#so many tags ffs

[1driedpersimmon]

Au’s and doodles

[alienoresimagines]

Every day I wake up knowing that somewhere there is

1. Band of Brothers deleted scenes

2. An Andrew Haldane biography draft

That for some reasons have not been published yet and I weep a bit in my pillow before getting up because *teary-eyed* you can't dwell on it. You can't dwell on any of it

[dominarava]

hi uh this isnt great and idk if anyone else has done this-- but the christmas ad did not show off nearly enough of simon's bump and grind and i havent stopped thinking about it 🫠💦

[tethered-heartstrings]

reposting content (especially art/creations) that isn't yours is theft. reposting content saying "not mine" without credit is still theft. saving content that isn't yours to your phone or computer or copy/pasting and making a post without credit is fucking theft. it isn't accidental. there were intentional steps involved. why is this difficult to comprehend. imagine how it would feel to have something you made (especially for free, often in the case of fandom) stolen and someone else taking credit for it or at the very least not giving you the credit you deserve for having made it in the first place

[mr-urple]

a chart depicting the emotions i feel when i see them

[hrokkall]

A solution has been found

The solution is portable

Technical implementation is possible and generally applicable

[pigeon-noises]

Class Zero! Completely forgot to post this from a zine last year

[muffinlance]

Hey just in case you haven’t heard fanfiction.net has been taken down (it’s still accessible as m.fan fiction.net and www.fanfiction.net) but this indicates that it’s days are numbered. So please can you ask all your followers to download/slash archive all of their favourite fics or just as many fics as they can in general. Thanks in advance.

FF is a trash fire which I am sticking my hands into rescue fics

Edit: Posting this less for this specific issue than the general "FF is a trash fire that's being barely maintained, if you have favorite fics there then backing them up is a good idea" vibe

[thatdeadaquarius]

I love “blunt vs flowery” bc on one hand the people are like:

“Where is the context? The background for the words? I need a setting for the idea of this. What subtleties are you trying to convey? The layers? WHY ARE THESE WORDS NAKED?!”

Meanwhile we’re like:

“Damn, that’s a whole lot of nothing you’re saying, my guy.”

This of course is me trying to understand the flowery by theorizing that extra “fluff” is them “dressing” the core message with included context of the mindset, emotions, and overall giving a thematic dressing down of the situation.

In contrast, our words must feel like a naked gut-punch of immediate psychic damage.

YES YES, YOU, YOUUU GET IT!!!

IM SO GLAD THATS BEEN TRANSLATING (lol) THRU ALL MY BLUNT LANG POSTS!!

Modern language is in fact, a raw gut punch to these victorian-ass genshin ppl

Literally This:

Also thank you for sending that bc idk the way u described it?? *chefs kiss 🤌✨️

U know what i live for tho?? So they dont have to be "victorian" ik i say that, but i just use it as a way to like reference their speech/put smth recognizable

But IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THEY ACTUALLY TOOK AFTER THAT TIME PERIOD, LIKE THE SPEECH AND THE BITS OF CULUTRE

Like shoulders being scandalous, modern music basically hella sensual/very genuine/vulnerable, etc.

Like- I LIVEEEE

I just wanna hear a sick drum beat in Sumeru and just start modern dancing and everyone's just like- 😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈💘💘💘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖💖💖

Anyway, ive got too many other things i wanna talk abt/post abt to get into this now, but i might totally make it a passive AU for future requests :D!!

♡

Safe Travels Resident Cryptid,

💀♒️

[1driedpersimmon]

This and that

[foldingfittedsheets]

I just have to say, the belly fold, especially in panel 6, is just gorgeous. Reminds me of myself, and makes me feel amazing, like a girl mermaid might kiss me too. ❤️

I’m so happy that resonated! I’ve tried pretty consistently to have diverse body types and stuff. We never saw Leda or the Potato Witch’s bellies but they absolutely would have belly rolls.

But also, as an art student. Every. Single. Person. Gets belly rolls. I promise. I swear. Even stick thin naked models still have it. It is not a measure of beauty to have a flat stomach but even those who from some angles appear to have a flat stomach still contort and roll in ways that are hidden by media and advertisers. But every single person has them.

[cosmogyros]

It's fucking weird how rude people are about immigration sometimes. And I don't just mean bigots being biased and stuff. I mean that, on a REGULAR basis, people ask me if I'm thinking about "going back to the US". And I'm just like... no? What do you mean "back to the US"? I live in Germany. I LIVE IN GERMANY.

I literally fucking started learning German and obsessing on German culture in high school, then I went to college in the US and majored in German Studies, including two study-abroad programs in Germany, then I moved to Germany for grad school and lived there for three years and worked in various German-speaking jobs while studying, then I had to temporarily return to the US but found a German-translation-based job at the US branch of a German company, and made a bunch of German or at least German-speaking friends in my new US city, and then a few years later I was able to move back to Germany, where I got a work visa sponsored by my employer and a full-time salaried job, and after a few more years I acquired my permanent residency, and soon I'll be applying for citizenship.

And people still sometimes ask me whether I'm considering "going back to the US". Like... dude? Would you ask a Mexican living in the US about their plans for "going back to Mexico"? That is rude as fuck.

Immigration is fucking hard. Why on earth would I have gone through all this shit just to throw it up in the air like "Oh well, never mind!"

[zeb-z]

The thing about Forever and Bad is that they don't know how to deescalate, and they start at 100 straight from 0 every time with each other. They will spend hours arguing about semantics that don't matter. They will go to the extreme ends of pranks (which as fun as the audio remixes were, spending hours trying to find the source was literal hell genuine psychological torment). They will go for the throat just to antagonize the other.

So no, I don't think Forever knows a thing about Dapper or the other eggs whereabouts. He just knows better about the way Bad operates, the way he lies and deflects. He's familiar with his crafty words and how he turns a conversation on its head. He knows that what Bad is being accused of is entirely likely, that he is not who he usually is when the eggs are around. And he knows that Dapper, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is who Bad cares for most of all.

This isn't something he can argue hours about, to chip away little by little like he usually does. For both the safety of the worker, because the longer they're locked up surely the worse off they'll be - and for the safety of Bad, who if he wasn't under extreme watch by the Federation, he certainly is now, after Tubbo very loudly accused him in his Federation office.

He goes for the throat, immediately playing a trump card that he knows Bad won't just brush off or ignore, because as much as Bad can be unpredictable, Forever knows that Bad cares about the eggs as much as he does. As questionable as his morals are, as slippery as he can be to pin down, Bad has always placed the eggs as the highest priority - and he needs Bad to have no choice but to be honest, or to knock him off guard enough that he'll give him something to work with.

Is it fair? Maybe not. But when has Bad ever played fair with him?

[buvellebestbelle]

Somewhere along the way I went off the Waterdeep-end.

Digital painting by me!

[theinfinitedivides]

f*ck soulmate marks with their first words to you on it it's 2023. get yourself one who will bite you bite you bite you and then bc of however sh*t works in this universe turn that bite into a functioning sonic radar system. congratulations it's an Airtag you can now sense them and them specifically if they're in Situations and you've had enough to eat

[iantoscoffee]

my new head canon is that right after broken — when ianto and jack agree to be together only for one night — ianto didn’ t really want / need to have sex and jack knew that.

they kissed each other a lot (spoiler: they made out for only god knows how long) and once they arrived to the bedroom jack broke the moment without scaring ianto away; he took his clothes off and stripped ianto of his, he slowly laid him on the bed and kissed his nose, his lips and went down to his jaw, neck and chest.

jack kissed every inch of his skin taking his time, he wanted ianto to feel everything ianto prohibited himself: lips on his, warmth, hands exploring his body, being appreciated — held, perhaps even feeling loved for a few instants.

ianto was probably too broken to care about jack would do with and to him, he just wanted to feel something, anything that would numb his heart and fog his mind; his body responded to jack’ s in a way that did not reflect what was going in his mind and despite the lust and apparent consent jack did not dare to do anything that would go beyond appreciating ianto through kissing and touching him.

jack held ianto in his arms and i’ d like to think that ianto felt so overwhelmed that at one point a few tears fell from his eyes without him even noticing and jack kissed away every single one of them until ianto calmed down a little and eventually fell asleep, his body exhausted and his heart a little less broken.