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No one hassles the Hoff but Della Street.
#della street#barbara hale#david hasselhoff#perry mason#tcot lady in the lake#the hoff was pretty solid in this movie#but barbara stole the show#the look she gives him here is just priceless#he's perry's client#so of course he's innocent#but it doesn't look so good for a minue#and della lets him know she thinks he's a little bit of scum
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A lot of the time when people say a character is a golden retriever I’m like “that breed does not mean what you think it means” but you know what? Charles is a golden retriever
He’s affectionate and friendly and energetic and smiles all of the time always, you kick him and he’ll still smile and run right back to you after
But also Goldens are typically ranked as the fourth most intelligent dog breed, after only Border Collies, Poodles, and German Shepherds, but everyone always reaches for them as a metaphor for “no thoughts head empty just fluff and love”
And that’s Charles too. He announces Edwin as the brains and keeps his smile on and bounces around and is so casually sweet everyone figures he must be running on vibes alone and actually when they’re back in the office he’s the one doing the more visibly nerdy magic, the stuff you’d normally assign to your autistic-coded Q-archetype basement-recluse wizard, he’s creating complex enchanted items and writing runes and mentally managing hundreds to thousands of items in his bag. And he’s just as much a detective as Edwin is.
He just also grins and jumps and projects friendliness like his life depends on it, and people assume.
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#mine#disclaimer that the commonly spread around intelligence ranking is sourced from a guy#who has… limited credibility. and is also largely based on obedience intelligence (and doesn’t that say some interesting things#about Charles)#which ranks down more independent but extremely intelligent breeds like corgis#(who also suffer from the same ‘assumed dim bc they’re friendly’ thing as goldens)#and also of course breeds are not homogeneous and ranking intelligence is inherently flawed#even in individuals#BUT the fact remains that goldens are in general very clever and very underestimated#probably a whole character study to be had in the fact that people as a rule don't like it when they think you're smarter than them#don't like *you*#and Charles knows that. very well#so he not only lets people think he's head-empty he actively encourages them to#no no Edwin's the brains. I'm just his sweet innocent naive (guard) dog#because he's not no-thoughts-just-vibes. but people like him better when they think he is
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ancient queen + royal family wip 2 (botw2/totk rewritten) (probably the last one i will post)
felt the first concept was way too generic looking so i said to myself to go with the actual idea i had instead of trying to tone it down (extremely white in both skin and hair bc i really like designs that go hard on one color if done well and it would make for a really striking design that stands out among zeldas designs .. imo)
and then i sketched the king and little zelda as well (though obviously far from done) even if they only show up in one cutscene
some short background on them; the queen is the one in charge, her husband is of the quiet sort, he is rather soft hearted and doesnt approve much of her later path but he goes with it anyway, little zelda comes after her father and spends most time with him since the queen is very busy, unless its time to train zeldas magic, since he has no affinity to anything magical; he is also unaware of just how powerful the queen is in that regard (in the confrontation scene you get to see she and ganondorf are preparing to fight but the king doesnt realize it and jumps between them to protect her, thinking she is unaware and unarmed, with deadly consequences leading to everything escalating)
i also decided it would make the conflict even better if the queen and ganondorf had been friends in their youth and on good terms before she found the ruins of old that made her fear him to the point of obsession
#ganondoodles#art#zelda#tloz#wip#ganondoodles rewrites totk#botw2#hm ... of course i have to write it on the wip post#i told myself to not do that so much bc its gonna be less itneresting then for the full post#but ......... cant stop myself#right now i think this is pretty neat#the king isnt an innocent idiot btw- hes kind but a coward who rather than speak up just goes with everything she says
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y'know what let's do it. have Jack Drake accused of murdering Janet for a different flavor of drama and whump
he was in a coma and then wheelchair-bound for weeks/months after the incident you say? he was FAKING, it was all arranged, a ploy to appear helpless and sympathetic, how else could he have woken up and recovered so smoothly from the same poison that killed his wife
new evidence is produced of a suspicious payment trail from before the hijacking, leading from Jack's DI funds to accounts that appear connected to the Haitian cult/cartel responsible for the Drakes' kidnapping and Janet's tragic demise
the widow of the Drakes' personal secretary, Jeremy Whatzizlastname, and other employees all come forward and wag their tongues about the alarming frequency and escalation of the fights between the deceased and her aggressive, belligerent husband in the lead-up to that final fateful trip - how they were openly arguing about divorce
mysteriously, this relentless mud-slinging media blitz only begins after Drake Industries starts to go downhill and CEO Phil Marin comes under investigation for embezzlement/insider trading...
since it's post-NML the scandal blows up even further. the press hounds young Tim Drake, the iconic NML Kid known to all as the face of re-opening Gotham after the quake. muckrakers gleefully tear apart the recent image of a desperate, loving father who was broadcast on national television putting all his resources and influence toward bringing his lost son home
...actually. doesn't Drake Industries going broke happen right in the middle of Bruce Wayne: Murderer? (checks notes) aha, Robin #100 so lmfao yes, it does.
GOOD EXCELLENT PERFECT, Tim's father figures can both be accused of murder simultaneously 😈 and then the Bats have to divide their efforts and resources between exonerating Robin's dad and attempting to clear the civilian name of an infuriatingly uncooperative Batman…
#post tag#Tim Drake#Jack Drake#dcu#I couldn't remember Phil Marin's name or the exact issue of his one (1) appearance#so I went to AO3 and scrolled through scintilly's 'now the little red lighthouse knew that it was needed' to find it lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#but ok would Bruce break from his self-isolating spiral at all to try and help exonerate Tim's dad#especially since he obsessively investigated the Drake hijacking while trying to rescue them to begin with#I feel like....no lol#of course he'd work on it don't get me wrong - more than the 0% effort he put into clearing Bruce Wayne's name certainly#I don't think he's capable of not trying to save his children's parents#but given how hard he was shutting everyone out at the time and how being doubted or questioned just made him turtle harder#I can see him stubbornly investigating solo and communicating jack squat to anyone else#maybe on some level he'd want to wrap Jack's case up with a bow and drop his proven innocence in Tim's lap with a tinge of pettiness/hurt#like “see?? you thought me maybe capable of murder but I did this for you. I'd do it for anyone facing injustice but I did this *for you*.”#and this would drive literally everyone insane because yes good thank u Bruce now PUT THAT SAME EFFORT INTO CLEARING YOURSELF >8E
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Hiiiii umm. Empires SMP season 1 Scott has white wings and I know they’re supposed to be snow owl wings but what if people called him “dove” as a term of endearment that’s all thanks goodbye
#empires s1#empires smp#smajor#smajor1995#scott smajor#and he gets so flustered about it#cause it’s such an innocent endearment#and he doesn’t know how to handle that#i’m personally thinking of scott and etho#because i always am#but this can of course be used for any pairing#romantic or otherwise#i don’t care
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my favorite twilight is the one who can’t help but go gooey over his family😫

#sxf#spyxfamily#twiyor#family feels#loid forger#yor forger#anya forger#bond forger#endo is really amazing#it’s not so often you can pack such a story in just a few pages#I love this short as it is#baby anya (or is it ania?)#anya’s mama#anya’s haha#loid concerned as he recalls his conversation with melinda#perhaps comparing and contrasting the nervous wreck melinda has become to yor#if yor did have mind reading abilities I mean what would that mean for him as a spy??#anya’s innocent curiosity and acceptance of possibilities#that your could also have telepathy#possibly hinting that her mother also had that power#yor just being wonderfully yor#and twilight’s smile and the crinkle at the corner of his eye#it’s his ‘true smile seeping through the mask’ and of course as expected the first time we (and nightfall) saw it#was also because of and in the presence of his family#perhaps loid feeling relieved that fake a family as they might be#there ‘s no need to overlap the forgers and the desmonds#they were nothing alike#oh if he only knew#ramblings about spy x family
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sooo i may have gotten a bit over board would have posted this yesterday but my fingers ACHED It was so worth it though cus they all look so cute with their chubby little faces and tubby little fingies ^v^
#danganronpa#danganronpa art#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa makoto#makoto naegi#danganronpa kyoko#kyoko kirigiri#danganronpa byakuya#byakuya togami#went a bit crazy with the art for this concept#my fingers ache from doing both the art and all the image descriptions. like my fingers are SHOT. dead T-T#was so worth it though cus these three look so cute and happy together as well! especially the second drawing!!#love how happy byakuya and kyoko look cus they're kids and all and have that childish innocence and are untraumatized#the third one makes me happy too with all of them with the chocolate on their cheeks and makoto happily eating his#also even though byakuya's the tallest he's the second youngest here. makoto being born in february byakuya in may kyoko in october#assuming they're all the same age of course!#makoto is SO gremlin coded and i love that for him. just a silly rowdy boy who's having a blast with his shy friends
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since i did traditional art last year and since i've started studying again and so have less free time, this year i'm doing pale gamkar week a little differently than my usual art (in the hopes it'll save me some time ; -- ;) i'm aiming for a little more cartoony and a whole lot sillier! i didn't have time to draw yesterday so today i'm posting both day 1 and day 2 of @pale-gamkar-week 2024 prompts: laughter and bath!
i might do full colours for these at some point but this is as good as it gets for now lol
#my stuff#pale gamkar week#pale gamkar week 2024#homestuck#gamkar#karkat vantas#gamzee makara#moiraillegiance#after hearing karkat do an unguarded belly laugh for the first time gamzee devotes his whole life to make karkat laugh as much as possible#zero hesitation#he's a devotee of a church of mirth of course making his palemate laugh is the focal point of his life#i have a reverse scenario for day 1 where karkat hears gamzee giggle for the first time instead of his loud honking goose laughter#and karkat starts ugly crying on the spot because what the fuck#what the fuck was that#how did this giant dopey douche nozzle of a highblood cultist just make a sound that cute and innocent#also for day 2 i'm imagining that going to a spa would be a perfect pale date so that's where they are#there's a spa with roman baths and saunas and a jacuzzi tub in my city and it's fucking great#karkat dips his toes in and instantly sags into a boneless heap as all the stress leaves his body at once#gamzee just likes to munch on the cucumbers lmao#he likes the crunch
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idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time
#what’s even weirder is that half of these precious sunshine baby characters will canonically have some kind of temper too 😭😭#like sorry I don’t think Adrien is an innocent ray of sunshine he was literally destroying property out of spite 😭😭#cal.txt#autism stuff#fandom ableism#infantilization#she ra spop#entrapta#spn#supernatural#jack kline#autistic jack kline#adrien agreste#Like of course he isn’t canonically ND but the whole angle of his social awkwardness and unawareness#miraculous ladybug#it’s still a common trait in ND people and it’s probably the most infantilized aspect of us#but come on man#and don’t even get me started on jack. we know how I feel#TLDR jack strangling the gas n sip employee in a rage so blind he had to be shot in the back to snap out of it#like am I alone in this am I detecting a pattern that nobody else is .#siigghhh#we will never be free 😭😭😭😭#castiel#at some point in the fandom and probably still in a few corners#autistic representation#this goes for when a character is simply coded that way too#like I cannot stress enough how coding and representation work#I also cannot stress enough that ableism does not have to be intentional to be ableism holy BALLS dude#you can do it by accident!!! you can play into tropes that you didn’t realize were bad!!!! ITS NOT A MORAL FAILING ON YOUR PART#it’s just a product of society like everything else.
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I ignore about 95% of the conversations surrounding Arya having killed people because, outside of Arya stans, people refuse to include the context of the very violent circumstances she experiences + her trauma which influences her actions. She wasn't destined to be a killer and her being forced on the run, having to survive during a war (at times on her own), having to witness countless people being tortured and murdered, being enslaved as a prisoner of war, having to witness the deaths of her family, etc. are all hugely important factors. Not to mention the times when her life is literally on the line and she has to make tough decisions to ensure her survival. The only time her trauma is acknowledged is when people are using it to prove she's "too far gone", otherwise it's essays on how she hasn't suffered that much. It's so boring how people ignore well-developed characters just to reduce them to one or two aspects of their story. And this treatment is only for certain characters; let someone mention Sansa being part of the plot to poison Sweetrobin and all of a sudden, people can understand being forced to make questionable decisions under difficult circumstances.
#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#I'm just so uninterested in the same boring repetitive conversations where people debate fanon characterizations...boring! yawning! sloppy!#Sorry?? I guess that she hasn't had the benefit of being in a castle the whole story with relative safety#but people trying to demonize a child who has one of the most harrowing and violent journeys for the decisions she's been forced to make#is ridiculous cause why are you more worried about how Arya reacted then to the actual situation she's in??#If they're feeling especially faux-progressive they'll pretend to care about Daeron and cry about how innocent he was#but of course this never leads to criticism of Ned or Westerosi society...nope just calling Arya a psychopath and nothing else#At this point it's just jealousy because they know their fave never would've survived what she did and not only did she survive#but she showed off incredible skills and intelligence + has only learned and grown more + constantly gets her importance reinforced#yeah I'd be mad if she wasn't my fave either 🤭#the disconnect between Arya antis and George is so funny cause they twist themselves in knots over how /evil/ she is and then there's#George calling her a character everyone will love ooooh shouldn't have picked one of the author's faves to hate on 🤷🏾♀️
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i love how unfatherly crowley and aziraphale both are when it comes down to it. sure aziraphale is more than willing to give the young people in his life help and advice and be their friend but he and crowley spent six years (eleven in the book) practically raising a kid (you just know his parents weren't around that often) and by the end they didn't even like him. crowley even suggested they just fucking kill him. he turned three kids into lizards for annoying him right after he destroyed their house. like it was that or kill them obviously but he did NOT hesitate with the newts. that's so funny to me. they're just inherently disinclined to parenthood. we need more characters like them actually
#good omens#i think if aziraphale HAD to take care of a baby no choice he would give them some cocoa#and play mozart for them and just kind of let them do their thing in the bookshop. away from the books of course.#like he would make sure they were safe and sheltered and he would be kind to them#but it would really show that he was just imitating fathers he had seen in books#crowley was not meant to raise children. he's a wine aunt plain and simple. he'd love to be called 'auntie crowley'#but he has no friends with kids so he has to be content with his brief stint as nanny.#the demon put a basket with a baby in it in the backseat of his car untethered and let it slide around#from side to side while he drove dangerously. canonically that is something he did#it's also my headcanon that he has some complicated feelings about parenthood and family roles#yknow. when you're technically one of 'god's children' but she cast you and so many of your siblings down to hell for asking questions#when the closest thing you have to a mother made you murder innocent children for a bet.#it can make you hesitant about that sort of thing!
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Hey
Do you all think the Fallen hero died as a kid, or right after he became an adult?
#asking for completely innocent reasons I assure you#it works better for this is he’s a teenager-adult but I guess kid could work#I’d feel more bad about what I’m gonna do if he’s a kid tho#course he’s sort of a kid no matter what I do so#well#anyway#what do you all think gimme thoughts#rambles from the floor#legend of Zelda#ocarina of time#and#linkeduniverse#linked universe#kind of#it’s lu related
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and thus another international lolita day occurs with me staying inside and doing nothing except for thinking very, very deeply about lolita lmao
#one day i'll dress up and celebrate but it is not this day!!!!#i'll just watch some media and imagine every character dressed in lolita instead#trust me this is a great way to live#house md is a million times more entertaining when you imagine him dressed in old school btssb the entire time#wilson wears AP of course#foreman wears baby too but avoids old school because he doesn't want to become like house (but he secretly loves old school)#cameron wears innocent world#chase has 0 fashion sense so of course he's a meta girl#cuddy wears victorian maiden but like the fishtail suits and stuff they used to make#sometimes she switches it up with some moitie
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oh god
#how do you even act in that situation you think you're a good parent you think your child is a good kid of course he hasn't done anything he#is saying he hasn't done anything obviously a 13 y.o cannot be that brutal that just doesn't make any sense but then you watch the raw#footage of him stabbing a girl 7 times how do you even god#to put this in very poorly worded manner adult crimes make sense they face the brutal cruel society etc it's sort of normalised/#expected/given but then you hear about a child doing the same thing & cannot wrap your head around it yk? like they're epitome of innocence#& kindness it just feels way more more gut wrenching & appalling yk? jesus but that's what is happening these days though specially#with young boys & men it isnt just a random thing on internet it is way more prevalent & serious in real life than we'd like to admit#uhh anyways so now my sleep is gone but i do not want to watch the next episode what the fuck#adolescence
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the actual meaning of Guns "Papii" for Off
TEAMGIRL | EP.29 จัดอันดับ Top ต้องกิน ต้องชอป ย่านเอกมัย (ออฟ กัน)
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#someone once told me it only means puppy and not basically daddy which I assumed first#but actually it came from puppy and turned “daddy”!!#(just makes sense since Gun was called Mamii back then and their fans names became Babii)#of course Gun who calls Tay his pet would call Off his “father”#to say it in Tays words: “Gun is not as cute as you think”#lol#I mean he is cute but he's also so not as innocent as most of you think#he literally was in gay soft core artsy movies before BL#offgun#gun atthaphan#off jumpol#puppy honey
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