#CUBGUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[frozenjokes]

I just think he deserves a glitter bazooka

YOU UNDERSTAND.

Scar, standing directly in front of the glitter bazooka: cub I can not allow you to use the glitter bazooka. I am looking you in the eyes. You are a danger to yourself and others. I am telling you that you can not use the glitter bazooka. Hand over the glitter bazooka.

Cub, with the glitter bazooka:

[cubfan135-facts]

CUBGUY‼️

cubfan135 fact #195:

[frozenjokes]

I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately (rbs appreciated for the sillys)

[frozenjokes]

loverboy and hatergirls are my favorite ocs

[frozenjokes]

they would behave at all, so Cub would make them. Also, I hope you get well soon (having the plague must be rough).

THE WAY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD I AM D Y I NG. HIS FUCKING. LITTLE SHIT EATING SMILE. he’s glad they fight. he WANTS this. CUBGUY! the little scar in fetal position is sending me. this entire thing is sending me. (also, I’m doing well now! mostly recovering yesterday and just woke up feeling a lot better!)

[frozenjokes]

I should just give CUBGUY a big glitter cannon for a bribe not to glitter me

betrayal (cubguy can not be bribed. probably. though I invite you to try)

[frozenjokes]

I think it's critical for you to know how much Cubguy takes residence in my head, entirely rent free 😭. In theory it's such a simple concept (in a /pos way), but you wrote it so well that I've been cracking tf up for weeks, and all of my friends have heard about it (and are eagerly awaiting Cubguy's villainous return 💀)

he also lives in my brain at all times. I don’t know when he’s coming back but . he is coming back. I have never been so amused by one of my own creations. I think it would have been cool if cub showed up at the charity event and ruined everyone’s life as cubguy

[frozenjokes]

It would be funny if we gave CUBGUY access to dyes and glitter for his cannon. Just imagine you get dyed and covered by glitter at the same time. It's like killing two birds in one stone

dude he has been TRYING to get dye and gunpowder and other materials for his homemade bombs firework experimentation fun but he hasn’t quite gotten the chance to go back to the superhero facility to steal look for supplies so in the meantime he has just. Become everyone else’s problem. This would very much all be fixed though if they (scar and grian and other victims) just got him fixated on something else. it wouldn’t be hard. He has been talking about fireworks and wanting to make them for weeks. However, then they would have another problem, that being, Cub setting off bombs fireworks in the parking lot behind his and Grian’s apartment. So. Take your pick.

[frozenjokes]

i love that.

cubguy is my favourite ever actually. ive decided. just now. hes my new comfort superhero (he should not be because i fear him and his glitter. he probably has the spiky star glitter things interspersed with the smaller ones >:( )

do you think they would eventually catch onto like. his lab coat being his "costume" or something?

cub doesn’t have to add pain to his glitter, it is painful enough. Also he probably isn’t consistent enough to wear the same outfit every time he attacks, I just can’t be bothered to draw him in anything else. he does not think about what would be easiest to clean glitter off of when he is facing the consequences (glitter all over his clothes). He does not think at all. This makes him extremely frightening to everyone!

anyway, my condolences

[quizlythenerd]

CUBGUY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i love this little guy so much he's perfect i want to put him in my pocket and show him the world

10/10 edit. no notes. they r multiplying.

[quizlythenerd]

CUBGUY !!

I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately (rbs appreciated for the sillys)

[dicegobblesblocks]

OH GOD NO ITS IN MY EYES

CUBGUY WHY IM A CIVILLIAN IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG OH GOD

ITS EVERYWHERE

i'm never recovering from this. not physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually, or any other kind of ally.

this is my villain origin story i think.

i'm going to start committing crimes in retaliation.

im going to target arts and crafts stores >:(

i love that.

cubguy is my favourite ever actually. ive decided. just now. hes my new comfort superhero (he should not be because i fear him and his glitter. he probably has the spiky star glitter things interspersed with the smaller ones >:( )

do you think they would eventually catch onto like. his lab coat being his "costume" or something?

cub doesn’t have to add pain to his glitter, it is painful enough. Also he probably isn’t consistent enough to wear the same outfit every time he attacks, I just can’t be bothered to draw him in anything else. he does not think about what would be easiest to clean glitter off of when he is facing the consequences (glitter all over his clothes). He does not think at all. This makes him extremely frightening to everyone!

anyway, my condolences