#so fucking embaressed by it

[skylarkking]

Okay okay consider this stupid ass idea

What if

And here me out

What if dubstep was like, all curse words to cybertronians?

Like

How fucking funny would that be?

[tatck]

This was supposed to be part of the expression tutorial, but i don't know what to note here other than its hard to 1:1 recreate a human expression on a sonic character. You really gotta adapt it.

[lisaphantasia]

Honestly seeing some of the things from 'fans' aimed at Luke today has been a challenge

[peachy-doodles]

has been forever since aggie moment.... so behold. aggie moment.

[onlyasimp4nobody]

[pegasusrightsforall]

(Kisses you 😏)

(Kisses you 🥺)

(Kisses you 😜)

Bonus hilorenz:

[aloeverabagel]

Thinking of the time i went to someones house and i met their dog, who as really fucking fast so i thought they had two identical dogs so i went "haha nice dogs :) i thought you had a really fast dog for a second not two of them" ans rhey gave me a confused smile but said nothing of it

There was one dog.

There wasent two.

It was one, really fucking fast dog.

[parapsychoiogy]

everyone is so lucky i didnt know what kinning was when i was 11 and stuck and bible camp i would have turned out so insufferable

[imthatwannabeauthor]

.

[jingledbells]

my god how the fuck do i not have a sideblog at this rate

[howabhwmwn]

there will be a harry potter tv show with jkr as executive producer and i want to just.. idk stop living in this reality? i just want to be done

[kittytittie5]

Nothing will be sadder than me getting into a show I previous had 0 interest in than seeing one of the antagonists and finding him hot and breedable

[sunnystarxd]

im so sorry for stucky posting in 2024…… im so sorry 😭😭 im going through something rn let me have this ok.. let me have this

[astrangeghost]

erm hehe. hegheghe :3

[fruityfukinsockboy]

I fucking left one of my Jeremiah stickers in my car accidentally and my boyfriend saw it

[oh-no-its-bird]

Really stupid au where when they were younger, Kakashi and Obito shared an accidental kiss a lot like Sasuke and Naruto. (Kakashi commits to his mask shortly after but will never not insist it's unrelated)

Years later and Kakashi, trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke ab their own embaressing accidental first kiss, shares his own story

Then, years later when Obito reveals himself on the battlefield, instead of going "woah, another Uchiha!?" when he hears his name, Naruto can't help but point and shout OH MY GOD UR THE GUY WHO KISSED SENSEI!!!!!!!!

Instant dead silence. (Obito wants to die)

Sakura, who never heard the story ab how it was a one time accidental kiss: "omg... sensei's childhood boyfriend went evil on him... this is so fucked up"

Obito is VIOLENTLY thrown off by this turn of events (and also hasn't actually thought ab it in years oh my god that did happen didn't it)

Kakashi, seeing how badly it threw him off, and also the kind of person who plays hard into throwing people off and generally fucking w them to gain an edge, seeing Sakura mumbling ab lovers to enemies and just kinda goes "Yeah Obito I can't believe you'd do this to me I thought we had smthn special."

"Yeah a rivalry????"

"So I was only ever a way for u to get stronger,, figures u were using me,,,"

[Confused Obito car crash noises]

Sakura yells smthn ab him being a deadbeat and how Kakashi can do so much better and Naruto is instantly shouting in agreement as Sasuke stands there like "hn." Which is basically the same thing for him

Kakashi just starts straight up lying actually

"What about all those picnics we went on... watching the sun set over konoha..."

"Are you talking about when Minato said we weren't allowed to come back inside till we stopped arguing and ate on opposite ends of the roof bc we couldn't even look at eachother without yelling???"

"It was so romantic."

Obito, starting to actually doubt himself, "was that a date????"

(It was not.)

"You died in my arms..."

"I died under a rock"

"We literally got eye married" (not a thing, he just made this up 3 seconds ago)

"We got WHAT" (no one can prove him wrong tho bc no surviving Uchiha knows that much ab their clans marriage traditions)

"Oh my god sensei's husband is a deadbeat" - sakura, horrified (and maybe a little delighted)

"Figures." -Sasuke, who's been in proximity w Obito for some time now and absoloutley believes every word ab this topic Kakashi is saying

"Woah. This is almost as bad as the fact he murdered my parents when I was a baby dattebayo" - Naruto who's priorities are NOT what they should be

"Ok. I wouldn't go that far." - Sasuke, who's priorities are also fucked but not THAT fucked, oh my god Naruto

"No, no he's right. We should kill him even harder for this" - Sakura, who doesn't actually agree but wants an excuse for more juicy sensei love drama (and also wants to see Obito beaten to death anyways)