#so I think this is kind of swaggy don’t you?
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[Image ID: The whole image is at an angle; Kris, in their dark world form, has their legs coming from the left corner of the image. They are pointing towards the viewer at an angle, and are giving a small smile at us. One red glowing red eye is showing through their bangs as one of the light sources; the other light source is the red soul above their head. Behind them is the DR battle layout, with the green square towards the top right corner and below that a bar that says "KRIS HP" and further down after the teal health bar it says "SUSIE HP" /End ID]
Kris Dreemurr (not silly)
#originally this was for the#non-binary swag competition#so I think this is kind of swaggy don’t you?#but yeah#kris dreemurr#Deltarune#the soul#fanart#might have to click for better quality#artsycandraw
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Maggie idk how to convey how much intrinsic warmth means to me.
Very few fics have impacted me the way this one has. You dragged me in from the first line; I’ve reread IW (PLUS all the Satoru one-shots, in order thank you very very much!) 5 times. And each time I find something new about my Hebi-Hebi. The Satoru POVs have really helped me see the deeper meanings in the main story, they’ve added color, depth to an already perfect (imho) piece. I can’t get enough of it.
It’s also the first time I’ve been actually able to “see” the story in my mind. I can see Satoru’s cheek twitch when he’s pretending, I can visualize him on the rooftop (beautiful beautiful beautiful), I can see Satoru’s home burning before me. I feel Hebi’s wants, fears, anger viscerally. Especially her love for Satoru. (I mean he is the one that brought me back to this site after years of letting my blog rot) I have NEVER experienced that before! It’s super hard for me to read and enjoy it, but you’ve done it! I’m so grateful to you, to this story you’ve given not just me but the fandom.
I know it’s going to be something I look back on for years. Fondly, softly, with tears in my eyes. (You’ve made me cry so much, but also laugh, fall in love, made my hands ache with longing and shake with anger.) I’m so thankful to you for sharing it with us, idek what else I could say besides that. After all I’m just a pfp on the screen.
Still, I hope that now you know that I think fondly of you, Satoru, and my Hebi-chan. I hope that college is going well, that your pillow is always cool before bed, that your days are full of light and love !
Stay swaggy, Maggie.
- Autumn 💘
Hello hello hi this is so so lovely
I don’t fully know how to respond to this? This is all just so so kind and sweet and lovely of you to say and I’m kicking my feet a lil bit over here.
I’m really glad I’ve, like, … been able to emotionally impact you? Through writing? It sounds so silly but it really is all any writer really hopes to do, even if i am but a writer of x reader fanfic LMAO. The whole ‘the story you’ve given to the fandom’ is WILD truly but it’s so so cool to know that there are genuinely multiple people who rock with IW. Sounds very casual but you know what I mean lol.
Agh. This is just.. really kind. Know that I’m very grateful for you for saying this. <333 Thanks sm. I hope things are going so so cool for you my friend <3
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hi swaggy!
sorry for living in your inbox and sending flowers to you so often, i hope you don’t mind!today i’m here because you sent me the “send this ask to 10 people whose blogs you think are wonderful” ask while i wasn’t feeling it and i was taking a tumblr break, and it has v’been in my ask box since! i’ve been a little intimidated and overwhelmed to answer it so i thought i’d share how thankful i am you thought of me here!
i’m so glad poeple were sending you the ask from the game because you and your blog are so wonderful! you have such a unique style of writing where i van hear your voice in every post you post, i would know a swaggy post even without a username because you are so unique in the best way! your blog is a breath of fresh air because your opinions are always right and you interact with everybody! you are so exceptionally kind, talented and funny, i’m truly lucky to be friends with you!
no ask of mine is complete without flowers! something about this pink and the bulbs surrounding it reminds me of you!
i hope you are thriving like this flower, and that you are staying cool and safe during this lil heat wave here!
sending so many well wishes to you, i hope you know you are a joy here and you deserve only the brightest things to come your way! ily ���
see now i was postponing this bc i literally can't believe the words being said to me. they're so genuine and each time i try to answer this the words i say feel so inadequate in comparison bc like?? how do i top this beautiful gesture?? u and nikka have it out for me fr bc my tear ducts can only take so much crying.
i suck at words so i hope these pics of flowers i took thinking about u return the sentiment. there isn't rlly a theme tho but that's bc i think of u everytime i see a flower!
remember ur my fave kid 🫶🏼
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ayy so I actually wanna ramble on about this bc it made me have thoughts buuut I don’t wanna write a novel of tags on this person’s post lol so I am making my own post, swaggy-style 😎 I miss this dynamic my sister and I used to have. Where I was weird and she begrudgingly dealt with me but deep down she really loved me and supported my interests even if she didn’t get why I liked cartoons and toys when I was “too old” for them. And she was kind of a bully sometimes but I would still cover for her to our mom and get her out of trouble and kiss up to our mom so that she’d let my sister’s friends sleep over. But now it’s so different and I just feel grief like deep in my chest over it. She’s moved out for 6 years now and it’s still so weird not to wake up and hear her voice every morning. Feels so.. wrong and off that I often go days, weeks, on occasion even months without seeing her in person. I have no idea what she’s doing right now and she has no idea I’m lying on the couch posting about her on a platform she thinks is dead. She wouldn’t say it, and it’s okay, I get it, but she pities me. Pities me and is disgusted with me at the same time, I think. Like when I started self-harming, she was like “..seriously? You’re too old for that shit. You just want attention.” She constantly tells me how I have it so easy because I don’t have to work, but she never listens when I tell her I WANT to work but I can never and it’s not fair and it tears me up inside. She just thinks my life is so easy and treats me like I’m an annoying accessory to my mom because the only time she ever sees me is when I tag along on errands bc I’m desperate to leave the house. She talks to my mom about who will “get me” if something happened to my parents, about how she’d treat me like the old people at the nursing home she works at, and honestly I’d sooner kill myself than live like that. I will not be a burden for someone else to bear, I’m just not gonna stand for it. I don’t I’ll aggressively be my own person until the day I die. I just. Miss sharing a room with my older sister. I miss waking up scared in the middle of the night and calling out to her across the room for reassurance. I miss her horrible cooking. I miss her playing Sleeping with Sirens really loud all day. I miss when she had that phase where she pierced everything she saw, including me and her stuffed animals. I miss her and I love her and I wish we could hang out more. She looks like such an adult now. And I’m… well, I sure am here
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💌Secret Admirer: Park Jisung💌
💘Park Jisung x Reader ft. Zhong Chenle being a supportive bestie
💘Genre: Fluff
💘Warnings: None
💘Scenario: It’s the week before holiday break, and Park Jisung, after being urged by his best friend Zhong Chenle to do so, decides to confess to his crush at school....through a series of secret admirer letters.
💌Hello everyone! I hope you are well.
💌Today I have a timestamp/scenario hybrid featuring none other than Park Jisung! I originally wrote this in December like a year ago, so there’s some hint that this takes place in winter lmao
💌Let’s just get right into it! Stay hydrated everyone, and make yourselves comfortable! Grab some blankets, hot chocolate, tea, whatever you need, and I hope you enjoy!
I don’t own any of the photos used! I found them on Pinterest. Credits to the rightful owners of these swaggy Jisung pics!!
✨💌✨
[2:09 PM]-Monday
“Just do it already.” Chenle hissed, smacking Jisung lightly on his shoulder. “You’re lucky I was even able to talk the teacher into letting us go early!”
“It’s only one minute early, Chenle.” Jisung replied with a pout, clutching the rose-colored envelope tightly in his shaking hands. “And you told the teacher it was for true love! She probably thinks we are crazy.”
“We ARE crazy.” Chenle said with a straight face. “Now go put that letter in the locker, Jisung!”
“But I’m nervous. What if Y/n thinks it’s weird?” Jisung replied, his eyes wide. “Even worse, what if Y/n knows it’s me?”
“Ji, isn’t the point of this to eventually end up confessing your feelings? Come on, dude! You got this. Besides, you kept the note anonymous. This is just to see how Y/n reacts to it first, before you swoop in and capture the heart of your one true love.” Chenle exclaimed, draping a hand on his forehead dramatically. Jisung groaned.
“Hurry up, Jisung! You have like thirty seconds until the bell rings!” Chenle exclaimed, pushing Jisung out into the empty hall.
“Ack! Okay!” Jisung took a deep breath, hurrying across the hall. Finally, he reached it. Your locker. Looking around, Jisung gulped before shoving the envelope in the locker and booking it back to Chenle.
“You did it! That’s step one. Now we wait. Y/n will be coming in about 3, 2, 1....” Chenle slapped his friend on the back, pulling him behind the corner of the wall and counting down the seconds on his phone. Jisung waited, holding his breath, as the bell rang, signaling the end of school. Jisung thought he was going to pass out.
[2:10 PM]-Monday
“I’ll see you later, Sungchan!” You called to your friend from class as he turned down a separate hall, waving. In a somewhat happy mood, you headed down the bustling hall to your locker, cradling your books and notebooks in your arms. After putting in the locker combination, you swung open the small blue door. Oddly enough, a red envelope tumbled out, landing at your feet.
“What is this?” You asked, bending down and picking it up. It was slightly bent, but it had your name scrawled messily across the front. Curiously, you opened the envelope, pulling out a note scribbled onto a sheet of notebook paper.
A letter? Cocking an eyebrow, you began to read:
“Dear Y/n.
Um, hello. You might not know who I am, right now, at least, but you will. Eventually. I just wanted to tell you that I really, really like you. Like....I have a crush on you. You’re smart, funny, pretty, and really kind, and I couldn’t help but fall for you. But I’m too shy to tell you in person...right now, at least. You do know who I am, though. And I hope you feel the same way. I hope this doesn’t sound creepy.
Sincerely,
Cupid Park, your secret admirer”
Your eyes widened as you finished reading the short letter, a blush creeping up your cheeks. Cupid Park? Who was that? The note said you knew the person? Wait, someone liked you? You had so many questions racing around your mind as your heart thundered in your chest. You looked around, but through the crowded hall, you wouldn’t be able to see if anyone was there, even if they were. You smiled as you read the letter again, running your thumb over the name “Cupid Park.” You didn’t know anyone named Cupid, so you figured that was a made-up nickname to remain anonymous. You know, Cupid and romance go together. But Park? Park, Park....there was only one Park you could think of. As you packed up your things, your mind immediately went to one person, and one person only. You didn’t want to get too far ahead of yourself, and tried to push down the thought that it could possibly be him who wrote the letter. As soon as you read the name Park, he popped into your head.
Park Jisung. It couldn’t be him, right?
There was no way, absolutely NO WAY, that the boy from your English class who you’d had a crush on since the first day of the school year but were too shy to talk to, had a crush on you. It was just too much to hope for.
Right?
[2:14 PM] -Monday
“Jisung, did you see that? Y/n was smiling!” Chenle exclaimed, pumping a fist into the air. “That’s good, right?”
“Yeah, but Y/n still doesn’t know it’s me, dummy. It could be anyone for all Y/n knows.” Jisung frowned. “Maybe this was a bad idea.”
“Dude, no, it’s not! It’s a great idea! And besides, Y/n is super nice and sweet, we have science together. You won’t get stomped to the floor.” Chenle reassured his panicking friend, patting his back.
“Wow, thanks, I’m glad not being stomped is the only goal here.” Jisung narrowed his eyes, peeking around the corner again as you closed your locker, still clutching his letter in your hands.
“You know what I mean. And come on, let’s go, if we go now, we can walk by Y/n, and maybe you can say hi.”
“Chenle what—“ Jisung began as Chenle grabbed his arm, pulling him forward and in the direction of you as you walked down the hall.
“Just say hi as we walk by! It’ll be fine!” Chenle assured him, pushing him into the busy hall.
Jisung panicked, freezing right in the middle of the hall as you approached.
He caught your eye as you walked by, and quickly raised his hand in a wave.
“Hi Y/n!” Jisung called out, much louder than he meant to.
You gave him a look of surprise before smiling that bright smile, the one that made his heart flutter, and waving back. You still held the letter safely in your other hand, clutching it to your chest.
“Hi Jisung!” You replied cheerfully before turning down the other end of the hall. You seemed positively overjoyed, which was a good sign to him. Could your happy mood be because of his letter? He sure hoped so. After all, the two of you didn’t talk often. The most he had done on his own was ask you for a pencil once (after Chenle stole his so that he would ask you for one, of course). The only other time was that one occasion when the teacher had partnered the both of you up for a project. He hadn’t said much to you then, either, and neither did you, for that matter, but he was secretly overjoyed to have been partnered with you. So, your bubbly greeting was a but of a surprise to him. But, it was a pleasant surprise, nonetheless.
[2:12 PM] -Wednesday
You rushed as fast as you could from math class to your locker, your heart pounding in anticipation of another letter. You still didn’t want to get your hopes up too high, but you were pretty sure the one writing the letters really was Jisung. After all, on Monday he had walked by you on your way out of the school, and you knew for a fact he usually didn’t come down that hall at that time. On Tuesday you had found another note in your locker, this one simply commenting that you looked “really pretty” that day, and quickly mentioning that he enjoyed hearing your essay.
The only class you had written an essay for recently was English. Jisung was in your English class.
You reached your locker, your fingers fumbling quickly with the combination lock. All the pieces made sense. Cupid Park, in your English class, had to be Jisung. Who else could it be? You just couldn’t believe there was a possibility that the boy liked you back.
Yanking open the locker door, another red envelope fell out. Having expected it, you caught it before it had the chance to tumble to the floor, and tore it open excitedly, your heart pounding.
“Dear Y/n,
I wonder if you know it’s me yet. And I wonder if you are okay with it. I hope you are. Holiday break is starting at the end of this week, and I want to reveal myself to you before then. After school ends on Friday, will you meet me in the library? I have something for you, and I want to confess my feelings, in person this time. I hope you will come.
Until then,
Cupid J. Park, your secret admirer”
Cupid J. Park. The “J” was a new addition, and you almost screamed out loud in the middle of that hallway. This practically confirmed it, didn’t it? Your secret admirer had to be Jisung! It just had to be! Jisung could bet on you meeting him in the library on Friday, you wouldn’t miss that for anything. He could count on it.
Closing your locker with a joyful giggle, you practically skipped down the hall. You couldn’t wait for Friday!
[2:14 PM] -Friday
Jisung paced nervously at one of the study tables in the front of the library, clutching the carefully-wrapped present in his hands. Chenle had helped him pick it out, and he thought it was perfect. It was a pale-pink knit beanie, the same shade as the sneakers you always wore. He hoped you would show up. He didn’t know what he would do if you didn’t. He might cry, honestly. Yep, that seemed like a very possible option.
Jisung kept glancing at the door as the seconds ticked by. Finally, the clock turned to 2:15, and suddenly, you appeared in the doorway of the library, a pearly grin plastered onto your face. He would never NOT find that smile beautiful in every way.
“Oh my gosh...” he breathed, as your eyes finally landed on him, your face lighting up!
“Jisung! I knew it!” You hurried toward him, stopping short in front of him and almost tripping on the library carpet.
“Huh?” He asked, his cheeks flushing red.
“I knew Cupid Park was you!” You giggled. “I didn’t want to get my hopes up because I really really like you, but I didn’t want to think it was you in case it wasn’t, and—“ You rambled, and Jisung blinked, taken aback.
“Wait, you like me too?” He asked excitedly, a grin spreading on his face.
You stopped, your cheeks flushing pink. He nearly combusted on the spot at the adorable sight. You nodded, and he almost let out a squeal of sheer joy.
“Um, yes. Yes I do!” You said, covering your face with your hands.
“Well—“ Jisung said, and you lowered your hands. “—as you have figured out, I like you too! You really knew it was me?” He asked. He knew he dropped a lot of hints, courtesy of Chenle, but he didn’t actually think it would actually be THAT obvious.
You nodded again. “Like I said, I didn’t want to hope too much, but I had a feeling it was you. After all, you’re the only ‘Park’ that came to mind who has English with me, and the “J. Park” just confirmed it! But, well, I had a feeling, even on Monday. I’m really glad it’s you.” You explained, laughing. Jisung grinned, suddenly remembering the gift that was still in his hands.
“Oh! Christmas is soon, and um, this is for you. I got it with my friend Chenle. He helped me pick it out, because I wanted to get you something, but I didn’t know what to get.” He held out the red-wrapped package, mentally kicking himself for giving you all those unnecessary details. He probably seemed incapable, now, and you probably thought Chenle did all the work!
“Oh! You got me something?” Your eyes widened, and you accepted the gift, gently tearing the paper off. “And I know Chenle, he’s in my science class.”
Jisung nodded, watching as you finished unwrapping the present, delicately pulling the soft pink hat from the wrapping paper.
“Oh my gosh, this is so cute, Jisung! I love it!” You exclaimed, suddenly lurching forward and wrapping him in a hug. He could feel your heart pounding in your chest and knew you were just as nervous as he was in this moment.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” You stepped back, blushing deeply. “For the hug.”
“No, it’s okay.” Jisung assured you, feeling his own cheeks heat up even more. “It was more than okay, actually.”
Why did he have to be like this? “It was more than okay.” He mentally kicked himself for the second time. Chenle would be making fun of him so much right now if he were here.
Much to his relief, you simply laughed, and began putting on the hat. “Technically we aren’t supposed to wear hats in school, but it’s after school, so I’m going to wear it anyway. Besides, the librarian is really nice.” You said while shoving the beanie over your hair.
Jisung smiled at you before turning around to glance at the librarian, who was at her desk, watching the both of you with a knowing smile. Jisung felt even more embarrassed.
“I wish I had something for you now.” You said, frowning.
“Oh no! It’s okay!” Jisung smiled. “Well....” He stared shyly at the floor.
“What is it?” You asked.
“Would you like to go on a date? With me? Next Friday?” He asked, scratching the back of his neck. “We could go see a movie or something, or we can stay in and watch a movie. ‘Tis the season to watch Frozen, am I right?” He rambled, blushing. Frozen? FROZEN?
“I would love to! And I love Frozen!” You replied, making Jisung feel slightly more relaxed.
“Then that’s a perfect gift.” He replied, brushing the hair out of his eyes.
You smiled, and the both of you stod there for a moment, just blushing and grinning. Jisung had to remember to thank Chenle later for urging him to do this whole thing in the first place!
“Oh, um, here, let’s exchange numbers.” Jisung said, pulling his phone out of his pocket. You did the same, and the both of you swapped phones. Carefully, Jisung typed his number and name, debating whether or not to asd a heart. Why not? He quickly added a green heart at the end of his name before handing your phone back to you, quickly realizing he shouldn’t have worried about the heart at all.
Because you had added a pink one next to your name in his phone.
“So, secret admirer.” You giggled. “I’ll see you Friday?”
“See you Friday.” Jisung agreed, positively beaming.
#jisung#nct jisung#park jisung x reader#park jisung fluff#nct#nct dream#nct x reader#park jisung scenarios#jisung ff#park jisung ff#nct dream ff#park jisung scenario#park jisung fanfic#jisung x y/n
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OUAT Thoughts Pt.7--Episodes 16-17
I have watched through S1E17; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for those further behind than I am.
—I got chills when Snow remembered Prince Charming. That was such a beautiful moment…and then Prince Charming got dragged away by his fake-father’s soldiers.
—Really, though, what is King George’s plan here? He just bumps off his son and heir and expects the entire kingdom to roll with it?
—I guess Rumplestiltskin did find a way to bottle love, after all. How clever of him. Also, he should keep the cloak. It would look great with his outfits, and that house does look rather drafty.
—I adore that Mr. Gold is a lawyer. It makes total sense with all his wheeling and dealing and contracts.
—His store is a bit cluttery, but it’s also quite pretty. And the items in there (such as the genie lamp, and those people-dolls from the Jiminy Cricket episode) are more of the little details that make this show so next-level.
—Speaking of Jiminy Cricket, that little CGI cricket is so cute!
—I love the nuance of light and dark in this show. The heroes are portrayed as good partially because they have a little extra light, but also because they choose not to give into their darkness. These days, heroes are more likely to be portrayed as flawless, because people are uncomfortable with a hero having dark spots. (I, personally, adore that, and I even enjoy that little bit of uncomfiness.) And the villains, or at least some of them, have this tiny kernel of light that still shines even when most of their former light has been snuffed out.
—The best villains are the ones who make you think, “Under certain circumstances, the hero might just become this.”
—FINALLY, SOME WONDERLAND CONTENT!!!!
—The Mad Hatter’s clothes somehow manage to be atrocious and exceedingly swaggy at the same time. The colors of his fairytale clothes are kind of disgusting together, but the construction of the outfits is top-tier. His mostly-black wardrobe in the “real” world is great.
—I did see it coming that he knows who he really is. He introduced himself as Jefferson in the “real” world, and it was the same name as his fairytale self.
—He is appropriately unhinged for this show’s version of the Mad Hatter. Well done. *enthused applause*
—It’s nice that Emma is finally starting to take Henry’s theory seriously. It’s about time!
—I don’t like seeing Mr. Gold and the Evil Queen apparently working together. I prefer them at each other’s throats (and Mr. Gold winning).
—*A-hyuck* I suppose among some crowds this might be the most unpopular opinion I’ve ever held, but Rump/Mr. Gold is much more attractive than the Mad Hatter.
—I’m intrigued as to what’s up with the Queen of Hearts’ face. Why does she keep it covered? Frankly, the biggest surprise would be if she was super-duper gorgeous, because that would go contrary to most every other depiction of her.
—I was unreasonably excited to hear Mr. Gold use the phrase “rather more” to describe something, because I use that as a descriptor all the time. (I think he was saying Snow and/or Emma was rather more difficult than was expected, or something like that.)
—Another little detail I love: the Mad Hatter’s beheading scar. Ouch.
#once upon a time#ouat#Snow White#prince James charming#king George#rumplestiltskin#mr. gold#jiminy cricket#the mad hatter#wonderland#Emma swan#martianbugsbunny reviews
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* . THEM WITH A READER WITH STRETCH MARKS !
included in headcanon — cc!dream, cc!george, cc!sapnap, cc!nihachu, cc!karl, cc!quackity
rating — fluff
warnings — n/a
note ! — I use the word beautiful a lot, and I just want y’all to know that I use words like this for everyone, not a specific gender <3
* . DREAM
mans is educated okay?
he knows what they are
knows what causes them
and knows that they are completely normal
when he first noticed them, he didn’t say a thing
in all honesty
he didn’t even pay kind to them really
a large percentage of people had them, and he had seen them on many before
so he didn’t draw attention to them
if however you are insecure because of them, or don’t feel confident wearing certain things because of them
you better get ready for a lecture
dream assures you that they are there for a reason, and that they are perfectly normal and beautiful
^ also one of the guys that would call them ‘tiger stripes’
* . GEORGE
similar to dream
he knows what they are
and what they look like
but he couldn’t even begin to tell you what they are from
but despite that (and similar to dream) he knows that it’s normal
when he first sees them on you, he’d definitely stare
not in a bad way
but he’d just stare in wonder in a way
^ wants to learn more about them
if you’re insecure about them
george suddenly becomes your personal cheerleader and hype up man
^ assures you that even if you may not see them as beautiful
he does
and he always will
“I’ll love them enough for the both of us”
* . SAPNAP
l o v e s t h e m
like literally
he thinks they make you not only look cool
but also thinks that they add a story onto your body
the lines and placement of the marks just show a story without any words needed
he thinks they’re pretty neat
if your insecure with them
he will argue (lovingly) with you and try to show/convince you that they are very swaggy
even if you don’t believe him in the end, or still don’t see it
he will respect it
but be ready to be reminded of how he sees them every waking minute of every day
he’s a tracer
loves to run his finders over the lines and dips
^ very touchy in general
* . NIKI
niki 100% has a shit ton of stickers that depict all different body types and sizes
^ she is a strong believe and supporter of the ‘all bodies are beauty’ saying
so that being said
she doesn’t look at you any differently for having them
nor does she point them out — she doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable!
but if she notices that you aren’t the most confident or comfortable with them
you will have her reminding you hourly how beautiful she thinks you and them are
okay I saw a picture once
so go with the flow here
niki would love to paint or draw on them — specifically with gold paint/ink
or make up cute patterns on them
^ turns them into literal art
* . KARL
very verbal with his love
constant compliments
daily reassurances
y’know
but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t show to physically either
karl finds himself subconsciously tracing the dips in your skin
when he first saw them I don’t think he really reacted at all
^ maybe wanted to get a closer look at them so he could appriciate them
if you’re insecure about them
again — constant shower of affection, compliments, and reassurance
he just wants you to see yourself the way he sees you
and he wants you to see that even with ‘imperfections’ on your body
you’re beautiful
* . QUACKITY
another ‘tiger stripes’ man
but like
imagine dialled to 10
is a longtime participant in running his hands over them
over and over again
he says they’re quote on quote
“interesting to feel”
^ he means that in the nicest way ever
he’s educated a bit on stretch marks but has never actually given thought to them
when he first sees them he probably thinks no ty big of it let’s be honest here
if your insecure about them
first he’ll ask who the hell hurt you
second he’ll ask if there’s anything he can do to prove how beautiful they are
whispers of love and adoration for them
#mcyt imagine#mcyt x reader#dream smp imagine#dream smp x reader#::dreamwastaken#::sapnap#::georgenotfound#::nihachu#::karl jacobs#::quackity
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dave strider dating headcanons
1k words, spoiler free
warnings: some swearing, mentions of brief fears (spiders, heights, loud noises), some swearing
pairing: dave strider x gn reader, optional brief skirt wearing
a/n: I am still in act 4 of homestuck so pls !! no spoilers !! take my interpretation of the characters with a grain of salt !!
also why is there no homestuck x reader fics?????? Am I looking in the wrong place????? Why are there barely 80 dave x reader fics on ao3 and almost none on tumblr??????? Did homestuck’s popularity just miss the x reader fic train???????? if so I fully intend to fix that (this is the first two or so pages of my dave dating hcs doc, I’m on page five and show no signs of stopping)
also since I’m still in act 4 right now I’m only writing for Dave, probably Jade, John, and Rose (maybe some of the trolls but it’ll be on a case by case basis until I feel like I know them well enough to write for them)
aged up to 18+ for moderate sex jokes lol
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Someone told me once that they think Dave is the only character they know of who can match my feral chaotic energy
And honestly I have to agree
Dave is a very strategically feral, chaotic person
You know that thing where
Wait I’ll see if I can link it here
I can’t find the post but
I forget what it said verbatim
But basically that if you want to take the piss out of someone who has an Intellectual Superiority Complex you just need to act brazenly confident and sure about something you know is incorrect and as long as you don’t let on that you’re joking they’ll argue with you endlessly and it’s fucking hysterical
Dave does that
All the time
He will deadass argue with the Smart Kid in his class that the moon is fake for hours
He’ll argue endlessly that Terry Crews, Kevin Hart, and Kevin James are the same person shifting forms with randos online
He does that thing where he one ups conspiracies with more outlandish conspiracies
“The moon landing is fake”
“Uh, bro, you still believe in the moon?”
You got a truly delightful video once of him arguing with a smart kid in class about one of those ridiculous topics
Like glinda being a princess
He leans forward, tilts his glasses, and says in the most confident self assured voice
“Okay- riddle me this, bro,”
He points to the guy
“If pee isn’t stored in the balls, where do you hold it? In your hands?”
The entire class erupts into screaming laughs
The teacher enters to the guy getting up in Dave’s face screaming about sperm and piss
Both of them got a detention
If you can match his irony and sense of humor beat for beat
His brain goes into in love overdrive
You basically never “break character” and it’s fucking immaculate
He didn’t know you could vibe so well with someone
Every bad joke you make
Every meme reference
Every act of idiocy for the sake of the joke
He falls harder
It’s kind of scary for him at first
Having these raw genuine feelings so close to him
He covers with humor as usual
But part of him is freaking out a little
It’s sort of like finding a possum in your house
And then you realize there’s more possums hidden around
Then you run into the bathroom, look in your closet, check the pantry
There are possums everywhere
They don’t seem mean
They’re actually kind of cute
But what the fuck
Aren’t possums usually supposed to stay outside?????
So yeah when he falls he falls hard
I might do Dave crushing on you hcs too
One of his favorite ways to spend time with you is just chilling together doing separate activities and periodically updating each other
He’ll be working on some sick beats
You’ll be sitting on his bed doing something you love
Drawing, bullet journaling, blogging, editing videos
Whatever your thing is
It genuinely makes him feel so close to you to just
Be near you
He has this sort of deep quiet admiration for you
For a while he genuinely has no idea how to connect the two aspects of his feelings for you and how he’s used to expressing himself
He feels like he can’t tell you how much he likes you cause like
That’s not swaggy bro
So a lot of his affection is in little ways
He knows all of your favorite snacks and drinks
Favorite candies and gum
He will protect you from anything you’re afraid of
Spiders? Gets rid of them so fast you literally didn’t know it was there
Loud noises? Has you listen to his latest mixtape when you’re going through somewhere noisy
If you have any mental health problems or we you bet your ass he will do so much research on how to support a friend with [insert thing]
Picks up on a lot of your cues and mannerisms quickly
Knows exactly when to give you his jacket, when to show you the perfect meme, when to take a study break
When to just pull you into a random dance party
He really likes dancing badly with you
Just failing around and spinning you around
If you like to wear skirts he likes the way your skirt flows when he twirls you
It looks so flowy
Like water or something
His favorite part is after you’ve been dancing for a while
When the song ends or when you get tired
How you’ll both kind of slow down and laugh and catch your breath
You’re still holding his hand
And you’re standing really close to him
He thinks you’ve never looked more beautiful
He never wears his sunglasses when you dance
He claims it’s because he doesn’t want them to fly off
But it’s really bc he doesn’t want anything getting in the way of watching you laugh and smile so much
Oof he’s got it bad for you
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A12, B4, C1, C11, optional D5, E4, F2!
A.12 Favorite tattoo(s)?
tie between majima and katsuya. yes, really!! katsuya ! that crane is sooooooo lovely.
B.4 Who would you like to post more about but you don’t? Why don’t you?
id like to post more about Okudera. i dont post about him as much as I want because im trying to pretend to be a little normal.
C.1 What was the most infuriating moment?
[Y5 SPOILERS] WHAT HAPPENED TO MIREI PARK!!! She got kiled offscreen and they never even showed us body !!!! and she had so much potentialllllllllll aaaaaa. my girl really got done dirty. will never forgive this one. she should have had a bigger role in Ishin too.
runner-up is every 2nd choice kiryu has ever made.
C.11 Which character has the best taste in clothing? Who has the worst?
nishiki's red suit comes to mind. its so swaggy. truly love. as for the worst, probably the florist.
D.5 Which character do you think isn’t portrayed well/ is misunderstood by the fandom?
hmmm well this is certainly controversial but I think people often dont make majima Mean Enough (at least in 90s-2000s era, but other times too). Like OF COURSE he has a lovely tender goofy kind side as well but I think people tend to downplay how terrible he is to his boys, and how he does have this mean streak where he can lash out. totally valid to focus away from that nasty stuff though :/ no hate to anyone
E.4 Ramen or Takoyaki?
I'd love to try takoyaki someday but im already a Certified Ramen Lover and I doubt id ever go turncoat. I don't like meat much anyway.
F.2 Which restaurant would you like to try? Who would you treat to a meal?
KANRAI. or an okinawan restaurant! and I'd want to treat one of Kiryu's kids, maybe Ayako, because they deserve a nice expensive meal :/ this is if I can even afford it though haha!
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🎉 NEW GAME: Introduce your mutuals to everyone and what do you think of them? 🎉
Hsdfgjkl I’m sorry this is so late — please forgive me dear anon 😭🙏
Uh I’m gunn’ choose only some of my moots… but remember that I love all of you guys sm!!
@quirrrky - rei! she’s one of my first moots and is super kind & nice, she’s like also a big sis figure to me, literally a queen of aesthetic, you should check out her blog if you don’t believe me!
@pyobeul - maddy maddy maddy. another very first moots of mine, and one of the closest. sometimes i love you but sometimes i also hate you so ig it must be true love <3
@trimisu - hehe trish! she’s really nice but also fun, has an undying love for food and dogs and i love it ♡︎
@bubble-bootie - rae! ik you’re on hiatus so sorry if this bother you but i wish you all the best in your studies! oo tis girl is v. cool and swaggy. really enjoy talking / interacting with her ❦
@sillykawa - CAN I PLEASE TELL YA HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR ANIME CONVO??? OMG AMANDA I’M ON SS3 OF AOT AND HOLY COW THIS ANIME SURELY FULL OF SURPRISES BUT OH WAIT THAT’S QUITE OFF THE POINT BUT WHAT I REALLY WANNA SAY IS YOU’RE JUST SO NICE AND I’D LOVE TO GO WINDIW SHOPPING WITH YOU MY DEAR SISTER IN LAW. (oh i almost forgot, bring emma, too <3)
@solaxena - :) ily athena, you’re really so so sweet and amazing and ily ♡︎♡︎♡︎ seeing you on my dash or in my notif always able to bring a smile to my face honey ily <3
@kitacharm - the sweetest person i’ve ever known in this app, nat! thank you for existing darling ilysm ❤︎
@the-olive-sage - another very first moots of mine, always liking my posts which i really appreciate it, ty lovely tysm :>
@arquitecturadelanada - oh elle you have the kindest soul. you make me feel calm and peaceful everytime i talk to you ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
@your-girl-mj - mj! ik we haven’t interact a lot but hey, a soft reminder to please take care of yourself cuz i really care about you a lot ꨄ
As you can see that I said ‘nice’, ‘kind’, ‘ily’ and other things a lot — but that’s because it’s just the way ya’all are. However ahem hem… it’s not really necessary for ya’all to be nice with me 24/7. I’m actually v. rough & chaotic irl so yeah bahahaha @maddy i’m pretty sure you’ve already seen that side of me a lot, haven’t ya?
#♔ signed by bambam#from : anon#anw ty for dropping by anon!#srry for such late repl’ too#please forgive me TwT#♡︎ bambam answer
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Damn you're pretty swaggy. I enjoy reading about your thoughts and analysis a lot. Honestly all of the vmin analysis blogs I've come across so far really help me think more rationally, clearly, and respectfully, both wrt shipping and thinking about the members in general. I hate that you keep getting these randos targeting you in your inbox but the way you deal with them is admirable. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Have a good day!💜
Lol, swaggy huh? 😝 I am mostly just tired of toxic beliefs and behavior. It doesn't lead to any good for anyone to attack or downplay or feel superior. Not to mention whatever shippers say it won't change what BTS are or do. They love each other and that's that.
I am glad you have this impression of me, my analysis and the Vmin community and that you feel it has helped you too. 💜😚
Also, thanks for caring about me and the asks I get. 💜 None of you have to worry though, because after all these years of getting death threats, have my words be described as cancer inducing and being attacked just for having a different ship or different idea etc. I guess it just doesn't affect me much anymore. It can be a bit annoying, but sometimes it's even amusing.
Being open and nice (mostly, perhaps a bit swaggy or salty at times) or to simply ignore it has to me been working the best. I honestly think respect is a much better approach if you want people to listen and consider your opinions. Hate is just hate, so... It's easy to shrug off. Like I said most of the time the ones sending these kinds of asks don't even seem to understand my stance, my analysis or Vmin at all for that matter.
You have a good day too! ☺️💜 Thanks for the ask @swingingrobin.
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Treasure as suggi songs
Warning: explicit language!!
[a/n]: so i just finally started watching Treasure Map since i've had this week off and... I LOVE TREASURE SO MUCH!! i'm still learning more about them, but i thought it would be fun to try to make this while i still don't know them that well :-] also, i've been listening to suggi a lot these days :D
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NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS CONTENT AND I FEEL SO DELIRIOUS RN SO THIS IS GONNA BE FULL OF CRACC ENERGY BUT! I HAVE DELIVERED!!
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Hyunsuk as money money money and LOL
so i immediately went: what is the swaggiest song suggi has ever released and it was between money money money and LOL >:o the money song is actually about struggling financially but the sound and vibe are just... swag... cool... and Hyunsuk has the most swag and he is the swaggiest person with the most swag who has swag- so clearly. this song is the right choice! also since this song talks about the responsibilities of money, i’m sure Hyunsuk has a lot of responsibilities to deal with as the leader :D for LOL, the song is about laughing at haters and honestly that is the most swaggy thing a person could do... i’m sure Hyunsuk also laughs @ his haters ><
Jihoon as ex best friend
so the one thing i'll never forget about Jihoon is him helping a foreign trainee with his English in Treasure Box. this song is about... well it's obvious from the title LOL but the lyrics where suggi says 'teach you how to be a friend' and just the vibe of showing a friend around and helping them out reminds me a lot of Jihoon. (i hope that trainee is doing okay :(( he was so cute) buT anyways Jihoon as the leader (Hyunsuk and Jihoon are co-leaders... right?) treats his members with so much kindness ;3;
Yoshi as fuck u, goodluck. and Bunny Do
honestly this song is about wishing an ex-lover luck with them learning how to not break hearts for a change and Yoshi has absolutely broken my heart because of how BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS... so Yoshi pls stop breaking teumes hearts... Bunny Do is about falling in love with someone (because you think that comforting them will make them fall in love with you but ignore this part for a sec!) and honestly... i think we’re all in love with Yoshi. like... he is so pretty, you can’t tell me that you’re not in love with him - that’s literally a lie...
Junkyu as cheer up
so this song is a reminder to be happy! cheer up! and honestly every time Junkyu smiles... my heart leaves my chest and flies to the sun. literally. out of my chest and towards the sun BECAUSE this man’s smile is so! pretty! i think flowers could bloom if you placed them next to Junkyu... seriously every time i’m sad, i just look at his smile and feel 10x better. he is s o p r e t t y and he makes me :D and he is just so full of cheerful energy!
Mashiho as get u a bunny
MASHIHO IS THE CUTEST MAN ON THIS PLANET,, HE CAN LITERALLY melt my heart by just.. existing... bUt this song is about suggi's bunny and how much the bunny cheers suggi up and honestly... Mashiho is like that for me. He doesn't have to do anything - his presence already makes me happy. Plus he looks a bit like a bunny when he smiles hehe him and his cute teefies.
Jaehyuk as Ur Just a Fan
This song is one of my favourites; it's an absolute masterpiece. But in the mukbang video (first episode of Treasure Map?), Jaehyuk gave me the vibe of 'this group can't live without me'. It really seemed like he was looking out for everyone, even in the other episodes, and I really think Treasure would be missing something without him :( That goes to say with all of the members ofc! but this song's lyrics, like 'one day you will miss me there', 'i'm still put on repeat' reflect how important Jaehyuk's presence is! the song is like 'how are you doing fine without me? you should miss me!!' and yes Jaehyuk... we are not fine without you, never :(
Asahi as I Feel Love and debbie downer on christmas
so i don’t know why, but Asahi is such a comfort boy to me... he’s so soft and he makes me feel at peace? I Feel Love is about feeling loved when you support your idols and honestly... I think I can equate feeling loved with feeling at peace if that makes sense? the way he’s so calm and in the zone while producing music... gosh i could go on forever. debbie downer on christmas is really just about being a homebody and that’s literally Asahi :] so cute
Yedam as astroboy.
not only is Yedam an astroboy who isn't like the rest and shines brightly among the stars, but i feel like Yedam's sweet voice would suit this song so well... if he ever sings this i will literally fall off my chair even though i'm not sitting on a chair right now LOL but also, this song is suggi's most popular and Yedam was probably the first member i could recognize so :] hehehhe
Doyoung as uwu and Zaddy
uwu is about seeming cute but actually having a dark side and i knOw Doyoung is the local cutie but like.... does he have some hidden sides... what is he hiding... sir... and Zaddy is not about what you think it is! it’s about revenge - the song literally say ‘sweet revenge’ and i wonder if Doyoung enjoys revenge... like imagine an evil/bad boy version of Doyoung... *adds bad boy!Doyoung to drafts* nO but since Sanha from Astro is a cutie with a dark side, i can’t help but wonder if Doyoung is the same... is revenge sweet for him? whAt is he hidinG
Haruto as Adore
i’m sorry y’all ,, this one is a little more personal cause the part where suggi sings ‘i love you’ i just,,, couldn’t help but think of Haruto after hearing this song,,, it’s about loving someone (clearly) and Haruto was my first bias... he still is my bias so far... and i just can’t help but love him.... for more general reasons though, the guitar in the chorus reminds me of Haruto - it’s electric and i don’t know why but imagining Haruto playing a red electric guitar is such a pretty sight for sore eyes,,, i hope i can see it one day ;3; i hope we can all see it heh
Jeongwoo as Dude... Wtf
i mean the title is kind of self-explanatory but this man is the biggest cracchead and i love him for it. also the part before the chorus where the song goes ‘now you’re on the run run’ just reminds me of that episode where they’re showing Mashiho around Seoul aND JEONGWOO WAS ZOOMING SO FAST and running everywhere like sir,,, gimme some of your energy pls... and honestly this song’s energy is honestly Jeongwoo like if anyone were to break his heart (i hope that never ever happens) i feel like this would be his response like... lol you’re so dumb for mistreating me like this!
Junghwan as GRIND
so Junghwan is known for his perseverance and dedication (*cough* thank you kprofiles for the info) and this song is clearly about just that! the song reminds you to take breaks though like... pls do not work yourself until you die! but anyways, Junghwan is GRIND because of how hardworking he is... also the song’s vibe just really reminds me of Junghwan? that probably makes no sense but it just does... seriously though, just like the song says, i hope Junghwan remembers to take breaks! and you, reader, take breaks too!!
#treasure#treasure headcannons#treasure hc#yedam#yedam headcannons#haruto#haruto headcannons#junghwan#junghwan headcannons#jeongwoo#park jeongwoo#jeongwoo headcannons#doyoung imagine#treasure doyoung#doyoung headcannons#asahi#asahi headcannons#jaehyuk#mashiho#junkyu#junkyu headcannons#jaehyuk headcannons#mashiho headcannons#suggi#yoshi#jihoon#hyunsuk#hyunsuk headcannons#jihoon headcannons#yoshi headcannons
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Hi! Nosy Anon, and I’m really interested in the pirate au because I really like pirates. Also I think Freak’s sea serpent design is cool!
Oh!! Thank you! I also like pirates. So! I actually have a lot of ideas but they're a bit hard to focus all together. Im going to try but it might get a little weird cause I actually have a few ideas for Freakazoid's actual villains from the show getting translated into it, not just Guitierrez (and geist of course he's there) Line because I don't want to be annoying.
Okay! The small amount of plot! Guitierrez is a privateer with a contract from the king of England. But he's sort of the worst. He is super invested in finding an ancient thing that will give him power over the ocean. There was an ancient magic civilization in this world called "Okerii" (might change) and they found out how to bind deities and smaller spirits of the waves. Freakazoid was one of those spirits, a controller of storms.
Dexter is just a sort of average teen, living in a small coastal town, studying the local ruins, and translating the runes. Guitierrez notices him, somehow, and is like, yay! someone who can read! Imma take. And then he kidnaps dexter. they find an ancient temple and Guitierrez gets distracted by a ton of gold. Dexter tries to escape, pressing down on some symbols and oop, that symbol said free, but it meant free Freakazoid. boom giant sea serpent free. destroys Guitierrez's ship and takes dexter.
Dexter gets stranded on an island with Freakazoid guarding him. they become friends, eventually. More like Dexter becomes slowly adjusted to freakazoid.
Geist is a famous pirate who is known for taking over ships, tossing bad captains overboard, and taking in any who wish to join. He's also interested in power over the sea but is not as invested in hunting it down. He finds dexter on the island. (geist has some sort of relation to the ancient civilization and Guitierrez i just havnt thought it through)
As for other ideas!
Candle Jack: A ghost of the sea. He comes when his name is called and both steals away men and set ships aflame when enough people from the same ship have called upon him. some say this is because he was a sailor that died on a burning ship where someone was careless with a candle. ooooh~ spoopy. Makes fog appear for aesthetic reasons.
Cobra queen: is a kind of mermaid. has the tail of a sea snake and can control some of the big creatures of the deep. Likes sinking ships. She became a mermaid in a similar way to the show, except it was a crack beauty solution sold by a con man. But she got swaggy powers?
The lobe: a captain of a mechanical ship he designed himself. besides that, ain't got much.
(Im working on their designs)
#freakazoid au#freakazoid#dexter douglas#geisterfahrer#ask hermes#hermes speaks#thanks for asking!!!!#nosy anon
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yo HOW do you get the ombré color in your letters like?? that’s so swaggy 👺
AHAHA hi anony!! and thanks ^.^ i’m not sure if you wanted this but okay tutorial time:
note. i do not know if there’s any way to do it on mobile because of tumblr options, so i’ve been doing it on desktop. :)
HOW TO GET COLOR GRADIENT TEXT FOR YOUR POSTS.
step one. i use this website to get the html code
the steps are self-explanatory, just ignore step 4! you can edit it in tumblr itself. and then you wanna copy the html code (NOT the bbcode).
step two. go to this website (because you have to replace all the ‘;’ in the html code.
paste the html code you copied into the big blankie and replace ‘;’ with ‘blank’. and then copy the code after you click “replace text!”
step three. to make these kinds of posts, you gotta start/edit the post on tumblr DESKTOP. you’ll have to click the settings gear icon (unless there’s a way to change it on mobile that i don’t know about). change the ‘text editor’ option from ‘rich text’ to ‘html’.
you paste the code and then you can hit the preview button to preview your post. :)
tip one. if you’re gonna use it for just the headers for your fics and not on the whole post, have everything (the whole fic including graphics etc) prepared before you change the post to html form. just replace the words you want to put in color gradient form with the html code :)
tip two. sometimes i can edit the post (with the color gradient in rich text mode aka the normal default mode we all use) in the drafts with the color already embedded. other times, i can’t. idk why, just letting you guys know that there may be instances that IF you choose to edit the post again after inputting the html code, you might lose all progress and have to redo all the codes. the rest will be fine there just won’t be any fancy fancy. so, make sure to do it as the last step. :)
and i think that’s it!! it’s pretty easy but fairly troublesome sometimes XD
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The party party part 4
Cj and Carter were sitting by a tree, a bit away from the rest of their group. Carter was quietly saying “Nyah” over and over, rocking themselves back and forth. Poor CJ didn’t know what to do to calm them down. “Carter, sorry if this seems rude. What would you do if we stumble upon some very evil dude with a stupid mustache and a cat?” The goddess asked her nymph friend. Carter stopped sobbing and look at her with a straight face, “cry.”
But unbeknownst to them, the large group was coming up from behind them. “Hey Carter, look at this looser!” Dax appeared with a knocked out monk in A baby carrier on his back. Carter starts screaming and climbs up the tree. “Crap, did the paper bag fall of?” The god ask, trying to look behind him. “I got it.” Cj stomps at the ground and a giant tulip appears. She snips off the bulb and shoves it down on the cat boy monk’s head. “Ok Carter, scary Nyah Nyah boy is gone now!” Cj shouted from the base of the tree. Carter then jumped down from the tree and looked completely fine and not as if he was crying for twenty minutes.
Carter seemed to have calmed down completely, even though all they did was shove a flower on a passed out cat boy. Faithy, Echo, and the two new guest finally caught up with everyone and Faithy was hyped. “Cj, Carter! You gotta meet Jo and Ash! They’re gonna show us how to get to the nearest village.” Faithy announced, but ummmmm she forgot something.
“Yeah, I’m Jo, that’s Ash.” The taller one intruded herself and stuck her hand out for Carter to shake it. Carter screamed in her face and ran back up the tree. “CARTER! YOU WILL COME DOWN AND APOLOGIZE!” Faithy screamed at him, just causing him to screech uncontrollably. Faithy turned to Ash and Jo and smiled sweetly. “I’m sorry for his behavior, and I’m sorry for mine.” Without a moment to question what she said, she pulls out her mace and starts hacking at the tree.
Ash and Jo looked over to the other party members, out of fear? Eh, mainly confusion. But judging by their expressions, this was a normal Tuesday. They look back the priestess and she’s gotten through most of tree and kicks it down. Carter was in fact screaming the whole time, but it got louder as the tree fell with him in it. It made a loud clash and the two conscious cat people reconsider their life choices.
“Faithy, you could have just asked me to come down.” Carter said as he got up unscathed. “Sorry, my bad dude.” Faithy replied as she dust herself off.
“Now apologize to our new friends.” Carter apparently forgot they were there and start screaming yet again. But he was screaming so much his throat ran dry and started choking on his own saliva and passed out. Yes that’s how that works— I DON’T CARE WHAT GOOGLE SAYS.
“Dax, do we have another baby carrier?” Echo asked. “Yeah, but I’m already carrying Mr Ed Sheeran jr.” Dax shook about and the monk’s limbs just flopped around. “Dang, I would carry Carter, but my shoes don’t have the support for it.”
“I mean, can’t you just leave him on that conveniently placed pole right there?” Cj spoke up while pointing at a weird pole sticking out of the ground. They all nodded, and Dax went to stick the monk on the pole.
“Anyway, sorry about Carter. They’re highly afraid of cats for some reason. We haven’t unlocked that part of his backstory yet.” Faithy explained to their new friends. They just nod, not sure what to do. They’re just afraid because they’re gonna be stuck with these lunatics for a while.
After a few hours, they all arrive at a town. With hope in her eyes, Faithy looks for an inn, hoping to skip a tavern this time around, as that normally gets the group into trouble. Behold! The first thing she lays her eyes on is a sign that says, “completely empty inn that’s super cheep that can house your family of 7!” Hopefully no crazy bald man screams about family while they’re there.
“Ok. So, I need a room for my precious family of seven. How can I acquire such a luxury?” The priestess asked the innkeeper. Of course it was the inn keeper, it would be really awkward if that was a random guest...... Dax was doing that on the other side of the room. He was very surprised when Faithy was able to acquire a room and he wasn’t.
They all pile into the room which had 7 beds, which is weird cause you’d think the parents would share one— but good for this inn for making accommodations for single parents. “Ok. What do we do now? Carter is passed out and you’ve banned us from going to the pub.” Cj asked, it was pretty much on everyone’s minds. Faithy eyes went wide, she forgot to actually explain crucial details.
“OKAY! Echo, please wake up Carter and we’ll get this party started.” Echo got up and went over to bed Dax threw him down on and leaned over him. Echo looked rather princely today, maybe it was going to wake it’s love with true love’s kiss? No, cause kissing unconscious people without their consent is weird and creepy and not romantic so don’t do it. “Carter wake up, there are seals.” The nymph immediately shot up and nearly smacked echo in the head with his own.
“Ok, I was lied to. Echo I can’t believe you... actually I can, I just don’t like this current situation.” Carter replied. Echo quickly scooped him up in it’s arms and carried the nymph over to the others. “Dang, Carter coming in style. But alas, no one wishes to carry me!” Dax said dramatically. The blue boy and the goth wizard just roll their eyes and sit down.
“OKAY! So I’ve been lacking in the leader department as of late so.... after this meeting, someone else is getting the leader stick.” Faithy announced. Of course that kinda confused half the people there, man imagine almost doubling your group in a day. “Anyway. I’ll let Jo and Ash explained who they are, then Cj, and I guess it would be polite if the people that have been together for more than a day explain ourselves.” She explained. Everyone seemed chill with that arrangement.
Jo stood up, with her cloak still on. “Hi, so my name is Jo— some people call me Jojo, kinda bizarre if you just add on to my name to make a nickname... anyway...” she then pulled out a map. “Ash is traveling musician and I’m his protection. Anyway, he is going to preform for the sacred protector of Bees up north.” Jo explained while outlining their rout on the map.
“Apparently she’s getting married or something.” Ash cut in and Jo nodded. “Anyway, your leader realized you will be heading north for a while and decided traveling in a big group would be beneficial for everyone.” The bard explained.
“Perfect! Anyway, Cj, your turn. A lot happened since we met, I don’t think we remember much of what you told us.” Faithy said, trying to move things along.
A big weight fell off Cj’s chest. She knew she said things about herself that she’s shouldn’t have, it was a relief on her part. “Well, I have a good relationship with plant life. They will help me out when I call on them or when I don’t... the plants tend to sense when I’m in distress.” She explained as she conjured a vine to come closer that was peaking from the window.
“But I also ran a flower shop that I inherited from— my grandmother... yes her... well she was like a grandmother to me.” Cj quickly shut down, feeling as if she had said too much.
“Anyway, I know everyone is dying to know about me! Hi I’m Echo, I’m super hot I know. I kinda just tuned into lizards. I tried the bug thing, I hated it and went back to lizards cause they’re super cool and swaggy.” Echo said dramatically. “And don’t feel like you have to stay with one kind of magic! What do you need themes for? That’s super mega lame— it’s pretty sussy baka moment.”
Ahhhhh Echo, never failed to speak it’s mind. It’s an inspiration to us all, making people wanting to be their true selves— NO IM NOT PROJECTING... Echo is just an honest person that will tell you when it is adventuring out with others instead of being like “oh yeah, I got to go to sleep”
“I’m Carter, I’m blue, I like seals.” Carter got straight to the point I guess. “Also if someone looks rich, they won’t be much longer. Hehe knifes.”
Faithy just blinks at him slowly. She sighs, just grateful he isn’t screaming at the cat people.
“Hey mortals, I’m Dax, I’m also God. Right now I can sense the nararator wants to make a stupid joke, but they know I would kill them if they did.” Dax piped in. Wait a diddly darn minute, why would I want to make the joke “Dax the—“
“I would tell the tale of how I stumbled across my current favorite mortals, but it’s just not as fun when there aren’t any drunk people around.” Dax took a lean back in the chair that just randomly appeared and started dozing off.
“Hi, I’m Faithy.” The priestess simply ignored her friend and went on. “I was left at the temple as a baby, very generic I know. Anyway, someone left what I thought was a delicious lasagna in my office, so I decided to chow down. What I didn’t know was that was the sacred offering of one the most important nights of the year.... anyway I’m on the run from a whole religion....” she sighed and pulled her knees up to her chest.
At one point I wasn’t sure I was gonna get this far with this story, But here I am! Who do you think the new leader should be? Idk, I haven’t thought that far ahead.
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#friendfiction#the party party#original story#cottage core goddess might fight chaos god???#family of seven#found family#cat boys#cat girl#blue boy is terrified of hot people I guess#oh and is scared of Ed sheeran I guess
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OUAT Thoughts Pt.73--Episodes 17-18
I have watched through S7E18; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for anyone further behind than I am.
—Maybe doing shots while trying to protect yourself against a killer isn’t the best idea. *raises eyebrow at Zelena*
—How can she even consider marrying Chad? I realize he knows now that she has a gnarly past, but he doesn’t have a clue about the fairytale stuff, and the odds of her being able to either live with that detail omitted or actually convince Chad to believe it are pretty slim.
—The idea of fairytale characters leaving their communities to be regular people in the regular world is awful. It’s an unfortunate case of the magic being sucked out of life. It’s fine when it’s one of Storybrooke curses and it’s going to be fixed, and everyone stays together, but when it’s a different curse and I don’t know how it’s going to end and people are actually leaving it just loses a little bit of the sparkle.
—That made no sense, but if you understand the feeling I was trying to convey, here is a gold star 🫴🌟 You deserve it.
—So Zelena burning Hansel’s arms was a greater offense to him than Drizella and Gothel being responsible for Gretel’s death. Alright.
—You know, I don’t like Hansel, but when he snarked on Henry’s lack of belief, considering his Truest Believer status, I couldn’t help agreeing. It’s about time somebody said it.
—Ngl, episode 18 was kind of immensely upsetting. I feel like I’m Alice or Rumple, but I haven’t found my Robin or Belle. Like Alice, I have good days and I have pretty crappy days, but I don’t have a person in my life I know is going to see the best in me and love me on the bad days. A big part of it is that Alice is not too good at what I think is considered normal communication/conversation with other people, and in real life I stumble over words a lot more than I do on here, and I’m not good at figuring out what to say to begin with, and I’m still waiting to find somebody who thinks I’m worth it anyway.
—Now that I’ve been a big Debbie Downer, on to the other stuff!
—Seeing Rumple in full Dark One mode, very clearly a broken man, is one of the saddest moments in the entire show. He’s historically been one of the most confident, secure, bright people in the show, and now all he’s got is the madness.
—Also, him choosing to continue his weary existence so Alice and Robin could be happy together? That made me cry too. Bless him.
—Robin being the messenger between Alice and Hook is one of the sweetest things I can think of. Very good girlfriend.
—Hook accepting that Rumple had changed also made me cry. Man, these two episodes were killer. But he didn’t see the entire span of Rumple’s life, like original Hook did. All he had was the word of other people, which he didn’t trust, and a singe noble act for his daughter, and honestly that being the thing to convince Hook that Rumple was alright is amazing.
—I’m gonna need him to wake up, though, because A) I miss him, and 2) he needs to be reunited with Alice fr.
—The friendship bracelet thing is awesome. Alice and Robin are the best.
—Alice taking care of Rumple in the New Enchanted Forest, and them being friends in Hyperion Heights, is now a sucker punch to the feels. Sure, she’s the Guardian, so she’s compelled to guard him as the Dark One, but there’s a more personal dimension to their relationship that I love. They were friends before, and then he sacrificed his happy ending to make sure she got hers, and it’s absolutely lovely.
—Rumple’s happy ending being death is terribly sad. Everybody else has happy endings that seem a bit implausible or unattainable at times, but they always involve living to love someone.
—It’s totally unnecessary, but I love that Alice corrected Robin from ‘mom and pop bookstore’ to ‘pop and pop bookstore.’ Did they have to put that line in there? No. Does it really mean anything? Again, no, but its casualness and the fact that it isn’t made out to mean anything big or grand is v swaggy to me. This season kinda makes me wish the first seasons had been a little bit queerer.
—It’s fun how Hyperion Heights reversed Alice and Robin’s roles in regards to how widely-traveled they are. It’s fun to watch that knowing more than the characters do.
—I’m a little bit mad at Rumple for taking the magic, because I don’t want Henry to die, but if Regina makes me choose between her and Rumple I’m gonna back Rumple. If he’s got one ride-or-die, I’m it; if he’s got none, I’m dead.
—Kinda wish we had gotten Facilier a little bit earlier, not in the show, because I think he works well with the other characters on the board right now, but in the season, because he’s shaping up to be a pretty intimidating guy, and I’m not sure I think his full potential will be explored.
—Not backing him, though, because he’s in direct opposition to Rumple, and as stated above there is nobody I will choose over him.
—I disagree with some of the personality choices they’ve made for Henry in this season (although I think I understand the narrative reasons) but I think they did an excellent job casting Henry. On a scale of “did they time travel to get the original actor at the right age” to “what the hell were they thinking,” this guy lands right on “I would believe these actors were brothers.” His expressions are spot-on.
—Seeing how much Rumple and Zelena and Hook want Alice and Robin to be happy together makes me happy.
—I’m starting to have the sads about being so close to the end of the show. I don’t adore this season the way I adore the other six, but the end of it is the end of the show that I love, and the end of the stories of the characters I love. Plus, I’m pretty sure Rumple is going to die at the end, and I don’t think I’m emotionally buff enough to handle that.
—To cheer ourselves up, my mom and I are now listening to some of the songs from the musical episode, because that is our happy place. It’s actually low-key working, because how can I be sad with the gorgeous sound of Hook’s voice?
#once upon a time#ouat#zelena#Hansel#Henry mills#rumplestiltskin#Alice#Alice jones#Robin Hood#Alice x robin#Captain Hook#dr. Facilier#regina mills#martianbugsbunny reviews
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