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idk who decided "soft lozenges" was an acceptable form for edibles but i'd very much like to smite them with lightning
#ace rambles#repulsive texture#i barely remember buying these things but i ran out of my chocolates a few days ago and i Did buy them#so i've been consuming them#they do the job but god they're unpleasant#also i've been having random off and on bouts of unexplained nausea that i've been ignoring lately#(because they go away as soon as i eat/drink something. however)#i was met with an ill timed one and ended up gagging on the damned things trying to swallow them#also also the flavor is ''blackberry lemon'' and it's not great#usually the experience isn't Quite this bad but i got unlucky tonight lol#powered thru it tho cause like hell was i going to throw up my edibles those aren't cheap
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Your chef Sun is so interesting to me. If he ever has a crush he will deny it, right? Or not acknowledge it at all. Or maybe, I wonder if he'll be confused?
hehehe great question! i think he would be confused but... i think he would realize something about himself, just a little spark of something new and unfamiliar but something that's confused him for a long time now
*this is a memory of the DCA's late Boss, the previous owner of the restaurant they now own
BONUS:
a little context below the cut (cuz this post is long enough already!)
The DCA's late Boss was the previous owner of the restaurant. he was the one who found them after their PizzaPlex fell to ruin, and he brought them in and taught them how to cook. he's sort of a pseudo-father-figure to them.
he was a very passionate guy, he loved cooking and loved his late wife. and that piqued Sun's curiosity—to love someone even after they have passed. so along with teaching the boys how to cook, he also taught Sun about love. of course, Sun struggled to understand, but Boss always believed Sun would some day.
#ask the crab#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#Moon Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#digital art#bright colours#low-key inspired by the fact i've been making rolled omelettes recently#cuz i got a pan for my birthday#they are so time consuming to make#like i need to have a snack while making them#i could make so many scrambled eggs in the time it takes me to make 1 rolled omelet#and since i prefer my eggs runny or browned enough to have a warm egg aroma#rolled omelettes are kinda mid to me 😂#but dang they're cute#the kind of dish i'd make for someone else but not for myself
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they call me two the way i be timing
(ooooooo you want to listen to Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals sooooo badly..... charon and norman skin for two time and azure when?)
ref below cut you know the drill
dude. I wanna draw them and azure as the Matryoshka PV so badly. .... but also I wanna draw Elliot as Skeleton Orchestra and Lilia because there's literally an emote for thst ingame......oughhhhhh........
#im abnormal about this little backstabbing freak for no reason. how did this happen#why give the spy skin to n7 when there's objectively a WAY funnier option /lh#also. quickest drawing i've ever hashed out this one came in at one hour and forty five minutes??? how the fuck????#like girl i literally just got the motivation to draw this three hours ago??????#first time drawing two time be niceys cuz i don't have. headcanons to draw on them. sadly. how do i draw them they look so wrong#ALSO I COULDNT FIND THE TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT IN IBISPAINT SO I HAD TO USE THIS CORNY ASS FONT 😭#holy moly how did i ever draw without a stylus before. i had 2 go back to my fingers 4 this bc I lost my stylus and it HURTSSSSS IT CRAMPS#ok enuough yapping tag time#two time forsaken#roblox forsaken#forsaken#reallilystuffart#yeah that's probably enough right. im scared!!! why am i scared!!!!#its been a few hours since i put this into the drafts and tbh this looks like shit to me now but who cares. go my scarabs consume my art
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Do you still write for Dave Lizewski? I loved what you've written for him so far!
FUCK yes I do. Listen there's a lot I could say about Dave, but one thing that is NEVER addressed is how deeply rooted and repressed his mommy issues are. I'm sorry, your mom dies in front of you and you're just... not affected by it??? bullshit!!!!!!! Dave CRAVES a soft gentle touch, a divine feminine aura. Even if you're not a girl, if you just take care of him gently and look at him with a soft fondness he will fold SO fast. and yes having a nice rack (while not necessary) will help with this a lot. and by a nice rack I mean literally just having anything on your chest. flat tits, huge tits, lopsided tits, fake tits, real tits, literally ANYTHING. even if your tits are practically nonexistent he WILL still be trying to grope and suck on them. and he WILL succeed. nothing in this world can stop this boy from drooling over you.
after a particularly long night full of stopping some muggers, making sure the town drunk doesn't fight anyone, and helping some college girls get home safe, he shows up at your place, a little bumped and bruised but not majorly injured. you greet him with this soft, understanding smile and bring him up to your bathroom. It's all clean and soapy and smells like you, and he immediately starts to relax. you help him take off his suit and he tries not to get hard from the feeling of your warm hands getting him out of his suit and exposing his skin to the cool air. you start inspecting him to see how bad he's hurt - because of all his nerve damage he doesn't always notice how bad his injuries are.
you smooth his hair and praise him, listen to him talk about his night patrolling the neighborhood. worry flashes across across your face as you see the scratches all over his face and arms.
"Oh, uh, Mrs. Landsberg's cat got stuck..." He trails off sheepishly while you smile and put disinfectant on his nicks and scrapes.
"Look at you, helping little old ladies and rescuing cats from trees." you coo playfully.
"Well, she got stuck in the attic crawl space, but..." he shrugs with another blush, feeling all proud and sheepish from your praise.
"Close enough."
you press a kiss to his nose.
"now all you need is a job at the daily planet."
Dave was so sore and tired after tonight that he felt like he'd need days to recover. but after 10 minutes with you, you already have him laughing and feeling like himself again. Dave doesn't know what he did to luck out and have you in his life, but he thinks about you all the time. If he's not physically with you (or texting you or calling you or snapping you or lurking on your social media accounts or reading through your old texts or looking through the folder of pictures and videos he has of you saved in his phone or-) he's thinking about you all the time. he even dreams about you every night. no matter how much time he spends with you, he always wants more. Dave is definitely in the sex isn't enough I need to crawl inside your skin club.
#drabbles#dave lizewski#dave lizewski x reader#dave lizewski drabbles#kick ass#kick ass x reader#kick ass drabbles#smutty#a lil angst lil smut lil fluff#enjoy this charcuterie board of dave lizewski content#I LOVE HIS WHINY VOICE!!!!!!! I LOVE WHEN HE BEGS AND CRIES!!!!!!!#RAAAAAAHHHH#anyway not exclusively smut but it's dave so OBVIOUSLY it's gonna be a lil smutty#boy is the HORNIEST son of a bitch I've ever seen#fr fr#he and I do a lil handshake tbh#I have been in HEATTTTTTTT#feeling things about carmy from the bear and I am so afraid to watch it because I KNOW he's going to fuck me up so bad#like you know it's bad if I'M talking to j.ai bots and reading smut before even consuming the source material#also........ thinkin about my ocs#thinkin about making them kiss and I can't do that and I'm SO GODDAMN MADDDDDDDD#cici and I do a lil handshake. sobbing
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moth-flowers #21
#moth flowers#comics#my art#blood cw#autobio comics#pen and ink#Made this one a few months ago a little after we first made out and i was lowkey getting rlly obsessive and it sucked ass#Like recognizing its infatuation doesn't make it go away as it turns out ToT#Anyways. we were fwb for a while and it was cool n chill then they ended it. and i thought i was cool n chill and over it but SIKE#They get a BF and I am consumed by an overwhelming amount of the Jealousy Beast and overall lots of Big Emotions.#That was what the 'dyke drama' post was about btw#Its been a few days I'm doing a lot better and I'm greatful for that. lotta help from my friends by just hangin' out and talking and asking#For their opinions n shit. been pretty good. made a cake and it fucks and im so sexy for that actually#Like damn the person who was lowkey my ideal partner told me they weren't in a place for commitment#And then they get into a commitment. and although i know it realistically wouldn't have worked out in the long-run (I'll b moving. they def#aren't) I was still fucked up about. But I bet I'm a better cook than him. and also sexier and cooler#(IM ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH THE GUY AND HE'S PRETTY COOL BUT ALSO LIKE. LET ME BE A PETTY I THINK I'VE EARNED IT)#Annnnywayssss. This is lowkey one of my fav comics i think :D i mean i feel that way about most of them.#But i REALLY like the way the perspective n stuff turned out. like ough fuck yeah#And i make references to the last line all the time with friends that I've shown this to.#ramble in the tags#Thank u to whoever is reading this. pls share ur thoughts and experiences! connection and shit is one of my fave parts of this <3
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Given how much heavy makeup (and general extravagance) is an important part of Theciya's character I just can't help but think of the ~consequences~ in this scene xD
So, here they are!
And a little totally self-indulgent bonus just because I can ^^"
#warhammer 40k#rogue trader#Heinrix van Calox#Theciya von Valancius#solanj art#I believe that's the first kiss I've ever drawn#what are you doing with me Owlcats#I've always been content to just draw characters on their own#what happened to me#why do I feel the absolutely all-consuming need to draw their interactions now#aasdffgaargh#someone send help#I love them so much...
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Thinking about punk herstory again...
#vivenne westwood#johnny rotten#the damned#new york dolls#malcolm mclaren#adam ant#this is a niche meme for my fellow punk historians#I've just been obsessed with punk history recently because ive been reading a book about goth history#and ive seen a few original punks#and just been consuming a lot of old punk and goth#Malcolm McLaren fascinates me because hes such a prick i cant believe hes fucked over so many bands#hes like grunkle stan if he was a punk manager#for context#johnny rotten hates him because he mismanaged them and wouldnt pay them and started piL in retaliation#adam ant asked him to make him a really big pop star and after a few months kicked adam out of his own band 😭#got the new York dolls to preform in a comminist get up which casused so much controversy they disbanded#and got everyone to turn against the damned and poser shamed them because he was pissed that they made a record before sex pistols#im sure u all know about how he and vivenne Westwood ran their punk clothing line Sex and managed and dressed all their bands#then they went rockabilly (every punk has a rockabilly era)#then it was sex#and after punk they liked pirates and rebranded to Worlds end and basically made new romantic fashion
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happy pride (totally not last minute)
#also i've been sucked into a sonic the hedgehog hyperfixation#FJSKFNEKFK THE CRINGE IT'S CONSUMING ME#so since i cant draw mobians#i made my own human character designs#maybe ill post em later#they arent colored#otherwise i wouldve already but#coloring is hard#anyway moving on#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#sonic the hedghog fanart#amy rose#tails the fox#miles tails prower#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sonic x shadow fanart#sonic x shadow#happy pride :)#gay pride#pride month#pride 2024#sonic human au#sonic humanization#enemies to lovers#my beloved#i hate them so much they're so annoying#they wanna kiss so bad
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the great gatsby / kentucky route zero / koe no katachi / disco elysium / omori / night in the woods / homestuck / koe no katachi / l'étranger / disco elysium / firewatch / john dies at the end / everything everywhere all at once / the subtle art of not giving a f*ck
#MAKING THESE IS SO HARD#i've always been obsessed with them so i wanted to try it out#but there was so much i didn't get to include#wolf 359 minecraft end poem goodbye despair the things they carried... there will be other chances i suppose#the media i consume is an endless cycle of the same themes over and over again which gives me an abundance of ideas for these#yay i'm having so much fun!#🌃#kentucky route zero#a silent voice#disco elysium#omori#night in the woods#homestuck#firewatch#john dies at the end#everything everywhere all at once
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POV you're trying to leave the puzzle master's house
#my brother helpfully pointed out that ut is not in fact an image of a clock#treat internet jpegs like greek theater masks; it's an image signifying an existence of a gun not the literal gun depicted#professor layton#shitpost#anyway i've been stuck on the last post game puzzle in diabolic box for 3 days now#someone help#release ne#i can't even google it cause i feel Layton's judgemental beady eyed stare on me#and i decided to finish post games before moving on to the next entries because the games are so good and i don't want to burn through them#so this one sliding block puzzle is preventing me from consuming the delicious angst
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ok so idk if y'all know this but. uquiz creators can see how long it takes for you to answer a question and uhm
(this is from my TUA quiz btw)
I'm sorry anon...?
#shoot from the hip#the unrelenting aubergine#(<- I think?)#this one and “what's your biggest struggle in life” were consistently the most time-consuming answers#I've also been told multiple times in the free answer box that some of the questions broke them so. uh. sorry about that.#it's super fun scrolling through everyone's answers though :D#there are quite a lot of titches in this fandom it seems#(and surprisingly not as many dereks as I expected)
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Day 129!! Who up runing they deltas
No Chapter 3-4 spoilers I still have not played them :,D
#papr daily#mafukasa#mafuyu asahina#tsukasa tenma#I JUST finished watching Jacob Alpharad's vod of his playthrough of multiplayer Deltarune with Jaiden and Skootish AND IT WAS SO PEAK#Like aside from their hilarious bits I simply have not played Chapter 1 in full since my first playthrough so I forgot a LOTTTTT#it was so good so peak so awesome#the multiplayer added so much to the experience (aside from an hour of tech issues) and now I long to play that but alas.#I don't wanna figure all that out LMFAO#anyways I'm not really one to do one-to-one AUs but I think prsk Deltarune is just so good just because there are so many good routes#Like me personally I obviously got Mafu!kris and Berd!kasa locked in BUT. Airi!susie is real to me okay#I've been bouncing around with Shizuku and Kanade being Noelle (as seen by them both taking the role in my dr dailies)#because I think they both would fit it narratively yk? With the father in the hospital on Kanade's end and being very non-confrontational#when it comes to people she cares about doing bad things on Shizuku's end like they both fit very well#I have more of a Shizuku bias being I think her personality and theming fit more and also she has canon known Tsukasa since 2nd grade#but I think if I do that then the Pandemonium autofills Rui as Ralsei for me which. Only I don't disagree with it I think it works#especially factoring in Ralsei's pacifism like that is very Ruicore#however. Rui is NOT a cute fluffy boy very major drawback#I still ball with it tho ALSO EMU WOULD BE LANCER 100%#don't ask me about literally any other character I Don't Know#Meiko Toriel and Kaito Asgore and maybe Miku Asriel would be funny but I simply don't know enough about those guys <-(guy who has never#played/watched a playthrough of Undertale)#Is that surprising actually. Like /genq is it surprising that I have never consumed Undertale#I remember an irl told me I have the vibes of someone who had a fnaf phase and he was p shocked that I didn't#Prolly something something fruitness something something prolly got at least SOMETHING in the brain (undiagnosed)#personally if I had to say I have the vibes of having a certain phase that I never actually had I would think Steven Universe#I don't remember if I wasn't allowed to watch it or if it simply was never on when I watched tv as a kid but I never watched Steven Univers#I DID watch the movie and had an unhealthy obsession with Other Friends and Spinel's vibes in general but that doesn't really count#because I knew NOTHING else of the lore man......#anyways I'm. Getting off-topic what's new LMFAOOOOOOO
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Drew some family portraits to figure out how I want to draw everyone!! I was so brave and basically kept them in canon greyscale even though coloring is my favorite thing in the world 😤
#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#isat odile#isat bonnie#gotta say. no matter what website you're on 5 pics is an awkward amount#i experimented with using tints to bring in a little color without actually inserting color and i think that worked well#i also experimented with using textured brushes to add more visual interest but that worked less well. time-consuming for fairly-#imperceptible results since i also put my usual watercolor textures on top too#woulda been a lot quicker and less frustrating to just do flat colors and a couple extra texture layers!!#oh well i'm sure i've gained useful knowledge from the attempt#anyway i was so nervous about translating SUCH cartoony designs but it ended up less scary than i thought! i forgot i have fun doing that#though the one thing i got stuck on was bonnie's hat. if anyone knows like an irl equivalent PLS show meee i don't understand pillow hat 😭#anyway i'm excited to draw them in more interesting ways now >:333#silver.art#s.isat
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can't believe arcane s2 airs in a few days i can finally be insane about jinx again
#may uni let me draw again god bless free me from hell#estella.txt#one yearns for more jinx content#& to make lightcannon fan art again#but also genshin has consumed my whole being for the past year so i've been scribbling a lot of them (arlfr. mostly fufurin. & mochi.)
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im not watching the stream but ark said techno's dad mentioned bannerlord. if we get lost bannerlord content i will be a changed man
#PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE I WAS SO INVESTED#there are also two (2) deleted videos i would love to see again... i miss them#i've heard techno's dad has been digging stuff up in his hard drive and might be considering posting stuff ??#so it's been on my mind...#that 10 second video was so important to me. it's sitting in my list of favorites. privated rn 😔#cant watch bc i go in early tomorrow and also. gonna be honest i dont think i can do it jhfjfkd#i still havent really rewatched much of anything... still pretty hard on me to be honest#i can do a minute or two. my own clips ive posted and stuff#ive rewatched an admin abuse video and every video with zyper jhfjf. a tiny bit of bannerlord and mcsm#but like. havent been able to go back to smpe. havent rewatched things like the vr videos. idk#i do plan on rewatching the pokemon videos though im having a Pokemon Moment. BADLY.#it's all consuming. im so far gone guys#AND I WANNA POST ABOUT MY LITTLE AU BUT AAAAAUGH I CANT DRAW HIM AS A HUMAN I HATE IT#IVE TRIED. A LOT ACTUALLY ! I HAVE A BIG DRAFT WITH HIM AND IT'S ALL SHIT KFHFKH#might just draw his team.. idk#i wanna post art i promise. my last post was in january im dying#sorry im barely a person now i just have a lot of offline stuff i do now :V oh well#chat
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I've been thinking about stopping playing sims altogether... don't get me wrong, I love sims and I love the community and I miss the Bunnies so so so much. But I simply don't have time for all of my hobbies (which as of now consist of puzzles, crocheting, writing, reading, painting, and I want to add jewellery making to that list).
I feel conflicted about this choice because I know at some point I'll miss sims so much I'll want to play again... but then I'll get into it too much and neglect my other hobbies. Basically I think my relationship with sims is very toxic 😆
#anyway I'll have to think about this more#I've been really into making jigsaw puzzles and I've completed I think 6 of them this month already#sims is just so time consuming#loveryrambles
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