#so so cold

[oneandonlydonniedee]

@oneandonlywhalesharklover

Set aside some time, as I have an important inquiry for you.

Say one were to encounter a slimy, grotesque, nauseating monster leaping aboard the ship and attacking them point blank...

How would one then handle said monster flopping aimlessly on deck? Note that the ideal solution would be not to touch it.

[vivid-vices]

70 degrees in a sweatshirt and sweatpants under the comforter and i can't stop fucking shivering

[gabrielthejester]

Sometimes being a college student makes you feel successful.

Other times being a college student is the entire school shutting down, shuttles no longer running, etc because the high is in the negatives, and campus safety sending out emergency emails telling students to stay indoors whenever possible and mandating a remote learning day..

Only for your dinosaur of an art teacher making all of his students go downtown to do extra art homework before tomorrow.

Man, I can barely stand up. My immune system is a wreck because of my chronic illnesses. I can't drive downtown and as mentioned before the shuttles aren't running.

Idk what this guy expects me to do but maybe someone out in the world can relate to me so here it is 💀

Keep warm, buddies

[shallpass13]

Accidentally falling asleep on the radiator

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[itsfootballbih]

😮‍💨✨

[mysillycomics]

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s had a long day

[zeropro]

since they’re on Earth, do the Transformers celebrate pride? Do they even know what LGBTQIA means?

Happy Pride :>

[colorstrike624]

No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[sketchytea]

this was supposed to be a new years picture but we're way past that already. so now this is just. an ode to a found family 💜

[vanillemi]

‼️ Tw Entomophobia ‼️

your first mistake was asking the most unserious mech alive dawg