#so i sat on the floor

[a-sassy-bench]

life is short. sit on the floor while you grate cheese. things will be okay. or maybe actually they won't. but it doesn't matter. because you're on the floor. grating cheese.

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[yuviur]

Summer vacation, 4am.

Tons of easter eggs in this one! Click the image to find them (and for better quality ofc)

Close ups and process shots under the cut, description in alt text

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

[lighthouseshepard]

@strangerhawke sent me this surprise for my birthday and i havent been able to put it down since i got home and opened it up ;_;

[glitchedrabbit]

walking in with shame cause i posted this late…

but to be fair i was at the doctors office and needing to sanitize my entire room/bed because of my contagious infection…SO…i’ll give myself a little credit…

since i was late though, i decided i might as well go all out, and here it is <:)

sorry if you notice many messes and mistakes, i’m currently also on a bad mental state and drawing hasn’t been much on my mind, it’s been pretty badd, BUT IM NOT HERE TO VENT

we are here because ruin is already..a year old..GOD.

[valhallavalgrace]

How are you adjusting to the whole Norse mythology situation?

LEO: I’ve mostly been bugging some of the older einherjar, and Hunding, a little bit, to figure this place out. Do you know how cool it is that some people have been here since the industrial revolution?? There's no way that I'm the first of my dad's kids to make it here. I just don't know who to talk to about it.

((Leo's coping mechanism re: Norse mythology is just hating himself more bc of course he doesn't belong in his own afterlife. but he won't admit that to anyone bc he doesn't know who can be vulnerable with.))

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[jetskisonyourmoat]

Thinking about this clip from Warp Speed Chic today

And wondering about where that other documentary we were promised is….

[kevindavidday]

i was re-re-re-reading lessons in cartography by profenity (as one does) and i was hit with such an insane affection for andreil suddenly like i was 16 reading the same two people fall for each other and thinking yeah that sure is love and almost a decade later my thoughts haven't changed at all? cause ykw that™ sure is love

[thelaurenshippen]

I think being pressed through a pasta roller would fix me

[hammerhead-jpg]

*sniffing and crying* he's so me....

Also I didn't know what a mastiff was so the whole time I just imagined Mrs O'Leary as a regular wolf so I hope you can forgive me

[fangirlforeversthings]

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the hottest character entrance in cinenatic history:

[sqrkyclean]

yeah thats. what i thought. traumadumping i guess in the tags abt it.

[madsmilfelsen]

so anyways Rust met Claire when she proctored his GED exam

[hella1975]

in the showing up to the library with an overnight bag part of exam season

[tea-time-terrier]

Bless this tiny creature and her adaptability.

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally