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[crithaus]

Morgwen Bodyguard!AU where it's the whole gang in mostly modern times. This is extensive, bear with me.

Through some series of events I haven't thought of yet England has not become England as we know it yet though most of history remains the same and Uther Pendragon is King Regnant of Albion, and he does about just as good a job rearing two kids as he does running a country and has a great vast many enemies so his heir apparent Crown Prince Arthur and his ward Morgana, now Duchess of Gorlois after the death of her 'father', are now in desperate need of a constant detail of bodyguards.

enter gwen and the gang

his capital city can only bear to send CIS' - Camelot Intelligence Services - finest on recommendation by his own friend and personal physician. Sends him 2 3-cell teams of their best intelligence agents or at least, least likely to kill each other while guarding bodys yknow.

And Morgana gets hers. Her team leader, sniper and combat specialist Lancelot, ex combat pilot turned all around agent Elyan and to her immense surprise, Elyan's super super gorgeous sister, Guinevere.

Arthur gets his cell, team leader Leon his getaway driver and head strategist, defense and combat specialist Gwaine and hacker Merlin, though the poor boy gets a secondary job as Arthur's PA too which takes up much of his time.

Morgana's spent every moment of her life that she can remember simpering with high society boys and girls, all of them either vapid and idiotic or worse yet, cruel and calculating and never ever has she met a woman more fascinating than Gwen. She's her new personal assistant much like Merlin is Arthur's, with an eidetic memory and the management skills of Hannibal fucking Barca, a parisian boutique's worth of seamstress ability and the personal upkeep, maintainence and even some smithing of all her cell's weapons. She runs shit like the navy and when Morgana asks why she isn't team leader, Gwen just laughs and oh man is her laugh pretty, and shrugs, "someone needs to be focused solely on you yknow." While looking at her with the biggest doe-iest eyes and Morgana finds herself blushing a lot more?? Beaming ear to ear, too. And

Idk Morgana dragging Gwen off to galas and Gwen taking her off to more low key spots, the club perchance, and Gwen getting wowed by morgana's rapier wit and political acumen and Morgana getting wowed by this absolutely radiant beam of sunshine who snatched a gun out of a mugger's holster before he could do anything and popped some other dude 30 paces away without a hair out of place and adventures. Gwen absolutely despises Uther, Morgana hates all the snooty folk that expect Gwen to kowtow to them. Gwen finds that though her job is to personally assist, the Duchess is actually quite nice, fiercely loyal to her as if just the doing of her job is enough to warrant such, though shes achingly lonely so maybe that's why, is very funny, and kind, and compassionate if a little impulsive and rash, and comes up with the funniest insults imaginable murmured directly into her ear as she stands at her post in the back of x meeting of uther's privy council or y public function. Also that her eyes are theeee most brilliantly clear shade of green, like the still clear pond near her house, like garnet-

Morgana has awful nightmares of totally not suspicious events that come true an odd amount of the time and Gwen is receiving back Intel from CIS and Uther about potential stirring of war from a King Cenred across ye Olde channel and they go on cool car chases and maybe there's a shopping montage or two but yea. Idk how to end this but uther realizes he doesn't have to die a shitty old man and legitimizes Morgana as a princess of the blood before he chokes and when she and Gwen get married it's princess style babyyy

Oh and definitely morgana giving herself up to some assailants cuz gwen is hurt and some baddies cracking poor morgana on the head and Gwen frantically trying to keep her awake and morgana is just griiiiiinning at her all restored even as concussed as she is cuz this angel is cupping her face in her hands and yea, that thing

[nyxypoo]

good night everyone <3 (i want biker!endo to bend me over his motorcycle while i wear his helmet.)

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

1, 9, 11, 13 :)

1: coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

depends on for what But coffee mugs are pretty solid no matter what <3

9: favorite smell in the summer?

probably like. woods smell idk how to describe it. or dewy grass i suppose. oo and fresh fruit like peaches and watermelon :)

11: what you have for breakfast on an average day?

... nothing </3

13: lanyard or key ring?

key ring if i had one, lanyards are too much on my neck lol

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[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

im going to kill someone

[ladysophiebeckett]

been off coffee for about a week but i still take excedrin for a headache. im trying to only drink teas and water and its okay. im not, like, dying. but i feel i deserve a little treat and that little treat should be a latte.

[thedumestflower]

Oh golly gosh I love hyper fixating on a wildly obscure price of media that I end up planning to remake and rewrite all the characters and story!

Anyways I'm planning to re-make Mari Mari cutie (that one fever dream ass webseries) and here's all the redesigns so far

(I'm also adding in a lot of my own characters heehoo)

So here we have From right to left (oldest to youngest)

Elizabeth(Lizzie) Jaiden kawaii(28),

Marina (mari) Skyler kawaii(15),

And Katherine (Katie) Luanne kawaii (10)

Here's their individual icons as well!

Here's Lizzie's work outfit as well for the funnies

So, basically I'm gonna be changing basically everything about the story, removing parts, adding parts , redesigning and rewriting everything. I plan to make this mainly in text format, probably with a few illustrations here and there, so stay in tuned!

[akkivee]

as for me myself and i, winning is all i know lmao

[oddtripps]

Drawing my brain friends cause they won't stfu!!!!

[squirmydonnie]

I need to stop being too scared to go downstairs

CW: eating weird again in tags

[dizzytitty]

I feel like such a failure for not being able to cook every week or multiple times a week

[falloutcoys]

i haaaaaate restrictive antibiotic instructions

what do you meeaaaan 4x a day (so about every 6 hours, already annoying), do not eat for 2 hours before or 1 hr after, do not take shortly before laying down. how am i supposed to make this work

[salsflore]

thinking about a simple domestic life with ur f/os... matching house slippers and toothbrushes and waking up beside each other. having your pictures framed on the nightstand! doing the laundry together and quietly sharing meals. helping each other get ready in the morning & then coming home to them or vice versa. waking up to the smell of something new they’re baking (hopefully its pleasant, not burnt...) or hearing them sing in the shower at night. seeing their clothes in your closet and their favorite trinkets around the house. literally just co-existing in the same space. give me a second i feel ill

[isdalinarhot]

when i read elantris i was going to school full time still. but i was commuting so i didnt have a meal plan. but i had an 8:30 am class and a 2:30 pm class (and on mondays a 6:30 pm class that went until 8:30 pm. pro tip to college students that follow me: don't do this) so i was at school through lunch. but at that time i was going to be moving out of my parents' house in like, a month, so i was saving up money to buy, like, ikea furniture and shit, so i couldn't just go out to eat five days a week. all this is to say, i was not eating lunch most days during that period of my life. so when raoden was like oh my god im so hungry it hurts oh my god im suffering oh my god i would do anything for food please please please i was like *ate breakfast 8 hours ago and will not get to eat for another 3 hours voice* ME TOO MAN. immersive experience

[aceyanaheim]

Tryin to find something to wear that mom wont comment but isnt too bad for hot weather but i feel comfortable is gahhh

[extemporary-username]

Looking up while brushing my teeth

It's me in the mirror

Hadn't seen him in a while

Welcome back, me

[pro-crastinate17]

me when. did i eat today?