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"omg i'm so will graham coded" i say anytime i can't sleep and get headaches
#so hey thats actually NOT normal#but i do love to romanticise#hannibal#will graham#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#murder husbands#hannibal tv show#hannigram
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its interesting to me when people write lily as being fragile and naive and weak to blood/violence when she literally helped defend two vampires who were bleeding to death from cat tribe members. hello? and she wields a greatsword? HELLO???
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles reads lch#i'll be honest out of all of the henituses she's my favorite#out of literally everyone she was kind of the first to jump at interacting with cale#(even though it was asking for a souvenir)#(she's also in an interesting spot where she is actually blood related to ((og))cale so she probably had like#more curiosity about him than the other two did)#(lil bro over there worrying about his place in the family and what he deserves meanwhile she's like. hey thats my orabeoni :3)#also its probably just because im dumb and the rest of the family is all about politics and territory management#god im glad SOMEONE in this family is normal (combat-oriented)
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I love your mm au so much literally if you made a series of one random one shots of just the bees and friends getting up to random shenanigans I would read it in a heartbeat
This is an old one but I might, actually. There were a lot of mini-scenes (and sex scenes) that got cut from the final product of MM due to story flow issues. There's this one scene I cut that I am turning into an art piece instead where they have a bath one morning and Blake sees Yang's stupid rubber ducky collection and asks if they can use them. Then they order pizza and have it while in the bath because what is life if you can't eat pizza while taking a bath (don't @ me about cleanliness ok let the girls live a little)
I really loved that scene, and I'm sad it didn't fit anywhere, but maybe some of y'all might actually wanna read it?
Other cut scenes include;
A very dirty sex scene after Lemon Custard that's full roleplay with the bees
Serena chases off new competition at the club (Neon Katt) by 'marking her territory' with Yang
The actual alley fight between Yang and the White Fang
Car sex LOL
Guy's Night 2.0 with Yang and Pyrrha but this time they have to track down Weiss and Blake WITH Ruby because they get lost after barhopping
Blake teaches Yang Bachata
Early Blake and Weiss before the events of MM when she was living with her for a while
More exploration of Blake dissociation issues
Flashback to Vernal teaching a teenage Yang how to shoot
A collection of mini-scenes that happen during the chapter called Eight that are meant to span over 8 months but don't fit the final product (small conversations, Blake and her parents, Weiss and Yang interactions, mundane stuff like that)
Where Emerald and Blake's long-standing rivalry comes from in literally everything
And a lot of bullshit small scene ideas that I've talked about in private with friends that were just misc details
Here's the sketch of that pizza bath scene as a treat
#midnightbeesfic#rwby#bumbleby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#nah fr I'm so normal about this AU#I have so much shelved content for them#I just don't want to overkill it LOL so I'm restraining what I'm actually sharing#I don't want to make /too/ much#The story is already extremely long-winded as it is#But I mean hey#if thats what yall want 👀
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we should throw tucker n epsilon into a closet together and force tucker to face his feelings before i strangle him
#rvb#red vs blue#lavernius tucker#im thinking about how fucking#epsilon comes back and everyones like woah hey church look guys church is back this is super totaly and fr church#and then tucker is in the corner like yep. yeah. thats church. totally didnt have my bestfriend die on me#and some completely other guy who acts like him sounds like him and people say its him comeinto my life#only for it to not actually be him#and i [tucker] have to deal with this silently and by myself#cause everyone else is so happy and things feel kinda normal again#but they arent#and they wont be#because church is dead#and tucker is the only one who has to sit with that#toonz talks
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Is Dark Spyro going to have a redemption arc?
Was going to answer this earlier but I was still tired haha!
but, YES !! I want him to be redeemed and not DIE as soon as he's interesting. But its' a slow redemption, its' about Spyro recognising his fears, angers and anxieties- because that's the only way to accept Dark Spyro as part of him.
They wouldn't get along all too well, but it becomes more like a sibling thing- Dark Spyro just becomes a very, very useless Skylander (He's lazy and stubborn and gives JV a run for his money)
#skylanders academy#skylanders#skylanders academy headcanons#skylanders spyro#dark spyro#spyro#headcanons#asks#skylanders ask#skylanders asks#SEND ME MOOOOREE#I LOVE ANSWERING THESE#i am dark spyros biggest defender rn#Spyro gets bullied by dark spyro#dark spyro is actually still good at giving advice#even if hes harsh about it#he becomes entirely neutralized by love which is cringe#flashwing bats her lashes and he melted#hey gang its me dark spyro im so nice and normal now#he says holding hands with flashwing#theyre both unbearable#spyro has a soft spot for dark spyro#but really hates him most of the time#brothers !!! thats mental
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Bruce, you're hot, but you do get some bad angles hun


Below just reminds me of that Fraudrin guy from Seven Deadly Sins

THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY CUTE THO

HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED. LIKE HIS ONLY THOUGHT IS "I can have toast for breakfast" OR ABOUT BANANAS OR SOMETHIN.
(Bruce AFO is right behind you-)
#that JAWLINE#hey bruce can you do that mewling thing real quickly about the jaw thing#i think u could do it#bruce and the rest really went NYOOM#as for the last pic bruce is really plain huh. if theyre giving him the ojiro treatment#i still like him tho. hes so cute#the last panel gives me curious george vibes. idk why#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#spoilers#bruce#ofa#one for all#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#poor bruce u get like. barely any dialogue or screen time#dont worry u got my attention#*holds up a very Normal Guy* this. this is a top favorite *is from a superhuman society anime*#i bet his hair is actually just a big fluffy puffball and thats why it stands up and puffs around when its tied back#bc if its straight falling down and just spikes. its not gonna look like that when its tied up
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I saw Wicked yesterday and it was pretty cute, I’d have liked it more if I were normal about The Wizard of Oz, but I am not. So, it was cute.
I like the strange little poly thing they have goin on, tho it feels close enough to the ol love triangle trope that I was a little irritated, but it was fine
It was very well produced, and as far as modern major Hollywood movies go, it was very good
#wicked the movie#I was really skeptical at first when I heard it was like “a wizard of oz backstory’#but i thought#hey let’s keep an open mind#it’s a very popular musical and has been for a long time#so the musical numbers will probably be fire and that’s the most important part#tragically most of those songs were not my style#I like maybe 3 songs and thats a maybe cause it may have been 2#maybe I’d have enjoyed it more if it were marketed to me as a wizard of oz alternate universe#since so much of it is just#wrong#ik ik that kinda thing is just part of art#but like I said#I’m not normal about the wizard of oz#I was really hoping I’d love it#and I was willing to overlook a lot#but there’s only so much I can overlook#like how Oz in the movie basically is a wizard#he doesn’t master in illusions and magic tricks#he’s one of the best goddamn mechanics out there#some steampunk level skill#and the emerald city is ACTUALLY green#missing the point they were missing the point#that’s not all but that’s the main thing I will not be getting over#unless they completely obliterate the emerald city and have to rebuild#and the wizard gets a lobotomy#but I mean half the point of the wizard of oz is that its all a dream so#that’s fine alternate universe whatever you can add depth to characters that shouldn’t have it#as a means to use them as a vehicle to tell a story you want to tell through characters people recognize I get it#but the Oz part makes me so mad cause it would have fit into the theme perfectly and they changed it cause why???
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Moeblob: (tries to establish a fish theme. likes to be called salmon.) FEH: Broccoli alts only, no negotiations.
(this is for you Leo.... I'm sorry........... you don't deserve it)
#bro idk how to tag joke art of me lmao im not an oc but whatever#thank you upcoming banner for ..... whatever the heck that was i guess#its almost 2am and i need to be sleeping but i had to draw this stupid thing#i love fish so much and i love being called salmon online and my main ff character is named tuna king but#id get broccoli alts because i mentioned im stressed out that i didnt know broccoli had a strong scent#and i steamed some broccoli and then my sister got home hours later and said oh you made broccoli and im like yeah but hey how did you know#and she opens the window as she says it still smells like it#H U H and then i lock myself in for broccoli alts for the rest of my life#that did actually happen lmao im sorry i dont have a sense of smell my b#i mean at least people comment on fishy smells being p strong so i can contextually know if a comment is made on a fish thats normal#but getting told broccoli smells THAT STRONG was like im .... whatst..... since when...... helpst.....
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ritsu and shou gaming. ritsu and shou climbing trees. ritsu and shou making a youtube video. ritsu and shou shopping. ritsu and shou skateboarding. ritsu and shou trying weird food. ritsu and shou staring contest. ritsu and shou playing club penguin. ritsu and shou hiking. ritsu and shou people watching. ritsu and shou ritsu and shou doing literally anything. i think they're friends and i think they should hang out
#ritsu kageyama#shou suzuki#ritsu#shou#mob psycho 100#mp100#shouritsu#ritshou#<- not necessarily#sho suzuki#sho#ok now we know theyve gone fishing together canonically (TECHNICALLY?) so id just love to hear more yknow like#i think theres a lot of potential here psychic powers or not!?!?!?!? and theyd make a funny duo.... imagine the shenanigans#ritsu being perceived as the straight guy but he actually gets silly with it and can be pretty naive or overlooks stuff#and shou being perceived as the silly reckless one but hes really responsible and plans things out properly and pays attention to details#me when the parallels oh goddd im sooo normal about mob psycho#this post is gonna get 0 notes This Is Fine i post for myself#i know the ritsu and shou friendship truthers feel the same#also thinking abt their dry ass texts like maybe shou being like ''hey ritsu wanna go to a rollercoaster'' and 2 days later ritsu like#'“Okay. When?'' and then shou ''idk june 27th?'' and thats how they make their plans if theyre not jsut bumping into each other and decidin#what to do in person. yknow? yknowww?!!! am i wrong or am i an understanderer
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on the topic of cortisol or adjacent high stress physical disorders idk what to tell people but "looking fatter than i am" is pretty much a non problem compared to "the smallest physical inconvenience can incapacitate for days and also no matter how long i sleep i never feel like i rested and also my hair falls off if you look at me hard enough"
#personal#then again people care more about perceived beauty than anything else#like when i was a teen id get horrible acne on my back which actually incapacitated me from doing a bunch of shit in pe class#and yet people were all like 'nah man youre overreacting at least its not on your face'#idk i liked being able to bend my torso like a normal person#(dw im far better on that particular aspect rn)#(not on a bunch others though. we currently believe that my allergies may be a result of anxiety and so were the extreme pain episodes i go#so lol. lmao)#but hey at least i dont look like im over 20kg overweight so like thats totally cool and fine right?
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My doctor tried to get my insurance to cover the antidepressant meds I take bc the ones they do cover don't work for me or give me horrendous side effects and they denied the claim within like 3 days what if I killed myself in front of you
#s.txt#FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE. YEARS I FEEL NORMAL. I FEEL DECENT.#AND NOW ILL PROBABLY HAVE TO CHANGE MEDA BC I CANNOT AFFORD 100+ DOLLAR MEDICATION#like what is tge fucking point of fair pharmacare if you only cover some meds#and then when a doctor says Hey my patient needs this med covered bc these other ones dont work!#theyre like <3 no <3#fuck you fuck you fuck you.#i actually just want to give up im so tired man.#like i cannot stress enough i cannot afford it 120 dollars every 3 months is not in the cards for me im only working one day a week rn#bc i was in school and now thats the only shifts available bc its winter#fuck!!!!!!!!
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JUST REMEMBERED THE FIRST TIME I EVER GOT DUMPED. CRYING…
#i was actually crying at the time but in retrospect possibly one of the funniest things thats ever happened to me#they were breaking up with me and i started crying and they were like (judgementally) are you CRYING?#i was like yes??? youre breaking up with me?#like i wasnt devastated or anything it did not feel like the end of the world but i was getting dumped and i was upset abt it so i was#crying. i thought this was very normal of me but apparently they did not agree#and then a few days later i was like hey are you doing ok. like i know were not together anymore but you were having a hard time and im#worried about you. and instead of being like ‘yeah im fine thanks for asking’ or ‘i dont think i can do just friends sorry’ they just#blocked me on everything and i never heard from them ever again <3#WAIT AND THEY DIDNT EVEN DUMP ME PROPERLY. THEY SAID WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK#pretty funny tbh#mine
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tavros my tavBro
#he makes gross jokes and shit but i think if some was like Hey that actually makes people uncomfortable when you say that#hed be like oh shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry#its not his fault hes weird he doesnt know when 2 say shit or whats acceptable Hes like me when i was like 10 or 11#nobody ever showed him😢😢😢😢almost everyones sooo mean 2 him even when theyre being nice theure mean about it#legs sawed off in his sleep without any prior warning Thats fucked up!!!!!#u know that thing where you are pathetic and lame on your own but when youre around someone else equally so you can suddenly Do the thing#like your entire personality changes and you are suddenly confident and able to ask questions n shit that would normally scare you too much#if i was around tavros id get god powers or something Hes like the most potent example#i said suddenly Twice wuld u looka that
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"Do not question vector sigma [computer which grants them all life], it was [created] by those far greater than you"
sorry werent yall all created by beings who want you to be non sentient servants. seems like a good reason to question it.
#some shit#its not called cisformers#so did i finish the show or didnt i? 3 part special ender thats just to introduce some NEW other gimick toys#WHICH then only the japanese half of the company said yeah okay. give us a season of that#ill check it out. ofc. where i stick with is. im open to it. wikipedia says its NOT actually the same premise as this seaming stealth pilot#just the same toys. lol.#ANYWAY. point of the actual post. just normal lore incompatiablity. vector sigma doesnt make as much sense in the#'created as robot workforce turn sentient' recgoning of things but hey what do i know
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One more "hehe projection" onto Ruben post for the night.
Ruben didn't realised how fucked his mom's behavior was until he met the others. Like he'd be telling what he thought was a "cute fun story" about his childhood and finish to the others looking at him like "what the actual fuck". And he's like "what?" And they're like "dude that's so fucked up and not normal"
And the rest was Veronica hating history
#this was literally how i found out my mom sucked#i think the story i was telling was about how when i was like 9 or 10 and in elemenrty school still i hadnt cleaned my room#my mom was and still is a clean freak and hated this so she threatened me that if i didnt clean my room shed deport me to go live with mxy#dominican grandparents when i have sensory issues with food and i couldnt speak or understand a lick of spanish then either#i meantioned this to my dad a couple of years ago and mentioned how she was joking about it and he told me he was terrified at that point in#time because he knew she was 100% serious#brought it up to her a bit later and she said she 100% stood by that decision and throught process#and this shit had been so normal to me that i didnt realise it wasnt okay or normal until my new band friends freshman year told me#“hey thats actually really fucked up”#so#anyways#long ass story in the tags ig#if this gets out#itgo#ruben montez#i love projecting#he is like me so he must also suffer
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