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emily axford really is brennan lee mulligan's nightmare
#just the fact that she told zac to play brennan was just *chef's kiss*#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year spoilers#like she really knows how to play dnd in a way that is so chaotically wonderful#just being like instead of just doing it make brennan tell you to do it so he's fucked#so so fucking good#but like jesus christ#very much the same energy as operation slippery puppet#fantasy high spoilers
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watched immaculate and sat in silence for 10 minutes right after then when i stood up to go to the bathroom i couldnt help but hold my stomach like a pregnant woman.. that’s my immaculate review.
#୨୧ (jules yapping) .ᐟ#movie of the year i fear#sydney sweeney u have done it again#so so fucking good#i love religious horror
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ok. movie is complete. i have seen The Movie. god i loved it i love vbros so fucking much. favorite show of all time.
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So i watched Nimona.... I am not ashamed to say that many tears were shed
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Wanted: Your face in my 😻
would u lick me...?🥺
#sexy chick#hot pics#sexy and beautiful#so fucking sexy#so hot and sexy#big tiddy committee#sexy pose#beautiful goddess#beauttiful girls#needy pussy#eat my pussy#lick my pussy#use my pussy#fill my pussy#good pussy#slim and sexy#free use slvt#dumb slvt#good slvt#needy slvt#stupid slvt#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#hot as hell#lick my nipple
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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GIRL IN SEXY LINGERIE
#fill my pussy#finger my pussy#pussyplay#eat my pussy#lick my pussy#use my pussy#bd/sm puppy#1cky princess#needy princess#daddy's good girl#call me a good girl#good slvt#good pussy#hot as hell#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#so hot and sexy#sexy pose#body worship#pretty body#natural body#curvy and cute#tell me im cute#cutie w a bootie#daddy’s babygirl#thick babe#sexy babygirl#softcore#so fucking sexy#wet and needy#needy wh0re
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#onlyf4nz#onlyfans model#onlyfrenz#onlyfans creator#free onlyfans#onlyfansbabe#onlyfitgirls#only f4ns#onlyfanz#onlytease#sexy and beautiful#so fucking sexy#sexy chick#sexy pose#self love#sexy babygirl#sexy ebony#slim and sexy#so hot and sexy#perfect butt#big round butt#girl butts#great butt#sexy peachy bum 🍑#perfect bum#gif#beauttiful girls#curvy girls#daddy's good girl#my gifs
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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Literally the funniest post on this website
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#bouncing titts#pussylicker#pussy so good#pussy lover#cream pussy#finger my pussy#pussy free#needy pussy#spank my pussy#pussyplay#fuck from pussy
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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