#so Ronald McDonald? 😭😭😭😭

[written-with-wisteria]

I’m starting to notice a pattern in my attractions…

[roarinlala]

I'm solidly in Act 3 now, and I regret not taking loads of screenshots earlier, because I really love my Tav. Anyway, her name's A'eandi, she's a wood elf wild magic sorcerer, and can actually go through a whole battle without accidentally blinding or burning the party now!

[jrueships]

what if i was called little Timmy & i was seven & on instagram because i was recently conceived into this world with a phone recording in my face & i saw this. jimmy. what would you do then. jimmy. jimmy. little Timmy is scared. jimmy. jimmy.

HELLLLLOOOOOOO???? I AUDIBLY GASPED. WHAT IS BE DOINGGG?????

WHAT THE FUCCK TIS THDGAY TWHAT THE TCICK IS THHTA THWAHT THE F

[jellazticious]

bing bong bootleg SS au

very long ramble under the C

stuff are subjected to change

The working title isn't solidified but I'm leaning on either Candy Castle or Pastry Castle

Tho I think I'm gonna go for pastry cuz it has the same amount of letters as castle much like pizza and tower have the same number too

The tower is a gingerbread castle. According to a friend of mine (It's Beefy, it's always Beefy go follow him) that Hispanics love their bakeries and yeah, I guess that makes sense. Not only do I have a theme based on the protag's culture but also the theme gets narrowed down to just baked sweets. Candy in general is too broad, I would die figuring out how to put every kind of sweet in it, and if I did it's gonna be really cluttered hooboy

Noise is called Theo because that's Peppino's name formula. Peppino is a nickname for Giuseppe so I thought I'd give Noise's swap a nickname to Theodore as the main name

Hazel Nutt is pretty self explanatory cuz Noisette means hazelnut in French

Their outfits are pretty simple to mirror Peppino and Gustavo's with just coloured shirts and aprons

Hazel doesn't get a mount because she would have Theo's prototype rocket skates. Just like Gus, she would have different stages of getting used to the skates per floor. First she gets blasted from end to end cuz she can't control the thrust. Second, she manages to turn it off but she's trying to keep balance on it. Third, she catches her breath now that she could stand still without moving or slipping. Next she would make a card castle, in reference to the very castle they're inside. and lastly she'd be holding a box of sweets without giving a shit about the scary floor.

To parallel the og Noisette, Hazel would smile bigger when Theo faces her direction.

Hazel is also Theo's delivery gal to match and switch with how Peppino WAS Gustavo's delivery guy

The "kick the rat" function would be Hazel swinging one of the skates and the cops grabbing Brick would instead hold a weapon detector that also functions as a magnet

Unlike Peppino, Theo is more aggressive than anxious. Imagine an injured cat defending itself from what it thinks is a threat

the name of Pizzaface's swap is Pieface for obvious reasons 😭

but HEAR ME OUT

both pizzaface and pieface are used as insults. pizza face is used for people with so much acne and pie face is used for someone with a flat face or dull expression. It isn't just a pun on what food the characters are made of. Pieface is also a reference to the trope where people headshot other people with pies. With the mech floating towards the protag, it would look like a pie is being thrown and targeted at Theo

Honestly drawing what food makes his face is so fun. Did you know that before the croissant smile it was supposed to be syrup shaped to a smile? The nose was a long whip of cream before turning into a cut strawberry for the mustache effect

Pizzahead's candy version would be called Gingerhead because of how ridiculous it sounds.

Gingerhead is based on Willy Wonka much like how Pizzahead is based on Ronald McDonald which is why he has more of a showman look than a clown look

okay side note, it just occured to me how ironic PH being based on Ronald is considering McDo's isn't a pizza place

actually Wonka doesn't even sell cakes and shit so, I guess it's fair game

Theo has the nickname Muffinman to reference the rhyme. but this time, it's the gingerbreadman chasing the baker

Next up is Mr S, who would be Peppino but he becomes rich. Mr S is the stage name he uses. He is a known celebrity much as Noise is but he is more of a boxer than a host. Like Dwayne Johnson or something. His name is partially a reference to ResEvil's Mr X, another absolute unit of a guy

also the reason why he doesn't wear a shirt. He's committing to the bit. If he needs to cover himself when he isn't playing a role, then there's his robe. He doesn't take out his mask most of the time tho

Mr S's mask is based on the Chef Raider design but also part of the scrapped superhero design much like Pizzano. Actually speaking of Pizzano, S is characterized so similarly to him cuz Pizzano is the only SS character who was actually written well to my standards. To be fair we've seen too much of Peppino to flunk characterizing him sksksk

Since this is Peppino that Mr S is based on, he's not as tech savvy or as self centered as Noise so he doesn't have robots that look like himself. Instead he has ants for a crew

the ants swap the place of rats. the rats in PT reference the new york pizza rat while ants just generally eat your food especially if it's sweet when left alone for five minutes

the ants come from Mr G, who would be Gustavo's swap with Noisette. He's Mr S's lawyer. at the end of S's bossfight, G would snatch him away with Click (the ant) because S would make a foul and embarrassing move on live camera

I can't seperate Gustavo and Brick so Click stays with Mr G instead of assisting Hazel

inside what would be Noisette cafe, instead of Mr G and Click being behind the counter, they would be sitting as customers next to Caraman. the barista isn't seen anywhere

Honestly when I'm writing everyone, my logic of swapping them isn't "make them switch places AND personalities" but more of "write every single one of them with the og personality because giving them a different lifestyle/role would drastically change their motives and how they behave"

I'm practically just swapping each character's place of birth

I mentioned this because it's kinda funny with Noisette and Gus since they play the exact same role of assisting Peppino/Noise so swapping them won't change much in how they act. They also have the same cheery and welcoming personality by default so Hazel and Mr G would act REALLY similar to their og

The only difference is that Gustavo can be threatening whenever Peppino fucks up. It fits right in with being a lawyer for the same goon

Now we got Mel Caraman who would become this au's Vigi. Lemme just say off the bat that Caraman is just as delusional as Vigi. He gets hired as a guard for floor 2 and took it way too seriously that he thinks he's some sort of sentinel. Hired as a guard but thinks he's an ancient guardian or something

his name vaguely references James Bond because you also VAGUELY get "caramel" out of "Caraman, Mel Caraman"

Caraman is a caramel apple but he's half glazed to form an eyemask. he's also got a stick poking out his head that stretches his chorro hat. the big hat makes him look cooler anyways. Bro I was so ready to settle for a shitty wild west mayor hat and I owe Beefy one for suggesting a new hat. I was gonna make him look like Doug Dimmadome with the short brimmed tall hat😭😭😭

but yeah Caraman doesn't have the same dignity as Vigi does. He can fight crime decently on normal circumstances and badass when he's full serious. But like day in day out he's so obnoxious about looking for crime that people get tired of him nor would they take him seriously

he would also be mistaken for a pepper

Next to last, Cam M. Bert or just Bert who would take place of Pepperman. he's an artist who appreciates the world instead of himself, a freelancer also. There was only a bossfight because he was coincidentally commissioned to make a mural for the castle the same time Theo busts in. He didn't like how Theo ruined some of his works with his rush to open the door

Bert is a cream cheese instead of a cheese slime. his beret is actually a little cherry to distinguish him from the other creams.

Bert is really chill and humble, He's like Bob Ross, whenever he can, he'd try to talk about how every beauty in the world should be immortalized through a canvas

In parallel to Vigi's delusion of thinking he's a human, Bert thinks he's actually a living painting (which is completely possible for someone to be in the PT world since Pepperman was able to do it with his own art)

instead of a :{ face that Vigilante has, Bert has a :3 face

the naming formula is taken directly from Vigi

Vig E. Lantte

Cam M. Bert

There is a type of sweet cheese that's really creamy called camembert which his name is a direct reference from. Here is a picture of a camembert since it's hella cute

Camembert cheese was also suggested by Beefy, brother thank you for not allowing me to name this cunt Creamlad

Mr Lardo would be in place of Mr Stick but his motive is that he's collecting Theo's money on BEHALF of Mr Stick. They're probably the only ones who completely stay intact because there's not much canon info of Stick WITHIN the game itself I also feel he's a crossover character from his own "series" with how long McPig has him prior to PT so I just swap the character who makes the "cameo"

The toppins are still called toppins because they'd be used to decorate a cake or pie. They would be

Strawberry - Mushroom

Cream - Cheese

Cookie - Tomato

Icing (in a piping bag) - Sausage

actually I dont know yet for the pineapple but I'll get to it. I've only been figuring out this au since four days ago....

Lastly (of the characters), the Faker in this would be mechanical to match the original Noise's familiarity in robots

Fake Theo (temp name) would be engineered to be "Theo but way better" while actually being succesful with it. Faker would also sort of look like a mini figure of a ballerina. Referencing The Nutcracker

Opposite to Fake Peppino, Fake Theo is more graceful than terrifying but it's so uncanny how unnaturally pretty it is

and now some misc stuff

Title of the final level is When The Cookie Crumbles

the pepper pizza will be replaced with an extremely sweet pie and the immunity is caused by the sugar rush from it

Pizza Time is called Crunch Time

Pillar John would be a giant graham cracker since the walls are made of cookies instead of bricks. Gerome however, is a solidified bar of brownies. like a shittily made brownie that it just turned into a construction brick

Snotty is a pure white cream cheese and that's cuz he's actually made of glue. His name is Sticky

Pigs would either be bears or rabbits with how many times those two animals represented sweets

I'm gonna be clear with everyone here. I literally made this au cuz I'm going insane trying to make swap stuff with Pascal/Stefano when the au itself is so empty. sure it's colourful but it's so empty like I can't draw SS characters outside of poses

I tried like doing fanon modifications as I always do then there's so much I "modified" that at this point it's not Sugary Spire anymore. Just straight up a completely different au. The only similarity is that it's a swap au with sweets

it is what it is yknow. this is my life now. I said fuck it and went with the flow and boom, new personal au that I poured too much into

basically I blame Pascal for this

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

So I was kicking through my closet looking for my yoga mat and TELL ME WHY I FOUND MY HOBIE BOOTS

I thought I threw these out!!!! 😭

I actually fucking love Docs and have owned like 5+ pairs over the years and these were my first!! I got them in Middle School like 2010ish GIRL I'M SO GODDAMN HYPE RN!!

I SWEAR!!!!!! when I tell you I thought I was a little punkette 🥺

I specifically remember kids making fun of me and calling them Ronald McDonald boots cause I always laced them all the way up and hated wearing them slouchy with the laces loose. You couldn't tell me SHIT though my autistic ass was like 'okay but these objectively Look Good. So you're wrong? I'm sorry.'

And here we are 15 years later.....

I SHOULD DEADASS START WEARING THESE AGAIN!!!! They still fit fucking perfect!!!!! WHAT !!!!

Watch me be thunk thunk thunking around in deez boots going oi oi and shit

[lil-binuu]

did someone ask for a…WARDEN NAMES TIER LIST????? no? i made one anyway 🥰

Here’s the tier list ^^ and below i’m ranking them all and adding a 30th one right at the end!

i wanna know everyone’s favs and maybe i’ll make a poll?

1. Bruce. It just gives gangster. (also bcs of batman bcs let’s be real, warden is so batman.)

2. Henry. IT JUST SUITTTSSSSSSS

3. Frank. can anyone else hear that stereotypical new york gangster accent?

4. Danny. YALL ITS SO GANGSTER?????

5. Richard. V sophisticated.

6. Authur. It’s giving grandaddy

7. Alan. Not bad. Nickname: Al? Al the gangster? wait no that’s so un-intimidating 😭

8. Mark. pretty good, would suit him, difficult to scream tho

9. George. Classic ig

10. Steven. the name is bad but the vibe is decent

11. Johnny. Again, i can hear an american gangster being called this but it’s quite un-intimidating

12. Kenneth. i don’t have any words.

13. Wayne. Icl i can see it?

14. William. This one i think should be moved higher bcs it’s acc not bad.

15. Micheal. It would suit him it’s just a bit basic

16. Thomas. Bluds a tank engine ig 🤷‍♀️

17. Edward. hmm quite posh

18. Kevin. Doesn’t suit that much and also a bit plain

19. John. please no the poor guy has suffered enough.

20. Steve. I can see it being a gangster name but it’s laughable

21. Dennis. no…

22. Donald. Is it bad that i can see this??

23. Willie. please don’t send a bomb to my house

24. Paul. he’s not that old

25. Larry. it’s american ig?

27. Gary. better or worse?

28. Ronald. Mcdonald?

29. Gregory. Im sorry but why can i see it… Like someone calling him Greg? maybe i’m just desperate for this guy to have a name idk

before the last one, i wanna know what y’all think!! any suggestions or opinions? should i make a top 10 poll and we can all vote?

now finally, last but not least,

30. Daddy. NO IM KIDDING AHAHHAGAGAHG

[asteroidzzzn]

I was replaying Ellie’s Seattle day 3 and got to the point where her and Jesse go to the one building with all the comic posters and where they decide their was a convention there and I got an idea. i was wondering if you could write mordern!ellie taking reader to a comic convention and nerding out. Sorry that was a really bad explanation😭

a/n: dwdw i understood i get u, this is so cute and ur so right bc she would totally do that

comic-con with ellie

pairing: modern!ellie x reader

word count: 0.8k

warnings: just cursing and fluff (✿◠‿◠)

you trudged through the hot crowd, shading your eyes with your hand from the radiant august sun.

you were at a convention with your girlfriend, who had begged you to go with her during summer. for the most part, you had no idea what she was getting excited over, but you happily took pictures of her with writers and cosplayers regardless.

when ellie told you she was going to the bathroom, you divided to wander around the massive space. there were a few popular comics you recognized, such as spiderman, batman, and your favorite, the flash.

you saw bright flashing signs of DC and marvel, fondly remembering the time when ellie gave you a very lengthy lecture on the difference between the two after you had said, "but, they seem the same to me...?"

a booth caught your eye where people were dressed up in intricate armor and handing each other cards. you approached them and studied the cards laid out. a woman sitting on a chair noticed you and smiled.

"hi! looking to trade or buy any cards or figurines?"

she gestured to the array of options on the table.

"um, which ones are from uh...savage starlight? it's my girlfriend's favorite so i wanna get something for her, but i don't know much about it."

"oh, that's no problem," she began shuffling around the cards and placed a figurine in front of you, "these are all savage starlight. you're lucky you came now, it's been very popular."

you pointed to a card of a woman named dr. daniela star. her hair sort of looked like ellie's, and she looked like a badass.

"how much for this one?"

she winced, "about $145, she's extremely rare, and that's the last copy we have."

"oh shit," you chuckled, "it's ok, i'll get it."

you bought the card and stepped away to look at more booths. your phone buzzed with a notification.

els 💗💫: omg babe come here rn

els 💗💫 shared their location with you

els 💗💫: im upstairs behind the x-men wall

els 💗💫: they have one of the cards here that i've been looking for since i was 14!!!!!

els 💗💫: i need to get it

you found your way upstairs eventually and found ellie, grinning widely while holding a trading card. it looked similar to the one you had just bought, with the same trimming and design on the back.

"look what i found! it's the robot one i was telling you about!"

"oh wow, that's great! doesn't that mean you only need a few more to finish the collection?"

she groaned and threw her head back. "yeah, i just need two more. one is way too expensive though, and the other is impossible to find. it's dr. star, the scientist that created the robot," she held up the robot with a disappointed look, then slipped it into her pocket.

you intertwined her hand with yours. "let's keep looking around, i'm sure you can find something else cool."

she nodded as she led you downstairs to continue strolling around the convention.

"you're so wrong! i would be mj and you're peter!" you teased ellie while you giggled as she rolled her eyes.

"fine, but i'm gwen and you're miles," she remarked, as the two of you stepped outside into the chilling air. you continued to bicker playfully as you walked to the car. as you stepped in ellie sighed.

"thanks for coming to this with me. you have fun?"

you nodded, "yeah, actually, i got a funny picture with someone that was dressed up as ronald mcdonald. i sent it to jesse and dina and they said "oh my god, you found your twin."

ellie let out a loud laugh, and you continued to talk about the experience with her, sharing cool things you saw as you wandered around alone.

"ugh about that, i'm still so upset i couldn't find the card i wanted," she said, voice laced with sadness as she shifted the car into gear to drive home. "it's all good, next year they might have it, or i could find it on ebay if i sell an organ or two," she shrugged at you and placed her hands on the wheel.

you placed your hand on top of hers to stop her.

"actually, while you were in the bathroom i found something," you reached into your purse and pulled out the dr. daniela star card, still encased in the plastic protection.

"oh my fucking god," she breathed, her jaw slack.

you bit your lip as she simply stared. a few seconds passed.

"...ellie do you like it?"

"i love you," she said, taking the card into her hands and inspecting it.

you snickered. "me or her?"

her gaze shot up to yours. "you, you. of course," she set the card down to grab your face with both hands and kiss you so hard you nearly tipped over onto the window. she pulled away for only to fall back onto you again, hugging you tightly mumbling "thankyouthankyouthankyou" into your shirt.

she sat back up and took the robot card from her pocket and compared the two of them. she looked like she was in awe. it was adorable.

"you're such a dork," you said.

"yeah, you love it though."

a/n: i hope i did ur idea justice anon 🙏

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[tiredsmashbros]

hello there tsb 😈

I have come to say how much of a huge fan I am- I generally LOVE your art and you are a SUUUPER inspiration for me. I love your ability to draw poses and shading (unlike me womp to the wompiest fucking wo- *ahem*

your art style is also S C R U M P T I O U S I would eat it for lunch in a Big Mac whit extra fries because YOUR MCARTSTYLE IS MCKRISPY (help me I have issues) also I got a lil silly (and fucking died laughing)

enjoy your nightmare fuel >:))) oh yeah I was gonna ask you to draw my oc but peeps keep saying its annoying and cringe so go ahead if you wanna, you got permission to draw her whenever B) YAYA

ok that's all, I don't wanna write some essay ahh ask about how I worship your art or some shit *sobs* bi-bi ^^

i feel actually guilty i had meant to respond to this when i had received it bc it was so fukin funny to me i could not stop laughing but bc i am legit cursed with such bad short term memory i FORGOT UGHHHH BUT I FOUND IT AGAIN AND HERE I AM NOW HAHAHA

ong i felt like a ronald mcdonald tsb was bOUND to happened, whether it be from me or someone else we are never free the burger man himself is too powerful...

get a happy meal with a toy or a lore packet from ur nearest mcdonalds

OKAY FR THO TYSM FOR THE NICE MESSAGE IM QWQQQ SUCH WORDS MAKE ME GENUINELY SO HAPPY YA'LL HAVE NO IDEA AND THIS GIFT IS HONESTLY SO FANTASTIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH BRO LOOKS FANTASTIC I HAD TO DRAW HIM MYSELF UIGYFHVEBNWDSX GUHHHH 💛💛💛💛💛💛😭😭😭😭😭😭

+ props to bluepat for the mcdonald kids meal box addition :3c

[musette22]

I love the idea of caregiver Bucky. We know that being a caregiver is natural for him because of the way he's probably looked out for Steve their whole lives. Probably helped him breathe through asthma attacks, warmed his hands when they got cold from poor circulation and just generally tried to make life as easy as possible for him.

I can imagine Bucky feeling indebted to society after his recovery and his natural caregiver instincts kicking in again. But Steve doesn't need him in the same way anymore so Bucky starts helping out in the community until he finds his way to the children's hospital. Similar to Sebastian's dedication to the Ronald Mcdonald Centre I think Bucky would be dedicated to helping and caring for children who are ill and going through things that no child should have to face. They remind him of little Steve. And when Steve does find out he's so proud and almost cries because this Bucky. The Bucky he loved since the day he met him, the one he never gave up on. And now he's here and giving back to society in a way that doesn't involve fighting. But that doesn't mean that it's easy and when Bucky has a bad day after visiting the kids, Steve is there to hold him and kiss him and let him know that's its okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes.

This is why Stucky is beautiful to me. Because the possibilities are endless but their intentions are always good. At the end of the day they're two boys from Brooklyn who just want to do good in the world.

Aaahhhh 😭🥺❤️ Everything about this is so beautiful and perfect and it rings so true, I love it so much..! You're absolutely right, Bucky is just as kind and inherently good as Steve (even if he doesn't always believe it about himself, but that's why Steve will never stop trying to make Bucky see). And while I believe he undoubtedly also gave Steve lots of shit before the war, I also think that when it mattered, Bucky was always there for Steve, looking out for him, taking care of him in that way only he knew how.

And I've always loved the idea of Bucky looking after stray neighbourhood cats too, for instance, because of those natural caregiver instincts you mention, so I'm absolutely here for your scenario of Bucky working with charities and children's hospitals, to try and help and give back to the community 🥺 That's usually a role that fandom reserves for Steve, but I can so easily imagine Bucky doing the same. It just makes sense! And god, Steve loves him so much 😭❤️ Okay now I'm all emotional, thank you for sharing this with us, nonnie! 🙏🏻

[tobbesdiscordkitten]

I was watching concert footage of gnr from last year (madrid, spain) and axl sounded so good. 🥹

I don’t understand why some people make jokes about his voice. he’s a vocal legend. he definitely aged like fine wine. 😏

Thank you for sharing, anon!

Agreed, Axl was blessed with amazing genes. Not many people his age can say the same lol.

I don’t like it when some fans joke about Axl’s voice either, saying he uses a Mickey Mouse falsetto, or sounds like Ronald McDonald 😭 People, he’s older, and he’s not gonna sing like he once did forever. His throat is fried. It happens when you sing higher octaves for long periods of time. Especially for Axl, who is a natural baritone, that can put a lot of strain on somebody’s vocal cords.

I think Axl knew this would happen to him sooner or later, like it does for any singer, and, when he was recording Chinese Democracy, I heard a rumor that he recorded 40+ songs and had enough to release 3 more albums. So, maybe we’ll get new GNR albums, and new singles in the near future? 🙏🏻 Since the recordings took place 20 years ago, his voice won’t sound as strained as it does now when they release new material.

When my mother watched his November Rain performance at Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, she said he sounded “unforgivable.” 😭😭 That’s her opinion tho. I don’t think he sounded bad at all. But I do get that he’s older and voices can change 🧡

[fallenlightsif]

Omg anon the McDonald autocorrect is so funny I´m sorry 😭 like Ronald McDonald died in this world and that´s why there are no McDonalds

Ronald McDonald died too soon and that's why Ebia has no McDonalds. RIP to Marcella, you would have loved McNuggets.

[zephfair]

My heart and mind are in a battle for which fandom I want you to answer for, so you can choose. Spongebob Squarepants, or the Ronald Mcdonald universe. My heart and mind are now in a new battle for if this ask be anonymous or not 🙃

Oh my god, I'm so glad you didn't go anonymous on this because I love you and you've made me do a very loud ugly cackle with this ask! Thank you very much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have to choose the Ronald McDonald universe because I only know two Spongebob people--Spongebob and the star ... is it Patrick?

Lemme see if I can remember their names...

The first character I first fell in love with:  Grimace. I've always liked purple and he just looks so cuddly.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Uh Birdie?

The character everyone else loves that I don’t:  Ronald 🤡 (does anyone actually love him???) clowns are low-key freaky and scary

The character I love that everyone else hates: Hamburglar (does anyone hate him??? I always liked his name😂)

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Uh I "love" them all exactly as much now as I was afraid of them as a kid

The character I would totally smooch: Grimace. Lookit him, he's adorable.😘

The character I’d want to be like:  Mayor McCheese because he looks delicious🤣

The character I’d slap:  Ronald because clown

A pairing that I love: Me/Grimace🥰

A pairing that I despise: Me/Ronald😭

Thank you for making me actually sit down and ponder this, and thanks in advance for the nightmares I'll have tonight! Love you!😘💖

[getting-messi]

Top favorite Messi moments that you were happiest or proudest of being his fan ( literally can be the long way post Idc I love reading ppl love for Messi)

omg you are the actual best! I love this question🤧

damn so the world cup would be the easiest answer. But lemme give some various answers with different reasons.

Messi DOES NOT DO like sponsor videos for clubs, he barely did it at Barca but he just isn't one of those players that are always featured on the youtube channel, but this FIFA video he did was honestly one of the most fascinating AND funniest things to watch, so here is my fav Messi sponsor video

My fav Messi performance is probably the Bayern match in 2015 where he iconically knocked Jerome Boateng on his back and scored a brace and assisted within like 5 minutes. I remember rushing home from school to catch the end of the match and it was still 0-0, i remember celebrating like crazy when he scored the first goal and how him and Neymar were like rolling on the floor hugging each other and how the camera cut to Antonella in the crowd like high fiving Barca fans as the entire stadium chanted his name. Just such a happy moment to witness. Here is the clip

My fav Messi celebration has GOT to be him holding up his own jersey in the Bernabeu in front of Madrid fans after scoring the winning goal in El Clasico and it was his 500th goal. I remember he had a black eye from the match against Juve we played earlier that week and he got hit in his mouth during el clasico so he was seriously beaten up and then he goes and scores that BEAUTIFUL goal and he isn't really egotistical but that was just so iconic. And as Messi is a TREND SETTER, everybody and their MOMS were doing that celebration after that including Ronald Mcdonald🤭 This edit is so iconic from it

Fav Messi interview has got to be the one where Aguero interviews him, omg i used to watch that SO MUCH back in the day and i recently came across it and it was just SOO cute.

Fav young Messi moment has GOT to be this interview during the u-20 world cup where he is just being SO introverted, like truly the funniest thing😭 But it really shows how much he's stayed the same. He talks about Argentina, points his hometown on a map and even tries Dutch candy

This is also another fun interview he did pretty recently where he talks about each of his goals. He is so comfortable here and even some of the things he talks about like how during the 2018 world cup, him and the team KNEW they'd be killed by Argentines if they lost that game against Nigeria. It's also entertaining how he remembers his goals, some of them he doesn't even fully recall

Finally, I think this is another young messi interview that really shows you how far he's come and also how much he's stayed the same. LOOL at the fact that he said that if he ever plays in the first division for Barca then he'd give everyone that asked him for a jersey one😭

[d3adlynx]

Bro I hate being bisexual/pansexual while I'm still in school 😭😭😭 The first person I "dated" (ig its not really dating since it can't being serious at this age lol) was a girl, so everyone assumes I'm a lesbian even though I love men. Like someone would just refer to me as a lesbian and I'll have to correct them and it's so awkward. And some ppl try to correct me on my own sexuality and what I refer to myself as and it gets so annoying (keep in mind the ppl who correct me are straight cis boys). Like no Ronald McDonald, I'm not a lesbian just bc the first person I dated was a girl and you don't think bisexual ppl are valid. Put your fucking nerd emoji ass corrections away.

(btw, Ik my pronouns are They/He, but at school I am known as a girl lol)

[moz1505]

I actually called it

This shit was horrendous we were way too understaffed to operate, we had no managers on so another store manager came. Was a complete bitch and had clue what they were doing 😭 also might of been illegal because I had to stay back how long to finish doing shit (which shouldn't even have been done at that time), so I might be owed a break

Fuck you ronald j mcdonald

Get ready with me : McDonald's kitchen staff editon ❤❤

[cable-knit-sweater]

MAYAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭 i know you've gone to bed so you probably won't see this until tomorrow but I'll still be crying about it tomorrow too so that's fine 😭🌟💗 THE NEW VIDEO OF SEBASTIAN @mdceleste posted on Instagram oh my GOD 💖💖💖💖💖

Have you ever seen a more adorable human??? He is such a cute bean, I can NOT 🥺 The fact that he's giving presents to kids at the Ronald McDonald house alone is so so sweet, but the fact that he's wrapping/bagging them himself and putting them under the Christmas tree and being SO GOSHDARN CUTE about it??? I'm just... I love this kind, generous man so freaking much, it's unreal. So grateful for Sebastian Stan tonight 💫💗🌟🥺

Anyway, I thought you'd understand how I'm feeling, hence the screaming in your inbox!! I hope you're sleeping very well and that you're dreaming about our precious boys cuddling with Dodger 🥰😘 ILY honey!!! 💓

MINNIEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 oh my goddddd I just saw the video, and I’m so overwhelmed with love for this man, this absolutely perfect angel baby 🥺🥺💖💖💖

This was the perfect thing to wake up to, although I’m crying into my morning coffee right now 😭 I’ve never seen anything or anyone cuter, like what the fuck Sebastian???? He’s so incredibly generous and good, and I love that soooo much about him, and whenever he does something like this i’m like… 🥺🥺💖💖🥰🥰🥰😭😭 How is anyone so sweet and kind and cute and wonderful and adorable??? We picked the right guy to obsess over 🥺

The WRAPPING!! How seriously he takes it!!!! The organizing them under the tree 😭 I’m still not over him asking about the cookie and saying he doesn’t know how to gift wrap, it’s just so freaking adorable 😭 I hope someone told him he did a great job with all of that, because clearly he really wanted to and was trying his very, very best 🥺 (and I don’t want to take away from the generosity of this but oh my god, all he wants is for someone to tell him what to do & tell him he’s a good boy, isn’t it? the subastian vibes ✨)

Also he’s just so…Sebastian about the whole thing, the cute little faces he makes. Oh god he’s the best. I’m soooo grateful for Sebastian Stan this morning too (and every morning, pretty much) 💛💛💛💛 I definitely understand how you’re feeling honey, like, my heart is exploding, basically 😭 Thank you so much for screaming about this in my inbox, I love that, and you, soooo much 💕💕💕 I hope you slept well too, and hope you have a wonderful day my love 🥰🥰