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[littlestkoi-n]

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So Michael Yew is canonically a ghost.

His body was never found which means he never got a funeral.

In Ancient Greece funerals were kind of a big deal. Greeks didn't hold them just to say goodbye to their loved ones, they believed a funeral was the only way for the dead to get to Hades. No proper burial - no proper afterlife. You're stuck upstairs. Not to mention refusing to bury your dead or waiting too long to do it was extremely disrespectful to the gods. That's why Achilles dragging Hector's corpse around in the Iliad was such a horrifically wrong move on his part. Killing him was righteous revenge but parading his corpse was a terrible insult.

And Michael, the poor lad, never got a proper burial. I guess Rick never thought of the implications of that. He's haunting his siblings as we speak. Maybe Nico can send him down the Bryce Lawrence way though technically this way shouldn't be possible either. Bryce's ghost should have remained upstairs after Nico pulled it out of his body. He should have been required to be buried afterwards. But that's a debate to have some other time.

[tmnt-has-ruined-me]

Can rise Leo drive??? I genuinely don’t remember. I like to think he can’t

Id be funny if Rise leo and the 2012 tmnt bros were left together and he’s like “Oh I’ll drive us there” and everyone else is like “Well I mean he can probably drive he’s Leo so he wouldnt do something that irresponsible” and it’s followed by 30 minutes of screaming as Rise leo continuously just barely avoids crashing

[oifaaa]

i feel like i'm going to regret asking, but what do you mean about supergirls pussy shield?

Oh your definitely gonna regret asking this as I introduce you to karas new 52 supergirl outfit and the pussy shield

[kamomie]

I'm having so much doubt about Fred.

Was he always genuine towards q!Tubbo, and is he still?

Was he at the beginning just doing his job and gaining an inside source for cucurucho and the federation? But then actually started liking q!Tubbo and actually befriending him?

Was he befriending him genuinely at first, but now he's been reconditioned and is just using q!Tubbo as a source?

Was he befriending him genuinely, but has now been done away with and q!Tubbo is now writing with Cucurucho, Osito Bimbo or a new worker in order for them to gain intel?

[woetothepeople]

How normal people say Danny's name: Daniel

How those Twin AU dp x dc crossover people say Danny's name: Danyal

[majorproblems77]

I have taken on a task that may be ambitious. It involves WAY too much running around in SKSW. And way too many trips to the Nintendo photo downloader thing. (Why does that take so long anyway like bruh)

Would you like a hint about what I'm doing?

Sure.

Sleepy link is sleepy

[woahjo]

what is bg3 like... like it's an rpg i gather??? but i can't figure out the game play... it's dnd based right??? so is it a campaigning game where you do dungeons and stuff?? but im confused bc people also talk about it like it's kinda otome adjacent.. so it is majority social???? also can it realistically and decently run on a mac?

[alexanaraxadel]

this might be because i never watched the boys but i'm sitting on the ending of gen v and i am? so confused? what is this homelander's deal? why did vought/god u villainize all their seven hopefuls (plus emma a random girl who wasn't even rly involved) and cast the two unhinged human-haters (affectionate) as the heroes? is that not a terrible pr strategy (like was cate not just on livestream blowing up a guy's head??)? also how are they going to explain where sam came from (with golden boy's same last name)? and finally how in the world did vought or god u or whoever get cate and sam to agree to be their puppets (if they even did) (somehow i doubt they'd go for that??)????

[runemyth0]

Saw someone proposing a theory that Suletta already has extensive GUND implants, which I wholeheartedly support. But now that we know it’s been 21 years since her fourth birthday, that calls a lot of stuff into question. First and foremost, she should be 25. Which, unless that school is more of a college than a high school, would explain everything fine. (Except I just read the short story and Suletta is 15/16, so that’s def out).

But if it’s more of a high school (for teenagers) (it is), then I propose another idea: Complete GUND Format Lifeform. In order to survive in space, humanity replaced their fragile and delicate meat with metal and artificial sinew. Eventually, theoretically, they reach the level of being able to perform full body replacements. And our Suletta is one of them.

[amenti-aardwolf]

I mean yes, very Florida, but I have questions:

1) How did he get inside it? Shouldn't there just be a little hole for blowing it up-?

2) How did he breathe in there? And did he bring food and water in there? I must know.

3) Why didn't the police just cut the inflatable open? I mean, I wouldn't want to cut open such a beautiful item, either, but still.

4) Where can I get one?!? It looks like it would be fun at the beach.

And also, I imagine him getting out like this:

[godforsakenchaos]

ik people say to ignore the sad thoughts past 11pm, but what about the ones that hit at 7?

[silent-rascal]

not me having a constant tummy ache at family gatherings cos i feel like a red witch waiting to be burned at the stake.

[dozenssporks]

love how everyone is speculating and raving in the tags like

fans: but how do the plants make food what forms does it come in how is cloth made how does that guy have a saxophone is there a saxophone making plant why is there wood there’s no trees how does this all work I need to understand

nightow: shhhh *gently places a weird cowboy in their hands and does not answer the question*

[l3viat8an]

Lucifer is just so in love and obsessed with you. not in a scary way or anything- but in a very soft way, just melting completely whenever the simplest, everyday things remind him of his little lamb you.

it can be anything, really, maybe he sees your favorite pastry in a bakery or something in a shop window he thinks you’d like or maybe he simply passes somebody in the street that has the same hair color as you.

and before he can stop himself, Lucifer is reaching into his pocket for his phone to call you a soft little smile on his face. even if he can only hear your voice for a few seconds it’ll make his day so much better <3

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[queeringclassiclit]

Which adaptation of Sherlock Holmes is the most queer?

*not including House M.D. because it's not really an adaptation, or any overtly queer pastiches like My Dearest Holmes or The Adventure of the Furtive Festivity because that's not really a fair contest