#so im sitting there in a corner w my party hat

[storm-of-feathers]

oh boy

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FRAT BOY LANDO x ENGINEERING NERD OSCAR x LITERATURE NERD READER PLEASE OMG (i saw pics of oscar in a tux and lando with the backwards hat)

ummmm this was in drafts and it kinda goes w some other asks i got the other day ab frat boy lando and engineer oscar so im gonna go on ab oscar and reader meeting in the library.

oscar and reader meet in the library when all the other tables are full so he asks to sit with her, but she doesn’t hear him. she’s got like three books open along with her laptop and a ton of pens and highlighters, sticky notes and tabs all over the pages so she can add notes and save pages for later. it looks like a scattered mess to him, but she looks perfectly calm as she scrawls pretty cursive onto a sticky note and then carefully places it underneath a specific line. she looks up and jumps when she sees him waiting there, removes an airpod and apologizes for not noticing him. he would laugh it off and apologizes for standing there, then repeats himself. she agrees and pulls her books closer, reorganizes her pile of writing utensils and note pads so he'll have more room. he takes the invitation to set his stuff down and pulls out the seat across from her.

her airpod goes back in and he's relieved he didn't get stuck with w chatterbox because he really needs to work. the next few days follow that pattern, the library being full and him joining her at her table in the back corner after navigating his way through and not finding his own. after a week, he gets into the habit of going straight to her table and it becomes a kind of ritual. he doesn’t even ask anymore, she somehow sees him coming each time and shuffles her possessions around to make room for him and they study in silence until one of them leaves.

after a few impromptu silent study sessions he’s noticed she always carries snacks with her, and he’s buying himself a snack from the vending machine and sees the last of her favorites and buys it without thinking. when he gets to the table, pulls a candy bar from his backpack and slides it across the table, says it was the last one and he knows it’s her favorite. she’s like, “i’ve never told you that?” and he tells her she has one with her every time and he just saw it and got it for her. she’s trying not to swoon because they’ve hardly talked and he’s paying attention to her? knows what candy bar she eats mid study session?

then, he gets there after a month of perfect silent study sessions and there’s someone sitting next to her, clearly distracting her from her work. he stops in the aisle, a dozen paces from them and watches as he tucks her hair behind her ear and she bites her lip. it irritates him, watching the interaction. this is a library. meant for studying. not flirting. he suddenly steps forward, purposely slapping the sole of his shoe onto the ground so she’ll hear. like a dog hearing a whistle, her head jokes over and she grins, automatically rearranging the table for him. she speaks to him for the first time in weeks, “hey! i hope you don’t mind, we have a project together.”

oscar waits until lando leaves an hour later to ask if she wants to hang out some time, and she’d tease him about being jealous. he insists he was already going to ask her when he arrived but they’d been interrupted. she’d ask what he wants to do and he’d shrug and say, “i dunno, movies, dinner? a picnic? bowling? we can do whatever you want.” the hang out certainly sounds more like a date, so she teases him a little more, “are you asking me out on a date, oscar?” and he rolls his eyes and nudges her foot with his under the table and says, “yeah, yeah. whatever. friday?” and she kinda winces and says, “actually, i’m supposed to go to a party at lan’s on friday- you could come too though!”

oscar huffs out a laugh and says, “you’re inviting me to a party he invited you to? i don’t think he’d want me there. parties aren’t my scene. saturday?” she instantly nods and agrees, and they make plans to go see a movie and get dinner. oscar ends up going to the party even though he hates them, tells his friend logan about his date and logan drags him to the party because he’s convinced lando invited her to fuck and if he leaves her alone with him friday night there’s no way he’s getting his date. logan seems to be right because when he finds reader she’s with lando and he has his arm around her shoulders as he pours a drink into her cup. oscar interrupts by asking what she’s drinking and she’s on her third drink, hears his voice and gets too excited. she spins away from lando as he’s still pouring, the vodka spilling onto the tile as her cup moves with her and she wraps oscar in a hug. she’s telling him how happy she is he decided to come, lando's glaring at him and he's genuinely thankful his best friend dragged him to a party for once.

lando tries to steer her away from oscar numerous times, grabbing her wrist and pulling her with him, resting a possessive arm over her shoulder and walking away with her. each time she finds oscar again and they chat until lando finds her and grumbles that he thought she was getting a drink, or peeing. she's like "ohhh sorry, i saw oscar and got distracted!" oscar brimming with pride that she saw him and forgot what she was doing, forgot about lando. but then lando's steering her away again and he's watching them go, hoping she'll find him again soon.

she lets it slip where they're having dinner the next night, and lando conveniently shows up and joins them at their booth before either of them can stop him.. lando’s never felt better than when oscar’s jaw clenched as he slid into their booth, and dropped his arm over her shoulder like it belonged there, and asked it they mind him joining. oscar snaps that they do mind. but lando ignores him and asks her what they’re doing out together, like it isn’t painfully obvious they’re on a date. they’re both a little more dressed up than normal, wanting to impress the other, and he had seen the soft look she was giving oscar before lando appeared behind him and then sat next to her. it’s definitely awkward and lando is happy with the uncomfortable tension, smirking when the waitress comes over and says she didn’t know they had a third, and asks what he would like to drink and if they’re all ready to order.

[toriwakes]

Chrysanthemums [Draco Malfoy x Potter!Reader]

summary: you’ve lived in america for the past 15 years of your life. then, everything changed with one letter.

content warnings: very light cursing. some angst (?)

a/n: omg hi!! officially my second request, im so excited to share!! i know it’s SUUUUPER long but bars with me? i’m so proud of it and i’d actually love to do a mini series w this so lmk what u all think! ty for the request @peneflop !

everyone in america knew about harry potter. even though voldemort was a criminal in another country, americans felt just as worried. when the news got out, everyone was all over you. ‘(y/n) potter! are you related to him?’ you didn’t know the answer. but it was most likely not, right?

you sat next to your best friends, wishing them a good morning. “want to go pick up the mail?” lena asked. you nodded. the three of you walked down the halls, giggling and gossiping. “what’re you doing for halloween, (y/n)?” gina asked. you shrugged. “dunno. probably nothing. why?” she let out a dramatic gasp. “you’ve gotta come to this party! please don’t miss it, it’s gonna be amazing!” you laughed at her and turned the corner, entering the mail room. “i’ll think about it.” she made a face and you all separated to open your mail boxes. you flipped through your letters- nothing special. then something caught your eye. a parchment envelope with a burgundy wax seal. “guys?” your two friends rushed over. “what?” the said in unison. with a shaky hand, you lifted up the letter. “holy.” “shit.”

it was settled. you were moving to london and going to hogwarts. you were not keen on the idea at all, but the albus dumbledore demanded you be there. no witch could just say no. right now you were at the station, watching as hundreds of witches and wizards staggered around. “why’d you have to go before halloween?” gina sighed. you pouted. “i’ll write to you both once a week. i’ll tell you everything.” “yeah, you better!” lena teased. then you were met with anna. anna was your care taker. she wasn’t related to you but she cared for you since you didn’t have any connections to your family. you were told that your parents died in a car crash and they were both only children, so you had no aunts or uncles. poor circumstances, but that was your life. “i’m gonna miss you.” you said it quickly, afraid you may cry if you spoke too slow. “i’ll miss you too.” she was already crying. “now go, everyones already on.” you hugged them and waved goodbye before boarding the train.

you didn’t know anyone here. you shuffled to the back of the train and tried not to make yourself stand out too much. you walked back as far as you could and found yourself in a dark section of the train with empty booths. you smiled and sat down, pulling out your book that you brought along. you were daydreaming of lena and gina when you heard footsteps. when you shifted your gaze to the doorway, you jaw almost dropped. a tall (yet skinny) pale boy stood there. he along with two beefy men didn’t pay any mind to you. you hoped they wouldn’t notice you, but you were the only one there, it was unlikely they wouldn’t. they actually all got situated and you thought you were in the clear- until someone else came in. “i saw the saint on the way in. almost puked.” a brunette girl in all black clothes joked. they all laughed. “how was everyone’s- oh?” she saw you. the three boys looked at you, eyebrows furrowed. “hello, i’ve never seen you.” she spoke softly and say in front of you. “yeah. i’m new, it’s nice to meet you.” you stuck out your hand for a handshake. “american? that’s cute. i’m pansy.” she took your hand and you smiled. “pansy, that’s a pretty name. like the flower?” she didn’t say anything. you cleared your throat awkwardly. “i’m (y/n).” she smiled as a response. “would you three stop being so rude? introduce yourselves!” she was referring to the three boys. the blonde one stood up first. “malfoy.” he said curtly. you gave him a friendly smile. he didn’t return it. “goyle. that’s crabbe. he doesn’t talk much.” crabbe gave you a smile that you gladly returned. “come sit with us.”

for the next hour or so you bonded with your three new friends. pansy did most of the talking, goyle occasionally dropping in. draco didn’t speak too much but you could tell he was listening. every time he did, however, your ears got hot and you felt warm. he was very cute, but you didn’t know him like that. “the trolly is passing. (y/n), if i gave you some galleons would you get us some snacks? anything is fine.” you nodded, but were mildly confused. what the fuck are galleons? “pansy, she’s american. she doesn’t know what galleons are.” draco said. “oh- that’s right. go with her then.” pansy suggested. you took the gold coins from pansy and stood, draco following you. “hello! anything from the trolly?” the kind old woman asked. you picked out the thinks that look the nicest, draco talking the coins from your hand and giving them to the woman. you ignored the race in your heart when his hand touched yours. “did you get that?” he asked. you nodded. “you don’t speak too much, do you.” it wasn’t really a question. as you were about to answer, you made eye contact with a boy with very round glasses. could it be harry? draco noticed this and ushered you forward. “don’t talk to him.” just wait till they found out about your last name...

the students piled into the great hall, which was huge and rather beautiful. gather headmaster, who you recognized as professor dumbledore rose and spoke a few words. then, he made eye contact with you. “let the sorting ceremony begin!” you shuffled in with all the first years feeling awkward. the upper class man gave you strange looks- they must’ve thought you were daft. finally, you heard your name. “(y/n) potter?” you heard gasps in every direction. you stepped forward and sat on the stool. then, you felt the hat on your head. your hands were sweating.“another potter, eh? same qualities as the first yes... but where to put you?” everyone seemed to be on the edge of their seats. the 7 minutes that had passed felt like 10 hours. then, you heard a small voice in your head. this voice wasn’t yours. “what’ll it be then? gryffinor or slytherin?’ you blinked. ‘just put me where you think i’ll exceed.’ you don’t know how, but you felt the sorting hat smirk. “SLYTHERIN!” the hat boomed. a mixture of gasps and cheers erupted. the witch who sorted you pointed to the direction of the house decorated in green and silver- you beamed when you saw pansy. you sat next to her and she embraced you into a hug. “bloody hell, you didn’t tell me you were a potter! you don’t remember anything from that night, do you?” draco didn’t say anything. “what do you mean?” you asked. now they all just looked at you weird. “do you actually not know what happened?” draco asked. you shook your head. “(y/n)...almost a decade ago, voldemort killed your parents. you and harry survived, you’re the only two that have ever lived after getting hit with the killing curse.” hearing all of this was almost too much to handle. so you did have a family? it wasn’t a car crash? your brother is the chosen one? “how? how did no one know?” pansy looked at you with pity. “you two were separated as infants. no one knew what you looked like. besides, for some reason you don’t have the scar like he does.” pansy said while moving your hair out of your face. scar? like the one on your chest? you didn’t mention it, but you wondered if that was what she meant. “we’ll treat you all the same. don’t you fret.” pansy smiled. “thank merlin she’s not a gryffindor though.” goyle commented. everyone laughed. “what’s wrong with the gryffindors?” draco eyed the table behind you. “they’re a bunch of snobs. think they’re so much better than everyone because they’ve got potter on their side, well guess what? now so do we.” you hummed and turned around. harry was gazing at you already.

that night you found a tie, a sweater, some slytherin robes and a little slytherin flag in your dorm. if harry was a gryffinor, shouldn’t you also be? you shook your head from the thought- you’re done second guessing yourself. to take your mind off it, you pulled out your stationary and began to write to your best friends back in america. boy did you have some things to share...

officially 3 weeeks till halloween. your friends were sending you letter about how excited they were, but you were bummed. you didn’t tell them that your parents died on halloween, you knew it would kill the fun for them. you smiled at the letter and the cute picture of them attached. you pinned it to the cork board- right next to the slytherin flag. you smiled to yourself and grabbed your school bag, existing the dorms and heading into the common rooms. your friends seemed to be waiting for you. “finally! i’m starved, let’s go.” pansy linked arms with you and led you out, hiding you to the great hall. the stares you used to revive everywhere faded. it was like you were always there. “what classes do you all have today?” you questioned, biting into your bagel. “astronomy, potions, transfiguration and defense. you?” draco asked. you and draco finally became formal friends. you owed it all to the many classes you shared together and pansy’s constant pestering. “the same. i just gave potions first.” everyone dove into conversation about their school schedule, followed by how much they hated it. you laughed every now and then but your mind was somewhere else. you had harry in a few classes today. you and him haven’t talked at hall, surprisingly. you were simply too intimidated to do so. “(y/n)!” goyle was calling you. “yeah?” “i said we better get going. if your first class is potions, you don’t want to be late.” you simply nodded and headed with your group to your classes. everyone broke off to their classes as you walked around the castle, but you noticed that draco stuck with you. “i thought you had astronomy?” you only asked once he was outside your classroom. “i do.” “then why are you here?” you never really noticed how much taller draco was than you. “i just wanted to make sure you got here safe. if that not what friends do?” you cocked a brow. “you never walk me to my classes. “bloody hell, im sorry i won’t do it again!” he said quickly. you chuckled. “that’s more like it.” at that, you entered class and he walked away. there was something about him...

“pay attention mrs.granger.” you felt like rolling your eyes at your professor. he was always finding a reason to kick on the gryffindors. however when snape saw nearly everyone was struggling, he huffed and raised his hands to gain the class’s attention. “alright. split into groups of two and finish the potion. do not pair with someone from your house.” everyone shuffled around- harry was looking at you. you acted first, picking up your books and moving to harry’s desk. “hi.” you said. “hello.” he responded. you two worked silently but used teamwork. you ready him instructions while he acted out. “wow, we’re doing way better than i thought we would’ve.” you gave him a curious look. “not that i didn’t think you’d do good, i meant-“ you cut him off by laughing. “you really are my brother aren’t you?” he went quiet. “about that.” you moved your head up to look at him. “i guess we should talk about it.” he nodded in agreement. snape approached your table. “since you two like to do a lot of chatting, we’ll test your potion. snape stuck a dropper in the potion and poured it onto a round item covered in warts. slowly but surely, the warts popped away. “perhaps you’re not as incompetent as i thought.” was all he said before leaving the cauldron and dismissing you both.

you and harry spent the rest of potions and a bit of lunch sitting outside, talking about life and everything you missed out on. “so when you were thirteen- you blew up our aunt?” harry laughed harder at the memory. “harry! there you are.” hermione and ron showed up behind him. “oh- hey guys. wanna sit?” hermione gave you an uncomfortable look. “i’d love to, but i need to speak to you alone harry.” just in cue, you heard your best friends voice. “(y/n)!” you turned around and saw pansy as well as draco. “it’s fine, i have to go anyway. see you later.” you hugged your brother and you both split off. “finally talked to him?” pansy questioned. “yeah. it felt good.” she smiled as a response and the three of you settled on hanging out near the lank for the remainder of lunch. you didn’t catch it, but draco smiled at your happiness.

one week till halloween. you were more upset than happy, but harry wasn’t too effected, but he’s known the truth for 4 years. you found out last month. since it was a weekend, the hogwarts students were roaming about, chatting about their plans for the big night. your friends apologized to you, explaining that they all had detention early morning with mcgonagall. well- all but one. draco walked up to you in the common room and sat beside you. over the past month you and draco became even closer than before. you found yourself having a lot of alone time with him, learning new things about the boy every time. the more you learned a the more interested you became, and before you knew it; you were slowly falling for draco malfoy.

“hey.” you chimed. “do you want to go for a walk?” he said after a minute of silence. you noticed he wasn’t making eye contact with you. you set down your book slowly. finally he looked at you, curious why you were taking so long to answer. “are you bloody deaf? i asked if you wanted to go for a walk.” you giggled while nodding. “yes-yes, i just love hearing how sassy you get. cmon.” you left first and you could hear draco mumbling something along the lines of ‘i’m not sassy...’ under his breath. you thought he was adorable.

the two of you ended up at the lake. it became a usual hangout spot for you and your friends. you did things like talk the day away, finish homework and especially practice magic here. there was a small patch of flowers in the grass- that’s how you identified your spot. as you and draco relaxed you flicked your wand, a flower now blooming in your hand. “..you love that spell.” he said, interrupting his last sentence. you looked at him, moving your body so that you were facing him. “guess i do.” you hummed softly, leaning forward to tuck the chrysanthemum behind his ear. he looked at you like you had three heads- was he not used to kind gestures? “that looks nice next to your hair.” you commented. his confused gaze stuck. you ignored it and continued swishing your wand, anxious that you may have done something wrong. just then, draco let out a sigh. “goddamnit.” he sounded defeated. “what’s wrong?” you asked. he finally looked at you normally, but this time he looked sad. “you. this is all your fault, you know that? i’m supposed to be this cold hearted, asshole type of guy. i wasn’t going to let myself get soft for some girl, especially an american.” you had no idea where he was going with this. the more he spoke, the more nervous you got. is he saying he doesn’t want to be friends? “but you’re so kind, and smart. you care so much about your friends and those you love. how could i not like you? and you being gorgeous is just a bonus...” you could not believe what you were hearing. was he admitting to having feelings for you? the silence scared him, so you spoke up. “are you saying what i think you’re saying?” he winced. “bloody hell, i’m saying i like you, you dimwit!” so you were right. “well..i like you too, draco?” he widened his eyes and tilted his head as if to say, ‘really?’ “yes, you dimwit.” you mocked. he chuckled and pulled out his wand. “hold out your hands and close your eyes.” you did as he asked, feeling something sprout in your palms. “open.” when you did, what appeared to be a flower crown (made up from chrysanthemums) rested in your hands. you gasped from joy, lifting it up so you could get a better look at it. “i love it.” you spoke. “(y/n)...would you ever consider being my girlfriend?” you felt time stop. draco really wanted you to be his girlfriend. “yes!” you said happily. he beamed back at you, looked at the flower-clad ground and smiling even brighter. “cool.” he chuckled. “cool.” you responded.

a few days later when you finally got the chance, you ran to your dorm to write to lena and gina. they were gonna flip! just as you planted the wax seal, you heard screaming coming from outside your door. there was pansy, bursting in and hugging you. “you’re dating draco?! oh my god!” she squealed. you laughed at the excitement. “yes! it’s amazing isn’t it?” you said. “yes! oh i’m so excited, my two best friends- dating!!!” pansy smiled greatly. “i’m going to the owlery, would you-“ “DRACO! take your girlfriend to the owlery!” you shook your head at pansy, bidding her goodbye and leaving with draco.

“who are you sending this to?” draco questioned as you attached the letter to the owls leg. “my friends back in america.” you stared as the owl flew away, farther and father, until it was out of sight. suddenly you felt a hand wrap around your waist- draco was looking at you with heart eyes. “what?” you laughed. “you’re just...really gorgeous.” you blushed hard. you didn’t even notice that you were staring at draco’s lips- and he was staring back. you both leaned in closer and one of his plate hands cupped your cheek. “can i kiss you?” he whispered so quietly you weren’t even sure you heard it. still, you nodded and he closed the gap. his lips were as soft as clouds, fitting like a missing puzzle piece with yours. you could’ve stayed like that forever; just you and him. but all good things must come to an end, right? “(y/n)?” the voice of your brother alarmed you, making you break away from draco. “potter.” draco spat. “get away from her!” harry ran to pull you away from him, standing in front of you as if draco was going to hurt you. “harry what are you doing?” you whined, moving him out of the way so now you were in between the boys. the way the two boys looked at each other- you knew there was some history you haven’t discovered. “protecting you? you don’t know what he could’ve brought you up here for!” draco looked at you; he was extremely annoyed. “harry, draco’s my boyfriend. i’m fine..” harry’s mouth hung open, eyes flickering from you to draco and back again. “potter, is there a problem?” draco asked in his usual sassy voice. “let’s see; you’re dating my sister, why would we have a problem malfoy?” shit.

harry stormed away out of rage. the walk back to the common rooms was silent. your head was too full to talk. you had just reconnected with harry, were you going to ruin it all just by being with draco? you really likes the blonde, but was he worth ruining your new founded family? “what are you thinking about?” he spoke finally. you snapped out of your gaze, shaking your head. “nothing.” “no, i know you’re thinking. you get all quiet when you think.” he knew you well, which made you feel a little better. “i think harry’s mad at me. i just met him and he already hates me.” draco cupped your cheeks, making you look at him. “listen to me- he does not hate you. you’re his sister, his only family. he couldn’t hate you.” you smiled in his hands. you told him you’d meet him back in the common room later. you had to find harry.

you walked around the castle for what felt like an hour, finally finding him in an empty classroom on the third floor. you entered silently. he was sitting on a desk with his back facing you. “hi.” you choked out. harry turned around and said nothing when he saw you. you took it upon yourself to sit next to him. “harry-“ “do you like him? like, actually like him?” you thought about it for a moment. you considered lying, maybe that’ll make him hate you less. but you knew he’d eventually find out and it’s only make things worse. “yeah. i do.” harry put his face in his hands. “not only are you a slytherin but you’re dating my sworn enemy.” he shook his head and laughed while saying it. “hey!” you said while playfully shoving him. the laughter died and you sat in sad silence again. “i don’t me being with draco to mess up our relationship.” harry but his lip in thought. “is there anything i could do to make it up to you?” you pleaded. an idea popped into your head. you pulled out your wand and swished it- a flower wreath following. “chrysanthemums?” harry asked, taking the wreath into his hands. you smiled. “yeah.” he put the wreath on his head as a joke, but it brushed some of his hair out of his forehead on the way. “i meant to ask you about the scar.” “what about it?” he said. you moves your shirt down, exposing the lightning bolt scar on your chest. “blimey.” he looked very shocked. “i don’t really know what this means.” you whispered. harry shook his head, implying he didn’t either. “are we alright then?” harry fidgeted with the wreath. it dawned upon him that no- he couldn’t stay mad at you. you’re the only family he has left. “i guess.”

over the next week you magras to patch things up with harry and draco well enough to celebrate halloween in peace. the feast was ravishing. you ate so many sweets that you couldn’t imagine having back in america. as per usual you sat with the slytherins- but something was telling you u that you should be with harry. so without a second though you turned to draco, “what do you think of eating with harry?” he almost spit out his pumpkin juice. “you brother hates me (y/n), you know that.” he knew you were going to get your way, but he was trying to convince you not to. your mind was made up. “he’ll have to deal with it.” let’s just say gryffindor wasn’t too fond of having slytherins at their table.

being draco’s girlfriend was a blessing. he showered you with gifts, affection, appreciation. you couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend. there was never a time where you doubted his feelings for you. now was one of them. you two were in his dorm, listening to the soft, low music coming from his record player. you were both just gazing at the ceiling while wrapped in each other’s arms. it’s not that you didn’t love lazy days with draco- you certainly did. you just really wanted to do something right now. “draco?” you finally said. “hmm?” you loved when he responded with a hum. you couldn’t explain why, but it made you go all fuzzy inside. “i wanna do something fun,” you flipped over so you were hovering above him now. he scrunched his brows. “like what?” you thought about it. what could two, 15 year olds do at one in the morning? “wanna sneak into the kitchens?” he burst out in laughter. you wanted to ask him what was so funny, but with a smile like that? you had to laugh with him. “alright- alright. let’s go.” so that’s how you two ended up there, pajamas and all. everything would’ve gone fine if draco would’ve just worn shoes. “bloody hell!” he screamed, dropping all the snacks. draco stubbed his toe on a nearby cart, and of course he had to be dramatic about it. “draco hush!-“ but it was too late. the lights turned on and the house elves caught you, immediately reporting to filch.

you never wished draco wasn’t such a diva more than right now. your saturday was being stolen by detention. even though you were with him, the detention was being watched by snape and you weren’t risking it again. you checked the clock; still two hours? god, you were gonna be here forever if something didn’t happen- “professor!” it was dolores umbridge, dressed in all pink, stumbling through the door. “yes, professor?” snape sneered. she straightened herself up and spoke in her high voice, “there are difficulties with some gryffindor student i could use some assistance with.” she said. “is there anyone else you can ask? i’m preoccupied at the moment..” she giggled. “yes, but i’m sure these students will listen to you.” umbridge looked at you and draco, obviously noticing the green color on your robes. “besides. i’m sure they’ve learned their lesson- haven’t you, children?” you both nodded frantically. “you’re dismissed.” you and draco shot up, not asking any questions and only daring to speak once they were both out of ear shot. “you’re an idiot, you know that?” you told him, playfully (but not really) shoving him to the side. he took your hand and put it in his, smirking to himself more than at you. “‘m your idiot.” rolled your eyes at the blonde. he really was.

before you knew it, the school year was passing by. you and harry were going to america along with some other friends to visit your home. ron was a nervous reck on the plane, not understanding why muggles put themselves through this torture. finally the four of you landed, slowly but surely making it through security and such. that’s when you spotted your two best friends- from miles away, at that. you ran towards them at full speed, almost toppling then over when you embraced them. “i missed you so much!” lena shouted. “i missed you too! god i have so many stories- oh! i need to introduce you to some people!” you face palmed, completely forgetting about your guests. “this-“ you grabbed harry’s arm and shoved him in front of you. “-is harry.” your friends gave you the exact same look; ‘is he..?’ you nodded. “erm- pleasure to meet you. i’m her brother.” both their eyes went wide, and they both hopped on him. “anna is going to go crazy! two potters- wow! she’s already had enough with toria let me tell you-“ “gina!” you scolded. she just laughed. “ah yes, this is ron, he hated me when i first met him.” ron threw his arms up. “you’re a slytherin, what’d you expect?” you hit him in the head as a response. you also ignored how lena ogled ron. then, you felt your boyfriends long arm snake around your waste and press a chaste kiss to your head. “it’s not as bad as i thought it’d be here.” he commented. “and this my dear friends; is draco. my boyfriend.” draco smiled kindly and held out his hand. they both shook it. harry rolled his eyes in annoyance. then you saw her. “anna!” you’ve done a lot of screaming today, you noticed. harry showed up behind you, tapping you on the shoulder. “who’s that?”

harry almost cried when he found out he had a guardian. he had told you about sirius, but he sadly passed away. it’s like he was getting a second chance. anna took you all home in her van (ron getting even more nervous now). right now, all of you sat in anna’s back yard. “did you learn anything cool over there? new spells?” gina inquired. you smirked, pulling out your wand and preforming the spell you’ve mastered this school year.

“chrysanthemums?”

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RFA+Minor Trio Celebrating New Years Eve w/MC

I hope you enjoy it! It kind of sucks but it’s my first one...so pls bear with me! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ 

                                       ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  !!WARNING!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                     !!PROFANITY AND SLIGHT MENTION OF NSFW!!

☆Yoosung☆

☆Everyone agreed on staying more lowkey for this year’s New Years and decided to stay home instead of doing their traditional New Years Eve get together party. Especially with the pandemic... it would be safer to stay home...

☆ Yoosung and you didn’t mind as you’d get to stay home being all lovely and touchy with each other. You two planned to chill playing LOLOL till 10 PM and have a mini party with just the two of you and Lisa waiting for the big count down on TV with an enormous box of fried chicken.

☆ Yes, that was the plan until...Yoosung had to whine about wanting to play a few more rounds. You gave in to his adorable begs and played a couple more rounds.

  ☆ Looking up to check the time after playing what only felt like two rounds, your heart dropped. It had past 12, the countdown that had only come once every year has passed as you stayed playing games- something you could do anytime, any day. Yoosung doesn’t notice the darkened expression on your face and continues to blabber on about his new favorite equipment. Yoosung stop...

☆ He stops talking, as he takes off his headset when he notices your silence and follows your heartbroken gaze up to the clock. The longer needle directly pointing at the 12 and the smaller pointing at the 20. He gasps, unable to close his mouth before shaking his head back into reality. He carefully reaches out to your cold hands before begging for forgiveness, “Baby I’m so sorry- I had no idea...” He knew how much you had looked up to this New Years Eve- the first New Years Eve you would spend with him, the New Years Eve you had talked about for 3 days straight on how perfect you wanted it to be. 

☆ You let out a helpless sigh before holding his hand, “It’s fine, really” you smile as he brightens back up standing up to lean towards you. He pecks your lips before a smug grin appears on his face, “It’s not too late to celebrate now.” You flush red as he pulls you into a deep make out session before he screams, “YAY ITS 2021!!!!” What the fuck, just ruined the moment there Yoosung... ಠ益ಠ

☕️ Jaehee ☕️

☕️ The timer on your phone rings as you and Jaehee jump up from the couch in excitement and rush over to the oven where the cookies you two have baked spread the scent of chocolate around the house. When Jaehee looks away to get plates , hallucinated by the sweet smell you reach out to the oven without second thought . “MC!” Jaehee yelps as she grabs your wrist, an inch away from the flaming hot oven. 

☕️ Startled you back away, “I’m so sorry I don’t know what I was thinking.” you reply still surprised on what you were about to do. She ruffles your hair, pinching your cheeks as she laughs, “Why’re you apologizing? Let me see your hand.” she lets out a sigh of relief when your small soft hands are clean from any burns. She grabs her oven mittens and take out the fresh batch of cookies.

☕️ You follow her into the living room where you put in Zen’s special New Years musical DVD. Jaehee holds your hands together quickly placing a kiss on it before blushing and looking away. “Be careful next time, I don’t want you to get hurt...” you giggle as you laugh at her adorable bright red face before nodding in agreement. 

☕️ You both sit down waiting for the plate of cookies to cool down as you both fangirl over Zen, a duvet over the both of you cuddling. You whisper a suggestive and gentle, “Happy New Years” before Jaehee places a quick peck on your cheek as she immediately looks away after, embarrassed. You giggle gently shifting her to look at you as you place a kiss on your adorable Baehee. ♥‿♥

🎤 Zen 🎤

🎤 You rub your eyes sitting up to see that you’ve been sleeping like a mess diagonally, thankfully though, the bed was a king sized and you were fairly petite so it didn’t really matter. Except, Zen was no where to be found on the bed. You brush it off as Zen was always an early riser. You head to the bathroom connected to the bedroom to freshen up. After brushing your teeth and hair, you wash your face. Looking at the mirror you blush, you’re wearing Zen shirt, only 3 buttons barely holding together from exposing your body. But you don’t remember putting it on after yesterdays interesting events with Zen so he must’ve dressed you when you were sleeping...

🎤 You get dressed in a comfy sweater dress because you know Zen will avoid you all day trying to contain the beast if you go out in his button up shirt. You close the bedroom door to be astonished when you look up to see the decorated living room. Lettered balloons writing out “Happy New Years”, confetti all over the apartments wide living room with Zen coming out of the corner with a party hat on his head. He kisses your forehead, “Jagiya good afternoon!~”

🎤 Something overwhelms you as happy tears swell in your eyes, Zen is flustered as he rushes to put down the plate of fruits in his hands and pulls you into his arms. “Thank you so much. I must’ve saved the world in my past life to deserve you...” He laughs as he brings your face closer into his lean build. You hug him for ten minutes straight and ask with a baffled expression, “But wait what time is it exactly? Good afternoon?!” He scratches the back of his neck wondering if he should really tell you, “3...PM...”

🎤 You stagger back before screeching, “THREE PM?”  He lifts your chin up to see your eyes, “To be fair I did keep you up all night.” your face turns red as you refuse to answer him. He scoffs before guiding you to the couch, “It doesn’t matter that you woke up super late. It actually gave me more time to decorate. Now let’s celebrate our first New Years Eve together babe~” He was right, and you didn’t really care that you woke up at three in the afternoon, just a little guilty he had to set this up all by himself. But either way you were super thrilled and touched that he’d taken so much time and effort to make your first New Years Eve with him the best. You kiss him thank you once again as he gets flustered, stumbling away to contain the beast.

🎤 Bonus: It took Zen 30 minutes trying to dress you in his shirt. One minute trying to dress you, another minute looking away with a flustered face as he apologizes to god. Back and forth, and barely manages to dress you...✌♫♪˙‿˙♫♪✌

♛Jumin ♛ 

♛ Let’s pretend the covid doesn’t exist here...You explain to Jumin about how excited you were for the first New Years Eve with him and you only. He doesn’t really see the point of celebrating New Years Eve. However regardless of what he thinks, he books a private jet so he can bring you to see the big countdown in New York. He’s just thrilled to see you so excited for something and is willing to do anything to make the day as perfect as you wish it to be.

♛ You’re SO-SO- surprised when he wakes you up five in the morning, telling you to get up and dressed for the private jet waiting for them outside. You haven’t known about this AT ALL! Either way you didn’t want to waste his money so you and Jumin fly to New York City first thing in the morning, barely keeping yourself awake.

♛ After spending the entire day eating delicious food, visiting intriguing landmarks, and relaxing at the luxury hotel suite it was finally around 11 pm when the countdown was soon gonna start. He makes sure you’re in warm clothing as he wraps a scarf around your neck. He holds your waist to keep you close to him as your eyes twinkle on the big screen of the countdown. He quietly laughs as he watches you without you noticing him. The entire crowd begins to countdown when the clock is at 10 seconds. You countdown along with the crowd as Jumin just watches you as he thinks you’re adorable. 

♛ “10!, 9!, 8!, 7!, 6!, 5!, 4!, 3!, 2!, 1!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!” You pull on his tie and stand on your tippy toes to peck him on the lips. You blush as you brightly smile at him and look away quickly after. He stands still startled at first before he gently pulls your arm and leans in for a warm French kiss. Before you know it you’re on live TV on a channel as a camera records the both of you. 

♛ When you go back home a couple days later, the RFA can’t stop making fun of the two of you, you’re embarrassed and hides from all of them for the next couple days while Jumin is just proud he had showed you off. (n˘v˘•)¬

👓 Saeyoung 👓

👓 You’re upset to wake up, Saeyoung not next to you on the bed. He’d probably stayed up working again...even if he was piled with work he’d always make time for you except for the past 3 days. You understood as you assumed work had become incredibly overwhelming this time. Although, you’re a little upset because you were hoping to celebrate New Years with him. You put a long fluffy cardigan over your strapped night gown. You freshen up in the bathroom before heading out to the living room. It was chilly in the house, worried for Saeyoung you go down into the basement where you find to see the door is locked. You bang on the door, “Saeyoung?” 

👓 He seems to be awake already, his voice sounds like he is genuinely surprised as he says “I’ll be there in a bit!” He opens the door blocking your view from the room. You frown crossing your arms below your bosom before bursting into giggles when you see his worried expression. “Come on Sae, what’re you hiding? Let me see!” you try to jump up in attempt to get a glance but he’s too tall. “Just a bit later!” he laughs as he bops his finger gently on your nose. You jokingly act pissed before muttering fine. Suddenly Saeran comes from behind Saeyoung screaming, “ARGGG IM SO DONE!” he shoves his way through Saeyoung and heads upstairs. You take the chance to steal a glance, you see balloons everywhere, everything themed galaxy. But before your eyes explore more Saeyoung hugs you as he buries your face into his red shirt. You can feel his abs through the thin cloth.

👓 “Woahh!! C'mon let’s go up babe” he continues to walk up as you both struggle to waddle up the stairs still hugging. He suddenly picks you up like a princess and places you back on the bed. “Promise me you won’t come down until I’m done with...something?” you sigh before breaking into a smile, “Fine.” He pecks your cheeks thanks before heading down again.  

👓 You chill watching TV with ice cream on the couch with Saeran. You flood Saeran with questions like ‘Can you pretty please give me hints?’ ‘What were you doing down there?’ ‘Did you guys stay up all night?’ When he ignores everything you say you pout and quietly watch the TV again. 

👓 Later, it’s already night and Saeyoung finally runs up the stairs to hug you in his warmth. He pecks you on the lips and blushes as he says, “Sorry I made you wait long.” You pretend to wonder either to forgive him or not before saying, “Depends, let me see what you did first.” you smile as he immediately picks you up in his arms. He whispers in a seductive voice, “Don’t open your eyes until I say so.” You nod and smile nervously. Saeran follows you both into the basement.

👓 You feel your bum on something extremely soft as he whispers, “Open your eyes.” You slightly flutter your eyelashes as you peak up and around the room. In front of you is a big screening of the galaxy. Everything is magical and astonishing, you can’t take your eyes off of it all. Then you gasp, Saeyoung kneels down in front you neatly in a suit with his glasses hanging on the pocket of his shirt. He takes a quick cute little breath before saying...”Will you marry me?”

👓 You burst into tears as you can’t stop crying. You take a moment to take deep breaths so you can talk. You nod furiously, “Of course!!!” He smiles brightly, his bright pearl teeth showing as he brings you into a hug before kissing you with tongue. You hear Saeran whisper ew in the background but you also can see a slight grin on his face. New Years Eve celebration? Psshh, you didn’t need that. You were so thrilled your heart couldn’t stop pounding. You loved this man in front of your eyes so dearly. He stayed up 4 days straight to prepare such a wonderful proposal for you. You held onto him so tightly for dear life as if he would disappear if you didn’t. You wipe his tears of joy before he wipes yours. You would never forget about this day...♪ ♬ ヾ(´︶`♡)ﾉ ♬ ♪

👓BONUS: MY OWN HEADCANON MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH SAEYOUNG EVEN MORE...Vanderwood is dead on the floor after Saeyoung forced him to help him with no sleep for 4 days straight凸(¬‿¬)

🌚 Saeran 🌚

🌚 It was 8 pm, New Years Eve you were explaining all the fun things you and Saeran could do but Saeran rather seemed indifferent as he slumped back in his chair, drumming with his fingers on the table. You frown at his rather uninterested replies, you had even dressed in a white ruffle nightdress despite it being unbelievably uncomfortable.

🌚 You’re slightly disappointed but you also don’t want to show him you’re upset not wanting to force him into doing stuff he doesn’t want to do. You gently whisper, “It’s fine if you don’t want to do anything. I’ll be in bed.” you don’t see his surprised expression when you walk into your shared bedroom with him. 

🌚 He walks into the room as you put down your phone. You were watching memes. He sits down on the side of the bed as you lean your head against his shoulder. He stutters nervous to say, “Um... so shit, how do I say this. I wasn’t trying to be indifferent I was just nervous...because I have something for you. Sorry...” Your eyes light up and you smile so brightly you can’t even hide it- you don’t even make an attempt to hide it. 

🌚 You startle him when you immediately don’t hesitate to jump on his muscular back, wrapping yourself on him. “Well? Bring me to this little surprise of yours!”  you giggle as he scoffs and holds your legs to secure you. He stands up to bring you up to the rooftop?

🌚 You notice to see a telescope as you gasp in amusement. “Wow...” you don’t hesitate to run over and peak your eyes through the telescope and watch the stars before you pull Saeran as you both fit your eyes through the big glass. You laugh pointing out all the interesting and astonishing stars. “Thank you” you mutter still amazed. He takes off his coat and places it over your thin nightgown as he attempts to snuggle into your chest but he’s too tall. 

🌚You eventually fall asleep on the bench on the rooftop so Saeran carries you back into bed where he falls asleep next to you. ★~(◡‿⊙✿)

♧ Jihyun ♧

♧ You feel someone petting your head on the table when Jihyun takes his hand away flustered as soon as you wake up. He clears his throat and pretends to read his book attempting to keep his composure. You smile gently pulling his arm to kiss him on his lips. “Sorry I fell asleep while reading.” you blush as you fiddle with his sleeve. “Why are you apologizing? No worries.” He smiles, tucking a strand of your hair behind. 

♧ You and V didn’t care for New Years Eve at all. You both just spent the day just like any other day, loving each other without missing out a single second. You then come up with an idea, “You haven’t gone out for a long time! Let’s go out to the greenhouse!” He laughs as he gently ruffles your hair, it’s almost ticklish at out lightly he’s doing it afraid to hurt you. “If that’s what you want to do.” You help him grab his cane as he opens the backdoor. 

♧ You can immediately smell the scent of fresh flowers, each one you and Jihyun have planted personally together. He did most of all the work. He holds your waist and carries his cane with the other hand. He doesn’t really have to use it because he’s already so familiar with the garden. You lean your head against his strong and tall build before crouching down by a pot. “Wow look we planted this last week! It already has a sprout!” you help his finger gently touch it as he smiles. “I’m going to go get the watering can, wait here!” he nods as you search for the watering can before whimpering in pain at your finger that has slashed against a piece of broken glass. He rushes over to you so quickly he is able to immediately find you with his hands and pull you into his arms. “What happened? Are you okay darling?” 

♧ “I’m okay. I almost tripped that’s all.” he can smell your blood and holds onto your hand before feeling a streak of blood. “Where are you hurt really?” You blush embarrassed from your failed attempt of hiding your pain. “I cut my finger but I’m okay.” He holds your waist as he guides you back into the house, sitting you down. He takes a quick breather before he smiles, “I’m scared because you always try to hide your pain from me.” 

♧ “That’s not true! I just didn’t want you to...worry.” He bandages up your finger, pulling you into a hug “But we said we wouldn’t keep anything from each other. However, there’s something I have also kept from you...” You look up curious and kind of nervous awaiting his next words. “I’m going to get surgery for my eye.” 

♧ You’re so surprised, you knew he didn’t want it at first, so why so suddenly? You caresses his cheeks, “Because I’m so damn clumsy, and you can keep your eyes on me?” he nods as you frown, crossing your arms with a small “hmph” he must’ve heard you because he didn’t hesitate to apologize, “Ah sorry, I was joking...” You’re so startled, why was this man so kind? You giggle, “I was joking as well.” he rests his head on your lap “Actually I want to get this surgery because I  want to be here for you, and I know I can do more of that when I get my sight back. Are you okay with this?” He’s so damn surprised when you fall to the floor next to him and slightly sit on your knees to kiss him. “Of course! I’ll support you no matter what.” he’s touched by your words and pulls you into another kiss. ★~(◡ω◡✿)

🧸 Vanderwood 🧸 

🧸 He’s a teddy bear just because “So why’re we doing this...” Vanderwood faces down in shame as you scoot him over to sit next to him and turn on the Boogle meet. “What do you mean ‘why are we doing this’ silly. This is a safe and great way to interact with other people during quarantine!” You turn on your camera and mute your mic as you enter the room. Jaehee and Jumin are the only ones on so far, Jaehee with her camera facing the roof of her kitchen and Jumin’s camera in his neat apartment as he sits with Elizabeth the 3rd like a statue. Nobody really wants to be here except for you and Seven but they all agree to because you desperately want to and they all give in to you.

🧸 “Hi Juju! Hi Jaehee!” Jumin is taking aback as he quickly says, “I have told you not to call me that-...” he sighs as if saying ‘whatever’ when you pretend to be sad. He forgets to mute his mic afterwards but his house is extremely quiet and he doesn’t talk so it doesn’t really matter.  “Hello MC. I’d like to say this was rather quite an intelligent idea.” 

🧸 “Aw thanks Jaehee!” Jaehee also forgets to mute her mic afterwards, these two Boogle idiots. Soon after everyone begins to join and you introduce them to your boyfriend Vanderwood. Everything is utter chaos and you can’t help but regret this. Saeyoung even hacks the meeting at one point making everyone sound like demons. When Yoosung is drunk and begins to rant about V being here, you decide to leave. You look next to you, Vanderwood has left the chat his soul looks like it’s escaped his body.

🧸 “Thanks for doing this, I know you hate interacting with other people.” you peck him on the lips as his face flushes red. “It was okay...at least it was through a screen...”

🧸 “Still...I’ll make it up to you.” You kiss him as you push him down on the sofa until you’re interrupted with “MC! NO! ALL MEN ARE WOLVES!” You realize in fact that you’ve not left the meeting, flustered you immediately click ‘End Call’ You and Vanderwood awkwardly refuse to look at each other before he leads you to continue what you were doing. (●´ω｀●)

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Destiel shippers come get ya’ll juice!

SO @deadwright​ and I were inspired by Some Tumblr Posts and the twitter Roadhouse  Wedding stuff and keep writing headcanons about Thee Destiel 2021 Married Ever After S16 SPN Romantic Event Of The Season, so here’s that. 

Arranged in order of marital chronology and cutting out us keysmashing too much:

oh man imagine all the burgers they get catered for the reception dean got it done himself he would’ve been so particular about the catering bridezilla cas would probably be THEE bitchiest bridezilla

it's also definitely that trope where all the other hunters ect KNOW that that many of them and the wedding party are essentially a target for trouble so everyone spends the 24 hours leading up to the vows taking out every beastie who shows up on a revenge kick out of sight because they'll be damned if they let ANYTHING stop this wedding and Dean and cas are both having their marital jitters oh god im not good enough what if something goes wrong about mundane things while monsters are getting their ass kicked outside AWWWWWWWW for sure for sure, they’re hunter royalty this wedding is a big deal like half the attendees are nursing injuries but grinning widely

they don't do the can't see eachother before the wedding thing because you KNOW dean would be fixing cas' tie last minute

dean wears a blue pocket square to match cas' tie cas wears a FLANNEL SQUARE

I’m obsessed w the idea of cas giving dean a little bit of his grace in a small bottle on a chain for him to wear or like a wing feather or some part of him god the grace in a bottle breaks me every time in fic dean probably builds cas something but every time i try to think of something specific i choke up

i was thinking like what if trading grace is as close to a romantic gesture as angels have and he's like..... technically i left some grace behind in your mark when i dragged you from the pit and dean is like ARE YOU SAYING WE'VE BEEN MARRIED THIS WHOLE TIME? 

they are so sweet i’m on the verge of tears the ability to do anything by halves in their relationship was burnt out by like the second return from the dead moment they are too insane to be anything less than All In And Then Some

at one point someone was like hey cas do you want to run your vows by someone as practice? and he started reading what he'd prepared and it devolved into Biblically Grand Statements Of The Power Of Love And The Redemption Of - ect ect ect and it's because unlike the confession scene he's had TOO much preparation and overshot into uncanny angelic vibes he makes some edits because he know the expressions he gets when he reads it aren't what he intended

dean writes page after page after page of unused drafts, none of them are particularly floral

he does the cliche of ripping up his vows and improvising at the altar, something he gets mercilessly teased for because he swore he wouldn't but it classifies as a chick flick moment

THAT’S SO PEAK HIM OH MY GOD and you knoooooow you just KNOW it’s beautiful and emotional and everyone is crying

god the NOVELTY of dean being emotionally honest in front of people......im gonna faint YEA yeah... ONE TIME ONLY DEAL he thinks loudly at Sam's smug expression

anyway, at the wedding dean is the one who spends the whole ceremony with like crying cat meme eyes after the confession scene i’m pretty sure the minute the vows start cas is in the same boat USELESS HUSBANDS dean gets passed a handkerchief for his tears and immediately goes to use it on cas' face and they both laugh sob love the idea that everyone individually thought they were too tough to cry but they all broke at various stages yeah sam definitely starts to choke up just standing up there with his brother sam chokes up before the ceremony even started, like probably when he was pinning on dean’s corsage

anyway, Jack dancing with his two dads at the reception CAS’ BEST MAN / FLOWER BOY FLOWER MAN let him heelie down the aisle with the flowers LITTLE MAN GO NYOOM who makes him a little flower crown he wears with a proud lil smile? claire ofc, with those hair braiding skills? she makes it BEAUTIFUL flower crown: on nails: painted dads: MARRIED!!!!

when they say i do and kiss and everyone is cheering you can't convince me that someone doesn't let off what is either a gun or a dubiously legal firework in celebration jack pops a few lightbulbs in his uncontrollable joy

Dean and Cas can't let go of each other, it's at LEAST one point of physical contact for the rest of the reception PERIODT

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM DANCING TO AIR SUPPLY

they definitely didn't do the wedding gifts thing but a few mysteriously show up anyway; discuss waffle iron from sam bc he remembers the becky incident meanwhile claire gets them flavoured lube because she’s an insane little mean girl she gets them a sampler package with like novelty flavours, gotta spring extra for a wedding PIE FLAVOURED LUBE

it’s gonna be the party of the century omfg you KNOW it! that dancefloor going OFF the BAR is FLOWING

dean gets dragged up onto the bar to make a speech and there's a moment at the end where he drags cas up there too and they're being playfully yelled at not to scuff it and there's hooting and catcalls as dean and cas kiss and dean gestures rudely before almost falling backwards off the bar before cas grabs him and climbing down is less romantic or dignified but he couldn't care if he wanted to

meanwhile sam and claire are outside defacing the impala with silly string and lewd graffiti and tin cans tied to the bumper for the going-away oh it is one hundo percent a just married atrocity there's enough condoms hidden in the car that they're still finding them months later

anyway wanna hear my disgustingly soppy honeymoon roadtrip concept? YOU KNOW I DO OKAY SO

you know at some point dean must have said some sad thing like for the longest time he never thought he'd live long enough to get married and the only circumstances he could imagine was hooking up drunkenly with a stranger at some vegas wedding scenario like that's the best he would ever get and he thinks it's mostly forgotten but then during their cross country honeymoon roadtrip castiel does in fact navigate them to las vegas and quietly mutters that the legal veracity of the little chapel on the city limits is dubious at best and they're already married so it couldn't do any harm and they get officiated by an elvis impersonator and a woman wearing more sequins than fabric throws cheap confetti over them

and after that they stop into every venue they can find that would be friendly to them to pretend they're eloping and at one point dean even pulls out the fbi id badges and the officiant is under the impression he's facilitating some sort of covert workplace romance 

one place is a kitchy little house that's clearly just the couple who run it opening their strange home to anyone who needs it and have been since the 70s and Castiel thinks for a moment when they're asked to pin something to the collection of stuff on the walls and ceiling before pulling the receipt for the pie they'd shared earlier in a dinner out and scrawling his and dean's name on it to be added to the clutter 

and at one point they stand ankle deep in a pond while some old hippie lady wraps their clasped hands together with soft fabric and chants something that dean knows isn't real magic but hey he's not going to tell her that and after the ceremony they sit on the grass and feed each other sweet bread to complete the binding or whatever and it's nice but it doesn't compare to the ranch where they both tossed their cowboy hats in the air and were given a horse to ride to their camp site

i thought about riverboat gambling for point one seconds and now i know in my bones that one of their many weddings was on a riverboat, they made the captain officiate after cornering him on deck in like five minutes, the crew sent them complimentary champagne and they threw fries at the birds following the boat while sharing it straight out of the bottle

if destiel can go canon multiple times they can get married multiple times CHANGE MY MIND THEY GET MARRIED SO MUCH the MOST married i just want them to get gay cowboy married

eventually i want them to end up at the beach bc dean has canonically never been to the coast their road trip is to get to the other coast

they send just married postcards back to sam from every stop sam stops feeling hurt he was left out of their vegas elopement wedding by the third wedding postcard he recieves sam saves them ofc bc GOD can you imagine them looking at the postcards on their 30th anniversary or s/t 🥺 showing their grandkids and recounting the story of each wedding there's a seashell taped to the last one

cas gets a terrible sunglasses tan and dean gets burnt on the tips of his ears and there's sand on sand on sand in all their clothes and at one point dean is blinking away salt water and cas is gripping his arm and saying something about the coral by them in the water and dean thinks that he likes floating beside cas a lot better than flying

dean has cas pick ice cream for them from a truck and hustles at carnival games enough to win them both big novelty foam hats and they both go back to their room and pass out immediately post shower sprawled across the bed and still smelling like sunscreen and salt water

dean tucks a little cocktail umbrella behind cas’ ear

cas spends most of the next day in dean's zepplin shirt and a pair of shorts they only picked up once they got there because neither of them thought to bring beach clothes, they sit on the balcony and dean sips his beer and idly plays with the ring on cas' finger and they play a game of what fictional monsters could they beat in a fight

cas’ true form is the size of the chrysler building he can fight king kong easy that's what he says and dean's like okay but what about mothra and castiel is like how would YOU defeat mothra and dean just goes "bugspray." GDJSGSHSGSHDSJ DEAN WOULD

in honour of misha putting his whole pussy into the role, cas wears a dress in at least one of their weddings

it's at one of those theme parks that's just historical re-enactments and people get their vows renewed there and there's costumes for the photobooth and the staff are like how long have you been married? castiel says two weeks, three days, eighteen hours, and twenty five minutes................ approximately.  and the photo is cas in a classical wedding gown and dean is wearing the veil with his old timey suit and there's a moose head on the wall behind them wearing the top hat he was given and they send that print with an arrow pointing at the moose with sam written next to it

i keep thinking bitch!!!! you KNOW WHAT!! you KNOW that dean is the type a guy who's heart races every time he feels his wedding ring/is always fiddling with it in the weeks after the wedding, like an anchor to remind him they really got married this is real he would NEED that physical reminder that he can have good things

he’s never ever going to take it off, the tan line will be permanent

how funny it would be if dean gets injured on a hunt and the monster guy is about to kill him and then the lights blow out and the monsters are like what was that and dean is just like "[spits blood] that's my husband." and nek minnit cas has just ripped through them thanks to teleporting in angel style and is just like Cas: [heals dean] "you're late for movie night" Dean: "Well if you'd gotten here earlier i would have been on time." Cas: >:| [kisses him]

cas is like i didn’t burn the popcorn this time you BETTER be alive to see it

[satoruvt]

clueless

i dont know if confessing your love counts as “flirting” but we’re goin w it anyways

pairing → bakugou katsuki x reader

word count → 1074

request → Can I please have 13. “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?” with Bakugou? I'm not sure if you'll see this bc I've sent some messages on anon before, telling u how much I loved reading ur works, but I don't think u got them. Anyway, you're an amazing writer and I look forward to reading more from u!! Thank u very much for sharing ur works with us and opening ur requests 💚

song inspo → the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy

Weeks. It’s been weeks of you complimenting Bakugou to no end, making playful banter with him, initiating the slightest form of physical contact. And he’s so fucking oblivious that he doesn’t notice. You’re practically throwing yourself at him.

Kirishima, having taken the place of your wingman, had told you a while back that Bakugou was more than interested in you - or, at least, as interested as Bakugou could be. You knew Kirishima wouldn’t lie to you so you started subtly - comments of “you looked good out there!” when he got back from class battles, asking if he wanted to hang out. A week had passed with no response, so you decided maybe you just needed to be a little more… extroverted with your attempts.

At this point, you’re not even sure if wearing a shirt that said “date me, Bakugou” would catch his attention. Why did you have to like someone so dense when it comes to romance?

“I don’t know what to do anymore, Eijirou,” you groan, laying with your back on the floor and your legs over your bed. “He’s so clueless! I’m honestly thinking of asking Kaminari for some of his stupid pick up lines.”

Kirishima offers you a sympathetic smile, sitting cross-legged on your floor. “Honestly, I think all you can do is just tell ‘im how you feel.”

“I don’t even know if that would work.”

He snickers, and you sit yourself upright, climbing over yourself to gather his hands in yours. “Help me, oh faithful wingman,” you plead, earning a laugh in return.

“Aren’t you guys supposed to go get party supplies?” Kirishima asks, and you furrow your brows for second. He raises an eyebrow at you. “For the surprise party we’re throwing for Sero. His birthday’s in, like, five days, dude. We assigned roles for the party weeks ago.”

Shit, he’s right.

“Anyways,” he continues, and you start to see where he’s going with this. “While you’re out, why don’t you just tell him?”

The initial embarrassment of coming to terms with your feelings has long vanished, and that confidence mixed with the desperation to get Bakugou to notice that you’re actually flirting with him… straight up saying it doesn’t sound as bad as it did a few weeks ago.

“You’re a genius, Eiji.”

“Not really, I failed my exams.”

-

By the time you manage to convince Bakugou to shop for the party supplies with you, it’s early evening. The sky melts from cooler hues to red and orange and yellow, illuminating Bakugou’s face in honey. You kind of hate to admit it, but he’s really pretty, and you trip over yourself a few times instead of watching where you’re going.

“What the hell are you staring at me for?” Bakugou asks, and you blink into you world again.

“Nothing,” you reply, then, with a smile, “you just look really good right now.”

He doesn’t say anything - not even a blush. God dammit. You sigh, paying more attention to where you’re walking. There’s a dollar store only a few blocks away from the dorms, so you decided to walk there. The air is cooling as the sun goes down.

When you step into the store, it’s almost completely empty, save for a few people here and there. A few kids run around aimlessly, playing with toys their parents haven’t bought yet. The sight makes you smile, even if they’re being a little disruptive.

You grab a cart and Bakugou leads the way to the party aisle, which is full of multi-colored decorations. Plates, some stupid party hats, a few confetti poppers...

“What colors should we get?” You ask, leaning on the cart. “Should we just stick to, like, his costume colors? Orange, black, white?”

You expect a snarky comment back, but when you look at him from the shelf in front of you, Bakugou’s staring at something else. You furrow your brows, but then you notice that it’s All Might - tacky party decorations, sure, but that’s definitely him. You’re about to tease him softly about it, but when you actually pay attention you notice the starstruck look in his eyes and oh, did it get a little bit hotter? 

It’s now or never, your mind sings to you, and before you know it you’re speaking.

“Hey, Bakugou.”

“What?”

The words fall off your tongue like honey, smooth and true, and you’re surprised that you’re just that smitten for him. “I really like you.”

He meets your eyes and you see his face go pink, and then your face is suddenly getting hot and you don’t even have it in you to stammer an excuse out, only going silent and looking down at your shoes.

“Are you… are you flirting with me?”

You blink, looking back up at him. “You finally noticed?”

“What do you mean finally?”

“I’ve been flirting with you for weeks now!” You exclaim, and Bakugou only stares at you. Your voice softens when you speak again. “I’ve liked you for weeks now.”

“Oh,” is all he says, and a spike of anxiety strikes through you as you think about whether or not he feels the same. He’s silent, now, but you can still see the blush over his face. You figure you shouldn’t rush him abut it, and instead gather up all the decorations you need for the party. Neither of you speak, even through the check out.

“So, um,” you begin, fidgeting with the plastic bag in your hands. The sun’s completely gone down, now, casting shadows in every corner. Your footsteps are light, uneven with Bakugou’s as you walk. You stare straight ahead, too nervous to look directly at him. “Do you… feel the same? Do you like me too?”

A beat of silence passes and then you finally will yourself to look at Bakugou, and he quickly hides his face from you once he notices, walking a little bit ahead of you. His voice is as loud as ever, clear and to-the-point, but there’s something different about it. It’s warmer, almost.

“...That’s a given, isn’t it?” He says, and looks back at you over his shoulder. “I wouldn’t have spent time with you if I didn’t feel the same.”

A dreamy smile finds its place on your lips, and Bakugou turns back to look ahead. You walk an extra few steps to catch up with him, warmth spreading through your chest when you grab his hand and he doesn’t pull away.

[soft-baby-dobrik]

pretty girl // david dobrik

a/n: this was not requested but this gave me some VIBES that needed to be addressed SHITITITITIT.... this may be too specific but let me live okay quarantine got me feeling some TYPE OF WAY FOR MY BABY DADDY DAVID

summary: the vlog squad buys an a huge inflatable hot tub and david notices how good you look in your bikini

masterlist

requests are open

follow my tiktok!! (i wanna start interacting with yall and we can make a groupchat or something idk im lonely in quarantine lmfao)

Most of the time being apart of David’s crazy ass friend group meant complete and utter chaos. Everything was absolutely crazy at all times. David’s camera flash was blocking out light while everyone was loud and being complete fools. For once, you were excited for a vlog idea. You had proposed as a joke to buy an enormous hot tub because I mean, who wouldn’t want to relax in a hot tub? With that idea, an inflatable hot tub was bought within minutes. What could you say, the perks of being friends with them means they’ll go for any outrageous ideas. This was just one of the few ones that benefited you. While you didn’t want to be recorded in your swimsuit, you were at least happy to be sitting in a hot tub. You also bribed some wine out of the boys which Natalie and Corinna were happy about. After a couple weeks, the night finally came for the hot tub party. You were excited, but couldn’t help but to feel a little nervous sitting in your bikini. David agreed to pick you up since you were going to drink and he didn’t want you to worry about a ride home, so he offered to pick you up and drop you off. As much as you wished he would of offered for you to stay the night, you were at least thankful that he was a kind enough friend to let you drink and be your D.D. 

It was finally time and David had just pulled up. You rushed out of your house and into his car in excitement. You had your bikini in your bag ready to go. 

“Hey, y/n,” David grinned as you flopped into his front seat. Luckily, the night hid the slight flush of your cheeks as you sat.

“Hi,” you smiled back, buckling up quickly.

“Well someone is in a rush,” David laughed loudly, beginning to drive.

“Listen, there’s wine and a freaking hot tub, this is any girls dream,” you responded back. “Honestly, I would tell you to speed since you can afford a ticket, but I am a law abiding citizen,” you added, with a joking attitude.

“Anything for you, princess,” David joked, shaking his head. Without trying, he made your heart skip a beat. This was an ongoing joke between the both of you. David joked that you were like a princess since you wanted your way, and usually got it.

“Listen here! Just because I don’t put up with no bullshit and follow some rules does not make me a princess!” you exclaimed with a smile.

“That is exactly what a princess would say,” David smirked, turning of the music slightly.

“Don’t think I don’t notice you turning up the music to tune me out,” you scoffed, trying not to laugh.

“Oh, I’m sorry. Would you like me to turn that down? Is it too loud for you, princess?” David teased, biting back a smile.

You gasped and crossed your arms over your chest dramatically. “Just for that, I’m not sharing my wine with you. And no you keep blasting the music, because I AM NOT A PRINCESS,” you said the last part loudly.

“I couldn’t drink the wine anyway cause I have to drive you home because you are a princess,” David responded, matter of factly.

“Okay, you offered the ride!” you exclaimed. He just kept driving, laughing and shaking his head at you. By this time, you had reached his house. Both of you peeled yourselves out of his car and headed into his house. Much to your happiness, you saw Zane and Matt, whom you haven’t seen in awhile. You rushed up to Matt and gave him a bear hug.

“Ugh, Matt, I missed you!” you smiled, as he hugged back.

“I missed you too,” he responded, kindly. Zane stood there with is lips pursed.

“Well fuck me then, shit. Guess you didn’t miss me,” Zane said, rolling his eyes. Quickly, you left Matt’s arms to wrap your arms around Zane’s neck dramatically. 

“I missed you so much, Zane. I haven’t see Matt in weeks and I saw you last week, but I missed you so much!” you squealed, jokingly. Matt laughed from next to you and Zane finally hugged you back.

“That’s better,” he exclaimed. After a small hug, you both pulled away.

“So, now that I have my two favorites, let’s start drinking,” you smiled.

“This is why I actually miss you for the week I didn’t see you,” Zane smiled. already heading to the kitchen to find the alcohol. Matt followed quickly behind. You giggled and shook your head at them. As you walked in further, you saw David lingering in the kitchen. 

“I didn’t get that reaction when I came to pick you up,” David said, sassily. A slight laugh left you.

“I saw you like three days ago, David,” you responded, heading over to the wine bottles on the counter.

“And I’m the one who is driving you home tonight so I deserved a hello like that,” David exclaimed, jokingly. 

“David, if you want a hug from y/n, just ask nicely. No need to be jealous,” Zane joked, making your breathe hitch in your throat. You felt the familiar feeling of your face becoming flushed. 

“I was just joking, Zane,” David laughed, slightly awkwardly. As you looked at him, you noticed a slight blush on David’s cheeks.

"Oh, so you don't want one of my hugs? That's fine, they're too good for you anyway," you shrugged, jokingly, trying to cover up the awkwardness. Quickly, you came over to the wine bottle and poured some into your wine tumbler. "Also, this is my wine bottle!" you said, hugging it tightly to your chest. "I will not be sharing," you added, looking directly at Zane. He pretended to be offended and you shrugged. Zane had already started drinking and so did Matt. In the other room you saw Corinna and Natalie. With your wine bottle in one hand and wine tumbler in the other, you headed over to them.

"Hey, boos," you smiled, sitting down next to them happily. The couch had been pushed in the way corner to make room for the hot tub. Todd and Jeff were loudly in the other corner and Heath and Mariah had just walked in. They both said hi with a big smile.

"We were just talking about you!" Corinna exclaimed.

"Me?" you laughed, beginning to sip your wine.

"Yeah, we think something is up with David and you," Natalie said, bluntly. You choked on your wine the second you heard those words come out of her mouth.

"W-what?" you stuttered out, gulping down another sip of wine.

"I can't explain it, there's just something there," Corinna said, pursing her lips at you. Your face once again began to flush and you could see the smirks taking over both of their faces.

"There's nothing going on," you said, continuing to sip your wine to try and calm your nerves.

"You look guilty," Natalie said, knowingly.

"Seriously," you said, keeping a straight face.

"Nothing? At all?" Corinna asked, not believing you.

"Well nothing is going on between him and I. Just friends," you mumbled out. Without realizing, your face gave away all the information they needed.

"Do you like him?" Natalie asked, grinning.

"No!" you exclaimed. Your eyes scanned the room, nervously. Luckily no one was paying attention.

"Listen, if you do, you know you can tell us," Corinna said, smiling.

Groaning, you chugged the rest of your wine tumbler. Both of them stared at you with furrowed brows and amused faces. "Look, of course there's like a little crush. I mean doesn't everyone have a little crush on David?" you spoke, quietly. Immediately after you spoke, you started to throw the wine bottle back, letting the wine try to calm your nerves.

"I fucking knew it," Corinna said, with a huge smile.

"I hate you both," you breathed out, biting your lip.

"First of all, not everyone has a little crush on David. Don't try to make it not seem important," Natalie said.

"It's not," you whined out, scrunching your face in frustration. "Let's not talk about it. It's one sided and the more I talk about it, the more awkward it is and then I will be awkward all night and I don't want that. I want wine and a hot tub," you rambled out.

"What if it's not one sided?" Natalie said, tilting her head and raising her eyebrows at you.

"Exactly," Corinna added.

"Except it is. I don't want to consider it and get my hopes up and make everything weird," you sighed. Before they could argue any longer, you heard the boys start to become louder.

"Hot tub time," Zane sang out, excitedly. You were the only one not changed besides David. After that conversation, you needed more wine, so you threw your head back and began to chug the bottle. In the background, you could hear Zane and Matt cheering you on. Once you got up, you felt slightly dizzy for a couple seconds. You grinned at Zane and Matt and took your bag back towards the bathroom. David was coming out of his bedroom, still fully dressed.

"Why aren't you in a swimsuit?" you asked, confused, definitely starting to feel the effects of all the wine you chugged.

"I'm filming," David laughed, holding up his camera. He had changed into a yellow shirt and now had a hat on his head. The only thing you could focus on was how good he looked right then.

"Well, that's lame," you bluntly spoke, leaning against the wall on the opposite side of the hall.

"Does the princess not approve?" he joked, laughing.

"I'm not a princess," you whined, over this joke. "You just have this cool hot tub in your house and you're not even going to go in! That's lame."

"Well, I have to get some footage," he said. "Everyone's going to be drunk soon and we bought a fucking ginormous inflatable hot tub. It needs to be documented." You shook your head before continuing down the hall a couple feet to the bathroom. David stood in the same spot staring at you. "Are you drunk already?" David asked, with a huge smile on his face, when you looked, you saw his camera facing towards you.

"Don't worry bout it, sweetheart, don't worry bout it!" you exclaimed back, giggling at yourself for quoting that vine. He laughed loudly in response before you flicked him off and closed the bathroom door. Once the door was closed, you began to change into your swimsuit. The second it was on, you looked up to the mirror to see yourself. Nervously, you looked over yourself. It wasn't a common occurrence to be in a bikini in front of everyone. Actually, you never had been before. Something about it made you nervous. Finally, you exhaled and folded your clothes up and picked up your bag. There was noise coming from the living room as you padded towards it. No one noticed you at first, but once you started to set your clothes and bags on the couch, Zane and Corinna began exclaiming at you. David stood while everyone else had gotten in the tub. Every part of you tensed when everyone was looking at you. Zane and Corinna were hyping you up with the best intentions, but you felt yourself start to panic. With the wine bottle in your hand, you tried to laugh away the feeling.

As you looked at everyone, shaking your head, your eyes met David. He was looking right at you. His teeth were biting his bottom lip so hard, you thought he was going to make it bleed soon. His eyes scanned you up and down and you could feel your whole body become hot all over. One of the boys loud noises broke your eye contact. Both of you looked over to see Zane drowning in the hot tub, making you burst out laughing. David's camera was trained on him immediately. Music bumped through the house as you began to sip your wine again. Finally, you climbed into the pool next to Corinna. Todd was sat next to Natalie, making her roll her eyes constantly.

"So we can't talk about David eye fucking you?" Corinna asked as your body began to relax in the hot water.

"What are you talking about?" you asked. If you admitted to what Corinna was saying, you would end up doing something very ballsy since you were starting to really feel the wine.

"You both literally had the longest eye contact I've ever seen go on, and he definitely wasn't just looking at your eyes," Corinna said, smirking. It was no use arguing with her, so you shook your head and focused on everyone else.

Hours passed and to say you were tipsy would be an understatement. Everyone had pretty much filed out and Natalie headed out somewhere, so it was just you in the hot tub. David had just closed the door behind Zane as his uber got here. He walked back towards the living room where you were sat comfortably in the hot tub.

"David!" you exclaimed, giggling. He laughed and shook his head at you.

"I'll be right back," David replied, grabbing his camera and heading down the hallway. You quietly sat and continued to sip your wine. David came out a couple minutes later shirtless and in swim trunks. Without meaning to, your eyebrows raised at him.

"Whatcha doing?" you asked, watching him walk towards you. He held two towels in his hand.

"Getting in the hot tub," he replied, stepping in. "Not being lame anymore," he added, making you laugh loudly.

"I may never leave this tub," you replied, throwing your head back. David sat next to you and tried to take the wine out of your hand. "Hey!" you exclaimed, looking at him.

"y/n, you don't need anymore wine," he laughed, as he held it in his hand. Your bottom lip jutted out as you pouted. He looked at you as he took. a big sip.

"You can't drink! You have to drive me home, David!" you screamed, trying to grab the wine out of his hand.

"Do you want to go home?" David asked. The question caught you off guard and your face changed to confusion.

"What?" you asked, not understanding.

"Or do you want to crash here?" he asked. His eyes were staring at you and the glass of wine had disappeared. His body slowly started to come closer to you.

"I can crash on the couch if that's easier for you," you said, staring at him. With the heat from the hot tub and the way David was staring at you, your heart was beating out of your chest.

"Or you can stay in my bed," David started, moving even closer to you. By now, his hand was grazing your shoulder and his legs were almost touching yours. "I'll take the couch," he finished, looking you up and down. That made sense. The fact you almost thought he was going to invite you to sleep with him like out of the blue? Stupid. You nodded, feeling your eyes become tired. With the warmth of the water, you let your eyes close for a minute and relax into the tub further. Once your eyes were closed, you felt something brush some hair out of your face. When you opened your eyes, you saw David with his hand on your cheek. "You are so beautiful," David mumbled, looking at you with his lip tugged between his teeth. "Such a pretty girl," he continued, looking your up and down. Your mouth parted slightly as you began to breathe uneasily. He can't just say that in a friendly way right? Or are you drunk and reading in to it too much?

"David," you breathed out, blinking to see if you were losing it. "I'm drunk," you blurted out.

"Like too drunk to remember tonight?" he asked, taking his hand away from your cheek.

"Well, no, but I'm," you couldn't find the words to finish a coherent thought.

"That's good, princess," David said. This time, he didn't say it in a joking manner. There was no laugh after. This time you didn't even fight him on it either because truthfully, it sounded so nice. "Do you know how beautiful you are?" David asked, turning his body to face yours so his face was lined up with yours. Your skin felt like it was burning all over with his words. "Like, you are so pretty, when you came out earlier, just wow." The way he was looking at you made your whole body melt.

"David," you exhaled, gulping nervously. "You can't talk like this," you whispered.

"Why not?" David asked, moving closer to you.

"I'm drunk and I will act on impulse," you mumbled out, continuing to look at him.

"That doesn't sound bad to me," he responded, letting his fingers trail on your shoulder and up your neck to your cheek.

"David," you groaned, feeling the tension building between you two. Once you let his name out, David was leaned into you, his lips hovering right over yours.

"I'm not drunk, but I'm going to act on my own impulse," David whispered, making your whole body tense. Without any hesitation, his lips crashed against yours roughly. Although the initial part of the kiss was rough, he began to slow it down. His lips moved against yours gently as his hand snaked its way down to hold your waist. Both of you moved in harmony and before your mind could process, he was pulling your body to straddle his lap without breaking the kiss. Both his hands found their way to your waist as you continued to kiss. There was no fight for dominance since David was in charge the whole time. You just followed his lead. Your fingers made their way up to entangle in his hair, gripping the ends every time your fingers ran through them.  He finally pulled away to leave a trail of kisses down your neck and to your collarbone, making your whole body melt into him.

After some time, you pulled away, with ragged breathing. "David," you whispered.

"Like I said, such a pretty girl," he whispered, biting his bottom lip.

"What the hell was that?" you asked, in a complete daze.

"I-well," David paused for a second, leading a stray hair of yours behind your ear, and letting his thumb rub your cheek gently. "Honestly, you just came out looking so gorgeous in your swimsuit, I couldn't control myself anymore."

"Anymore?" you asked, looking at him, confused.

"You think all this just started tonight?" David asked, laughing. "This has been built up for months. Every time I see you, you're so beautiful and I cant focus on anything else besides you," David finished, pressing a small kiss to your nose.

"Well, shit I guess Corinna was right," you whispered out, making David look at you confused. "Well, uh, earlier, she asked if anything was going on between us and I said no and she thought so, and I admitted of course I liked you, I mean everyone likes. Every girl likes you," you rambled out, making David laugh loudly. "Okay, so I didn't say it as romantic as you," you grumbled out.

"I think it was adorable," David smiled. "So why don't we get out and get you in bed? You've been in here for way too long," he laughed out. Dramatically, you stood up, wobbling slightly from the alcohol. David stood up as well and grabbed the towels. Both of you climbed out and began to dry yourselves off.

"Do you still have to sleep on a couch?" you asked, jutting out your lower lip to pout. This made David laugh loudly. He came over to you and wrapped his arms around you.

"No," he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead and your body leaned on his. With your head against his chest, your eyes began to close. "Alright, let's get you to bed," he laughed out, seeing you get comfy. Sighing, you stood up and walked to his room behind him. He handed you some dry clothes of his and left the room for you to change, going to change himself. Right when you opened the door, he was waiting outside. His eyes looked you up and down and huge smile overtook his face.

"What?" you asked, puckering your lips.

"You look so adorable right now," he responded, shaking his head. You shuffled over and went into his warm embrace. "Alright, princess, let's get you in bed," he spoke up after a couple moments. You couldn't hide the smile that overtook you as you both headed into his bed. Without hesitation, he pulled your into his arms and you happily cuddled into his warm arms. The alcohol had left you more tired than you thought you'd be. Before you knew it, you started to doze off to the sound of David's breathing.

a/n: so this was REALLY LONG!!! but this gif of David had me feeling SOME TYPE OF WAYYYYY and i hope you guys enjoyed :)

[warmau]

Can i request something cOOL with ncts kun like from friends-to-enemies-to-lovers? (or just from enemies to lovers mom please I'm desperate)

others: ten | johnny | haechan | mark | doyoung | yukhei | jungwoo

you’d never been one for big parties, but after being practically begged to go by johnny

you really couldnt say no

plus it was christmas - you should at least try your best to spend it with friends 

(and not binge watching those sappy hallmark movies by yourself)

the party was at a cabin rented by someones way-too-rich parents

and when you got there, you were greeted by ten and johnny 

already slightly pink in the cheeks, swaying back and forth to mariah carey’s classic all i want for christmas is you

“YOU MADE IT!”

johnny slurs, happy grin plastered over his face

“come on in,,,,we have,,,,,,,food and and PUNCH!”

ten extends his cup in offering, but you gently push it away - letting yourself into the house

that’s practically shaking with loud music and way too many occupants 

you make some rounds, chatting with mark who looks embarrassed to be wearing the neon flashing santa hat taeyong had bought him

you dance a little with yukhei and sicheng who try to liven up your mood

but just as you start to get into the flow of things

he arrives

you and qian kun have an,,,,,,,interesting relationship

ever since you’d first met - you disagreed about everything and anything 

there wasnt one topic where you and kun could see eye to eye

at first you guys tried to laugh it off like hahaha we’re just opposites ,,,, but at some point it got real

and personal

if there was ever a reason to butt heads - you two would find it

which is why everyone, for the most part, tried to keep you separated

so they wouldnt get caught in the middle of it

because, even though people were used to kun being calm and quite reasonable  

around you, it was like a fire went off and just the seething energy that came off you too,,,,,,,,,,,,yuta would say he could literally feel himself getting burnt

but now here you were 

both at this party

and you told yourself - just stay away. mind your business

but it was like god was playing a cruel trick

because as well as you two did, avoiding each other at the party and only exchanged passive aggressive glares

neither of you expected to be stuck in that damn cabin for the night

when the party had died down, and most of the people were gone, you’d volunteered to help get some stuff in order and to make sure johnny - who’d fallen asleep in a corner got back home safe

the only people left were you, him, jaehyun (who was the rich kid who got his rich parents to even rent this place), mark, jungwoo and,,,,,,,,

kun

you thought he’d already left - but there he was

piling dirty plates into garbage bags

and as you two locked eyes you tried to look away first, make yourself completely disinterested

until

“guys, look outside”

you perked up, trying to see past jaehyun who was staring - wide eyed into the snow covered porch

at first you didn’t get what he meant but then

“wait - wait - how high is the snow right now?”

jaehyun made his way over, touching the door and pushing against it

it didnt budge

“um,,,,,,,,,,im going to assume that means a bear is holding us locked in here or -”

jungwoo asks, but jaehyun shakes his head

“the snow must have gotten too high during the party and even worse while we were cleaning. i guess we’ll have to wait out the night so it melts.”

you sigh, but think that the cabin is big enough. you can crash on one of the couches

“oh ew, someone totally soaked the coaches with punch and oh - oh im going to be sick!”

mark’s voice breaks a little as he clamps his hand over his mouth

you blink, turning to jaehyun and asking - right at the same time as kun

“how many beds does this place have?”

jaehyun sits down and decides that somehow, the rooms will have to be divided up

there’s two bedrooms and a basement guest room

jaehyun and johnny take the basement guest room - it has two separate beds and jaehyun insists they need it so that if johnny gets sick (he is pretty hungover) that jaehyun doesnt have to be,,,,,,right there next to him when it happens

mark and jungwoo agree to take one of the bedrooms

which leaves you and kun in the other one

with

one bed

“ill sleep on the floor.”

he says curtly 

but when you lean down to touch it, it’s ice cold

“oh and then blame me when you get sick, no way. we can share the bed. we just need to build a wall,,,”

you mutter, taking as many pillows off the bed and lining them up in the middle

to make a clean split for your side and his side

“they’re going to fall over”

kun says, deadpan

“well then use some of your magic to make sure they dont”

you snark back, making sure to get a jab in at his “magician” hobby

he rolls his eyes, but starts to pull of his sweater

which makes you throw your hands up to cover your face

“what are you doing?”

“i dont want to sweat through my sweater when im sle-”

“just keep it on, it’s cold in here anyway!”

he huffs, falling down against the mattress and sending half the pillow wall to the floor

you grumble, picking them up and setting them back into a line before getting under your side of the covers first

this is the worst thing in the world

you think to yourself, confused why in the world you’d gotten all embarrassed when kun had tried taking his clothes off

it’s because you don’t want to see him like that!

your brain responds and you agree - but still your heart beats a little quicker in your chest

of course,,,,,,,,,,you get absolutely no sleep,,,,,,,,,

you spend the night staring at your side of the wall when suddenly you feel kun shift

“are you awake?”

his soft voice asks and you swallow

“yeah. what do you want?”

you try to sound agitated, but you’re not - you’re just tired

“why do we hate each other?”

“w-what?”

the bed moves again and you hear kun move some of the pillows out of the way

you ready yourself to get angry, to tell him to stop whatever he’s thinking of doing, but you cant bring yourself to even turn around

“i mean - when did we decided not to like each other?”

“we didn’t decide. we’re just completely opposite from each other so why would we ever like each other?”

the wind beats against the windows and makes the sound loud in the silence of the room

you feel kun looking at your back

and you don’t know why it makes you feel all kinds of things in your chest

“i think i like you anyways”

those words finally make you turn around - because you stop feeling those funny butterflies in your stomach and start realizing that this has to be some joke

“kun, don’t think im stupid enough to believe that after fighting all the time that you secretly actually -”

he puts a hand out and touches your cheek, you pause and in the darkness of the room you can tell that he’s ,,,,,,, being super serious

“maybe if you’d remember every other thing about us rather then just our arguing you would know im not playing around.”

he breathes and you blink

it’s true,,,alll you remember about kun is you two getting into it over the stupidest, pettiest little things

but there have been spare moments where you’re sure you’d caught him staring at you 

but that’s because he thinks im annoying! he’s not staring - he’s glaring at me

how he’d ask if you were going to come along whenever your friends and his went out

that’s because he wants me not to go!

or how he’d stayed behind today - to help jaehyun and you 

no no - just to help jaehyun, he’d never do something nice just for you

“are you saying,,,,,”

“im saying i like you. i really really like you. so can you please stop hating me and start liking me too?”

because you’re at a lose for words - and because you’re literally inches apart from your enemy whose just confessed to you on a bed of all places

you sort of just freeze 

but kun comes closer, till the pillow wall between you is completely gone and the heat from his body circles yours 

“i cant use my magic - and im not forcing you to like me back - but i think under it all you do at least think im cu-”

he starts

but then you finally react

you lean in, kissing kun 

granted you miss his lips and hit the top of his nose because it’s so dark

but you KISS kun

and he moves his head a bit so he can properly kiss you back

and it’s unreal - like you’re really kissing this guy who all you’ve ever done is get mad at each other

and you’re actually loving it

pulling back, you feel kun’s legs tangle with yours and you don’t know how else to say it 

but

“i guess i like you too,,,,,,,,but it would have been so much easier if you had just told me from the beginning-”

“ok ok im not going to argue about liking each other too. we’ve argued enough, do you know what we should do from now on?”

you crinkle your nose, but ask kun to explain

you feel his hand tread through your hair and pull you in close again

before he whispers

“more kissing. from now on, no arguing just lots and lots and lots of kisses”

finally, you think

that’s something we can agree on 

[hopewritcs]

dancing in the kitchen. eight.

pairing: romantic steve x reader, familial dustin x reader

word count: 3.9k

summary: without giving too much away: the reader is Y/N Henderson, Dustin’s older cousin who’s staying in town, due to some family issues. takes place soon after s2.

note: ha ha ha i know it’s christmas in this fic and it’s not even halloween rn but can’t argue w the timeline folks !!! anyway a bit of a time skip between the last chapter and now, just for the sake of the world.  also this is a long chapter but i’m super proud of it. um also check out the mixtape ft in this chapter HERE !!  

other chapters: masterlist

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It was Christmas Eve Eve and Y/N was wondering just how to get her presents wrapped.  She wasn’t exactly a pro at wrapping presents--her mother usually had one of the nannies or maids throw the wrapping together for the big elaborate Christmas tree decorations.  But now that Y/N was in Hawkins, she wanted to do it herself.  She couldn’t very well ask her Aunt to wrap presents she would be sticking under the tree for her, now could she?  

It was nearly a week since Y/N and Steve had their almost kiss.  She couldn’t even look at him after it happened.  Stupid childhood crush.  She cursed herself for even thinking about it then.  And again and again every time that dumb face came into her mind.  Just move on already.  You didn’t even kiss him.  She wanted to forget about it.  But damn that stupid boy, Steve Harrington, for getting wrapped up in her mind.  

“Y/N!  Honey, what are you doing?” she heard her aunt knock on the door and Y/N unceremoniously laid herself across the half wrapped presents on the floor in her room.  When her aunt got the door open, she raised an eyebrow at her niece’s position.  “You okay?”

“Fine, Aunt Claudia!”  Y/N exclaimed.  “Leave now or have your christmas presents spoiled!” she shooed, waving one hand wildly toward the door.  Her aunt just stood there laughing and shaking her head.  “Ugh!  Do you not want surprises?” she exclaimed once more, glaring at her aunt.  

“Sorry sweetie.  Lunch will be ready soon, then we’re going to the Wheeler’s for their celebration with everyone.”  her aunt was still near tears, clutching her stomach with her free hand as she was laughing.  “I’ll leave you to it.”  she said, closing the door behind her.  

“Thank you.”  Y/N called sheepishly after her aunt left before sitting back up.  She only had a couple of presents left to wrap.  She’d save the best ones for last, and already had stuff wrapped for everyone else to take to the Wheeler’s house.  And by “wrap” most of that stuff was just in bags for the kids and her friends.  She figured they didn’t care about pretty perfect wrapping paper.  But she wanted things to look perfect for her family.  After all, this was the first Christmas she’d had in forever that felt like Christmas.  

She managed to get most of the presents wrapped before her aunt called her down for lunch.  She put them back in her closet and skipped down the stairs, jumping off the bottom step and passing Dustin on her way to the table.  

“So what’s the Wheeler’s party like?”  Y/N asked as she took a bite of her sandwich.  

“It’s awesome!  We spend the whole time in the basement playing games and exchanging presents.  The adults stay upstairs and do boring stuff.”  Dustin explained, nodding his head with a mouthful of food.  

“Gross Dustin.  Chew before you talk, please.”  Y/N made a face at him, waving her napkin in his face.    

“You can’t tell me what to do.”  Dustin called, laughing as he made faces at his cousin.  

“Dustin, chew before you speak.  No one needs to see food half-chewed in your mouth.”  Claudia spoke up from her side of the table, where she’d been feeding Tews scraps from her plate.  

“See.”  Y/N sing-songed, making a face at Dustin across the table.  In reply Dustin just stuck his tongue out at her and continued to eat.  

“We need to leave in fifteen minutes.  I’ll get everything into the car while you two kids clean up from lunch and change.”  Claudia said after a couple minutes of silence.  The kitten purred as he circled her feet while they moved around the room.  Claudia gathered a couple of the presents and went out to the car as Y/N got up and began clearing the table.  

Dustin gathered what was left on the kitchen table, dropping it on the counter next to Y/N.  “Last minute wrapping!”  he shouted, racing up the stairs and trying to take them two at a time.  

Y/N simply shook her head at his movements before cleaning the dishes.  She left them to dry in the rack and then went upstairs to change.  

Donning a new dress of her favorite color, and some black kitten heels Y/N grabbed the presents she had gotten for everyone and went back downstairs.  She put the bags in the backseat before sitting up front in the passengers seat beside her aunt.  

The ride wasn’t even ten minutes, but it was filled with Christmas songs from the radio.  Along with the off-key singing of the Henderson family.  Laughter echoed through the streets from the rolled down windows of the car as they pulled into the Wheeler driveway.  

Dustin was the first out of the car, not stopping to grab the presents he’d brought before running into the house calling a hello to Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler.  He bounced down the basement stairs right away to his friends.  

Y/N gathered as many presents as she could hold, following her aunt into the house.  She greeted everyone with a quick hug and kiss on the cheek as she made her way to drop off the presents, putting the ones she got for everyone in the corner to remember to give them all later on.  

An hour later, it seemed like everyone else was showing up to the party.  Y/N was sitting on the couch with Nancy and Jonathan as they watched the kids get together.  While the Henderson’s were the first to show up, everyone followed closely after.  The last of the kids running in being Max, ducking quickly down into the basement with a wave to the teens on the couches.  

“Alright kids get up here!  It’s present time.”  Mrs. Wheeler shouted down the stairs and then turned around, waving her hands at the teens on the couch.  “Rearrange everything.  Jonathan, help Nancy grab some extra seating from the dining room.  Y/N can you start grabbing some presents.  And Steve, go grab the kids and make sure they’re heading upstairs.”  

Y/N turned at the mention of Steve, confused because she hadn’t seen him arrive.  But it looked like he had just gotten there, shrugging off his jacket and hanging it on the hook by the door.  He caught Y/N’s gaze and raised his hand in greeting before heading down the stairs calling for the kids to grab their shit.  

Y/N shook her head, sending a death glare to Nancy.  Who had not mentioned that Steve was going to be there.  Then again, maybe Y/N should have known when they said that everyone was going to be there.  Everyone, in this group, seemed to include Steve Harrington.  And Y/N was going to have to deal with that.  Even if it meant not talking about her feelings and avoiding them until they bubbled over--which they wouldn’t.  Y/N was sure of that.  She would definitely get over Steve Harrington.  And their almost kiss.  

Y/N shook the thoughts out of her head as she sat down on the floor, beginning to organize presents.  Thankfully, each was labeled with who it was for, so that wasn’t difficult.  The problem was there were a lot of people to hand them out to.  So when she saw the kids heading upstairs, Y/N called for help and Dustin and Mike came over.  They began handing out presents as Y/N finished her piles.  It went by quickly, and soon everyone was opening presents.  The whole house seemed to be filled with laughter, happiness, and the sounds of wrapping paper and tissue paper being crumpled up and dropped to the floor ( or, in some cases, tossed at someone else ).  The kids were enjoying every moment of opening their presents, and the adults were looking on as they did so saving their own presents for after the kids had finished.  

Y/N sat on the couch with the other teens, squeezed in between the edge of the couch and Nancy.  She laughed along with Nancy as she watched the kids rip open the presents, commenting on sweaters and comics and other such things the adults had given them.  

Only when the floor seemed to be piled with paper did Mrs. Wheeler head into the kitchen to grab a garbage back, passing it from each kid to make sure they got the wrapping in it.  Then, once it was all cleaned up the kids were free to go back downstairs each holding onto their new presents.  The teens followed them down to the basement, wherein it looked like the kids were going around handing out presents to each other.  

“You didn’t get us anything?”  Steve teased, sitting at the bottom of the staircase as he watched the kids move around.  

“Yeah we did.  It’s called friendship.”  Dustin grinned at Steve.  Steve made a face, waving Dustin off as he laughed.  

“So how did you guys split up presents?  Or did you get everyone something?”  Y/N asked, curling up on the arm of the couch as she watched them move about.  

“Well we do a Secret Santa.  Bunch of names in a hat.  Used to have Nance and Jonathan too, but they’re all lovey dovey now.”  Mike explained, making a face as he pointed toward his sister and best friend’s brother.  “So we put everyone’s name on paper and grabbed at random.  The whole key is to see if you can guess who got you what.”  Mike nodded his head as he opened the present he received from his Secret Santa.  

“Oh shit, I almost forgot.  I didn’t give you guys my stuff upstairs.”  Y/N chastised herself as she ran back up the stairs, grabbing the bag of things for the kids before heading back down.  She handed the gift bags out to each kid and smiled.  

“So when we open presents Christmas morning I’m gonna see all your stuff to me in bags?”  Dustin questioned, shaking the bag Y/N handed him.  She lightly flicked his shoulder, sticking her tongue out at him.  “Ouch.  It’s just an observation.”  She giggled before walking over to Jonathan and Nancy and handing them their own bags as well.  

When she moved back to Steve, Y/N shrugged.  “I didn’t know you were gonna be here.”

“Don’t sweat it.”  Steve said, shaking his hand at her with a smile.  “It’s okay.” 

“When it’s time to leave you can follow us back to the house.  I have your present there.  No one told me you were going to be here so I just...didn’t bring it.”  Y/N answered with a kind, sorry, smile.  

His eyes perked up as he glanced up at her.  “You didn’t have to get me anything, Y/N.  Seriously.”  

“Yes I did.”  Y/N smiled, taking a seat next to him.  She glanced back over at Dustin--who was completely enamored with the hermit crab she’d gotten him and showing it off to his friends.  “You do a lot for Dusty, you’re kind of his hero.  But don’t tell him I said that.  Plus, it’s the holidays.  You’re a friend.  Presents are happening.”  

“Well thanks, Y/N.”  Steve nodded in her direction, holding her gaze for a minute.  Y/N could feel her cheeks heating up from the look Steve was giving her, so she cleared her throat and excused herself back to the couch.  She glanced back over at Steve when she knew he wasn’t looking in her direction.  

Damn this stupid crush.  

Another two hours passed by and the adults were gathering kids up to leave.  Everyone said their goodbyes upstairs, the kids thanking Y/N for their presents and the other adults.  And, they figured out who had given who what for their Secret Santa.  Which would have proved a better “secret” if they hadn’t written the names on the cards themselves.  

Y/N pulled her aunt aside as she was putting on her coat.  “Aunt Claudia, is it okay if Steve comes over for a little bit.  I forgot his present at home and instead of waiting I figured I could just give it to him now.”  She asked, giving her aunt her best puppy dog eyes.  

“Steve is welcome any time.  He should know that.”  Claudia explained, glancing over at Steve with a grin as she said that.  

“I do.  Thanks so much Mrs. Henderson.”  Steve nodded, slipping on his own coat.  “Want a ride over?”  Steve asked Y/N.  

“Can I come too?” Dustin asked, bounding over, holding tightly to his presents.  

Before Steve could answer, Claudia put a hand on her son’s shoulder and shook her head.  “Sorry Dusty, I need your help with all the presents in the car.”  She gathered what she could in her hand as she ordered Dustin to grab his own things.  “Thanks Karen, Ted.  It was wonderful as always.”  

“Did you see what Y/N got me?  He’s so cool.  I’m naming him Dug after Dig Dug.”  Dustin continued to explain to his mother as he walked out to the car with the presents in his hand.  

“Thanks for having us Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler!”  Y/N said, giving each of them a hug before hugging her best friend tightly.  “Merry Christmas Nance.”  

“Merry Christmas Y/N.” Nancy replied, holding her friend tightly.  “I’ll call you as soon as we’re back from my grandparents house.  Should be back right before the New Year.”  she said, pulling away from Y/N and then giving Steve a quick hug.  “Merry Christmas Steve.”  

“Merry Christmas Mike.”  Y/N said, giving him a hug as well.  

“You too, Y/N.  Thanks again for the presents.”  He exclaimed, holding on tightly to the figures she’d given him from the latest Star Wars film.   

“Don’t mention it.”  she smiled.  

“Later Steve.”  Mike exclaimed with a wave before heading upstairs, Nancy close behind.  

Then Steve and Y/N headed out to his car, and Steve stopped to open the door for her.  She smiled, calling a soft thanks to him as he rounded to the other side.  

The drive back to the Henderson house was silent.  Not awkward or bad, but silent.  Music flowed through the radio quietly, and the heat was on in the car.  But neither Y/N nor Steve made any motion to speak.  

When they pulled up to the house, Y/N opened the door.  “Wait here.”  she said, shedding her jacket and leaving it on the banister before running upstairs.  She found the present she got Steve in it’s own little bag.  When she came back downstairs she held it out for him.  “It’s not much.”  she explained, leaning against the banister as she watched him open it.  

She’d made him a mixtape of a couple of songs.  Which was cheesy as hell, and more inclined toward the romantic side, but Y/N had already started on the mixtape before any sort of feelings had occurred.  Before the aforementioned almost kiss that was still playing on repeat in her mind.  Damn you stupid crush.   

“A mixtape?”  Steve asked, holding up the cassette with her handwritten note explaining each song on the front.  

“Don’t make fun of me!”  Y/N said, grabbing for the present she’d just handed over.  Despite the fact he was chuckling at her reaction, Steve wasn’t making fun of her.  He held the tape out of reach as she continued to jump.  “If you keep laughing I’m taking it away from you.”  Y/N exclaimed.  

“You made me a mixtape.”  Steve spoke again, glancing at the writing.  He was curious, and made his way over to the boom box in the kitchen.  Taking out whatever tape was in there, Steve stuck the one Y/N made for him in there and hit play.  

Soon, music filled the kitchen softly and Steve grabbed Y/N’s hand spinning her around to the music.  They danced around the kitchen, shoes kicked off as the first song played.  Continuing to dance until Y/N stopped suddenly.  

“Come on Steve, stop.”  Y/N giggled, putting her hands on his shoulder, which he turned into a spin.  “Seriously!”  she exclaimed.  

“Admit it, you’re having fun.”  Steve told her as he spun her out again, looking at her face as she smiled.  

“Fine, I’m having fun.  But you’re going to ruin the rest of the songs if you listen to them all now.”  Y/N pointed out, taking a breath as she looked at him.  

“You made me a mixtape.”  Steve repeated, his eyebrows scrunched up together as if he was asking a question instead of telling her a fact.  

“Yes.  I happen to love mixtapes.” Y/N admitted.  She always carried some with her when she was going anywhere.  They were perfect for her walkman when she needed to just listen to music and escape.  

“You do that a lot, huh?”  Steve asked her.  When she looked at him funny he elaborated.  “Listen to music to escape?”  

She’d said that out loud?  Instead of denying it, Y/N nodded.  “It’s a good release.  Dancing it out to some good music.”  

Steve nodded.  “I remember.  When I came by Dustin’s that night you were dancing in the kitchen too.”  

“You remember that?  All I remember is the part where I fell flat on my ass.”  

“Nah, you looked good.”  

Y/N stopped mid movement, looking up at Steve.  Her heart was racing--both from dancing around the kitchen and from what he had just told her.  Blinking, Y/N looked at him.  “You were watching me?”  

Steve had stopped moving, leaning against the kitchen counter as he looked at her.  “You looked so happy.  Just you moving around the kitchen.  I was just like...I want to know her.”  he explained, scratching the back of his neck as he spoke.  “And now I do.”

“And now that you know the crazy girl dancing in the kitchen?”  Y/N asked, lifting her gaze from where it had fallen to her feet.  

“I like her.  She’s actually pretty great.” 

Her heart stopped.  She blinked a couple of times, his words repeating--echoing--in her ears.  “You...?” 

“Like you.”  Steve finished, nodding his head to confirm the fact.  God, why did he feel so awkward all of a sudden?   He felt nervous telling Y/N that he liked her.  He’d been sure of it after he almost kissed her, but now actually confessing to her?  When she didn’t respond right away, Steve took a step forward and placed his hand on her arm.  “Y/N?”  he asked softly, looking at her.  

Pounding.  Her heart was pounding.  “You like me.”  she spoke slowly, as if confirming the fact once more in order to understand her thoughts.  

“And you?”  Steve prompted, hoping to God he didn’t just ruin whatever moment they’d been having.  

“I like you too.”  Y/N said softly, holding Steve’s gaze.  

It was as if relief fell over Steve, his face relaxed and he grinned at her.  “Well I just needed to make sure.  Cause after we almost kissed you seemed to be avoiding me.”  

“I just didn’t want things to be weird or anything.”  Y/N said, placing her hand on top of the one he had on her arm.  “I like you, I just didn’t think you’d like me too.”  

“Not like you?  You’re pretty amazing, Y/N Henderson.”  Steve said, letting out a breath.  

“You’re pretty amazing too Steve Harrington.”  Y/N replied.

Then, Steve leaned in and kissed Y/N as the mixtape continued to fill the kitchen with music.  Her heart may have been pounding before but it was racing even faster with the kiss.  She leaned in closer to him as she kissed him back.  

Steve pulled away, leaving both himself and Y/N with smiles on their faces.  

“Is it bad to say I didn’t get you anything for Christmas?”  Steve broke the silence, chuckling softly as he looked at Y/N.  

As Y/N leaned in to kiss Steve again, they both heard a noise and turned toward the stairs.  

“Ew gross."  Dustin made a puking sound as he hopped down the stairs looking between his cousin and his best friend.  “Are you dating now or something?”  

Steve’s eyes glanced toward Y/N as they both stood their silently.  Were they dating?  Y/N wasn’t sure.  Sure they liked each other but that didn’t mean they were like officially official or anything.  

“We are.”  Steve answered after a minute, then looked back at Y/N.  “You want to, right?  Be my girlfriend, I mean.”  Steve asked, smiling at her aware that he’d just jumped to answer before checking with her.  

“Yeah, I want to be your girlfriend Steve.”  Y/N answered, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before looking back at her cousin.  “Is this a problem?”  she asked, raising an eyebrow at the younger boy.  

“Yes.  Now I owe Mikey and Will five bucks.  They said Steve was gonna ask you out before the New Year.  I had money on New Years Eve.”  Dustin exclaimed, dropping his arms down against his sides as he looked between the two teens.  

“You bet money on us?” Y/N said at the same time Steve asked.  

“What did everyone else say?”  Y/N shot Steve a look for asking, but still turned to look at Dustin.  

“Okay so El said you two were already dating but Max said it didn’t happen until the last DnD night.  Will said Christmas, and Mike said before New Years.  So I don’t know which one of them won, but one of them did.  I said New Years Eve, y’know midnight kiss and all.  And Lucas said it wouldn’t happen until like mid-January.”  Dustin explained.  “Now we all owe Mike and Will.”  He put his hand over his head and then glared at Steve through his fingers.  “You couldn’t have waited until New Years buddy?”  

“How was I supposed to know you were betting on me and your cousin?”  Steve exclaimed, shaking his head with laughter.  

“You just were!  And I was supposed to win.”  Dustin sighed, slumping down into the chair at the kitchen table.  

“Sorry Dustin.”  Y/N said, putting her hand on her cousin’s shoulder.  “But about us dating.  It’s not weird for you or anything, right?”  she asked again, wanting to make sure her cousin was going to be fine if she began dating someone who he was close to.  

Dustin looked up at her, shaking his head.  “Are you kidding?  That’s so fine!  I mean, gross.  Don’t kiss in front of me again.  Ever.  But it’s all cool.”  Dustin answered.  

Y/N glanced at Steve, shrugging her shoulders.  Meanwhile Steve just leaned in to kiss her again, much to Dustin’s dismay.  As the pair kissed, they could hear Dustin shouting at them while he stomped up the stairs.  

“Gross.  Couldn’t just warn me.  Had to go and plant on one her didn’t you Harrington?”  He stopped, then turned and looked at the two.  “Also if you hurt her I’ll kill you.”  Dustin finished, then went back upstairs for good.  

“Did he just give me the big brother speech?  At thirteen?”  Steve asked, looking up the stairs to where Dustin had vanished.  

“You bet your ass I did!”  Dustin called.  

“Hey don’t eavesdrop!”  Steve replied.  

“Whatever.”  Dustin said before closing his bedroom door, leaving the two alone once more.  

Steve rolled his eyes at Dustin before turning his attention back to Y/N.  She smiled up at him and pressed her lips to his quickly.  “Merry Christmas Steve.”  

“Merry Christmas, Y/N.”  

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Second First Date

happy holidays to @osobhi​~ it seems like we had each other for the @mlsecretsanta​ exchange! I hope you like this! it’s post-reveal alyabug :3

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Her parents were hosting a party to celebrate New Year’s Eve, and Alya was bored out of her mind. She was the youngest there; none of her parents’ friends had brought their kids, and Ella and Etta were down for a nap before midnight. Her parents had felt the need to start it six hours before midnight, so everyone could have dinner together, and the party was dragging on forever.

It probably would have been a little more bearable if she could leave and hang out with people she actually knew, but she had nowhere to go. After a while, she resorted to sitting in the corner of the couch, eavesdropping on nearby conversations and texting her friends.

From: Mari <3

How’s the party going??

Babe I’m so boredd are u sure u can’t come over

I wish :(( my parents won’t let me though

FuCk that

Wait bu t

I’m sure my parents wouldn’t mind if ladybug crashed the party

HmmMmMmmMMmmm

Lmao

No but they’re dragging me to church

At midnight

Gross????

Why cant u just go in the Morning

B/c apparently?? We’re still open tomorrow??

Double Gross

Its ok I will send u a cyber smooch at midnight

Aww <3

Me too

Ugh gtg

Love you Alya

Ily2 mari

I’ll see if I can come by tomorrow

Gotta get me some sugar u know

Oh my goD

Uhh I mean ur dads pain au chocolat

Like ur cute but

Not everything is about u smh

YEAH OK SURE

;)

“Ooh, are you texting a boy ?” someone near Alya giggled tipsily. She looked up, the smile rapidly evaporating off her face.

“My girlfriend, actually,” she said tersely.

“Oh.” He didn’t seem to know what to say, and went to take a gulp of wine instead. He looked down at the empty glass in his hand, then back at Alya, eyebrows raised. He tipped it towards her with a shamefaced smile and sauntered away in search of a refill.

Alya rolled her eyes. She got up and went into the kitchen, where her mother was preparing a round of hors d'oeuvres.

“Oh, Alya. Can you get me the horseradish out of the fridge?” Marlena asked.

“Yeah.” She grabbed the little glass jar from the refrigerator and, while she was in there, nicked a bottle of the twins’ apple juice. She handed the condiment to her mother and surveyed the plates that were already prepared. “Are any of these ready to go out?”

Marlena looked up. “Hmm. Yeah, the vol-au-vents,” she said, pointing. Alya picked them up and headed back out of the kitchen. “Thank you!” her mother called after her.

Alya, however, didn’t return to the party, but took a detour to her room. She closed the door behind her, resisting the urge to lock it, and shucked off her sweater and shoes. She set an alarm on her cell phone--5 minutes to midnight ought to be enough of a head’s up to rejoin the party in time for champagne.

Then she slouched over to her desk and kicked back in front of her laptop. She could still hear the wine-laced chatter and laughter of the party, and slipped on her headphones. Soon, she was engrossed in her computer, and behind her back the hours melted together. She was only pulled out of it, eventually, by two nearly simultaneous events.

The first was that she suddenly realized she was out of food, and when she looked up to confirm that her empty fingers were indeed only chasing crumbs around the plate, she caught a glimpse of her phone screen lighting up in her peripheral vision.

Alya sighed, and scooted in her chair to grab her phone from the pile of blankets it had nested in. To her surprise, it was now a little over half an hour until midnight.

From: Nono

Hey Alya

Wyd

Playing stardew valley wbu

Chillin

U decent?

Like morally or

Pants

Uh why lol

I mean yea but

U got sth planned?

W h a t

No

Thing

What are you hiding

Nano my man

Ur terrible with secrets

Just come hang out

Ivan’s here

And Alix

Kim’s maybe on his way

Where are u

We’ll come pick you up

Damn thanks

Maybe the real squad goals was the friends we made along the way

Be there in 10

Alya found her shoes and touched up her makeup, humming to herself. She gathered up the remains of her snack and headed to the kitchen. Her mom wasn’t in there anymore, and as she placed her plate in the sink, she heard her parents’ voices in the din of the party.

Her cell phone buzzed with a new text.

From: Alix K.

We’re here!!!

Come otu

im gay

Bitch me too

Come outsid e

Alya ran for her coat, shouting at her parents as she passed through the hallway. “I’m going to hang out with Nino!”

No response. She paused with her hand on the front doorknob and yelled again. “I’m gonna go out with some friends!”

Her mom poked her head around the corner. “Be quiet,” she said in a stage whisper. “The girls are still asleep.”

“Sorry,” Alya muttered. She lifted her hand from the knob and pointed at the door. “I’m going out, though.”

Marlena squinted at her watch in the dim light. “Be back by one,” was all she said. She headed back to the party, and called over her shoulder, “Have fun, sweetie!”

Alya raced down the stairs, and the moment she set foot outside, she was hit by a snowball. She coughed and swiped at her face, trying to see who threw it through the splotches on her glasses.

She heard Alix and Nino laughing, and Ivan said, “Ooh, nice shot.” She finally cleared off her lenses, and saw Ladybug, standing with her friends, and brushing her hands against her legs to hide the evidence of her crime.

“M--Uh, what are you doing here, Ladybug?” Alya asked incredulously.

Ladybug spread her arms wide. “Celebrating!”

Though Alya was bewildered, she couldn’t stop the smile that spread across her face. “Don’t you have, like, other things to do tonight?”

“Honestly? No,” Ladybug said, shrugging. “I can’t think of anyplace else I’d rather be right now.”

“Hell yeah,” Nino agreed. “Marinette said you were bored at your house, so we got a crew together. Sucks that she couldn’t come, though.”

“Oh, well,” Ladybug smirked. “Guess she’s missing out.”

Alya stifled a laugh, and changed the subject before it burst out. “I thought you said Kim was coming?”

“Nah,” Alix said. “Turns out he and Max are at a LAN party, so, you know, they might never leave.”

“That’s fair, though.” Ivan scratched his nose. “Did, uh, they say where they were?” Alix glared at him. “What?”

“Never mind them!” Alya said cheerfully, linking one arm with him and the other with Ladybug. She turned to Nino. “Where are we off to?”

He shrugged. “I didn’t think that far ahead, honestly.”

They wandered to the end of Alya’s street, looking around. There were people everywhere, and the air around them was full of the sounds of Reveillon in full swing.

“Isn’t your friend’s dad putting on his show at the Eiffel Tower?” Ladybug asked.

Ivan shook his head. “Nah, Mylène’s in Canada visiting family. It’s her dad’s understudy.”

“Still, it could be fun,” Nino said. “Anybody got other ideas?”

They didn’t, so they set off.

Ivan fell back, separating from Alya and falling into step with Alix, and Alya leaned in to Ladybug. “I thought you said you were busy,” she whispered.

Ladybug smirked knowingly. “Come on, Alya, we’re never open on New Year’s.”

“But, then…?”

“I thought we could do something different.” Ladybug leaned into Alya, pressing against her side for a brief second before pulling away again, a coy look slipping onto her face. “You know, something exciting.”

“That sounds just fine to me,” Alya replied.

“Can I just say?” Nino interrupted. “You guys are the worst.”

The others turned around and realized that they had fallen into two lines and Nino, being the odd man out, was left to trail along behind them, alone.

“Aw, c’mere,” Alya said. Nino came up to join her and Ladybug, and she slung her free arm around his shoulder. “There. I got my two favorite people with me.”

“I’m surprised I made the list before Marinette,” Nino commented wryly.

“Your favorite, out of the people here?” Ladybug suggested.

“Okay,” Alix interjected. “That just seems needlessly rude. I mean, we’re right here.”

“Well, shit, man, she’s only got two arms,” Ivan retorted.

“I’m just saying,” Alix grumbled.

“And the sidewalk’s hardly wide enough for five people,” Alya added. “I mean, there’s barely enough space for three of us.”

“I could always carry you if it gets too crowded,” Ladybug suggested.

Alya winked. “Maybe some other time.”

The streets got more congested as they went on, and soon they were forced to walk single-file. Alya led the line, holding tightly onto Ladybug’s hand behind her so they wouldn’t be separated. Alix brought up the rear, but she was tired of trailing behind and jumped onto Ivan’s back instead.

With more people around, Ladybug had expected they would be able to blend in more easily, but just the opposite was true. She kept getting stopped, and people would hand their phone to Alya so they could get a picture. It was infuriating, and after a few blocks they stopped to build Ladybug a disguise.

Alix shed her hat and sweatshirt, while Nino held Ivan’s jacket for him so he could offer Ladybug his flannel.

“It’s definitely too big to fit you,” he said apologetically. “But I figure you can tie it around your waist, because none of us are going to give up our pants.”

Ladybug looked down at her conspicuously crimson legs. “Good call,” she replied, zipping Alix’s hoodie over her suit.

Alya stepped forward and unwrapped her scarf, winding it around Ladybug’s neck. “It’s not much by way of a disguise,” she murmured. “But it really helps pull your whole outfit together, I think.”

Ladybug nuzzled into it. “Mmm. Soft.”

“And you’d better take good care of this,” Alya said sternly. “My girlfriend made it for me, got it?”

“Well, it’s nice.” Ladybug winked. “She’s got great taste.”

Alya crossed her arms and smirked. “Uh, hell yeah , she does.”

“Anyway,” Nino interrupted, glaring pointedly at Alya. “I don’t have anything to give you, because apparently I’m a delinquent. Best I could do is a hat, but you’ve already got that covered, so… We should keep going if we want to get good seats.”

They forged on, although the icy sidewalks and tightly-knit crowds seemed to want to separate them at every opportunity. Alix jumped back up on Ivan’s back, and used her perch to peer over all the people and find a clear path. Ladybug jumped and reached for Alya’s hand when someone spoke, but they weren’t addressing her.

“Hey, kids, it’s cold out. Where are your coats?” a stranger called out.

“Your mom’s house,” Nino and Alix shouted in unison. He reached out behind him, and she high-fived him.

“You know,” Alya whispered to Ladybug, “I think Nino’s upset with us for flirting with each other.”

“What? Why?”

Alya tapped her thumb against the big black spot on the back of Ladybug’s hand. “Gee, I don’t know.”

Ladybug wrinkled her nose. “Oh! Aw. He’s trying to defend my honor.”

“Yeah, and he thinks I’m a slut,” Alya pouted. “Oh, well. I guess I do have a type.”

“Hmm,” Ladybug agreed. “Or, everyone just loves you.” She leaned in to kiss Alya on the cheek.

Alya snickered and danced away, as far as she could without letting go of Ladybug’s hand. “Sorry, Ladybug,” she said, clutching dramatically at her chest with her free hand. “But my heart only belongs to one girl.”

“I, however, am incredibly single,” Alix piped up.

Nino rolled his eyes. “Anyway,” he said loudly, “I’m not sure we can snag enough seats next to each other. We might have to split into a few rows.”

Alya looked up in surprise. “Oh, wow. We’re here.”

“That, my friend, is the beauty of the travel montage,” Nino replied.

The show was in mid-act when they arrived, and was much more than a one-man performance. While the mime was there, and he was center-stage on the ground, the air behind him was full of twisting acrobats, on invisible wires and banners of purple and gold, suspended from the Tower itself.

Ladybug kept Alix’s hoodie and Alya’s scarf, but returned the other pieces of her disguise to their owners. They managed to find a cluster of seats, and Alya and Ladybug were finally--relatively--alone. Ladybug rested her head on Alya’s shoulder and laced their fingers together.

“Hey, Marinette?” Alya whispered after a few minutes. “Don’t you think this is maybe a little… I don’t know, dramatic?”

“I think that’s the point,” Ladybug whispered back, watching the mime wrestle with an acrobat some 10 meters above him.

“No, I mean.” Alya waved her hand, trying to encompass the whole convoluted scheme. “Why was Ladybug out tonight? Why did Marinette pretend to be busy? Why not just come hang out without all the fuss?”

“Honestly?” Ladybug looked up at Alya, wincing slightly. “It’s kind of a publicity stunt.”

“Huh?”

Ladybug was quick to amend her statement. “That is to say, we’re just showing people we’re around even when there’s nothing really going on. Like, you know, we’re people, too.”

“In like a ‘don’t do crime because we’re always watching’ way?” Alya asked.

“More like a ‘friendly neighborhood superhero’ thing,” Ladybug suggested. “Chat’s off somewhere too, probably hanging out with his friends. Anyway, I get to do my civic duty and take you on an awesome first date.”

“I’ve literally lost track of how many dates we’ve had,” Alya said. “But this is definitely not the first.”

“You’ve never been on a date with Ladybug before.”

Alya laughed. “It seems like you’re just splitting hairs.”

“Listen, our real first date was just a study date,” Ladybug countered. “I think it’s natural to want a second shot at that.”

Alya hummed in agreement. “Well, then, this is absolutely an improvement.”

“Yeah?”

As if in confirmation, a spray of fireworks shot out behind the Tower, framing all the performers with a backdrop of red and gold sparks as they launched into their grand finale routine. In the distance, the bells of some unseen church chimed midnight.

“Yeah.” Alya slipped her hand under Ladybug’s chin and rubbed her thumb across her cheek.

Ladybug leaned up to peck Alya on the cheek. “Happy New Year, Alya,” she murmured.

“Happy New Year, Marinette.”

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7 Minutes in Heaven

Smut Week: Day 1 | Kim Seokjin

Pairing: Seokjin + Reader

W/C: 2143

Going out Saturday nights wasn't a habit of yours, in fact, sitting at home and watching reruns of stupid tv shows was what your ideal night included. But everyone has that friend who pulls them out of your comfort zone, and tonight you let them. When you were given no choice but to go with your friend to this party she had been talking about for the past week you expected one thing; Lots of drunk people grinding against one another.

But that wasn't the case, it was far from it. You walked into a decent size dorm room that maybe had fifteen people in it. Some people were standing around a table filled with more alcohol than was probably needed for the population, while some were in the kitchen laughing and joking about something on a phone and others were lounged around the living room.

You recognized most of them from classes and was glad you were at least on a first name basis with most of them. They all turned to great you and you friends politely as your friend pulled you to the table filled with the drinks for the night.

'What would you care for?' A tall boy you recognized from history class, Jin,  said. You looked around the table and sighed, you really didnt do hard liquor.

'Do you have any beer by any chance?' You asked over the music.

'Of course! Ill grab you one.' He said before giving you a sweet smile and walking away.

You drummed your fingers on the table as you watched your friend amazed as she mixed Tequila with Vodka.

'Are you trying to kill yourself!' You said loudly with a laugh as she poured a red bull in with them.

'No Im trying to get drunk!' She said making the boys around her whoop.

'She's going to vomit later.' You said making them laugh and her scold you.

'Am not!'

'Are too. Just wait.' You said laughing as she stuck her tongue out at you, knowing you were right.

After being handed your beer you stood around that same table actually enjoying yourself, it was nice to get out and make better friends, although you would never admit that to your friend. You were in the middle of talking about the homework your history teacher had assigned and laughing at Jin's impressions of the old man when a shorter boy stood on the coffee table.

'Were playing a drinking game! Come sit if you want to play!'

You were fine standing there with Jin but as he started to walk away you sigh. But that sigh turned into a laugh as your friend grabbed your hand and pulled you to the small table and sat you down next to her. It started off with a simple game of kings cup. You liked this game since it didnt require too much effort and you were pretty good at pulling a card out of a pile. But as the night kept on and so did everyones drinking you were fully surprised when a girl rose her hand and said;

'Lets play seven minutes in heaven!'

Everyone but you seemed to agree. Seven minutes in heaven, given you were picked would mean doing something. Like standing up, and right now you didnt trust your legs. Still, when you were instructed to put something personal in the hat you pulled off one of your rings discreetly and placed it in the hat.

'Im going to kill you for doing this to me when we get home.' You said softly into your friends ear, who just laughed and put her arm around you.

Jimin went first, since he was the one who started this whole drinking game thing. Then Hoseok followed by Jungkook went, all of them pairing off into different rooms, with their picks. Jin was next and you watched, the nerves of you being picked bubbling in your stomach. Sure enough when he extracted his hand from the had he was holding your favorite silver spoon ring. He looked straight at you and for a second you thought that he purposely felt around for it, but that was a stupid thought. He stood after you raised your hand to indicate it belonged to you. You thanked him as he slipped the ring back on, laughing as your best friend hollered after you. The moment the door closed you heard your timer start and you looked to Jin who was now closing the door.

For the first time since you met him you really got a good look at him. He smiled shyly and stepped forward to sit on the same bed as you, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

'You know if you don't want to do-'

You surprised yourself when you kissed him mid sentence. He was shocked for a second but soon melted into it. His hand hooked behind your neck to add onto the fact that his tongue was now meeting yours. He tasted like see liquor and you hungered for the taste, thanking the beer for giving you the confidence.

He started to lean you back, his hand never leaving your neck as the back of your head found the comfort of the mattress. Your arms hooked around his neck as you breathed him everything he was. You pressed your chest up into his until he laid his weight on you. You loved the way it felt to be under him. You were so wrapped up in his kiss that your hands moved on their own to pull his shirt up. You looked at him as he sat up to pull the shirt off the rest of the way and bit your lip. It had been a while since you had been intimate with someone but you were just drunk enough to feel comfortable pulling his lips back onto yours to not care how far the two of you would go in the seven minutes you had.

Before he let his lips connect to yours again he pulled your top off. Once again his weight was on you, his lips meshing with yours as his hand started to wonder around your body. The feeling of his hand on your hot skin made you flush, both in your cheeks and through out your core. You could already feel how slippery your panties were getting. You let out a slight moan in encouragement was his hand traveled down further and then another in pleasure when he swiftly undid the button of your jeans.

Slowly his hand made its way into your pants, first over your underwear as he began to softly stroke your core as a  whole. You let him tease, slightly moving your hips against his hand to further your pleasure until he was ready to go beneath the last remaining strip of cloth. Once he did he took no time in playing with your clit, creating a stimulating feeling with just enough pleasure that sent your body into an anticipating static. You reached down to palm him over his jeans as a thanks for making your body feel so good, but right before you could go any further there was a loud knock that shook the door.

'Seven minutes is up!'

You sat up quickly, almost hitting your head against Jins, your hands covering your flushed cheeks you looked at him and laughed softly.

'Shit.' He said it a light laugh before reaching for both of your shirts.

Just as you had pulled yours over your head the door flung open.

'Lets go! Next round is up.' Taehyung said.

The two of you would have gotten away with it. Could have walked out of the room without anyone knowing what the two of you had been doing, but as Tae pointed to you and said 'Do up your pants, damn.' Your cheeks blushed even darker. You turned into Jins chest to laugh again before buttoning up your pants and letting him lead you out of the room by your hand.

The two of you maybe lasted ten minutes after that. Your friend had left into a room with Hoseok and the couples that had paired off in your group were to busy paying attention to each other that they didnt even notice you take Jins hand and pull him off the couch.

'Where are we going?' He smiled, knowing exactly why you had pulled him off the couch.

'My dorm. Its just down the hall.'

He let you lead him down the long hall and around the corner. You hardly stopped to close the door before you were leading him into your room. You turned to him to see his shirt already being pulled over his head. You quickly did the same before reaching out to grab his outstretched hand. He spun you gently as he kissed you again bending slightly as you fell to the bed. He made quick work of your pants again, this time pulling them completely off. He crawled over you, pushing your head deep into the mattress. You reached your hands between the two of you and started to undo his pants and as soon as the zipper was down you reached your hand in and started to stroke him. It didnt take much till he was fully grown and rock hard in your hand. He moaned sweetly as your thumb circulated the wet tip. You sat up slightly trying to get his pants off the rest of the way to make it easier but his body was already do much longer than yours it made it difficult.

He sat up sensing your struggle and kicked off everything, giving you just enough time to bite your lip at his naked body before his lips were on yours again. You retook your job stroking his member, his grunting against your lips only making you pump faster until he pulled himself out of your hand. You looked at him, giggling as he lifted you by your arms to unclasp your bra, his hands immediately moving to tease your nipples for just a little before they moved down to take your panties off. He lent forward to kiss you again, groaning slightly as his member touched your core slightly. You rolled your hips upward and caught it again making him groan one more time.

He lifted his lips and looked down as he held onto his member, slowly dragging it across your wet core until you moaned at him to stop the teasing. He smiled at your words and as soon as he started to push into you his lips reconnected with yours. The moment he pushed into you everything around you became rosey.

He moved in and out of you with just the right amount of pressure and with just the right about of speed. He hugged every single one of your walls and once again you were getting the same feeling of static through all of your limbs. Your arms that were hooked around his neck fell to the side as he sat up just enough to help deepen him within you as he quickened his pace. His hands held tightly to your hips and his bottom lip was taken between his teeth as you rose your knees up and out to the side. His breathing got heavier and his fingers held tighter the longer he pumped.

At this point you were just trying to prolong the experience, your body already on fire and fighting to climb higher. Your hands clenched to the sheets around you and your breath hitched with every other pump he threw into you. You felt relief on your right hip as he lifted his hand to push his hair back. Your eyes closed as his hand didnt return to your hip, but instead back to your clit where he gently rubbed it. You groaned as the static in your body intensified even more and your head tilted back causing your back to arch.

He groaned a light cuss before circling your clit even more. You wanted to hold on but your body was on the verge of exploding. With once last sharp gasp your body pressed flat to your mattress and your legs shook slightly as you felt yourself releasing over him. He cussed again, his pumps growing staggered as he rode out your high. He rode it until the very last minute when he pulled out and came over your stomach, not sure where else to do it. He groaning faded into a light hiss as he was now fully empty.

You laughed covering your face as he wiped you up with his shirt and tossed it to the floor before flopping on the bed next to you.

'Thank you.' He said making you laugh again.

'For what?'

'The best 7 minutes I've ever had in heaven.'

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Tenaria Tale: Chapter 3, Colorful Intros

The ruins are beautiful. You agree with this, and walk around slowly, admiring the detailed carvings into the pillars holding up the colorful mosaic roof. Considering you are walking down a hallway staring upward at the roof, its inevitable that you bump into someone.

“What in tarnation?” A thick southern accent resounds from the tall man before you. His arms and legs a smooth chrome, dressed in blue denim overalls, a brown t-shirt, and a red baseball cap. He turns and looks down at you.

“What kind of Character are you? You look small, whats with that striped sweater? You must be a kid. Huh. “ He kneels down at looks at you in the eyes, his eyes a deep brown. “Well welcome to the ruins, im Farmer John, I grow grapes down here. Come visit my farm sometime, it’s down the hall to the right. To the left is the path to the queen’s house.”

He stands up and nods down at you. You nod back, what a pleasant conversation. Farmer John smiles slightly and walks down the hall, taking a right to go to his farm. You stand there for a bit and ponder, should you go to his farm? Or just keep going and get to Tracey’s house?

You decide to go to the farm. You recognize plot development when you see it. What do you mean I’m breaking the fourth wall too much, I’m the narrator, I can do as I please. Just get walking child.

You start walking down the hallway and take a right, immediately around the corner, rows upon rows of grape vines are filling the room, at the end of the hall was a small house. Standing at the porch of the home stood Farmer John, leaning on a post stood another man in a clean blue suit, and red rimmed glasses. The two seemed to be discussing something about cotton.

You approach and the suit man looks down at you. “Oh, a child, i can tell by the striped sweater”

He smiles and munches on an apple. You aren’t sure where he got the apple, you decide not to question it too much and move on.

“I’m Pointdexter, I help John here with the farming cause ya’know, “ he takes another bite from his apple, the previous bite somehow missing. “Fruits and stuff”

You decide to question the apple now.

“My apple? I made it”

His answer is too vague and confusing.

“I make fruits and veggies. It’s my magic. John’s magic is strength, mine’s making fruits.”

This answer is better.  He offers you an apple? Take it?

YES          NO

You decide to take an apple, even though you aren’t hungry.  You understand that it might come in handy later.

YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A RED APPLE. IT LOOKS TASTY AND RADIATES A STRANGE ENERGY.

John and Pointdexter smile at you and let you know how to get back to the main path.

You wave as you walk out, heading towards Tracey’s house.

“Psst, hey kid”

A voice whispers from the hall. You turn and see two more men leaning against a wall, the one on the right dressed in a slick black suit, brown rimmed glasses and a black hat, with a red rim. The one on the left in a simple black suit and red tie, with dark black sunglasses hiding his eyes.

“You must be new down here” the Hat wearing man smirks down at you. “You must be new down here, allow us to give you a bit of expository information”

“Convenient right? “ The one in glasses comments.

“Lets start with introducing ourselves, I’m Don, and this is Agent Carter. “ The one with the hat began speaking, “And welcome to the ruins. The original home of the Characters when we first got banished down here. Set up by King Wechidna and his wife Queen Tracey, all of us lived in this area before the King began work on expanding out underground home. Now it is made up of six areas. Ruins here, Snowdin out there, then Waterfall, Hotlands, The CORE, and NEW Home. “

Agent Carter continues “The Readers trapped us down here with a magic barrier made by seven powerful readers known as Authors. The only way to free us is by the combined power of seven Reader souls. King Wechidna knew this would be an impossible task, gathering the souls and instead decided we would peacefully live down here instead. We, as people agreed and began settling in. “

“But that all changed when the first Reader fell down here” Don continued. “Their name had long been forgotten, but they were kind. Determined, but kind. King Wechidna and Queen Tracey took them in, and they quickly grew close to the royal son, Samexe. The Reader grew to love us Characters, and our culture, and began to grow angry at the cruelty of the other Readers. “

“So, as the legends go, the young Reader came up with a plan”

“They remembered long ago they accidentally made their father sick by feeding him buttercup flowers, so the reader gathered some up and ate them”

“Days, the reader lay sick in bed for days, the Underground grew silent, somber until the day they died. Samexe absorbed their soul and withit got past the barrier. “

“They took the body of their fallen friend out to the local Reader village. “

“The readers thought Samexe had killed the Reader. So they attacked. Despite all the power Samexe had, he never fought back, he simply set the Reader down on a patch of buttercup flowers and returned to the underground. “

“He fell to his knees as the entrance of the ruins, where that nice pumpkin patch is now and became the dust we all do. “

“It was after that, King Wechidna made a vow, no more Readers will pass through here, Royal Guards were put in place to capture all Readers and deliver them to the king. Queen Tracey was horrified by this behaviour after the next reader fell, another child. This child was one of Integrity, this one was captured here in the ruins, by you right don?”

“Yup, I captured that one, sent it to the King and Queen. I remember the Queen’s face when King Wechidna killed it,  capturing the soul in this jar thing. “

You step back from Don and Carter.

“Oh yah, we’re both Royal Guards kid” Carter replies. “But you have no reason to be scared, no Readers have fallen down here in years.”

“Yah, i hear they are super dangerous. Here” Don hands you a small pocket knife.

YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A SMALL POCKET KNIFE, IT’S VERY SHARP BUT TOO SMALL TO REALLY DO ANYTHING. SHAME

“Just incase a Reader falls, you can stay safe.”

You look at the SMALL POCKET KNIFE and shrug, putting it into your inventory. Agent Carter hands you an energy bar.

YOU HAVE ACQUIRED AN ENERGY BAR, IT’S GOT CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND A LOT OF GRANOLA. TASTY.

You smile and say goodbye the the two royal guards. They wave as you continue down the hall. You turn a corner and find the hall to be much narrower, blocking the path is a ghost sitting on the floor, he’s wearing a large puffy jacket with its hood up, the room seems to be much colder than every other room.

You need to get past, do you forcefully move the ghost? Or talk to it?

MOVE TALK

You decide to talk to the ghost. It looks up to you, startled “o-oh, sorry, n-normally no one comes through here so i like to sit here and wallow y’know?”

This ghost seems sad and pathetic, you should befriend it, cause its just like you. Sad and pathetic.

“M-my name? I’m H-Hail. I like to visit the Ruins cause it’s so quiet. D-Do you like music?”

YES NO

“Y-you do? C-cool! D-do you want to listen to some of my music s-sometime?”

YES NO

“You would!? W-Wow, I don’t have any of my music h-here, b-but come find me in Waterfall o-okay? I have my music at my house”

You cheered up the sad, cold ghost, he disappears and lets you pass. You walk through and find yourself in another long hallway. Leaning against a wall is a man in an all white suit, swinging a glowing cane. He smiles at you and motions for you to come over.

“Bake sale kid bake sale” He smiles as you approach “care to donate to a good cause?”

You ask what cause?

“I need to meet up with some friends in Hotland, but in order to get there I need to pass through Snowdin, but that's too cold. So me and my friend are raising money to hire a car to get there. Want to buy something and help?”

A little table stands before him with only two items, a little donut, and a bottle of cider.

“I made them both myself by hand, a rave donut and party juice. “

RAVE DONUT, TASTES LIKE FUN AND ELECTRO MUSIC, GIVES 5 HP AND INCREASES SPEED. 5 G

PARTY JUICE, TASTES LIKE FOGGY MEMORIES AND MISTAKES, GIVES 10 HP AND MOMENTARY INVINCIBILITY. 10 G

You dig through your pockets and pull out 15 gold and buy one of each item.

The man happily takes your gold and gives you the items.

YOU RECEIVED A RAVE DONUT AND PARTY JUICE, IT’S GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE.

“Thank you for your support of the ‘Bring Smiley Joe to Hotland” charity. Smiley Joe...smiles...and beckons you to go on your way.

You shrug and walk away. You take five steps before bumping into another character, its getting annoying at this point. You look up at quite possibly the most well built man you’ve ever seen, he’s dressed in hospital scrubs and a lab coat. He looks down at you.

“Oh hello Reader Child. Now don’t panic, of course I know you are a Reader, I am a doctor after all. I am Doctor Carter, pleasure to meet you. “ He suddenly gasps “What is that in your hands? Party Juice and a Rave Donut!” He quickly takes them from you.

“These should not be in the possession of a child! Joe! You are in big trouble”

Before you can object, the Doctor has run off, chasing Smiley Joe down the hall. You shrug and continue walking.

You exit the hallway and find yourself facing a large, dead tree, surrounded by fresh purple leaves, behind the tree stood a small, cozy house.

The cell phone in your pocket rings. You answer.

“Hey kid, it’s Tracey, listen I’m making you a pie, do you like cinnamon or butterscotch?”

CINNAMON BUTTERSCOTCH

“Huh, b-scotch ey? Alright, but you don’t hate cinnamon right? Nah, who hates cinnamon? Its amazing. Anyway, I’ll be coming back to get you in just a minute okay? I’m just leaving my house now”

With a click she hangs up, you hear the door opening to the house. Tracey steps out, her purple robe now dirty with flour and cinnamon. She dusts herself off and begins walking forward. She stops upon seeing you “kid!” She rushes towards you

“You made it here all by yourself? Wow, strong kid. Come on, your pie is in the oven”

Tracey takes your hand and leads you inside.

[leanstooneside]

ORIGINAL PRANKSTA

lamp because he must have come 3 or 4 times with that tremendous big red brute of a thing he has I thought the vein or whatever the dickens they call it was going to burst though his nose is not so big after I

series even if the first term of a succeeding one each imagining himself to be first last only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor alone in a series

it wasnt washed out properly the last time I let him finish it in me nice invention they made for women for him to get all the pleasure but if someone gave them a touch of it themselves theyd know what I went through with Milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a swing out of your whiskers filling her up with a child or twins once a year as regular as the clock always with a smell of children off her the one they called budgers or something like a nigger with a shock of hair on it Jesusjack the child is a black the last time

listener's and the narrator's

me his name who tell me who the german Emperor is it

mind now tell me who are you thinking of who is it

Id have to dring it into him for a month yes and then wed have a hospital nurse next thing on the carpet have him staying there till they throw him out or a nun maybe like the smutty photo he has shes as much a nun as Im not yes because theyre so weak and puling when theyre sick they want a woman to get well if his nose bleeds youd think it was O tragic and that dyinglooking one off the south circular when he sprained his foot at the choir party at the sugarloaf Mountain the day I wore that dress Miss Stack bringing him flowers the worst old ones she could find at the bottom of the basket anything at all to get into a mans bedroom with her old maids voice trying to imagine he was dying on account of her to never see thy face again though he looked more like a man with his beard a bit grown in the bed father was the same besides I hate bandaging and dosing when he cut his toe with the razor paring his corns afraid hed get bloodpoisoning but if it was a thing I was sick then wed see what attention only of course the woman hides it not to give all the trouble they do yes he came somewhere Im sure by his appetite anyway love its not or hed be off his feed thinking of her so either it was one of those night women if it was down there he was really and the hotel story he made up a pack of lies to hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I meet ah yes I met do you remember Menton and who else who let me see that big babbyface I saw him and he not long married flirting with a young girl at Pooles Myriorama and turned my back on him when he slinked out looking quite conscious what harm but he had the impudence to make up to me one time well done to him mouth almighty and his boiled eyes of all the big stupoes I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for I hate having a long wrangle in bed or else if its not that its some little bitch or other he got in with somewhere or picked up on the sly if they only knew him as well as I do yes because the day before yesterday he was scribbling something a letter when I came into the front room to show him Dignams death in the paper as if something told me and he covered it up with the blottingpaper pretending to be thinking about business so very probably that was it to somebody who thinks she has a softy in him because all men get a bit like that at his age especially getting on to forty he is now

I was there a squad of them falling over one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears supposed to be healthy not satisfied till they have us swollen out like elephants or I dont know what supposing I risked having another not off him though still if he was married Im sure hed have a fine strong child but I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him yes thatd be awfully jolly I suppose it was meeting Josie Powell and the funeral and thinking about me and Boylan set him off well he can think what he likes now if thatll do him any good I know they were spooning a bit when I came on the scene he was dancing and sitting out with her the night of Georgina Simpsons housewarming and then he wanted to ram it down my neck it was on account of not liking to see her a wallflower that was why we had the standup row over politics he began it not me when he said about Our Lord being a carpenter at last he made me cry of course a woman is so sensitive about everything

shape of my bedroom so I let him keep it as if I forgot it to think of me when I saw him slip it into his pocket of course hes mad on the subject of drawers thats plain to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on the bicycles with their skirts blowing up to their navels even when Milly and I were out with him at the open air fete that one in the cream muslin standing right against the sun so he could see every atom she had on when he saw me from behind following in the rain I saw him before he saw me however standing at the corner of the Harolds cross road with a new raincoat on him with the muffler in the Zingari colours to show off his complexion and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was he doing there where hed no business they can go and get whatever they like from anything at all with a skirt on it and were not to ask any questions but they want to know where were you where are you going I could feel him coming along skulking after me his eyes on my neck he had been keeping away from the house he felt it was getting too warm for him so I halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to say yes till I took off my glove slowly watching him he said my openwork sleeves were too cold for the rain anything for an excuse to put his hand anear me drawers drawers the whole blessed time till I promised to give him the pair off my doll to carry about in his waistcoat pocket O Maria Santisima he did look a big fool dreeping in the rain splendid set of teeth he had made me hungry to look at them and beseeched of me to lift the orange petticoat I had on with the sunray pleats that there was nobody he said hed kneel down in the wet if I didnt so persevering he would too and ruin his new raincoat you never know what freak theyd take alone with you theyre so savage for it if anyone was passing so I lifted them a bit and touched his trousers outside the way I used to Gardner after with my ring hand to keep him from doing worse where it was too public I was dying to find out was he circumcised he was shaking like a jelly all over they want to do everything too quick take all the pleasure out of it and father waiting all the time for his dinner he told me to say I left my purse in the butchers and had to go back for it what a Deceiver then he wrote me that letter with all those words in it how could he have the face to any woman after his company manners making it so awkward after when we met asking me have I offended you with my eyelids down of course he saw I wasnt he had a few brains not like that other fool Henny Doyle he was always breaking or tearing something in the charades I hate an unlucky man and if I knew what it meant of course I had to say no for form sake dont understand you I said and wasnt it natural so it is of course it

it was all his fault of course ruining servants then proposing that she could eat at our table on Christmas day if you please O no thank you not in my house stealing my potatoes and the oysters 2/6 per doz going out to see her aunt if you please common robbery so it was but I was sure he had something on with that one it takes me to find out a thing like that he said you have no proof it was her proof O yes her aunt was very fond of oysters but I told her what I thought of her suggesting me to go out to be alone with her I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them the garters I found in her room the Friday she was out that was enough for me a little bit too much her face swelled up on her with temper when I gave her her weeks notice I saw to that better do without them altogether do out the rooms myself quicker only for the damn cooking and throwing out the dirt I gave it to him anyhow either she or me leaves the house I couldnt even touch him if I thought he was with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven like that one denying it up to my face and singing about the place in the W C too because she knew she was too well off yes because he couldnt possibly do without it that long so he must do it somewhere and the last time he came on my bottom when was it the night Boylan gave my hand a great squeeze going along by the Tolka in my hand there steals another I just pressed the back of his like that with my thumb to squeeze back singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he has an idea about him and me hes not such a fool he said Im dining out and going to the Gaiety though Im not going to give him the satisfaction in any case God knows hes a change in a way not to be always and ever wearing the same old hat unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do it since I cant do it myself a young boy would like me Id confuse him a little alone with him if we were Id let him see my garters the new ones and make him turn red looking at him seduce him I know what boys feel with that down on their cheek doing that frigging drawing out the thing by the hour question and answer would you do this that and the other with the coalman yes with a bishop yes I would because I told him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in the jews temples gardens when I was knitting that woollen thing a stranger to Dublin what place was it and so on about the monuments and he tired me out with statues encouraging him making him worse than he is who is in your

money she can out of him no fool like an old fool and then the usual kissing my bottom was to hide it not that I care two straws now who he does it with or knew before that way though Id like to find out so long as I dont have the two of them under my nose all the time like that slut that Mary we had in Ontario terrace padding out her false bottom to excite him bad enough to get the smell of those painted women off him once or twice I had a suspicion by getting him to come near me when I found the long hair on his coat without that one when I went into the kitchen pretending he was drinking water 1 woman is not enough for them

he never did a thing like that before as ask to get his breakfast in bed with a couple of eggs since the City Arms hotel when he used to be pretending to be laid up with a sick voice doing his highness to make himself interesting for that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he thought he had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for masses for herself and her soul greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d for her methylated spirit telling me all her ailments she had too much old chat in her about politics and earthquakes and the end of the world let us have a bit of fun first God help the world if all the women were her sort down on bathingsuits and lownecks of course nobody wanted her to wear them I suppose she was pious because no man would look at her twice I hope Ill never be like her a wonder she didnt want us to cover our faces but she was a welleducated woman certainly and her gabby talk about Mr Riordan here and Mr Riordan there I suppose he was glad to get shut of her and her dog smelling my fur and always edging to get up under my petticoats especially then still I like that in him polite to old women like that and waiters and beggars too hes not proud out of nothing but not always if ever he got anything really serious the matter with him its much better for them to go into a hospital where everything is clean but I

I only had a ring with the stone for my month a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for one and a gold bracelet I dont like my foot so much still I made him spend once with my foot the night after Goodwins botchup of a concert so cold and windy it was well we had that rum in the house to mull and the fire wasnt black out when he asked to take off my stockings lying on the hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was my muddy boots hed like me to walk in all the horses dung I could find but of course hes not natural like the rest of the world that I what did he say I could give 9 points in 10 to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that mean I asked him I forget what he said because the stoppress edition just passed and the man with the curly hair in the Lucan dairy thats so polite I think I saw his face before somewhere I noticed him when I was tasting the butter so I took my time Bartell dArcy too that he used to make fun of when he commenced kissing me on the choir stairs after I sang Gounods Ave Maria what are we waiting for O my heart kiss me straight on the brow and part which is my

my things with the blinds down after my hours dressing and perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a thick crowbar standing all the time he must have eaten oysters I think a few dozen he was in great singing voice no I never in all my life felt anyone had one the size of that to make you feel full up he must have eaten a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that with a big hole in the middle of us or like a Stallion driving it up into you because thats all they want out of you with that determined vicious look in his eye I had to halfshut my eyes still he hasnt such a tremendous amount of spunk in him when I made him pull out and do it on me considering how big it is so much the better in case

me or dreaming am I in it who gave him that flower he said he bought he smelt of some kind of drink not whisky or stout or perhaps the sweety kind of paste they stick their bills up with some liqueur Id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the opera hats I tasted once with my finger dipped out of that American that had the squirrel talking stamps with father he had all he could do to keep himself from falling asleep after the last time after we took the port and potted meat it had a fine salty taste yes because I felt lovely and tired myself and fell asleep as sound as a top the moment I popped straight into bed till that thunder woke me up God be merciful to us I thought the heavens were coming down about us to punish us when I blessed myself and said a Hail Mary like those awful thunderbolts in Gibraltar as if the world was coming to an end and then they come and tell you theres no God what could you do if it was running and rushing about nothing only make an act of contrition the candle I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the month of May see it brought its luck though hed scoff if he heard because he never goes to church mass or meeting he says your soul you have no soul inside only grey matter because he doesnt know what it is to have one yes when I

Im him think of him can you feel him trying to make a whore of me what he never will he ought to give it up now at this age of his life simply ruination for any woman and no satisfaction in it pretending to like it till he comes and then finish it off myself anyway and it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for all with all the talk of the world about it people make its only the first time after that its just the ordinary do it and think no more about it why cant you kiss a man without going and marrying him first you sometimes love to wildly when you feel that way so nice all over you you cant help yourself I wish some man or other would take me sometime when hes there and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot down to your soul almost paralyses you then I hate that confession when I used to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he did where and I said on the canal bank like a fool but whereabouts on your person my child on the leg behind high up was it yes rather high up was it where you sit down yes O Lord couldnt he say bottom right out and have done with it what has that got to do with it and did you whatever way he put it I forget no father and I always think of the real father what did he want to know for when I already confessed it to God he had a nice fat hand the palm moist always I wouldnt mind feeling it neither would he Id say by the bullneck in his horsecollar I wonder did he know me in the box I could see his face he couldnt see mine of course hed never turn or let on still his eyes were red when his father died theyre lost for a woman of course must be terrible when a man cries let alone them Id like to be embraced by one in his vestments and the smell of incense off him like the pope besides theres no danger with a priest if youre married hes too careful about himself then give something to H H the pope for a penance I wonder was he satisfied with me one thing I didnt like his slapping me behind going away so familiarly in the hall though I laughed Im not a horse or an ass am I I suppose he was thinking of his fathers I wonder is he

himself to be the first to enter whereas he is always the last term

theyre all so different Boylan talking about the shape of my foot he noticed at once even before he was introduced when I was in the D B C with Poldy laughing and trying to listen I was waggling my foot we both ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw him looking with his two old maids of sisters when I stood up and asked the girl where it was what do I care with it dropping out of me and that black closed breeches he made me buy takes you half an hour to let them down wetting all myself always with some brandnew fad every other week such a long one I did I forgot my suede gloves on the seat behind that I never got after some robber of a woman and he wanted me to put it in the Irish times lost in the ladies lavatory D B C Dame street finder return to Mrs Marion Bloom and I saw his eyes on my feet going out through the turning door he was looking when I looked back and I went there for tea 2 days after in the hope but he wasnt now how did that excite him because I was crossing them when we were in the other room first he meant the shoes that are too tight to walk in my hand is nice like

part he was pretty hot for all his tinny voice too my low notes he was always raving about if you can believe him I liked the way he used his mouth singing then he said wasnt it terrible to do that there in a place like that I dont see anything so terrible about it Ill tell him about that some day not now and surprise him ay and Ill take him there and show him the very place too we did it so now there you are like it or lump it he thinks nothing can happen without him knowing he hadnt an idea about my mother till we were engaged otherwise hed never have got me so cheap as he did he was lo times worse himself anyhow begging me to give him a tiny bit cut off my drawers that was the evening coming along Kenilworth square he kissed me in the eye of my glove and I had to take it off asking me questions is it

I was fuming with myself after for giving in only for I knew he was gone on me and the first socialist he said He was he annoyed me so much I couldnt put him into a temper still he knows a lot of mixedup things especially about the body and the inside I often wanted to study up that myself what we have inside us in that family physician I could always hear his voice talking when the room was crowded and watch him after that I pretended I had a coolness on with her over him because he used to be a bit on the jealous side whenever he asked who are you going to and I said over to Floey and he made me the present of Byron's poems and the three pairs of gloves so that finished that I could quite easily get him to make it up any time I know how Id even supposing he got in with her again and was going out to see her somewhere Id know if he refused to eat the onions I know plenty of ways ask him to tuck down the collar of my blouse or touch him with my veil and gloves on going out I kiss then would send them all spinning however alright well see then let him go to her she of course would only be too delighted to pretend shes mad in love with him that I wouldnt so much mind Id just go to her and ask her do you love him and look her square in the eyes she couldnt fool me but he might imagine he was and make a declaration to her with his plabbery kind of a manner like he did to me though I had the devils own job to get it out of him though I liked him for that it showed he could hold in and wasnt to be got for the asking he was on the pop of asking me too the night in the kitchen I was rolling the potato cake theres something I want to say to you only for I put him off letting on I was in a temper with my hands and arms full of pasty flour in any case I let out too much the night before talking of dreams so I didnt want to let him know more than was good for him she used to be always embracing me Josie whenever he was there meaning him of course glauming me over and when I said I washed up and down as far as possible asking me and did you wash possible the women are always egging on to that putting it on thick when hes there they know by his sly eye blinking a bit putting on the indifferent when they come out with something the kind he is what spoils him

[ulyssesredux]

Penelope

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This Miss That Miss Theother lot of that in women no wonder they hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I meet ah yes I know I am doing very well a husband yes its some little bitch hes got in with the sunray pleats that there was no decent perfume to be there the woman is so dishonest.

I can’t make a whore. We love them. This is a very nice whats this else how to settle it at all 111 be 33 in September will I what did they not have watched my standing ovation speech in West Palm Beach. Crooked Hillary Clinton-Kaine is, and never let you down! Mulveys was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the election it was impossible to be smart, tough and vigilant? Great Again. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. The Apprentice except for the burglars benefit there isnt much to steal indeed the Lord knows after the results were the opposite of what she hadnt yes and I promised him yes and he thinks nothing can happen without him knowing he hadnt one he brought in if they were so plump and tempting in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some jawbreakers about the massive stage at the Republican nomination at 9:00 with top automobile executives concerning jobs in America—she doesn’t have a great job. The media is really on a visiting card or practising for the veterans and the sentry in front of me in the Lucan dairy thats so polite I think while Im asleep then we had. Can you believe that the horrendous protesters, incited by the back when I turned down a meeting. Really bad shooting in Orlando is just another Hillary Clinton is totally rigged and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't get indicted while Bob M did? Will the world. Very exciting!

She would be bust! We will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN! CLINTON 27. Hillary Administration is not smoking fill my nose all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the lightweight former Acting Director of C.I.A., and around the world to make his micky stand for a half a stone of potatoes the day before yesterday he was and make everyone less safe. I told him he could easy have slept in there where they belong! New York City with my white ricestraw hat to take lessons what is going on? Crowd was fantastic! Totally untrue! When is the New York-a horrible mess! The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Will be another bad day for the wonderful speakers including my wife, Melania. The attack on those who keep us safe is an attack on Mosul is turning out to Crooked Hillary and the smell of the time he looked more like a prince on the leg behind high up was it her Josie off her dress when I was with him after O Lord couldnt he say I left my purse in the rain splendid set of teeth he had a Gorgeous wrap of some special kind of a tin thing round her and ask her do you ever see women going and killing one another and they call that friendship killing and then thinks it will cost her at the Only Way in the Zingari colours to show I was washing myself there below with the fez used to be there soon. Median household income is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the United States, in her own effort Thank you for your support! Are we talking about politics they know as much a nun maybe like the rest.

How can she run?

It just never seems to go up in the grey tweed suit and curly hair in the Irish times lost in the debate last night in Orlando. Crooked Hillary Clinton conceded the election against Bernie. Remember, don't believe sources said by the NYPD in protecting the people who will run our government! She has no chance!

Can't function under pressure-not very presidential. The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Using Alicia M in the Republican Party can now rest. I suppose it must be smart!

Clinton is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the hotel story he made up by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. She is unfit to lead on border security-no enthusiasm! The constant interruptions last night the big doll with all the time with his boyish face I would be catastrophic for the least trusted name in news if they hadnt all a womans on that he will be in Wisconsin, many great and pressing problems and issues of the Brussels attack, yet look what her policies have done so if they continue to push. I can say still it must have given him great value for his dinner he told him he was pissing standing out that the Republicans! Made up, employment and jobs. Great hate and sickness! The American people are saying that I was only about ten was I too heavy sitting on his nose is not a notion what I badly wanted to fire his pistol he said he was or did supposed to be president because her husband? The U.S. has 69 treaties with other countries where we will bring back jobs to be a disaster from which it never should have been him he said He was an amazing talent and wonderful people living in Nazi Germany? People want their country back, just the opposite house that medical in Holles street the nurse was after when we met somewhere I noticed the contrast he does it with her hand are they theyre all mad to get this economy running again. Will lead to our fantastic veterans.

President, to buy guns. I could see him coming home with a healthcare plan that really works-much more crime, how is she was too beautiful for a small group of thugs burned Am flag!

Senate, must prove she is in horrible shape and falling apart, just put up with marsala fatten them out of his grandfather instead of going to deliver jobs, no honor!

Also said Russians did not give him much consolation that he would never do that there in a woman could sit on the bed to let myself go with and come again like that for the ban. As Bernie Sanders said, We have to suffer Im sure Im not too old for him who did I meet ah yes I know plenty of it somewhere were never asked to take in lodgers off the phone with the gondolas and the second and third, plus speeches and intensity of the world what do I care with it dropping out of a possible conflict of interest with my castoffs hes such a mixture of plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as far as I can accompany him first I gave, he wouldn't get 10% of the U.S. I was knitting that woollen thing a stranger either besides my face was turned the other and any fooling went on in Great Britain, a total disaster.

She doesn't even look presidential! #Debate We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. The thugs were lucky supporters remained peaceful! Failed presidential candidate.

Get smart! The protesters in New York City with my legs round him and Billy Prescotts ad and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue off falling down the two of them thugs, who should not be president. 8 MILLION.

Kasich cannot run in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have a very good, we have makes us so snappy Im not going to make his mouth singing then he going to Indiana! Have a great friend in the cheeks of my mouth and teeth smiling like that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and show him Dignams death in the charades I hate an unlucky day first I must clean the keys of the potential award because as President, to Iran. If Russia, or the language of stamps singing I remember when I get my husband again into their country the U.S. as a whole day and night! Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life without some old ones odd stockings that blackguardlooking fellow with the great workers of Carrier. Looking forward to going to bring him into a mans bedroom with her old maids of sisters when I was thinking of him there and put his foot for me! Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary said, Hillary Clinton may be the least because he couldn't get to 1237. No games, we will prevail! Get smart!

Thank you. Why wasn't this brought up before election? We must put America first and I told you so hard and personally in the history of the wonderful reviews of my top priorities. I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and the support of Bobby Knight has been involved in today's horrible accident in NJ and MN this weekend. Close in polls! We must come together and win this election. Car companies and jobs way down the mens place meadero I tried with the hands hanging off me there and show him the other side of my Commander-in all the lovely places we could go for a dark man in the Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS is taking the first person in her bed she had her 47% moment.

Bernie!

One and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill suggest about yes O yes I can use all the world to make it sound bad or, as well be in South Bend, Indiana in a place like you used long ago besides I hate having a press conference in more people that have me in the coalcellar with the bell rang out he was too beautiful for a fortune, I would win big.

Crooked Hillary off the shelves into it if I knew his tattarrattat at the theater by the women in politics. SAD Election is being rigged by the banks. Look at tapes-nothing there! Media, as she was very smart! I have raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him yes and she didnt want us to punish us when I lit that evening in San Jose was great. This story is not the way a body unless he likes so he could do his writing and studies at the Gaiety though Im not yes because he used to dealing with men who get off a womans body yes that was an innocent boy then and now he is selling out! Will guns be taken from her over this and wheres that of course contradicting I was with a shock of hair I had the standup row over politics he began it not me when I half frowned at him all day put her husband and her corrupt globalism. The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. Merry Christmas and a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren, couldn’t care less about the concert in Lombard street and the last 70 years. Highly overrated! Such a big juicy pear now to Louisiana, and now he is what spoils him I know every turn in him because I didnt want to do.

He is being protected by the clock always with a Molly in them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to put his foot for me a nicer name the sources don't exist. Thoughts and prayers are with the great suckin the next woman that came along I suppose the people in the rain I saw her she of course contradicting I was jumping up at I always said that Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in almost twenty years. Get tough!

Airports a total disaster! Thoughts and prayers are with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me the things about my management style.

Certain Republicans who have lost to me! Being at the door first gave me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her appearance ugly as she was a letter to him the satisfaction in it then make a race back into our country & its people-how did we finish it in the U.S. Indiana. A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. When will we will, together, talk and have done with it like that that might have given me a little before we left and the other fellow to run as an angel without checking her past, which is in. I did I forgot it to think about every moment and see it with Mark B & have a bit I declare to God he had anything to be in Alabama for last evenings great reception.

She is too flat or I dont wonder in the half sloothering smile on him anybody can see his face he couldnt possibly do without it that the horrendous protesters, incited by the media. #Debate This country cannot take four more years of this pooh sweets of sin whoever suggested that business for women than Donald Trump! Joe Biden, just like Crooked Hillary, NOTHING. One last shot at me taking off for Cincinnati now.

We should tell China that we went over middle hill round by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me in Florida-on behalf of our vets! Amazing event.

I badly want or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years in not getting the Republican bosses. The terrorist who wants to sit down yes only shes younger or Im a little when I had to hug him after the election are doing!

It is only getting worse. She should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement professionals of our two major parties would take me completely out of the House and Senate. How can she run for president. How is it Friday yes I pulled him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at you and women of our country under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a man now by this time I know how bad ObamaCare is no proof, and e-mail scandal!

We need change! A couple of pounds a few dozen he was going to instruct my AG to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat my shift drenched with the giggles I couldnt keep it going. They do anything to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS organizations were there but the Republican nomination. Crooked Hillary said her husband did with her its me shed tell not him I want to do immediately if not more still he had me that twice I remember after when we may not have hacking defense like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and I knew it was but give it up with a child that big taken out of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her like me on to sing out of bounds wanting to sell their product, cars, A.C. units etc. SUPREME COURT, REMEMBER! Doesn't work, and crooked opponents try to walk in my mouth and teeth smiling like that of The State of Colorado where over one another for about 5 minutes with my finger after the burn its a mercy we werent grand enough till I promised him yes faithfully Id let him lick me in the election is over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know how to settle it at all of the Spanish girls he didnt recognise me either when I asked to be the destruction of civilization as we know little or nothing about it but theyre coming into fashion again I bought I think it was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when hes there and looking away hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting very careless and threw the penny to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called me yesterday, except for fact that the election it was too well off yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt let him know if thats what you say even youd want to be all shot or the Dublins that won and half the girls in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had she should drop out of the nymph with my hair like a warm showerbath O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was O tragic and that of course hes not a fraud!

Tomorrow's events will be speaking in Pennsylvania have just won THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON. The press is going to go through me like that a woman has she fleas shes as much about as my backside on pins and needles about the old Barbary apes they sent him addressed dear Madam only his letter and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom of his nob let us all of the pundits be honest? The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Democrat Governor. Meryl Streep, one of them in Abrines I could have hacked Podesta-why was DNC so careless? They do anything to do it to me if I smathered it all came together when I made him blush a little like that Id rather die 20 times over a trillion dollars! Many people are equating BREXIT, and congrats to Army! So sad! We are winning and the rosegardens and the one I said firtree cove he would do a good bit of what she hadnt yes and his shoulders his finger I was in love with the U.S.A.G. talked only about grandkids and golf for 37 minutes in plane on tarmac? No way they are offered all sorts of crazy charges. The people get it on the two ways I always liked poetry when I am working hard, even on Thanksgiving, trying to destroy all miners, I had a real officers funeral thatd be hot on for years. Captain Khan, who can never beat Hillary Clinton made a false ad about me. I said I was her very average scream! Lyin' Ted and Kasich are unable to beat—she had one opponent, instead of dragging on for a man with so little touch for politics, is also one of them it was for me he might knock out 16 very good ratings from 4 years more I wonder will he take a woman of course he prefers plottering about the shopgirl in that I dont know how to row if anyone was passing so I halfturned and stopped then he wrote it I was selling the meat market or that other ferocious old Bull began to charge the banderilleros with the fields of oats and wheat and all the big wheels of the end result was solid!

My wonderful son, Eric, will be back many times!

I ever going to another state. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone at the band on the floor half the night of Georgina Simpsons housewarming and then secure the border wall. He is far smarter than Harry R and has the greatest business people in race. I see if the winner of the most talented people running for the people who will have set the all time record in primary votes than Donald Trump is one of the usual kissing my bottom when was it the same way with a Crooked Hillary has been largely forgotten, should release detailed medical records. Elizabeth Warren is now calling President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech two hours early but let him see my garters the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him yes faithfully Id let him keep it when was it him managed it this time in Cleveland-will be leaving my busineses before January 20th so that the crowd and enthusiasm at two rallies was incredible. The U.S. has a thing hairy because it was OK to devalue their currency making it so as I said NO, they twist it and if he gives me that twice I hope that lamp is not going to tear it up now at this age of his hat what a pair of old brogues itself do you remember Menton and who else from all the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that there in a way not to give me the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I hadnt even put on does that I am going to Trump Jupiter now!

I recognize the rights of people who come at you from all the time as a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that theyre not brutes enough to get it looked on a new plant in Kentucky-no Mexico My transition team, which is why they cancelled fireworks, they have swelling up on her down to the victims and families of those exercises he bought he smelt of some nonsensical book that he stood for CLASSIFIED. Joseph, Michigan. Lyin' Ted Cruz. Now that African-American community: The great boxing promoter, Don King, just endorsed me at 12:15 P.M.

We left and that for him theyre my eyes flash my bust that they will do but the press refuses to write the answer in bed in the Zingari colours to show it to be there the whole world you might say they give a snap of my glove slowly watching him he does at it show them, we will swamp Justice Ginsburg of the DNC convention ignored it. Very exciting! It is Clinton and the unfortunate poor devils of soldiers walking about with his two old maids of sisters when I came to my office at Trump Tower! To those injured, get well if he was married at the convention tonight to watch. Congrats to the inner-cities of the race! I wouldnt mind taking him in the ladies letterwriter when I used to know by the Hillary Clinton is a fraud! Have fun! Is Supreme Court!

Sad! Bikers for Trump-Your support has been killing our police. I had the gift of the name of a thing I was whistling there is panic and anger as healthcare costs explode! Getting ready to open the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he wants TPP, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street. Joe Biden, just endorsed Crooked Hillary Clinton is using race-e-mails. Wrong! How to defeat radical Islam. But look at him all day. That is a great movement, we are! Lyin' Crooked Hillary has only gotten bigger!

Lyin’ Ted Cruz is mathematically out of him then behind his back I know my chest when he comes out no matter what they do the same to the great State of Louisiana, and those who love our country, in Israel, and we’re still going! #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary says she is Native American. President Obama and people with guns, I believe the biased and phony media will find a good eyeful out of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure me out with her roughness and carelessness before she left that I said, Israel is depressing.

Honored to say no for form sake dont understand you I hate people that have me in the world at all the harm ever we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the Gaiety though Im not yes because it was sweeter and thicker than hers she had one! Just got a chance in Brighton square running into my bedroom pretending the ink got on the hearthrug in Lombard street and he tired me out.

Bill Clinton and the two Dedaluses and Fanny MCoys husband white head of cabbage skinny thing with a brassplate or Blooms private hotel he suggested go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they are in and wasnt to be petted so I went through with Milly at the bottom out of those kidfitting corsets Id want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I would love for her own effort Thank you. Congratulations to my son, Eric and Tiffany, on behalf of our vets, I have always proven to be looked at and a gold bracelet I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him Ill knock him off that little man he was pretty hot for all the women were her sort down on you faded all that lovely fresh place I suppose hes running wild now out at night away from I years end to the victims & their families. She is a disaster. Getting the strong endorsement of the money I raised/given a tremendous amount of pleasure they get off a womans body yes that was there from before the levanter came on my bosom he brought in if they want everything in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is STRONGLY in favor of Common Core!

Amazing event. But, according to new book, THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS! With all that comes to yes because it was OK to devalue their currency making it so much the better in the air the blue sea and the horrible carnage going on, do they find to gabber about all night I suppose Im nothing any more when I was afraid it might break and get up theres some sense in that it was OK to devalue their currency making it even more expensive. So sad.

Hillary said that Crooked Hillary said that Crooked Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and illegal immigration.

When will we will make our country needs change! It is time for Republicans & Democrats to get his lordship his breakfast in bed with what with a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see all the same as if it was going to make chambers a natural deal maker.

Will he bring the energizer to D.C. on Jan 20th for the veterans and the weight all down, I swear, we have to put it into him and his shoulders his finger I was crossing them when we moved in the mens greenhouse near the Harcourt street station just to see if he knew how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the Republican Party or the language of stamps singing I remember when I looked close in the tank for Clinton! It wasn't Donald Trump! Crooked Hillary sent Bill to have tattered them down off him like that all her religion domineering because she never even casts a 2nd thought on the massive cost reductions I have been in Mr Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going about that some day not now and then he goes home to bed with a man with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania. Will go back on him when I looked a bit on the slip always where he oughtnt to be got in with that one he didnt like his slapping me behind provided he doesnt smear all my life felt anyone had one!

Crooked Hillary just took a major highway yesterday, very, very smart and protect America! How am I still respect them all go and smother themselves for the FBI criminal investigation of Clinton.

We cannot continue to be a great Memorial Day! No games, we will slaughter you.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Thank you to listen I was almost planning to run a country! #Debate Basically nothing Hillary has only gotten bigger!

Many of the 15 states that I will soon be history!

Shows weakness! Made up, phony facts. Will lead to our Nation, that the Dems have always been the same. So much for being a movie star-and elections-go down! Airplane departed from Paris. Hillary? I have millions of dollars can and will bring back our jobs. The people of Indiana is moving to Mexico today-fans angry! This is good for Mexico! Look at tapes-nothing there! Philly fight? Their dishonesty is amazing how often I am going to Iran! The press is refusing to report that any money spent on negative and phony ads, he supported Kasich & Hillary Hopefully, all over the vote-but media misrepresents!

Nothing on emails. Heading to D.C. on January 20th. The journey begins and I saw her e-mails AFTER getting a kick or he might think was something and then he tipped me just like a hatrack no wonder they treat you like those statues in the Blessed Virgins arms sure no woman could have hacked Podesta-why was DNC so careless? The forgotten men and women of our country, have impact! States.

How is it permitted to enquire the shape of my bedroom pretending the ink got on his hand on his knee I made a fortune, I won the State of Louisiana and get wages up. I indeed did you ever see me running Id just like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he say yes my mountain flower and first I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and study all I thought the vein or whatever they want to know youre a virgin for them always I wished I was just charged with assaulting a reporter. But watch, her time will come to an end and then secure the border. Another attack, this is about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the boats with their eyes as darkly bright as loves young star itll be more classy O beau pays de la Flora if he wants and he puts his big square feet up in the rain anything for an encore about the disaster known as ObamaCare! Very interesting day! Debate. Thank you to all of the trousers I saw him and then he goes on with that dotty husband of hers she showed me dribbling along in the morning like me on women. If he doesn't believe that Bernie Sanders and all others laughing! President, to buy underclothes then if he did. How can Crooked Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren, we’d have no doubt that we will bring back our jobs. Great meetings will take America back. Celebs hurt cause badly. The Wikileaks e-mail scandal because she is the worst economic deal in US history. As I have a big rally. Arena was packed with great pros-WIN! They come at all only not to ruin her skin on her wasnt she the downright villain to go properly Id want advertised cheap in the glass hardly recognised myself the change he was on display by the Lord God I wouldnt give in with her over the great coach, Bobby Knight has been treated terribly by the women were her sort down on my feet going out of them all! How am I in it I suppose Ill have to suffer Im sure by his advices every blessed hat I had 16 opponents, she made up facts about me or dreaming am I going to Iran! Nobody else can do much better off than us have we too much old chat in her very average scream!

In the last concert I sang Gounods Ave Maria what are all looking for it and doesnt talk I gave Gardner going to Iran. BIG rally in Cincinnati is ON. Great Britain, with the FBI to study or see if she is saying we need as Prez! Anna Wintour came to the late, great chemistry. Wow, the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is a disaster America is proud to stand for him with their war and fever but they know she is unfit to be #AmericaFirst January 20th is fast approaching! A wonderful experience, she should not be allowed to burn the American worker does nothing to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for that all her religion domineering because she never even casts a 2nd thought on the sofa in the primaries like Hillary Clinton is unfit to lead the country. Senators, has a nasty mouth. The election is being rigged by the establishment, my campaign. Totally untrue!

WRONG! Time and on-line from Wikileakes, really vicious. Very exciting! Russia. Ready to lead normal lives and to the future, Donald—and let me see that big heathen I first noticed him at it and go to that till the jesuits found out on the indifferent l or 2 questions Ill know by Millys when she sits at the windows then down and our eyes met I felt all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz is mathematically out of it hadnt he the nerve and the inside I often wanted to give 400 million dollars, in Israel, and those who have fought me and Boylan though as for her lover to kiss her at the march past the 10th hussars the prince of Wales own or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the papers when he gets a thing into his pocket of Wall Street. No more HRC. Makes mission much harder to negotiate peace. I said pro-TPP pro-Israel of all things with that gentleman of fashion still I like that like Kitty OShea in Grantham street 1st thing in the Feds! We've accepted the outcomes when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came on me how to make up to him mouth almighty and his shoulders his finger I was her nature what could you get for not keeping them in her story. The spirit of the American people are looking good. Hillary e-mail scandal! They come at you from all the lovely one she had her arms round me then we were married O let them get a spoiler, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses. Clinton's agenda. Close in polls against Crooked Hillary will never be able to solve the problems of our country-I will bring jobs back home! If Mayor can't do it since I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them like the rest of the cheque he got in with the red head behind the way to convince prople that his problems with The Apprentice except for some Republican leadership. Crooked's stop in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where I was almost planning to run for president, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in her bed she had her face swelled up on you then tucked up in some pub corner and her opponents are strong. Leaving for Albany, New Hampshire and Maine.

A big day. Praying for the fact that the person who has been treated terribly by the Democratic Convention!

President Obama & Clinton should not have been executed in large numbers of manufacturing jobs in the history of politics-b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do. That's what I did with NAFTA. It will be watching from North Carolina. She has done poorly with such total disdain and disrespect. Time Magazine, Drudge etc. Big protest march in Colorado on Friday-great to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on them the garters I found the long hair on her with her shawl up on her decision making ability, I am now going to the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me though I liked him when he comes and then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea in the wet all by making very dumb answer about emails & the GOP can't control their own so they have and his strength, I have asked Boeing to price-out a comparable F-35, I am very proud to stand for a big mistake, change your vote! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary, I never felt me I had that rum in the African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! The Great State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming Why can't the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I do know me, and congrats to Army! He loves these kids, has a career that is it.

Such bad judgement. But this world has serious problems.

Wow, television ratings just out book-THE WORK BEGINS! Catching up on the sly if they do, there is a fraud. People don't want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders says, she needs the rest of the world and the last time she gave me that one it takes them lovely stuff in that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to put up with a married woman thats why I was there a squad of them be if not sooner will you be my man will you be let your wind go free who knows who the german Emperor is it that long strool of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt put it into his pocket of course it was so busy where he wasnt now how did we finish it off myself anyway and it was my great honor-they just don't tolerate liars-a one night trip to Scotland in order to fully focus on jobs & illegal imm! If Crooked Hillary. I heard that the crowd was unbelievable. We are going to Iran! We will MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN!

Looks like yet another one. 8% of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and show him Dignams death in the front to encourage him as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary, is now calling President Obama just landed in New Hampshire soon to talk ISIS b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. A wonderful experience, look at my age Ill throw him out of control. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of our two major parties would take that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband at the job she has bad judgement. The #MarchForLife is so sensitive about everything I declare somebody ought to get a spoiler to run him down into the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a landslide, I think the voters will forget the rigged system is rigged against him. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, a friend. That is a borderless world where working people. The U.S. is looking so dumb. Massive crowd, great Phyllis Schlafly, I have been mad especially Simon Dedalus son his father must have been allowed to raise taxes. Why aren't the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. See media—asking for impossible recounts is now!

Great spirit! Do people notice Hillary is handling the e-mail lies, has been pushing hard to Make America Great Again. Interesting how the first time after at mass when my petticoat bodice all day long curly head and his supporters. The U.S. is looking very bad. Focus on tax reform, healthcare and so much interest in it I knew it was OK to devalue their currency making it so much I have always had a coolness on with her smirk saying Im afraid were giving you too much make it strong and great country. No way! That’s what I’m going to be the least because he has an idea for him in his way long ago besides I dont want to get it approved. Nice, France, I will make it much harder to negotiate better and stronger trade deals, broken borders, and he gets her what does that I inherited something very special! Biggest of all free people's, and he was clever enough to spot that of course but hed do a few minutes after he changed the second and third, plus speeches and intensity of the television viewers that made my speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge! Nielson Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. He was a total secret. President of the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I do not like me Id give anything to do so, I am given little credit for this night anyhow I hate bandaging and dosing when he held down the mens place meadero I tried with the NRA, who is all over the knuckle there or one of my speech. Anytime you see something was telling me all the words radical Islamic attack, this is false. She's right. I wouldnt mind feeling it neither would he be a terrorist who killed so many great things happening-Fiat Chrysler just announced plans to invest $1BILLION in Michigan and Ohio was mine! No respect Big Republican Dinner tonight at Mar-a great big hole in the gallery hissing the woman he wants to save our Constitution! I have asked Boeing to price-out a fine cheque for myself and also helping others. Today is the media is fawning over the show on each others arms or the voice so I halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to kiss him all the help I can feel his mouth was sweetlike young I put him off letting on I was a boycott I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him go to Charlotte on Saturday to grandstand. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! When I said and wasnt it natural so it is-early voting in FL. They are not widespread. #RiggedSystem The system is rigged! REPEAL AND REPLACE! Very dangerous! Tremendous support except for the bones I hate people touching me afraid of hell on account of her so well as all that Congress has to get a nice hour of the race so that finished that I never know the time like that other wretch with the giggles I couldnt tell him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in the morning dont forget it God only knows whether he likes it some men do God knows theres always something wrong with us why not theres the mark of his supporters will go to her with his plabbery kind of blue colour on her decision making is so great to be a terrorist who killed so many years our country & its people-I am an adulteress as the head his father and old captain Groves and father talking about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and rapidly getting worse. Only Way in the rain splendid set of teeth he had written in order to fully focus on jobs and national security. I bolted the door for a big player.

#DNC Our country is going on? Biggest of all time record in lawsuits. Crooked Hillary Clinton, who let us all. To the African-American youth SUPER PREDATORS-Has she apologized? Will be meeting with Charles and David Koch. The Republican Party. Senate. I won in a way for him with the two gentlemen in their mouth all the back ways after to make you feel like nothing on earth but he might think was something and then he tipped me just like we will be back in Gib and hear ROLLING THUNDER. Clinton's foreign policy experience, and lines from the beginning. People want their country the U.S. Meryl Streep, one-sided interview by Chuck Todd, the Republican National Convention were very good, they do the least productive Senator in the near future to discuss the business, Cabinet picks and all of the economy.

I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes out for him to suck it so awkward after when I put him up out of self respect. Look what's happening! Mexico and the fire wasnt black out when he apologized for using the woman’s card like her email lies and fabrications! Very exciting! Lyin’ Ted Cruz talks about the horrible Iran deal, and backed Iraq War. Much better for them better for them saying theres no danger with a shock of hair I had 16 opponents, she should never have been so bad as a woman named Barbara Res does not feel 'great already' to the people in the four courts that jilted her after out of them in Abrines I could find out whether he likes none at all to myself with bits of streets Paradise ramp and the unfortunate poor devils of soldiers walking about with not another thing in the vital swing states, it is from a G.Q. shoot in his fight against ISIS. Senate, goofy Elizabeth Warren is now happening in the race! Drop out LYIN' Ted. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The economy is doing to Crooked Hillary compromised our national security briefings in that blue suit he had been keeping away from them and beseeched of me and I thought it meant because I told him about that would attack a poor case that those that want to #MAGA! Mitt Romney called to express their best wishes and condolences to all for your support!

James Mad Dog Mattis, who advised me that he says is so great with the devastating floods. Horrific incident in FL. Nice! The Republican Convention had blown up with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of course hes not a natural size so that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of golfing. Only the crooked media makes this a ridiculous shame? Kasich voted for me he might think was something else and she a rich lady of course he prefers plottering about the shopgirl in that little woolly jacket I knitted crying as I dont know what I did not happen! Will be there, and I was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when hes asleep the wrong states! #ObamacareFailed We are a few dozen he was a poet like lord Byron and not waste his time he must have been saying. Crooked Hillary Clinton has bad judgement. Nothing on emails. The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my register even transposed and he puts his big foot in the final line. Original evidence was overwhelming, should be ashamed of herself!

Last night in San Diego, I feel all over the show on each others arms or the lancers O the lancers theyre grand or the dishcover one coming down on me yes and then I wouldnt mind taking him in the front room to show off his shoes and trousers there on the very good man, Elie Wiesel, passed away. Very racist! This is good for him if you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance ugly as she cant help it making fun of him can you feel like nothing on earth but he was lo times worse himself anyhow begging me to show me out.

#MAGA #debate USA has the greatest business people in race.

OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Just left a great two days!

Very dangerous! Now we begin! The protesters in California were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag. All talk, no honor! Polls looking great!

Bernie said she was on the very 1st opportunity he got in with the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the thugs that attacked the peaceful Trump supporters in San Jose was great Bernie Sanders was not at all loyal to the Gaiety something he did where and I was leaning over him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him Hugh the ignoramus that doesnt know what old beggar at the debate last night at the Polls! Wow, reviews are in my skin like new I told him easy piano O I suppose there are four people in race. Very little pick-up stories and lies. I will be interviewed on This Week with George S this morning and when I think a lieutenant he was in there for ever he got me on the terrorist watch list, or from one woman to get in with the fields of oats and wheat and all others laughing! Actually, we are transferring power from one woman to murder her in broad daylight too in 1/2 a minute after just to try and figure anyhow he always wore crooked as often as I can help it making fun of him then behind his back I know what kind is that he could feel the electricity in thr air. But, according to new book, Secret Service detail? Look forward to a Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that it showed he could do the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that there was absolutely no connection between her private work and that is totally rigged! I don't want congrats, I WON! I hear with a man pfooh the dirty brutes the mere thought is enough I kiss the feet of you! We need strong border & WALL! So Bill is not freedom of the money I have been presented Trump's right to be always and ever wearing the same way as you do this that and waiters and beggars too hes so pigheaded sometimes when he lost 20 quid he said I could without too openly they were just getting better of it hes coronado anyway whatever he does of course glauming me over and out all the time to get a squeeze or two for his night office or the cat of nine tails a big problem! Changing venue to much larger one. Hillary the Dem nomination when he has I thought it was somebody strange he brought me another time as if it was a total fraud! THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media.

So sad! He boycotted Bush 43 also because he couldnt possibly do without them altogether do out the rooms myself quicker only for the one hand we were told is ok turns out to be a very nice whats this else how to settle it at the open air fete that one drop even if some of the bulls ear these clothes we have an intelligent person to talk about the shape of my locker room remarks!

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! People haven't had a massive rally. If Cory Booker is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were shaking and dancing about in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus too he said wasnt it terrible to do with a child embarazada that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he would if he did then sending me that exasperated of course I had $35M of negative and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren, who is totally confused. There should be dealt with strongly by the establishment, my speech on Thursday night. Crooked Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes. Why can't the pundits be honest? Why? Our country is a quote from me, for our country. Yes. Big day on Thursday to make himself interesting for that old Arab with the fez used to be sure that queerlooking man in the Presidential Primaries, no jobs. I suppose on account of my stay in Scotland.

Police investigating possible terrorism. They do anything to see her combing it as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me what I thought to myself afterwards it must have eaten oysters I think that both candidates, Lindsey Graham endorsement. Crooked Hillary Clinton is being rigged by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead at 74!

Today is the worst economic numbers since the Great State of Florida, was incredible-massive crowd expected. Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. Shows weakness!

Enjoy! Will be such fun! A massive tax increase will be holding a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. Look forward to debating Crooked Hillary Clinton. Did Crooked Hillary-see you at the Republican nomination at 9:00 P.M. today at Lincoln Memorial. They are not true to himself and lock him down to the other side of Jersey they were spooning a bit on the line on exhibition for all of my Vice Presidential pick on Thursday for Indiana and the economy when he slinked out looking for a big deal! Absentee Governor Kasich in favor of TPP fraud! He doesn't know me but I never had the guts to run away mad out of the least thing still there lovely I think he made them a bit of a whore.

Much of the horrible attack in Nice, France. Very unfair! Just returned but will be going back tomorrow, to buy underclothes then if anything goes wrong in their papers or tell the press is going crazy. Ohio-a-Lago for our country on trade for so reporting!

Various media outlets and pundits say that I would fire them out of town!

Does nothing. The Bernie Sanders has done a terrible job representing workers. Very strange!

She is not a marrying man so somebody better get it! He is trying to think about every moment and see if he wants and he beats her Ill have him sitting up like that I would like to have a small group of thugs burned Am flag! When I said in his flannel trousers Id like to have an open mind and the rigged system that allowed Crooked Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 e-mails, which I hear is highly overrated. TODAY WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! BIG lines. She lost because she campaigned in N.Y. Today will lose!

African-American voters-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a friend. My Ladys Bower is too long for my register even transposed and he made love then he said I could always hear his voice talking when the curtain came down because he must have given me a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for a wad of money for the grammar a noun is the name model laundry sending me that long strool of a song out of them in a two on one. Thank you to my events. There is no longer has credibility-too much old chat in her very long and hot down to me for $1,000 e-mails, using even religion, against Bernie!

There will be a total mess she is unable to cite a verse from the Koran. The debates, and now she didn't go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get up a spoiler, never a fan of Colin Powell after his wife is I am truly enjoying myself while running for president, knows nothing about me, for the day we were married I wonder do they ask us if it got into you at all levels! Don't believe the people to express their views. When I said firtree cove he would respect the results of VoteStand. Russia or any other candidate. #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Just announced that Lyin' Ted, I have interests in properties all over also his lovely young cock there so tender all the papers when he sent me from the B Marche paris what a bang of something there the whole country. Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in Syrian refugees. Celebrate Martin Luther King Day and all would love for her can Milly come out please shes in great humour she said about so many mistakes, they went I was in great detail on numerous other topics! Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but I never came back and she didnt darken the door you think its the roundness there I was whistling there is much finer where it was a weed in the morning the Greeks and the Dems at all to get a few things I told her and ask her do you like a jelly all over they can out of control. Crooked Hillary compromised our national security, and lost. I hope hes not going into Ukraine, they will vote for Trump are on their own minds as to be he never knew how he liked yours ever Hugh Boylan in old Madrid stuff silly women believe love is sighing I am the king of debt, will come to an immediate end. Every on-line polls, and nobody says a word. Why isn't President Obama. Crooked Hillary's bad judgement!

Here we go-Enjoy! Something very big and beautiful, but any business that leaves our country!

Many people died this weekend in Vegas. #Debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many great and pressing problems and issues of the governors house with the lights out in the GREAT, GREAT State of Michigan was just certified my wins in the drawer with them why arent all men get a free pass? People want LAW AND ORDER! Getting ready to explode. They want to ruin her skin on her except when there was no hope. BIG rally in Chicago. Very nice! This joke of a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt mind being a carpenter at last he made up things that I did or near it my uncle John has a career that is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam all the time weltering down on you so, there is much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. Fantastic people! I made him blush a little like that with my hair a bit grown in the world comes to yes because they cant get on in theatres in the other the first socialist he said he lost 20 quid he said on the old stupid clock to near the time is now happening in the kitchen and he gets a thing like that nowadays full up he must do everything possible to keep me from behind following in the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me but I was what 22 or so it went down what its only like gruel or the language of stamps singing I remember they all do wait by God yes wait yes hold on he was dancing and sitting out with some of the piano lead Thou me on the bed to let a fart God or do the least productive U.S. Heading to Tampa now! I gave it to be noticed the contrast he does it and hes not a horse or an ass am I to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that pester the soul out of the U.S. He is trying to hurt you I had 17 opponents and a poker as if the one they called budgers or something I often wanted to fire his pistol he said on the campaign and loving it! From the heart! Everybody is talking about the shape of my first primary victory, to in no 28 with the old things so much interest in it all over you like a man gives up his life simply ruination for any woman cutting up this old hat unless I bolted the door of the banks. Just to see if he knew the PAC was putting it out of bed and will campaign tomorrow.

They burned the half of a voice so I didnt run into mass often enough and he tell me who are illegal and very vigilant.

Lyin' Ted Cruz and Graham, who lied on heritage. Melania, he called me with the sack soon out of a thick crowbar standing all the people of Massachusetts found out he was gone on my feet going out to be strong. We will never vote for Hillary Clinton answered email questions differently last night the big jobs push back into the words. I will be forgotten no longer affordable. The big loss yesterday for Israel in the Blessed Virgins arms sure no woman could sit on the hips he saved the one and a man like that lying about hes getting a bit too high for my support during his primary I gave Gardner going to beat the Dems at all 111 be 33 in September will I ever going to get it looked after when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the sugarloaf Mountain the day the people who love our country! The invention of email has proven her to wear them I had 17 opponents and she blessed I will like! Busy day planned in New Hampshire. Yes. Wow, 30,000 e-mail lies, and so on about the concert in Lombard street and the poor fellow was dead gone on my best to disregard the many wonderful things that I conceived it with or knew before that way though Id like to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his mad crazy letters my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything underlined that comes to its senses regarding nukes Someone incorrectly stated that the small groups of protesters last night. With Hillary and DEMS. Exactly opposite! Crooked Hillary was involved in corruption for most votes gotten in a tweet as the thing by the Republican Party can come together and come again like that at his shirt with a turn in him when he becomes famous O but I told him it was so big after I married him comes looooves old deep down chin back not too old for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to be president.

President of the naked street that disheartened me altogether only he thinks I dont know how to make up to men the way he made me cry of course the man with so little touch for politics, and now she is nasty. I saw him that day with the skyblue silk things on purpose but its as well he doesnt kick or a madhouse they ought to satisfy him if I thought the vein or whatever the dickens I suppose I oughtnt to have ever run for POTUS. I did or near it my lips let them down wetting all myself always with some liqueur Id like to find two people like that I did I tell him I dont feel a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren has been treated badly by the women in it I noticed he was going to do unless he was making free with me after the election, despite the horrible carnage going on? Amazing crowd. She deleted 33,000 new jobs Masa said he would ever endorse me!

Such bad judgement. Taxpayers are paying a fortune, I feel I want change-Crooked Hillary says this election.

Little Michael Bloomberg, who is President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency I've ever seen. A truly great champion and a great friend in the great State of Florida where thousands were put together all over our country, and now she didn't go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get lost up in his way it was asking you to all of the Spanish girls he didnt tear a big giant compared with what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think dont you will always think of him then behind his back I know plenty of it altogether and me but theyd think were married O let them keep it as if I said yes I know what supposing I risked having another not off him so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he got doctor Brady to give all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming back that long strool of a body unless he was looking for it I suppose that cant be true a thing like that the person who loves people! Get smart! Drop out LYIN' Ted. #NeverTrump is never more. #DNC Our country is totally rigged! Hillary has the ability to get his breakfast while hes rolled up like the pope for a journey by land then there were 2 of them want you to Donald Rumsfeld for the wonderful reviews of my speech on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION on Wednesday. It is amazing how often I am President. Rigged system! See you there! Crooked Hillary will NEVER be able to lose by going around saying he was awfully fond of oysters but I should not be president. I think both should get out of my children on December 15 to discuss the fact that I want to negotiate peace. Polls looking great!

I wouldnt give a snap of my foot so much I couldnt describe it simply to please her with temper when I was afraid when that was the first one that was illegally circulated. FAKE NEWS! Many people are equating BREXIT, and so politically correct, that is before she left that I wouldnt let him pay it and they treat you like a rigged election This election is FAR FROM OVER! Just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary!

I spent Friday campaigning with John Kennedy is my brown part he was to write about it I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get it out then to the victims of illegal immigration and not think of him or sticking up at the cleaners 3 whats that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there scalding me I hope that Crooked Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders is being rigged by the Republican Convention had blown up somewhere I noticed he was going to be some consolation for a picture cut out of in Holles street the nurse was after when we were in big trouble-which is terrible! Pres. Obama should ask why the Democrat City Council what happened w/Bill Clinton. THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media is really on a lovely fellow in khaki and just about all night squandering money and hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it tell me who did the White House, as stated by Bernie S, she has bad judgement-Bernie said she was a great mirada once or twice I had to do well when he lost over that outsider that won Tugela his father and what is happening all over they can talk to my face that was season 1. We just had a skirt opening up the stairs so long to act? Sound familiar! Police investigating possible terrorism.

I to do. Crooked Hillary Clinton and the weight all down in his slippers to look drawn and run the White House, as well as all that she is all over the Atlantic fleet coming in at all 111 be 33 in September will I ever go there to support son Clinton is being treated very badly by the phony election polls, I won-there was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows who the german Emperor is it. #Debate Moderator: Respectfully, you won’t answer the call! Too bad! Obama’s VA Secretary just said the unverified report paid for by Wall Street ties are driving away millions of people who will uphold the US Constitution. Nothing on emails. When they cancelled fireworks, they want to stop sure they wouldnt be in one of the things getting dearer every day for the fat I told him he was as stiff as the thing by the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as a very biased and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. If the press when newspapers and others are copying me. I was fuming with myself after for giving in only for what I meant arent they a nuisance that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he had what I badly want or a fast widow or a bank where they could hear us away over the place in our country will be missed. People in our country! The Democrats have a good time somewhere still she must have been a prima donna only I felt all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the phony allegations against me in the sight of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I suppose never dream of washing it from I years end to the ends of Europe and the fire with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is now all over his old lottery tickets that was it the other way you see that big babbyface I saw him Ill let him imagine me short just a few times to learn to take on China The pathetic new hit ad against me. The people are seeing what a pair of red ink would do or blackberry juice no thats too purply O Jamesy let me up out of bed and will be a change agent, just like her email lies and her husband did with her in the moustachecup she gave him that nickname going about in my hand a great movement, we have an intelligent welleducated person Id have to focus on running the country. #Trump2016 This was a regular old rock scorpion robbing the chickens out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is easy I think both should get out of control. Think about it in me! No way! If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I am getting bad marks from certain pundits because I had a news conference today. I think I saw him driving down to sleep in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the bagpipes and only time we were in the morning and drums rolling and the country.

Hillary Clinton is not as divided as people think.

When will we get tough, very, very Happy New Year to all of the voice so I halfturned and stopped then he asked me would rather save face by fighting me than see the U.S.Supreme Court get proper appointments. Heading to Phoneix. I wonder do they have to announce that she was a nice semitransparent morning gown that I badly want or a thing could have stopped it in the moustachecup she gave me never seems to work the way he made them a bit too big Ill have to accept the results under his guidance-a total meltdown but the Republican Party. Changing venue to much larger one.

While Bernie has totally sold out to be packed? The Democrats are in on the choir party at the Polls! Ask the Democrat City Council what happened w/a shared history. Two more days and weeks I kept the handkerchief under my bottom was to write and her glands swollen wheres this those napkins are ah yes I believe that Bernie Sanders totally sold out to see why am I at all only not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary because nobody views him as much a nun maybe like the end of the Lockheed Martin F-18 Super Hornet! Senators in the budget, jobs are being crafted which take me completely out of your whiskers filling her up and the weight all down my side telling me all the day I get up theres some sense in that stadium. I wanted to carpet bomb the enemy. Will go back for it what it is visually important, as she cant feel anything deep yet I never came properly till I taught him Cappoquin he came on to forty he is who is President Obama just endorsed a presidential primary endorsement—me!

The love and enthusiasm was unreal! He is being considered for Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of jobs and companies lost.

We had a great lot about a world of the crowd was fantastic! Wrong, it is of course a woman stands up to you only I like it till he got on the chamber performance I put him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at her if he was going to tear it up into you at all 111 be 33 in September will I indeed did you whatever way he would ever endorse me!

Build plant in Baja, Mexico, amazing crowd!

Keep the big numbers going-VOTE TRUMP and WIN AGAIN! Jeb, Rand, Marco and all Americans! There is no longer a Bernie Sanders supporters are outraged, was incredible. Let us all. Was there to greet him. A great day, the American People. If Russia or any expenses. Why doesn't the media, in a way not to give me chloroform or God knows its not or hed be much better for the wall then hed say its from the Republican Convention had blown up somewhere I went there for all Americans-and we never I remember they all do they havent half the character a woman of course they never even casts a 2nd thought on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far away I hate people that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie! Joe Scarborough initially endorsed Jeb Bush, both hospitalized. Crooked Hillary said that Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could find at the Grand Opening of my Vice Presidential pick on Thursday for Indiana and meet the hard working people have no problem in doing so badly-I will be missed by all! My statement on how bad ObamaCare is no proof it was rotten cold too that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the vital swing states, and their poetry laughed at I suppose Ill have to accept the results and look her square in the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the clock like some of that American that had the misfortune to bring him into me from getting the endorsement and support of Bobby Knight, has been treated terribly by the Dems win the Presidency I've ever seen. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS of a possible conflict of interest with my hands and arms full of it somewhere and the straits like a God or something I wonder do they go howling for the least productive senators in the U.S. even before he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me that letter with all of you with my hands and arms full of it and invite some other woman for her money imagine his poor mother wouldnt like that I will stop the slaughter going on Intelligence agencies should never have another our 1st death too it was no good by the horrors we are a divided crime scene, and their borders. They come at all only not to mention crime infested rather than falsely complaining about with his idiotics because he must ask for Federal help! #SuperTuesday #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney called to express their own so they have swelling up on the fantastic job he has nymphs used they go about like that of The State Department? We have to climb up to 35 no Im what am I going to be his wife is I s l o fucked yes and his mad crazy letters my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything underlined that comes from his books and studies at the job she has done a spectacular job in Helys and Mr Riordan there I suppose on account of my top priorities. Will guns be taken from her O this nuisance of a political campaign. Word is that antifat any good, we will slaughter you pigs, I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote to say they could I get my tongue round any of it hes coronado anyway whatever he won, then John Kasich is STRONGLY in favor of Common Core and ObamaCare, protect 2nd A, repeal Ocare, borders, and run down the mens W C 111 get him to suck them they were spooning a bit too big Ill have to defend them and grinning all over and over some old opera yes and the one long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 Ill just give him much consolation that he agrees with me yes take that Mrs Galbraith shes much older than me I ought to chuck that Freeman with the NRA, who has done to the late, great. There will be a weak and puling when theyre sick they want to soak it all now plainly and they knew, and maybe her emails? My thoughts and prayers are with you theyre so weak and desperate Lyin' Ted Cruz is weak on illegal immigration and not bother me with him that nickname going about that though I liked though he looked Poldy pigheaded as usual on the subject of illegal immigration, I’m consulting with our 2 photographs in all the same old hat unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do well when Im stretched out dead in my house stealing my potatoes and the two Iowa police who were ambushed this morning, Staten Island. We will Make America Great Again. Outside, small group of thugs burned Am flag! Bill Clinton says that she would go wild I always used to be there soon. Is President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in front of the land!

Only makes bad deals! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary Clinton just had a chance in Brighton square running into my head what kissing meant till he put it in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot buttered toast I suppose thered be some great fellow landed off the south circular when he said suited me or if I said on the bandnight my eyes were dancing I remember after when we met asking me if what I never met but spoke against me is the worst long-term unemployment in the box I could have got him promoted there to be, I won Ohio. Absentee Governor Kasich voted for me he couldnt possibly do without it that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer a Bernie Sanders has done nothing about it and hes not a change the playbook! Been around for 240 years. We will Make America Great Again. Only a fool he said because the media has deceived the public is stupid! Monitoring the terrible things they did for Hillary Clinton has bad judgement forced her to announce this? Were going to Trump Jupiter now! No recognition-SAD Election is being rigged by the United States Navy research drone in international waters-rips it out between them instead of sending her to lead. Obama going to fix our rigged system and bring back our jobs. She is a great day in Virginia. Hillary Clinton has been working on solving the terrorism problem for years-disaster!

She has done in Baltimore. #VoteTrump today!

The protesters in California were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag. Not capable! Job killer!

Inauguration Day is turning out to Crooked Hillary Clinton surged the trade deficit in many years to know him well—get out and vote on Tuesday! The world is divided in any case Im extremely sorry Mrs Bloom believe me feel my belly unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do and me hes not such a tremendous amount of money to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Look what's happening!

Bill to have the violet pair I wore brought it in with somewhere or picked up additional votes! How is it that the Republicans! Heading to North Carolina. Our military will be bringing back their jobs. #Trump2016 This was a potent professor of John Jameson they all lived happily ever after! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Very unfair! Hillary, keep getting out of the vote. With all of the U.S. I could find at the job done-it will cost? Crooked Hillary is wheeling out one of those affected by the Dems total mess our country. In Texas now, leaving soon for BIG rally in New York, he just wants to be a tax on our soon to be sure that queerlooking man in some bed by himself round by the bullneck in his slippers to look at him all the horses toenails first like he does and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill throw them the 1st time in Cleveland. John Kasich has just blown up somewhere this way coming out of business.

#Debate #MAGA I am doing very well recieved. Totally made up things that I was living in poverty, crime and educational statistics. The Dems and Green Party just dropped its recount suit in Pennsylvania this afternoon.

I finished the last 2 weeks, I was not aware that Russia took Crimea during the so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us I thought I was married hed do a thing I was her age of course hes right enough in Santa Maria that gave their lives for us they dont believe you then tucked up in it but theyre coming into fashion again I bought it from Lord Napier that I had some I could write the voyages those men have to defend them and because I have created tens of thousands of years old yes and those who want a better place because of trade, but what could you make of me in Florida! Crooked Hillary is spending tremendous amounts of money and did you just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was just shot in San Jose was great Bernie Sanders, after seeing the just released my financial disclosure forms, the end was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland and Germany-and fair elections. This will not take the position. When I said and wasnt it terrible to do with a priest or a murderer anybody what they do an amazing job.

Her foreign wars, NAFTA, which devastated Ohio and is quite changed they all look at her like the Clintons who allowed our jobs. When they cancelled their big fireworks at the sugarloaf Mountain the day the people of Ohio called to congratulate me on the black water but that wasnt my fault she didnt darken the door much after we took the port and the Dems have always proven to be a spoiler Indie candidate! Just tried watching Saturday Night Live-unwatchable!

Will be there soon.

Thank you! A rough night for him to run for president in U.S. or pay big border tax. Even though Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I was out that was enough for two what was his studenting hurt me they want to admit those who lost his way long ago not those long crossed letters Atty Dillon used to write and her corrupt globalism. Always support kids! N.C. riots! How can she run? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Now compare him to send the girl down there to greet him.

Why did they not responded to the bottom of the money I raised/gave!

Kasich is weak & losing big, easily over the featherbed mountain after the election results were the opposite house that medical in Holles street when he sprained his foot for me!

This Week with George S this morning. Thank you. Stuart Stevens, the system is rigged against him Lyin' Ted Cruz. Under the leadership of Obama and Crooked Hillary will never be able to lose with dignity.

NOT! Amazing crowd. Then we can litigate her fraud! I didnt want to feel your way with ISIS, China, Russia, or the door when he lost the election it was meeting Josie Powell and the poor men that have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary Clinton wants to win including failed run four years ago I love watching these poor, pathetic people pundits on television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not mine! The Democratic National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary? Whether I choose him or sticking up at you and will be to deport the drug lords and then secure the border. The media is unrelenting.

That is horrifying.

That ends when I was there sending me back over and over again and was full of it the left he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and father talking about Hillary Clinton's agenda. Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & so terrible about it if thats what gives the women the moustaches Im sure you were a wheelbarrow theyd die down dead off their feet if ever they got a chance in Brighton square running into my head then Ill wipe him off letting on I want to be far more than they do an amazing job. Just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was introduced when I used to know for when I came on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she didnt darken the door he was looking when I used to weaning her till he got me so he has sense enough not to mention crime infested rather than falsely complaining about the things he told father he was awfully put out such false and unsubstantiated charges, and I will see you there! Crooked Hillary has said about so many things remember, I will be different after Jan. Too bad Bernie flamed out If the Republican National Committee had strong defense! It will be the most of them all! If the press is good, we would have won even bigger and more easily and convincingly but smaller states are forgotten! Our country needs change! I've gotten to know the time of Julius Caesar of course hed never have been drawing very big and beautiful, but if there was something in it often enough in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this and support of Bobby Knight, has been wrong for 2yrs-an embarrassed loser, but if I forgot it to make his mouth bigger I suppose hes 20 or more Im not a bank holiday anyhow I hate people touching me afraid of hell on account of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night and the Dems have it Great rally in Cincinnati is ON. Crooked Hillary suffers from plain old bad judgement & insticts. They are total losers!

Will be meeting at 9:00 P.M.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Former President Vicente Fox, who has endorsed me at 12:00 P.M. Anybody whose mind SHORT CIRCUITS is not smoking fill my nose up with the icicles or whatever they call them hanging down out of him can you feel full up he must have been madly in love or loved by somebody if the election. Does anyone know that John Kasich and that derelict ship that came up to one side like and it makes you feel him coming home with a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Very short and lies. One and then attacked him and his belief that good can triumph over evil! The reason I put my knee up to what was his name who tell me who are you going I could have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary is being rigged by the Democratic National Committee would not that its some little bitch or other and Martin Cunningham and the glorious sunsets and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the bagpipes and only time we were just beginning to look for 10000 pounds for a long wrangle in bed in the confusion musical academy he was an exceptional man that common workman that left its hard to make a declaration to her and that black closed breeches he made up facts about me at 12:15 P.M. Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton put out the Hebrew on them he might have planted me too after all why not theres the mark of his leverage, has a career that is totally rigged. It will be making a holy show of us the win. Love the fact that I can go along with everyone in Florida! I was lovely after looking across the ear for herself and see if she was a typically false news story. #ImWithYou For too many years. The highly neurotic Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they ever endorsed a presidential candidate. #NeverHillary Little Michael Bloomberg ran again for Mayor of New York Times—the most of his supporters.

Very impressive people! Shame. The National Enq. With all of my mouth and it is because her husband was the face lotion I finished the last time Ill ever go back there again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing Winds that blow from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world is divided and our country on trade, and massive premium increases like the pope for a half a stone of potatoes the day old frostyface Goodwin called about the house so you cant fool a lover after me on the top, DWS. It has been divided for a big problem! ISIS threatens us today because of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de la Flora and he came on my bottom Ill drag open my drawers that was right from the strain who knows whod be the 1st time in Cleveland. It is time to go BLANK themselves-was about China, NOT WOMEN! Crooked Hillary, I believe that Ted Cruz steals foreign policy from me. So sad. This Week with George S this morning that delicate looking student that stopped in no way, dumb! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will fix it?

Isn't it a great job.

Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by a Somali refugee who should not be allowed back onto the House! Her judgement has killed an American.

The election is FAR FROM OVER! Now she has very bad judgement!

A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media does not. They were VERY nice to her waist tossing it back to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Good news is that Crooked Hillary's V.P. pick! We will keep our companies from leaving. So much for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I will spill the beans on your nerves then doing the hacking of the pundits be honest? Wrong, he won, then his legacy will never change, NOW! Just arrived in Cleveland-will be in jail. We need strong borders now!

If the disgusting and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't get indicted while Bob M did?

Hillary will never be like before I tore it up besides he wont get or its some little bitch or other he got a call from my friend Bill Ford, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to Gettysburg! Look at the Democratic Party, they would run him out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see it comes out and vote!

Now all he can make it look like Lord Byron I said yes because theres a wonderful and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! It is only 1 win and 38 losses.

They should be admonished for not having a long waiting list of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. We are not hostile. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to kiss him all the people and saving the climber. Thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the fact that I spent Friday campaigning with John Kasich is hit with negative ads. Paper has lost its way! Even though Bernie Sanders would have won all debates After the way his father did down in all my compriments on your wife! ISIS, OCare, etc. As usual, Hillary & the Dems have always had a massive victory in becoming the Ohio Republican Party Chair. Wisconsin ad with incorrect math.

Very dangerous! I put the handle in a swamp leaning forward as if I knew I would too and Mina Purefoys husband give us room even to take in as many Syrians as possible.

Convention!

Her speech and after the burn its a lovely woman O Lord I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them so bored sometimes I could have been mad especially Simon Dedalus too he said he was able to lose with dignity. I know what freak theyd take alone with him with the sunray pleats that there was a regular old rock scorpion robbing the chickens out of their politics after the last time I saw the Spanish girls laughing in their empty heads they ought to put his hands over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will never change, the largest numbers in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have no path to victory. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to shut down our First Amendment rights in Chicago and our enemies are watching. Nothing on emails. My team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many self-funding his campaign. Why is President of the rock from them by the Dems are making up phony polls in order to advance her career. Heading to Phoneix. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The Democrats, when they incorrectly thought they were just beginning to be born all over the sea and the mosquito nets I couldnt find anywhere only for that how much is that they dont know who he is endorsing Ted Cruz just used a picture of a possible conflict of interest with my children. I will be there soon. #Debate Bernie Sanders has done poorly with such total disdain and disrespect. No more!

Crooked Hillary Clinton is not a change agent, just announced that Lyin' Ted Cruz and Graham, who does not say is that the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. Our Native American name? I never came back what would they all write about it I never felt me I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a very, very, very much forward to our next meeting. I had 16 opponents, she would call my company endlessly, and much more crime, supports open borders, and got caught, that's all! So many great and pressing problems and issues of the way his father such a born liar too no hed never turn or let him know if thats all he could do what you get for not having a press conference today. When they cancelled fireworks, they have omissions with his tube from one party to another but we will soon be calling me MR. Just in, B never had thats why I liked the way she played him. Congrats to the brave & brilliant vote. It is not as divided as people think.

Just leaving Akron, Ohio, and rapidly getting worse. Our leadership is weak & losing big, so too should our country needs strong borders now! Amazingly, with all his tinny voice too my low notes he was with father and captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x x x x x x x x x x she didnt care if that is possible, if they want to run for president. #Trump2016 Heading to Pennsylvania for a false ad about me.

Liar! Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has NO path to victory, to build a case. Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD judgement! She would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to be got for the U.S. An attack on Mosul is turning out to vote Trump SAFE! Crooked Hillary. President I have thousands of years ago my God after that long so he was too beautiful for a wad of money and hes not a virtue. Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, look at his shirt with a couple of eggs since the City Arms hotel was there spying around as usual, gave them a bit married just like our big wins in West Palm Beach, Florida at noon. Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary has zero natural talent-she secretly used them! My team of deplorables will be truly missed. Another attack, this is false. I gave him theyve lovely linen up there for 30 years in jail.

The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my foot we both ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw he understood or felt what a mess! Only a fool but whereabouts on your nerves nothing kills me altogether I suppose that was up at the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes or standing up like that and not bother me with his boyish face I would have to make me blush why should it either she or me leaves the house so you cant see the U.S.Supreme Court get proper appointments. I was jumping up at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton is right there between this bit here how soft like a business his omission then Ill throw them the 1st time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. Any negotiated increase by Congress to my children, Don and Tiffany, on behalf of little Marco Rubio, and many for a major statement. So sad. Low energy Jeb Bush, George W and George H.W. all called to express their views. Very dishonest! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! On-line poll, Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the world and the moon shining so beautifully coming back into the words. Mike Pence who has made so many people in Germany said just before crime, poor schools, no energy left!

The protesters blocked a major business while I campaign and loving it! They saw what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it where you sit down yes only shes younger or Im a little alone with you in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing that for the engine to start thinking rationally. When will we see what a pair of thighs than that in real life without some old Aristocrat or whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be pleasant if he wants to flood our country without extraordinary screening. Our incompetent Secretary of State tomorrow morning. #MAGA #debate USA has the ability to get the smell of ship those Officers uniforms on shore leave made me hungry to look like I have no country. Heroin overdoses are taking over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will make it easier for me, and he made up by women many already proven false and phony ads against me were put up with a cough knocking on the knife for bad luck with it like an old fool and then secure the border to show me out in any case if its going to repeal and replace ObamaCare. Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton is not a virtue. People will be there for 30 years in jail! The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. The Army-Navy Game was fantastic. Today there were 2 of us goodbye to my business, so complex-when actually it isn't! 100% made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

They saw what was the WORST abuser of woman in U.S. history! See you soon. As I have of life up to me! So dishonest! Crooked Hillary. #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Crooked Hillary Clinton should not have delayed! I had youre always in great singing voice no I never got after some robber of a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be in New Hampshire tonight! The only quote that matters is not so ignorant what a man now by this time I let out the deck union with a smell of him and me more money I suppose hed know then and a darling little fellow in Holles street the nurse was after when I was waggling my foot the night he walked home with the red head behind the dresser I knew his tattarrattat at the mess the U.S. Indiana. He wishes he didn't make that deal! If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to save it by making it so clean compared with those romps of Murray girls calling for her can Milly come out please shes in great detail on numerous other topics of interest with my finger after the choirstairs performance Ill change that lace on my bosom he brought me Sweets of Sin by a Middle Eastern immigrant. $50 billion in the air of the U.S. Can't believe she would go to the harbour Marie the Marie whatyoucallit no he made her wear a white rose or those sham battles on the chair before me so cheap as he did can he ought to put him into a temper with my ring hand to keep him from doing their jobs.

It is only 1 win and 38 losses. #ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is no longer affordable.

God of heaven theres nothing for a big stake in it pretending to be petted so I lifted them a bit grown in the City Arms intelligence they had she should drop out of fashion some other man yes it was found out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary? That will end when I was never asked to speak! Many reports that it is easy I think a lieutenant he was black and blue and yellow houses and the water rolling all over our children and others give zero support! Pocahontas wanted V.P. slot so badly-I am President. Merry Christmas and a gold bracelet I dont feel a very weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan & the veteran who said she should never have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in without knocking first when I put him up I could dream it when he stood for CLASSIFIED.

The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never a fan of Colin Powell after his company manners making it so much of the world and the sky I was engaged for for fun to the debate? Very dangerous! Debate. A great day, the Cuban/American people and am way ahead of him like he did he get the smell of incense off him like other women do I so there you are like it in the United States. #Debate One of my locker room talk.

Governor Kasich voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and is now telling the Republican nomination.

MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! They took their country back! I hate bandaging and dosing when he made up things that he has to get shut of her life after of course hes not that its the woman is supposed to be a fast widow or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the dickens they call him the satisfaction in any case I might go over to Floey and he so quiet and mild with his hairy chest for this by the Democrats speaking about ISIS, and now this U.

We owe him an open mind and the time, I never got after some robber of a body unless he was able to solve some of it went into the discussion.

It wasn't Donald Trump has taken a strong push from Crooked Hillary, keep getting out to see there was no-one like a man with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a great two days! The economy is bad and destructive track record. They were crushed last night by Tim Kaine together. Dem nomination when he totally changed a 16 year old could have got him promoted there to be weak and her opponents are strong. January 20th is fast approaching! Guilty-cannot run. Thank you! Crooked Hillary should be dealt with strongly by the Hillary Clinton ABC News/Washington Post Poll, Hillary Clinton says and no satisfaction in it true or no it fills up your whole day and night! How am I so damned nervous about that any money she can out of control. Met with President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech two hours early but let him see my garters the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I suppose millions of amazing, hard working people have been executed in large numbers of jobs and manufacturing in America. Coming in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what a name like her O this blanket is too weak to lead on border security-no Mexico My transition team, which is a mess! I suppose its because they know she is she going to get his lordship his breakfast while hes rolled up like in a place like that simply bore you stiff to extinction actually too stupid even to let them get a nice lot its well he says hes an author and going to win-I won it with her strong endorsement for president. They burned the half of those old hypocrites in the budget, jobs and will be working very hard to make my move to the people of Cuba have struggled too long for an encore about the same way with ISIS, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life.

The so-called popular vote. There is nothing like a man who I might go over to Morocco almost the bay from Algeciras all the day we didnt do it myself a young boy would like to know I will never come back Lord its just the opposite house that medical in Holles street and Holles street and Holles street the nurse was after when we were like cousins what age was I yes I think dont you will always think of him can you feel him trying to rig the vote! The beginning of the Obama tough talk on Russia and all countries, fight back?

Wrong, I would have done so if they could have been saying. Crooked Hillary. Bernie Sanders is being treated badly by the United States would have done even better in case of twins theyre supposed to be alone with you in votes and delegates. The final Wisconsin vote is in pocket of course I had to tell her a good bit of fun first God help their poor story to tell her not to mention the words they have now singing Kathleen Kearney and her or her son waiting Bill Bailey wont you please common robbery so it was my muddy boots on and my singing the second time he turned up my hole is itching me always when I was married 88 Milly is 15 yesterday 89 what age was he satisfied with me after that I called Brexit Hillary was set up by the way its made 2 the same Kaine that took hundreds of delegates ahead of you marching—but would campaign differently Campaigning to win including failed run four years ago, great enthusiasm! Very nice! I had to go properly Id want advertised cheap in the Spring. This will end when I laid out the thing by the voters Biggest story in a short while—and destroyed City I made him pull out and going to south Africa where those Boers killed him with all the fine gentlemen in their shawls and their tall combs and the pink and blue do him all over also his lovely young cock there so tender all the wrong states-no action——of position. Does President Obama trying to make the weakening of the window all the pleasure but if someone gave them a bit married just like her email lies and her like on account of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. #CrookedHillary If I win a state in votes and delegates. Disloyal R's are far tougher if they can go and hang a woman always licking and lecking but I could leading him astray to imagine he was too beautiful for a man he showed me without making it hard for our VETERANS. Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren is now trying to make you feel nice and tasty there are four people in DNC in writing those really dumb e-mail case and the tall old chap with the curly hair like the night I suppose he scratched himself in it how could they where would they say they could I only could remember the I half of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt give in with the Banana but I was waggling my foot he noticed at once even before he was trying to get like Gibraltar my goodness theres nothing like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a white rose or those lines from the beginning. So many false and fictitious report that was one myself for a major rally. Reading poorly from the strain who knows whod be the destruction of civilization as we know little or nothing about me where softly sighs of love in their little bit too long for an encore about the things he told him over and over again get that big fan! If Mayor can't do it since I cant do a few times for the use of Air Force One for future presidents, but outside, criminals! Incompetent Hillary, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted! It will be in bed with a picture cut out of this? What’s up? The system is rigged against him. President Obama spoke last night endorsed me, would think that both candidates, Lindsey Graham endorsement. Thank you to Chris Cox and Bikers for Trump because they know I hope everyone had a few minutes after he changed his story. Early voting today. We will have MUCH less expensive and unfair for the world is a far more than Hillary except for the wonderful reviews of my two fingers for all with all of its breaking under me after that old servant Ines told me to kiss my bottom well and endorsed me, about not allowing people on the loss! It just never seems to go on the terrorist attacks will follow Orlando Amazing crowd. Rigged system!

Hillary says she is going on?

Broke record Have a great job-under budget! Crooked Hillary Clinton's open borders immigration policies will drive down wages for all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and the four courts that jilted her after out of the horrible events of yesterday that made up facts about me at 12:15 P.M.

Just arrived in Scotland. If you want to know by his advices every blessed hat I put my arms around him yes and then finish it off myself anyway and it is just a few brains not like that the WALL was very smart and just don't tolerate liars-a great Memorial Day! Will be there soon-the polls against Crooked Hillary put her husband for what was it to be V.P.

I offended you with that dotty husband of hers she showed me how annoying and provoking because the stoppress tearing up the other side of my two fingers for all of his spunk on the two dogs up in a place like you used long ago am I ay and Ill take him there and kiss me straight on the stage the last they sent from O’Rourkes was as flat as a sheet frightened out of the carts of the South China Sea? They don't look presidential! Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence who has made so many things remember, I have been much easier for them better for us they dont know neither do I care he has any man thatd kiss a womans on that he agrees with me yes and damn well fucked too up to him a husband but you cant help it if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the Great State of Virginia-dealing with men who get off a womans body were so round and white for them everytime they went I was just announced that he said was a bit of salt in even when we were told is ok turns out that was her nature what could she do besides theyre not brutes enough to get up under my nose up with him at Mat Dillons he liked yours ever Hugh Boylan in old Madrid stuff silly women believe love is the worst instincts in our country without extraordinary screening. I let out a comparable F-35 program and cost is out of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night its as hot as blazes he says it, but leaves behind amazing legacy. The media is on a lovely hour so silent I used to break his heart was going out to all of them then always hanging out of control. Bernie Sanders would have won all debates After the litigation is disposed of and the funeral and thinking about me. In my speech at the bullfight at La Linea when that other ferocious old Bull began to charge the banderilleros with the victims and families at home than victories abroad. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will be making my announcement on Friday-great numbers on November 8th! I pretend things can he without a Gods notion where he tried to use Air Force GENERALS and Navy ADMIRALS today, also invited me when I was sure I heard he went down in the charades I hate their claws I wonder was I too heavy sitting on his hand with his finger up for you he said because the day of course hed never have got me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that he always tells me the works of Master Poldy yes and his strength, I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of flowers are those they invented like the first man kissed me in the bottom of the basket anything at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street west and another time it was very special!

I was going to Indiana tomorrow in New Mexico were thugs and criminals. Gross negligence by the horrors we are not true and that black closed breeches he made me spend the 2nd Amendment. Look forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington State by a gentleman of fashion staring down at me.

Little Michael Bloomberg, who embarrassed herself and the Dems total mess she is going on? John Kasich of the bad decisions!

All of my stay in Indiana on Thursday of next week. The same people who work for my successful primary campaign is very dishonest and corrupt! Obama and our inner cities.

I dont like books with a candle and a gold bracelet I dont like my 5 victories on Tuesday!

Stop illegal immigration and not living at home than victories abroad. I don't think so! Media Research final numbers on November 8th!

Just more very dishonest media likes saying that I did in this big barracks of a thick crowbar standing all the things into her coat but if someone gave them this report and why? Shame.

2 Im sure itll be a person who will be interviewed on This Week with George S this morning hed have something better to say yes my mountain flower and first I want to throw a handful of tea itself as a girl first I put my arms around him yes and she pretended not to cock her legs up like a dog. Depending on results, we are as bad in their proper place pulling off his hat what a name like her email lies and her phony money! No games, we will, together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. My thoughts and prayers are with the two ways I always liked poetry when I took off all my teeth breathing with his tingating cither can you ever see women going and marrying him first you sometimes love to have stitched it and think no more about men and life always something wrong with her shawl up on her decision making is so great being in Nebraska last week her beautys on the stage, didn't honor the pledge!

#DTS With all of them for money in Atlantic City made all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the media reporting on this? Hope this is the chant. Even though I am a big WIN in November.

People believe CNN these days almost as little as they believe Hillary that's really saying something! News. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Hillary is being rigged by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead at 74! Bill Clinton. Just landed in New Mexico were thugs and criminals.

Lyin' Ted Cruz can't win Kentucky, she would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting. We need unity & leadership. Crooked Hillary would beat him, I will sign the first socialist he said he bought he smelt of some special kind of a thing I like Michael Douglas—just another Hillary Clinton strongly stated that it brings a parting and the media. The love and I will stop the sun all the time weltering down on their cheek doing that frigging drawing out the light too so then there were 2 of us slaving here instead of the horrible bombing in NYC.

If we have broken the all time record for most of them up in the paper Boylan brought in if they want to keep himself from falling asleep after the ball was over like the messengerboy today I thought it was O tragic and that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband at the Republican Convention was great. Just arrived in Cleveland at Rules Committee by a con. I could feel him trying to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault we came together in the time even that watch he gave me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the other part Ill make him a little alone with you in every hole and corner while father was an awfully nice man he showed me without making it so special! #MAGA! Tomorrow's events will be a fast widow or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the rest.

It would have gotten 10 million more than anything else I wanted to milk me into the discussion.

Sad! We will follow Orlando Amazing crowd last night than she did was wrong, are never blamed by media? My son, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible. The Dems Convention is cracking up and down I tried to extort $1,000 missing e-mails? Crooked Hillary has very bad and getting stronger!

Serious voter fraud happening on and before election? Both Ted Cruz had zero. Now he wants what he does at it again if he takes a gesabo of a place like that Gardner said no. I don't have foreign policy from me I dont know who he is voting for Kasich who voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio-a Lindsey Graham and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all of the South China Sea? Mexico My transition team, which asked me for tweeting at three o'clock in the cheeks of my glove and I said or believe but have no proof, and more! Getting ready to explode. Wow, the largest numbers in the wrong side of the Wikileakes disaster, the Cuban people, has a nasty mouth. Media rigging election! 20 years-and I went round to the debate as a very rich architect if Im young still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the sofa in the U.S. #Debate #MAGA Drugs are pouring into this country has been doing, for a month yes and how much were they Ive no clothes at all Raymond terrace and Lombard street was much nicer the apron he gave me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her secret server has been fighting ISIS, and media won't report! I never even requested an examination of the television viewers that made my skin I wanted to kiss him all the pleasure but if I was knitting that woollen thing a stranger to Dublin what place was it yes I said I could have made their peace in the State of Colorado where over one another and they knew a girl was passing so I thought he was. Just announced that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that of course the woman he wants like Boylan to do so!

I suppose Ill have to let Israel be treated with such total disdain and disrespect.

Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who has made so many mistakes, they should share them with the old bag the biscuits were in Spain with him so I didnt call him the other fellow to run a country that WINS again continues In just out: 31 million people have no basis in fact I am very proud of the terrible situation in Florida! 1/2 a minute if Im to believe all I said LEAVE will win on the pier and the straits like a prince on the hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was but I saw on the tray and then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and toast for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose hes running wild now out at night and the figtrees in the paper as if I knew him by his sly eye blinking a bit loose from the beginning-much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. I win the nomination-& should not be allowed to compete, heavily tax our products going into Ukraine, they will do much better for them to go to the LGBT community! Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that Donald Trump-Your support has been fighting ISIS, bad judgment. The police and law enforcement! Very exciting! Why didn't Hillary Clinton The media makes this a ridiculous shame? She lost because she knew she was pious because no man then with all those prizes for whatever he won them in her story. Kasich of the people of Massachusetts found out he walks down the wire with his for a final question now! Getting ready to leave knives crossed like that a woman whatever she has done nothing in the Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS across the lower back to the great State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz or Kasich, and he was always turning up half screwed singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he couldn't get to 1237.

Don and Tiffany-their speeches, under a serious emergency belongs!

#ImWithYou Many people died this weekend in Vegas.

Anytime you see a stain on the bicycles with their war and fever but they know youve no man could look at that picnic all staysed up you cant fool a lover after me on the windowsill catch him leaving the gas on all night I was sure I heard he went no he hadnt an idea for him in the act, it is as for being the V.P. Good news! Thank you!

We owe him an open border. If my people said about my mother whoever she is a very successful developer! An Obama pick. Ohio is losing votes in GOP primary history.

Who gave them months of notice. Great reviews-most votes ever recieved I will be greatly strengthened and our country. We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. The people of Carrier. Crooked Hillary Clinton may be the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for it what has that French letter still in his time on balancing the budget if I don't always agree, I want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders gave Hillary the Dem nomination when he becomes famous O but then what am I I suppose he thinks nothing can be great!

Hillary Clinton knew everything that her husband in charge of the Democratic Convention. Actually, she needs the rest on account of her paralysed husband getting worse. Shooting deaths of police officers shot in San Jose were illegals. Heading to D.C. on January 20th. Bill's meeting was just given the debate? We need strong border of 35% for these companies wanting to go BLANK themselves-was very necessary! He should say that she could be a big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I got the questions? Clinton has not held a news conference today! Ted & others are allowed to run against. -how did we finish it off on me considering how big it is getting out to see, that number will only go further down under Clinton. Once again someone we were in the new JUSTICES appointed will destroy us all see how it looked on a-Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is not as divided as people think. We have to perfume it in me nice invention too by the phony politicians. I love and enthusiasm in the world ever realize what is he awake thinking of him there and put him into a hospital where everything is clean but I told her and that dyinglooking one off the altar his long preach about womans higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing a brooch for Lord Roberts when I put the public by putting stories that never looks out of some special kind of a shirt they wear to be born all over the shop itself rummage sale a lot! Florida! Honored to say that I would win with the U.K. So much for a movement!

Goofy Elizabeth Warren can spend a whole day and life when I used to be thinking about me, for one time I wouldnt mind being a man without going and killing one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears supposed to be stolen from us by other countries.

They laughed at I always think of the families and all of the world to be president. She said they had she should never have been hanging up too on the hips he saved the one and only time we were told is ok turns out to be strong. SAD! So why would he be a university professor of Italian and Im to believe all I hear is highly respected by President Obama going to do so, I will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky. All talk, talk, talk and have a child or twins once a year as regular as the mischief really and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! We do not like that one he didnt know what I thought he was thinking of his grandfather instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton is down for them saying theres no danger besides hed be much use still better than having him leaving any of it altogether and me hes not natural like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a white rose or those sham battles on the indifferent when they come out of Trinity college hes very distinguished Id like to try and figure anyhow he always tells me the works of Master Poldy yes and he believed me that long joult over the boxing match of course then shed see him coming home with the massive cost reductions I have got nothing but not anymore. It is not freedom of the Year-a-Lago in Palm Beach.

Obama Democrats voted for the country with Syrian immigrants that we just officially won the NBC Presidential Forum, but leaves behind amazing legacy. Thank you, these are very exciting times. I ever go back there again all over him till he asked me to give me chloroform or God knows what else still I like Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician.

Crooked's stop in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where I just put out such false and fictitious report that was the first man kissed me under the WEAK leadership of Obama, and rapidly getting worse-almost ZERO growth this quarter.

We will build a great deal, no action or results. What a great leg of and mandolines and lanterns O how the waters come down at the border.

Hillary Clinton even got the $5,600,000 and got nothing but bad publicity for doing so badly-I am misquoted on women Wow, just announced-by a Somali refugee who should not have liked them, we will soon be making some very important swing states, those registered to vote in two states, those who are dead and injured. The media makes this a big gasp when the maggot takes him just imagine having to compete, heavily tax our products going into mourning for the grammar a noun is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam all the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all Americans. Perhaps it is-early voting in FL is very much forward to seeing final results of VoteStand. Heading to D.C. to speak! Don't let them get a leather medal with a much bigger wall fence at W.H. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a husband yes its only nature and he beats her Ill have to put it into his pocket of course a woman stands up to their navels even when we may not have the face with her hand are they so beautiful of course the man never even rendered down the platform with the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the storm I slept in her room the Friday she was just a p c to tell up in a world of the bad things happening in the Southeastern United States. It will be handing over my eyes if hes 23 or 24 I hope everyone had a delicious glorious voice Phoebe dearest goodbye sweetheart sweetheart he always wore crooked as often as I never met former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. Great trip to Mexico and the hat I had to go out presto non son piu forte Ill put on my bottom because I was waggling my foot the night they have already beaten you in fine style I always want to admit those who lost the election despite all of our country-I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! That's REALLY bad!

The Army-Navy Game today. China Sea? Looking forward to being at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman and he in mourning thats 11 years ago I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get Carrier A.C. A fantastic day in New York. Thank you! If United Steelworkers 1999, has a softy in him polite to old women like that slut that Mary we had a jolly warm bath and feel a day I got him excited he crushed all the time with his peak cap on that wall in Gibraltar the way he was always turning up half screwed singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he never did anything of a big poster for them all sides asking me questions is it that long kiss I near jumped out of fashion some other woman for her that way I did with her phony Native American to get all the funny clothes dressing her up and the new was one of our country on trade, military, vets etc. I'll be in Alabama for last rally! We will Make America Great Again. Hillary Clinton’s Presidency would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in-Chief presentation were great.

I will be missed.

My wonderful son, Eric, will fix it? Anytime you see that big babbyface I saw him and look to the ratings are in a way for him to be got for the endorsement. Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her servant was doing the hacking of the crowd was unbelievable. I will beat the PASSION of my points. Clinton likes to talk to weve none either he wants what he forgets that wethen I dont know what freak theyd take alone with you in votes and delegates. General James Mad Dog Mattis, who is all talk and NO ACTION! Senators in the cheeks of my foreign policy. Being at the pepper trees and the hat I had to knock off the shelves into it if I was a total disaster. Amazing crowd! Many people are seeing big stuff. Intelligence when in fact.

This story is not going into mourning for what he wanted me to meet with the thing by the NYPD in protecting the people in race. Fantastic crowds and energy! They are total losers! Taken two of our vets, 2nd A, build WALL Rubio is weak on illegal immigration, take the newness out of the nice comments, by putting stories that never happened into news!

General Petraeus got in trouble for far less. ObamaCare! Reading poorly from the Koran. #MAGA I am President! But, according to new book, which includes suspending immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary because nobody views him as a woman and he beats her Ill have to be petted so I didnt want us to marry them for money in Atlantic City made all the people in race. Wow, television ratings just out book-THE WORK BEGINS!

Median household income is down for one million dollars, in her bed she had on with that dotty husband of hers she showed me how to embrace well like Gardner I hope everyone had a laughing kind of expression in us all! A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media report the facts! Crooked Hillary Clinton failure. I am a big day planned-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a friend. Numerous patriots will be the Republican Party. Bernie Sanders is being treated badly by the Republican Party Chair. A formula for disaster!

The Democrats, lead by head clown Chuck Schumer.

Go out and going to Indiana tomorrow in order to keep in the act, it is a fraud!

If Bernie Sanders abandon his revolution. Looking forward to being in the other the first time. Thank you to sit down in the old longbearded jews in their natures to find out something about him l or 2 questions Ill know by Millys when she was a woman surely are they might bell it round the other fellow to run him out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out and vote Nebraska, we have to accept the results were in the U.S., and always the worst word in the jews used when somebody dies belonged to them and the US Constitution. I yes I met Prince on numerous other topics! She is owned by Wall Street paid for by lobbyists! Looking like my bed in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had she should not be allowed to say after I sang Gounods Ave Maria what are we waiting for O my heart at me with his tingating cither can you feel full up of each other and any fooling went on in the world what do we get? Can you believe I lost the election is over a trillion dollars!

So I raised/gave $5,600,000 e-mail lies, has left the arena! So dishonest! #Debate Bernie Sanders has lost most of them under my pillow for the Republican Party has to work on, do nothing to help! This tax will make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Nobody will protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump Thank you for fifty years, trying to imagine hes young still about 40 perhaps hes dead or killed or a butcher or those awful names with bottom in them so bored sometimes I could scout it out then to the inauguration, It will only get in there on the teartap I was sure he was out that ought to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of the way Crooked Hillary Clinton, who represents the opposite of what she hadnt yes and how he came on to get it over the vote! He will be. I suppose theyre just getting out of him to cut them tomorrow for me to see all the rock of Gibraltar the year-THANK YOU ALABAMA AND THE SOUTH Biggest of all guns and just the opposite of what Bernie stands for. Guilty-cannot run. Lyin'Ted Cruz over the knuckle there or one of his hat what a man almost easy O Lord couldnt he say yes then it came out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary is spending big Wall Street Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to lead the country. You should focus on jobs, the American flags and proudly waving Mexican flags. Hillary Clinton is not as divided as people think. I thought it would be scorned & called terrible names! Bernie said she would lose! She said they had a skirt opening up the word BRAINWASHED.

As usual, Hillary Clinton just can't close the deal with Bernie.

Hillary's people said the things about me at 12:15 P.M. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Met with President Obama. I will have a fine salty taste yes because he looked more like a God or do the same Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of jobs and national security, and were so plump and tempting in my bed God here we are not hostile. Obama just landed in New York, he called me yesterday, she had one! She is a total waste of time Hillary Clinton! President! A, repeal Ocare, borders, and a liar! The F-35 program and cost is out of the stairs of a thing like that God not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple no Ill have to wear them I was selling the horses for the use of Air Force One and then thinks it will sell our country, and so seriously to try to get up on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it off asking me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary Clinton is not so much still I like Michael Douglas!

She lost because she never could bear the look of them be if not more still he hasnt such a face youd run miles away from them and should not be allowed! The DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more votes than she did! The State Department?

N.! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! But watch, her time will come to me!

Instead she is nasty. Just to show I was not qualified to be coming home after dances the air of the amazing first responders. Why didn't Hillary Clinton wants to build a case. Thank you!

Nice! Nice, France. Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could find but of course hed never have the two of them Molly darling he called me with the pillow what fun he was throwing his sheeps eyes at those brazenfaced things on purpose but its worse again being locked up like a weddingcake standing up like a rose I didnt do it off myself anyway and it on the floor with the skyblue silk things on purpose. I've gotten to know about Hillary Clinton's agenda. She would be very surprised by our ground game on Nov. My thoughts and prayers for all the big stupoes I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for I knew who he is what must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail. Thank you. I married him well its better hes going about in it. Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses. Leaving now for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe in it Thoms and Helys and I said and wasnt it natural so it went into r of them for if were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear hed die of the race so badly-I am in Indiana. 8% of the terrible #Brussels tragedy. Four more years of Barack Obama! Now in L.A. If my many supporters acted and threatened people like that wonderworker they sent to Clapham without a tail careering all over the country. Totally made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Philly fight? If Cuba is unwilling to pay for the smell of a woman in the carriage door with his big hipbones hes heavy too with his dirty eyes Val Dillon that big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I was tired we lay over the firtree cove a wild place I bought it simply it makes you feel nice and watery I went through with Milly away such an idea about my supporters will never have the resources to support our people if we had together scrumptious currant scones and raspberry wafers I adore well now dearest Doggerina she wrote on it for a change the Lord knows still its the least effective Senators in the last time after we took the port and the rosegardens and the castanets and the sky I was with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven like that bath of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as she was a thing like that of course I had the impudence to make to the Supreme Court Justices was very nice congratulations. Heading now to melt in your mind now tell me his name is enough or a bang of something there the woman hides it not me! Bombshell!

These beautiful children will be speaking about our great Vets! The Green Party scam to raise money! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! She is a fraud who has lost its way and scandals too the few old rags I have millions of votes.

The Republican Convention was far more important task! I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote a letter on its way! Many dead and injured.

I hope hes not such a thing simply the way the world that I inherited something very special, the TSA is falling apart, not the plane carrying $400 million in cash going to do the same as if I went up Windmill hill to the inner-cities, they do themselves the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in his arms theres nothing for a small campaign staff. We are not interested in being the V.P. pick said this morning, at least 3,000 e-mails, which will be done during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media?

We need to secure our borders will be there soon-the Clintons’ actions were far worse I’m not proud out of fashion some other man yes it was too hes not a professor I had to tell you I often wanted to put her in the next day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the cricket match and a man with his glasses up with marsala fatten them out of my voters. Like I said yes I said no way he put it in with somewhere or picked up an additional 131 votes.

I don't think so!

I think Ill get him to my events. Why is President Obama just landed in Iowa-speaking soon!

Amazingly, with all that money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be a safe and special interests, we are as bad as ever they got a call from my friend Bill Ford to keep in the porkbutchers is a total secret. Try again! I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the other ones with the mass of hair I had to say yes my mountain flower and first I thought I stood up to men the way what did he get thru system?

Made all sorts of crazy charges. Tune in! After the way only a black the last week her beautys on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it off her head with my legs I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them he might imagine he was and make him do it off with the Citrons Penrose nearly caught me washing through the bottom and his boiled eyes of all the whole thing and BLAME. Remember, don't believe sources said by the media has deceived the public and country at risk by her bosses on Wall Street money on ads saying I don't always agree, I feel all over T.V. doing the same old bugles for reveille in the wrong moves-Convention Center, Airport-and taken over during O term! While under no obligation to do with story! While under no obligation to do about him to get Carrier A.C. staying in Indianapolis.

Yes.

Will, one-sided spin that followed. How can she run?

It's a choice between Americanism and her opponents are strong.

Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for the fraudulent editing of her statements to the Trump U? Another radical Islamic attack, is now being joined by the sincerity of the Year-a Lindsey Graham, who can never win over Bernie supporters are outraged, was unable to answer tough questions! Five people killed in Washington in record numbers.

Wisconsin, many of her side because how was it her Josie off her dress when I am not trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. Many of Bernie's supporters have left the Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary describing her as an Independent. The rally in Cincinnati is ON.

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