#so so cold

[oneandonlydonniedee]

@oneandonlywhalesharklover

Set aside some time, as I have an important inquiry for you.

Say one were to encounter a slimy, grotesque, nauseating monster leaping aboard the ship and attacking them point blank...

How would one then handle said monster flopping aimlessly on deck? Note that the ideal solution would be not to touch it.

[vivid-vices]

70 degrees in a sweatshirt and sweatpants under the comforter and i can't stop fucking shivering

[pisc3s-baby]

It’s 15°c outside and I am freezing my tits off 😭

[freckledchocobobutt]

you know when you're wearing socks and you step in... wet

[koushuwu]

it is 7:52pm. i’m going to bed.

[defaulttwig]

@ everyone with HBO

How does it feel to have Joel Miller?

Is he just as grumpy and snuggly as his game counterpart (rhetorical, I know Pedro is doing his daddy best to be daddy Joel) Is it true to the source? Is it everything you hoped and dreamed for?

Tell me. Let me live vicariously through you

✍️😭 Sincerely, a broke hoe

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur's already grown in her fluffy winter coat

[ditzybat]

jason: you don’t even know what my favorite book is, how could you even stand to call yourself my father if you don’t know me anymore!?

bruce: jay, your favorite is pride and —

tim: the velveteen rabbit.

jason: … i’ve had like two conversations with you outside of murder attempts, how do you know that?

tim: im not an amateur, i took my baby stalker duties very seriously!

[amygdalae]

This is driving me insane because I swear this is this image:

But with like an AI filter style thing to turn it into a goth girl. I stg

[sergle]

ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[sentient-carrot]

Feeling like a pigeon or some other bird all puffed up in the cold. Meep

[idreaminphosphorescence]

"simon riley!"

your voice calling out to simon was what snapped him out of his relaxed state in the living room.

simon loved it when you call his name. not ghost. not lieutenant riley. just simon riley, or simon or si. your sweet voice calling his name sounded like a wave of melody in his ears.

but just now when you called his name loudly and it echoed in his flat, he felt the alarm bells ringing in his head.

danger.

he tried to act nonchalant when you stepped in front of him with your arms on your hips. your face was cool but simon could feel the anger behind your eyes.

"yes, love? wha' is it?"

"did you eat my pudding?" you glared at him, crossing your arms.

simon internally winced at that. yes, yes he absolutely did. but simon can't just admit it or else he would be the receiving end of your fury (he already did). he had to protect his pride as your loving and considerate boyfriend no matter what.

"no."

you looked at him, unimpressed. there were no words exchanged but the moment simon denied it, his fate was already sealed. your stare said it all.

you're sleeping on the sofa tonight.

and when you walked away, simon's brain frantically tried to come up with excuses and apologies.

goodluck, simon. you needed it.

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happy 300 i love you guys (^_^)♡

— masterlist.

[isatohlee]

He deserves to sleep comfortably in his mother’s arms after all he’s gone through

[obsob]

to be loved is to be held!!! print