#so many fidgets

[inchidentally]

Lando with the other drivers he's friends with:

oh hey are you guys talking to me omg don't bully me or I'll come (etc etc)

Lando with Oscar:

Oscar open this for me, Oscar don't do that, Oscar what's that word I'm thinking of, Oscar your arms are bigger than mine, Oscar your taste is terrible, Oscar listen to my music, Oscar don't eat that near me, Oscar what are you drinking is that a smoothie where'd you get it, Oscar open this for me, Oscar your hair does this thing like whoosh, Oscar you're tall, Oscar let me get you out in cricket, Oscar let me win come on, Oscar you're cheating, Oscar I'm beating you so bad at golf, Oscar why won't you get into my interests, Oscar how do you pronounce this word, Oscar you could go between my legs,nah Oscar you are not going between my legs, Oscar you just sang in front of us for the first time, Lando di Piastri, Oscar Pastry, thanks Osc

[magicalstripedhorse]

okay but like shut up and let me think

[jessieren]

Ooh yes, great catch

[jessieren]

It’s my birthday today… hurrah 🥳 (I’m celebrating by starting to count backwards rather than forwards.. )

And as it’s my birthday and it’s fidget friday I thought I’d treat you to my top five ten fidgets*

As I’m sure you can appreciate it’s been a tough contest with many brilliant contenders and judging has been a difficult and time consuming process but my dedication to the cause (and science) saw me through..

In reverse order…

10. This beautifully framed fidget. Thank you Endeavour DoP…

9. This mini mini fidget

8. This poetry in motion/there’s so much fidgeting I don’t even know where to look interview fidget (with bonus pen)

7. The smug motherfucker key fidget

6. The how does he write with his pencil so upright (not a euphemism) fidget

5. In at number 5 we have the tache double fidget and eyeroll combo

4. The Harvest fidget - with bonus rolled up sleeves (thank you @librawritesstuff …)

3. The Sparkle lip fidget (also seen in many other guises)

2. The classic pen click fidget that started it all…

And the winner is….

1. This beauty. Bonus points for pen fidget, pen clicking, small almost imperceptible lip fidget and the fact that Evans just looks so. Fucking. Hot.

*ok I started with five but couldn’t decide between them so you got ten…

You’re welcome 😇

[kollector-of-stims]

Marshmello fruitz! Adorable fruit themed sugar balls I found at Books A Million! I got two, a pineapple and strawberry, and like all sugar balls they can vary in texture and stuff randomly. The pineapple is less firm and faster rising while the strawberry is typical sugar ball, thicker and slower rising while, needing more pressure. I honestly love them both!

[money-and-dandellions]

adding on the silly headcanon, Lester has permanent tremor in his hands which gets worse when he is stressed

he is stressed most of the time, which makes it even harder to do anything

it gets so much worse at night because he can't hold a shit and he can't control it at all and they just shake and hurt a little, aching

[motleyfam]

Imagine Bruce starting therapy and learning about all these cool new tricks and gadgets that can help with emotional regulation and getting super invested (because I mean, c’mon, the dude’s like the king of gadget hoarding, he’s got a utility belt for goodness sake)

Then imagine the learning curve of him realizing that just because something works great for one of his kids, doesn’t mean it works for all of them, as illustrated by this memorable incident:

Jason gets really upset and starts having a minor panic attack about something

Bruce, proud owner of 14 new weighted blankets (in various styles, weights, and sizes), tries to wrap his adult son up in one to ground him

After all, Bruce himself finds them super comforting because it’s basically a socially acceptable alternative to wearing a massive Kevlar cape 24/7 like he’d do if he could

(Tim loves them too, so like, kid tested, parent approved™️)

Ends up totally backfiring when the added weight & restricted movement sends Jason into a full-blown flashback of digging out of his own grave, taking this panic attack from like a 4 to a 10

Whoops

[worlds-end-landmine]

desktop widget ame quote of the day

[jeynearrynofthevale]

[leaveharmony]

[librawritesstuff]

Fidget Friday: Things On My To-Do List

Several very boring meetings

I should get some exercise (not gonna happen)

Oh, and I need to stop at the post office

Have to pick up my new glasses

Must finish NYT SpellingBee

[shitpost-it-tristan]

Felix is me 24/7, he fr just smiling through it- he's both so silent but SO LOUD,,, looking back and forth at Gene and Ralph like "Please yall I'm begging you, I have crippling anxiety-" hes seconds away from losing it, someone save him😭

[voltage-stims]

Shiny Espeon stimboard one two three .. four five six .. seven eight nine

requested by @deceasedbeing sorry it took so long school has been straight up killing me lol

[jessieren]

Following the brilliant hideous white vest analysis yesterday from @season-77 I thought Sunday should be all about the Shaun stances…

And so I give you…

1 The standing leg cross

2 Hands in pockets…

Variety a) coat version

Variety b) trouser version

3 The ‘we film in England so I need an umbrella handy at all times…’

4 The selfie with fans

5 The I can make standing in a graveyard look sexy…

6 The channelling my inner Morse hands behind back

7 The who’s that taking my photo…

8 The I’m fucking freezing, can we film when it’s warmer

9 and the ‘they’ve written what about me on Tumblr

Photo credits to:

Kati D, endeavourneverland, Tony Steele photography. Please tag any others you recognise as I don’t have sources for all of them…

[sncwonthebeach]

this vid currently sits at 377,330 views and I'm convinced that half of them are just me rewatching this clip over and over again .

[hyacinthstims]

a spiderman stimboard for @yourlocalcharlie !!

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