#so at least theres that

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Technical Difficulties

[intothetr33s]

had to go to 3 grocery stores to get a pumpkin pie today. like wow. god forbid a woman eat all of the pumpkin pie on monday and then want a second pie tuesday. god forbid a woman enjoy a seasonal treat.

[yourfriendphoenix]

Okay so in the last 48 hours I have: sold 2 crochet chickens, a baby axolotl, a baby mushroom, and a triceratops. I was gonna replace what I have sold, but instead I have the harrowing tasks ahead of me of making 1 more custom chicken, a shrimp, 2 custom hats and finally, a life-size chonky cat based off of one of my cousins' real cats. All of those need to be done asap since they are all supposed to be done before Christmas and sent out to various places. The chicken and shrimp for example, are being sent all the way to Canada

[edwinspaynes]

Edwin and Charles can't feel touch. They must be SO touch starved.

[deathfavor]

we love tumblr not notifying us of replies ( we don't )

[batsinurbelfrey]

I love googling something i'm experiencing hoping for a quick web MD page and getting a STUDY listing my exact issue and then being like "as of 2017 there are 30 patients in the US with this issue" COOL. I GUESS-

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎

[mental-skillness]

I am moving out tomorrow and I'm sort of scared. I dont even know why — it's not like I haven't lived on my own before. but idk this feels so much more real. Im not just gonna be living in a dorm, I'm gonna be living in a two bedroom apartment with a 22 year old who i only barely know

[littlepuffy4ever]

"Finally some time to sit down and draw ihnmaims and halman tonight yippieeee"

-> they just stared into their computer while eating dinner and went to bed bc they were exhausted and couldn't do more than just exist atm

[thursdayg1rl]

we popping the biggest bottles tomorrow btw

[cats-mayhem]

Thinking so hard about Infinite's objectification of himself and his body.

[trendfag]

my hair doesnt look bad today even after being in a ponytail all day

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

[bluegiragi]

human.

early access + nsfw on patreon

more backstory that i wrote up for patreon heh:

Simon and Tommy had a complicated relationship as brothers. 

At a young age, Simon basically wrote himself off as a lost cause, and did the best he could to make sure at least Tommy had a chance to be a functioning human being. After all, Tommy was the gentler brother, the dreamer, the one who looked like their mother (who'd walked out on them years ago to escape their father). But Tommy got bitter, got sick of the one always being protected, being babied. He lost respect for Simon, for the way he wouldn't fight back, and in a twisted way, grew closer to his father as a way to learn how to be powerful, strong. It backfired, and Tommy got wrapped up in some bad business.

Simon's kid brother died while he was deployed. He got the news in the letter, and it broke him in a big way. In the story timeline, it was years and years ago but it still hurts like hell whenever Simon thinks about him. 

[xxplastic-cubexx]

this_is_stupid.mp4

[ba1laur]

smell you later