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doueverwonder · 1 year ago
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y'all fuckin wish me luck tomorrow i have to tell TWO professors my name is not what's listed on their paper, and for some reason the fact that they're men makes me MORE nervous???
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angelinthefire · 2 years ago
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In the untitled s8 meanstiel fic (wherein Cas does not "get better" after s7) that it seems less and less like I'm going to write, the way the actual dean/cas/meg sex scene would happen is:
It would come towards the end of at least 60k of character development, which is something to bear in mind.
Castiel and Meg had been sleeping together since before the start of the story. Which Dean hates. And Meg is viciously jealous of Dean. But Cas doesn't see his relationships with them as mutually exclusive at all. And after Dean and Cas do the "I love you"/"I love you too" thing, Meg is still metaphorically clinging to Cas with her teeth. And Dean very begrudgingly puts up with her because Cas cares about her.
(There would be a fair amount of Dean&Meg stuff in the story where it's established that their mutual hatred does not just come from jealousy but also from recognizing something of themselves in the other. And they come to a certain level of understanding. But they're still very antagonistic).
(It's also important that when Dean tells Cas that he loves him, Cas can't really deal with it and kind of freaks out. Because he still feels so overwhelmed with guilt for the leviathan stuff, and polluted and self-loathing. The idea of Dean loving him breaks something in him. It seems unjust. It's wrong. This reaction is cut across by Plot Things happening.)
At a point when most of the plot is done and things are relatively quiet, Dean and Cas are having a moment, which turns into kissing, which starts to turn into more. But Cas becomes overwhelmed again. And Cas wants to keep going, but he's having a hard time, like to the point of shaking and hyperventilating. And this hasn't been something that Dean has been able to bring Cas down from on his own at any point.
So my idea is. Dean goes to find Meg. And he does not say what's going on, he just tells Meg to come with him. And he leads her back to the bedroom hoping that she understands on her own and he doesn't have to say anything. Upon seeing Cas on the bed, half undressed, Meg gives Dean a very questioning look. And all says to Meg, pointedly, and kind of pissy, is something like, "I'm not kissing you."
And anyways, Meg is Cas' emotional support girlfriend when he's having sex with Dean.
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anotherpapercut · 1 month ago
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
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potofsoup · 4 months ago
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Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.
If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.
Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.) If you want an extra verification, find your state's election website and double-check there.
So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)
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hawkpartys · 10 months ago
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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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langernameohnebedeutung · 10 months ago
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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pepsimaxolotl · 7 months ago
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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donnieisaprettyboy · 7 months ago
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
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wasabi-gumdrop · 9 months ago
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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confield · 28 days ago
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Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species
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biocrafthero · 2 months ago
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MizuEna canon as of December 2024
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stargirl230 · 6 months ago
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you’re my hero!
bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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post-graduation trip airport looks
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ktkat99 · 4 months ago
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Jason comes back from the dead and, as he's still a bit out of it, heads to the manor.
Crawling straight up through six feet of compacted earth is hard, especially after waking up suddenly in a coffin, so after he makes it inside, he sits down to rest on the couch.
And immediately falls asleep.
Hours later, Bruce returns home to find Jason's body, covered in dirt, dug up from the grave and left on his couch.
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