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Me and my best friend 100% finished this game as adults cause we both vaguely remembered it from childhood. It became our thing to do, she would play and I would watch and we would comment on it like let's players and it was just as insane as described.
We were in shock.
I can not tell you how many times her and I screamed cause of these crazy ass plot lines.
On the other hand, we shipped our dog with the fast travel dog, Boris. Their long journeys together allowing love to blossom lmao
She drew fanart, it's shitty quality but this is the only version of it I could find quickly
That game holds such a special place in my heart.
whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much
#dog island#its insane#so not kid friendly#at least theme wise#someone had such a fun time with the dialogue#it plays like dogshit tho omg#controls suck so bad
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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I ADORE your design for Charlie. It’s so adorable!!!!!!
I’m so glad y’all loved her design!!
#ask reply#genuinely I was pretty proud of Charlie’s look#so the fact so many folks liked her made me so happy#I really wanted her to stand out even against other ghost kids#so she got this monochromatic look to her#like she’s been a ghost so long she’s lost her colours#along with that she resembles the puppet more#almost like they fused into one by this point#I really tried to make her both ghostly and eerie#but also cute and friendly#so I think I found that perfect balance#I’m glad one of yall took note of her oversized sleeves#I thought it was a cute design and kept that ghost vibe to her#I gotta draw her again soon!!#we all love Charlie Emily here 🖤🤍
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the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦
If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...
P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#hed#ex bandmates#my art#pop trolls curse in their kid friendly lingo but rock trolls curse normal-style#it's just facts#i don't think les is being honest about how much what floyd pulled really upset him#he is a victim of much abuse growing up and some shit fucks him up more than the regular person#but he also knows floyd had no malicious intent and is just a kid#so he rather bottles it up to not upset both of them even more#amazing coping and communication skills this one 🤙#he is trying his best tho#i can't tell if you guys can tell but he's basking in the sun in that one panel#trolls comic#this was a really fun way to explore les's character and their dynamic#also les and hed's dynamic#trigger warnings:#tw alcohol#tw smoking#les gives life advice then offers cigarettes uwu#also you know this dude's hair smells horrible if he stores cigarettes and koosh in there ksjfbsdkc
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THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM
source!!
#i just watched like way too many like. audition??? tapes????? and interviews and shit i might post some clips idk about tumblrs video limit#i find it so funny this was for nickelodeon like. well i mewn its a family friendly movie but its not FOR KIDS especially the 2nd one#theres some. fun stuff. in both of em more so in the 2nd so its funny theyre being edvertised there tho id unno is nickelodeon even 4 kids#i dont know shit about nickelodeon let alone how it was in the. early 90s. so. shrugs#gif#bill and ted#bill and teds bogus journey#bill s preston esquire#ted theodore logan#have i posted this gif b4 i know i had it but idk of i posted it if i did then. sorry
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Happy Birthday @chanquokka I hope you have a great day
#Juni! you're almost twins with minnie! anyway thanks for always being friendly and fun and kind and supportive#I hope you have a good day with some good food and anything else that'll make you happy! you're a lovely presence 💌#idk what the idea was here but i always like your collages so this is like. an homage in my own way#bang chan#chanquokka#bystay#stray kids#skzedit#stray kids gifs#skz gifs#skz edit#christopher bang
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so i might be making a picture book about my blorbos for uni...
#oc#doodle#original character#fantasy#oc: folke#oc: selma#pareidolia tag#I WAS UNSURE IF I WAS GOING TO GET TO DO IT BCS#for the brief my teacher 'strongly urged' people to take inspiration from three classic stories for our books and 'not do something you hav#planned to do preivously'#and like well i wanna draw blorbos.#technically i hadnt planned to do this little story either bcs it has to be kid friendly and pareidolia is Not going to be kid friendly#sooooooooo... but during feedback today he seemed really positive towards my idea so YAY#i decided to give baby folke some dalkulla-esque clothes bcs his mother's side is from dalarna and moved to gästrikland recently#the jacket is kinda cool so maybe i can try to incorporate it into an adult outfit somehow . although itd be patchworked cuz itd be too sma
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Here’s the thing about the Twin AU that people aren’t considering: the Drs Fenton are resourceful! They can make amazing inventions out of household objects and machines!
So when they were accepting a contract from Ra’s to look at the Lazarus Pits in conjunction to their research (ie the best dissertation material ever) they looked at the spare twin that was being sacrificed and said “a perfectly good baby like that would probably be nice to have around!”
Sure, the Spare Heir was ecto contaminated because of the pits and that’s why Ra’s was getting rid of him, but seriously, not everything needed to be brand new these days! Upcycle! Science can fix all the ectoplasm and possession! He’ll be just like new in no time! Take that baby out of the pit and wash em up and take that baby to the Midwest! Teach that baby about stars and Ghosts!
The Drs Fenton take baby danny on their last day, knowing that the league thinks that he’s dead- already sacrificed, Ra’s felt the power shift of the Infinite Realms- and proceed forward like nothing was ever a big deal! They published their findings on the pits, they got another contract/grant and then began the journey to start moving towards their other projects!
Why tell Jazz, she’s only a toddler when they bring him home?
Why tell Danny, he’s just their little man, their Dann-o?
Things will probably be fine, because just like their up cycled machines and portals- an upcycled baby wouldn’t have any problems! Their inventions always worked perfectly! Their son would be just as perfect!
Cue the shenanigans of Damian and Danny meeting, the normal amount of “you’re the clone” finger pointing (which Danny wins because he has actual baby/childhood photos) and then some ghosts of assassins past trying to cause issues for Phantom.
#reduce reuse recycle#dc x dp fic#dp x dc#danny phantom#damian wayne#dc universe#dc x dp#the drs Fenton are actually so environmentally friendly for saving this demon heir baby#sure he’s gross and possessed but he’s still a perfectly good baby! science can fix the rest#Ra’s felt a power shift when Danny was dumped into the pits and presumed the baby didn’t make it#turns out that was Danny’s introduction to clockwork and he thought it would be funny to get this kid a new home in Illinois#demon heir twins#twin au#danny and damian are twins
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Iskall reacted to your yandere Iskall art on stream!
I saw he also showed these wonderful peices
#a keen eye would note that one of them is the daddyskall image but with clothes#that was done so if he did make the custom paintings in hermitcraft it would be kid friendly and sfw#honestly im glad hes shown them now#as i wasnt gonna post them without the context that it was initially for the tunnel of love project#ask#swedishbeans#jimmyskall#pixel art#cursed art
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SUNSET TRIO 💛🧡❤️
it's been a while hasn't it? Here's some food for you guys 😢😢 I'm open to take art requests for LMK characters (specifically duos/trios) so if you guys have any ideas I'd love to hear them!!
I also forgot to mention I have an ao3 now... 😅 I posted something old I'm not super proud of but you guys should check it out
#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lmk mk#lmk nezha#lmk sun wukong#sunset trio lmk#lmk sunset trio#sunset trio 💛🧡❤️#I love them sm they're so sibling coded I SWEAR#I'm so tired#I love sunset trio#school starts soon again#I really should try to post that sunset trio compilation to YouTube soon 💀#anyways them!!!#lmk red son#pink lemonade duo lmk#we call MK and Nezha pink lemonade in this household#lmk pink lemonade duo#💛🧡❤️#psst if you're reading the tags I might occasionally drop a song here or there#hedonic treadmill - Kevin Kempt#sunset trio angst ♡♡♡#if my friendly moon is reading this shhh no you aren't#what're you doing browsing my art get outta here silly I send you stuff before I post it anyways 💛💛#sunset trio propaganda
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WHAT???????
#i am. actually floored#the thing about the books. is that the characterisation is either a little too kid-friendly or just absolutely unhinged#why the hell is this boy carrying around two daggers and an axe. i feel insane#can anyone hear me#me so scared of writing jay ooc & in coke melissa with a steel chair#what a fucking bit of characterisation#now i need to rewatch descendants knowing that jay has two daggers and an axe on him at all times#descendants#descendants isle of the lost#jay son of jafar
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Some people: Izuku wasn't affected by his past
Meanwhile, the only time in this manga Izuku ever discloses his past to anyone after gaining One for All was to a five year old he just met in the woods. (Because Kota isn't a peer and is a completely non-threatening entity to him). And of course he did it while depersonalizing the events from himself as much as possible by speaking in third person as if it happened to someone else.
#bnha reread#bnha 72#bnha#midoriya izuku#izumi kota#you can fit so much repression in this kid#people lean into the overly friendly aspect of izuku too much sometimes#that they don't realize that some of that is a fawn response bc he has spent most of his life terrified by/ostracized by his peers
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I felt like it
Crappost
#one piece#one piece AU#one piece x splatoon#Y’know#I’m gonna call it splathats#splathats#splatoon#grizzco#Mr grizz#zosan#roanoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#sanzo#zoro x sanji#Crappost#by the way#Reason why I gave Sanji bubble gum instead of a cigar was because splatoon is known as a kid-friendly game#so I don't really imagine cigars existing in the world of splatoon
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happy dragon year to the dragon guy on dragon day!!! 🐉🐉🐉
yippee!! 🎉🐉
#kagarts#champion lance#pokemon gsc#pokemon hgss#pkmn#appreciate a dragon day aka you Will look at lance today#a rare triple dragon moment in time you could call that a triple dragonite bonanza#he's gradually risen to be one of my favorites to draw lately so I wanted to commit to making a piece for him!#deep in my soul i believe he is a silly guy with a biiiiiiiig heart#he's got some scars on his hands (that of which also extends to his body) bc all that kindness is not without effort too#but c'mon he would absolutely be a little silly a little goofy even#the kids would love him And bonus points to teaching them about how cool and friendly dragons are#if you think i'm done drawing him though you can dragon these NUTS#new years resolution to make more backgrounds is a hard one but i'm not giving up so soon on that!!1!1
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I think how Swansea and Curly treat Anya telling them about Jimmy is so interesting.
I know I just mentioned it but it’s stuck in my head how Swansea already disliked Jimmy. Immediately believed her but he still didn’t do anything to actually stop him and help her. He listened and accepted it, and that must’ve been a relief compared to Curly who listened but didn’t. But it still left her vulnerable and without whatever emotional support Curly did supply her. His inaction is only different because his position on the crew is different. But after the crash, did that really matter?
Like in the end Swansea really was only trying to avenge Daisuke and used Anya’s treatment from Jimmy as an accelerant to kill him, but he still did nothing for her.
#like everyone failed Anya other than Daisuke who didn’t know and was clearly not aware#but at the same time he kinda represents those guys that don’t notice until it affects them#but still are like I never expected that of him that’s so sad I thought he was nice#which is such an issue when addressing to the abused just cause you just figured it out#anyway uhhhhh Swansea admits he was too bitter in a lot of ways and none of that was because of Anya and I think that’s important to note#he would’ve let Jimmy keep menacing her to an extent with the only safety in her mind that he’d stop him actually physically hurting her but#curly did the same thing so like was it even better he just wasn’t friendly to Jimmy it’s like a guy who knows the dangerous men to keep his#kid from but still don’t report them as long as they aren’t touched#and then Daisuke died and it’s like yeah their dynamic isn’t looked at but it’s interesting#mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing
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For @linoyes Happy Birthday, Taylor!!˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ೄྀ࿐
#thanks for always being such a lovely peresnce and so friendly and funny and sweet!#and for all the wonderful lee know gifs and also for the seungmins too 💗 including scrunklepup at lolla#i hope your day is good to you! and you have some good fun and good food!#mimotag#lee know#lee minho#skz#skz gifs#stray kids gifs#skzedit#bystay#stray kids#jesskz#linoyes
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