#so many dice

[silvergifting]

working games counter tonight; here are my favorite encounters of the day

-- dropped a bag of like, 100 d20s on the floor (anguish)

-- man told me he wanted to play dnd but then said 'nah' about every module i showed him bc he didn't enjoy the color scheme? of the dnd logo?

-- had a 20 minute convo with a random person about jarlaxle

-- played a casual game of chess w a guy who was waiting for his wife to finish shopping bc i had demos out and it was slow

-- someone was in absolute disbelief when i told her i didn't have a game that was discontinued in 2005

-- man telling me that he doesn't do drugs because he plays warhammer (yes)

-- finished a whole book!

-- old person telling me they just wanted TRADITIONAL DICE, none of that evil twenty-sided nonsense

-- being told the specifics of why catan is the worst board game to ever exist and should be banned permanently. by someone purchasing an expansion for catan.

[xiewho]

the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude

[soraavalon]

DM: Hunt.

Hunt: Okay. Hmmm....Oh god, was the Summer Knight's request to Mary spoken in Common or Sylvan?

DM: Sylvan.

Hunt: Okay.

DM: I don't think this fucker know how to speak Common.

Hunt (OOC): Oh my god. (IC): Bonus action Steady Aim.

DM: Okay.

Hunt: Aim my shortbow at the Squire.

DM: Mm-hmm.

Hunt: *rolls* Oh, that's a Natural 20.

DM: Hell yeah!

Eudora (OOC): Yeah!

Jeremiah (OOC): That man is fuckin' dead.

DM: Fuck it up!

Hunt: Okay, my shortbow is a d6 plus 3, so 2d6 for the shortbow right, 'cause for crits we double the dice?

DM: Correct, yes.

Hunt: *rolling* Alright and then I have to roll 6d6 for my sneak attack.

DM: Yeah!

Hunt: Alright, 3+2+ *rolls sneak attack dice* 6+3+3 *rolls* 6+5+2. 30 points of damage.

DM: Oohh! That is pretty much just enough. How do you take out the Squire?

Hunt: Hmm...The Squire was pretty much verbal with their spells, right?

DM: Seemed to be.

Hunt: *thinking about it* The arrow's gonna go... actually I'm gonna aim center mass, make it a painless death. As much as I can.

DM: So like right through the eye?

Hunt: Yeah.

DM: Alright, he's gone down.

[ruushes]

hey has anyone seen my buddy astarion he didn't show up for that last cutscene. i just left him in the room across the hall with the - yeah the one with the cursed skull. he was keeping an eye on it for me. why

[hugsarethugs]

uuuuuuh ight so AU thats rattling my brain lately- i seen this drawing from @/ theoutcastedartist about an alt version of the ep "Down & Out" with king dice living with the cups and dealing with thier shenanigans. I absolutly adore this idea and kinda wanted to make my own spin on it- (Im not entirly sure what im going to call this Au since i don't like the thought of stealing the Au name from op buut ill think of sumthin) anyway in this version King Dice choose to live with the cup bros to have a better hiding place from the devil since ya know- dude is kinda hiding from him since he failed the guy twice- an who better to hide with than the cuphead who keeps on thwarting all the devil's little tricks to take his soul. Can Dice survie the cups till he's able to get himself back to a independant living or is he just going to take his not so geat chances with the Devil? tune in next time for my sleep deprived rambles and doodles because i can never make anything at a reasonable hour.

[electroniccollectiondonut]

the way the nein literally met people and went 'the only thing that matters, the only thing, is that we love you.' and then they held true to that no matter how much the world pushed back against them

[monstersdownthepath]

Gotta say, writing higher-level monsters has given me an appreciation for the contortionist acts Paizo sometimes pulls with its creations to make them work properly.

[hhoneycloves]

This time, Host was clumsy. This time, Host left himself vulnerable. This time, finally, the dice were in Mind's favor.

[kittyoverlord]

Honor the Cock part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[kuromi-hoemie]

“if she doesn't want to be called dude i won't call her that” - you are assuming you and your friends read as people trans women feel safe enough to speak up to, while already demonstrating you don't take other people seriously enough.

Your habit and lack of self restraint/awareness matter more than common sense i guess. Like i would never call a transmasc “girl” because that would seem like obvious misgendering, but it's different for trans women apparently.

[jekyllmachine]

i snuck in two non-lisa fanarts here please forgive me

[justanotherhomelessromantic]

the dice when Cassandra needs to be saved: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the dice when shrimp jump:🤘🤘🤘🤘

[idyllic-idioms]

look at my first attempt at making dice boy

[mic-check-stims]

Walkshipping board for that one anon from forever ago who asked about my ships

X-X X-X X-X

[hugsarethugs]

i am gripping someone by the shoulders and rattling them

[knowlesian]

one of my favorite games to play whenever i rewatch the bear is “spot the very realistic health code/basic kitchen rule violations”

so far my favorite is one of the ones i’ve never seen mentioned: how often people wear their aprons outside the kitchen, which is absolutely a no-no and equally absolutely happens all the goddamned time and i am speaking from a lot of experience on that one