#so cute aaaaaaargh

[istadris]

Super Mario AU where everything is the same, including the fact that the Mario Bros are the cutest and most shaped protagonists ever *.

Except the villains think it too.

For the Mushroom Kingdom and other countries, Mario and Luigi are the human equivalent of quokka or kitties in terms of rage-inducing cuteness. They’re not even trying, they’re seriously trying to stop evil schemes and half of the time they win because they’re distracting the bad guys with their gap moe :

Bowser grabs Mario during a battle and yells at him "how DARE you being so cute with your big blue eyes and your soft little cheeks !!"

King Boo stalks Luigi during a Mansion ghost hunt but everytime Luigis turns around, KB has to hide his face in his arms because "he's too freaking cute I can't take it aaaaaaargh!!"

"Count Bleck we captured this cute little man in a hat, can we keep him?” “He’s a good guy, we can’t afford that ris-” *gets a sleeping Luigi shoved in his face like Rafiki with Simba* “...Fine, just turn him into a villain and make sure he doesn’t make a mess”

Cackletta and Fawful let Luigi run around in the cute pink gown despite cornering him and pretended the ship’s canon didn’t work after he escaped from their ship because “HE’S USING THE DRESS AS A LITTLE PARACHUTE WE CAN’T SHOOT THAT DOWN”

Antasma spends the whole of Dream Team longing for that weird little green bean who has such delicious dreams and the moment Mario and Dreamy Luigi face him in his final boss fight, he immediately grabs Luigi and doesn’t want to let him go.

Bowser again, whenever he gets his hands on both brothers, they end up escaping because his brain short-circuits, he wants to pet the both of them but he only has two hands ??? Why can’t  he hold all these plumbers ?? (He’s a moron who could hold them both in one hand)

*Kirby doesn’t count, he’s entropy made flesh

[boxxie-does-art]

Another review cause I don't really feel like drawing currently ^^'

The moment I write this I'm literally on the verge of tears. Why? Because I decided to play T2A2G (guys the name is too long I'm not type all that TT) and these two guys are killing me from being so cute.

It's the first time a play in...months? A year??? IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR SINCE I FIRST PLAYED THAT!! this is a shock for me, I feel really nostalgic about it as it is the first OW related vn I've ever. Although I took some time before really getting into it, I remember I was already crazy about the characters and Iggy and Genzou's dynamic!!! I like how Genzou's always here for Iggy regardless of the context. We all need a Genzou in our life. Genzou supremacy. Imma rise an army to defend this cause.

Ooh and I'm not sure about what I'm saying but T2A2G is one of the first OW side games, if not the very first right? The texting-like mechanics made me think a lot of Cinderella (really like that type of vn btw), I like how the conversations kind of leveled up when it comes to texting. Not sure about what I'm saying but Our Cinderella is way more lively (perhaps thanks to Genzou's delightful humour and that there's no choice to make involving Iggy feeling uncomfortable/more anxious than he already is like in T2A2G). Anyway, still really like T2A2G and the classic of the home screen that changes when we get the true ending (THAT ONE GETS ME EVERYTIME, MY HEART GET ALL TINGLY AND I CRY FROM OVERWHELMING CUTENESS HOW)

WAIT ALSO THE CG WAS ILLEGALY ADORABLE IGGY IS SO SO CUTE!! THAT LITTLE BEING HE SO AAAAAAARGH.. (in case you wonder I'm perfectly sane).

Replaying that game AFTER getting to know them is another experience, I was squealing and screaming through the whole thing😭 so much nostalgia.. I recall the times where I played it on that old computer that died (it was a real antiquity. Have a new one, it still sucks but we do with it ^^')

Anyway, it was just to say that Genzy's definitly my will to live. I'd kill for them. Commit slaughter. I love them. Yes.

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Propaganda why Kazuya Kinoshita is insufferable:

Pathetic loser who never grows as a character and drags down the lives of the girls around him because he’s so selfish

Bland boring loser gets a whole bunch of cute girls to actually fall in love with him by being an absolute pissant go away challenge

After his girlfriend dumps him, Kazuya hires a rent-a-girlfriend (basically a sex worker without the actual sex) to accompany him on a date. They have a great time together and go their separate ways. Afterwards when he goes to leave a review, he sees all the other good reviews and gets jealous because she's being hired by other men, and leaves a one-star review out of spite. This is his starting point and he barely gets better, constantly making his personal issues other people's problem.

Propaganda why Rintaro Okabe is insufferable:

He's sexist: he feels ashamed to be in the same lab as Kurisu, a genius, so he spends his time saying sexual jokes to embarass her. He is super annoying with his complotist larping. Why wouldn't he shut up? (Actually he shuts up at the middle at the story, the point where it becomes good).

Also transphobic stuff (the "but he's a boy" joke... *aaaaaaargh*).

Commits insufferably to the bit.Will cut off and correct you if he thinks you're in the wrong.Severe Mary Sue syndrome of sorts but that varies wildly alongside his emotional state.Does not shut up ever.Misgenders and gropes his friend after transing her(It's a whole story but the way they treated them before wasn't ideal either).Technically caused an apocalypse but the rest of the main cast were accomplices in this so it doesn't really count.Creates a time loop so he doesn't have to face his friends's deaths and inevitably goes insane and tries to kill them all.Causes property damage to his landlord's home near daily.Gives his friends false hope that they'll be granted their greatest wish only to go back and say he has to undo them because they caused too much temporal distortion.All of them forget this happened but still.Kills a friend's dad,again technically.Don't think I've said he's obnoxious yet but if I did it bears repeating

His voice is so grating and is the reason I didn’t want to watch the show.

A young man who hides his insecurities below an neverending overconfident RP.

Because Kurisu, a scientific genius girl, challenges his authority in his flat, he regularly humiliates her by telling sexual things she finds embarassing.

Plus there is some other sexist and transphobic stuff I don't need to go into.

I know in the second half of the story he loses his mask and actually show his vulnerable and caring side. But gosh, he is so unbearable in the first half!

[cinhomi]

Cough cough

Back from the trenches baby, every week is a big exam apparently in said trenches (why am I studying medicine again?🙂)

Yknowwww that Jilix thought coincides with one I had as well, Hannie being an insane power bottom and Felix just looking stunned for most of the time as he just controls the whole situation.

Of course Felix’s pillow prince time is short-lived as he regains composure and mounts Ji in a puppy pose and fucks him stupid, cheek buried in the pillow, eyes rolled back, tears, drool, flushed face, messy hair.

Ugh the sunshine twins are just😖

(Not me listening to Russian roulette as I type this😭)

-🍯

MY HONEY BABY YOU'RE BACK TOO 😭💔💔 I hope your exams went well! and that you're taking care of yourself. *holds slipper threateningly*

ANY-FUCKING-WAY this addition to my post UGH I'D P A Y TO SEE THAT I'm actually crazy about them. IMAGINE LIKE MINHO AND HYUNJIN WATCHING THEM AAAAAAARGH THAT'S SO- SO- AAAAAAAH

"regains composure and mounts Ji in a puppy pose and fucks him stupid" because Felix's just as desperate, ramming his cock inside that pretty ass. let's not forget Jisung probably humps the mattress helped by every push of Fefe's thrusts <3 they pull each other's hair, they flick their cute rosy nipples, they lick and kiss and bite everywhere and fuck like little bunnies because in reality Felix needs his little hole to be taken care of too so they're just two little sunshines making a mess of drool and cum while they whine and mewl and moan andー

I don't want to write mxm stories here but... if I could... add this... as... as a part of a threesome........ would you like that guys? 😶‍🌫️

[acrazybayernfan]

your profile pic!!!! i cant get over his hair its SOOO FLUFFY.. great pick he looks sauuurrr cozy 🧸

OMG when I saw this picture I was like "I need to see this everyday of my life" I'm so obsessed with his hair these days. All this messy fluffy curls aaaaaaargh !!! It makes him look like a little plushy or cute dog, and I almost feel the need to pet him hahaha

[alexxx-xx]

Hyunlix X reader FF

Living together ep. 1/?

Warnings: none

____________________________________ Before starting with the story, let's talk about Yn~

Yn is a young girl who studies in an university but sadly school fee is too expensive and she couldn't pay the bills for her apartment so she got kicked out by the owner of the house.

Then she found another apartm/ no wait I'll talk about it in the story

Back to the story⬇️⬇️⬇️

_________________________________________

YN POV

It's a cold and foggy day and I just rang the bell of the house. *Waiting for someone to open the door*

When I firstly saw this house on the internet I was so excited cuz it was literally perfect for me and also the rent wasn't too high. Then I found out that even other two boys are interested in it. I hoped they would find another one but none of them changed their mind. Sooooooo we decided to live there together. The good side is that everyone will pay for one bill so I won't spend much. The bad side.... Well, it's that I don't know this boys.😅 What if they are maniacs?!

Oh wait *realizing only now that the door is already opened*

Ok I should go maybe they already are inside

Ugh, how many stairs are there... Oh right, I forgot it is at 5th floor

Finally I'm here. I ring again the bell and an old man opens the door

Owner of the House:- welcome Ms... Yn, right?

Yn- yes it's me

Ooth- Come in, feel at ease

I thank him and he makes me sit on the chair.

The apartment is really small, I don't know how am I gonna live sharing the house with other people. It is made by the living room (which is also the bedroom), a small kitchen and an even smaller bathroom.

I hear the bell ringing again. Right after that a hot boy comes in. Gosh he's so 🔥. Oh gosh he's coming beside me aaaaaaaargh help I need Hobi water!!!!!

?- Hello, I'm Hyunjin. You're yn right?

Yn- Ye-yes I'm yn

He lightly nods then he starts watching his phone

Goshhhhh I'M SO EMBARRASSED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!!!!!!!! HE ALSO REMEMBERS MY NAME FROM THE EMAIL I WROTE TO HIM AND THE OTHER BOY AAAAAAARGH *embarrassing minutes finally pass*

The doorbell rings again. Phew, the things were getting too embarrassing. The other boy also comes in.

OMGGGGGGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE TOTALLY THE OPPOSITE OF HYUNJIN GOSHHHHHHH

His eyes start roaming around the tiny apartment until he sees us sitting at the table. He approaches us and the house owner does the same.

______________________________________________________________

Time skips around an hour later

Finally it's finished! We all signed the papers and we'll go and live there in less than a week. During this days I'm going to stay at my bestie's house.

Also the boys are really nice, but I got a bit scared of Felix (the other boy)'s voice, it's so deep lol

Anyway, this adventure will be really fun

[viatagrinner]

Silvio Ricci.

Beauty and the Beast’s First Love.

Chapter 2.

Part 2/1

I look alternately at Lord Silvio, who is frowning, and at the woman who is standing at the front of the room and begins to cry, sobbing.

(What's my line...)

(No, it's more than that...)

Scattered around the woman's feet were broken tea cups.

(She probably brought us tea.)

MC: Are you hurt?

I rush over to her and for some reason she is taken off.

Woman:... I was serious...

MC: Serious?

Woman: ... About Lord Silvio, I mean..

(Ah... Oh...)

I turned around, having guessed everything.

Lord Silvio was making an indifferent face, not losing his arrogant attitude.

MC:... Lord Silvio.

Silvio: I don't know.

Silvio: I just a bite to eat and gave you something for it.

(That must be a misunderstanding...)

Woman: Lord Silvio, this is.. Is it true that you are with this person?Silvio: Yes, it is true. You heard me.Woman: Oh, no...You lie..

(...She really liked him.)

The woman seemed to lose control and burst into tears. I quickly tried to support her, but she shoved me away.

(My chest hurts.. I have to confess to her that this is a fake).

I don't know what Lord Silvio's purpose is, but I don't want to be part of such an act, trampling someone's love.

MC: Please rest assured. I am...What?!

Silvio: You don't like being a mistress? Then I'll make you my lover.

Part 2/2

I don't know when he got behind me, but Lord Silvio covers my mouth and throws an unkind look at me.

(This guy...)

Even as I dug my nails into his hand, Lord Silvio only raised his eyebrows, but didn't let go.

Silvio: What, you're that happy?

MC: Mmph!!

Silvio: Don't worry, I've decided you're the only woman at Rhodolite.

Silvio: I'm not in a very good mood right now.

(Scoundrel... He's such a scoundrel!)

Lord Silvio holds me even tighter as I break free.

The bodies were more closely spaced, and I was suddenly sweating/felt hot.

(Wait, this is...)

Woman: Ah...Aaaaaaargh!

Unable to control her emotions, the woman runs off, dropping tears.

(In the end, the misunderstanding could not be cleared up...)

Silvio: Don't try to talk too much, dumbass.

As soon as the woman was gone, Lord Silvio purred in my ear.

MC: M-mmph...!

Silvio: What?

Finally the hand goes away, I turn around and take a deep breath.

Part 2/3

MC: Please catch up and apologize, right now!

Silvio: What? I have to apologize for not doing anything...?

MC: Just do it!

Silvio: I don't know what you mean!

(Are you serious?)

I was stunned, but Lord Silvio grabbed my mouth...

Silvio: I mean, you've got some nerve talking to me like that, don't you?

MC: ...Hmm...

I'm not in pain, but the words are blocked again.

Silvio: And don't look at me so impudently.

Silvio: You're going to "thank" me, right?

(Of course, I wanted to thank Lord Silvio for helping me.)

(But there are some things that are non-negotiable).

I forcefully squeezed Lord Silvio's hand. Although I was no match for a man's strength, I wanted to show my will to resist.

Silvio: You're really not that cute.

(I don't need that.)

Company Owner: Um...

As the sparks are scattered, the owner of the company, who was a little far away, calls out modestly.

Silvio: Yeah, sorry about all the fuss.

Company owner: No, not at all! I'm sorry, too. I'll tell my daughter later.

(...She was your daughter.)

Silvio: Huh, well, whatever. Let's get on with the business meeting as planned.

Lord Silvio took his hand away from my mouth as if nothing had happened. Instead, he grabbed my hand and returned to his seat.

(You mean you won't let me go?)

There was so much I wanted to say.

But I couldn't, because a serious business meeting had begun.

MC: Is the worst.

Silvio:.... Still saying.

Part 2/4

As soon as the business meeting was over and I stepped outside, I chuckled my words to Lord Silvio. Even now, when time had passed and I had cooled down, my heart was still crushed by guilt.

Silvio: Forget it. I brought you here in the first place to get rid of this one.

(Ha, I thought that was thinly veiled, but...)

MC: Does Lord Silvio not have a human heart?

Even if you can't respond to a woman's feelings, there must be a way to say no.

It was because Lord Silvio's diagnosis was made with such inhumanity, as if another man's heart had been rolled into a ball and thrown into a crumb basket, that I felt a sudden rush of anger.

Silvio: The human heart? Is it necessary for business?

(Hey...)

Silvio: I don't have that attitude with all women.

Silvio: Because a profitable woman is worth paying to keep around.

Silvio: But that woman I just met, she's not interested in me.

Silvio: I wanted to push her away earlier, but it wasn't easy, because she's the daughter of a business partner.

MC: You were supposed to be polite... so you tried to make me your mistress, to make her give you up.

Silvio: Yeah. ... But what was that attitude of yours?

Silvio: Next time you embarrass me, you won't get away with it!

(Lord Silvio doesn't think he did anything wrong at all.)

Part 2/5

Until now, I never thought of Silvio as a "good man. But I never thought of him as a man who trampled on people's hearts with his feet.

MC:....Okay, I see what you mean.

Silvio: What, you're awfully honest/obedient!

When I stopped, Lord Silvio, who was walking a few steps ahead, looks back.

MC: It is now clear to me that Lord Silvio is the worst scoundrel to trample on hearts.

Silvio: What? Hey, are you fighting with me?

MC: I am!

Silvio:........ 

MC: Lord Silvio, don't you think you can do whatever you want with what you don't make money on?

Silvio: It's just a hassle. It would have been better to spend the time and effort on something else.

Silvio: What doesn't make money isn't worth caring about.

(... I'm devastated, I don't think like that).

MC: Money is not everything!

MC: That woman really liked Lord Silvio. It didn't matter if it was about money or anything else...

Silvio: You don't know if it doesn't matter or not, do you? A lot of women come to me for money.

MC: Definitely not what you just said!

(...It wasn't the money that made her cry.)

MC: Don't you understand that, Lord Silvio?

Silvio: Yeah. I have no idea what you're talking about.

MC: ....Lord Silvio, you must be missing something important as a human being.

I know that I am talking impudently to a prince of another country.

But I couldn't help saying it, because the tears I saw were still burning in my mind.

MC: If that's what you always think...

MC: I don't think anyone could love Lord Silvio!

The air suddenly changes as I utter words bordering on verdict.

Silvio:...You!

Lord Silvio, who raised his eyebrows in displeasure, closed the distance between me and...

[kingdomofvellia]

Alice: Zara, may I borrow one of your- Oh, you're going out? Zara: Yes I am. Alice: Wow! Where are you going?

Zara: Alexander is taking me to Elbern. Alice: Oooh, lucky! Their saffron pasta is amazing! Zara: Sure it is.

Alice: You don't seem very happy about it. Zara: What are you talking about? I'm absolutely stoked. Alice: I can see that.

Alice: Is something wrong? Zara: Of course not! Other than that poopy baby your carrying. Alice: Oh, yes I guess you’re right, I just changed him but I suppose I need to fix that. Zara: Please.

Zara: No but really, I’m just tired and feeling a bit under the weather. I am fine Alice: You sure? Zara: Mm-hm, one night won’t kill me.

Zara: After all, going out gives me a chance to finally wear this cute dress I got ages ago. Alice: Too true! You look stunning. Zara: Thank you, Alice, you’re too kind.

Zara: I’ve got to go now though, but I’ll talk to you later. Alice: Have a nice evening! Zara: You too! I’ll call you if I can bring any leftovers back home. Alice: You’re the best - Oh and if you run into Leo, please tell him I love him. Zara: Will do~ Byebye!

Alice: Well then, Freddybear, let’s take care of that poopy diaper of yours.

Alice: Even thought I just changed it! Is that why you’re so happy, you little poopy-monster!

—————————-🌚 Tw: Implied torture.

Phone: Bzz bzz Alice: ...

Phone: Bzz bzz Alice: ...

Phone: Bzz bzz Alice: ... Hang up...

Phone: Bzz bzz Alice: ... Uuugh, screw you...

Alice: *Sigh*

Alice: ... Gunter...?

Alice: ... I didn’t know he knew how to sent videos- ???: -AAAAARGH-

???: STOP PLEASE, PLEASE, NO- DON’T! AAAAAAARGH- Alice: Gunter!?

Phone: ... Alice: ... 

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

i love your art so much! it's so cute and recognizable as yours but i can still see the characters underneath and aaaaaaargh!! anyway i think you're cool, have a great year

???!!!! ur so sweet thank you

[jedimayukidaawesome]

Heart Scenes for Xenia Season 6 Episodes 1-3

Hello my beauties! Welcome back to my Heart Scene recommendations, where I do unpaid work for Voltage’s increased revenue, much like their creators pre-strike. I am starting this off by screaming “AAAAAAARGH!!!” because I have been screaming for the past hour and a bit since the episodes dropped. A strong start for Xenia’s next season, and I have great expectations for the rest of this season, and with the way things are looking at going, to the next season or two as well.

Before I review, in my extremely biased opinion; when it comes to Xenia - TREAT 👏YO 👏SELF!!!👏 Buy ALL the heart scenes you can - you deserve it. With my objective opinion, here’s what I believe:

Choice A is a must in my books. Hands down, no contest, this is the one you buy. Without spoiling anything (because we would want that, eh Voltage?!), it’s world-building, character building, and vital in a relationship way. It’s grieving, it’s comforting, it’s knowledgeable and tender, and a powerful scene well worth its cost. I honestly think that it’s one of the best, if not the best heart scenes Xenia has had. I cannot recommend this enough, truly.

Choice B is such a tease. Damn though; Xenia’s writer has read all of our lewd testi-moan-ies in Sin Bin Horny Jail, and projected that onto the MC. She needs to have the room to herself so she can rut that libido out of herself until Xenia is ready imo.

Choice C is interesting in a knowledge way, not so much in a plot way but in a backstory way. It leaves us with crumbs of the past for us to peck at; not enough to fill ourselves fully, but enough to sate some of the hunger. It’s at least intriguing, and has some addition plot wise, so a solid choice all around.

As I said before, Choice A is a must. If I could only buy one scene, I would choose this scene every time. At the same time though it’s Xenia, so throw your fucking wallet right at the creators.

Stay frosty fam and I will see you next time with Cecelia!

P.S. I love the fact that Piama is a route but fuck she and Ruelle are still so cute together! This season is showing more and more of that RuellexPiama fluff! In moments like these; I hate that there’s a five screenshot cap

[thedenofravenpuff]

I hope your safe from the zombie minks I’m hearing about in your country.

*Flipping tables*

I am not fond of the wording of that damn article. Stop trying to be cute by focusing on a “lololol, dead animals be zombies now” theme for that story! (shouting at the author, not you).

Ranting incoming

The story should be about the absolute atrocity it is that a whole industry gets destroyed by a rushed government acting in panic. Yeah I’m no supporter of the fur industry, I refuse to buy and wear fur, but I understand that there is *some* pride to put into knowing 40% of the mink fur production world wide came from such a tiny country as Denmark, and considered a stamp of quality.

Besides that it is a fact that a majority of the mink fur farms are literal mom and pop family run businesses, who is now without a livelihood. Not even allowed to keep two of their best animals as breeding pair to hope to rebuild the population that kept their farms running.

Then there is the fact the rushed nature of putting down ALL mink within Denmark, including healthy ones on farms with no confirmed cases of the mutated virus, turns out to be a frigging overreach on authority and BREAKING laws and rights.

The prime minister dodging all responsibility of giving the order, by throwing her agriculture minister under the bus instead and forcing him to resign. All involved claiming not to realize the law breaking except all had it in their memos no one apparently read. And WHEN having to admit they had finally been informed, kept the order going anyway until all minks were dead.

Police was INSTRUCTED to call the farmers and follow a script to push them to agree to the culling, in a way that turns out to be frigging ILLEGAL.

The story focus shouldn’t be on calling dead animals “zooooombies, wooOoOooooh,” but the fact that the culling was so rushed there was not made enough proper plans on how to depose of all those dead animals. Families stuck with huge containers leaking corpse fluids on their farms, RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR HOME, because the authority cannot figure out to go pick it up as promised. Too many animals to burn, they just began digging to bury the rotting corpses.

Too shallow so the gasses developed makes them start appear from underground. And wildlife digging them up for an easy snack.

Nah, let’s focus on a zombie angle to tell a story to an audience with no attention span, instead of mentioning the worry that all these dead animals haphazardly buried wherever, is currently a threat to POISONING LOCALE DRINKING WATER.

AAAAAAARGH!!

Sorry about that, is just a VERY dumb case of terrible drama going on in my own damn backyard, and I’m not keen of ANY of it, just to say it simply. We don’t need half-assed articles not informing what’s ACTUALLY going on because a journalist got overeager about the excuse to use “zombie” in their article.

Though I guess this is a prime example of what would have to be done to kill an industry people like PETA doesn’t like. Animals used for farming you want stopped? Those animals GET PUT DOWN. EN MASS. Just saying.

[kawaiikichi]

Midweek Progress Post (12-18-2019)

Hey, you guys! Here is the midweek progress post for this week. Basically, it’s some more Bakudeku along with Love on Aisle Four, Game of Cat and Mouse, and a sneak peek at the requests that I’m working on!

Excerpts are under the cut!

i’ll always love you to infinity and back (BKDK one-shot):

“Have you been getting enough sleep?” he asked.

“Hah?! Of course I am!” Katsuki barked out.

“Are you sure?” Nighteye placed his hands on Katsuki’s face, running his thumbs under his eyes. “You look like you’re starting to develop dark circles under your eyes. Has something been stressing you out so much recently that it’s been eating away at your sleep?” he asked.

“I’ve been sleeping just damn fine! I ain’t got no dark circles under my—Aaargh! What the hell?!” Katsuki shouted angrily as Nighteye pulled at his cheeks.

“Your face says different.” Nighteye said.

He released Katsuki’s cheeks and turned to walk back to his desk.

“Make sure you get enough rest. You’re going to need it.” he said.

You’re the Only One for Me (BKDK one-shot):

“However, I don’t think Bakugou is actually cheating on you.” Shouto told him.

“What makes you think that?” Izuku asked.

“He loves you.”

“Yeah, that one’s an obvious one, but that’s not a good enough reason.”

Shouto sighed.

“Bakugou doesn’t seem like the playboy type. He’s not someone who will go around cheating on their loved one. If anything, he’s actually pretty loyal.” he explained.

He looked at Izuku.

“You know him best. You two are childhood friends, after all. So, you out of all people would know that Bakugou wouldn’t cheat.” he stated.

My Secret Santa Asked Me Out (BKDK one-shot):

“Oh come on, Bakugou! You should join in! It’ll be fun!” Denki told him.

“Like hell I will, Pikachu! I’m heading up to my room.” Katsuki said.

“Oh no, you don’t! You’re staying here and doing this with us!” Eijirou said as he made his way over to Katsuki and grabbed him by the shirt collar.

“Fucking let go of me, you annoying Shitty Hair! I’ll fucking blast you!” Katsuki snapped.

“I don't plan on it! You’re going to participate with us!” Eijirou told him.

“I said fuck no!” Katsuki blasted Eijirou with an explosion. “Aaaaaaargh, dammit!” he growled out upon seeing that Eijirou hardened himself.

“Give it up, Bakubro!” Eijirou dragged Katsuki over to the couch, seating him beside Denki. “Now, be a good boy and participate.” he said.

“Go fuck yourself!” Katsuki snarled as Momo spoke.

Love on Aisle Four (Saiouma NaNoWriMo fic):

Shuichi looked at his friends before sighing.

“So...recently, I’ve been feeling strange around this person. Like, my heart starts racing every time they smile and it skips a beat each time they laugh or act cute. I’ve never thought of this person as cute before, but now I do. My heart never used to do weird things around them, but now it does. I don’t know, none of it makes sense. I’ve asked around, but they keep telling me that it’s something I need to figure out for myself. No matter how much I try to come up with an answer, I don’t come up with anything plausible. So, I was wondering if you guys had any idea as to what might be going on with me...” Shuichi explained.

“Oh, Saihara-kun...” Kaede trailed off.

“Bro.” Kaito stared at him with a serious look on his face. “Doesn’t this mean you’re in love with that person?” he asked.

Game of Cat and Mouse (Saiouma fic):

“Geez, I thought for sure you’d almost skip the seminar, too…” Kaede trailed off.

She had on a beige v-neck sweater with diamond-studded skinny jeans and black booties with fur at the top.

“I wouldn’t.” Shuichi said.

“But then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if you did skip the seminar. You were so drunk at that party last night that it was crazy. You were more drunk last night than you were at the frat party.” Maki explained.

She had on a white long sleeve shirt with a black bomber jacket that had gold stars embroidered on it, a black skater skirt, and black Converse high tops.

“Speaking of the party last night, what was the deal between you and Ouma?!” Kaito asked.

“Huh? What deal between me and Ouma-kun?” Shuichi asked.

“Like, what did you two do in that closet during Seven Minutes of Heaven?! Your clothes and hair were a little disheveled and Ouma had a couple of hickies along his neck!” Kaito pointed out.

At Kaito’s words, memory after memory flooded through his mind. He recalled everything from volunteering to go into the closet with Ouma to their heated makeout session. His cheeks turned bright red.

Chaos in the Dark (Saiouma “Seriously?! The power’s out?! for Anon):

“Um...Ouma-kun?” he spoke hesitantly.

“Yeah?” Kokichi answered.

“I think we have a bigger problem on our hands...it seems to be that while we were in the dark, we got tangled up in the lights.” Shuichi told him.

“We did?” Kokichi looked down and saw that they were wrapped up in the lights, keeping Kokichi seated securely on Shuichi’s lap. “We are, indeed.” he said.

Shuichi laughed nervously.

“Yeah...” he trailed off as the door opened.

“Hey, I happened to hear a thud, so Amami-kun and I came to check up on—whoa!”

Shuichi and Kokichi turned to see Keebo with an appalled look on his face and Rantaro with a mildly surprised look on his face.

“What are you two doing tangled up in the lights like that?!” Keebo exclaimed.

Worthy (Saiouma “Are you sure you want to get me a gift?” for Anon):

“...Are you sure you want to get me a gift?”

“Huh? Uh, yeah, I am sure.”

“Like, you’re really sure?”

“Yes, I am. Is there something wrong with that, Ouma-kun?”

“...No, there’s nothing wrong. You said you wanted to know what I like, right?” “I do.”

“Well, I like checkered patterned things. Anything that has a checkered pattern on it, I will immediately like. I also like the color purple and grape Panta. I like kittens...oh, I also like sweet things like chocolate. Oh yeah, I’ve been wanting a scarf to wear. My neck feels pretty bare without one around my neck. But yeah, that’s all I can think of.”

“Alright...” Shuichi reached for the scarf again, running his fingers along the material. “Sounds good. If it’s alright, may I have your address?” he asked.

“My address? Sure. You’re going to send it, right?”

Shuichi picked up the scarf and put it in the cart.

“I was actually going to come to you in person and give it to you. Does that...bother you?” he asked.

[jeidafei]

Hi DGMers! Are you guys awake? Are you out of your cave? Are you climbing up out of your six-foot-hole? Because D.Gray-Man Chapter 231 Preview is out on the Jump SQ Rise Homepage!!! :

https://jumpsq.shueisha.co.jp/sqrise/2019winter/dgrayman.html

I just got sooo excited so I’ve made this rough personal translation with my atrocious typesetting skill to share the hype with everyone! I’m part of @kougeki-scans and we’ll be releasing a (more polished) translation of the full chapter as soon as possible after it comes out on Jan 21st! 

Please keep your radar tuned for the update! 

Lastly:

MY FREAKIN’ BEJESUS YOUNG ALLEN IS CUTE AS HECK OMG I JUST CAN’T I JUST CAN’T BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Aaaaaaargh gurgle gurgle // *dies peacefully*

[osakaso5]

Momo 12 SONGS GIFT Rabbit Chat Part 3: Tell Us, All Stars! 1

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 | Part 5

Yuki: Momo, happy birthday.

Mitsuki: Momo-san, happy birthday!

Riku: Happy birthday, Momo-san!

Tamaki: Momorin, hbd!

Yamato: Momo-san, happy birthday!

Tenn: Momo-san, happy birthday.

Nagi: Happy birthday, Mister Momo!

Ryunosuke: Happy birthday, Momo-san!

Iori: Happy birthday, Momo-san.

Sogo: Momo-san, happy birthday. I hope that we can continue to rely upon your guidance.

Gaku: Happy birthday, Momo-san!

Kaoru: Momo, happy birthday.

Banri: Momo-kun, happy birthday!

Momo: Thanks, everyone!!!!

Rinto: Thank you all for gathering here to celebrate Momo-kun! Takanashi-san, I'm sorry to entrust this to you like Anesagi-san did, but could you continue things from here, since you're so good at it?

Tsumugi: Alright!

Mitsuki: Momo-san, what kind of solo song did you pick?

Momo: It's a secret~!

Momo: I'll give you just the title! It's called "100% Happiness"!

Ryunosuke: That sounds great! It's perfect for you, Momo-san!

Tamaki: 'Cuz you're like, totally happy!

Momo: I know, right! Look forward to it!

Mitsuki: I'm sure the solo event will be a piece of cake to you, too! You're not going to have any trouble with the MC parts, live, or handshake event.

Momo: It's been a while since I did a handshake event! But that only makes me more excited!

Yuki: Maybe I should secretly participate, too

Rinto: You have work elsewhere, Yuki-kun!

Gaku: I think you'd be pretty easy to spot once you got in line (lol)

Sogo: It's surprisingly easy to go unnoticed if you wear a disguise.

Momo: Have you guys gone to see the other members' events?

Mitsuki: We've gone to see Iori and Tamaki's sports meet. We were in disguise, so it was all incognito.

Gaku: You and Osaka?

Mitsuki: No. Riku, Yamato-san, and Nagi came too.

Tenn: That's practically an all star crew.

Tamaki: You weren't fooling anyone...

Iori: You certainly weren't... I'm glad the students at our school are considerate about those sort of things...

Nagi: Iori and Tamaki have also come to study one of my shoots.

Tamaki: We did! That's the one where Nagicchi did a fashion mag shoot with a cat.

Riku: I heard about that! Apparently it was this rare, high-class cat. Did you go too, Iori?

Iori: Only as Yotsuba-san's chaperone.

Momo: You guys are so sneaky! lololol

Tsumugi: Well then, do you have anything to ask the others, Momo-san?

Momo: I wanna know what part of Yuki you like the most!

Yuki: It's your birthday, so you should make this about yourself for once lol

Momo: But this was the most exciting question I could come up with!!

Nagi: I know the feeling. I also want to collect an assortment of praise for Cocona, and preserve it for all eternity.

Momo: Right! Well then, I wonder what I should choose~!

Momo: I've decided!

Momo: Tell me how you make up with someone after a fight!

Sogo: A fight...

Momo: Yep! I'll be using these answers for reference in my daily life!

Yamato: When I think of you trying to make up with someone you fought with, only one person comes to mind.

Yuki: Oh. And who would that be?

Tsumugi: Ways to make up with someone after a  fight, it is! Understood!

Momo: I don't see you as the type to fight, Maneko-chan, but how would you do it? Like when the other person is at fault, for example.

Tsumugi: You're starting with me!? Well then...

Choices/outcomes:

1. I'd be the one to apologize!

Momo: Typical Maneko-chan! You don't want the fight to drag on for too long, after all!

2. I'd demand that the other person reflects on their actions!

Momo: You're pretty confident, huh!? I just hope that the other person really does think of what they did, instead of getting even angrier!

3. I'd let the problem solve itself!

Momo: That might be a good method, too! Even if you're fighting, you'll still talk to the other person when you really need to, and sometimes you just hve to force yourself to get along with other people!

Tsumugi: I hope my answer was fine... I'd like to hear everyone else's opinions, too!

Tsumugi: Let's start with you, Okazaki-san!

Rinto: Personally, I'd just apologize. Even if I believed I was in the right, I'd apologize for turning it into a fight.

Rinto: And on top of that, I'd try to discuss the matter with them once more.

Yamato: What an adult.

Momo: Totally! Okarin doesn't go back on his opinions, but he'll apologize as soon as things get awkward! That way, both parties will calm down at the same time!

Tsumugi: Thank you, Okazaki-san! What about you, Anesagi-san?

Kaoru: I'd never do that. When I have a fight off work, I'll never apologize...

Tenn: Is that so. You're more impartial at work, so that's a bit surprising.

Kaoru: I do know when I should just give in. I'm sick of fighting, and acting stubborn is just making me feel lonely.

Kaoru: But I tend to take on the stance that I can't forgive the other person that easily.

Momo: You want to make the other person realize that you're hurt or angry, right! I think that part of you is pretty cute, Kaoru-chan!

Tsumugi: I act like that with my father sometimes, as well... Thank you, Anesagi-san! Banri-san, you're next!

Banri: So, am I allowed to make this answer a more specific piece of advice for when you fight with a certain someone?

Momo: Honestly, yeah. Go ahead, Ban-san.

Yuki: Who is this "certain someone?"

Banri: Got it. This is the type of person who lives according to their own rhythm and beliefs, so if you try to force them to be on time when they're feeling off, or disrespect their beliefs, they become overstimulated.

Banri: When they're overstimulated, they may seem like a stubborn and overly desperate blockhead who doesn't listen to advice, but they're really just genuinely trying to stick to their principles no matter what.

Banri: So, as long as they have somewhere they can be alone, they'll bounce back on their own. Once they've done that, they'll be able to give a sincere apology.

Momo: I screenshotted that!! Thank you so much!!!

Tsumugi: Banri-san, thank you! Yuki-san, you're next!

Yuki: Me?

Yuki: I'll wait for the other person to apologize

Momo: Aaaaaaargh I'm gonna lose my mind

Momo: But I love you!!!!!*:.。..。.:*・゜ (*´▽`*)゜・:.。..。.:*

Yuki: Me too ^^

Tenn: Have you never been the one to apologize?

Yuki: I have. But those times aren't really fights, it's just that I'm more likely to apologize when the other person stops listening to me, storms off somewhere, or starts crying.

Sogo: It's important to cool down.

Yuki: I'm a musician, right? So I get more stimulated by loud noises.

Momo: What's that got to do with you being a musician!?

Yuki: I think. That when people yell at me, it sends an unstoppable rush of blood into my head.

Momo: When I get mad, I yell really loud!

Yuki: I know. Which is why fighting with you will make the blood vessels in my head nearly burst on their own.

Momo: I'm seriously considering buying a punching bag for whenever we fight!

Tsumugi: P-please don't fight, you two! ><

Momo: We're not! This is a totally normal conversation for us!

Yuki: We're not fighting ^^

Yuki: In that case, I'll buy you a punching bag as a present.

Momo: Thanks! I'll get you cooling sheets  for your head, too!

Yamato: As usual, I can't tell if these two get along really well or really badly....

Tamaki: Do you get stimulated when you hear loud noises too, So-chan?

Sogo: If anything, I think I get stimulus from fast tempos? That's why my head goes blank when I get nervous.

Yamato: So whenever you get nervous, we should all sing bossa nova together, got it.

Tsumugi: I'm glad you weren't fighting! Tsunashi-san, you're next!

Ryunosuke: How to make up after a fight, huh. I don't think I'd really be the one to apologize...

Momo: Really!? That's a surprise!

Gaku: Ryu's more stubborn than he looks.

Ryunosuke: If I think I'm in the wrong, I won't start a fight in the first place. So if I get into a fight, that means that I think I'm right.

Ryunosuke: I think it's pretty weird to go back on my own opinion just because it made someone else angry...

Momo: That's true...

Ryunosuke: So I think I'd try to compromise until the end. Listen to the other person's perspective, and tell the mine. We're not supposed to be fighting, after all.

Tenn: Right. You barely ever fight, anyway.

Ryunosuke: I guess I don't get angry a lot!

Tsumugi: Tsunashi-san, thank you! Yaotome-san, you're next!

Tenn: I'll do this in his stead.

Gaku: Why!?

Tenn: He's awfully aggressive, isn't he?

Gaku: And why are you talking like I'm not here.

Tenn: As surprising as it may be, he isn't actually trying to pick fights.

Yamato: I know what you mean!! There's been times when he came up to me and started talking all aggressively, and I got defensive because I didn't get that he was just greeting me.

Riku: Yaotome-san's really nice, but he feels kind of like a yanki at first!

Gaku: I wonder why. I'm just trying to act casual.

Tamaki: But I feel like it wouldn't help much if Gakkun started talking all politely...

Gaku: I'm just doing what comes naturally.

Ryunosuke: Gaku's cool, so maybe that's just the impact he has on people?

Momo: So Gaku, what would you do if you got into a fight?

Gaku: I think I'm about the same as Ryu. I'll apologize if I'm wrong. If I'm not wrong, I won't.

Iori: Then, if you and Tsunashi-san fought, how would you settle things?

Gaku: Who knows?

Ryunosuke: Have we ever had a fight?

Ryunosuke: We've never really had any major disagreements, either...

Gaku: I wouldn't mind if we disagreed on something for once. Like whether we prefer bread or rice for breakfast, or whether we like cats or dogs.

Riku: Then, what if you fell in love with the same person?

Ryunosuke: Me, falling in love with the same person as Gaku!? I guess I'd withdraw once I find out about Gaku's feelings?

Gaku: Why? I don't wanna win by default. We need to settle it fair and square.

Ryunosuke: I wouldn't want to bother you or the other person by forcing my own feelings on either of you. I guess that's what makes the two of us different.

Gaku: We really don't have a lot to fight over, huh.

Gaku: We didn't fight just now.

Momo: Thanks for the info! lol

Riku: Don't you fight with Tenn-nii?

Gaku: I do. But I think he tends to be right more often, at least when it comes to work.

Tenn: How honest of you.

Gaku: I'm right about private stuff more.

Tenn: That last part was unnecessary.

Tsumugi: Yaotome-san, thank you! Yamato-san, you're next!

Yamato: Sorry, wait a sec. I think my phone's running out of battery.

Yamato: Who here took the charger cord I keep in my room?

Nagi: Sorry, Yamato. My cord burned out, so I borrowed yours.

Yamato: I don't mind if you borrow it, but why is it connected to a USB plasma globe?

Momo: Lmao, lolololol I'll have to do that at Yuki's place sometime, lol

Nagi: Touching it makes me feel like a wizard :-)))

Mitsuki: Now Nagi's impulse purchase is in Yamato-san's room, lolololol

Tsumugi: Well then, let's take a 15 minute break!

Tsumugi: Until then, everyone!

[mustlovelance]

lance is so fucking cute aaAAAAARGH 

[otherworldlyandethereal]

Soso glad that I have the weekend behind me. Had really good days weight-wise, though today in the morning I was at 65.8kg :/

I don't really know why my brain is twisted like that, as in oh heeey you gained so whatever just eat moooore because fuck it all, which is totally sabotaging and counter productive.. but that's what I did.

Work was stressful as usual and while working my shift I was actually able to take a 30mins break (which doesn't happen that often..) and the cute kitchen girls must have sensed that I was a bit down and handed me two freshly baked pretzels. And.. after finishing my shift I sat down with some guys who were on break, smoking, and one was eating a burger.

It's a bit weird but some food, we, as workers, can take throughout the day, yet some food we have to pay for (40% of the normal price). And that dude had the same burger I had yesterday, which I had to pay for but he got it for free. So I became kinda.. jealous!? So I went into the kitchen and asked if I could have the burger, too, but to go. Which I got without paying. But then, walking to my bike, I realized.. fuck why do I have a burger!??? I hate wasting food, so of course I ate the burger.. 2 pretzels, 1 burger, but not enough..... meeting my best friend, of course we had chocolate and gummi bears and wine and aaaaaaargh.

It's not even that I had a craving or a binge attack, but this.. feeling of you already fucked up so it's too late, fuck it up more. God damn. I was at 65.0kg ...

Good that I have my free day tomorrow. I'll be off to the gym!