#so many times i watch streamers play games and hang out with friends and the way they friendship is kind of friendship im looking for/need

[autisticlee]

I hate that all the type of people I want to be friends with are super popular and their people already, or well known or famous, basically untouchable if you're a useless nobody like me. I oy have access to other nobodies and most of them are not my people. they're all the wrong people. all the right people, the type I want to be around, are untouchable. this sucks 😩

[kitybur]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 | 𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐜𝐰𝐡𝐲

⌦ in which you, your silly friends and silly boyfriend move in together & what i think would happen.

— warnings: gn!reader, craziness, fluff, swearing

| can you write some headcannons abt how y/n would be with the rest of the group! or how the group would react to isaac and y/n hehe ANYWAY THANK U SM , love all of your content |

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• to start off, i think we can agree that living with the boys would actually be HELL.

• like you’d have to be scrubbing the house top to bottom after filming a groupchat video. but for the sake of this, let’s ignore the bad side 🤗.

• the boys would definitely love you, and treat you like their sibling (everyone but isaac ofc). they would probably be a little overprotective of you, but that’s them showing they care.

• you’re getting ready for a party? when and where. someone’s making you uncomfortable? who needs to step in. you feel me??

• these men would never fail to make you laugh if you were having a bad day. like if you had a bad day at school or work, they would instantly have you in cackles.

• they always make sure they try to include you. if you weren’t a streamer, they would make sure that you get some screen time if you like to be on film. if you don’t, they make sure that you at least go on adventures with them (especially willy vlogs)

• okay independently tho.. i feel like softwilly would be the one to include you in most things (if you weren’t a streamer like we just established). idk he looks like the type of person who wouldn’t want to leave anyone out or behind. if you were a streamer, he’d still try to include you on recordings.

• yumi definitely would not give two shits im ngl 😭 he does his own thing so i feel like he just wouldn’t bother with you (in the nicest way possible) if you didn’t want to hang out or go film a vlog. but he’s definitely like one of the funniest people when you get to know him so he’s basically your main bitch when you’re sad.

• larry would definitely be your best friend. he’s got such a sweet personality that you’d instantly click and just do stupid shit together. like you’d play loud music at four in the morning and wake everyone up because you saw a tiktok dance you wanted to try ☠️ i just feel like larry would be easy to get along with.

• along with larry, i also feel like grunk would be easy to get along with. you’d both go out shopping since he’s lowkey got drip and you’d bond over it. i feel like if grunk got close enough to you, he’d ask to watch spongebob together. whether it’s over discord or irl. it’s a special moment y’all get to have to hang out.

• tanner would be your workout buddy. he’d make sure that he spots you and vice versa, and make sure that you aren’t breaking your bones doing a new workout. if you don’t workout, he’d be your horror game buddy. tanner would even just have you in the room because he gets jumpy. and if he gets too pissed off he’d make you play. and just constantly grab your shoulders to scare you.

• and lastly, we have isaac. in this case, isaac is your bf and lord he would be the best boyfriend. 🙏 like he’s actually super tall and muscular that he would give GREAT hugs. bro and the best cuddles. literally could crush you and that’s lowkey hot 🫡.

• but no, isaac would definitely be your muse. he’s definitely got that golden retriever type vibe, maybe slight black cat. isaac would be the best at massages. idk why that came to my head. i feel like with his large hands he’d be able to give great back or shoulder massages.

• isaac would buy you a bunch of shit, like he does for the house. it could be something totally stupid and he’d be like “but it’s useful in so many ways” or “it’s cute!” when it’s really fucking ugly but you’d never tell him that.

• you WILL constantly hear gagging sounds from the rest of the members whenever you and isaac are in mere 2 feet of each other. mostly from yumi and softwilly. but it’s all jokes! most the time..

• they will also make kissing sounds when you two walk out of isaac’s bedroom and ask if you used protection. even if you have literally just woken up.

• larry and tanner would recreate any lovey dovey thing you guys do, but make it 10x more funnier. any photo y’all post together, they copy it and tag you both.

• ^^ stop tell me you can’t see that happening 😭😭

• grunk would be the supportive bsf but will threaten isaac if he takes you away when you’re supposed to watch spongebob together.

• overall, i think living with them would be such a hassle, but if you plan it right it may be fun. if you love cleaning and screaming children at midnight, this is right up your alley ‼️

• ‘kay but y’all gotta agree that living with them would actually be so fun cause they’re funny and have an amazing time doing actually anything. like they could make any regular night into an eventful night that would end in the kitchen a mess, empty cans in the floor and bodies sleeping anywhere they can find comfortable.

• and those are our youtubers/streamers 🥹

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a/n: okay pls tell me if you agree or disagree with any of these cause i was just going off the top of my head but i wanna hear what y’all have to say about it too! i didn’t really know what to write for this so it’s all based on my opinion and how i see it. i hope this fulfills your request!

[prettygirl-gabi]

Rainy Streams

Rating: General Audiences

Warning:Fluffy fluff, even more fluff

Category:F/M

Fandom: Vinnie hacker (streamer,  tiktoker)

Relationships: !boyfriend Vinnie x !f reader

Summary: You and Vinnie do a late night 24 hour stream

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Vinnie has become a household name in the online world, especially with the teen girls and gamers. However, what many people don't know is that behind his charismatic persona lies a soft-hearted and affectionate person who loves nothing more than spending time with you, his girlfriend.

One rainy night, you and Vinnie were cuddled up on the couch in the cozy apartment watching your all time favorite anime. As you snuggled closer together under a warm blanket, Vinnie turned his head to rest on yours and said, "I have an idea. How about we do a 24-hour stream together?"

You looked at him skeptically. "Are you sure? That's going to be a lot of work, plus its like 3 am right now."

Vinnie grinned mischievously. "Come on Y/n, it'll be fun! We can play games, chat with the fans, and just hang out all night long. Please baby."

You couldn't resist Vinnie's infectious enthusiasm and agreed to the idea. You and Hera watched as Vinnie quickly set up the equipment and started streaming.

"Hey guys I wanted to do a 24-hour stream at 3 am how smart of me right, but I'm gonna have help form my lovely girl to keep me up with you all!" Vinnies stated as he pulled you onto his lap.

As the hours ticked by, you and Vinnie played games together while chatting with the fans who had tuned in from all over the world. The rain continued to pour outside as you laughed and joked around like old friends with chat. The both of you kept taking turns plaing a few rounds with some of the fans from chat just to keep this interesting.

At one point during the stream, You leaned on head on Vinnie's shoulder with Hera in your arms as he wrapped his arm around your waist. "I'm so glad we're doing this," he whispered.

"Me too," you replied softly as you kissed his neck without squashing Hera.

You were about 12 hours into the stream

As the both of you played game after game. Exhausted but happy from how early you both decide to start streaming together, you both had ended up in the pull out bed from the couch in each other's arms.

But the stream was still going and you could tell that some of the fans we just rolling in or just lurking the stream.

"That was the most amazing sleep ever," you said with a yawn.

Vinnie smiled sleepily at you as he rubbed his eyes."Yeah, it was. But you know what's even better?"

"What?" You asked while yawning once again.

Vinnie leaned in and kissed you gently on the lips. "Spending time with you."

The cause you to blush and snuggle closer to him. "I love you," you whispered.

"I love you too," Vinnie replied as they took turns keeping the stream interesting while they each got ready and freshend to finish out the stream.

"So Vinnie they said we should cook dinner to end the stream, watcha think." You asked us you look up with the most purest doe eyes ever. "Yeah, yeah let's do it."

Buy the time the both of you were done the kitchen was a mess, the food had long been devoured and stream was ticking closer to the 24 hour mark.

"Alright chat, we're done with our food and it's almost 3 am. I just wanna say thanks for watching and staying the whole stream, and also if we don't post for two days we're sleeping." You chuckled at his statement but nod in agreement.

"Yeah even though we took at 4 hour nap it didn't help much, but we will do another 24-hour stream in a few weeks and we shall be better prepared." You stated as you yawned once more for the 10th time

"Yes but for now everyone, everywhere, I hope you all have a good morning, day, or night, we shall be going to sleep now."

After you both said your final farewells you both crashed and you crashed hard. "Sleep well baby, you deserve it." You said in a low tone as you drift into a deep sleep.

[lowkeyrobin]

hi hi!! could i get cricket crew (those a-okay with xreaders) with a reader who’s like a pro gamer, maybe reader is also a streamer? somethin along the lines of that pretty please 🦕

ahhh yes of course!! I recognize you mwahahha, lmk if you'd like to be addressed as 🦕 anon btw bc I can't tell if you used it in a silly way like how I use 🛒🛒🛒 somwtimes or as a way to address yourself LMAO no worries tho 🫶🫶🫶

HANDSOME BROS ; pro gamer era

includes ; ranboo, tommyinnit, & badlinu

warnings ; language, mention of Dream

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he's been your biggest fan since day one, literally

he just so happened to be one of the first couple viewers you pulled while you began speedrunning minecraft

eventually you guys became friends and stuff

he literally watched your speedruns go from an hour and a half to half an hour so quickly

and over that time he's been boosting your stuff and everything

you ofc make other content and collab w other streamers, mostly Tommy and his friends

one time, you get a speedrun down to 25:03, your best so far and he's in a vc w you with your stream pulled up

literally screams when he sees the ender dragon explode into xp

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOT DOWN TO 25 MINUTES, THAT WAS SO GOOD, OH MY GOD, Y/N/N!"

you sit there like "omg I just did that that's my best record ever"

afterwards you play roblox for a bit with him (meep city) and throw a party to celebrate

you meet a bunch of viewers/chatters/fans as well bc you publicized yours and Tommy's usernames so they could join your server

"You're a pro now, y/n! even better than Dream!"

if he was right next to you rn, he'd be giving you the biggest kiss in the whole world

you'd been spending so, so long to get below a half hour or so and even just 5 minutes below that made you so ecstatic, same with him lmao

he literally makes 40 tweets about it and posts about it on his Instagram story

he also doordashes you some fast food + like three large waters

he's literally your biggest fan ❤️❤️❤️

when I tell you he's so fucking sweet to you

he's fully aware you're very serious with your video games and you try to be the best you possibly can

like he'll come over while you're training for a valorant competition with foolish & punz and just hang out behind you and watch

he'll go to snapchat and snap aimsey a pic of u grinding on valorant with the caption "look who's grinding valorant again"

star will respond with a "Jesus Christ how many hours do they have on there??"

he'll reply with a video of him asking

"how many hours do you have on valorant? like, all time"

you didnt even hesitate or think before you replied with "253"

"HOLY SHIT DONT YOU THINK YOURE GOOD ENOUGH?"

"amount of hours doesn't equal skill, tommy"

RANBOO

good god they're actually worried something is wrong with you

no way super Mario odyssey can be so fun to you

speedruns went from maybe 2 hours down to 58ish mins or so in just a couple months

you were friends prior, but you got back into smo and got addicted with trying glitches and bugs you knew about

once you reached like 58:05, (about 13th on the leaderboard) you quit

good lord there was no getting better lmao

then came the challenge to get all the moons and speedrunning the dark side & darker side of the moon

they got on a vc with you while you were collecting moons so you could deal w a lot of distraction, and asked you to check the hours time

the way this shit said 834 hours.

the amount of joke-yelling and "I'm not mad just disappointed" convo came out of that

"It's not my fault the game is fun!"

"that's more than a year! that's nearly two straight years!"

"I've been playing it since release in my defense. I probably grinded up half of that within the past year or two though to be honest"

never the less, they always cheer you on and always have to boost your content

for the leaderboards, you're around 70th place on the dark side, about two hours, and for the darker side, around 80th, so about 3 and a half hours

they literallt watched you do 10+ hour streams and got on vc to voice concerns of burnout or scoliosis

"I'm fine! shit! damnit!"

"Chat please tell them to go sleep, this is wild. go play Mario kart with Bill at least"

"Yeah, come play Mario Kart with me!"

"where the fuck did you come from, I didn't even hear you join???"

"I've been here for half an hour!?"

BADLINU

you're freakishly amazing at building in the Sims 4

like dude you're an idol in the Sims community it's so weird

you build like those humongous mansions and find new furniture glitches and new designs and share them and stuff

dude don't even get me started on your sims

most the time you make your friends but they're never inaccurate

you can dedicate a five hour stream just making the fucking characters dude

he'll sit next to you so you can properly make his face and he'll get all tingly in his head as he watches

when you're making a giant new build he'll tweet about it like 4 times and leave a link to your stream LMAO

"guys go watch y/ns stream they have polls set so you guys can actually decide on design choices"

he's actually your biggest fan omg

he'll be in your chat like "omg hi y/n"

"Hey Freddie!"

joins a vc with you and starts absolutely bombarding you with compliments

dude can't go one stream without taking 372882 screenshots of you

"Dude how do you have motivation for this?"

"It's fun! if I can't be a designer in real life then I'll be one in the digital world motherfucker"

[piedpiperslists]

JJK: Gamer / Streamer AU

List of all Jungkook fics under 'Gamer / Streamer' AU:

* ² - two shots s - contains smut sm - social media format

* Last updated: 21/05/2023

D R A B B L E S

12:40 PM by beomcoups friends to lovers Summary: You are playing games with Jungkook and you decide to take your friendship to another level.

* d.va by minstrivia s established relationship, PWP Summary: It’s a pretty important day for you but Jungkook doesn’t seem to think so.

Game Cheater Meets Couch by v-hope established relationship Summary: “I beat you at Mario Kart and now I’ve been banished to the couch for the night.”

Good Game Gone Bad by musicloverxoxo7 s pro gamer!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Jungkook is gaming with friends. Horny you might get him in big trouble.

“She’s good with me, right baby?” by theiris-storyvault gamer!Jungkook, established relationship

The Hand Game by solastia s gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP

O N E S H O T S

Confessing to My Crush *NOT CLICKBAIT* by scriptaed wc~3.8k / YouTuber!Jungkook, friends to lovers Summary: When your best friend Jungkook asks you to partake in his next video on YouTube, the shock of the script’s title quickly becomes the least of your worries; because unbeknownst to you, while you’re spending time crestfallen over a confession you could only wish was reality, Jungkook treats the entire video as practice for the real deal.

Distractions by 1kook s wc~3k / established relationship, idol au Summary: “Soft.” / “No shit,” you say, “you’re deep between my boobs.”

Gamer Boy by hoebii s wc~2.3k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP

I'll Show You, If You Show Me by hazytaezy s wc~2.1k / friends to lovers Summary: Game night suddenly gets a little more interesting when Jungkook forgets to hang up from your video call.

Let the Games Begin by venusiangguk s wc~5.7k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP Summary: Just another fic where OC rides JK in his gaming chair.

Let's Play: Dirty by jungkxook s wc~10k / gamer!Jungkook, enemies to lovers, roommates au Summary: On today’s stream, watch as the king of gaming Jeon Jungkook gets totally pwned by some newbie player on Overwatch (he swears he was stream sniped)! To make matters worse, he can’t seem to focus anymore when you’re in the room but he promises that’s not because he’s in love with you or anything. Use code ‘jungkook’ on any game purchase through steam at checkout for 25% off so that Jungkook has something to feel better about!

On Camera by agustdiv1ne s wc~3.1k / YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP Summary: Jeon Jungkook, also known as kookiemonster97, was a youtuber and, more importantly, your boyfriend. Your sex life was great, amazing really, but what happens when he asks if he can film you two one day? He did have the equipment, after all.

Out of the Blue by jungkxook s wc~5.2k / gamer!Jungkook, YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Catching your boyfriend bleaching and dyeing his hair for a livestream is definitely not what you expected — but it certainly has its perks.

Player Two by minjoonalist s wc~10.6k / ft KTH, gamer!Jungkook, PWP Summary: You’ve always wanted to be as good of a gamer as your boyfriend Jungkook and you’ve tried many times to ask for his help only to be turned down…on your game. but this time you’re over his bratty attitude towards it and he still can’t get enough of yours.

Press Start by softyoongiionly s wc~5.5k / established relationship, idol au Summary: A night in with your boyfriend Jungkook includes all kinds of things: anime, witty banter, snacks from 7-Eleven and, you know, sex.

Sore Loser by sailoryooons s wc~9.5k / streamer!Jungkook, Valorant pro!reader, established relationship Summary: It’s another day of shooting Run BTS at Bangtan Streaming for Jungkook. At least, he thinks it is until his girlfriend walks into the room and the director announces that Jungkook and his teammates will be battling two professional Valorant players for the episode. The stakes are high - but the prize if he manages to beat you? Total submission in the bedroom.

Starry Night by kithtaehyung s wc~7k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: All you wanted to do was take your boyfriend on a super late date.

Stupid Game by kookiesjoonies s wc~2k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, college au Summary: All you wanted to do was study in peace, but that becomes impossible due to your boyfriend’s constant screaming at the video game on the television. So you decide to teach him a lesson; if he insists on being loud, you’re going to give him a reason to be.

Ruined by whatifyoulivelikethat s wc~8.2k / gamer!reader, PWP Summary: Why is there a mostly shirtless man in your bedroom and why is it Kim Namjoon's, your roommate's, fault? All you want to do is play League of Legends, not be visually attacked by ridiculously attractive Jeon Jungkook as his six friends perform living room karaoke at the top of their very drunk lungs.

[...] You’ll Find Love with Me by reliablemitten s wc~5k / sexpert!Jungkook, YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Your husband Jungkook is a famous YouTuber who teaches people how to be more confident in the bedroom. You go back to the university where you met for homecoming and some sexy shenanigans ensue.

T W O S H O T S / S E R I E S

Fan Identity by tteokggukk sm enemies to lovers, social media influencer au Summary: In which you and Jungkook are both famous internet celebrities that have never interacted, but share a common secret. You both have fan accounts for each other where you actively show support and express your opinions. One day, you were both nominated for the same award, social media influencer of the year. Lowkey rooting for the other, you both express your opinions on your secret fan accounts as certain interactions begin to arise from a famous fan account dedicated to your “opponent” nominee.

Ghosted by fortunexkookie s bartender!Jungkook, patron!reader, arcade bar au Summary: There are a lot of things to love about the local arcade bar, Drinking Games, but you definitely have your favorites: sinking countless hours into a Ms. Pacman knockoff and lovingly tormenting one of the bartenders. It turns out he’s one of the bar’s owners, a friend of one of your friends, and he just might like you back.

Glitter and Disquiet ² by joheunsaram s CEO!Jungkook, YouTuber!reader, enemies to lovers, chaebol au Summary: Poised to inherit Korea’s largest gaming company in a few months, the world looks at Jeon Jungkook as a symbol of envy. Why wouldn’t they? He has everything, riches, power, and according to the rumour mill, endless women. Little do they know that his father’s company is on the verge of downfall, he barely has respect of his employees, and regardless of the rumours, he’s just a virgin saving himself for true love.

Just Another Boy by srwbrycke sm YouTuber!Jungkook, YouTuber!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: In which Jeon Jungkook, self proclaimed playboy, not so smoothly shows his “cool” side to Y/N.

This Kingdom by whatifyoulivelikethat s gamer!Jungkook, tsundere!Jungkook, gamer!reader, enemies to lovers Summary: In some cases, hate and love are the same thing. Or, in this specific case, hate and overwhelming, breathless, mind-blowing lust. And it all started because you were better at League of Legends than Jeon Jungkook.

[purplesurveys]

1844

What did you have for dinner tonight?: It's only 10 AM, but last night we went to Solaire to watch Miss Saigon and we went with an Asian spread. I got bao, rice paper rolls, and pad thai.

If you were given a million dollars, what would you spend it on? I'd keep a good portion of it as savings and not touch it until I'm like, 65; the rest I would give to my parents.

Have you ever cried in front of your parents over a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Nope.

What does your bedroom smell like right now?: Like coffee, I'm guessing.

Have you ever shaved off your eyebrow before?: I've never done that but I did have trichotillomania growing up so I had phases where I was missing chunks of my eyebrows.

Do you want to have a boy or girl whenever you have kids?: Girl.

Your pregnant with twins: What do you name them?: Definitely not similar names like Kaye and Kate as it would only make me more confused haha.

Describe your outfit.: Only in loungewear today as I'm at home, but last night I had on a dark green halter dress that went down to a bit above my knees. It also had a slit on the left leg side. I wore black heels and a small black shoulder bag as well.

What gigabyte is your memory card?: I haven't had a hard drive since high school, even though I know I really should invest in one.

What brand is your digital camera?: I don't own a digicam but damn if those things aren't seeing a resurgence lately. I might be the only one in my age group left who still doesn't have one.

When was the last time you hung out with your best friend?: Angela came over last month just to hang out and have some heart to hearts here and there.

What is a movie you're waiting to see?: I've been meaning to watch The Iron Claw. It's not all the time that a movie centered around wrestling gets to be produced and becomes critically-acclaimed at that, so I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Who was the last person to cook something for you?: Apart from the crew at Solaire lol, my mom.

Do you ever sit and think what if about something?: Sure, I think it's inevitable to come across those thoughts every now and then.

If so, what is it?: It's always very different. Like what if we're one of those families able to migrate, what if Kimi was still alive, what if I chose to be a journalist...there's a million scenarios with a million possibilities and how actively my mind runs I could be thinking about anything.

What’s on tv right now?: My own TV isn't it but I know my sister is watching some streamer play video games in the living room TV.

Do you ever stop and smell the roses?: Sure, if I remember to.

Where do you download music from?: I listen to music on Spotify but never download cause it'd take up so much storage if I were to download all the albums I like.

How many channels do you have on your tv?: Don't really throw around the word 'channels' anymore, but as for apps we have subscriptions to and regularly use it'd be Netflix, YouTube, Disney+, Prime, Apple TV, and quite recently this local sports channel since it's the only one in the country that airs WWE live.

What are you most scared of?: Getting cancer or dementia. < This, but these circumstances happening to my family. I honestly don't think I'd care as much if it happened to me.

If you were given a chance to bring someone back to life, who would you choose?: No one. If it's their time, it's their time; and I don't want to fuck around with grief.

Do you talk to any of your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.

If so, which one?:

What is your mom doing right now?: I think she's on her phone just reliving our Miss Saigon experience last night haha. I'm glad she really enjoyed it! She watched the 2000 Manila tour – it was still Lea Salonga playing Kim - and I call out Lea cause she set such a high standard for Kim; and it made me worried that her Gen X self might end up simply comparing the 2024 show to what she watched 24 years ago.

I was happy and relieved it wasn't the case and she had so much fun. As for me my soft spot was hit all evening knowing that she originally watched with my dad, and now she got to watch the play with her three kids.

Are you currently listening to music?: I'm not.

What is the weather like right now?: I mean it's your typical weather in the Philippines in April. Approaching 40C, humid, uncomfortably and nearly painfully hot.

Do you like new music or older music?: I think it's a good mix.

Do you agree that abortion is wrong?: No.

If you could make a law, what would kind of law would you make?: I just wanted to get rid of e-bikes on highways but the government has already been on that so yay hahaha.

What was the last video game you played?: Mario Kart 8 on the Switch.

What is currently going on in the room you're in right now?: Apart from me taking this, noting.

Do you know where your best friend is?: I'm almost certain she is at home as it is still quite early.

Who was the last person to comment you on Facebook?: Angela, I think.

What is your display picture of on Facebook?: Me posing in front of the Impact Arena in Bangkok a few hours before Yoongi's concert.

Do you ever sit and think about the past?: Just occasionally.

If you could relive any moment in time: what would it be?: Let's go with a recent memory – Wrestlemania Sunday with 200 Cody-crazed fans watching the ref count to three.

Are you a talker or a listener?: Listener.

What is one food you will not eat?: Mango.

Do you eat anything now that you never used to eat?: Curry and wasabi.

Have you ever kissed the same sex?: Yes.

When does school start this year?: Haven't been in school since 2020.

What genre of music do you refuse to listen to?: Country. Which is why it's taking me forever to take on Cowboy Carter hahaha.

Do you ever shout for absolutely no reason?: I don't think so. If I scream it's always for a reason lol.

Have you stuck with your new years resolution?: I don't make em.

Do you need to lose any weight right now?: No. If anything I need to gain some. I was well under 100lbs at my last physical exam and the nurses also told me I had low blood pressure which had to do with my weight, so it might be healthiest to gain a few pounds.

What is something you want right now?: I wish I can just stay at home but alas I've been booked the last few days haha. Saturday - Work event Sunday morning - Wrestlemania Saturday Monday morning - Wrestlemania Sunday Tuesday - Miss Saigon Wednesday - Afternoon out with Bea and Kata Thursday & Friday - Work Saturday - Rest Sunday - Work event

Even then it's still kinda hard to be excited about Saturday because I know it's sandwiched between two busy days anyway.

Do you hate when you see teachers in stores?: I don't hate it but I also don't wish for it to happen.

What always puts a smile on your face?: My dogs.

Where can I find you on a Saturday night?: At home with a cup of coffee.

What is the best thing about Sundays?: The free time - for the most part, at least.

What is your music provider (itunes, windows media player): I just use Spotify.

How many songs do you have?: I don't download songs.

When was the last time you had a period?: Two weeks ago.

Why do you think the sky is blue?: Idk.

If you could change the sky to any color which would you choose?: I wouldn't change it. We get different colors already anyway.

Is there anything wrong with you right now?: I mean I'm running on 2 hours of sleep so I don't super particularly feel my best rn but I think I'll manage.

Do you hate when people stare at you?: It bothers me a little bit, yeah.

What always makes you angry, no matter what?: Toddlers throwing a tantrum.

[megbonney]

this year has felt way too fast because i realise for 80% of it i was getting mentally rotted by men. let's do a wrapped (of the ones i haven't forgotten).

EBF: first bf for like 2 years. i cut off my best friend under his influence. tried to convince me they were grooming me. tried to convince me i wasn't genderfluid. tried to get his therapist to therapise me. tried to get me to see a therapist. dropped out of school and had virtually no ambition. i had to pretend to be straight infront of his friends. accused me of cheating on him with one of said friends. i felt like he was cheating on me with my "friend" at the time. i had no one besides him. he was attached to me like a parasite and i hated it. dumped him. couldn't handle just staying friends. also killed my self image. went celibate after. oh and he went thru my dms bc that's totally normal. cancer man. 2. RICHIE RICH: was into him during "friends" stage with EBF. met on ow but never really played together. went to a private roman catholic school. led me on. sent me music recs but they were too indie for my teen angst at the time. "friend" made me let her follow him bc she's weird. he didn't see anything wrong with it despite my discomfort. got sick of it bc he was stringing me on and blocked me for being upset. also was confused as to why i wasn't able to go shopping every wknd and didn't understand why i wanted a job bc he was privileged and had an allowance. i tried to meet up but he folded. followed me back on insta 2 or so weeks ago. we haven't spoken. goofy 3. COWORKER: met at first shift. i called him pretty bc that's the only word to rlly describe him and he told other coworkers i tried to ask him out. shorter than me. played war thunder. was really sweet at first. suddenly had coworkers asking if i'd date him. realised he was running his mouth. we watched fury and bladerunner 2077 together. began going dry after i told him i was moving. started being a dickhead. started telling coworkers i was a lesbian. i tried to sort it out but he tried to gaslight me about it. i think he quit atp. good riddance 3. NARC: 23 or 21 yr old man idk. bastion main. had a gf i didn't know abt. treated me like a gf. had an entire fake life. claimed to be a "narcissist and compulsive liar." talked abt his ex the entire time. very degrading. i found his ig and he was actually ugly af. only good thing was that he wasn't codependent. ghosted him after he went dry on me when i got my period. msged his gf and it's been like a month or two without a response. he bought me nitro tho so that was sick. 4. FURRY: was friends with him at the same time as NARC. he also knew about COWORKER because it was roughly right as we met. wanted to be a musician and twitch streamer. 19. balding. had a mommy kink but tried to make me sub. gained feelings for me. i friendzoned him. then he tried to say he was in love a week later. he was parasite #2. friends with MANCHILD. double texted all the time. gooner. cut him off. tried to create tension between fig and i. into the weirdest shit i've ever seen. objectified me. genuinely liked oliver tree. also bought me nitro. 5. MANCHILD: turned 20 like last week. had a gf. never hung out with her. spent everyday hanging out with fig and i. was too stupid so him and fig argued often. tried to make me mediate. most stressful time of yr. i bought him 2 games and he lied to his gf about where he got them from. he also lied about why he got rdr2. backseat gamed everything. whiny. asked me how many fingers i could fit on vc at 2am. also asked me if i'd ever have a 4sum with fig . is now insisting i trapped him because i told people about what happened. 6. CURRENTLY: nothing! i probs forgot some things but a funny thing to note was that i know every guy on this lists' names and most info about them. it was also hard because i wanted to keep all of them approx the same length. happy 2023 ?

[rodechi]

2023 Checkpoint

It's been about 6 months since I did my 2022 Retrospective post, but I found myself feeling rather sentimental lately so I thought I would give a voice to these thoughts. Unfortunately, they're a little less organized than last time.

First and foremost, I would like to extend a hearty "thank you" to my fellow streamers and friends in The Nest. You all have encouraged me in so many ways, both within the context of streaming and also my life at large. Every single one of you is a dear friend to me. If 2022 was a Year of Discovery for me, you all have made 2023 a Year of Growth.

Of course, I can't speak of growth without mentioning Loki, who has not only been an amazing catalyst and supporter of my personal growth, but has undergone a great deal of her own. It's truly been fascinating to watch her along her journey -- processing traumas, learning her boundaries and how to express and enforce them in a productive and safe manner, and honestly just becoming her true self. I got first-hand experience of this when I travelled to live with her for a couple weeks near the beginning of this year. Attempting to live together was certainly not without its issues, and we ultimately decided for me to not move in. However, I am infinitely grateful that we attempted it, because I feel we both learned a lot about our needs and wants in the process.

Speaking of living together, I suppose the next person to mention would be my dearest Spowte. While I was visiting Loki at the end of January, Spowte began the Spowteathon, a streaming extravaganza that ultimately lasted almost 2 months across over 300 hours of content. It was absolutely wild. While I had occasionally watched his stream here and there, this was the first time I had actually really interacted with his content at large. Almost as a joke, I offered to help moderate for him on a temporary basis. He agreed, and I quickly found myself becoming a central pillar of his community, as other moderators began having overlapping stream schedules and other obligations. And in fact, by the time the subathon ended, he had even extended to me the privilege of being not just a moderator for his chat, but an Editor for his channel! And even though he did so not actually expecting me to actually perform any duties, I kinda took it upon myself to take it somewhat seriously.

In the last few days of February, I began actually talking to him outside of stream for the first time. We would hang out in Nest voice chat and just kinda talk about various things: the subathon, games we were playing, that sort of thing. I distinctly remember one night when he and I spent a few hours one night discussing retro games (and watching him play some!) and really hit it off -- we actually ended up both falling asleep in the call. It was the first time I had ever done so in a voice chat. But after that, we started talking more and more; we spent hours and hours every day on Discord just kinda going about our daily business independently, together. And before long, we began discussing me possibly visiting and pursing a relationship. And so, a couple weeks later, I made my decision -- I bought a ticket to fly over 2000 miles to be with him.

It's funny, really. I only expected it to be a two-week trip. I figured it was long enough for us to get a good idea of what it's like living with each other, but not so long that it would be unbearable if I got there and we didn't "click". But when I got there, I immediately felt this connection to him, this overwhelming comfort about being around this person who made me so happy. We ended up going on a few dates, and each one was better than the last. In addition, he had asked prior to my arrival if he could have some time to do streams as well, and I agreed immediately. After all, I didn't want him to sacrifice something he enjoyed. And so, I also got to experience the fun of seeing him stream in person. I knew it would be hilarious, but I wasn't sure just how important it would become to me. And for many of the viewers, the signature "Rodechi cackle" -- me laughing at his shenanigans from the bed beside his desk -- was born.

And so, as my two week excursion came to a close, I found myself wanting to stay longer. Especially since his birthday was coming up, I wanted to be there to celebrate with him. And so, I ended up cancelling my return flight, and stayed for about 2 months in total. Honestly, I would've stayed even longer, but I had business to attend to back in my hometown -- appointments to go to, bloodwork that needed doing. And I've missed being there ever since.

I cannot put into words how much I value and appreciate Spowte. I love him with all my heart, and I want us to live our best lives together. I've never been happier than when I was there with him -- waking up with him and cuddling, him cooking dinner for us, us watching King of the Hill together and unwinding before bed. Things haven't always been easy; rent is expensive and groceries can add up quite a bit. We also had drama within our families, resulting in more than a couple nights of us openly crying and struggling. But I've never once regretted my decision. And that's why when I am able to, I see myself moving back so we can continue the next step in our lives.

I've met so many wonderful people in his community these past few months. It's been such a whirlwind of appreciation, and every viewer -- every person -- has made me feel incredibly welcome, which is why I put forth as much effort as I can to make the streams I frequent a place that is just as welcoming to everyone who watches. I've enjoyed all the hours I've spent in chat, all the late nights, all the laughs, all the well-wishes, all the commiseration when things aren't going well. It honestly makes me want to cry tears of joy writing about this place that I value this much.

In addition, there's been so many amazing new people that I've met through streaming and The Nest. Previously, I gushed about Xythiel, Loki, and Cider… But since then I've grown to know so many people much more deeply. Cream, Ent, Ezra, Ica, Jame, Landie, Rook, Rrui, Same, Shadraw, Slayer, Storm, Trending… honestly, getting to know all of you has been a treasure, and I cannot wait to see where we go from here. You are my very best and dearest friends and I love each and every one of you.

The year started with me struggling to find agency in my life -- control over my own actions and the resulting consequences. As many of my friends can attest, my mother has been an overbearing presence in my life, even as an adult. For a long time, she overstepped my own personal boundaries, claiming that her own needs supersede my own. So for me, these past few months of travel, of expanding my horizons, of experiencing life beyond the walls of the only house I ever called home for 31 years… for me, these months have been invaluable. I've learned so much about life, about love, about myself. The world is sometimes scary. But knowing there's all these amazing people out there really gives me so much strength and comfort. And so I find myself hoping that the back half of 2023 is just as good, if not better.

[blockgamepirate]

SMP = Survival MultiPlayer (a Minecraft multiplayer server where the players play in survival mode (as opposed to creative mode or adventure mode))

SMPs don't always involve roleplay, sometimes people just hang out and play Minecraft together, but since Minecraft as a game kinda enables some level of storytelling and roleplay, it's not uncommon for them to develop roleplay elements even by accident (this was kinda what happened with Dream SMP, although not exactly since some players definitely did it on purpose)

In the case of QSMP it was always intended as light roleplay at the very least, although they left it up to the players how involved in the story and roleplaying they wanted to get.

It's similar to D&D in that there is a team of admins who kind of act as the "dungeon masters", but otherwise it isn't really, because it's a lot more freeform. The admins are mostly providing prompts and NPCs to interact with, and mysteries to solve and antagonists to fight, but mostly the story itself is character driven, based on the interactions between the players (and some core NPCs, particularly the egg children that they all adopted as their own kids)

Also because it's Minecraft, a lot of the time is spent on just hanging out and playing Minecraft; collecting resources, fighting mobs, building things, exploring, farming, etc. I think that aspect makes Minecraft a lot more immerive, because it really feels like the characters live in the world, but of course it also means that sometimes there's no story progression, sometimes there can be several streams in a row where nothing happens and the streamer is just working on a building project or exploring or doing whatever they would usually do when playing Minecraft.

Or just hanging out with their friends.

It can be a frustrating format if you're looking for something very plot-heavy, but I think that mix of basic gameplay AND roleplay makes of a unique experience that you wouldn't get in a normal TTRPG like D&D. Or many other forms of roleplaying games either. Because you really see the characters just living their normal lives a lot of the time and you end up caring about the same things they care about because you saw them build their home and you saw them find that pet.... and in the case of QSMP: you saw them taking care of their NPC egg child every day, playing with them, feeding them, teaching them things, etc.

So when those things are threatened, you care.

Anyway, if you like Jaiden, I definitely suggest watching her. There's a playlist on YouTube that comes up if you just search "Jaiden Animations QSMP VODs". They're great and her POV is one of the most emotional ones. Just.... be prepared. If you get invested in the story... oh boy. o7

Some of it is going to be very chaotic, especially the big events like the launch of the server, but I promise it's not all as loud as that lmao. Even on launch day it's mostly just the beginning and then it quiets down a lot after the initial madness.

If you do get interested in the other characters you can go check out their VODs as well, or some of the recaps that exist. But I think if you're already a fan of Jaiden then watching her POV directly makes sense. If you wanna get into the bigger story then watching a few recaps and then just jumping into the current streams works fine. There's no such thing as catching up: catching up on THE WHOLE STORY would be absolutely impossible, there's simply way too many characters and they all have their own storylines.

It's just good to remember that the POV you're watching might give you the wrong impression of other characters because your streamer doesn't see everything that's going on with the other people. Some characters come off very differently depending on whether you watch their POV or you only see them from other people's POVs. (A lot of misunderstandings happen because of this format, both between the players and within the fandom too, and the language barriers and cultural differences make it even worse sometimes. It's best not to jump to conclusions too fast and give people the benefit of the doubt.)

Okay sorry for the essay but I really do love this format and find it fascinating lmao

Even though it sometimes drives me nuts too.

TL;DR: if you're interested in watching it, find "Jaiden Animations QSMP VODs" on YouTube and just start from the beginning. You can skip some bits if you get bored, it's usually fine (although you never know when something might happen, especially with Cucurucho around...)

You know what, I am AMAZED at how popular Minecraft SMPs are. They get fanfics and fanart, AUs, and I'm just like, what the fuck even is an SMP?

Like, is it the Minecraft equivalent to D&D? How do people get so invested in it? WHERE DO YOU BEGIN?

Like, one my favourite YouTubers, Jaiden Animations, she didn't have much fanart here on Tumblr, but then comes QSMP, and suddenly her tag is flooded with fanart of QSMP, WHERE DO I BEGIN WATCHING THIS STUFF?!

[autisticlee]

the kind of people I want to be friends with are never available. they already have many friends so i'm not welcome or given a chance. they aren't looking for friends because they're the type of people that can make them easily and have too many or just enough. they're extroverted or an introvert who is good at talking. tneyre funny and nice and interesting and creative and etc. many times it's people that do work or things that gives them fans. like twitch streamers, youtubers, artists, photographers, video editors, voice actors, musicians, etc. (all things i'm interested in or have done for years, but haven't "made it") so they only see me as a fan, even if i'm not actually a fan of their work and just like them as a person and want to be friends or something. i'm kept at a distance or ignored and not seen as an actual person. just a name on their screen. it's so unfair.

the only people who give me attention and are attracted to me are people I don't necessarily want to associate because they always cause me problems. the pattern always repeats itself. people who want to use me, people who bully me, people who abandon me in the end. people who use me as a temporary friend because they just lost all their friends or broke up with a partner. people who need help but can't or don't get it from others or a professional so they use me to offload their problems on as a personal therapist, people who abuse my kindness and giving nature to take as much as they can, people who want to trauma bond. people who are bad at communicating and people who expect me to do all the work and get mad when I can't give them what they want. people who are antisocial or people who demand too much attention. people who are boring, don't know how to laugh, don't have relatable hobbies, and never want to do things i want to do and insit we only do what they want. people who take everything too seriously, aren't engaging or funny, aren't lighthearted and bright. people who are overly depressed and anxious or have other mental health problems that trigger my own or make mine worse. people who drain my social batter from a single 2 minute conversation. people who are flaky and unreliable. people who share nothing in common with me. people that can't meet my needs and refuse to respect my boundaries. etc etc etc.

the "right ones" don't need me and push me away. the "wrong ones" get attached to me and make me suffer because i wad always too quick to let anyone in who is vaguely nice to me and gives me a shred of attention

so many times I see someone online and I think "this person would get me. they're so relatable. we'd understand each other and get along so well! they're way of communicating with people is what I need from people! they're kind and considerate in ways I need. we share interests, we feel the same way about important things, we relate on many things, our personalities/humor/etc would match and fit together so well. theyd be fun and interesting to talk to, hang out with, and create with" but they just refuse to acknowledge me or let me in because they are unavailable or see me as the type of undesirable person i'm trying to avoid. or they're simply too popular and too out of reach and i'm useless and nothing special so cant stand out and get their attention.

dont know what to do! give up finding the "right" people because i'm not "right" in their eyes and just keep accepting the "wrong" ones or give up completely? not much choice 😭😭😭😭

[muzanswaifu]

The Perfect Date

Gamer!Tomioka x Fem!Reader

Happy Birthday Giyu!

10k Words

Sfw Warnings: Gamers in love, you meet at a Cafe, strangers to friends to lovers, cat loving, Shinobu is a wingman

Nsfw Warnings: Suggestive comments, sexual pining, sexual tension, seduction, cunnilingus, vaginal sex, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, creampie, cockwarming

Not many people got to befriend their idol streamer, but you supposed you were lucky. Even if you wanted to be so much more.

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“Hello everyone. I hope you are doing well.”

You downed another mouthful of your favorite candy as your eyes glued to the screen, watching the streamer sneak around the chilling virtual house, cautious for any lurking demons. His bravery and lack of fear were most admirable as you yourself still hadn’t managed to play any games nearly as scary without another party. You’d seen him play with others as well, but he’d mainly gone solo, showing not a hint of hesitation in a horrific situation. Amazing.

You’d been a huge fan of WaterPillar for quite some time now, stalking his online presence since he’d begun his channel as you found his serene personality and unironic sarcasm entertaining. You too played a lot of games but were hesitant to make a persona for it.

“I presume the demon is on the other side of the house by now, so I’m safe. Always keep track of any dangers, as well as your own progress if you’re aiming for efficiency,” he spoke. You snickered at his serious attitude.

You often wondered what he looked like because only his voice was heard, and he had never revealed his face. You bet he was attractive though. His voice was velvety smooth could make one shiver. He’d actually done an asmr stream before after much encouragement to do so by thirsty fans. You were ashamed to admit that you could only get through the first minute or so before it made your stomach flutter to the point of painfulness.

His vocals could melt dry ice, honestly.

You usually vented about such thoughts to Shinobu at the Butterfly Cafe. She’d watched him sometimes too, but it was mostly because she was pretty sure he was a serial killer.

“(Y/n) can’t you just watch porn like everybody else?” she pestered.

“Wa- can you stop making everything sexual?! I just like him alright!” You did think of him in such a light at times… but what sexually frustrated adult wouldn’t?!

“Then why don’t you contact him and see if he’s interested in hanging out?”

You scoffed and dropped the conversation. She just didn’t understand how these things worked. Didn’t she understand how lame that would make you? ‘Hey, I love your videos and you’re my hero, do you want to be best friends and play together?’ You cringed at the thought of voicing such a pathetic and childish request. She just didn’t understand.

You tried to forget about her words during your shift, with everything being too busy to have wandering thoughts. He was just someone to occupy a slow day, a hobby. If anything, he didn’t even exist in your world, being as untouchable as he was. It was best if it stay that way.

Your eyes were still hooked on the register screen as you called out, “Next!”

“Iced black coffee,” came a gentle but gravelly voice. You recognized it immediately and thought you were hearing things, being low on sleep and energy. You laggardly looked up, and your jaw fell open seeing the attractive man in front of you. Tall, dark, and handsome. His thick and fluffed sable hair was thrown into a messy ponytail that pooled down his back and framed his face cryptically. He dawned a casual attire that consisted of a pitch navy sweatshirt and dark gray jeans. The cuffs of the sleeves were bunched around muscular forearms that were lazily draping at his sides so his hands could stuff into his steep pockets. His vivid ocean eyes were so enrapturing that you’d completely forgotten just what the hell you were doing here.

He stood patiently waiting for you to make action, your jaw still hung open. You tried to spill out the words, only to spew utter nonsense.

“Y-y-y uuuuuh w-w-wa mmm-”

The man paid no mind to your babbling and must’ve thought you were trying to get a name for the order as he muttered, “Tomioka,” in the the most rich voice you’d ever heard and the one you’d been memorizing for years.

He pulled a hand from his pocket to give you his card, which you took with an empty mind, relying on pure muscle memory to complete his order. The brunette had to reach over the counter to take it back from you and took his own receipt from the printer, walking off to find a seat.

You shook off the trance and did your best to speed through the rest of the rush-hour orders, getting many of them wrong and having to restart, but you didn’t care. The moment they were done, you called in your break and ran to Kocho.

“He’s here!” you urged.

“Who?”

“Him! WaterPillar!” You frantically pointed at him, and she peered over and made a face.

“Dear, that guy is far too clean to play video games all day.” You threw your hands up.

“I swear! You should’ve heard his voice, it’s definitely him.”

She glanced around, presumably checking to see if her sister, the manager was nearby. Seeing that the coast was clear, she moved in. You ducked behind a booth to listen in on the conversation.

“Excuse me sir, is there anything I can get for you while you wait?”

He didn’t even look up from his phone. “No, thank you.”

“Oh, alright. And what was the name for the order again?”

‘Tomioka.”

“And what did you order?”

“Black coffee.”

“Oh, how funny! You didn’t even want anything added to the brew?”

“No.”

You groaned. He didn’t look up from his screen not once, and his answers were curt at best. You could see Shinobu’s eye twitching as her patience dwindled. She wasn’t going to hold out much longer.

“Would you happen to know anyone by the name of Wa-” You hastily swept over and slapped a hand over her mouth. Finally, he looked up at his visitors and you flashed your customer service smile.

“Shinobu, ha, don’t you think you should leave him be?” You forced through your grinning teeth. You let go of her and she smiled calmly and twitched. “I think I should leave him in the middle of a busy street to be quite honest with you!”

“HA HA HA,” you forcibly laughed and took the feral woman’s hand to pull her away. You bowed your head quickly to the man. “Your order will be out right away, sir. A-a-and I’ll make sure you get some complimentary castellas with it for being so patient!”

He looked back down to his phone. “Mhmm,” he nodded and started typing something. You dragged her into the kitchen and tried not to crucify her.

“What is wrong with you?! You can’t just harass someone for not talking to you.” She crossed her arms and turned away like an angry child. “What kind of freak can’t even engage in a simple conversation? Oh, and I think you’re right by the way. There is only one person in this world who’s that boring.”

You dropped your head back and sighed. At least you were right about that.

“Oh god, what do I do? I can’t just tell him I know, what if he gets upset? He’s suuuuuuper secretive about his personal life,” you cried.

She grabbed you by the shoulders and looked you dead in the eye. “(Y/n) relax. This is what you will do. You will talk to him. Get know him. Befriend him.” You calmed a bit and felt the confidence and reassurance build in your chest. “Then you will seduce him. Make him obsessed with you and break his heart. Maybe his neck as well, but I dare say that’s up to you.” You clicked your tongue and scowled at her. You supposed that what you got for believing she’d wished him anything but suffering.

“I don’t care about dating him Shino!” you put your hands together, lost in a wishful plead, “I just wanna be friends and get boba and play videogames together until we both die of natural causes!” Okay, that was asking a lot of someone who was completely out of your league, but you had dreams damnit! Who wouldn’t want to hangout with their idol?

She frowned at you. “(Y/n) you are one of my greatest friends, so I must tell you that you are being a complete pick-me right now.”

“Shinobu, you are also one of my greatest friends, so I must tell you that I would literally set myself on fire if that’s what it took.” She was less that pleased with this response.

You couldn’t take your eyes off of him for the rest of the wait, which was taking all of but ten agonizing minutes for some reason. Hopefully Shinobu wasn’t trying to sneak back there and poison his brew. You mindless watched him tap at his screen, wondering what he was doing. Was he playing games? Was he texting people? Was he managing his profile? Your head was filled with the endless possibilities, all of which made you more and more anxious to impede on his presence. It was now or never. The moment an order was placed on the counter, you snatched it before Aoi could see to serve it and threw the sweets in a goodie bag. You forced yourself to march over there, setting them in front of him and standing there to wait for acknowledgement.

“Thank you,” he mumbled and took a sip. A bead of sweat ran down your forehead as you saw his throat bob. You licked your dry lips and glanced down just in time to catch a glimpse of his screen. Your mouth spoke before your mind could think to stop it.

“You still play Space Impostor?” He looked up immediately this time. “I haven’t seen you play that in a while… I can’t believe you still have it - I mean there was an update but…” You trailed off as you saw his features fall into an ‘are you kidding me?’ expression that you could almost barely make out with how serene he was. Your stomach dropped as your words fully dawned on you.

“A-and when I say you, I-I really mean everyone, ha - or no one… because no one plays that game… or well, actually some people do I guess…” You folded your hands politely in front of you and rocked in place, not quite sure how you were going to recover from this. You’d spoken to him for less that one second and you already revealed that you knew who he was, figures. You cowered and looked down, still making out his blank but disappointed expression in the corner of your eye.

Tomioka sighed and reached into his back pocket, and you gathered your words ready to apologize for your awkward existence. It was amazing how years in the service industry had barely allowed you any growth in social skills.

“Here.” He held out what you could distinguish as a thick roll of yen, probably enough for several months of rent. You tilted your head, confused as to why he was paying you for making him uncomfortable. He nodded to it. “To keep quiet.” Oh. Hush money. Hush money?!

You urgently shook your head and hands at him. “Nononononono, I wasn’t threatening you or anything!!! I promise!” You cried and his face fell into that of confusion, and maybe a tad bit of surprise. You could’ve been wrong though. It was nearly impossible to read this guy.

You calmed and shrunk, eyes low and glazed. “I’m sorry. I-I shouldn’t’ve said anything… I won’t tell anyone, really.” You wished you hadn’t recognized him at all and saved you both the awkwardness of this interaction, to be honest. He shrugged and tucked the money back into his pocket. Regardless of the frog lodged in your throat, you still recognized that you should take advantage of the opportunity in front of you.

“B-but I was wondering… if you knew anything about the new Silent Woods? You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want -”

“Yeah, it should be coming out soon. Maybe a couple months or so.” His response was brisk and to the point, your breath stalling and eyes blinking rapidly. You took his prompt reply as a hint of his growing annoyance and assumed he wished to wrap this up.

“O-oh, uhm, okay… t-thanks.” You whistled, the air still tense as you hummed. “I’m just gonna… go.” You turned, ready to book it to the kitchen, curl up into ball, and die. Maybe Kanae would have some mercy on you and let you go home a couple minutes early.

“Wait-” he stopped you with a faint call. You almost hadn’t heard with how soft spoken he was.

He held out the drink. “Uh, this isn’t mine…” You squinted at the crème color and hints of caramel that swirled in the liquid, then glanced back at the pickup counter to see his sugarless coffee collecting condensation in the morning sun. Your lungs made a little squeak as your heart shattered. Of course you would mess up everything possible at such a vital moment. “You know what? My shift just ended s-so I’ll get Shinobu to-”

“Please don’t.” He frowned and looked over to the cut out window that peeked into the kitchen where the woman could be seen blending coffee beans and peering in his direction with evil intent. You groaned. “Alright, one moment.”

You nervously waited for another brew to finish and brought it to him with a drag in your step, wanting to just go home so you could cry into your pillow and play some Crossing Animals. You didn’t think you would ever be able to watch his stream again, not with how terribly this whole fiasco had gone.

You set it down in front of him wordlessly, not bothering to look up from your submissive stance and revolving to make for the door again. Kanae would forgive you.

“You’re leaving?” He asked lowly, an emotion edging in his voice that you weren’t sure of. His reactions were one big mystery that required a degree of patience with which you had not attained. Nor did you want to attempt navigation of it at this point. You turned back to him, eyebrows knitted in confusion.

“Yes?” You didn’t understand his interest in the matter. Did he need something?

“Oh,” he grunted. “I thought you said your shift was done.”

“It is… that’s why I’m leaving…”

He blinked. “Okay.” and took a long drawl of his coffee, eyes looking off to the side, like he was expecting something else to happen.

You didn’t know if he was intentionally messing with you and keeping you on edge, but based on his previous interactions with others that you’d seen on his channel, he wasn’t. “D-did you want me to stay?” He would have no reason to.

He gave a blank expression and cleared his throat. If he’d had a watch on, you were sure he would’ve checked it. “Do what you want.”

Okay, so you could kind of get why he annoyed Shinobu so much, but also it was kinda cute how mellowed out he was. He was like a chill cat that pretended to be disinterested when you were giving it attention but sulked when it wasn’t receiving any. You’d also had the feeling that he was just as shy as yourself with these exchanges.

You cautiously pulled out the chair across from him, watching for any sign of discomfort or offense taken on his side. You saw none and took a seat.

“So…,” you started, “what brings you here?” Hopefully he didn’t pick up on the shakiness in your voice. Tomioka shook his cup at you, ice clinking together like shards of glass. “Coffee.”

You blushed and turned away, a part of you purring at his humor that you were so fond of. “I know that! I’ve just never see you here before. Are you visiting or…” Pleasesayit’spermanentpleasesayit’spermanent-

The brunette shook his head and put his device in his pocket, giving you his full attention. You almost chuckled because if he’d done that with Shinobu in the first place, may she wouldn’t want him dead. “No, just moved here. My other address got leaked so I had to leave.”

You hid your joy under a sympathetic apology. 198-1143 Natagumo, Tokyo. You remembered it immediately, your past curiosity having gotten the best of you when others had bragged online about knowing the information. But you didn’t think he’d move entirely! Just amp up his security or something. You felt terrible for playing a small, but dishonorable part in his relocation then, even if it was benefitting you at present.

“It’s fine. That’s what I get for not being careful, I suppose.” The hairs on the back of your neck stood at his implication that you would dare rat him out.

“I won’t tell anyone! I swear! Here - lemme just…” You dug around in your apron pocket for a pen and paper and slapped them on the table to start scribbling. You handed him the slip when you were done.

“Here.” He took it and looked at it. “This is my address, name, and contact information. So if yours ever gets leaked again and it was my fault, you can press charges.” You really hoped it wouldn’t come to that, however. You could vouch for your own secrecy, but the silence of others was something else entirely. He raised his eyebrows and nodded, “Thanks.”

You nodded along with him and assured, “I really won’t tell anyone though!… Except Shinobu, but, like, she already knows.”

“…That doesn’t make me feel safer.”

You groaned. “I’ll make sure she doesn’t murder you, if that’s what you mean. Or I’ll at least make sure she doesn’t get away with it.” He cracked a little smile, lips curling upwards delicately, and you found you wanted to make him smile more.

“So how long have you a fan?” he probed, his smirk not yet disappearing. The question might as well have doomed you both, as you couldn’t’ve hoped to stop the dam of words that spewed from your mouth. You told him everything - from how you religiously watched every video from the start of his channel to buying a shameful amount of his merch. Okay, saying it out loud - you were a little obsessed and arguably insane.

“-and that’s why I asked if you knew anything about the new Silent Woods, because I don’t know - you just make it not so scary and you actually play the game right and… oh my god,” you tucked your face into your hands, heart pounding in mortification, “I’m sorry, I probably sound crazy right now.” God, he was probably fearing more for his life than his security right now, sounding as deranged as you did.

He hummed and gave a little scoff. “Hmmm, kind of. But I’ve seen far worse, so I wouldn’t worry about it.” You looked up to see his undisturbed expression and relaxed a bit. At least he wasn’t worried you’d stalk him.

“Thanks for listening… and trusting that I won’t follow you home and murder you.” He chuckled. “You don’t seem like the type to overstep… at least not in that aspect.” You laughed softly and turned to check the clock. Jesus, had it really been that long? What had felt like a mere few minutes had in actuality been several hours, his beverage long gone and collecting dust. As much as you wanted to stay and hang off every word he spoke, you still needed to get home and feed your cat. And yourself.

“Sheesh, I have to get going. It’s been amazing talking to you though!” You got up, paws clutching at the strap of your purse hanging off your shoulder. “I can’t tell you how happy I am to meet you, and I hope this didn’t, uhm, interfere with you staying here… sorry again.”

He got up after you and stuck his hand out. “No need to apologize. I should be more careful in the future. You smiled and shook his hand, warm and much larger than your own. You couldn’t help the red that dusted your cheeks.

He gave you one final wave as you parted for your cars, his, you noticed, being some common brand of Toyota. You would’ve been surprised if you didn’t know how reserved he was. He was all you thought about as you laid down for the night, tossing and turning in your bed. His voice, His eyes. The way his throat would bob as he took a drink. You felt like you were in high school all over again, butterflies fluttering in your stomach over a crush. But this couldn’t have been a crush. You just truly admired him and all he was.

You jumped when your phone pinged and looked over to see the message that popped up on your screen.

Unknown Number: Hello. Is this (y/n)?

You: Yes?

Unknown Number: Ok good. It’s Giyu

You: Giyu?

Unknown Number: Tomioka

                                 WaterPillar

You slapped you head and wondered how on earth he’d gotten your number. Until you remember that slip you’d given him with your contact information should he need it. Did you mess up already?​

You: OMG sorry haha, I forgot to ask for your first name

         Is there something wrong?

Giyu: No. just making sure this is your number. I would like to talk some more if that’s okay with you.

You: Of course! I’d love to🤩

Giyu: Great. Good night

You: Good night!

A giddy squeal echoed through your room as you thrashed in bed. Was this really happening? With the WaterPillar? God, if felt like you were dreaming, and if so, you never wanted to wake up. You fell asleep with a smile plastered on your face.

He continued coming in for coffee the next few months, getting the same thing every single time. Iced black coffee. He told you it was because he enjoyed the bitter taste and didn’t like the burning flavor of hot things. When you’d asked if there was anything that was sweet or hot that he actually liked, and he’d said there was but refused to elaborate. You thought he was making some kind of joke, but you weren’t sure.

He’d come in at the tail end of your shift so you two could sit together and talk. You’d confided in him with many things. You loved video games. You worked at the café part time and made most of your money through online tutoring. You lived in a small apartment in the cheap part of town. You owned an orange tabby cat named Sabito. And you also sheepishly gave him the details of your “perfect date” which Shinobu and others had told you was lame as hell and for geeks, but he told you it sounded cool.

He confided in you as well. He also loved video games, despite being forced to do so for a living. When he would tire of it, he’d play one he’d really enjoyed, such as Space Impostor. He lived over in the wealthy part of the city in a penthouse, obviously, and had ventured out here for breakfast because he’d been recommended the place and liked the travel. Animals despised him.

You assured him that your Sabito wouldn’t hate him, and that was the first he went to your house. You actually weren’t quite sure if the tabby would like him or not, as the little guy was pretty serious and not very affectionate, even to you. But by some miracle, they took kindly to each other right off the bat. Sabito was baffled that the brunette wasn’t fawning over him like your other visitors and promptly made it his mission to be noticed by crawling all over him and making a nest of his shoulder. You laughed yourself to tears, and Giyu even cracked a smile himself. After that, you played Oiram Kart until 3 in the morning and let him sleep on your couch.

It was crazy. You hadn’t expected your wish to come true. Giyu was so fun and awesome. He made you have a good time while feeling mature and at peace, which was perfect for your terrible nerves. Unlike the other men you’d talked to, he wasn’t avid about getting his every word in. He was calm and collected, and he enjoyed listening and wanted to hear what you had to say. He said you were funny and liked the energetic way you spoke about things. That observation plagued your mind for several nights. He did that a lot - randomly telling you things he liked about you. Because he liked you. And you liked him. You really liked him.

It didn’t make sense - you’d gotten what you wanted, you were friends and you did some much together. Why wasn’t that enough for you? Why did you want more?

It didn’t help the little comments he would make that nearly convinced you that he returned your affections. He’d say things like ‘I like your smile when you win’ or ‘Your eyes light up when you eat something you really like.’ It felt so intimate for him to draw attention to such little things and notice them, like he was studying you. but you knew he had a tough time reading social cues, so he was probably just being friendly. There was no way he felt the same.

Shinobu again proved to be unhelpful.

“Give him your panties, then maybe he’ll get the hint - probably not though.” You rolled your eyes and scowled at her.

“I thought you hated him. Why the change of heart?”

She looked off in thought. “I’ve always wanted you to sleep with him, but I would also appreciate if you murdered him while you were at it. Like a grasshopper or black widow.” Classic Kocho mentality.

You should be grateful you were friends, you told yourself. Sure, you’d hung out with him for a majority of your days now and he’d even entrusted you with code to get into his house whenever you wanted to ‘drop by and steal stuff’. But that was classic friend stuff! He also let you see his videos early and in person to get your opinion.

Giyu: Did you see my most recent video?

You: yep it was aewsome 😝⭐ u should play that more often, i can tell u like it

Giyu: It wasn’t too long or boring then?

You: not at all 

         I thought u didnt care ab wat the viewers thought 🤨

Giyu: That was before I knew you were watching.

You slapped the screen onto your face. Why must this man torture you by saying stuff like that? You tried to cry to Shino about it yet again but her patience had already expired.

“Whiny little cowards don’t get to sing me their woes. If you don’t try, you don’t get to cry.”

“What do you mean? What do I do then?”

“Seduce him! Corner him in his house naked or wear something sexy. Maybe if his dick does the talking, you won’t have to.”

“I don’t know if I’m ready for all that yet! I just thought we’d go on a date or something…”

“Ha! and let yourself get even more nervous? No, get this out of the way now, and then you’ll have nothing to stress about in the future since you’ve already seen what his penis looks like.”

Okay, that was a good point. You’d been worrying about that since it’d been a common joke amongst his friends on streams that he was secretly well hung. He never confirmed nor denied the claim and ignored their comments. Even when Shinobu would taunt him about his manhood, he’d always roll his eyes and refuse to acknowledge her. You may have been lacking in the sexual experience department, but you knew enough to gather that his had to have been impressive with his maturity. That and you’d catch occasional glimpses of the bulge in his pants. You were still trying to forget the time you were caught staring, and he’d joked that ‘my eyes are up here.’

You’d seen him giving you a look as well on occasion, but chalked it up to a common occurrence among curious adults. If you’d wear a low cut shirt, his eyes would flicker down on occasion to draw along your cleavage as you spoke. If your pants were tight to your curves, he’d stare longer at your backside as you walked away. You were embarrassed of the fact that you’d enjoyed the attention to your sexuality even if you had no clue as to if he saw you in that light.

But Shinobu was right, you had to try. Nothing crazy - just something to see if he felt the same. So you busted out the big guns. Your perfect date. A gaming date. Gone by Sunbreak. Nighttime. Sexy ice-cream. Royal blue lacy lingerie set with a cropped tank top and booty shorts. Messy hair in a loose bun. The perfect sexy setup for two nerds.

Your palms were sweating like crazy as you rode up in the elevator. You hoped he wouldn’t think you were rude for not ringing in first, but what did he give you that code for if you didn’t use it? Oh god, but what if he wasn’t even ready yet? What if he was cleaning up or showering or something and you invaded his privacy? What if-

The elevator dinged and opened to his flat, clean as it usually was but dark and intimate. He’d usually kept the lights on, but instead the house was drowned in dusk. You gulped.

He must’ve heard you arrive as he walked out leisurely from the kitchen, wearing what you feared he would when you told him to wear pjs. Gray sweatpants. Damn that man, beating you at your own game. It didn’t matter though, you weren’t going to say shit. It was him who was going to make the first move! Even if you wanted to pounce on him like a cougar and eat him up in that moment.

“H-hi!” you managed to croak after a few long seconds of ogling.

“Hi,” he replied softly. You noticed his moment of pause as his eyes swept over your scanty appearance, settling on the curve of your hip where your thong was showing before drawing back up to your eyes, Your eyes which had fallen back down his heavenly appearance of a tight shirt that clung to his built torso and brought out the muscles of his forearms deliciously where the sleeves were bunched up. You couldn’t tear your gaze away from where you saw his manhood hang heavy in fabric, the thick bulge draping down his left pant leg.

“…Are you going to come in?” You shook your head from your trance and held up your plastic bag.

“I-I brought ice-cream!” It would be a miracle if you didn’t cave first.

You took a deep breath as you set the bag down on the floor by his bed, Giyu at the T.V. setting things up. “I have a stream scheduled from 8 to 10 but other than that we’re fine. You said Gone by Daybreak, correct?” You weakly nodded. Three hours should be more than enough. “Y-yeah.”

He sat next to you, a mere foot and half, and you felt the warmth radiate off of him. His cologne smelled a thick musk of sage and moss that made your head feel intoxicated. The man must’ve seen you swaying as he gave you a concerned look.

“Are you alright? You seem nervous.”

You hastily cleared your throat and sat up straight, hoping your plump bosom and revealing panty laces made him just as pent-up as he made you. “Yep, just really excited. For this game,” you responded. He gave a low hum and your lady bits begged for him to do it again.

You really did love playing scary games with him.

You’d freak out and run around the map in an attempt to escape while he’d hold in his laughter and try to get you to calm down and follow him. It was the perfect system. But this time, you followed right at his tail, fixing the generators one after the other, Tomioka giving you a troubled look but continuing on. You both finished this match rather quickly and boringly, and waited for another to start up. You let out a wistful sigh. This would be harder than you’d thought, apparently. Did you not dress slutty enough?

“You sure you’re okay?”

“Never better,” you chirped with fake pep. You had, in fact, been better. You let out another sigh, fiddling with your controller in your lap. Your eyes pick up a hint of moment at your side, and you peer over to see him shifting his position on the floor, releasing his legs from their entanglement to bend at the knee and spreading out. You were met with an eyeful of his thickness again, protruding from the fabric and coiling in his lap like a snake. You didn’t take him for a manspreader, being as kept as he was. Not that you were complaining…

Another match started and stole your attention from his package, but you vowed to see it again someday. As you played on and began to notice his careless gaming strategy, you began to wonder if he, too, would rather be doing other things. His position was laid back and lazy, lap open for your wandering eye and distracting you from the killer that was chasing you. You cursed when you died and threw him a frustrated look for letting you perish. He didn’t even meet your eye as he too was killed. Yeah, he was definitely not interested in doing this either. He tutted and dropped a hand from his controller to his lap, readjusting his bulge, and your breath stilled.

It was his own body, his own clothing that was causing discomfort in his parts that made him fix them for betterment. So why did you feel a twinge of jealousy and irritation at such an action? Why did you deem the touch unfair when your own hands were met with the cold plastic of the controller rather than the burning heat of his flesh?

Your teeth clenched, and you decided to meet his own selfish act with your own. You rose from your crossed legs, turning them to sit under your backside and rolling your shoulders to straighten. The flesh of your ass curved nicely against your calves, and your rack sat heavy on your chest. The position made you look like you praying your heart out. That, or getting a facial. You’d take either at this point.

The beating of your heart thrummed in your ears as you felt Giyu look over, eyes stalling. His brows furrowed as he gazed over you, drinking in your little stunt. Yes, it was straining to be sitting as such, but anything was worth getting him to look at you.

You hardly paid attention to the next round, more focused on the subtle shift of his body. First, it seemed like he was adjusting his clothing again, then possibly stretching, then, as his leg hit your own, you started to reevaluate. You bit your lip and blushed. Was your plan really working? Did he want you now after witnessing how much you put out for him?

You flinched as his skin touched yours, hot and gentle, but gradually eased into it, letting them press together. Just the slight interaction alone made your heart soar.

But he said nothing, made no further move other than the occasion bump of your legs together, rubbing against one another gently and settling in the closeness. The rest of your body felt cold in comparison.

Alright, method two: icecream. Your held in your shaky breath as you fumbled with the wrapper and pulled out the your next weapon of choice, coconut flavored and creamy white. You gingerly suckled on it, making little wet mouth noises as you went and making a show of using your tongue. You didn’t feel all that embarassed about this part yet, it was just a sucker after all. You would have eaten it like that regardless, the only difference being you currently taking it slow, letting him take his time to turn to you and see your actions.

He gawked at you for a long time, mouth opening and closing and prompting you to pluck the thing from your mouth with a wet pop.

“You died,” you pointed out, nodding to the screen. He glanced back to it and bit his lip with a smirk. Your heart was racing, excited and dreading this little game you were playing that wasn’t displayed on the monitor. Nothing he did would get you to come onto him, nothing. He was going to have to do it or you were walking home high and dry.

Giyu poked the inside of cheek with his tongue, as if deciding on something but seemed to give the game his attention regardless.

“It’s kind of hot in here, you mind if I take my shirt off?”

You froze at the sensuality in his voice and failed to ponder the question. He grinned.

“Only if you’re comfortable with it, of course,” he added, a condescending tone.

Your mouth felt dry as you nibbled up the last of the popsicle, and you weakly nodded. “S-sure, ’s your house.” Okay, okay, okay, this was really happening. Stay calm, he was just trying to get a rise out of you.

He took his time dragging the bottom hem over his head and tugging the clothing his rippled arms, revealing a body that you wouldn’t have expected someone of his field to have. Toned abs, thick biceps, and a chiseled chest. He had to go to the gym or something. And right down the center of his stomach, under his naval and peeking over his sweatpants, was a dark trim of hair. You understood why they called it a happy-trails now, as you fought not to squeal your excitement out loud. It should’ve been illegal to look that hot.

Your eyes scoped over his lean muscle, entranced with their movement as different parts strained with his playing.

“Hey,” he interrupted, “you died.” He had what could only be described as an arrogant smirk plastered on his face, mischievous and leering. Waiting for you to break down and beg for him.

“I have to go to the bathroom!” You all but shouted and rose abruptly. His mouth hung open with surprise and he stared in disbelief as you booked it to the restroom. You needed to reevaluate your plan.

The room smelt cleaner in here, not fuming with the fragrance of sexual tension. You could finally breathe. You had no clue how to counter his attack with more force, feeling pressured and helpless. There had to be something that would break his strange vow of abstinence at the momement. You pulled out your phone with intent for another opinion.

You: okay so im at his place and blah blah blah stuff happened and now we’re at a stand-still and he wont say anything but he took his shirt off so what do i do??? I am NOT leading

Mitsuri: OMG 😍 THATS SO CUTE 💕💕💕

              Uuuuuuuuuhm mmmmm hmmmm idk🤷‍♀️ , maybe do the same

Shinobu: Oooo I agree :)

                 Take the girls out

Mitsuri: YEAH😝

             Take the girls out

Shinobu: Take the girls out

Mitsuri: Take the girls out

Shinobu: Take the girls out

You rolled your eyes and put your phone away, jumping in place to hype yourself up. Okay, you were doing this. He did it first, so you doing the same would be no different, right? Oh god, but then he would see practically all of your tits with the thin lace material… oh fuck it.

You tore the tank of your torso, completely revealing your deep blue lingerie bikini top that you’d picked out specifically for him. You took one final deep breath and braced yourself as you opened the door.

He glance back lazily, then did a quick double take when he saw what you were wearing, or, more specifically, what you weren’t wearing. You nearly whimpered under his perverse gaze and swiftly defended yourself, praying he didn’t see the redness of your face under the blue lighting of the room.

“Y-you were right, it is kinda… hot in here… must be that summer weather… haha.” It was autumn.

You cowered at the look on his face, thinking that this may be the first you’ve seen him look that angry and frustrated. Like you’d stepped out of line. A heartbroken apology was at the tip of your tongue when he rose up and went to the console to shut it off, shrouding the room in the glow of the LED lights. He sighed agitated and turned to face you completely. Your teary eyes drifted down to his obvious issue and flew open. The pitched tent in his pants looked massive, being forced down only by the strong material the clothing. It looked painful, you realized with a wince and kind of felt bad. But your tummy did backflips and your silly confidence skyrocketed knowing you’d gotten him that turned on. You turned away and whistled, trying to play it cool.

“So… you wanna play crash brothers?”

You aw his teeth clench and he shook his head. “I can’t believe you.”

You showed a look of genuine confusion and Giyu dragged his hands over his face until they settled partially folded over his mouth.

“Listen,” he said calmly, but there was annoyance in his voice, “you and I both have better things we could be doing right now, so I’m going to set a few things straight.” He let his hands drop to his sides and sighed, abs tensing.

“The first is that I’m not stupid. I can take a hint.” He hissed and walked over to the lightswitch.

“The second is that I remember everything you tell me, and one of those things is that this is the exact setup for your ‘perfect date’.“ He turned the lights down to a dim shade, a deep azure that made his eyes look rich and predatory.

“The third is that you want me.” You gasped as he ambled over to you, drawing dangerously close to your vulnerable form.

“The fourth is that we have an hour left thanks to your stupid little game.” He confirmed with a glimpse over his shoulder and took your quavering hand into his and set his other on your waist.

“And the fifth is that I want you.” He brought your hand up to his lips, kissing your fingertips and looking deep into your (e/c) eyes. You made little noise that sounded like both a whimper and a moan in your throat. He smiled against your digits.

“You understand?” You swallowed your excess saliva and rapidly nodded your head, your blush increasing tenfold. He stepped away from you, and your flesh mourned the loss of his. “Take your shorts off if you understand.” You bit your lip and did as you were told, tugging them down your lush thighs to pool at your ankles so you could coyly step out of them. You were reduced down to your bare panties now, frilled and revealing. His eyes lingered on the ample pooling of your chest and the creaminess of your thighs, licking his lips. The color did look quite appetizing on you.

“I had actually assumed you’d wanted a regular date when you set this up. Until I saw you were wearing…,” he leaned into your neck, breath hot and whispering, “this.” You shivered and whined, rubbing against his erection that was poking at the sensitive part of your stomach.

“D-do you like it?” you cried in a cracked voice. You felt his lips pressed against a pregnable patch of your throat.

“Love it,” he corrected. Your cheeks hurt from smiling so hard and you nearly giggled like a little girl.

“I’d like to see you without it, though,” he growled as he plucked at the strap of your bra to fall down your arm. Giyu pulled back and smiled fondly at you, finally leaning into your face to love on you, your skin tingling and eyes shutting as he captured your plush lips into his. His mouth was mellow and cozy, mashing against your own perfectly and fitting like that of a puzzle piece. His tongue didn’t need to ask for entrance as your own eagerly met him in the middle and gave it attention. You’d waited this long, and you were long past taking it slow.

His hands make quick work of your top, unclipping the back and draping it off your arms. You moaned into his mouth as your breasts smushed against his hot chest and your knees felt weak. He swiftly supported your weight with his strong arms wrapping around your midriff and keeping you merged to him. You could feel his thew against your flesh and it made you feel safe.

He drifted down to your underwear and your lips parted with a wet smack, a thread of moisture tied between your tongues and breaking down your chin. He dropped down to press more kisses from your cheek all the way to your neck, his tongue then joining the embrace to suck and mark your flesh. You mewled his name at the sensation of his lips drawing at your skin and grasped a handful of his ponytail.

“You should’ve done this sooner. We could’ve been together ages ago,” he grunted lowly and dropped the last of your clothing to the floor. You tucked his hair back and wrapped your arms around his shoulders for purchase as he suckled at you breasts. “I-I wasn’t sure if you felt the same… I didn’t know if you even wanted me…. like that.”

He looked up at you with a predacious glare. “I’ve wanted you since the moment I met you. You’re perfect.” You flushed and turned away. He chuckled. “I didn’t know you’d be this quick though. If it’d taken longer for you to want me, I would’ve waited.” He wrapped his hands under your ass and lifted you up, your legs naturally coiling around his waist for purchase. You took advantage of it and forced your lips onto his. You whispered into his mouth. “I’ve always wanted you.” He softened. “Then let’s not wait any longer.”

Giyu carried you over to the bed, setting you down gently and standing at the edge, letting his erection sit on your mound. He towered over you like a ravenous beast and you squirmed. He took one of your breasts into his palm and fondled it while his other roamed your body, squeezing at your plump flesh. He paid extra attention to the curve of your waist, the swell of your hips, and the little pudge in your belly where your womb lie. You bit your thumb and whimpered.

“You have protection?” he asked offhandedly, like it wouldn’t matter either way.

“Y-yeah,” you responded, “I’m on birth control.” His eyes hooded over and he pet your thigh. “Of course you are,” he purred. You didn’t think he’d ever let you live down planning his seduction like this.

Both calloused hands dripped down your figure, settling on your hips to lift and squeeze. He gave you a lustful gaze before falling to his knees, his face dangerously close to your sex. You tried to close your legs but he pried them back open before you could succeed.

“Giyu… I don’t know if we’ll have time for… that,” you murmured as if someone would hear you. He glanced over his shoulder again to the time displayed on his flat screen. “We have forty-seven more minutes. I can get you off with my mouth in six.” A wave of arousal coursed through you at his confidence.

Giyu turned his head to nibble on your inner thighs, leaving little red mark in his wake and inching closer and closer to your leaking core. A needy sigh left your lips as his cheek brushed against your labia, then again as he turned to the other leg. Of course this would be the moment he wouldn’t be straight forward with you. Your back arched off the mattress with his teasing.

“Giyu~,” you whined with desperation laced in your high voice. He rewarded your call with a kiss to your dewy center, his tongue peeking out to swipe along your slit. You cried out and trembled, thighs quaking. He did it again, this time swirling his appendage around your aching bundle of nerves and capturing it between his lips. He growled into your pussy and the vibration sent echoes through your body like an earthquake.

“This - you - are the only sweet thing I knew I’d actually enjoy,” he breathed out between licks. You gave a small cry and he gave his head a shake, tongue lavishing your folds and dipping eagerly into your walls for more honey. He would alternate between the two, sucking and nibbling at your clit or slurping up your entrance. It felt so good. Amazing. Your fingers pulled at and made a mess of his dark hair, wanting him to eat you out until nothing was left. Thick thighs wrapped around his head and clit nursed into his unwavering mouth, you came with a broken sob, body unprepared for such an extent of pleasure. He ate you through it, groaning at the sudden spurt of your juices into his mouth. As you came down, he rose from his meal and licked up what he could from the glaze around his mouth. You tittered and moaned softly at his sloppy appearance. Your focus dizzily shifted over to the clock and you scoffed and raised a shaky hand to press against his lips.

“That was eight minutes,” you teased. He sneered and grabbed your wrist, kissing your digits.

“Sorry, you tasted too good not to savor for a bit longer.” You keened at his flirtation and felt your walls throb again, despite having just climaxed. You attempted to get up on your suddenly feeble arms, aiming to try for his own pleasure, “Do you want me to-”

“No,” he interrupted, “not enough time. Plus, I’ve already seen what your capable of with that popsicle, so let’s call it even.” Another humiliating moment that he would no doubt bring up in the future.

You gulped as he pulled down his trousers, eyes flying open as his cock smacked against his stomach and hung above you. Jesus, it was bigger than you had even thought, thick and curved. His sharp abdominals and dark thatch of pubic hair trailed right down to it, giving the image of the ideal man, one that could please you and sate you and fuck you until you dumb and full. Quiet guys really did pack the most.

“Yikes… how do you handle that thing?” you muttered nervously under your hand that hid your gaping mouth. He shrugged. “You’ll see.” Your insides clenched with anticipation. He slid himself past your lips a few times, gathering slick and catching against your tender bead, making you shake and whimper. Your hole dilated every time he teased past it torturously. Finally he reeled back, deeming himself wet enough and pressed to your entrance. Giyu winced as he felt how tight you were, tense and fidgety. He brushed the top of your thigh with the back of his hand. “Relax,” he muttered. You gulped and took a breath, settling back down on the mattress and shutting your eyes to calm yourself. You had maybe a little more than 30 minutes left and couldn’t afford to waste anymore time. He, of course, could’ve just joined the game a bit late, but you both enjoyed the thrill of having to rush.

Your teeth clenched as he pushed in, your walls already attempting to suck him in and push him out. His thumb wound gently around your clit to help with the discomfort, and the added wettening eased his penetration ever so slightly. God, you were full. More full than you can ever remember and he wasn’t even all the way in yet. His cock throbbed inside you harshly like it was already trying to abuse your sweet spots already and you squeaked. His pelvis met yours and you both groaned. He gave you a moment to adapt to his size, grinding his hips into yours to churn your insides and your eyes rolled back at the mind-blowing stretch of it. You started grinding back into him as the pain dulled into a slight burn and he took that as his cue to start thrusting some of his inches into you. Startled cries escaped you with the first few until the discomfort melted into pure ecstasy that traveled through every bone in your body. Your juices gushed onto his lap with every plunge and you could feel the fat head of his cock slam against your cervix, pounding you stupid. Oh god, your high was already building again.

Giyu looked so pretty above you, hair sticking to his face and swaying with every thrust into your sopping center. His muscles tensed nicely as he moved and only grew more taut as his pace grew stronger. You writhed in the sheets, pulling and pushing at them to ground yourself somehow through this heavenly torture. A stream of drool threatened the corner of your mouth and you whined.

He pulled your legs up from where they were clinging to his hips, grabbing them by the ankle and pulling up to raise your body. The change in position for his length to drag against the spongy tissue of your g-spot forced you into your second orgasm, your cunt spasming and coming on his cock so hard your vision blurred. You let out a dazed scream and tears spilled from eyes. Coming through penetration alone was never something you’d thought you’d attain. But when he was coercing your delicate insides as thoroughly as he was, you supposed you didn’t really have a choice.

The man gave a few more avid thrusts before slipping out of you to kick off the rest of his pants, then bottoming out back inside you abruptly. More tears poured down your face from the overstimulation and you shook like a leaf.

“Gi-yu,” you whimpered pathetically, “please, i-it’s too much… I can’t…” You were so sensitive that you could feel every vein and ridge in his cock, and it felt so good it hurt. He shushed you quietly and pressed a kiss to your ankle. You could see the sweet calmness in his eyes that hid his greed.

“Shhh, just a bit longer. You can handle this, I know you can. Just relax,” he soothed. You threw your head back and let out another pogged wail, saliva pooling down the side of you mouth. Giyu sucked his cheeks and spit where you met, rubbing sloppy circles over your twitching clit that had you floundering. The stimulation, the touch, it was all too much to handle in your neurotic state. You felt him swell thicker yet in your belly and you came yet again with a silent cry, body shaking as your juices drenched his pelvis and milked his cock. He hissed at your vice clutch on his member and finally spilled into you with a few more passionate thrusts, emptying his balls into your belly and filling you with his warmth. You mewled weakly as you were pumped full, eyes unfocused and mouth puckered into a small o with the creamy goodness that was breeding you. You felt a mess - with nested hair, a sweaty everything, and a body unmoving save for the twitch of your leg.

Giyu panted above you, dropping onto your body and draping over you, heavy and large. Despite it taking your breath away, you were fond of the embrace. He pressed sweet kisses all over your features and got off of you after a minute or so, attempting to pull out of your spent pussy. You stopped him with a leg wrapped around his hip.

“W-wait, d-dont - hah- just… give me a minute,” you breathed. He grunted and looked over at the time. He didn’t have a minute. He’d already run past several and could see his screen lighting up with notifications. But he obliged and pulled onto him, letting you sit on his softening cock while he moved about to set things up. Then a thought occurred to him.

“I have an idea,” he mumbled, more to himself than you who was already dozing off and limp. He threw a towel on his desk chair and set down on it, lifting your arms up to hang around his shoulders slackly. You stirred from your exhaustion at the realization that you were trapped on top of him with your legs tucked through the arms of the chair, back pressed into his desk, and his cock still stuck inside of you. He nudged your head back onto his shoulder with his cheek as he put on his headset.

“I’m going to need you to not be fussy and keep quiet, alright?” He rubbed warm circles over your back as he spoke into your ear. You had already gathered his intention already and murmured your compliance drearily, drowsy on his heated body already and drunk on the scent of his musk. He feathered a kiss to your cheek gingerly.

“Get comfortable because we’ll be stuck here for two hours. No breaks.”

You responded by nuzzling into his neck and sighing.

He spoke softly on the stream, voice making you drift off more and more as time went on. You could hear his usual team of fellow streamers speak in his headset, giving him his usual hazing of satire.

“Ha! W.P. couldn’t get some poon if it showed up at his doorstep. Dude’s got no game.”

“You guys are totally fuckin’ wrong. He’s definitely got a little shrimp dick.”

“Nah, he’s go no bitches cuz he’s got the personality of an ornament.”

He gave a little chuckle at their tormenting and silently kissed down your shoulder. You tried not to moan as his dick hardened and throbbed inside you once more.

This might be harder than you thought…

By the end of the gaming session, drool was pooling out your mouth, pussy twitching sporadically around his hard member. You panted softly, waiting for him to wrap things up and end your agony. It may have been your fault just a tad bit for getting yourself so worked up by clenching around him like that, trying to ease your hunger. By the time he had said his goodbyes, you were already bouncing in his lap, cum splashing around you. He stood up briskly, picking you up with him and splaying onto the bed so he could crawl over you.

He shoved into you roughly and you yelped.

“I thought you were tired,” he snickered and you bit your lip.

You trilled your hips into his and he sighed. You were in for a long night. But at least now you had him to share it with.

Little did you or Tomioka know that it was SHINOBU who leaked his address and SHINOBU who recommended him his new address and the café - the ultimate wingman and hacker :) SMORT QUEEN

dont ask for details ab that tho cuz my brain hurtz :P

IK I MADE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT CO-OP ON ONE CONSOLE EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT POSSIBLE, I WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO FIND A GAME THAT ACTUALLY DID THAT

@muzanskimono​

[conarcoin]

VidCon 2022 - Featured Creator Hour: Dream SMP

“What’s your favorite thing about being a streamer?”

(Transcript below cut)

Eret: One of my favorite parts of streaming is, of course, the community, but...

(Crowd cheers)

Jack: Don’t believe ‘em. They’re sucking up to you.

Eret: More specifically, I absolutely adore the fanart which comes from the community. It is so creative, um, you get to see your character, how you visualize it in your mind, doing so many really cool things and it’s absolutely phenomenal, the sheer amounts of fanart that comes out of this community, so thank you.

Connor: Yeah, I mean, for me, what I love about streaming is, there’s just a rhythm when I’m having a good stream where like, I see the chat reacting well and the whole reason I do it is I like to make people laugh, I like to make people have a good time. And to see that spread online is really cool, because when I was in high school and dealt with a lot of stuff that kept me inside, not at school and stuff, uh, that was where I escaped to, was Twitch and YouTube, stuff like that. And so to see uh, stuff that I do bring that to other people is really, really cool.

Hannah: I think my favorite thing is definitely planning like, fun streams with you guys... I like streaming with you guys, it’s so fun, um, stuff with friends, like, not even on just the Dream SMP but like, Jackbox streams or Bedwars, or y’know, things like that. I love that, so...

Purpled: Yeah, I think the best part of streaming like, I mean, obviously I’ve gotten into the rhythm where, um... When I first started Twitch, I was already on YouTube for a bit but when I started Twitch, um, that was pretty much right when I joined the Dream SMP, and that was my rhythm for a while, but over the last, y’know, however long... Year or two, I’ve kind of found my own rhythm, and then from there, I do my regular thing, and then... Like you said, like those streams where just like, the unexpected... Like, I remember one time, you were like playing Fortnite and Tubbo joined out of nowhere.

Tubbo: Yeah.

Purpled: Just like, stuff like that, where we’re just hanging out, we’re literally just friends playing games or friends hanging out... Um, it makes you forget you’re even streaming, and then everyone else... If you’re just having fun with your friends, everyone else is having fun watching it, you know?

Tommy: I’m gonna be a bit serious. I’m gonna answer on behalf of Wilbur. Wilbur’s favorite bit of streaming is streaming with me. He told me. I’m sort of like your hero in many ways. Uh... He can... You can answer on behalf of me.

Wilbur: I hate you.

Philza: My favorite thing about streaming is probably just being able to hit “start streaming”, like, the “go live” button, and then immediately make people’s day like, better. And that, that’s why I always try to have the schedule, so I’m just always there at that time.

Tubbo: My favorite thing about streaming is probably... I like, really like looking at the individual chat messages, because it feels very special to me to see that people have taken time out of their day to send a single message, like... Because behind every message is a person. You can imagine someone either typing on a phone or a keyboard, and that just blows my mind completely.

Puffy: Mine’s somewhat similar to Philza’s... It’s like, when I go live and I see regulars in the chat every single day, it’s like having a consistent group of friends, and also, I mean, getting the chance to meet all of you. I mean, you guys have been so wonderful and some of you have become lifelong friends, so I’m just very thankful for all of you guys, and the opportunity. And I’ve been doing it now for like... Ten years? Since 2011?

Jack: You’ve been doing it for a long time.

Connor: I wanna add on to that too, that what’s really cool about all this is that everybody really is friends, the entire server. And when it comes to streaming especially, I think when you’re just a YouTuber, you can kind of manipulate how you’re viewed, but streaming is very much like... It’s hard to fake like, being a cool person, or like, a likeable person. And so, what you see is what you get with most people, um, and that’s something I’ve noticed around all of Twitch and streaming but especially here with these people.

Boomer: I think the thing that I like the most about streaming is probably all the messages that I get about people finding out who they are, about themselves, or just finding out who they are in general. Uh, people like coming out in my chat, or just being a part of the community in general just means a lot to me, and that’s probably one of my very favorite things about it, is just helping people out like that.

Seapeekay: Uh, yeah, I think for me... Especially streaming and the Dream SMP side... I went from being like, someone who watched the Dream SMP lore streams, to someone who now gets to be in some of them, which is very cool. And also, he’s not here, but I get on so well with Ponk, like... So, uh, the big thing is me and Ponk stream at really similar times, but he would like essentially exclusively stream the Dream SMP, so... Now... I can actually play games with my friends! So it’s so cool!

Jack: It’s... It’s amazing to have a... Every single day, I can wake up and I have full creative freedom over whatever I choose to do that day, uh, and people sit there and enjoy it, and it’s so nice to do stuff and people enjoy it just because it’s you. Like, people come to see you, and it’s so rewarding and it makes you feel so valued, um, just seeing people show up to the most obscure stuff. Like, if I do an obscure stream and people show up, that’s more rewarding than like, anything else, so... It really is something I’m greatful for.

[theacevampire]

Lucky Woman

Pairing: Kuroo x fem!Reader

Genre: romance, fluff

Wordcount: ~1.3k

Warnings: none

A/N:

Ridiculous. It’s utterly ridiculous, Kuroo tells himself. There’s no way he has a crush on two people. Absolutely not. And two people he doesn’t know well, at that. This has to be some sick prank his body is playing on him. But pranks are supposed to be funny, and not bothersome, right?

So why are there these butterflies in his stomach, this bubbly feeling in his chest and the yearning to see her again? ‘Her’ being the pretty, new roommate Kenma has. Well, technically, she’s not his new roommate. She moved in with him about two months ago, so it’s been a few weeks, but since then he only got to catch a glimpse of her here and there when he was – yet again – hanging out at Kenma’s. She hasn’t even said a word to him yet and he’s somewhat glad because if she did, he’d be done for, surely. All he knows is Kenma offered her his spare bedroom without hesitation when she needed a place to stay. Therefore, the intensity with which his body reacts to her, is astonishing considering how little he has seen of her. But he won’t pressure her, so he continues to cherish the moments when she comes into the kitchen to grab a snack or drink, before scurrying back to her room.

And then there’s you. Kuroo smiles like an idiot every time he hears you say something over the mic when Kenma and the two of you are playing another round of Call of Duty. When you’re laughing, there’s this pang in his heart as if you were shooting him, despite the game mode making friendly fire impossible. Like Kenma, you’re a streamer, playing a variety of games in vastly different genres: a little Ori here, Mario Kart there, sometimes you’re taking care of your island in Animal Crossing – the list is endless. And even if he has no interest in the game you’re currently playing, he turns on your stream anyway because he likes to watch you. Or rather: he likes to listen to you. Because your face is a mystery. You don’t show yourself on stream, on social media or anywhere ever. But he doesn’t mind. At all. He likes to put on your stream, lay down and just listen to your voice clouding his thoughts. It’s so calming and–

The deep rumbling of his controller rips him from his daydream, and he can only watch as his aragami dissolves into thin air. Your laugh comes through his headphones, right to his ears, and he swears his heart is melting on the spot.

“Kuroo, what was that? Why would you walk out of the shadows right when a guard is coming at you?”

“Oh, shut up. You’re not even playing. I was just trying to lure him over,” he argues.

The excuse is lame and utter bullshit and he’s seething as Kenma calls him out on it, “Do you remember how I told you he has a crush?”

“Damn...” you taunt him. “Are you gonna tell me, who the lucky woman is?”

You, he thinks.

“No,” he answers the second Kenma says, “How many subs are you offering?”

Kuroo knows, his best friend is kidding, but he still throws him a warning glare across the screens between them, almost followed by a controller.

The both of them are sitting in Kenma’s streaming room with two remarkable gaming systems, so they could game together regularly.

“You’re practically living here already, so it makes no difference,” Kenma had said when he had shown him the new furnishing after a complete overhaul of his studio.

The only thing keeping Kuroo from ripping Kenma a new one – physically or virtually – is the fact that neither you nor Kenma’s are streaming. Oh, the horror had this been streamed live on the internet, for tens of thousands of people to hear, captured forever.

“It’s my roommate.”

His eyebrows furrow in confusion. He expected Kenma to rat him out, to tell you about both of his crushes.

“Although he has barely seen her,” his best friend adds instead.

You chuckle.

“I know it’s stupid,” he grumbles, “How can one have a crush on someone they have only seen so far? Like, I haven’t even talked to her. She only ever greeted me with a nod or something.”

“She’s a lucky woman,” you say to his surprise.

Again, Kuroo’s confused. He wholeheartedly expected you to tease him. Instead, your tone is soft, serious, genuine. No sarcastic undertone, no snarky remark.

“Love is unfathomable, Kuroo,” you add, the tenderness in your voice sending a shiver down his spine.

At the same time a certain guilt gnaws on him. He feels like he’s betraying you and himself with his crush on Kenma’s roommate – or is it the other way around? Which of these feelings are the true ones? The genuine ones? Are the things he experiences for you real and the ones for Kenma’s roommate his mind playing tricks on him? Or does he actually like the roommate and only imagines he has a crush on you?

Then again, does he know either of you good enough to have serious romantic feelings for you? Or is he so desperate for romance or female attention that his heart jumps on the first woman to notice him? But Kuroo was never one who had problems with girls’ attention. Women would ask regularly for his number or give him theirs when he went out for drinks and sometimes even when he was doing trivial things like getting grocer–

A siren going off outside rips him from his thoughts. It’s so loud he swears he hears it coming from Kenma’s and your mic too.

“Kenma, what is up today? That’s like the third one, no?”

“Third or fourth,” Kenma agrees with you. “And every time they’re loud enough to get picked up by my mic, no matter how much I lower the sensitivity.”

Kuroo tries to get back into the game but you’re too distracting, always taking his mind off the objective of crossing through the derelict graveyard, always getting him caught by a guard.

Something hits his head. Kenma threw a crumpled piece of paper at him. “You suck. Get a drink or something.”

Grudgingly, he listens and leaves for the kitchen where he stands in front of the fridge, the handle in his hand, staring into the void.

The door to Kenma’s roommate’s room opens and she comes out, but he refuses to look at her. If he did, his body would act up again: he would blush, his hands would get sweaty, and his mind wouldn’t be able to form a coherent sentence.

She takes a deep breath. “Hey, Kuroo.”

He freezes. Her voice is one he would recognize under thousands – no, millions – despite never having it heard in reality. It’s slightly different than over the mic, but still recognizable. His brain short-circuits. He sees lips moving, but he doesn’t register the words coming out because all he can think about is you. It’s you. You’re her and she’s you. You are one and the same person.

“H-Hey,” he stammers.

There’s a moment of heavy silence between the two of you. His brain is still trying to grasp what is happening, trying to process the new information he just got, but it’s too much. His brain is overwhelmed, and he doesn’t know what to do, what to say, how to react. What you say next, certainly doesn’t help either.

“So... you have a crush on Kenma’s roommate, huh?”

She’s a lucky woman.

Network: @hanayanetwork

[racinggirl]

Streamers - LN4

(requested by anonymous)

‘’Hey chat! Long time no see, I know, forgive me for enjoying my holiday, thank you very much.’’ You started your stream with a smile after being on a holiday for an entire month. ‘’So, what are we feeling today, COD, fall guys, F1?’’ You read the suggestions in the chat and thanked the subscribers on your Twitch channel.

After talking with the chat for a while you eventually decided on COD. ‘’I’ve been out for a while, can you tell?’’ You laughed as you died almost instantly. You soon got the hang of it again and after a few rounds of winning every single game you got up to get your dinner from the microwave.

Meanwhile, the chat was going absolutely crazy, you had gained a few thousand viewers and was now up to almost 34K viewers.

‘Lando Norris RAID’

‘RAIIIIID!’

‘Who else isn’t surprised Lando raided her?’

You came back with your dinner and sat down, taking a bite of the pasta you took out of the microwave. ‘’Raid? Oh my god!’’ You put the plate on the side of the table and smiled as you saw the name. Lando Norris.

You never actually met him, or even played a game with him, and you weren’t sure why, since you basically always raided each other. You were amused by his streams, the way he would get mad when something went wrong, hitting the table, and immediately regretting it because he either broke something on the table, or hurt himself whilst doing that. But also the way he coped with the stress he had because of the races, as well as the way he was so passionate about gaming and streaming.

You weren’t watching every Formula One race because your schedule was quite busy itself, but whenever you had some free time, you’d switch on the TV to watch the cars drive 200 miles an hour.

‘’Lando, thank you for the raid, how was your stream?’’ You waited for his response in the chat, taking another bite of your delicious pasta, ignoring the thousands of questions people would ask about the two of you.

‘’Muppet are you ready? We should get going.’’ Max stood behind his best friend, looking at the screen of his computer as he saw how Lando kept typing in your chat. ‘’Just ask her to play a game together already, how long have you been crushing on her exactly?’’ ‘’Shut up mate, yeah, I’m ready.’’ Lando closed his Twitch, but only after making sure you saw his comment that said he had to run because Max was getting impatient.

That’s how the last few weeks went, whenever he saw you were live, he looked at your streams, occasionally sending things in the chat, hoping you’d see his name and respond to whatever silly comment he had posted. He also gave you a sub gift every time he watched your stream, and the chat began to notice.

You became friends in real life after Lando finally gathered up the courage to ask you to join him for one of his charity streams, and you happily agreed. You had been gaming together for more than just one stream and exchanged phone numbers because he had to make a group chat for the stream, at least, that was just his excuse to get a hold of your phone number.

#Lando x (Y/N) was quickly becoming trending on both Twitter and Instagram. Your friends started to ask you questions about your relationship with the driver, but you told them it was just a friendship, because it was. Apart from the many followers you gained on both your Twitch, Instagram and Twitter account, you also started to receive hate. It wasn’t something new to you, as you had gotten hate before and it didn’t really bother you because you knew you were better than that. However when you noticed the hate wasn’t about your streaming anymore you got confused. From ‘Lando doesn’t actually like you’ and ‘He doesn’t want a gamer girlfriend’ to actual harassments, people telling you to double check whenever you crossed the road. You knew they were probably just jealous fans, but you didn’t quite catch why they would come at you like that. You weren’t Lando’s girlfriend, just a friend, no feelings on either side, or you thought.

It was a Wednesday evening as you started your stream and you subconsciously kept looking at the chat, waiting to see his name pop up with a random comment that would for sure make you smile. And as if you could predict the future, his name showed up in the chat, making the fans go into a cardiac arrest.

As you finished a game of fall guys, you turned on some copywrite free music to entertain the chat as you went to your front door. The mailman had a few packages and you accepted them with a smile, since you knew what you had ordered.

Walking back to your gaming room you saw a package you did not order, so you placed it on the table next to your computer and focused back on your own packages.

‘’Chat, don’t get too excited, but,’’ you started and smirked, opening the box that was sitting on your lap and you grabbed a black hoodie out of it. You walk out of the room to change into your new hoodie. It was your own merchandise, your first ever merch and you were extremely happy about it. ‘’I have my own merch.’’ You smirked excitedly and saw how the chat went absolutely insane.

After giving them the information on where and when to get the merchandise you looked over at your phone that was laying next to the mysterious package. A snapchat, from Lando.

It was a picture of him, wearing your merchandise. You had the opportunity to send some of your friends the hoodies and he for sure was on that list. You couldn’t help but smile at the picture and before you could reply you got another picture.

‘Did you get another package?’

You quickly responded with a picture of the mystery package and he replied, saying you should open it once you ended the stream. So that was exactly what you did.

At 11 P.M. you said bye to your chat and opened the package almost immediately, since you knew it was Lando’s package; he made that pretty obvious.

You carefully opened the box and laughed to yourself as you took the blue McLaren x LN hoodie out of it. You were about to close the box when you notice something else was at the bottom of the box.

More weeks had passed, you had arrived at Silverstone, UK, and grabbed your McLaren VIP paddock pass that was hanging around your neck. After placing your pass in front of the scanner at the entrance of the paddock you heard a bleep and walked straight to the McLaren motorhome.

‘’Y/N!’’ You recognized the voice and turned around to see a smiley and nervous Lando walking towards you. ‘’Lando, hey.’’ You went to hug him and he held out his hand, creating quite an awkward situation between the two of you.

‘’Thank you for the gift, both of it.’’ You smiled as you turned around on your tiptoes, showing him the blue hoodie and the paddock pass. ‘’Yeah, of course, no problem.’’ He responded with a smile and the both of you started to walk towards the motorhome.

His friends and co-workers knew about his crush on you, since he could not stop talking about you to his friends, as well as him talking to his co-workers about how excited he was when the team agreed on sending you a paddock pass. And here you were, standing in the McLaren garage as he was out on the track, going 200 miles an hour. And yet the most nerve-racking thing to him wasn’t the race, it was seeing you after it.

He managed to get an astonishing P4 at his home race and once he had finished the interviews he ran straight to his motorhome, knowing you would be there because you agreed on waiting for him after the race.

You saw him almost tripping over his own feet as soon as he entered the motorhome and that made you laugh, which was, to him, the purest thing in the world. ‘’Nice job out there.’’ You smiled and you could see his cheeks turning a light shade of red. ‘’Thanks, you too.’’ He said, mentally hitting himself after he spoke those words. You just laughed and thanked him, telling him you were trying your best to cheer for him while being in the garage.

‘’Y/N, I was wondering,’’ he started as he nervously played with the zipper of his race suit that was hanging over his hips. ‘’If ehm, maybe you would like to, ehm,’’ you could only smile at how adorable he looked, struggling to talk, nervous breaths coming out of his mouth. ‘’If you would like to go out with me some time? As a date?’’ He didn’t dare to look at you for a few seconds, but after you stayed silent for maybe a little too long he looked up. ‘’You don’t have to, I mean it was just a question, I get it if you don’t want to, we could just play games instead and-.’’ He kept rambling, which was the cutest thing ever, but you cut him off.

‘’Yes Lando, I would love to go on a date with you.’’ And that made him relax, smile and happy, finally having the courage and confidence to ask his crush on a date. To ask you on a date.

[kadssp-main]

I was just rewatching Markiplier's FNAF VR playthrough and pfft- he really gave me Itto vibes for some reason? (Especially the way he plays with the plushies i have a feeling that Itto would do that too hahaha) ouhhhhh imagine if Itto was a YouTuber/Streamer! :0

-Itto Simp

Modern AU Itto as a Streamer/Youtuber

A/N: oh god the fnaf phase is coming back,,,,,,,,,, i mustn’t fall for it,,,

warnings: swearing

Characters: Itto

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Itto as a Streamer would probably be the funny type of stupid if you know what i mean.

he’ll do the stupidest shit and then be shocked as to why he died after he thought long and hard about how to pass the level he was stuck on.

if he played fnaf he’d probably act all confident and big and bad,,, but the second he gets jumpscared he’s screaming like a little kid and curling up in a ball in his gaming chair.

”i told you, chat i got thissss. watch, watch me win alright? i’ll do it— oh, hi chica.. chica nO AH—“ his mic doesn’t even pick up the scream he let’s out, it’s so loud he‘s probably broke it.

chat makes fun of him, calls him “big words” he doesn’t understand and then he googles it and eventually figures it all out.

”what the hell does “oh-bliv-e-us” mean?? hang on i’m lookin’ it up..”

calls his followers/chat “sunshine“ and then the chat goes crazy over him

”mornin’ sunshineeees how have you all been, hmm?”

the first time he played a vr game he kept tripping over the cords around him and falling, it doesn’t even faze him though, he hears a thud and when he takes off the vr headset he realizes he’s on the ground smh.

does make jokes and stupid comments to lighten the mood and to keep himself from shitting his pants when he’s playing horror games.

and those scale from him bringing up a funny memory out of nowhere to him roasting and talking back to the characters in the game even though they can’t hear him.

he has probably done cooking streams/videos…. and failed many times

HE JUST SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD FORGET AN INGREDIENT AFTER READING THE RECIPE ALOUD AND MAKING CHAT REMEMBER IT AND SPAM IT SO HE DOESNT FORGET.

poor chat has to be the smart ones most the time for him </3

they’ll correct him when he’s wrong, sometimes he asks chat and sometimes he doesn’t and just goes with what he thinks will work on the puzzle he’s been struggling with on stream for an hour even when chat is spamming, “NO IT’S THE OTHER DIRECTION“, “NO IT’S RED NOT GREEN!“ or “ITTO READ CHAT”

back to fnaf,,, with fnaf: sb i can totally imagine him listening to glamrock freddy explaining the directions and stuff and itto is nodding enthusiastically and then it turns into slow unsure nods as he stares at his screen with a puzzled and worried expression as it seems freddy will never stop the explanation anytime soon.

”okay so he said i do… this. alright and then— shit what else did he say? sunshines help me ahaha…”

he fails every “try not to laugh” challenge he ever does, he can’t win, his humor is so fucking stupid he wheezes and laughs so hard over a piece of bread falling over.

flirts with chat a LOT during streams/videos, also definitely looks up at his face cam and just smirks as he holds eye contact for a good minute before winking and chuckling to himself as he moves his attention back to the video/game on his screen.

chat screams and praises him constantly, especially whenever they see the horns attached to his headset being a new color every once in a while, but red is his and all their favorites<33

bonus: has a little beetle pet that he let’s chat see every once in a while, you can see the blurry outline of the small crate technically made for hamsters that he has his little beetle friend in and sometimes can see it actively moving around in there.

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How would the WGP gang celebrate your birthday? I’m asking because by the time I’m asking (9/25/22) it it will be my birthday in a few hours!

I hope everyone has a great day!

Oh thank you very much for the ask!!! I haven’t messed around with the WGP racers as much as I want to so I hope you enjoy these!!

These got a uhh.. bit longer than I realized 😅 hope you don’t mind that!! I only did some of the racers since it got to the length it got to but I wouldn’t mind at all if you wanted me to finish up with the others!

Also sorry if some of the spacing is weird, I typed a lot of it on a google doc at school and pasted it back into here fjfndjdmm

Happy birthday!!!🍰🧁

Lightning

He would get a bunch of things ready and buy stuff for a whole party for you before questioning the entire thing and wondering if you would like it

He’d go around and ask just about everybody for advice. What if you don’t like loud noises and a balloon popped? Or he put too many candles on your cake and burned the place down? Or maybe he got too much and accidentally overwhelms you! Do you even like parties???

He would almost accidentally spoil it to you! He ends up holding it off for a bit but at the end of the day he sends you a birthday invite (yes, an invite to your own birthday party) and play it off like he was cool about it and might make a few jokes about being worries

Francesco

He is secretly the king of birthday celebrations. It’s almost freaky how he knows so much! He doesn’t even need to ask what kind of cake or gifts you would like he just kind of…knows already

He’s getting a piñata though. Nothing will stop him from getting a piñata for a birthday celebration.

If you’re his friend or close to one of his buddies, he’ll consider cooking the food for you! If he’s in a good mood he might get a bit carried away and turn it into a feast

Lewis

He gets the most cheesiest birthday things in existence. Birthday party hats, the most basic birthday card you could pick up at just about any walmart, and if you ask for a cake it ranges between store brought and one that was clearly homemade. He’s so happy and proud of himself about it though

He can’t pick what gifts to get you so he ends up buying more than he can even carry! He’s so excited about it someone would think he was the birthday person! He’s amazing at wrapping gifts though and getting gifts for people

He hangs up a bunch of streamers. Maybe too many streamers. Your house has been mummifies by streamers

Shu

He freezes up and accidentally procrastinates it till it’s really late. He’s probably first to even realize your birthday is coming up but has no clue what to do for your birthday. You could’ve been friends for ages and he has your favorite pizza and coffee type and fast food order memorized off the top of his head and it’s all out the window

He gets worried about getting you something that you wouldn’t like or getting you food that you couldn’t eat so he almost dodges around it in a sense. He’ll offer going somewhere like an arcade or theme park or movies, or even just a walk around town and going anywhere yall see, cause then you can pick your own food

He refuses to let you buy anything though. He will pay for all of it. You could find a 10,000$ watch and he’ll still insist on not letting you spend the slightest bit of money

Miguel

He’s one of the few that doesn’t plan an entire party for you. He keeps it simple and casual. He will probably ask to hang out with you and play some games and have a really relaxed day, maybe even turn it into a sleepover if you want!

He will bring you one or two gifts. Normally the first one will be something sentimental or expensive, like a game you really wanted or he passes down something from him to you, and the second gift will be something ironic like a rubber duck or half a banana

If birthdays are big for you or mean a lot for you then he will gladly do something more extravagant for you. It’s not that he doesn’t have a lot of meaning behind what he does, it’s just making a whole party can be tiring

Raoul

He’s a bit of a show-off about it. He wants to give you the greatest gifts, food, and everything! He will make you have the most memorable birthday ever

Most memorable part is probably how at some point he slipped on an icecube and got a bad bruise from it. The others would not let him live it down. He’s a little stiff the rest of the time but he is still performing shenanigans the rest of the time

If you want him to tone it down he understands and he’ll lay off. You will probably have to say it a few times though because his default is being maximum. It’s not intentional, he’s just very out there!

Carla

She has a lot of ideas of what she wants to do for you, but she presents them to you more than surprising you with them. If she goes out to get your favorite food she’ll offer it to you with the intention of getting it for you, but she won’t necessarily say “Hey, I got this for you”

She really likes wrapping things and probably teams up with Lewis and a few others at some point to play some pranks and wrap your stuff in wrapping paper and bows. You go to grab a plate or bowl? They are all individually wrapped like a gift.

She enjoys being out at places and is very outgoing, so if you’re antisocial or get drained easily she’ll go easy on you. Or at least she will try to-

Max

Don’t invite him unless you’re ready for his goofiness. He will reassure you that he won’t burn down your house out of nowhere. Which, is a bit suspicious because you never said he would burn down your house, but he makes sure to emphasize he won’t. He also thinks he’s hilarious for watching you question if your house is going to turn in flames or not

He has a bit of troubling humor, and who wouldn’t want to laugh on their birthday? Laughing is the best medicine! He just doesn’t realize not everyone has humor like his. He will jokingly say “oops I don’t think I was supposed to do that” while in a different room and when you come over nothing happened

He’s almost like a pet to a degree. He’s got a lot of energy and trying his best, he just has his moments sometimes. Though he will immediately ease up if you want him too, he doesn’t want to freak you out on your birthday