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dragoncarrion · 3 months

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you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

#these cunts are so fucking unaware and ignorant its hilarious (derogatory)#until they find their cat turned into a doormat in the middle of the road #shortext

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jurassic-cunt · 7 months

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wilson LOVES being house's only friend. if house made another friend wilson would do something totally insane like make up symptoms to have a mysterious illness only house can solve

#i just started my rewatch yesterday and it's been so long since i've watched it that it wouldn't suprise me if this was an actual episode #hilson #house md #jurassic-cunt

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt.#Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me.#He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy!#The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3”#“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue.#(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.)#Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

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devotion-disorder · 1 month

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I NEED yuri , bro i see him and im just like

WOOF WOOF WOOF

i couldnt decide so heres an alternate line ver. (i thought he might be a bit too mean aiudhaiawdygwaw):

#soureggs #ask #elf fever hours #sillydoods #yandere male #yandere oc #i feel so bad for making him be so rude but its the truth…thats hes a massive cunt…

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sparticus2000art · 5 months

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Here’s the bad sanses as team rocket (with nightmare as Giovanni)

It was originally going to be a bit of a shit post but I got a little too into it

Based on a joke from a cjdoesva stream

Nightmare by jokublog

Killer by rahafwabas

Dust by ask dusttale

Horror by sour apple studios

Cross by jakei

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rendevok · 1 year

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Skirting the truth

(aka i saw this meme and laughed so hard i lost my sense self control)

#also conveniently used the meme for some brush tests YIPPEE #It’s sexy leg slay sunday time to post some sexy leg slays #BOTH phoenix and miles have strong legs you will never convince me otherwise #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #trucy wright #IF YOU SQUINT #fan art #aa #also yes those are franziska and april may’s shoes respectively. source: the meme #phoenix is blushing because he is sending brain explosion waves to maya off screen #edgeworth is just cunty because *oprah gif* water is wet cunts are cunty #i made them aged up for the comic specifically so miles could do the glasses thing #rendevok

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transmechanicus · 5 months

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The transgender contrast of loving your parents but also for Trust Reasons longing for an additional external authority figure you can count on more unconditionally to support or protect you that totally doesn’t risk becoming a kink

#my stuff #haha yeah i’m so loyal and trusting and will serve you unto death #this in no way is derived from the agony of being misgendered by my parents all my life #which is ongoing btw bc ‘there’s nobody we know that i trust to talk about your transition with’#LIKE HM MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABT WHY THAT IS #MAYBE ITS BC THOSE PPL ARE IGNORANT CUNTS THEN #anyway haha what if you were my superior officer and i killed for you like a dog #what if you were my god and i followed your compulsion to kill and eat until you were satisfied #what if you kept me to yourself and looked after me in private as i do you in public #what if my loyalty was rewarded #what if i had no obligation but duty to you #what if you made it all ok

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blue-ravens · 2 months

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#making the first one of these in 82 years because i so very much want to hear him say 'cunt'#with whatever intention possible #mash #blue's post #charles emerson winchester iii #hawkeye pierce #charlie memerson #mash 4077 #otp: and their sons #winchester wednesday

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yrsonpurpose · 7 months

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They don't give me anything.

#mary and george #mary & george #maryandgeorgeedit #george villiers #nicholas galitzine #mary and george spoilers #perioddramaedit #chrissiewatts #userninz #usersteen #usergayppl #mine*#CUNT!#been obsessed with this line since it was in the trailer #lowkey confused as to why it changed slightly but hnngg #hearing This in the same voice as henry fox is fucking insane btw #the ever so subtle facial expression change in the last one wow #ill say it again but the micro expressions are out of this world

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frozenjokes · 5 months

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I just think he deserves a glitter bazooka

YOU UNDERSTAND.

Scar, standing directly in front of the glitter bazooka: cub I can not allow you to use the glitter bazooka. I am looking you in the eyes. You are a danger to yourself and others. I am telling you that you can not use the glitter bazooka. Hand over the glitter bazooka.

Cub, with the glitter bazooka:

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binnofpi · 5 months

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fight club is just 140 mins of tyler sashaying around in skimpy little gay fits

#this man is a certified girl #so cunting stupendous #domestic terrorism as a form of self expression #and as an expression of queer love #tyler durden #fight club #brad pitt #my art

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millipedegf · 14 days

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liking metal is sooo fun except when men talk about it <3

#🥩#miserable cunts and i'm so serious.

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thebibliosphere · 1 year

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I'm not sure the novelty of a doctor actually providing me with compassionate and competent treatment will ever wear off.

Like... I've known for years I am sick. Logically I am aware I've been ignored, abused, and violated. But there's still that abused and gaslit part of my brain fearfully murmuring, "But what if I am doing this for attention and I just don't know it? what if I am a Bad Patient?"

And it's so ingrained that even when a doctor tells me they ran biopsies that confirm my diagnosis irrefutably, I'm still like, "Wow, I sure am a good liar being able to fake biopsies like that." Like bitch, the fuck did I do? Manifest a fake result through the power of my brain?

What kind of Matilda-ass-nonsense do I think I'm capable of? And why am I not using it to make Elon Musk explode at will?

Anyway. I hope my therapist's great-grandkids enjoy the college education I'm about to bankroll. Fuck me.

#chronic health tag #medical abuse #medical gaslighting #next time a dr asks why I've got so much Mental Illness the temptation to reply 'you fucking cunts' is going to be so high #if you're going into medicine in any capacity #please hold onto your compassion #It counts for more than you'll ever know

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lotus-pear · 1 year

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