#so I'm good

[fa113nm00n]

Didn't create a new character, just wanted to look through the hairstyles... I do like the Viera's hairstyles... kinda wish they were accessible for the other races as well... I always strive to find the hairstyle with the longest hair in all games I can create a character... I have a very certain weakness (>x<) Too bad one has to worry about how much clipping one can tolerate when it comes to long hairstyles... If I could, I would mod my Amethyst's hairstyle into the one I enjoy drawing her with ^^'

[ladyshandioftheendless]

People be mad that Varric isn't a companion in Veilguard.

Yes. I get it. I was kinda upset too.

But Solas completely obliterated Bianca, so...

Maybe later in the game. Maybe not at all.

Either way, he's still there.

[patchesbeanie]

how are you doing teana? what are you up to recently? 😺

i was at work super intensively, read some poetry, then i went on a tinder date, forgot my jacket at a museum, realized i still have feelings for a guy i went to highschool with and now i'm reading the dnf pride and prejudice fanfic

[ohbeesneeze]

I got the first part of my two-part tiddy installation surgeries yesterday, I’m a little sore now, but it definitely wasn’t as scary as I thought it would be

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

The Mightiest Mewtwo raids........ pass.

[irregularevil]

No, Wine, Magic.

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

[modmad]

hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?

oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[hsydneymalcontentarchive]

[09.08.2015]

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[makiruz]

Where's Pizarro?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[tickfleato]

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly