#so thanks hetalia you're keeping me going ;-;

[bloodyodyssey]

(Repost) Comms still up with 8 slots, 3 for busts, 3 for half body, and 2 for full body! Each listing also allows for up to one extra character to be added on at half price!

***If you don't want to commission me that's also fine i'd apreciate just a regular kofi dono or just sharing this around bc my finances are low, I've been averaging on $20 a month and struggling to pay hospital bills from earlier this year. i will also be considering opening a google doc or some other order form to allow payments via cashapp if there's any interest. Anyways heres a general breakdown of the pricing system and my will's/wont's under the cut:

So how do I (you, the buyer) choose what I want?

SO when you open up the request form it should look something like this!

We're using the bust order as our example here. At its base price, $15, it is set for the black and white option. If this is what you would like, then you don't have to worry about the add ons at all and you go straight to submitting your request! Now, if you're choosing add ons, it'll look something like these:

The first would be an example of an order of a flat color bust + an extra character bust with flat coloring as well. The color option adds the extra $10 (to match the listed price on the poster for $25), and the extra character with flat coloring adds half of that $25 to the order (well a little less bc i knocked off the .50 cents) which is why it comes out to $37.

The second would be an example of a black and white bust order with an added black and white bust character. This just adds an extra $7 to the price totaling $22.

What will you (the artist, me Brutus) draw?

If you want me to draw your oc or fanart of your favorite character I GOT U!!!

I'm also comfortable drawing blood and gore though I'll have to keep it on the lighter side (I enjoy blood if it isnt obvious by my url though so depending on what you want we might be able to go a little further with that).

I can do characters with armor as well, however I will require a reference of some sort from you, the client, as I'm frankly not going to attempt armor off the dome. I won't design armor myself either.

Pinups (not full nsfw due to how much of a struggle it is to navigate different site policies) and other suggestive works are also a-ok! a tity does not bother me if that wasn't made clear by my commission card 👍🏽

What will you (the artist, me Brutus) NOT draw?

Im not comfortable trying to draw real people as of right now sorry! I'm just not really a caricature or realistic portrait artist but this may change in the future.

I also won't do furry/anthro just because that isn't my forte as I haven't practiced drawing animalistic characters. There r plenty of talented furry artists for you to choose from and I could talk to someone to guide you to a few .

(I CAN do more humanoid fantasy characters however. like mermaids, satyrs, etc)

More extreme gore and body horror is also off the table. (so like spilling guts stuff like that)

I may love mecha but as it is like armor and a bit more extreme, I'm not drawing it sorry. And also as stated above I'm not drawing armor regardless without a good reference.

Certain fandoms are a no-go for me due to my own comfort. A quick list would be: mogeko games, omori, south park, hetalia, attack on titan, mcyt, hazbin hotel/helluva boss. if you're not sure just ask!

I reserve the right to decline any comission request for any reason. Getting paid is nice but my comfort is nicer yknow.

And that should cover everything! If you still need to ask me anything, my messages are open. Thank you so much for reading and a little extra thank you if you decide to commission me ❤️

[generational-atrophy]

Sugar daddy russia with female s/o please ⭐

hetalia russia with a sugar baby

1.1k words ~ feminine headcanons + mini scenario

tw: ivan is possesive and intimidating, other than that, none!

a/n: thanks for this request <3 very self indulgent for me ngl

Ivan has always been a lonely man. Every romantic partner he’s had over his many centuries of living has left him, usually quite quickly. But despite his many disastrous failures, he's never been afraid to try again.

In his earlier years, he could've just bought a woman to keep him company. He had often thought about it, but would always realize that he couldn't live with himself if he did so. It was simply too disrespectful.

But nowadays there are other ways to get a woman's affection. He doesn't mind those quite as much.

Ivan has no moral qualms about paying for you to stay with him. He knows you're lying when you tell him you love him, but he frankly doesn't care. You're telling him it anyway.

He doesn’t like matching outfits very much. He appreciates seeing your own style come out more than his. But, he always blushes whenever you include a little sunflower or flag accessory in your wardrobe.

He appreciates you showing him affection anywhere, but he especially loves it in public. Usually, everyone is so afraid to be seen with him, so he always loses his composure whenever you hold his hand in front of others.

Your relationship is going to be physical. That's a requirement for him. He's incredibly touch-starved and as such, constantly has his hands all over you. He's paying for your body, isn't he?

Giving you only cash isn't a problem, but he definitely prefers going on shopping sprees with him. Sometimes, when he's especially lonely, he won't give you money; only allowing you to go to the store with him to pay.

He's rarely forceful with anything he wants; he really wants you to be just as happy as he is. Anything his sugar baby wants, she can get.

Loves to show you off. Of course, you can't mention that he's paying for your love, but you always come with him to social events. You're just his beautiful little darling, always hanging onto his arm and doing little else. Just how he likes it.

If anyone asks, he's only “paying to put you through university.”

Your relationship won't be sexual, at least for a while. If he were paying for your body in that way, you'd be a prostitute, and he wouldn't like that. That might change if he thinks your feelings towards him have become more genuine, but otherwise, nothing more than kissing.

You don't have to do very much to earn your allowance, he's more than happy to give just to see your face every day.

He doesn’t want you looking at, much less thinking about other men. Once you’re “dating” him, he’s the only man for you. Very rarely will he make exceptions to that rule.

He likes the kind of... talk that comes along with it for the most part, but he doesn't like being called “Daddy.”

In his mind, that's too vulgar of a phrase. That's not what your relationship is. He's more traditional romantically when it comes to that.

If he's in a bad mood, he'll be sure to stay far away from his sugar baby. He doesn't want to snap at you, much less you snap back at him. That'd shatter the perfect image of your relationship his mind has concocted.

He does expect you to come to comfort him at any hour, though. He'd do the same for you, so you had better do that for him.

It's hard for him to get angry at his darling. But if he does get frustrated, he'll cut you off for a short time. Never more than a week. (And, if it was an emergency, he'd put his own hurt feelings aside to help you.)

He may be violent around you, but never towards you. It's hard enough for him to build up the courage to touch you softly, he could never hurt you physically. But... he's also not afraid to punch a hole through a nearby wall to intimidate you.

He wants good behaviour, that's it. He's paying for you to be perfect, not to be a brat.

Other than that, he'd be a pretty great sugar daddy. Besides, you know, the problems but... you'd be getting that from Ivan no matter what.

“Mister Braginsky?” You call out, hesitantly entering his home using your spare key. About 30 minutes ago now, he had called you briefly, asking for you to come over.

“In the living room!“ His heavily accented voice responds from deeper in the home, accompanied by the faint sound of tinny jazz. It seemed as if his house was never truly quiet. He seemed to hate silence.

You walk into the living room, facing him sitting on the couch. His features are only visible through the warm glow of his crackling fireplace, giving his smile an uncanny look.

”Come, sit with me, Lyoubov.“ He beckons, motioning for him to join him on the couch.

Never one to disappoint a client, you quickly set your bag down and rush towards him. You no longer needed a request to know what he wanted, and as such you quickly made yourself comfortable in his lap.    

As soon as you relaxed against him, he let out a shaky sigh. Now, you could make out faint tear tracks running down his cheeks. But he didn't let it show in his composure.

Gently, he gathered your skirt closer to you, running his rough hands up and down your smooth thighs, ”I'm happy that you came.“

”Why wouldn't I?” You ask softly, running your fingers through his silver locks.

“Most people do not like to be around me. I know that you are... like that as well, but you pretend you aren't. I... I appreciate your labour.”

“It's not much of a 'labour,'“ You start to say, pressing a chaste kiss to his cheek, ”You make it easy to be around you, Ivan.“

”Do you really believe that? I want you to be honest.“ He asks seriously, pausing his affection.

”Yeah, of course I do.“ You scoff, shrugging slightly with a smile.

”Even if I stopped giving you your allowance?“

You pause, considering your answer, ”You'd still be a nice person. I just... wouldn't be around you anymore. That's the deal we have, Mister Braginsky.“

He smiles, bringing his hands up your thighs, ”I know. That is alright with me, moya solnishka.“

Before you could react, he brought his face to yours in a passionate kiss. As you wrapped your arms around his waist in response, he only laid a hand on the back of your head, holding you ever closer.

After a moment that felt like an hour, he pulled away, face flushed and breath heavy. You couldn't help but press yourself against him more, craving the warmth of his affection once again.

”I'll keep you around as long as you'll let me, does that sound good, lyoubov?“

”Anything sounds good if it's with you, Ivan.“

[headingalaxys-spicy]

hello 👋 i really love your writing 😖 i was wondering if you could write yandere alphas nordic's x darling omega who has a very high libido? 😏 thank you ❤😄

Well this is one way to start the week enjoy anon :)

Warning! This is a spicy post, so turn away now if this isn't for you!

Denmark 🇩🇰 

Finally, there is someone who can keep up with him in the bedroom. Also, destroy him. 

In order to slow you down, he does have you take a shot of Akvavit (snaps) every hour or half hour (more depending on how rough you are riding him or sucking his soul out). This, however, does backfire often because you’ll be all fired up again & you’ll want to peg him, but considering he’s bossy, he will ‘guide’ you on how to do it properly. 

Denmark even approached Japan with: “Hey! I need help making a machine that can slow Y/N in bed?” 

The dude has even tried to design a piece of furniture that can hold you in place so he doesn’t have to be bottom all the time, but he also hopes your libido would give out due to you having to contort your body so much. 

He hates admitting that he needs a break from you. The fastest he’s ever recovered was 23 hours. The longest was 4 m

When he’s not as patient, he has cuffs on the wall, tables, or bathroom counters where he’ll keep you there so he can rail you without getting injured by you thrusting back or squeezing him for all he’s got. He loves that you can beat him in bed; just intimidated is all. 

Finland 🇫🇮 

He needs some time to adjust to your abundance of energy. As you pound into him ruthlessly, Tino just grins, bears it, and moans. 

What the heck else can he do? He praises you a lot as well. 

“Y/N you’re doing great ah! But maybe can you slow down?!” He’s silently praying to god you’re going to get tired. 

Tino will want to do a lot of foreplay to start to satisfy some tension & just maybe make you not as rough and needy. (He does have a lot of costumes + props) 

On occasion, he does like to tell bad jokes that will kill the mood if you’ve milked him for all he’s got seed-wise. Or if he’s feeling up to the challenge, he’ll take meds that will help him last longer so he can attempt to keep up with you. 

Tends to like doing it in or near a sauna since it reduces your libido a little & relaxes you. Tino is able to keep his sweaty palm on your waist so that you won’t ride him like he’s a dead horse. (Also just makes getting to the aftercare a smoother transition) 

Iceland 🇮🇸 

Uhhhh like isn’t he a teenager still (he’s an adult I think????) ? Also don’t come for me but I also don’t know his human name I haven’t been able to find one on the hetalia Wikis so like yeah . 

Mans just throws a pillow at you and fucking dips. 

I'm not comfortable writing spicy stuff for him. 

Norway 🇳🇴 

Lukas can take your energy like a stoic in the eye of a storm. He can also appreciate the fact that, being a person with the gift of magical abilities, he has his own unique ways of subduing you. He utilizes his ties with his far friends to assist him in taking away some of your sexual energy and giving it to him so he can keep up. 

Lukas has toyed with different potions to slow your libido down. Some had no effect. Others made his nights with you longer and ran him absolutely rugged. He’d be out of commission for a few weeks at times. The fastest he’s able to recover is 2-3 days at the fastest but nothing sooner than that. 

Lukas thinks it a fun challenge to rail you & he likes to mysteriously whisper in your ear: 

“You’re quite the challenge, Y/N, I like that.” 

He tends to prefer you bouncing up and down on him so he can gauge how much longer he has to last while you're riding him, as your latest wave of thrusting can be particularly harsh. He may not say much else to you but grunt in pleasure and moan. He also likes to bite down on his lips and keep it to a minimum when he’s failing to keep up with you and edging towards passing out. 

Sweden

From no words at all to talking all night long like he was at a never-ending ball, you are a type of blessing he didn’t know he needed. 

The fact that you’ll slam him to the floor, the table, cabinets, bookcases, telephone booths, you name it; this tall 5’11 (182 cm) tall man is at your mercy and enjoys it. 

Berwald practically sings your praises as if he trained himself all his life to be a tenor for the Royal Swedish Opera. “Oh yes! Y/N! Y/N! Please don’t stop!” Will be among his symphony for the night. He does communicate with you when you’re hurting his junk, being too rough, or thrusting too quickly.

The two of you do argue or pull sticks over who's going to be at the bottom for that session. 

Like Denmark, he does like to have specialized furniture that he can use to wear you out & your high-ass libido. 

He can recover the quickest from having sex with you give him 12 hours and a cup of coffee, and he’s all good to go again. Only once did you manage to keep him out of commission for 4 months. 

[fanficfish]

some random hetalia thoughts about the countries

mostly headcanons and character studies i guess. probably canon but who knows i'm too sleepy to go check. i'm gonna ramble and maybe it'll maek sense i don't know. Someoen tag me if they get anything idea worthy out of this.

link the inspired post: https://www.reddit.com/r/hetalia/comments/1eqt7ek/after_all_these_years_im_gonna_say_it_i_did_not/

I've seen a little talk about how England leaving America on his own for so long messed him up a little (thank you reddit user who go that talk going). So i wanted to think about some of Englands' other colonies and stuff i guess?

so like we have America. I still stand he's probably like, Jamestown or something and over time he became the main US rep, like how the UK has the four brothers (five? Six with Sealand) but England represents them at meetings. Or Japan reps all of Japan instead of like a couple dozen prefectures showing up. That kind of thing. And like that guy's a little messed up. In earlier parts ofhis story, he's shown to just be really explorative, stil strong tho, but mostly jsut a nice sweet kid who happens to have three teenagers fighting over him. Seriously couldn't they share? Oh wait it's hetalia no they can't XD

anyways, it's only wlater once America is firmly under British rule that he starts growing the yelling and loudness. I think that's like the sign hhat he wants a little attention f rom England- like, he's shown to just be a guy when it's Canada when they're kids but england gets the "SHOVE FOOD IN MY PIEHOLE" treatment. And I think that's just because England keeps leaving and coming back but sometimes he just ignores the kids and does his own thing for a long time. Canada ends up letting America take the lead for them. And then later on once all is said and done America revels in his big parties and whatnot because the attention is on him, and it won't heal the hrut of England just leaving all the time but it sorta helps. (Canada doesn't count they're basically joined at the hip it's not the same).

and if you compare it to like the Italies for example. Austria was still there to watch over Italy North even though he really went for the uh. Less optimal route. But he was till there, in his own way. Prussia definitely wasn't going to leave HRE and later Germany alone unless he absolutely had to. Spain didn't jsut go gallivanting around when Romano was there (no comment onhis other former colonies). Ofc you could make an argument for Iceland, but by the time Norway took over he'd been alone mostly for 300 years, and even if Norway and Denmark didn't exactly visit all the time because i headcanon Iceland stayed happily on his island 90% of the time like Aland and Faroe Islands to avoid the drama called "four nordics pretending they could get along under one roof when they definitely are not good rooommate compatable", I doubt he was entirely without parental guidance. Norway could always sense him (so themoment anything bighappened Norway would be marching right over), and Iceland mentions sending letters out. I'm jsut gonna guess he sent the letters via Mr. Puffin, and I'd guess Mr. Puffin could always deliver some words if needed from overseas. Iceland also apparantly has fairies at his house so there's that too. Not thet he'd admit it.

But if you notice, it's def circumstance that gives some character which is cool when we're talkign about stereotype-based characters. Ameriica becomes loud and "ignores" the room when he's given the stage, because if he outrages everyone then he'll get attention. Italy N.. had everythig taken care of for him and has few worries, and a pretty good work ethic since Austria isn't a slacker. Roomano is a spoiled brat. Iceland....honestly boy just needs to accept the others rubbed off on him and he's just as kooky as the rest of them. I know you're a teen and all but kid c'mon you love them mystical animals and you keep bringing up your weird museums XD (I swear this child got Norway's anti-socialness, Sweden's inability to admit things (in his case, he actually likes hanging out with the others), Finland's oddness, and Denmark's everythign else because we all know Norway probably saw Iceland at last and had a crisis over it, man knows when Iceland appears but can't get around to taking the ruling for how many years????

And then there's New Zeeland, who had to raise Austrailia when NZ was also pretty young. NZ doesn't even have the hope of hep fro manyone- America and Canada i'm pretty sure still had visitors from like France and I think the Netherlands would have popped by a few times, because they did do a bit of um. Trading. with the colonies and stuff. Austrialia used to be on the other hand where they sent English prisoners. New Zealand is not ready for that kind of craziness, and so of course we're gonna get a free range crazy Austrailia and a done with it New Zealand who got no help and probabl ygot even less parental support then America. BTW it's crazy that technically GB still techncialy rules over so many big places like Canada and Austrailia even though they also technicall ydon't like that's just so wild.

so what have we learend from this? England sucks as a dad, and Iceland's teen rebel phase is in full swing. WHat was the poitn of this? I don't know but you read it and i wrote it so.....

ima sleep i forgot the poitn already lol

[jackce]

Some person who doesn't like that you drew RusLiet or something idk 😭

I just think your art style is cute 😔😔😔

Idk if you're saying that you want to clarify that don't like RusLiet but want to support my art eitherway or you're saying that you saw someone who didn't like RusLiet and wanted to give me courage and support to keep going.

Either way, thank you for the support and don't worry ❤️

If it was the first option you don't owe explanations to anyone, is okay to not ship something but still follow an artist because of their style, I do it all the time with some awesome RusPru artists, they art is so amazing that I'm not afraid to give them likes and follows even tough they draw my nOTP.

But is also okay if you don't feel like follow or like their stuff but still secretly appreciating their art style, we people are very diverse, do what makes you feel better and be kind ❤️ some artists and fans may not appreciate the "I don't like that you draw this ship but will love your style", just give it a like or not, that's ok.

I'm ok with that comment btw, I appreciate that people can like my work even if they don't like the subject. It makes me feel that I did fine, so yay! Thank you ❤️

if it was the second option (you saw someone complaining about me drawing RusLiet) well, just ignore that person. I really don't care if some people don't support the ship of other people, I just drew the ship because someone asked for it and I love giving art gifts to my followers. So I draw (and will keep drawing) any ship that people request as long as it's not uncomfortable or very problematic to me (feel free to ask, I'm probably ok with your hetalia ship and If not I won't make a drama about it, be free, fiction and art are for funsies).

Thank you again for being sincere and supportive with my art style ❤️🥺

[peskellence]

Tag games-Ask a fic writer

Thank you @sunwarmed-ash for the tag! 💖

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

13 on my current account, so not a massive amount 🫣 I'll level with you fine people, I have been guilty of committing the sin of deleting fics (or entire accounts) when I decide I'm no longer proud of them... I've never done it with any of my DBH stuff, but I have done it for basically all other fandoms I've been involved in. I have since learned the error of my ways and to orphan rather than delete after losing some of my all time faves to other writers doing the same 💔

2. What fandoms do you write for?

Active - Detroit: Become Human (also toying with the idea of writing some BG3 fics... 👀 I blame my Neil Newbon fixation)

Former (may return to) - Ace Attorney (AA)

Former (will not be returning to) - MHA, Death Note, Hetalia, Teen Titans.

3. Top five fics by kudos:

With Love, Signal Red - AA

More Than Our Parts - DBH

With Love, Miles Edgeworth - AA

With Love, Phoenix Wright - AA

Part Of You - DBH

4. What's your total ao3 word count?

234,659 (almost half of that consists of a single story 🙈)

5. Do you respond to comments?

I try my very best! Someone it takes me a while though 🙏

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

It's probably a toss up between stay with me. (DBH) or With Love, Phoenix Wright (AA) - although I'd argue that the latter doesn't count because it's a prologue to a longer story, so not really an 'ending'

I also wrote a DBH flavoured retelling of Carrie once—a fic request called GAVIN. For anyone familiar with the story of Carrie...yeah, you already know that doesn't end well. 😬

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

You see I love me some 'angst with a happy ending', so a lot of fics I commit to follow that formula. I'll say that More Than Our Parts has the happiest ending, just because of the sheer scale of Hell everyone went through in order to get there 🥲

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I have received criticism on my works before, but nothing I'd say was intentionally hateful.

(Unless you're counting some of the reviews on my ancient FF.net account—but I was 14-15 when I wrote most of those stories, and I'm going to put up my hands and say the hate is 100% valid 🙃)

9. Do you write smut?

Is it even one of my fics if I don't shoehorn some smut into it? 🤷

10. Craziest crossover?

That would be the only (technical?) crossover of Detroit Become Human x Carrie

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not 😭

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I have not—if that ever happened I would probably be so flattered that I'd just keel over and die 💖 (affectionately)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have not, although I imagine that would be fun! I'm open to offers if any fellow authors are interested 🫣

14. All time favourite ship?

Ughhh, do not make me choose just one...I'm going to bend the rules and give three different answers according to slightly different criteria 🤏

First Ship I Ever Wrote For/Got Invested In-

Beast Boy / Raven (DC/Teen Titans)

Ship That Got Me Through A Difficult Time/Ultimate Comfort Ship-

Phoenix Wright / Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Current Favourite-

Gavin Reed / RK900 (DBH)

15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

That knowledge stays between me and the unhinged notes app I keep on my phone

16. What are your writing strengths?

(Self promotion makes me uncomfortable one sec—) I would say my characterisation/dialogue and vocabulary? I have also been informed that I am good at 'setting the scene', creating for immersive backdrops.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Awkward sentence structure, spelling and grammar (I use a checker for that) and both over describing with lots of fluff and under describing with flat descriptions. I can never get the balance right 😭😭😭

I also have a nasty habit of reworking things constantly, as well as being overly ambitious with my ideas and then worrying the pay off is disappointing 🥲 meaning it takes several decades to publish anything.

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

When I tell you I was balls deep in the Hetalia fandom during the latter half of my teens— I am extremely familiar with language switches in dialogue, does not bother me in the slightest.

(please add translations at the end though 🙏🙏)

19. First fandom you wrote in?

The OG Teen Titans cartoon from the 2000's 🫡 I embrace my heritage, but also will not be directing anyone to my ancient FF.net account as it makes me want to peel off my skin and jump out the nearest window.

(I have long since forgotten the log in details, so it will exist as an enduring time capsule to the time I was a moody teenager blasting MCR on the playground and complaining that no one understood me.)

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Perhaps it's recency bias, but I am going to say More Than Our Parts. I poured my heart and soul into that story and I'm (mostly) very proud of it.

Tagging my beloved @wedonthaveawhile as I imagine most of my DBH friends have probably already been tagged 💖

[folightening]

Confession : Portbra

Hetalia - Portbra There was one last thing Brazil had to do to finish celebrating his independence. However it ended, it couldn't be left unsaid any longer. Vague incest warning, but not really: Nations have complicated relationships, so there is a few mentions of familial feelings in here while it is a ship fic. In case that isn't your cup of tea

He'd been receiving congratulations and compliments all day but one man's words had lifted him to heaven and left him stranded.

I'm proud of you.

The tight, warm embrace had sent his emotions into a flutter that had yet to fully calm. He had smiled at him; all pride and love leaving Brazil pleasantly hot. Then he left him to his friends. Brazil hadn't had the chance to be alone with him since.

Now that the party was finally dying down Brazil looked for him. If Portugal left earlier without saying goodbye he was going to get an earful.

Unsurprisingly Brazil found him standing at the edge of the water away from the party, staring across the waves. Brazil stood at his side and looked out over the ocean as well. Beautiful, but he'd never understand what had Portugal so captivated.

"Party's dying old man."

"I heard."

Silence stretched between them, unexpectedly light and comfortable and Brazil tried to gather his thoughts.

"I." Brazil fell silent again.

A few minutes ago he'd been fully prepared to march over and speak his mind. Usually he could. But suddenly this felt like a delicate situation he wasn't certain about handling.

"How are you feeling?" Portugal's question pulled Brazil from his confusing hesitation.

"On top of the world."

Portugal laughed and Brazil relaxed a little. There was nothing to be worried about. No reason for hesitation. This was Afonso.

"Thanks for siding with me. Your Boss couldn't have liked that much."

"You're a lot more important to me than some humans."

Even still, Brazil knew how the humans could affect them. There were times it had been difficult to hold the separation between Brazil and Luciano. He'd given Afonso a hard time for no reason other than the war between their humans. His emotions had been in turmoil and he knew Portugal had his moments of the same. It had never quite escalated into anything - Afonso knew when to walk away and Luciano'd had the sense to let him - but still Luciano felt bad about it.

"You know you're important to me too?"

"You may have said something about that a few times."

Brazil laughed. A few times was an understatement. He'd said it so many times he was sure Portugal was sick of hearing it.

Enough beating around the bush.

"Actually, I needed to talk to you about that." Brazil paused. "Now that I'm definitely not your colony anymore."

Portugal huffed in amusement and Brazil grinned. He hadn't been Portugal's colony for a while.

"I'm in love. With you."

Portugal looked at him, startled, and the next words came tumbling out.

"I have been for... A while." So much longer than a while. "I know you kind of think of me as your son, and I know it might be a little weird especially with everything that's happened,"

"Luciano,"

"But I don't... I want you. To be more than just my dad, or a coworker, or- For however long it lasts."

Brazil couldn't take Portugal's heavy gaze and turned his attention to the waves.

"You are my darling boy Luciano; I won't deny the familial feelings I have for you. But... You know I wanted you to succeed in gaining your independence. Do you know why that is?"

Brazil returned his gaze to Portugal's gentle expression.

"You want the best for your son?"

"No. Well, I do but that's not what I'm talking about." Portugal paused and Brazil waited for him to gather his words. He knew how hard it could be for Portugal. "Part of me does want you to stay my colony; to keep you as close as I can and never let you go. I also want you to stand on your own and be the nation I know you can be. You aren't just a son to me. Or a colony. Or anything else people might try and say you should be. You haven't been for years "

"Then why didn't you say anything?"

"And risk a negative reaction?" Portugal laughed. "I'm too old for that. I'm content with whatever you want us to be."

"Oh. Well, in that case..."

Brazil pulled Portugal closer and the kiss he gave the man was lingering; a series of kisses now that he finally had him where he wanted him.

"I think it's time for us to have a special celebration."

Portugal laughed and gently swatted at him, but there was no protesting when Brazil kissed him again and dragged him across the beach. There was still time left for one more activity to make the day perfect.

[sunnylolli]

Ah I'm sorry to bother you. But I can't just can't keep seeing at your art and not say anything, even if it's in anonymously. YOUR ART. IT'S JUST WONDERFUL like I can't even get my words right but you're such an inspiration, not only Hetalia but you're style it's so unique and pleasant to look at, every detail, shadow, light everything. I wanted to let off my chest although my English isn't that great, but don't ever give up, sometimes it can be frustrating but seriously, I'm looking up to you, and some future hopefully I could transmit this comfy or intimate aura your drawings gave me.

I hope you're having a great day/night 😔💕💕

🥹🥹 oh, Anon, thank you, so so much! Don't worry about your english, your english is just fine!

I'm so honored you feel inspired by my art and thank you for the encouragement! 😭🫶 It really is a struggle at times.

I'm sure you're going to do amazing!! I'm cheering for you!!!

[ghostpal]

About/FAQ

About:

My name is Ghost, They/Them(masc), 1996, USA-CST Time zone

Main tags I use :) : A draw, ghost chatter, ccbagt, lunar blast au, Ghost made this, fazzoo au, off book au

:( : cw suggestive, cw threats, cw weapon

Important things you need to keep in mind:

I’m in university and I have a job so I'm wicked swamped and have a weird work schedule a lot of the time. 

I love interacting with folks, I’m just shy.

Some personal things I’m willing to share:

I am vegetarian, autistic, and adhd. I am Queer. I have a degree in 3D animation and visual effects with a focus in graphic design. I have a minor in Grief, Death, and Dying. I am pursuing a degree in accounting. One of my greatest fears is overemphasizing my perceived importance to others.

My special interests:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach Sun and Moon Squishmallows Thanatology My OCs Bluey

Questions:

What drawing supplies do you use?

for traditional art, literally just a walmart sketchbook and a pencil, any pen i have on hand usually. I have a preference for .5mm writing utensils. 

For digital, It depends on the day but i mostly use an ipad and procreate but until i got procreate, i only used medibang. still a big fan! my canvas size is 6x6in, 300 dpi and i mainly use the syrup brush. 

You use weird turns of phrase and language, where are you from?

Its the Autism

I see you talk about your job a lot and mention patients. what do you do?

I deliver food in a hospital.

You’re so social, i can’t believe you’re shy!

OH BUDDY I’m wicked shy pal, i just also have learned that no one gives a FUCK about what i’m doing or sees me as weird as I see me so its totally freeing. also, the worst thing that can happen is someone just doesn’t vibe with me and that’s fine.

Didn’t you run a hetalia blog

hush

Where did x post go?

I probably deleted it. I try to keep this blog tidy so I tend to delete asks, reblogs, and ghost chatter posts after a bit. If it was something super nice, I probably privated it.

Where else can I find you?

Honestly if you search artsyfartsybro just about anywhere, you’ll find me. I have been trying to transition to YouPalGhost though so try that too. I only stream on twitch under YourPalGhost.. My blog i reblog everything to is artsyfartsybro1

Can I Dm you?

I prefer my dms be reserved for mutuals and/or folks 18 and up. I have no issue with kids really but for my own comfort, I try to keep interactions with yall in asks only. If you're a mutual, you can totally ask for my Discord though.

I don’t like that you post x

well i have good news for you: you are responsible for curating your online experiences. just block me and move on.

thanks for reading <3

[glittery-ishfish]

Hetalia Drama CD Vol.7: Let’s Talk About the G8 Members☆, Part Four

(tw: swearing, lots of it)

P1,

P2 (tw: Brief poor Ukraine characterization, swearing)

P3

P4 (Hello)

P5 (tw: Poor Ukraine characterization)

P6

P7 (tw: Poor Ukraine characterization)

P8

P9 (tw: Poor Ukraine characterization)

P10 (End)

[Start scene, footsteps entering the room]

Narrator-san: And thus, the G8 conference drew its curtains open without any guidance from Italy, the host country of the meeting.

Eng: So, today's agenda is about us. 

Jap: Thinking about the G8 members, right England-san? 

Ame: AAAAAGH! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT, JAPAN! 

Jap: R-Really?! I'm sorry, America-san. 

Ame: And on an unrelated note, when are ya gonna export that game about the two tied-up girls, and that manga with my president in it?

Jap: Uh…When I return, I will inform my boss and take care of it. 

Ame: Okay! I'll leave it to you! 

Eng: I’M THE ONE TALKING ABOUT THE AGENDA, SHUDDUP YOU GUYS!

Can *at the same time as England*: America is turning the G8 meeting into his...My house is--

Eng: Anyway, let’s start with my opinion. It's time for the G8 to get out of the rut it's in. Don’t you think it’s time we ‘shape up'?

Ame: WHADDYA MEAN ”SHAPE UP”!? YOU TELLING ME TO QUIT HAMBURGERS AND MILKSHAKES?! YOU CAN’T MEAN SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT!! IF I DO THAT I'LL DIE!!

Eng: I’Ｍ NOT DOING THAT!! I MEANT IN TERMS OF THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE! STA~RE…

[England glares directly at Russia with 'staring arrows']

Rus: Don't stare at me so~ much!

[Russia grabs the staring arrows and breaks them]

Eng:…Don't break people's sight lines without permission!

[Dark aura sounds, Belarus edition, take three]

Bel: You harassed big brother, you harassed big brother, my big brother…MY BIG BROTHER… 

Eng: Er-

Bel: Big brother-- the guy who harassed big brother…*hissing/gurgling*

Eng: R-Russia, stop your little sister.

Rus: Ufu! I'm afraid I can’t. Anyways, I think we're fine with just the eight of us, but what about you guys? How about you, Canada-kun?

Can: Eh? Um…I, uh, my opinion. I think that before this…

Kumajiro: Who’re you? 

Can: I'm Canada! Let's see…So, I think we should--

Bel: ATCHATCHAHATCHAO

[Poor Canada keeps talking in the background]

Fra: If you're talking about getting 'stuck in a rut', I wonder if a position will be given to someone new. Spain, for example, is my best bet right now.

Ame: No way, not him! Whenever he sees me, he tries to attack me with his knees!

Ger: Hm…Spain, huh? I agree with France's opinion.

Ame*upset*&Fra*pleasantly surprised*: Ehhh?! Germany!

Ger: HOWEVER, the G8 is still the G8 and only eight other countries will be considered. We will congratulate Spain for joining and thank you, for all you've done up until now…France.

[Cartoony shock sound]

Fra: EEEEEH??! MEEEE?! W-What the hell!? I thought we were getting to know each other a little better these days!

Is that a German joke or something? Huh?? You know what? I'll only drive a Peugeot if you keep talking like that, how does that sound~?

Ger: I'll give you an example of what you've done for us so far, France.

Fra: Don't go on at all if you don’t like meee!!

Ame: *AmericanLaugh.exe*

Fra: GODDAMMIT, STOP LAUGHING! *sniffle/whimper* You're making big brother cry...

Rus: Isn't this great? You love vacations, don't you, France-kun?

Fra: *annoyed* Well, you see, strikes are supposed to be for the betterment of the workplace, not to pile on whatever the hell you want!

Rus: *(probably) not paying attention* I see! I just love to take vacations, and I like to take vacations to museums, trains, palaces, and so~ on!

Fra: ENOUGH! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT! BIG BROTHER’S NOT LISTENIIINNNGGG!!!

Rus: But those are all things I really like about you, France-kun.

Fra: THAT’S NOT REALLY ME YOU’RE TALKING ABOOOUUUUTTT!!!!

Can: Um…I heard...about this invention--

Ame: *AmericanLaugh.exe*

[America (I assume) runs off]

Eng:…It's definitely Russia who should leave.

Jap: Um, if you want, would you like to look at the history of each nation from the last 10 years?

Eng: Huh? Okay, let me see. 

[England flipping through pages]

Eng: Mm-hmm *page-flip*…

Jap: What do you think?

Eng: Hm, Well...*page-flip* In terms of statistics and current performance, Italy--

[Germany knocks documents out of England's hands]

 

Ger:…Please. Pretend you didn't see that.

Eng: Germany…

Jap: Germany-san!

[Sparkly sounds]

Eng: Understood! I guess it can't be helped!

Jap: It doesn’t hurt to be a little lenient, does it~?

[More sparkly sounds]

Ger: I'm sorry…I'm so very sorry…

[Sounds of France getting bullied]

(T/N: From what I could pick up, I believe that France may have said something along the lines of "Evil, evil! I'm surrounded by evil!")

Jap: So, Germany-san, since everything ended up unchanged, please do your usual thing.

Ger: O-Of course, *ahem*...YOU BASTARDS! 

[Germany slams hands onto the table]

Ger: LET’S GET THIS MEETING OVER WITH FIRST! You each have eight minutes left! AND NO SIDE CONVERSATIOONNSS!!!

[End scene]

[the-heaminator]

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 　ANON LOVE　 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Just wanted to stop by and share what I love about you and it's your writing and general energy in the fandom! Tbh, your energy and excitement, the way you hype up others? It reminds me so much of early days of this fandom. In a good way, I swear! I know "the early days of the hetalia fandom" has a lot of bad, but some of the good is how much people hyped each other up, squeeing and cheering everyone on. It didn't feel like trying to compete with fellow creators back then, which sometimes it does now, and seeing the way you're so kind to fellow creators, cheering them on, it brings back wonderful memories of amazing friendships, even if I only ever knew them as their avatars/usernames. But you're also an amazing creator too, and that deserves so much more recognition. You have a very interesting writing style that is VERY engaging and keeps me reading, so even if it's a long chapter, it honestly doesn't feel like I've been reading all that long. You write in an almost interactive way, where I feel like I'm part of the story, even if it feels like I'm being held in place and forced to watch whatever madness is happening (no complaints, honestly, I'm loving every moment). I haven't gotten a chance to read the UK bros horror fic yet, but based on what I skimmed over before saving it for later reading, it already looks good! This is getting long, but I also needed to mention your art, too. I saw your art progression post, comparing a current and old drawing you did of Canada, and it's amazing! You're already doing so much better, drawing different body shapes, and I can only see you getting even better and better as time goes on.

Now spread the love! (But no pressure!) You can tag someone to say what you love about them, or if you're shy like me, drop some love as anon in their inbox! There's never too much love for us to share with each other 💖

I hope you know anon, whoever the fuck you are, is that you made my WEEK, I'm so happy right now oh my lord thank you.

Also as for my vibes, what more can I say, a homie is a homie even if it's an internet one, excersise safe caution ofc but also just vibe and dont be a cunt to others man, just dont.

Also thank you about my writing QwQ, someone said it was like lemony snicket but 83% more chaotic and yknow what I'll take that, and hahdjejdjdjd thank you for saying my writing is engaging oh my god I literally do not know what to say AAAAAAAA

and as for the art fuxk fuck fuck I never liked art at school but I'm acc growing to love it bc of this bloody fandom. and thank you thank you thank you for being so fucking nice I'm going to cherish this oh my god

[pyrrhocorax]

okay @jamtland Meant to reply to this waaaay sooner but I had a lot going on this past week and I truly apologize for that because I don’t want to make it seem like I’ve left you on read/ignored what you said (I've actually been thinking about it every day lol). so doing it this way to keep everything organized since different messages in different place and prefer things being more organized/streamlined (I hope that’s okay!!! I'm still getting back into using tumblr on a social level so i am not. quite sure what the culture is with replying now/how one goes about it. so if you're like pyrr fuck off get rid of this shit i can take it down)

I like Björn a lot!! Olsson less so (only because I have a very weird slight personal gripe with that surname unrelated to anything hetalia-related that is hard to explain in a public space publicly), but using a -son name was probably going to to be my angle anyway if I changed it. As a blanket statement, I am very very very interested getting perspective from people from the actual countries they come from, so Yes I would love to talk to Finns/Estonians/you (about Swedish stuff)/Anybody really who wants to give their thoughts. In addition, I do take suggestions for things to write about/explore so I have a general open policy towards "please educate/inform me" and what attracted me to hetalia to begin with as a teen was the opportunity to gain understanding about the world/history/culture/language in ways I wouldn't be exposed to otherwise. so if idk a bunch of Latvians slide into my DMs I am gonna be like HELL yeah. tell me EVERYTHING about Latvia and how people get Latvia wrong, both inside the context of hetalia and outside of it. I know I will not get it perfect all the time depending on the Intent of Art (i do like shitposting too) and my own limited perspectives as 1. an american 2. a biologist (i.e. not a historian, cultural expert, etc.), but I do Genuinely Care. I realistically cannot digest everything and will never know/understand enough but I want to try to, at least. I just worry about being TOO annoying about it because I have a bazillion ultra-specific questions. 😬

thanks! it's very weird to. come back here and be Known for this story when I basically wrote it and left hetalia immediately soon after, and I didn't realize How much people liked it/had read it until I started getting messages like these. I'm not sure how to take it being "an honor" because I am just some guy and I am not that important. but it is nice to be recognized. :>

following them immediately and going to definitely read that post! will also probably reach out to them later this week with some other estonia questions when i have a bit more free time.

[maitanii]

Hi! Hope you're doing great, for the get to know you asks I'm curious about 13, 22 and 30!

Wish you well and have a great weekend 😊!

Hi! I hope you're doing fine sweetheart! 🌸 Thanks for asking!

13. Your dream place to visit?

Lithuania! It has been since I was 13 and I watched Hetalia. I didn't have a clue that the Baltics were so beautiful, so I decided that when I was older, I had to visit them. Lithuania was the first place.

Iceland and Argentina come close!

22. Best memory you could think of?

I already answered this one, but I like remembering nice memories!

If I have to choose another of my best memories, it will be visiting the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. There is a syndrome where your heart starts going faster when you're surrounded by art. Well, I suffered from that syndrome when I went inside of the Sagrada Familia. I sat down in a bench and cried. I was having the worst trip of my life and the church was so mesmerizing that I cried tears of joy. Like, i just had to hide my face on my hands because I was ashamed to be crying.

For real, I can't explain how happy I was to be surrounded by art.

I got the same feeling when I visited the Vatican, but not that strong to make me cry.

30. What are your hobbies?

I like reading and writing, but I think by being on Tumblr you already guess that.

I enjoy taking walks and doing workouts at home (because the gym in my town sucks and I cannot afford going to another one). I really like to organize my photos because I love taking pictures of everything and whenever I have time, i print them and glue them to my scrapbook.

I also enjoy little hobbies like making playlists on Spotify, doing the daily missions in Genshin and making lists (of my CDs, my books, and everything that I can keep track.of). (Whenever I get overwhelmed, I like to make one of these things just to make me realize that my life is still going on, and I should take care of myself).

[sillybeansss]

stares at you…i know what you are……………..also dont worry! i guess i was just startled because im not really used to people saying that, especially if i dont talk to them as often <//3 but yeah i agree! also tumvlr is my life kind of…haha…AAHAHSHZ…GOES CRAZY

literally everyone thinks im autistic EXCEPT FOR specialists what does this mean. specialists being my parents and. counselor but its not like im full honest with them like. yeah i trust my friends wayyyy more for diagnosing. plus my parents are really weird about kt because sometimes theyre like “no, youre not autistic, youre normal,” (the use of the word normal really bugs me. like,,, autists ARE normal and i think specialists should understand that. so yeah yet another reason…) and then the next time theyre like “well, you dont have autism but you actually have EXTREME ADD…heh…” like wow uh thanks how about we GET THAT TESTED THEN!?!!?!? SO I COULD GET. THE HELP I NEED?????? id probably have low support needs but. STILL???

also the last part is so real…dont worry, that happens a lot to me too’ i can assure you that youll be fine. just try not to overthink it and go with your gut/the first thing that comes to mind (if its accurate enough, of course). id say keep it short and sweet, to avoid complicating things and bringing forth confusion…and if you have any doubts about the question, you could always ask for clarification or just say that youre not sure!! ^_^ 

And im pretty sure it Is an appropriate thing to say!!c: I think?nkt fully sure but dw about it : ] and HOORAY!!! That's great silly I've been doing swell today ^_^

^^^^ maybe!!! i tend to say a lot of probably not-so good-timing things or things that dont fot the situation but its probably my overthinking and i always get away with it so :P

glad to hear youre doing swell!!! ^_^

~🫶🏽🎳

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IM CONFUSED!!!! 😭😭1 And tru... I love Tumblr I started using it more recently mainly to post hetalia on my other account ://

Idk I didn't think it was so obvious for me that something was a little odd but it got to the point I wuld hear "omg [insert name] you're literally autistic" or smth that it would make me annoyed cause like yeah maybe I do stop ittt,,,😭💧😢💧😢💧😭 but they don't do it so often now cause I've requested them to stop but they mention it from time to time, i really do hope it goes well idk I haven't looked into how autism diagnosing works for the most part all ik is that there is questions and I hope I'm prepared for them ://

[emeritus-fuckers]

Hi, I made the 'almost as moody as Sodo' request and didn't mean to characterise him, everyone gets a little moody at times and I didn’t mean to make it sound like that was his only/main trait. He has so many wonderful qualities and I didn't need to single him out like that, I sincerely apologise. It was very poor wording, I could've easily left that out and I didn't. Looking back at the req I realise how insensitive that was of me to say, I wasn’t aware you head canoned him as someone with a borderline personality disorder (also just insensitive for me to say regardless). I will definitely look more into blogs and how they write characters in the future before making a req, thank you for calling me out on this.

It’s okay if you don’t forgive me, that was terrible and I do realise that now. I hope you don’t completely resent me for this mistake, once again I am very sorry.

Never said I was upset with you, just used your ask to sorta... rant, I guess? I have an issue with characters being mischaracterized due to my autistic need to keep everything as canon as I can (part of the reasons I was very hesitant to let other writers in at first) rather than going with the fanon versions of characters, who are often just... well, to put it simply, fucked over by the fandom. It's something that has irked me for years now, starting in ~2016, back in my shameful Hetalia years.

In your defense, it was never directly stated that we headcanon Sodo having Borderline, since it's a relatively fresh headcanon that, as I mentioned, is still being researched (since it's a bit difficult for me to differentiate Borderline and Bipolar since I have both), so you couldn't have known. I just severely dislike the word moody due to the fact that my own issues are often brushed up as "being moody" when I was emotionally shutting down, so seeing Sodo, a character that I love, being called that made me go on a rant. Especially since often the "aggressive" part of his behavior seems to be his entire character for some writers, who just make him angry and... that's it. He's angry. That's the character. He's angry and a bottom (despite being called the fucking Sodomizer-) and that's all.

I don't think you were insensitive (or at least, not on purpose), you just worded things poorly. There's no bad blood here, you're not banned from the blog or anything like that. You're free to resubmit your ask, just worded differently, if you wish.

My rant wasn't aimed at you specifically, it was more just... screaming into the void in annoyance at a thing that I notice a lot in fanfiction (and one of the reasons I barely read any) more than anything.

I do, however, appreciate you actually considering my words and taking something out of my manic ranting. Thank you for that, you deserve respect for it.

[starriva]

Tag Game To Better Know You! Send this to people you’d like to know better!

Tagged by @modernday-jay , thank you!

What book are you currently reading?

For pleasure I'm currently on book seven out of a ten on an alien romance series. It's a 7/10, score elevated for world building. I might of started this series a week and a half ago. Now I'm just invested to finish.

If we're talking actual books on my TBR at the moment it's wuthering heights, catch-22, Mormons and the Swastika, your country and my country And I want to re-read cinder from the lunar chronically again.

For school I just finished reading, class of ‘74 and two presidents Fords bibliographies. Wouldn't recommend very boring and honestly the man was out of touch but hey being out of touch makes for very good minority house speakers who accidentally end up president.

Needless to say I read a lot, a lot for school, a lot of newspapers, a lot of trashy romance books and every so often I get an actual good non romance book in the mix. But it is those romance books that resparked my love of reading so credit where credits is due they are very good at emotional investment.

What’s your favorite movie that you saw in theatres this year?

Hands down everything everywhere all at once, that shit made me cry and I bought a second ticket to take my partner to it. Other good movies I saw this year, the new Netflix Pinocchio, the glass onion, Vengeance, and Bullet Train. Some of those are deep, others are just high quality and amusing stories.

What do you usually wear?

If the weather permits I like to wear skirts. Everyone thinks you're dolled up and nice but in reality I'm just lazy.

How tall are you?

On a good day, 5’5.

What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event?

I'm a Libra and to my knowledge no but I do have a birthday week with one of my parents though. It's nice.

Do you go by your name or a nick-name?

Just my name, my irl freinds do not refer to me as starriva, just online ones.

Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child?

In high school I thought being a history teacher would be cool, not anymore. Bless those brave underpaid soldiers.

Are you in a relationship? If not, who is your crush if you have one?

Way past the six year threshold for this one, I love him a lot. He keeps me sane, I adore him.

What’s something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at?

I'm very good at understanding the American news/politics lol often times family and freinds ask me to update them and explain why the information I included is important to them.

I'm bad at balancing at yoga. Also emotional regulation, fuck ADD.

Dogs or cats?

I'll probably always have a dog until I die but I'm a cat person though and though.

What’s something you would like to create content for?

Creating content for hetalia wether I post it or not has always made me happy. No other fandom really does it for me…..and it's been years I've tried and accepted my fate.

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?

Shitty alien romance. Can't get enough of them, my whole seven week reading streak on KU is because of them.

Edit one week later: finished that series and am now 3/4 on a new one.

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?

Trumps inevitable downfall sue either to Desantias or the courts. I'm pacient I can wait more, also same BOTW 2. Hoping for skyward sword references. Pls pls pls.

What’s a hidden talent of yours?

I don't think I've revealed that I oil paint to anyone online. Also I'm a cat whisper, I haven't met one that hates me yet.

Are you religious?

No, raised Mormon picked up one middle school history book and lost the faith. I can understand the values that it can bring into a person's life but I did not find any value in it for me.

What’s something you wish to have at this moment?

Time to oil paint.

Thank you for the request! I would like to get to know people in the fandom but perhaps at a more opportune time.