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zarnzarn · 5 months ago

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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates #(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying #at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault #the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus #but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT #but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming #odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end #their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia #athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor #odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov #him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives #odypenath #odypenetha #odysseus #penelope #athena #odypen #odyath #penath #epic the musical #love in paradise

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raddestrose · 2 months ago

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Ive got the chapter up now, lets get it done

Akutagawa is looking STUNNING

I’m not sure I like where this is going

FUKUZAWA NO HES GOR THE RECEIPTS

I can’t deal with this poor Atsushi looks so distraught

Look at him

Hes right, you are pure evil

NO NO FUKUZAWA NOOOOOOOOO

STOP IT WITH YOUR 5D CHESS FYODOR JUST STOP

nobody likes a gloat

Light Yagami wannabe over here using both hands

why don’t you take a potato chip and eat it if you’re so great?

I AM LOSING IT ALONE IN A BATHROOM AT ELEVEN PM

FYODOR STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS IT FUNNY

That IS so contradictory you should just not go through with it

NOOOOOO FUKUZAWA NOOOOO

DONT BUBBLEDAMMIT

NOOOOOOOO WHYYYYY

Noooo he apologized to Atsushi

oh god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ASAGIRIIIIIIII

COUNT YOUR DAYS BECAUSE THEY WILL BE COMING TO AN END

BRO WHAT WAS THAT?

WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS?

WHAT ABOUT RANPO

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lemonlinelights · 6 months ago

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HI

Share the news, send emails, do phone calls to Florida's Gov. DeSantis. Please y'all help protect these state parks

#Hobe mountain has so many memories for me #what am I going to do if I can't go up there and listen for the manatee graveyard #every time I drive by and smile cause it's there and such a breather from seeing endless buildings and construction #DEAR GOD PLEASE #NO MORE FUCKING GOLF COURSES #posting this feels like posting my address but I'm literally so upset I will lose it if this goes through #I'm so angry right now but might end up deleting this cause I'm basically doxxing myself BUT RAAHHHHH #conserving nature #Oleta River State Park #Dr. Von Mizell – Eula Johnson State Park #Hillsborough River State Park #Jonathan Dickinson state park #Honeymoon Island State Park #Grayton Beach State Park #Camp Helen State Park #Topsail Hill Preserve State Park #Anastasia State Park #protecting nature #parks #national parks #state parks #florida #ron desantis #Gov Ron Densantis #governor Ron desantis #friends of the Everglades

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redeemed-wren · 7 months ago

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Thought too long about Hermoine daughter of Meneleus and Helen and got sad

#wren rambles #greek mythology #the iliad #the odyssey #i am actually not 100% sure what stories shes in #but i got interested at her mention in the odyssey and then read her wiki page #girl lost BOTH her parents for 17 years when she was 9 #grew up probably raised mostly by Clyemnestra which. no one wants.#her parents finally came back from troy and their re-honeymoon in africa #and three years later shes send off to marry Neoptolemus #an agrragement her father made during the trojan war #(now marriage customs were different ans this arragement would have been normal.#and she doesnt seem to hate the idea [though her opinion isnt mentioned] so it could just be a normal marriage agreement #however it IS Neoptolemus. who is often portrayed as brutal and violent.#tho idk what hes like outside of war. anyway. happiness of the marruage aside #its probably a shock to be Nine Years Old and then when youre solidly in your 20s your dad comes back abd is like MARRIAGE TIME)#and THEN Orestes and Neoptolemus fight over her and she marries Orestes (her cousin. but again. ancient greece)#just. most of that generation of kids lost only their father #some perminantly #telemachus for 20 years #most for at least ten years #but Heromine lost BOTH her parents #lost the relationship with her MOTHER which the vibe i get was SUPER valuble #(if Demeter's attitude is anything to go by and the cultural vibe of mother-daughter relationship)#helen even did cite that she was a foolish creature for leaving her husband and beloved daughter #ALSO Hermione not having any full siblings means something to me #idk just. Helen's only daughter. left behind.#Helen's only CHILD left behind

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quasarkisses · 7 months ago

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how to sustain a long-term relationship:

buy them a little treat whenever you go to the store (even if you went by yourself)

value their emotional wellbeing over most other things (your emotional wellbeing is an extension of this)

#blah blah blah #stupid cupid #wifeposting #been so deeply in love with my now wife for so long that we are both always afraid it's still the honeymoon phase #turns out we just like each other a lot and that doesnt stop with time #its been four years of being together. two of which long distance. ten years of loving her and only her no matter how hard I tried #i can never and will never love anyone but her

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bittersweetresilience · 7 months ago

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honkai: star rail or omori

HOW COULD YOU ASK ME THIS. I'M GOING TO PUT YOUR GARRUS FICS IN THE LIBRARY AND KISS YOU OVER THE PAGES.

#🐇#i actually don't know the answer DJAKLBJADJFKDA it's really hard to be objective about The Current Hyperfixation #i want to say omori has had a more profound influence on me but i mean honkai is getting up there it just needs some more time to percolate #it got me into reading and very close to writing chinese fic #has me making aus even modern aus and daydreaming about fluff and happy endings #these are all new things for the sunny...#the same way omori got me into horror for real and had me writing outline fics and lowercase fics and the most deranged exciting things #and was the first fandom i broke 100k for but honkai is at 85k now so we're getting even #I LOVE BOTH OF THEM A LOT THAT'S FOR SURE #only time will tell if honkai will stay past the honeymoon period but either way i am happy with everything it's given to me hehe

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alrightbuckaroo · 11 months ago

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Inspiration Saturday

Happy sunny shining Saturday, everyone! Thanks to the always lovely @lemonlyman-dotcom for the tag. The penultimate chapter of the Time Loop AU is just about halfway done, which means it's almost done which means the last chapter is almost done which means the fic is almost done! (That's how this works right?) Anyways; here's some things inspiring a fic that's grown three sizes in my heart <3

Quote is from Molly Brodak, by Molly Brodak <3

No pressure tagging: @reyesstrand, @reasonandfaithinharmony, @strandnreyes, @sznofthesticks, @sanjuwrites, @freneticfloetry, @guardian-angle22, @heartstringsduet, @herefortarlos, @honeybee-taskforce, @jesuisici33, @kiloskywalker, @lightningboltreader, @louis-ii-reyes-strand, @carlos-in-glasses, @carlos-tk, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, @bonheur-cafe, @basilsunrise, @nancygillianmvp, @never-blooms, @mikibwrites, @whatsintheboxmh, @welcometololaland, @rmd-writes, @rosedavid, @three-drink-amy, @thisbuildinghasfeelings, @theghostofashton, @thebumblecee, @orchidscript, @paperstorm @actual-sleeping-beauty, @inkweedandlizards, @safeaswrites and here's an open tag for anyone who wants to share :)

#oh molly they're really in it now </3 </3 also hi carole; happy to finally include you in one of these things <3 #can't wait to do another time loop again i'm so serious; except maybe it'll be their honeymoon i want it to be happy lmao #fic: love can pull you out of yesterday #inspiration weekend

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chaoticlycharlie · 3 months ago

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Getting really excited for my upcoming trip to Japan!!!

#charlie mutters #im taking my goro plush with me #and my friend asked me to take their joltik so i can take photos of it on the train with me #very exciting times over here #also in other life news #i am now married #like legally married #i have a wife #my gf of the last 7 years is now my wife #aaaa #this japan trip is technically our honeymoon #itll just be me her and my goro akechi plushie

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mettywiththenotes · 7 months ago

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YOU'VE NEVER READ YESTERDAY UPON THE STAIR-

Ahem.

You've never read Yesterday Upon the Stair??

You should. Like. REALLY REALLY SHOULD. Pitviperdoom is a wonderful writer and like, fun fact the fic is older than the BAMF Midoriya Deku tag!!

It's got such a good premise and a brilliant execution with some wonderful emotional beats! Also like. My personal reason for recommending is that I was first reading it when the anime was just coming out where I could watch it and for like a solid MONTH I thought something fr fr happened in canon bc the fic did it so WELL and god you SHOULD read it anyway-

NSIDUFNSIDK yeah Yesterday Upon The Stair is such a famous and fandom-old fic, from 2016 I believe? I've heard bits and bats about how good it is

I'll get around to it at some point dw! I just struggle with long fics so I wanna free up my tabs before I try getting into any of those again

I mean I have long fics saved from years ago where I just stopped in the middle and never continued (not because of the writing btw, I either just got distracted or was way too tired to read for a bunch of days and then just never tried to catch up) and I know if I went back to reading it I'd need to read it from the beginning again. And god forbid the cycle continues

ANYWAY it's a whole thing, I suck with reading fics longer than 5 chapters, but I've known about Yesterday Upon The Stair for a long time and I do wanna read it at some point but I have to create space in My Brain first before I start any of that

#there's this one fic called Honeymoon High (you'll probably be familiar with it if you're a bakudeku)#18 chapters if memory serves me right #great fic #but i stopped just before the end cause i got distracted #and now im gonna have to read it from the beginning T^T #it took me SO LONG to get near to the end mannn i can't keep doing this to myself #this is also the same problem with Reconcile (tomura izuku fic)#stopped halfway and i REALLY want to continue #fortunately it'll take me less time to remember what happened where i stopped so i can keep going #thank you for the ask!😊#asks with metty #bnha asks #bnha fic recs #bnha fic rec #fic recs #fic rec #EDIT: its not called honeymoon high its called Honeymoon Phase

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widowshill · 7 months ago

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that's loverboy !!!!!!

#HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT #yes this is all fake nothing is *real* about his feelings for cassandra but he's so. lonely.#he wants to be touchy and clingy and smooch on a partner PLEASE.#man is in a romantic relationship for the first time in almost 12 years he is So Happy #roger collins gets married and this time not to burke's fiance after he betrayed him.#constantly grabbing and hugging and nuzzling his wife #cassandra Please let's go on an expensive romantic honeymoon :c cassandra Let's Play Chess now.#why is wife missing. where is wife. :(#489.#anyway. point being cassandra is influencing his feelings but she's clearly not able to influence his actions #(at least not after the marriage)#bc she Obviously hates him touching her and does everything she can to avoid it and she sure doesnt want to go to bed with him #so all the lovey-dovey snuggling cutesy shit. that is All roger.#Oops you put the love spell on the man who wants to Hold his gf more than anything in the world.

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orcelito · 7 months ago

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Honestly tho it's the "I don't love you" and "every time I said it was just automatic impulse" that's got me the most messed up. Like u couldn't even let me down softly by saying it just wasn't working out? You had to essentially tell me the whole thing was a lie??? After I TOLD you I had trust issues and felt like everyone is just going to leave me in the end???

Way to make me feel unlovable lol

#speculation nation #tho of course what has me the Angriest is her breaking up with me over text. that takes the biggest fucking cake.#idk there was a lot said in all of that bullshit. including her admitting she was probably self-sabotaging.#i hate being used as a tool of self harm. being shoved away as a form of self sabotage.#like if youre gonna be a messed up bastard whyd you have to include me in it??? fucking bitch.#i let her know just how pissed off i was. called her every applicable name under the sun.#selfish coward bastard asshole piece of shit bitch. tossed in a few Fuck Yous as well. fully deserved.#and yet she just kept on with that sniveling 'im so sorry' and 'i know ill regret this' and 'i just have to do it'#you didnt have to do anything. you couldve had it poly but you just couldnt look last your infatuation.#also her calling days old feelings Love. as if that kind of immediate and extreme kind of feelings arent By Definition infatuation.#she's in the honeymoon faze. found her nice new fixation. said they understand each other like no one else.#but it's only been Days. how well can you know a person in that time? not very well usually.#threw out a nearly 6 month long relationship just like that. what a joke.#and when she'd brought up just last thursday that our 6 months was coming up (on the 23rd)#and mentioned wanting to do something to celebrate it...#im just like. i guess you really cant know everything in a person huh?#i knew she wasnt perfect but she always treated me so kindly. so considerate and attentive.#who knew she'd be the type to drop me for the new shiny fixation? i sure didnt expect it.#id started to trust that she genuinely liked me. even if i didnt understand why.#but now im back to square one. wondering whether anyone can ever like the true me.#i know theres gotta be someone out there for me. i just... have to find them.

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thewalkingplumbob · 2 years ago

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Previously / Legacy Tag

I promise you forever, right now 💖💍

#twp post #The Sims 4 #Sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #Townsend #Townsend legacy #Townsend gen 4 #Reila Townsend Kibo #Emely Townsend Kibo #Emely got her beach wedding!!!#I will be tagging her as Emely Townsend Kibo from now on #ahhhh I'm so happy they're finally married!!!#time for the honeymoon babeeeeey

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kiwiana-writes · 1 year ago

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Hi, for the first sentence prompt:

There's no such thing as too much glitter

"There's no such thing as too much glitter." Pez makes this pronouncement with far more gravitas than it calls for as he swipes the makeup brush along Henry's temple once more. "That's the first rule of Pride, darling, and I simply cannot allow your first parade to be anything less than blindingly glitterfied."

"Is glitterfied even a word?" a warm voice behind them enquires, laced with amusement, and when Henry turns to face Alex, his breath catches in his throat. Alex is sporting an obscenely tight white crop top and what could most generously be described as booty shorts, with the bi pride flag painted on one cheek and a rainbow heart on the other; he's also found himself on the receiving end of a glitter attack, apparently, and the whole look is... well.

Henry has to grip the armrest of the chair and remind himself, very firmly, that he does, in fact, want to leave the room today.

[Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fic and I’ll write you the next five.]

#next five fic sentences #gwiazdziarka #suddenly having flashbacks to my bachelor/ette party #where the whole bridal party wound up at a strip club #so my (now) spouse and I brought home approx 27 pounds of glitter #then fucked off to get married #then fucked off on honeymoon #then came home and were like 'why the fuck is there all this glitter in our bed'#good times #kiwiana-writes

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al-mayriti · 1 year ago

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we just went through some family albums and. enjoy my grandma being cunty at my parents' wedding