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isn't the design in your header copyrighted?
what are you a cop
#asks#not requests#pan9materialgirl#so confused by this ask#sir this is a wendy's#I'm just a guy#my header is there to bring me joy
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microwave empty. fill it with baked beans and throw it at your brother
throw a microwave full of baked beans at my brother? w-what? why??
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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yucky !!
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do you use AI on your edits? :/
No???
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends#her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees#which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set#they involve her in heist style operations#on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in#then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up#it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble#and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years#anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies#this all takes place in florida naturally
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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times
Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use
#bearz rambling tag#no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change#because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites#I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here#like why would I even know that#‘ship’ makes zero sense to me#it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here#it’s hard#give people time#shipping culture is very different too#Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name#it is very very important to them#people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end#imagine how confused I was when I first got here#where there’s no top bottom differences#it’s not really a smut thing#it’s more a dynamic thing#AxB and BxA is very different#oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures#if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask#it’s very interesting to me#I wanna talk about it
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We don't talk about the scar
#twin runes#twin runes mini#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#kris dreemurr#frisk#asriel#my art#people have been asking about the scar a lot#so here you go#asriel pointed it out#it's meta because some readers keep confusing it for body hair too#being a fuzzy monster must be horrible#the amount you fur you'll have to shed...#gross#i wonder if anyone noticed that frisk doesn't brush their teeth#they're just chewing on the toothbrush#after runes
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#zukka#somebody asked for a movie of them. I couldn't do that but i could try and make it look like screen shots from a movie.#this is what won in the poll here you go#pinning zuko? thirsty zuko? or confused zuko?#probably all of the above#no wonder he is moody#a bit of “oblivious sokka”#is he tho? ( meme)#i mean.... he let his hair down he must have know what he was doing! Right? RIGHT??????#sokka#zuko#fanart#avatar the last airbender#hahahhahaha my boy zuko can't even speak in the last panel#i had so much fun with this
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my beautiful compilation of hakita ultrakill height commentary
#relevant to that anniversary art that dropped today#not an attack on anyone btw!!#saw a lot of confusion from people/people asking if big v1 was canon#so i thought it would be helpful clarification#it can be big or small. or both.whatever exists in your beautiful mind#ultrakill
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Wait, hot humid weather can trigger POTS??? That would explain SO much...
Yeah, heat and humidity are major triggers for a lot of people. It's why showers and baths can take up so much energy.
Are none of y'alls doctors telling you heat is a trigger? If not, then standards have gotten worse because that used to be a basic "welcome to POTS 101" type thing.
#I'm asking in all sincerity#because I have gotten so many messages about people being confused that no one told them heat is a trigger
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Broke: Tim never tells anyone about losing his spleen
Woke: Tim tells all his siblings and friends and they all just assume Bruce knows. (he does not)
#Bruce is just so confused#every time he asks he gets a vague answer#they're all in on it#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batboys#batfam
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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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jekyll and hyde except its how i pictured them the first time i read the book like 7 years ago
#for some reason i was fully convinced hyde was canonically ginger until i reread it#i was so confused why people drew him with black hair#but stevenson only gives us so much to work with#jekyll and hyde#edward hyde#henry jekyll#BY the way. my favorite character is utterson thank you for asking
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world's longest staring contest GO-
#them. he??? wally plural <3#how are they the same little man....#looking between them in confusion so fast i get whiplash#one half of my brain: huh what huh what huh-#the other half: HOLY SHIT TWO WALLYS!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3#wait would it be wallys or wallies#fr what Is wally plural#existential questions we should all ask ourselves#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#wally darling#i got a little lost in the Sauce making this & finished before realizing i didnt copy it over to a new larger canvas#& do the final layer/colors/bg there#so its a Little Bit Lower Resolution than id like#BUT HEY ITS NOT LIKE THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!#whatever whatever doesnt matter its done and im satisfied with it#& i fuckin better be bc working on this killed my wrist lmfao#nearly dropped my stylus at one point from the sudden Oofie Ouchie#suffice to say i will be queuing this & then taking a day-long break from my hobbies#which are all hell on the wrist#which means i will probably leave the house out of sheer boredom#maybe ill watch spiderverse. go get a tasty Beverage. take a walk. summon the old gods if im in a silly goofy mood#just now realizing i probably drew wally too small#puppet wally. og wally light of my life. AHAHA OOPSIES TOO LATE TO FIX IT NOW 🥲👍
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Imagine if the reader got a fish and they're dating either azul or one of the twins. The reader would happily say that the fish is their baby 🐟
Imagine you're having a fight with one of them, and in the spur of the moment, you're like:
"Can we NOT do this in front of our son? I don't want him tosee his parents fighting, that is not the environment he should be raised in."
"What are you—are you talking about the FISH?!"
"No, I'm talking about our SON! You can't even be bothered to say his name, it's Osvaldo you ass!"
"You NAMED him??? Wait, whose last name does he have?"
#mochi asks#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#jade leech x reader#floyd leech x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#I think jade would fall into the groove of it very easily and go along with it#floyd would be so confused#azul is the most confused and refuses to call the fish your son until you drop the name
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