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working games counter tonight; here are my favorite encounters of the day
-- dropped a bag of like, 100 d20s on the floor (anguish)
-- man told me he wanted to play dnd but then said 'nah' about every module i showed him bc he didn't enjoy the color scheme? of the dnd logo?
-- had a 20 minute convo with a random person about jarlaxle
-- played a casual game of chess w a guy who was waiting for his wife to finish shopping bc i had demos out and it was slow
-- someone was in absolute disbelief when i told her i didn't have a game that was discontinued in 2005
-- man telling me that he doesn't do drugs because he plays warhammer (yes)
-- finished a whole book!
-- old person telling me they just wanted TRADITIONAL DICE, none of that evil twenty-sided nonsense
-- being told the specifics of why catan is the worst board game to ever exist and should be banned permanently. by someone purchasing an expansion for catan.
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...if I did this the level cap would be impossibly high. i have so many dice.
Roll every die in your collection, the total is the level cap of the current game
"Big bad is level 93721 and you gotta reach that level. Get ready to grind!"
#dice goblin#so many dice#all the dice#pretty shiny click clacks#math rocks#d&d#dnd#dungeons and dragons
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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude
#SOOO MANY CRITS???#like genuinely what is his deal !!#zac's dice were blessed to the HEAVENS today holy shit#GORGUG U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO MEEEEE#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#gorgug thistlespring#im so busy but i will find time to draw.....gnawing at the bars of my enclosure......
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DM: Hunt.
Hunt: Okay. Hmmm....Oh god, was the Summer Knight's request to Mary spoken in Common or Sylvan?
DM: Sylvan.
Hunt: Okay.
DM: I don't think this fucker know how to speak Common.
Hunt (OOC): Oh my god. (IC): Bonus action Steady Aim.
DM: Okay.
Hunt: Aim my shortbow at the Squire.
DM: Mm-hmm.
Hunt: *rolls* Oh, that's a Natural 20.
DM: Hell yeah!
Eudora (OOC): Yeah!
Jeremiah (OOC): That man is fuckin' dead.
DM: Fuck it up!
Hunt: Okay, my shortbow is a d6 plus 3, so 2d6 for the shortbow right, 'cause for crits we double the dice?
DM: Correct, yes.
Hunt: *rolling* Alright and then I have to roll 6d6 for my sneak attack.
DM: Yeah!
Hunt: Alright, 3+2+ *rolls sneak attack dice* 6+3+3 *rolls* 6+5+2. 30 points of damage.
DM: Oohh! That is pretty much just enough. How do you take out the Squire?
Hunt: Hmm...The Squire was pretty much verbal with their spells, right?
DM: Seemed to be.
Hunt: *thinking about it* The arrow's gonna go... actually I'm gonna aim center mass, make it a painless death. As much as I can.
DM: So like right through the eye?
Hunt: Yeah.
DM: Alright, he's gone down.
#D&D mischief#Relni campaign#Relni Recap#Relni Chapter 38#Rogues rolling a Nat20 with sneak attack is so good#so many dice#so much damage#Hunt could've been cruel and shot the Squire through the throat#but she wanted his exit from the world to be relatively painless
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Indie ttrpg designers
We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return
Do I get to roll a d20?
Because I like the d20
That shape pleases me
I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers
I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me
I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me
I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like
Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round
#ttrpg#dnd#so many people so close to super good points about the problems with dnd#and then they go ‘and as an indie designer you should just play Other Games (mine)’#and like. it’s a good point. it also very clearly underlines that you’re marketing via negativity and i’d actually really rather just hear#how good your game is? complaining is not an access point to my wallet#for real tho rec list this shit#indie ttrpg#i have Math Rock Requirements and also i hate d10s for no discernable reason#i don’t like the rest as much but d10s man. i just. i hate em#they are Bad Shape#skinny tutu bitches#not even good for caltrops#xoxo fuck you d10s#i get the math for probability and shit is easier on smaller dice but have you considered:#d20 shape good#and also d20 easily maths into 100 for percent calculations#which is why it’s weird i hate d10s they’re the only other dice that don’t Fucking Suck to calculate percents from#i know a 13 on a d20 is 65% bad#the fuck is a 5 on a d8#(it’s 62.5 but that’s my point fuck decimals)
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hey has anyone seen my buddy astarion he didn't show up for that last cutscene. i just left him in the room across the hall with the - yeah the one with the cursed skull. he was keeping an eye on it for me. why
#me hearing so so many dice rolls happening in the background of the cutscene like i dont even want to know what's happening out there#'yeah our house is mega haunted and i have no idea what's causing it' well. do you think it might be in any way related to the cursed skull#talkin#nox#astarion#bg3
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uuuuuuh ight so AU thats rattling my brain lately- i seen this drawing from @/ theoutcastedartist about an alt version of the ep "Down & Out" with king dice living with the cups and dealing with thier shenanigans. I absolutly adore this idea and kinda wanted to make my own spin on it- (Im not entirly sure what im going to call this Au since i don't like the thought of stealing the Au name from op buut ill think of sumthin) anyway in this version King Dice choose to live with the cup bros to have a better hiding place from the devil since ya know- dude is kinda hiding from him since he failed the guy twice- an who better to hide with than the cuphead who keeps on thwarting all the devil's little tricks to take his soul. Can Dice survie the cups till he's able to get himself back to a independant living or is he just going to take his not so geat chances with the Devil? tune in next time for my sleep deprived rambles and doodles because i can never make anything at a reasonable hour.
#king dice#cuphead#king dice fanart#cuphead show#cuphead fanart#mugman#mugman fanart#ughughuhgf#i draw kd so fast cuz i got so many other doodles piling up#ughughghuhgh
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the way the nein literally met people and went 'the only thing that matters, the only thing, is that we love you.' and then they held true to that no matter how much the world pushed back against them
#the way that in any other story there would have been so many failyres along the way#but purely through the luck of the dice the nein were granted the power to push through and accomplish anything#mighty nein#critical role#critical role campaign 2
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Gotta say, writing higher-level monsters has given me an appreciation for the contortionist acts Paizo sometimes pulls with its creations to make them work properly.
#making a Fey that's supposed to be a martial instead of a spellcaster is an exercise in#'how many abilities affecting its attack rolls can i give it without looking suspicious'#'how ridiculous can i make its stats so it doesn't fold to the first Fortitude check it needs to make'#'how many hit dice above its CR am i allowed to go before things start getting out of hand'
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This time, Host was clumsy. This time, Host left himself vulnerable. This time, finally, the dice were in Mind's favor.
#honeycloves art#Lost in a Dream RP#cccc#tw blood#HOST FUCKED UP SO MANY TIMES HERE?#HE ONLY STABBED MIND IN HIS NON-DOMINANT SHOULDER.#HE CAUTERIZED THE STAB WOUND TO MIND'S NECK#WHICH KEPT HIM FROM BLEEDING OUT.#HE LEFT MIND FOR DEAD *BEHIND HIM*#HE EVEN DROPPED HIS TRIDENT IN HIS FOCUS ON HEART#AND GOD. GOD. GOD. THAT NAT 20 DICE ROLL. THERE WAS NOTHING HOST COULD DO ONCE MIND WAS CLOSED IN ON HIM#IT WAS WIN CONDITIONS ALL AROUND !!!!!!!!
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Honor the Cock part 2: Electric Boogaloo
#the beans are due!#so many nat 20s these last few episodes#the dice tell the story#the ball is rolling up#dimension 20 spoilers#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year
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I just made a terrible realization
In terms of the how old everyone is in the Leo Complex, I'm the middle child
Why is it whenever it's us 3 together I'M always the Leo taking Ls
#/lh of course#first I lose my own challenge of rolling the dnd dice by coming in last place#then I get spammed till my app crashes#and now I'm the middle child#I'm also the odd Leo out because I'm from 2012#please I'm taking so many Ls this isn't fair#I'm so cringeloser core#is it because I'm a father?#did I lose my coolness points with the hip kids?#➼ Blue turtle inner workings#➼ The Leo Complex#➼ Awesome moots
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cringetober day 20 tumblr sexywoman
all characters were requested by my friends except wilhamena I did that one for me
#yes my friend requested fem king dice how could I NOT draw that#ok ko#ok ko fanart#ok ko wilhamena#the owl house#the owl lady#the owl house eda#eda clawthorne#eda the owl lady#eda the owl house#rouge the bat#sonic rouge#sonic the hedgehog#king dice#genderbend#cuphead#multifandom#cuphead king dice#sth rouge#toh#toh fanart#toh eda#ok ko lbh#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#artwork#so…many…tags#tumblr sexywoman
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“if she doesn't want to be called dude i won't call her that” - you are assuming you and your friends read as people trans women feel safe enough to speak up to, while already demonstrating you don't take other people seriously enough.
Your habit and lack of self restraint/awareness matter more than common sense i guess. Like i would never call a transmasc “girl” because that would seem like obvious misgendering, but it's different for trans women apparently.
#see now#as a black person dealing w white people bullshit i understand the hesitation to Speak Up when u are the minority in the room#it's a roll of the dice and you never know how it's gonna go. will they listen? will they double down? will everyone turn against you?#every person you need to confront has the potential to blow up on you and for the situation to get blown out of proportion#but in a way that goes back to it being your fault for speaking up and ruining everything to begin with.#and when i see y'all say shit like “well im gonna keep calling trans women dudes unless they specifically ask me to stop”#i always think about that in comparison. y'all are putting trans women in this position over and over again and acting like#there isn't a glaring power dynamic that would reasonably make a lot of trans women choose to bite their tongues and#take it especially IRL. the thing too is i don't even mind it Myself but the way that y'all insist on doing it despite so many#trans women asking you not to repeatedly is so 😐 the power dynamic thing seemed obvious to me but maybe most of#y'all in the “dude is gender neutral camp” are white lol. y'all REALLY need to do better#lol now I'm thinking more about my irl experience and maybe it's been significantly less annoying bc i surround myself w poc
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my super real comic that exists
#graphic desgin is my PASSION!#nathaniel norwell#yidhra#yima#my art#idv#i hesitate to tag all these serious things for my unserious oc story TOT#this is a comic 12 year old me would have been obsessed with so i made the flavour text extra cliche and overdone lmao#whatever dice game manhua REAL#twelve year old me wouldnt like nano actually probably 🤔 ive gone through many changes#but then again i didnt see anything like that back then lmao. but he wouldve probably hated xxv too TOT for being annoying#but he would like yidhra. so much. i have always liked evil gods#anyways idk if i should make a dice game tag bc sometimes there r dice game posts without xxv (devastating i know)
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