have just make like Geo construct like head and create like a percussionist melody and everyone’s joining having a little bit of fun in Then They do a bow in just the Mora is thrown everywhere
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