#so HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS HMM
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thewhizzyhead Ā· 2 years ago
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you know my dudes i don't think i'm quite sure on whether i prefer "it's not a game" or "be safe/be good" as a prelude to it's just a ride aka the rtc finale cause like. "It's not a game" fits more musically and thematically to it's just a ride and it sounds so damn good and it focuses on the kids bittersweetingly making peace with their choice to concede for Jane Doe which is VERY important to them making peace with their lives in "it's just a ride" and their character arcs in regards to how they treat Jane Doe BUT THEN AGAIN "be safe/be good" has the kids MOURNING their deaths and the lives they left behind and like,,,the idea of first mourning their own deaths before coming to peace with them via finding the fun in the rollercoaster ride that led to their deaths IS SO FUCKING HEAVY AND PROFOUND ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE KIDS LIKE HOLY FUCK THAT'S IMPACTFUL
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snekdood Ā· 2 years ago
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"people shouldnt keep cold weather dogs in hot climates" dude thats so cool and wise of you!! Now what do people do with their cold weather dogs in their hot climates? Whats the next best move, jackass?
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hershelwidget Ā· 1 year ago
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sorry i just went on an deep dive. it would cost like. 5 or so billion dollar for the octonauts to function. either inkling has pockets as deep as the ocean or thereā€™s some highly illegal behind the scenes nonsense goin on here
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unproduciblesmackdown Ā· 3 months ago
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what if we held on to whatever we get the idea of as Normal as unquestionable & think all you can do to this normal is apply some veneers overtop it to be more polite & also resent that. maybe we could project that everyone who seems to be Annoyingly Disruptively doing more than this must be putting on a performance to look good &/or humor others b/c that's all we ever believe we're doing, & again, we resent even that much....maybe we could use our show of More Polite language to make the same points blaming everyone who our Normal mistreats for their own mistreatment
#perhaps we could lecture autistic people on their; ah; Lacking Social Skills or Intelligence. it's just matter of fact#completely neutral what Annoys those who do well enough when thrown into any group settings; completely neutral how they React#like yeah can't possibly take issue w/anything Acceptable to Encouraged in the realm of even ''successful'' ''normal'' social interactions#infinite ''smh this is why nobody takes ableism seriously'' like oh you mean b/c of the ableism? is why you don't take it seriously?#infinite ways of phrasing that everyone alleged so Annoying With It is just like you but someone actively Putting On An Act too much#all it can possibly be. just as someone's Anti Ableism would be knowingly ''humoring'' / ''tolerating'' an autistic person e.g.#ah you see to this Person Who Identifies As Nonbinary's face i will try to mostly use Their Preferred Pronouns. that's that done#but it's sooo annoying. what's next; multiple &/or changing pronouns? god even worse. so Inflicted Upon my correct norm#if i'm not feeling actively malicious & devious in how i treat someone i am surely as righteous as it gets#having to improve on perfection by occasionally feeling Put Upon to perform politeness around some individuals? ughhh#that's why it's actually illegitimate. shouldn't have to be Put Upon like that. (finding the norm Questionable? out of the question Lol)#shocked ppl report that casual usage of the r word is having a revival. by shocked i mean [already clear ppl didn't care abt that]#& again just the current ''polite'' rephrasing of ableism like oh um :) disabled ppl are just a Specific kind of unintelligent & unskilled#& unprofessional & incompetent & a harmful scourge :) & maybe if they learned to be otherwise they wouldn't be punished :)#just formalized ABA vs the less formalized ABA huh. & the [the Real ableism] it ostensibly is to be saying all this i'm sure#something something not a real ally if they encourage behavior that will Make other ppl treat you badly. helpless neurotypicality :(#just as the ppl saying ableism is baked into terms & phrases used casually well beyond the [bad but lol guess not That Bad r word]#were definitely the ones Advancing Ableism by annoyingly overdoing the Polite Veneer you imagine they were Demanding#(rather than a more thorough questioning of language & accepted ''norms'' in pointing out the logics in their usage / basis)#simultaneously as being too much to ask it was also always so Frivolous as to not be worth the apparently infinitesimal effort#hmm guess we'll never solve the contradictions there....#not even with the ''openly saying 'see? i don't take ableism seriously & now it's Your Fault b/c i saw this & scoffed at it''' clues#& a final shoutout to the classic ''it's called being Realistic'' language in this & wherever else relevantly applied lol. we could go on
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kekewrites Ā· 2 months ago
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tw. Dark content, noncon, dubcon, creampie, size kink, magic onahole/toy/fleshlight, coercion, mind-break, corruption, obsession, gaslighting(?), objectification(?)
part 2 of the onahole troupe
***
"Sweetie~ Are you already out? Come on, you can still keep going."
Hot... It's so hot.
Whining, your body continue to bounce on him, hole swallowing his fat cock. Sweat and cum staining your thighs, sticky and wet as it mixes with your juices.
Such a hot sight. His hands gripping your hips, helping you bounce on him and sometimes meeting your hips with his own, making you whine and sob.
You were so sensitive, having no idea how much time have passed. How many orgasm he pulled out of you.
"I'm helping you, remember?" He sat up, wrapping his arms around as he pulls you close. "Ha... You're so cute. That bastard won't touch you anymore, ok? I'm here."
Barely hanging on, you nodded as your ears started to ring. If there was still a rational part of you awake, you would've find his words suspicious, but you were just too dumb for that. Blindly trusting your friend, believing him with your being.
He promised to help you.
So why does it feel like you made the wrong choice?
That tiny rational thought of yours was pushed as you felt his lips on your own.
***
It was odd how the phantom disappeared after his help.
Your complexion improved, the shadows under your eyes fading as if the weight of their presence had been slowly draining you all along. Sleep came easier now, uninterrupted by restless nights and unwanted pleasure, able to focus studying without it whisking your attention away.
Sitting in class, you were finally able to listen without dreading for the touches.t was freeing.
You were glad you told him.
Smiling a bit, you open your cellphone as you think of hanging out with them. You really missed them, thinking about how you three rarely hang out nowadays. It used to be so easy to hang out with your closest friends, without having to plan anything elaborate. Just a quick text, and before you knew it, you were all together. But lately, it was about you two without your more or less busy friend. You know how much he took his studies seriously, often holding back to invite him whenever you discover a film you'd both like to watch.
Determined, you found yourself texting him, sending him a little message of, "Are you busy? Let's meet at the library when it's lunch time!"
You nervously shifted on your sit as you await his reply, a minute after you feel your phone vibrate.
"Sure."
You couldn't wait for the class to be over.
***
"Hey, what's up?" You heard his voice as he sat down beside you. Your usual hangout spot, comfort place, and your solace before those events happened.
Beaming, you turned to him, grateful for the simple presence of someone you're comfortable with.
"Are you done with your studies? I was hoping we could hangout soon, all three of us..." You speak, your confidence dipping down as you let out the last part.
Resting his chin on his hand, "Hmm... We have a quiz for next week in my major," He observes as your smile fades, "But I suppose, I'll make time for you," He swears it's like watching a dog wag its tail as he see you regain your smile.
It couldn't hurt to relax a little, it's been a while since you two hangout. He did notice how you were with that stupid guy in the past few days
You softly clap your hands, "That's great! Oh, we should do a movie marathon!" As you babble your plans, he couldn't help but notice how more... alive you look compared to before. He was still wondering why you were so troubled back then, but he's glad you got it solved out.
Humming, you started typing on the notes in your phone, making plans and listing movies to watch, throwing in snacks to buy as well. It was safe to say that you're really excited to be able to be with your best friends.
It would be just a fun night with the guys, right?
***
"Come on, don't be upset. Something probably important came out that he won't be able to come."
It seems that the three of you wouldn't be able to hangout, as the two of you sit on the couch.
Grumbling, you hug the couch pillow close to your chest as you glance at the text message left by your friend. It was upsetting but you couldn't be that upset since he rarely wasn't able to come in your hangout session, and since he's the one who helped you after all.
"Yeah, you're right. It can't be helped, I guessā€¦" you sigh, trying to hide your disappointment as you sink further into his couch. The soft fabric and cozy atmosphere of his apartment help ease your mood a bit.
"I'm sure the three of us will meet up soon. Plus, the two of us haven't hangout for a while."
Come on, it's not so bad to be alone with him, you know?
"Yeah, that's true," you say, trying to shake off the disappointment. You steal a glance at him as he queues up a movie. It's been a while since the two of you just hung out alone like this, and despite the change in plans, it feels nice.
As the movie starts, you realize he accidentally picked a horror filmā€”complete with dark shadows, creepy music, and plenty of jump scares. Youā€™re both laughing it off at first, but the sudden shocks get you clutching the couch pillow a bit tighter, scooting unconsciously closer to him.
The atmosphere shifts when an unexpected scene appearsā€”a moment thatā€™s more... explicit than either of you anticipated. You feel your face heat up as you quickly avert your eyes, feeling a mix of embarrassment and tension settle between you. You catch him glancing away too, clearing his throat nervously.
What is he, five? Getting flustered with such scene, not like he hasn't done any worse than it.
"I... think I need to use the bathroom," he mumbles, standing up hastily and heading out of the room, leaving you alone on the couch.
Youā€™re left there, pulse racing slightly as you try to shake off the awkwardness.
This is bad, you suddenly remember all of your other friend's help. Clutching your legs close, you try to avert your attention somewhere while waiting for your friend to come back.
Though, you felt your stomach drop as that familiar and unwelcome touch came up.
***
What the hell is he even thinking?
He tries to find his reason as he stares at the onahole on his hand, that idiot's gift to him. It's been a week since he had last use this thing, yeah it felt good and feels like the real deal but after one use he never touched it again.
So why the hell is he using it while thinking of you? The same girl who's sitting on his couch right now, in his apartment?
His eyes glance at the lube on the counter, putting the wet lotion on his free hand. It's your fault he got hard, you were too squirmy and... cute. That shitty horror movie wasn't even that good with the corny soft porn scenes but you... were just having an effect on him. So damn shy and innocent reactions, he needed to get out before he'd lost his composure and pounce on you.
But he's not a brute, no he isn't like those rabid animals.
Imagining does not count, no, no, he's only letting his frustration out.
So with the touch of his fingers, rubbing the entrance of the onahole he let himself go.
***
Jumping from the couch, you looked around frantically as you felt that horrifying touch on your nether region.Ā 
That's impossible! You though he already fixed it!
Silently crying on your hands, you tried to keep your noises.
You've experienced that ghostly touch countless times however this time, it felt a bit calculative yet desperate, as if another entity was touching you. It felt weird but you can feel how different this one was touching you.
Is there another ghost who's harassing you?
Will it ever go away?
You cried as you felt something big goes inside you.
***
Shit, he forgot how realistic this onahole was. When was the last time he used it? Weeks ago? He doesn't remember but he might use it again now. Since his darling is always inviting him to hangout, this little gift might save him from pouncing on you when you're just a little too cute for his liking. Not only that but because of the hectic projects and assignments coming in, he hasn't had the time to relieve himself.
His thrust is fast and uncaring, yet a bit desperate for release. He felt himself feeling more sensitive as he imagine if this was your cunt instead, squeezing and twitching around his cock. He loves how automated this thing was, his mind just running wild as he imagines you sitting alone in his couch unsuspected of his vulgar and filthy thought of you. It's wrong but it damn this onahole just feels so right.
Slamming himself on the tight hole, he pinch the little clit and felt the walls squeeze tight making him come undone. Hissing and twitching as his cock shoots down his massive load inside the toy. What a waste, it would've been better if he could shoot it down your womb. Exhaling, he slowly pulled out of the toy, savoring the way the wall clung on his shaft before his head pops off.
Fuck. He's really a goner now.Ā 
He's no better than a scumbag for letting his mind wander to thoughts about his best friend, his childhood friendā€¦ his first crush, his first and only love. He remembers how he was when you two first metā€”a boy who struggled to connect with anyone. He didnā€™t see the point in making friends, preferring to stay on the sidelines, reserved and detached.
Though, him, was the exception as both of their parents were business partners and have good relationship with each other. It's only natural for them to build a connection, solely for maintaining good connections with their business partners. Over time, he realized how strangely alike the two of them were, as if they shared the same quirks and preferences.
Well, he shouldn't think of that while thrusting his dick on a toy but he can't help but reflect on the way they are alike. He certainly knows, that guy shares the same affection he has on you, and he hated how he can't feel jealous because... he's fine with sharing you if it's him. But he's a little pissed at how you two were hanging out lately, he only have himself to blame by taking his studies seriously unlike that guy.
That's not important now, he has you in his room alone with no one else to ruin your moment with him. Shit, he felt the toy tighten around him.
His mind goes blank as he felt himself getting closer.
***
"Hey, sorry I took a while, but I'm... back?" he said, sitting down on the couch. His voice trailed off, quieter and confused, as he noticed you hugging yourself with your head hung low.
"What's wrong?" he asked immediately, placing a hand on your back as he tried to see your face. His eyes narrowed as he waited for your response, only to widen when he saw your tear-streaked face.
"I-It... touched me again..."
"What do you mean?"
And you broke down, crying as you told him about the phantom.
Any sane person would be skeptical, hell they would probably put you in the asylum for the things you swore happened to you. He'd get you help if it weren't for that one specific detail, an oddly timed and complete coincidence. Where that phantom touched you the same time he had gotten the toy... and the way it touch you just minutes later he went to the bathroom.
No way...
Surely, it was just a coincidence...
He supposed testing that theory wouldn't hurt.
With a lousy excuse of getting you a glass of water from the kitchen, he went straight to the bathroom to take that toy, sure it was big enough to be seen by you, but the way you were staring down on the floor as you quietly sob made it easy to sneakily place the onahole behind the couch pillow. Close for his hand to touch but unnoticeable from your teary eyes.
His hand goes behind the pillow right where the toy is.
"Ah!"
It can't be... Such an impossible story.
"J-Just now... it touched me!"
His finger went in.
"No! It went inside...!"
This is crazy.
He knows it's wrong but watching you panic and look around with frantic and terrified eyes made his cock throb. Not knowing that the source of your trouble being right in front of you made it immoral, so bad, and it made his cock harden.
"Hey, I'll... chase out that bastard for you." His wandering finger pulls out of the toy, his other hand cupping your tear stained cheek, "You don't have to worry anymore. You said that guy made that phantom disappear, right?" He sweetly cooed, a rare tone in his voice, "Just trust me on this one like he'd done with you, yeah?"
Your back gently hits the couch as he straddles you, "Be a good girl and relax, I'm just going to help you."
Doubt and wariness swirls in that doe eyes of yours. He can see the uncertainty in that stupid head of yours, but he knew you'd agree with him. You always do.
"O-Ok... Please help me."
And he's right about that.
You're just too trusting, aren't you? Stupid girl.
It's your fault he's like this to you.
All your fault.
Thereā€™s a faint metallic click as his belt buckle comes undone, and the soft rasp of fabric follows as he frees himself from his pants. His cock springs free, the swollen head brushing against your inner thigh. He can't believe he's finally doing this. The girl he ever wanted right beneath him, all bare and for him to ruin.
It's fucked up how he doesn't feel guilty for doing this, doesn't feel guilty as he rubs his tip on your wet entrance. Everything about you is soft, the only thing he's afraid to do is to bruise your pretty skin. He can feel your breathe quicken, you heart thumping in anxiety and he smiles at that.
"I'll be... gentle." For now.
The blunt head nudges against your entrance, the slick heat of your hole enveloping him inch by inch as he presses into you slowly. Fuck. It's completely different from a toy. He wished he'd done it sooner, the walls of your inside and the wall of the toy was like night and day.Ā His cock pulses within them, the heat and tightness driving him to the edge of his patience. Hissing in pleasure as your walls clenched around him.
"So cute..."
With that, he leaned down, his lips pressing against you. His tongue invaded your mouth, claiming you, owning you, just as his cock claimed your body. He knows he should let you adjust and wait for you to be ready but hell he'd wait for more than a second.Ā Setting a fast pace, fucking into you with abandon, his hand gripping your hip hard enough to leave bruises-- the one he was dreaded on doing. He panted, his head thrown back in ecstasy.Ā 
If it were that easy, he should've done this sooner. Manipulated that stupid head of yours, your naivety being the one who'd get you in trouble when you were younger.
It was different back then when he was alone. Socializing was unnecessary and draining, didn't have any purpose or value to him. He supposed having one friend is enough, he didnā€™t have patience for others, especially kids his age who, to him, seemed immature and exhausting.
Then you came along with your bright smile, bold laugh, and endearing quirks. You werenā€™t stunning or wealthy, and your background was humbleā€”a stark contrast to his world. And yet, every time you called him by that silly nickname you made up, something in his chest stirred, an ache he couldnā€™t ignore. A foolish girl, treating him as if he were just another friend, another kid to play with.
So why canā€™t he push you away? You're just like any other kid who wants his attention. So why is it so hard to say no to you?
You're the one driving him crazy. So you only have yourself to blame, this is only happening because you're letting him. You're the one doing this to your self.
He could feel the pleasure building, the pressure in his balls as he neared his release.
"Be my onahole, ok?" HeĀ demanded, his voice rough with lust. He needed to hear you say it, needed to know that you understood.
Your mind was swirling, head foggy as the pleasure was starting to mix with the confusion. As your cries grew louder, body writhing beneath him, he felt his own orgasm approaching. He could feel the heat building, the tingling in his toes as his balls drew up tight.
O-Onahole? What's that? What is he talking about?
"Everyday, you'll be my onahole."Ā he panted, his words punctuated by the sound of flesh meeting flesh, the obscene squelch of his cock pumping in and out of your pussy.Ā "I'll save you from that phantom, ok?"
I don't know anything....
"Ok?!"Ā he warns, hips losing their rhythm as his climax approaches, "Shit...!"
"Ah! I-I will! I'll become your onahole!"
With a final, brutal thrust, he buries himself to the hilt inside, his cock pulsing as he empties himself deep in your womb. He holds you tight against his chest, grinding into you to prolong the waves of pleasure.
"Fuck, you're so good for me," He praises breathlessly, peppering your sweat-dampened neck with kisses. "Taking my cock so well, milking me dry. That phantom is gone now that I'm with you."
All you could feel was the light kisses trailing on your neck to your cheek and finally on your lips.
"One more time? I mean you are my onahole now."
***
"Wow, you didn't hold one bit eh?"
His eyes narrowed as he saw him standing on the door with a smug grin.
"What are you doing here? I thought you wouldn't be able to make it?" His tone accessory as he cleans up the aftermath, gently tucking in your passed out figure on the bed.
"So defensive for what?" He chuckles, sauntering as he glance at your peaceful fresh-fucked face. Such a lovely sight. HeĀ  licks his lips at that but for now you'd need to get your beauty rest after a rough day. "So, did 'ya like your present?"
"..."
"I'd take your silence as a yes then." Giggling, he places his hand on his shoulder, "I knew you'd like it I mean, we are similar in taste after all."
His jaw tightens before sighing in defeat, "Where did you even get that toy?"
"Oh, some shady website~! I was planning to buy another one but the website mysteriously disappeared!" He exaggerate his movements which earned a grimace from him.
"Shut up, you'll wake her up."
"No, she won't. You made her pass out, how ungentlemanly of you."
"Says you."
"Whatever, I came to ask you a question," His hand drop to his side, his smug smile still on but something sinister behind it, "So, we're going to share, right?"
The answer should've been obvious but it was hard to let the word out of his mouth. Was it pride or possession?
"Yeah..."
"I knew you'd say that."
"But I want her on Mondays."
"Oh brother, why pick the worst day?" He grunts in disappointment.
"Because it's the worst day, I need her on that day."
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muniimyg Ā· 3 months ago
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ā™” 02: how you talk so sweet when you're doin' bad things
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note: ahh !!! thank u all for all the love with pt 1 :) drama begins in pt 3 !!! enj their good moments while it lasts (aka this pt) lmk what u think of their dynamic & if u have any predictions for whats to cum ;) HAHAH mwaaa
also !! happy birthday @jkslvsnella šŸŒŸ thank u for always reading and loving my work šŸ’›
warnings: mean!jk exposes oc (she's a virgin) ,, banter
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the dim neon lights of the arcade cast a playful glow over the group as they gather by the bar. laughter and overlapping chatter fill the air, but jungkookā€™s eyes dart toward the entrance, scanning every face that walks in.
he blinks, trying to recenter himself.
why the fuck is he waiting for you?
ā€œdo you guys want to play a hoop shoot round?ā€ yoongi suggests, leaning lazily against the counter. ā€œloser buys the next round.ā€
the guys snicker but agree. without much discussion, they begin heading toward the games, but jungkook lingers behind, hesitating to speak.
thereā€™s a weird feeling that stirs inside him.
he wants to stay and wait for youā€”wants everyone to stay and wait for you (though he knows how ridiculous that sounds).
his mouth opens, about to call them back, whenā€”
ā€œ___!ā€ jiminā€™s voice cuts through the noise. ā€œover here! great timing!ā€
jungkook stiffens, tilting his head and clearing his throat as he notices you walking in.
you weave through the scattered crowd, waving casually to the group. your jacket hangs lazily off one shoulder, your hair is slightly windswept, and your lips are parted, like youā€™re already preparing some half-assed excuse.
ā€œyouā€™re late,ā€ jungkook mutters, his tone sharp as you greet the others with warm hugs and him with a smug smile.
ā€œno shit, mr. know-it-all,ā€ you shoot back, rolling your eyes before awkwardly shifting closer to him for a quick, half-hearted hug.
he doesnā€™t even unfold his arms, patting your back stifflyā€”once, twice, three times.
ā€œwhatever.ā€
ā€œdidnā€™t know you took attendance. god, what donā€™t you do?ā€
ā€œbe late,ā€ he quips, voice clipped.
you scoff, pulling away and swatting his chest. ā€œnerdy of you, but whatever. we all have to accept our flaws one day. acknowledging them is the first step, or so they say.ā€
ā€œitā€™s courtesy to show up on time,ā€ he snaps, leaning casually against a nearby pinball machine. his eyes rake over you like heā€™s trying to solve a puzzle heā€™s losing patience for. ā€œfigured youā€™d get lost or trip over your own feet.ā€
ā€œoh, bite me,ā€ you retort, stepping closer and crossing your arms. ā€œmaybe find something better to do than waiting for me, hmm? something better to do thanā€”ā€
before you can finish, a rowdy group stumbles toward the air hockey table behind you, shoving their way through the already cramped space.
jungkook moves without thinking, his hands firm on your waist as he pulls you aside and switches places with you.
ā€œmove,ā€ he says bluntly, his grip barely lingering before he steps away again.
you freeze, your words dying in your throat. the touchā€”the casual way he did it, the way his hands fit so naturallyā€”throws you off. your heart stutters for reasons you canā€™t quite name.
ā€œwhat are youā€”ā€
ā€œyouā€™re in the way,ā€ he interrupts, already back to leaning against the pinball machine like nothing happened.
ā€œshit, jungkook,ā€ you manage, trying to sound unaffected. ā€œyou canā€™t just move me like that. i almost thought you cared about me.ā€
ā€œwould you rather get knocked into the air hockey table?ā€ he says flatly. ā€œdidnā€™t think so.ā€
you narrow your eyes at him, brushing past whatever just passed between you.
ā€œfine,ā€ you say with exaggerated calm, stepping away. ā€œthank youā€¦ i guess.ā€
ā€œwhat was that?ā€
ā€œi said what i said.ā€
ā€œsay it again.ā€
ā€œno.ā€
ā€œdonā€™t make me beg for something i deserve,ā€ he groans, his tone a mix of mock irritation and teasing.
you roll your eyes. ā€œsureā€¦ iā€™ll say it againā€”for the right price.ā€
ā€œoh?ā€ his brow lifts, and heā€™s already following after you. ā€œhow much are you charging these days?ā€
you turn back to glare at him, making a face as he smirks.
what you donā€™t see, what no one else notices, is how closely jungkook walks behind you as you move through the crowd. his hand hesitates near your waist again before he drops it, settling instead for angling his body, subtly shielding you from the chaos of the arcade.
itā€™s instinctive, unconsciousā€”a quiet sort of care that heā€™d never admit to. but itā€™s just how jungkook is when you arenā€™t looking.
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the air buzzes with the sounds of arcade gamesā€”buzzers, dings, and conversation on top of conversation. by now, the group has gravitated towards the hoop-shoot machines, their competitive banter echoing as they took turns missing shots.
when nam joonā€™s ball bounces dramatically off the rim, nearly taking out jimin, they all collapse into laughter.
"okay, okay!" taehyung claps his hands. "before anyone gets concussed, let's take a group photo!"
everyone gathers in front of the machines, huddling close together. you find yourself standing beside jungkook, his towering figure crowding your space as the guys shuffle to fit into the frame.
ā€œmove in,ā€ jin calls out, holding up his phone. ā€œno dead space.ā€
before you can step away, taehyung and yoongi each grab one of your shoulders, pushing you into jungkookā€™s side. his arm brushes yours, and when you glance up, heā€™s already rolling his eyes.
"stop squirming," he mutters.
"stop breathing down my neck," you bite back, earning a stifled laugh from yoongi.
ā€œnot my fault youā€™re short as fuck.ā€
ā€œwhat about me do you not have a problem with, nerd?ā€
just as jungkook is about to tell you off, hobi hits his stomach and hisses at him.Ā 
ā€œshut the fuck up, smile, andā€”ā€
hobi bumps his hip with jungkookā€™s, causing him to lean closer to you. your head tilts and so does his. he clears his throat as he regains his balance. you continue to smile, pretending not to notice him looking at you.Ā 
as the group poses, jin snaps several photos before pulling the phone down to review the shots. as everyone leans in to check the screen, a chorus of teasing begins.
"aw, look at that!" taehyung says, his grin spreading like wildfire as he leans closer to the phone screen. "this is a moment for the scrapbook. you two look so cute together."
the corner of jiminā€™s mouth twitches as he leans over taehyungā€™s shoulder, squinting at the photo before letting out a dramatic gasp.
ā€œwait, is thisā€¦ is this our it couple debuting right here? how did we miss this? itā€™s always those fucking enemies to lovers stories that hitā€¦ this could be it. oh my god!"
yoongi, not one to miss a beat, smirks from the side.Ā 
ā€œdon't need to start. pretty sure the fanbase already exists.ā€
jin snorts. ā€œdonā€™t expose our late night conversations, bro. thatā€™s our special bonding time.ā€
yoongi hisses at jin, smacking the back of his head for saying it so weird.Ā 
"someone call dispatch," nam joon adds, cackling. "they're going viral as we speak."
"youā€™re joking,ā€ you groan, face already warming as the guys snicker. ā€œstop acting like itā€™s some movie poster. itā€™s just a group picture andā€”look at that! jungkook is looking at me like iā€™m stinky.ā€
ā€œyou are stinky.ā€Ā jungkook scoffs.
you shove him playfully. ā€œshut up.ā€
ā€œoh no, itā€™s definitely poster-worthy,ā€ jimin chimes in, nudging jungkookā€™s arm as he grins like a proud parent. "you can practically feel the sparks flying. jungkookā€™s over there pretending to hate it, but look at his hand. hovering like itā€™s meant to be."
"right?ā€ hobi quips. ā€œlook at the way heā€™s leaning into herā€”ā€
jungkook glares. ā€œhyung, you pushed meā€”ā€
ā€œā€”broā€™s living the rom-com life and doesnā€™t even know it.ā€ hobi finishes.Ā 
"yeah," yoongi deadpans, his lip curling in a mock-serious expression as he gestures vaguely at the photo. "what trope are you guys?ā€
"trope?" you snort, shooting a glance at Jungkook. ā€œthatā€™s going too far. i canā€™t be associated with him to that point. even angels like me have limits..ā€
"awh, don't ruin it," jimin teases. ā€œyou two look like you were made to stand next to each other. itā€™s fate, ___.ā€
"fate?" jungkook finally chimes in, his brow quirking as he scoffs. ā€œmore like bad luck. uglyass picture, by the way. jump-scare. trigger-warning. photoshop her out, please.ā€
his words are sharp, but the teasing rolls on, taehyung clapping jungkook on the back as he leans in closer.Ā 
ā€œdonā€™t fight it, man. just admit itā€”youā€™re glowing.ā€
ā€œyouā€™re drunk.ā€ jungkook grumbles, crossing his arms.
but even as he tries to brush it off, you catch the way his jaw ticks, the way his ears turn a faint shade of red. it almost makes you want to keep the teasing going.
almost.
you stretch over and take a proper look.Ā 
your shoulders are pressed against jungkookā€™s, his hand awkwardly hovering near your back as if unsure where to put it. itā€™s ridiculous, but you decide to lean into the joke.
ā€œawh,ā€ you say, nudging him with a smirk. ā€œwait. we do look cute together. look at youā€”nerdy boy finally getting close to the pretty girl. must be the highlight of your life.ā€
jungkookā€™s jaw tightens, and for a second, you think he might just let it slide. But then, his eyes narrow, and the smugness in his tone cuts deeper than you expect.
ā€œyeah?ā€ he says, his voice low and dripping with sarcasm. ā€œbecause the pretty girl whoā€™s still a virgin at twenty-four is such a catch, right? must be fun carrying the weight of no guy ever wanting that kind of pressure.ā€
the air stills.
ā€œwhat?ā€ jungkook asks, unsure of why everyoneā€™s mood suddenly shifted. ā€œguys, we donā€™t need to hold ___ā€™s hand for this. her situationships arenā€™t real. no guy wants her and itā€™s because of all her fucking issuesā€¦ so donā€™t tease me about shit like that. why would i want her? sheā€™s too fucked up.ā€
your heart sinks as the laughter dies around you, the guys exchanging awkward glances. you force a tight smile, shrugging as if the jab didnā€™t just land in the worst way possible.
ā€œhaā€¦ haā€¦ yeah. sure. what he said,ā€ you mutter, slipping out of the group without looking back.
you weave through the crowd, the din of the arcade becoming background noise to the rush of your thoughts. yoongi and nam joon sigh and excuse themselves to follow you.Ā 
ā€œfuck,ā€ taehyung groans at jungkook. ā€œfor a nerd, you arenā€™t that smart."
jungkook throws his head back.
"okay, fine. i went too far."
taehyung forces a laugh and pats jungkook's shoulder. "i just... i don't why do you always shit the bed when it comes to ___. would it kill you consider her feelings once in a while?"
"she started itā€”"
"we started it," taehyung corrects him. "you fuck it up and then we have to fix it. why can't we start it and you figure it out?"
"what's there to figure out?"
taehyung sighs.
"seriously, what's there to figure out?" jungkook repeats, his voice rough with frustration, though thereā€™s a slight tension in his jaw, as if heā€™s trying to keep himself in check.
taehyung runs a hand through his hair like heā€™s had this conversation a million times before. ā€œyou overthink everything, man. justā€¦ talk to her. itā€™s not that hard.ā€
jungkook scoffs. "i talk to her."
"yeah right," taehyung shoots back, now leaning in closer, his eyes narrowing with a mixture of concern and exasperation. "she isn't gonna stick around forever... especially with all the shit you pull. is it that hard to show that you care for her? even just a little bit? you can even fake it for all we care... just... stop doing this. stop fucking it up."
jungkook opens his mouth to retort, but then he just...
doesnā€™t.
he falls silent, his gaze drifting over to where youā€™re standing, still laughing with yoongi, oblivious to the conversation happening behind her. his expression softens for a moment, but the tension doesnā€™t fully leave his shoulders.
ā€œ... i donā€™t know what to say to her,ā€ jungkook mutters after a long pause, his voice quieter this time, almost vulnerable.
taehyung rolls his eyes, his voice taking on a teasing edge again.
"i'm not asking you to be perfect," taehyung says, his tone suddenly serious. "i just want you to try.ā€
jungkook's eyes narrow, but he doesnā€™t argue.
he knows taehyungā€™s right.
and the idea of tryingā€”really tryingā€”is both terrifying and somehow comforting. itā€™s just a matter of taking the first step.
"alright, alright. i get it." jungkook sighs, running a hand through his hair. "but if i mess it up againā€¦"
ā€œyou will,ā€ taehyung says with a grin, smacking him on the back. ā€œand when you do, weā€™ll be here to clean up your mess.ā€
jungkook groans. "great. thanks. god, you guys are impossible."
taehyung just laughs, clapping him on the shoulder.
"thatā€™s what friends are for."
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ā€œthat oneā€™s cute,ā€ you say softly, pointing to a pastel plushie trapped inside the glass case. ā€œbut arenā€™t these things rigged?ā€Ā 
yoongi glances at the plushie, then back at you, offering a faint smile. ā€œhello kitty? canā€™t you just buy it in store?ā€
ā€œitā€™s different.ā€
ā€œhow so?ā€
ā€œwinning it is better. means more.ā€
he laughs at you. ruffling your hair, he asks; ā€œthink you can win it?ā€
ā€œprobably not,ā€ you admit with a dry laugh, rubbing the back of your neck. ā€œi suck at these things.ā€
unbeknownst to you, jungkook has followed, lingering a few steps behind.Ā 
he watches quietly as you and yoongi chat, his arms folded across his chest, his usual cocky posture softened just enough to give off a more contemplative vibe. his gaze shifts to the hello kitty plushie you pointed out, taking in every detailā€”the soft pastel fabric, the little bow.Ā 
his jaw tightens.
for a second, he looks almostā€¦ distant. something flickers across his faceā€”a mix of regret, maybe? or determination? itā€™s hard to tell, and heā€™s quick to push the thought aside. he canā€™t figure out why this damn hello kitty plushie is bothering him, but it does.
his hands shift in his pockets, fingers brushing against the cool edges of his arcade card. the sound of you and yoongi laughing lightly as you move on to a different machine pulls him out of his trance.Ā 
heā€™s still standing there, staring at the claw machine, his mind reeling.
get it together, he tells himself. it's a stupid fucking hello kitty plushie.
but as the two of you move further away, jungkook finds his feet taking him toward the claw machine. his body moves on its own, a subtle, almost unconscious determination settling into his posture. he steps up to the machine, his heart thumping a little louder than usual.
with a quick flick of his wrist, he taps the arcade card to the screen, paying for a round. The soft beep of the machine filling the air is oddly satisfying. he glances at the claw, watches it shift slightly in the plastic case, and his mind sharpens. the whole world narrows down to this one momentā€”the claw, the plushie, and the stupid, ridiculous thought that maybe, just maybe, it would mean something.
he leans in a little closer to the machine, his focus narrowing as his fingers hover just over the controls. his chest tightens, just a little.
but thereā€™s something about thisā€”about tryingā€”that feels...
new.
almost like he's playing for something thatā€™s not just a game.
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as the arcade starts to empty out, the night comes to an end.
the group begins to break into separate plans. some were heading out for more drinks, the usual late-night crowd craving more chaos, while others, like you and jungkook, were heading home. yoongi, standing beside you both, clapped jungkook on the shoulder and offered a casual ā€œsee you later,ā€ his eyes lingering a moment too long on the tension that still hung between you two.
by now, jungkook had tried to apologize multiple times throughout the night. too many times to countā€”but each time, youā€™d brushed him off, walking away before he could finish his words.
it was the same pattern that had played out earlier, with him following close behind, trying to make up for whatever had gone wrong, but youā€™d always managed to slip out of his reach, words left unsaid and apologies unacknowledged.
as you stepped outside into the crisp night air, the glow of neon signs casting faint colors over the sidewalk, you took a deep breath. the cool wind ruffled your hair, and you tucked a stray strand behind your ear, eyes darting to the ground, avoiding jungkookā€™s gaze.
ā€œmy hinge crush of the week wants to meet upā€¦ so, bye!ā€ jimin called out, adjusting his jacket as he moved toward the waiting uber.
the others offered their farewells, the air filled with laughs and promises to meet again soon.
jungkook is quiet, his eyes still on you, a knot of frustration building in his stomach.
as youā€™re about to turn away, he finally speaks. his voice is soft but firm.
ā€œcan i drive you home?ā€
you donā€™t even look at him, a slight shake of your head as you took a step back.
ā€œiā€™m good. thanks for the offer.ā€
he takes a slow step forward, determination flashing in his eyes.
ā€œshit, ___. come on, donā€™t be like that. itā€™s late. iā€™m not letting you walk home alone.ā€
ā€œiā€™m fine,ā€ you reassure him again, taking another step away. ā€œtheyā€™re all gone. you can stop pretending you careā€”w-whoaā€”ā€œ
but as you turn to leave, the way you step gets caught on a loose patch of pavement, and before you can stop yourself, you stumble forward. your heart lurches in your chest as your body lurches toward the ground.Ā 
but a strong and steady hand grips your waist, pulling you back against a solid chest.
ā€œfuck, watch your stepā€”ā€ jungkook mutters, his voice lower now, a hint of something you couldnā€™t quite place in it. his grip tightened just enough to keep you from stumbling again.
you freeze for a second, your breath catching as his fingers brushed against your side, his body warm against yours. the shock of his touch sent a strange shiver down your spine, but before you could react, his voice comes again, this time with a soft but unmistakable smirk.
ā€œyouā€™re all out of choices now.ā€
his words hang in the air as he takes your waist, gently but firmly guiding you toward his car. the playful edge in his voice made your stomach flip.
he doesnā€™t wait for a response.
he pulls you closer as you walk together.Ā 
you want to pull away.Ā 
you want to protest, but something about the way he holds youā€”steady, unwaveringā€”makes it impossible to do anything but follow.Ā 
so, you give in.Ā 
you slide into the passenger seat of jungkookā€™s car, the leather cold against your legs as you settle in. the familiar scent of his cologne fills the small space, mixing with the faint scent of his carā€™s interior. before you can even close the door, jungkook is already moving to the driverā€™s side, slipping in next to you with practiced ease.
he turns the key, the engine rumbling to life, and immediately, he leans over to help you with your seatbelt. his hand brushes against yours, sending a strange flutter through your chest as his fingers fumble with the latch, and you try not to think too much about how gentle his touch is.
ā€œthanks,ā€ you mumble, turning your head toward the window, avoiding his gaze.Ā 
the tension between you two still lingers, thick and heavy, but neither of you says anything, and soon the quiet hum of the engine fills the air instead.
the drive starts out like most others, the city lights blinking past the windows as jungkook takes a turn, his hands steady on the wheel. but then, as the cool night air seeps in through the slightly cracked window, you suddenly feel the chill of the evening air hit your skin, a shiver running down your spine.
you donā€™t even have to say anything. without a word, jungkook pulls off his jacket, glancing over at you.Ā 
ā€œyou cold?ā€ he asks, his voice low, almost concerned, but his eyes are still focused on the road.
before you can respond, his white jacket is draped over your shoulders like a blanket.Ā 
itā€™s warm, softā€”still holding the faint trace of his warmthā€”and for a moment, you find yourself frozen, not sure whether you should pull it off or accept the comfort. but itā€™s his gesture, the way heā€™s silently taking care of you, and the faint thought that maybe heā€™s not such an ass after all, that makes you just pull the jacket tighter around yourself, not saying anything.
the silence stretches on, with only the sound of his carā€™s engine and the soft tunes filling the air, low music that drowns out everything else.
itā€™s a little uncomfortable.Ā 
a little too close.Ā 
and yet, somehow, you donā€™t mind it.
minutes pass, and you canā€™t help but notice how the buildings are getting fewer, how the city streets are slipping behind, and suddenly, it hits youā€”heā€™s not turning into your neighborhood.
ā€œwait,ā€ you finally speak up, your voice sounding strangely foreign in the quiet car. ā€œyou just passed my place.ā€
he doesnā€™t even glance over at you, just keeps driving, his eyes focused on the road ahead.Ā 
ā€œi know.ā€
ā€œthen where are you going?ā€ you ask, trying to keep your voice steady, but a flicker of annoyance laces your tone. ā€œjungkook, what the hell?ā€
ā€œthe only way for you to talk to me,ā€ he says, his voice calm but with a touch of something else beneath it.Ā 
something you canā€™t quite place.
ā€œwhat?ā€ you blink, confusion clouding your thoughts. ā€œthis is considered kidnapping.ā€
jungkook chuckles, the sound low and almost playful.
ā€œonly way for you to talk to me, like i said.ā€
you narrow your eyes at him, a mix of frustration and something else building inside you.Ā 
ā€œyouā€™re seriously driving me around for what, exactly? to waste gas? to waste your time?ā€
ā€œto wait for you.ā€
ā€œoh my god,ā€ you stress. ā€œyou and your fucking words.ā€
he smirks. ā€œare they working?ā€
you gulp.Ā 
ā€œcome on, ___. act like a bitch all night, i donā€™t careā€¦ but youā€™re gonna talk to me.ā€
youā€™re quiet for a moment, staring out the window, watching the city blur past. the absurdity of the situation sinks in, but itā€™s also hard to ignore the fact that youā€™re starting to feel a strange sense of... comfort in his presence.
ā€œfine,ā€ you finally say, voice quiet but sharp. ā€œwhat do you want me to say, huh? youā€™ve been apologizing all night and iā€™ve been brushing you off. you said what you said. itā€™s done.ā€
jungkook shifts in his seat, and for the first time, you notice how his grip tightens on the wheel, how his jaw clenches ever so slightly.Ā 
ā€œkeep talking.ā€
ā€œiā€™m done.ā€
ā€œno,ā€ he insists. ā€œi donā€™t care what you sayā€¦ i just need you to talk to me, ___. thatā€™s all.ā€
you donā€™t respond right away, not sure how to react to that admission, or if itā€™s even true. but the way his words hang in the air, the sincerity behind them, makes you want to crack open.Ā 
makes you want to say somethingā€”anythingā€”but the walls are still up.
ā€œdo you want me to fuck you or something?ā€Ā 
your eyes widen and your throat goes dry.Ā 
what the fuck did he just say?
ā€œexcuse me?ā€Ā 
jungkook then pulls over, parking his car at some random street. his car lights and the lamppost nearby are the only light sourcesā€¦ but that doesnā€™t stop you from knowing how close he is to you. you donā€™t need much lightā€”you feel it. you feel his presence.Ā 
ā€œis that why your panties are in a twist? you need dick or something? youā€™ve been acting weird since you overheard me fuckingā€”ā€
ā€œi donā€™t want to know her name.ā€Ā 
jungkook blinks at you.Ā 
ā€œ... so you are bothered by her.ā€
you pause.Ā 
ā€œn-no. no, iā€™m not. itā€™s justā€¦ weird. i donā€™t want to know because i donā€™t want to know.ā€
ā€œokay,ā€ jungkook nods. ā€œcan i know something then?ā€
you hesitate.Ā 
ā€œdo you forgive me yet? iā€¦ i fucked up. iā€™m sorry, __. seriously. that wasnā€™t cool of me.ā€Ā 
you take a breath in.Ā 
ā€œi forgive you,ā€ you admit. ā€œbut be honest with me. did you mean it?ā€
jungkook shakes his head profusely.Ā 
ā€œno,ā€ he confesses. ā€œno, i didnā€™t mean it. i think itā€™s cute that youā€™re a virginā€”ā€
ā€œstop!ā€ you cry, throwing your hands to cover your face. ā€œshut up.ā€
he laughs, finding your panic a little cute.Ā 
ā€œwhat? you never get horny?ā€Ā 
you drop your hands, completely dumbfounded at how this conversation has unfolded in a matter of minutes.Ā 
ā€œi do,ā€ you tell him.Ā 
ā€œwith what? with who?ā€Ā 
you tilt your head and squint at him.Ā 
ā€œcurious?ā€
ā€œdisgusted, actually.ā€ he mocks you.Ā 
you canā€™t help but let out a laugh.Ā Ā 
then, a silence falls upon you two.Ā 
butā€¦ itā€™s an okay kind. the kind where you two arenā€™t mad at each other and everything is truly lighthearted. itā€™s a rare kind of atmosphere for you two share.Ā 
the tension that had once been suffocating now feels more like a slow burn, simmering quietly in the space between you. itā€™s strange, this shift. but itā€™s also... comforting.
in a way, itā€™s like stepping onto solid ground after floating in the middle of an ocean for too long.
you glance over at jungkook, his profile soft in the dim light from the streetlamps. his fingers are gripping the steering wheel lightly, his knuckles slightly pale, like heā€™s trying to keep himself grounded too. heā€™s not saying anything, but his presence is loud. in some ways, thatā€™s all you need.Ā 
that heā€™s here.Ā 
that youā€™re both here, together, after all the back and forth, all the words exchanged, the small cracks and the moments of silence.
the question comes out before you can stop it, and you almost want to take it back the second it leaves your mouth.Ā 
but youā€™re already committed.Ā 
"think i could do it?" you say, voice softer than you intended, more vulnerable than you meant.
jungkook shifts in his seat slightly, his eyes flicking toward you.
ā€œdo what?"
"get you to want me?"
for a split second, you think youā€™ve gone too far.Ā 
jungkook is quiet for a long time, and you can feel the weight of his gaze on you. he doesnā€™t move, doesnā€™t speak. itā€™s like heā€™s weighing the question, figuring out if you mean it. if itā€™s just some fleeting thought, or if youā€™re really standing here, raw and honest, in the middle of it all.
and then he speaks, his voice low but steady, a hint of something in it that you canā€™t quite place.
ā€œwhy would you want that?ā€
the question catches you off guard, and for a moment, youā€™re unsure of how to respond. but then you think about it, really think about it.Ā 
"i donā€™t know."
the vulnerability is almost too much, too raw.Ā 
it feels like every inch of you is laid bare, exposed in a way you werenā€™t sure you could handle. you stare at your hands, anything to avoid the intensity of his gaze, but itā€™s there, lingering in the quiet air between you. it fills the space, like you can feel every word left unsaid pressing against your chest.
jungkook doesnā€™t say anything right away, the silence stretching long enough that you start to wonder if maybe you said the wrong thing. maybe you pushed too far, too fast.
but then, he speaks.
"wanna find out?"
his voice is low, almost teasing, but there's something else there tooā€”something that makes your heart skip a beat.Ā 
you glance up at him, your eyes meeting his again, and you realize in that moment that this is where it all comes together. the question, the hesitation, the rawness of it all.Ā 
heā€™s not pulling away, not like you expected.
heā€™s waitingā€¦
for you.
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subbmissivesuccubus Ā· 1 year ago
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Things Dr.Ratio says in bed~
Inspired by @/roseloon and their series
"You think you're so fucking smart, don't you? We'll see how long that attitude lasts."
"What was that? Speak up. I know you have a tiny little brain but even you can string up a sentence, can't you? Oh? I'm fucking you too roughly? Well that's too bad, isn't it?"
"Use. Your. Words."
"Yeah? You like that? Like having my fat cock stretch out your pretty pussy?"
"Over my knee. Now."
"You taste delicious, darling."
"You're going to cock warm me while I read and I don't want a single peep out of you. Understand?"
"Take it- take it- that's it. Good girl~"
"I love it when you're obedient. Go on. Hump my leg."
"How many. Hmm? Oh, you lost count? I guess we're going to have to start all over then." Spank
"Kiss me. Now."
"You're fine. I've used enough lube. Now stop struggling before I make it hurt."
"We'd make very smart children, my love."
"Where do you want it? In your pussy? Of course you do, you fucking whore~"
"Drink my cum and savor it, pet."
"You get one more answer wrong and I'm going to cane that ass."
There we go. A pretty collar for you with my name on it. Just so that poor little brain of yours can remember who you belong to.
"Breed you? Yeah? You want my seed to impregnate this slutty body? Want to have my babies?"
Wait for me in the bedroom. Wear the lingerie that I like. I'll be there in ten minutes and I want you to be kneeling.
"You want to cum? Then solve the problem. You can't? Well, I guess this vibrator is going to keep torturing your clit~"
"Oh baby, you poor ass is so red! Let's make your pussy red too."
"Of course you got the promotion, my darling. Only a genius like you is fit to be with someone like me."
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star-crossed-sluts Ā· 8 months ago
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Matt Murdock X Chubby!Fem!Reader
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Contents: 2.2k words, love confession/discussion, cheeky reader, giggly sex, chubby female reader, slight insecure reader but that's quickly solved, mentions of bullying regarding weight though very brief
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You've dealt with strange looks all your life. It wasn't surprising their whispers had infiltrated your mind. Often you managed to catch yourself, stopping the thoughts that weren't quite yours. When you first met Matt, the most frequent one was, of course, you could only get a blind man to like you. It was cruel, and you tried to chase it away every time, but there was a small part of you that thought, if only I can keep him from touching me, we can go on like this.Ā 
Because you were a fool.Ā 
He always grabs your hips first, almost a warning of the devil to come.Ā 
ā€œWhatā€™re you doing up,ā€ he rumbled against your neck, voice thick with sleep. You're half-sure heā€™s subconsciously tracking how long you've been away from his arms every night, waking himself when the timer passes your usual bathroom breaksā€™ duration.Ā 
His hands push even further, rubbing your sides until he's gripped two handfuls of your soft stomach. Bare chest plastered against your back, his grip manhandling your hips back to meet his. You used to shy away from his touch, wanting to keep the you from reality separate from the you he's crafted in his mind's eye.Ā 
Little hard to feel ashamed of your body when he was rocking his hard-on against your ass.
ā€œYou're insatiable, Matthew.ā€Ā 
His groan was pained, like you were terribly twisting his arm instead of letting him fondle you in the kitchenette. ā€œDon't call me Matthew,ā€ he griped, one hand searching for the bottom of your nightshirt. ā€œReminds me of my priest.ā€Ā 
You leaned into him, a fond smile playing on your lips as he found the edge of your panties, starting to leave open-mouthed kisses down your neck. ā€œBecause youā€™re such an altar boy,ā€ you joked as his fingers trailed the hem, outlining the curve where your leg met your mound. You know the moment he thinks of a retort, because his lips twitch against your pulse.
ā€œWell, I do seem to spend a lot of time on my knees-ā€ He burst into laughter as your elbow came back at him, letting you attack his ribs to distract you from the way his hand explored your upper thigh. ā€œAbuse,ā€ he accused, ā€œattacking a blind man!ā€
ā€œItā€™s alright, I know a great lawyer.ā€
Matt chuckled against the thrumming vein in your neck, his grip on your stomach pulling you tighter against him. ā€œYeah? You know, my rates are pretty steep, but I think we can come up with some alternative payment.ā€
ā€œI was talking about Foggy.ā€
His laugh flew out of him, taken completely off guard, and sent you into manic giggles right along with him, throwing yourself back against his chest to hold you upright. ā€œYou're terrible,ā€ he cackled, tugging you to shuffle backwards to the bedroom with him. ā€œCome back to bed, trouble.ā€Ā 
ā€œOh, don't you start with me,ā€ you faux-threatened, but still gave in and helped him navigate the living room. ā€œYou're so much more trouble than I am.ā€Ā 
He pretended to mull it over, hmm-ing and mmm-ing between soft kisses on your neck. ā€œAlright,ā€ he decided, ā€œI'll let you have that one. Y'know, since you obviously need a win right now.ā€Ā 
You hit the mattress, helping each other climb into bed like you hadn't been in months, as opposed to the twenty minutes it took you to make and drink your sleep aid. Only when you were wrapped in each other's arms again did you gush, ā€œoh, yes, obviously. How can I thank you, Matty?ā€
Who could ever think you were anything but beautiful - that he thought you were anything but stunning - when he got such an eager, bashful grin at the suggestion. When his entire face lit up with a pink hue, as if he hasn't helped himself to your body any chance he got. How long have you lived together, and he still got that cute crinkle in the corners of his eyes with the force of his beaming as he dove for your lips.Ā 
ā€œY'know,ā€ he murmured into your mouth, ā€œI was disappointed when I woke up and you were gone.ā€Ā 
You dragged your hands down his bare back, snapping his waistband with a grin. ā€œOh yeah?ā€Ā 
ā€œYeah,ā€ he emphasized, like he was offended by the teasing tone you took with him, snapping your underwear. A warning that he was ready to give as good as he got. ā€œIt's not nice to leave your boyfriend all alone in bed.ā€
You hummed, pretending to really consider that as you let him pull you to straddle his hips. He helped you out of your night shirt, tossing the thin fabric aside and letting out a pleased groan as you plastered your chest to his. You dragged your lips softly over his jaw, a smile twitching into place as he chased you, trying to catch a kiss. ā€œAre you saying you think I should make it up to you?ā€Ā 
ā€œI'm saying it's been entirely too long since you've sat on my face.ā€Ā 
A laugh burst from you at that, even as Matt peeled your underwear down your thighs. ā€œOh, yes, it's already been several days!ā€
ā€œExactly: it's been days,ā€ he groaned, offering his hands for you to balance as you tossed around to escape the cotton around your knees, working them down one leg, then the other.Ā 
ā€œNext time,ā€ you promised with a soft kiss, nimble fingers working the strings on his pants. ā€œI drank my-ā€
ā€œYour sleepy girl mocktail?ā€ He grinned like he could feel your embarrassed glare, kissing the pout off your lips. ā€œCan taste it. You added honey tonight?ā€Ā 
ā€œI needed something to make it sweeter,ā€ you huffed. A tap on his hip and he lifted them for you, helping you work his pants off. You couldn't help a smile as his dick slapped his stomach, leaving a smudge of pearly precum on his smooth skin. ā€œYou're such an evil man,ā€ you accused, wrapping your fingers around his base to watch the way his hips jerked into your palm. A stroke with your thumb along that thick vein and he leaked another stream, dripping down the side of him and onto your hand. ā€œYou're this hard when you've been teasing your poor girlfriend?ā€Ā 
Your hips moved on their own when he slid two thick fingers between his lips, grinding against him as he laved his tongue over the digits. That smug grin you hated to love spread across his face as his wet fingers fit themselves to your slit, one rubbing soft shapes into your clit while the other pressed inside you. ā€œMy poor girlfriend,ā€ he mused, ā€œwho never gets off on teasing me?ā€Ā 
You shut him up with a kiss, trying to smother his chuckles that told you he knew exactly what you were doing. Still, it didn't stop him from taking advantage, pressing his tongue into your mouth, tasting every inch of you. The bitterness of the tart cherry juice and the sweetness of the honey from your drink dancing on his tongue, disappointingly hiding the taste of you that he's begun to crave. If he pushed deeper, he could almost imagine he found it again, in the back of your throat where nothing could reach but him. Somehow it felt even more intimate than the way you worked each other up with your hands: being the only one to know what you taste like behind the toothpaste and soda you cycled through daily.Ā 
Matt's no idiot. He hears the comments you get, feels the stares - sometimes even more than you do. He wished he could find a way to tell you how wrong they were, but how would he even begin? How do you tell someone that when you wake up alone, the first thing you do is listen for where your girlfriendā€™s gone? That you could sculpt her exactly from how much you touch her, desperate to commit her to memory. How do you tell someone that even without your sight, your every sense is devoted to her?
He supposed he could settle for making you see stars while he figured it out.
You grinned against Matt's lips, a slight giggle falling out, as he rolled you onto your back. You were always tempted to make fun of him for his favorite position, but there was nothing Catholic about the way he took you.
Your hands kept working his cock as he arranged you - hooking your knees over the crooks of his elbows so he could feel your thick thighs pressed against him - to hear him curse under his breath. ā€œCareful,ā€ he warned, kissing his way down the side of your neck, ā€œor we'll be up all night,ā€
ā€œMm, is that supposed to discourage me?ā€Ā 
A strained laugh against your tender skin as you gave a particularly harsh tug. ā€œYou think you're so cute,ā€ he managed out, trying to sound anything other than reverent.
You shared a chaste kiss as you guided him between your thighs. ā€œI'm adorable,ā€
ā€œYes, you are. Arms around my neck, angel.ā€Ā 
You always ended up the same way when one or the other needed some love. Nose to nose, lips glancing off each other like you were shy teenagers again. Your legs over Matt's arms gave him the feeling of holding you completely, letting his hands wander to feel every reaction your body gave him. Your arms around his neck, letting you claw up his back or card through his soft hair, pull his mouth wherever you wanted it.Ā 
A match made in heaven.Ā 
Matt had long since broken you of your bad habit to muffle yourself, the breathy moan falling unhindered from your lips as he pressed into you like coming home. Your voice rang in the empty bedroom, more beautiful than any song, perfectly accompanied by the slick sounds from your cunt as he started a slow, grinding pace. Your hands clenched and unclenched, scratching the base of his neck as you lost yourselves in each other. Lips connected in passing swipes, sharing a deep kiss and almost separating before diving back in. His fingers traced every curve, dip and fold of your soft skin, reveling in your body the way only a man truly in love could.Ā 
The word haunted him until he told you. ā€œLove you,ā€ he managed through heaving breaths, soft and quiet in the privacy of the bed you shared. Then, as if afraid you hadnā€™t heard him, he said it louder. ā€œIā€™m in love with you, yā€™know that?ā€Ā 
ā€œMatty,ā€
A great big grin spread over his face when you whined, ankles locking together behind him like you thought heā€™d stop talking if he fucked you deeper. ā€œWhy so shy,ā€ he hummed, stealing another wet kiss. ā€œYou didnā€™t know that? I donā€™t tell you enough?ā€ He felt your feet kick and your lips turn into a pout, laughing at your mini fit.Ā 
ā€œā€˜S different,ā€ you insisted, dragging him back to your lips, only to pull him back once youā€™ve thought of a defense. ā€œIn love is bigger than love.ā€Ā 
Itā€™s a conversation you had in the early stages, when friendship was just barely turning into something more, when you were both stuck dropping hints, hoping the other would make the leap. You didnā€™t think he remembered until he managed to quote you with his hips pressed into yours. ā€œā€˜Love is a feeling you canā€™t control, being in love is a choice- a commitment,ā€™ I know.ā€ He plunged into you as deeply as he could, bringing your lips to his with his palms cupping your round cheeks. He only pulled back when you were both struggling to breathe, searching each otherā€™s air for anything you could get from it. ā€œI,ā€ he enunciated carefully, making sure he left no room for misinterpretation, ā€œam hopelessly in love with you, darling. I choose you every hour of the day. I would choose you in a room of women, I would choose you if you were a worm, and in every other ridiculous scenario that you let keep you up at night.ā€ He heard your lips part as your jaw went slack, smelled the salt of your budding tears as he ranted to you. He pressed a chaste kiss to your parted lips. ā€œI know itā€™s bigger, and you donā€™t have-ā€
ā€œIā€™m in love with you.ā€
He felt his heart thump in his chest, beating its way out as you dragged him down to your level, smacking a hundred split-second kisses to every inch of his face. ā€œI love you, I am in love with you, I would pick you- I love you so much, Matty!ā€Ā 
He pulled your hips up higher on his lap so he could get closer to you, arms wrapped around your waist pulling you into his chest until there wasnā€™t a breath of air between you. His firm body pressing into your soft one like he could make a home in your chest, let you surround him until you would never have to be apart.Ā 
ā€œI hope you realize weā€™ll definitely be up all night now,ā€
ā€œIā€™m not the one who has court tomorrow,ā€Ā 
A giddy laugh smothered in the crook of your neck as his hips started pumping into you again. ā€œYou are trouble,ā€
You pressed your lips to his temple. ā€œPerfect match for you, then.ā€
ā€œYes, you are.ā€
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avelera Ā· 2 months ago
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Okay so I recently got low-key obsessed with Jayvik and Iā€™ve been liking your posts about them (top tier analysis btw). Anyway Iā€™m curious about your opinions on a couple of things:
If Jayceā€™s love language is physical touch, what do you think Viktorā€™s love language is?
What do you think the Anomaly actually is? My headcanon is that itā€™s caused by all the paradoxes/timelines that Mad Wizard Viktor keeps making, but idk why it would only be under the Hexgates.
Hmm, when taking into account that the love languages thing is basically horoscopes for real people, but they may have informed how the characters were written, I'd say:
1 ) I completely agree that Jayce's love language is physical touch. That much is obvious.
Viktor's love language is Quality Time - that would explain why he starts getting irritated and hurt with Jayce near the end of S1 and why he's so moved and touched by them solving equations and spending time together pre-time skip. Actually, so much of Viktor's attitude towards Jayce is explained by him seeing Quality Time as a love language it's actually making me a bit dizzy, I need to think about this a lot more because I think this might have cracked something for me...
2 ) Hoooo boy, I actually have an answer for what the Anomaly is in my mind, but it's a lot less character driven and a more metaphysics driven because I was feral about Arcane S1 before I had anyone else to talk to about it online and I've spent a lot of time thinking about Hextech and Shimmer. OK, here goes:
Hextech is an axiomatic (lawful) channeling of forces of nature, namely magic. However, magic to stay pure and reliable requires an anarchic (chaotic) AND the axiomatic (lawful) balancing act for each use of its power if it's to stay "pure" and reliable. Otherwise, you invite chaos in. Namely, the Anomaly.
In addition, every use of magic/the Arcane puts off a certain amount of "car exhaust" for every use, this allows it from a Doylist perspective to be a climate change metaphor but it does go deeper than that and follows its own magical rules. If you look closely, overuse of Hextech always puts off smoke. Early uses don't do so as much, though. In my opinion, each puff of that "smoke" adds to a potential Anomaly.
Now if you're good at magic, and skilled with it, say if you're good mage, as seen with The Mage / Viktor in 1.02, you make a point of scooping up up all the exhaust from any use of rune magic and pouring it back into the spell.
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Look at how the mage scoops up all the exhaust coming out of the spell here and weaves it back into the spell!
Hextech doesn't bother to do that! Because Jayce doesn't fundamentally understand that advanced level of magic! He just keeps calling on its energy without dealing with the output of smoke/chaos/Anomaly fumes so it's just hanging in the air.
By the way, all the smoke in Arcane is hand animated so to my eyes, all smoke actually matters. I'm actually a little bummed that S2 didn't go deeper into explaining the smoke that comes off of some uses of the Arcane but not others but I'm assuming they'll delve more into in future shows because The Arcane Is Awake Now, thanks to my brilliant science boy dipshits.
The cleanest, clearest use of Hextech we ever see is the first time the science boys use it to float:
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I draw a few conclusions from this:
1 ) The first hit is always free - first time you use magic, magic is happy to help you out! It will do the thing you ask! No consequences!
2 ) Magic gets more and more angry the more times you use it. Actually, by the time we get to Vi using the Atlas Gauntlets repeatedly in S2, there's a little puff of smoke every. time. she uses. them.
3 ) Magic requires some balance. Breaking a window before it let the boys float? Cool, that's balance. But if you just have it doing the same constructive motion over and over, like sending out airships, but you don't let it break some things too? It gets annoyed.
4 ) If it doesn't get applied in a balanced way, magic/the Arcane gets mad. Ekko compared the Arcane's frustration to a sigh. That smoke? Is the sigh. Again, first time you use Hextech, magic which is at least semi-sentient, is MORE than happy to help! The more you keep demanding repeated axiomatic actions, the more it sighs in anger.
Then we get to the crux of your question: what is the Anomaly?
The Anomaly built up at the base of a tower stuffed full with polished, axiomatic, reinforced Hexgems that do one constructive task over and over and over again all day, every day: safely send ships from one place to another.
The Anomaly builds up from the frustration of not allowing magic to be free. Jayce is an axiomatic thinker, he sees magic as a tool, not as a force of nature, so he's been channeling it super precisely and not scooping up all that extra exhaust and channeling it back into the magic and that means it builds up this... pearl of an Anomaly which is all this wild magic with tons of chaotic potential that can do basically anything, including time and dimensional travel but it's gonna be super weird about it.
Soooo... thanks for giving me the chance to yell about Hextech, hope that was sort of what you had in mind!
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simonrileysfavteacup Ā· 11 months ago
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Training
Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x gf!reader
Word Count: 600
Warnings: simon being slutty n walking around in grey sweatpants, playfighting, minor smut, mentions to sex
Summary: Simon teaches you to fight.
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After the attack on you, Simon became panicked.Ā 
The more he loved you, the more people would use you as his weakness. He knew one thing.Ā 
He wouldnā€™t always be there to protect you.Ā 
So you would have to know how to protect yourself.Ā 
So there he was. Moving the sofa in your shared apartment, creating a bit of space. He laid down a throw blanket. It was small, but it would work. He was shirtless, in just his grey sweatpants.Ā 
You, however, stood off to the side, watching him move your pullout sofa with little effort. You take a deep breath as he calls you into the makeshift fighting ring.
ā€œOkay, lovie,ā€ he starts. ā€œHit me. As harā€™ as you can.ā€
You throw a weak punch at his chest. He doesnā€™t even blink.Ā 
ā€œLovie, what the absolute fuck was ā€˜at?ā€
ā€œA punchā€¦ā€
ā€œLovie, ā€˜at wasnā€™t even a poke. Try again.ā€
You hit him again, a bit harder. His chest is like a rock. You pull your hand back after the impact, wincing as your first stings. ā€œOw! Youā€™re like wood! Thatā€™s not fair!ā€
ā€œYer doing everythinā€™ wronā€™.ā€
You pout at his words, ā€œIā€™ve never fought beforeā€¦Iā€™m justā€¦I donā€™t wanna do this anymore.ā€
He shakes his head, ā€œToo bad. Lovie, ā€˜m doinā€™ this for you. Now, come on, Iā€™ll show ya.ā€ He fixes your posture, ā€œKeep tension here. Pull your first back. Shift your weight onto this foot.ā€
You shift, ā€œThis is hard.ā€
ā€œLearn,ā€ he puppets you, throwing a faux punch with your hand. ā€œLike that.ā€Ā 
You throw a better punch, finally making him stumble. Just slightly.Ā 
ā€œThat was better. Again.ā€
He teaches you numerous kicks, punches, and even a way to hold a person and put pressure on their neck. He tells you to demonstrate, to hit him, but your eyes are focused on something else.Ā 
His abs.
His arms look so good, so huge. His abs glisten with the smallest amount of sweat. He looks so good.
ā€œLovie,ā€ he snaps in front of your face. ā€œOi. Focus.ā€
Your eyes snap up to his, ā€œYouā€™re distracting me.ā€Ā 
ā€œAm I?ā€ he flexes.Ā 
You gasp, ā€œAsshole.ā€
He smiles, ā€œDeal with iā€™. Now come on, we have work to do.ā€
ā€œFine,ā€ You strip off your shirt, your bra hugging your tits. ā€œLetā€™s go.ā€
His eyes lock on your tits.Ā 
You chuckle, snapping your fingers in front of his face, mocking him. ā€œLovie, my eyes are up here.ā€
ā€œFuck this,ā€ he tackles you onto your couch, pressing his lips to your exposed skin.Ā 
***
ā€œOkay,ā€ Simon says, putting your ear protectors on. ā€œAll good?ā€
You give him a thumbs up. He presses his front into your back, puppeting you. He aims the gun into your hand at the target.Ā 
ā€œOkay, shoot.ā€Ā 
The shot echoes off the walls of the shooting range. Your bullet hits the dummyā€™s shoulder.Ā 
ā€œNice! ā€˜Ats not bad, lovie!ā€ Simon smiles wide, kissing your temple. ā€œAgain.ā€
You shoot again. It hits the left pec. Another kiss.Ā 
Another shot. Hits the neck. Another kiss.Ā 
Simon lets you practise for another 10 minutes. He feels proud. Too proud. ā€œLovie?ā€
You stop. ā€œHmm?ā€
ā€œYouā€™re great. Can we go home now, hmm?ā€Ā 
ā€œOkay,ā€ you smile, taking off the protectors. ā€œThanks for teaching me this.ā€
ā€œAfter what happened, Iā€™d be a fool not to,ā€ he kisses you. ā€œYer my whole life.ā€
He presses himself into you.Ā 
ā€œNow, weā€™ve got a little problem. Yer solving it in the car. Letā€™s go. Legs spread.ā€
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paxtito Ā· 3 months ago
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birthday girl
pairings: wednesday x reader
word count: 5.2k
warnings: none really, kissing and swearing here and there.
summary: wednesday was born november 13th, 2006, itā€™s her birthday soon so enid- being overly invested in your relationship- convinces you to plan a birthday surprise. you steal a very expensive book and put together an addams family themed escape room.
a/n: iā€™ve written quite a few fics since august so iā€™m just doing a little clear out of my drafts. apologies in advance for any mistakes. iā€™m no edgar allan poe expert, donā€™t come for me if the price is wrong.
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Itā€™s officially November. Wednesdayā€™s birth month. You wasnā€™t planning on doing anything for it out of respect to her boundaries but Enidā€™s constant yapping in your ear brought you to the brink of insanity.
ā€œJesus! Fine, Enidā€¦ Weā€™ll plan something, okay? Stop talking my ear off.ā€
Enid squealed excitedly, clapping her hands together. "Oh my gosh, yes! This is going to be so much fun!"
You rolled your eyes but couldn't help the small smile tugging at your lips. Enid's enthusiasm was infectious, even if her ideas were sometimes a bit... much.
"Alright, let's brainstorm," Enid said, plopping down onto your bed next to you. "What does Wednesday like? Besides death and darkness, I mean."
You chuckled. "Well, she seems to enjoy solving mysteries and puzzles. And she has a thing for creepy crawliesā€¦ Dead thingsā€¦ā€
Enid wrinkled her nose in distaste but nodded. "Okay, so maybe not a spa day then. How about a murder mystery party? We could invite everyone and have them dress up in costume!"
You shook your head. "Wednesday doesn't really do 'parties' or 'people'. She'd probably just end up killing someone for real."
"Good point," Enid sighed. "Hmmā€¦ What about a private escape room experience? Just the two of you, working together to solve some kind of creepy puzzle. That way it's intimate but still fits her interests."
You considered it. That actually didn't sound half bad. "Yeah, I could see her getting into that. Let me look into it."
Enid beamed. "Perfect! Oh, and don't forget her favorite foods - bugs and gross stuff. You could make her a special birthday cake with... I don't know, worms or something?"
You made a face. "I have to draw the line somewhere, Enid. I may love her, but I'm not putting actual worms in a cakeā€¦ Iā€™m not touching worms.ā€ You grimace, a shiver running down your spine at the thought.
Enid pouted but nodded in understanding. "Fair enough. I guess you could always just make it look like there are worms in it. You know, like those chocolate bugs they sell online? That might be more her speed anyway.ā€
You shake your head firmly. "No food. Definitely no bugs or anything gross. I'm drawing the line there."
Enid sighs. "Alright, alright. No bugs in the food. But we need to get her something, right? Like a present?"
You nod, considering Enid's suggestion. "Yeah, a present is a good idea. But what do you get for the girl who has everything? Especially when 'everything' is basically just death-related shit."
Enid taps her chin thoughtfully. "Hmm... Maybe something personalized? Like a custom-made necklace with a little vial pendant that holds a drop of your blood or something."
You cringe. "Uh, no. Definitely not going to give her bloody jewelry. That's just weird."
"Okay, okay," Enid says, holding up her hands in surrender. "How about a book then? Like a rare edition of some creepy classic literature?"
You mull it over. Wednesday does love to read. "That's not a bad idea actually. I could look for a first edition copy of one of her favorite Edgar Allan Poe stories or something.ā€œ
Enid claps her hands together. "Yes! Oh, and you could inscribe it with a little personal message inside the cover. Something like 'To my darling Wednesday, may your days be as dark as your soul.' "
ā€œWhere would I get the money though?ā€
Enid smiles slyly, leaning in closer. "Well, you could always ask your parents for some birthday money. Or... you could sell some of your old junk online. I bet there are a ton of weirdos out there who would pay top dollar for your crusty gym socks or used toothbrushes."
You make a disgusted face. "Ew, Enid! That's gross. I'm not selling my dirty laundry to some freaks on the internet."
"Suit yourself," Enid shrugs. "But if you change your mind, I know a guy who runs a pretty lucrative online market for this kind of thing. He's always looking for new... supplies."
ā€”
A week later, you and Enid are hunched over your laptop, scouring online bookstores for the perfect rare edition for Wednesday.
"Ooh, look at this one!" Enid exclaims, pointing at the screen. "It's a first edition of 'The Tell-Tale Heart' published in 1843. And it comes with a handwritten note from Poe himself!"
You lean in to take a closer look. The book does look impressive, with its aged leather binding and yellowed pages. But the price tag makes your eyes bulge. "$25,000?! Are you insane?"
Enid pouts. "C'mon, it's a collector's item! And it's not every day you find something this rare. Wednesday would love it!"
You shake your head. "I can't afford that, Enid. I'm just a high school studentā€¦ Iā€™ll steal it.. Whereā€™s the store located?ā€
You lean back in your chair, rubbing your temples. Stealing a rare book from a specialized antique store sounds like a terrible idea, but you're desperate to impress Wednesday. Plus, you've always been pretty good at breaking and entering.
"The store is downtown, near the old theater district," Enid says, squinting at the screen. "It's called 'The Raven's Nest' - fitting, right? They specialize in rare horror literature and occult artifacts."
You smirk. "The Raven's Nest... I like it. Okay, here's the plan: we'll case the joint tonight, figure out their security system. Then tomorrow night, I'll break in and grab the book while you keep watch outside."
Enid looks nervous. "Are you sure about this? I mean, what if you get caught? What if there's some kind of magical protection on the book?"
You roll your eyes. "There's no such thing as magic, Enid. And I won't get caught - I'm the fucking master thief of Nevermore Academy.ā€
ā€”
As you and Enid walk down the darkened streets of downtown, you can't help but feel a thrill of excitement coursing through your veins. The anticipation of pulling off this heist and surprising Wednesday with the perfect gift is almost too much to bear.
"Alright, here's the plan," you whisper to Enid as you approach the old brick building that houses The Raven's Nest. "I'm gonna scope out the back entrance while you check out the front. See if you can spot any security cameras or alarm systems."
Enid nods nervously, clutching her jacket tight around herself. "Got it. But be careful, okay? I don't want you ending up in jail or worse..."
You flash her a cocky grin. "Relax, Enid. I've got this. Nothing can stop me once I set my mind to something."
With that, you split up, each of you slipping into the shadows to survey the store. The back alley is dimly lit, with only a single flickering bulb casting a weak glow. You notice a rusty fire escape leading up to a second-story window - the perfect entry point.
Enid shivers, pulling her collar up against the chill night air. She scans the front of the building, noting the ornate iron gate and the dim lights from inside. There seem to be cameras positioned above the door, but no obvious alarms.
You quietly ascend the fire escape, each step sending a faint creak echoing through the alley. At the window, you peer inside, spotting rows of shelves packed with dusty tomes and strange artifacts. In the center of the room, a glass case catches your eye - and inside it, the priceless first edition of "The Tell-Tale Heart".
You carefully pry open the window, wincing as the old hinges let out a soft groan. With a deep breath, you hoist yourself inside, landing softly on the creaky wooden floorboards. The musty smell of old books and mothballs fills your nostrils as you creep through the shadowy aisles, your heart pounding in your chest.
As you approach the glass case, you can't help but marvel at the beauty of the ancient tome. The leather cover is worn and cracked with age, but the gold lettering still glints in the dim light. You reach out, your fingers trembling slightly as they brush against the cool glass.
Just then, a sudden noise from the front of the store makes you freeze. Footsteps, slow and deliberate, growing louder with each passing second. You glance around frantically, searching for a place to hide, but the open layout of the shop offers little cover.
Panic rising in your throat, you duck behind a nearby shelf, praying that whoever it is won't spot you. The footsteps grow closer, accompanied by the jingle of keys and the click of a lock being undone.
You hold your breath, pressing your back against the wall as the footsteps draw nearer. Your heart hammers in your chest, threatening to give away your position. The shop door creaks open, and a beam of light slices through the darkness, illuminating a section of the floor just inches from where you're hiding.
"Who's there?" a gruff voice calls out. "I know someone's in here!"
You remain perfectly still, barely daring to breathe. The light from the doorway sweeps across the room, and you shrink further into the shadows, praying that your black clothes will camouflage you against the dimness.
The footsteps move closer, the owner of the shop clearly searching for the intruder. You consider making a run for it, but the thought of being caught red-handed with the stolen book makes you hesitate.
The owner's footsteps pause just outside the aisle where you're hiding. Your palms are slick with sweat as you grip the edge of the shelf, preparing to bolt if necessary. The seconds tick by agonizingly slowly, each one feeling like an eternity.
Suddenly, a hand reaches around the corner, grasping at the air mere inches from your face. You flinch instinctively, but manage to hold your ground, not daring to make a sound. The owner steps into view, his thick-rimmed glasses reflecting the dim light as he scans the area.
"I've got you now, you little thief," he growls, his breath hot and rank as it washes over you. "Come on out, hands where I can see them!"
Your mind races, desperately trying to formulate an escape plan. You could try to overpower him, but he's significantly larger than you, and the risk of him calling the police is too high. No, you need to be smart about this.
As the owner takes another step forward, you make your move. Ducking low, you sprint past him, heading straight for the back of the shop.
The owner bellows in anger, his heavy footsteps thundering after you. "Stop, thief! I'm calling the cops!"
You don't dare look back, pouring every ounce of speed into your desperate flight. Your lungs burn as you race through the cramped aisles, dodging past stacks of books and leaping over precariously balanced piles of occult trinkets.
Just as you're certain the owner is about to catch you, you spot the back door. With a burst of adrenaline, you lunge for it, your fingers scrabbling at the handle. The door swings open, revealing the darkened alley beyond.
You tumble out into the night, the cool air hitting your face like a slap. Behind you, the owner's furious shouts echo from the shop, followed by the shrill ring of a phone - no doubt calling the police.
You don't stop running until you're several blocks away, your chest heaving and your legs burning with exertion. Only then do you allow yourself a moment to catch your breath, leaning heavily against a brick wall as you gasp for air.
You turn to Enid whoā€™d been running after you, ā€œyouā€™re an amazing lookout..ā€ You mumble sarcastically.
Enid looks absolutely terrified, her eyes wide and her face pale in the moonlight. She's breathing hard, her chest heaving with each ragged gasp. "I... I tried to warn you," she stutters, her voice trembling. "I saw him coming in and I ran to find you, but... but you were already gone."
You push off the wall, your legs still shaky from the adrenaline rush. "It's okay," you say, trying to sound calmer than you feel. "We got away, that's what mattersā€¦ I got the book.ā€
You pull the book from your jacket, holding it up in the moonlight. The leather cover glistens, and you can't help but feel a surge of pride at your successful heist.
Enid's eyes widen as she takes in the ancient tome. "Wow," she breathes, "you actually did it. You stole a first edition Poe book!"
You grin, tucking the book safely back into your jacket. "Of course I did. I told you, I'm the best thief in town."
Enid shakes her head in disbelief. "I can't believe you just broke into a store and stole something. That's so... so..."
"Cool?" you suggest, raising an eyebrow.
Enid laughs nervously. "No, not cool. Crazy! You could have gotten in serious trouble."
You wave a dismissive hand. "But I didn't. And now Wednesday is going to have the most amazing birthday present ever."
Enid bites her lip, looking uncertain. "Are you sure about this? I mean, what if she finds out you stole it? She might be mad."
ā€œShe wonā€™t. Trust me.ā€
ā€”
After weeks of planning and anticipation, the day has finally arrived. You've managed to lure Wednesday out of the house under the pretense of a "special surprise", blindfolding her before she could ask too many questions. Now, as you guide her down the street towards the escape room, your heart is pounding with a mix of excitement and nervousness.
"Where are we going?" Wednesday asks, her voice muffled by the blindfold. "This better not be some kind of lame party or something."
You can't help but chuckle at her grumpy tone. "Relax, Wednesday. It's nothing like that. Just trust me, okay? I promise you're going to love it."
Wednesday huffs but doesn't protest further, allowing you to lead her onwards. As you approach the escape room, you can feel a sense of anticipation building in your gut. You've put so much thought into this surprise, and you're determined to make it perfect.
The door to the escape room looms ahead, and you take a deep breath before pushing it open.
As you guide Wednesday inside, the blindfold is removed, revealing a dimly lit room decorated with eerie candles and macabre artwork. Wednesday blinks, her eyes adjusting to the gloom as she takes in her surroundings.
"What is this place?" she asks, her brow furrowing in confusion. "Some kind of gothic-themed restaurant?"
You grin, shaking your head. "Nope. It's an escape room. And it's all for you, Wednesday. Happy early birthday."
Wednesday's eyes widen, a flicker of surprise crossing her usually stoic features. "An escape room? Seriously? You know I hate those tourist trap things."
You place a hand on her shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze. "I know, but this one is different. It's tailored specifically to your interests. Mysteries, puzzles, all that creepy stuff you love. Plus, it's just the two of us. No annoying strangers to deal with."
Wednesday narrows her eyes, studying you intently. "Okay, I'll bite. What's the catch? There's no way you'd actually think I'd enjoy some dumb escape room."
You can't help but smile at her skepticism. It's one of the things you love about Wednesday - her sharp mind and unwillingness to be fooled by empty gestures.
"No catch," you assure her, holding up your hands in a gesture of sincerity. "I know how much you love a good mystery, and I thought this would be a fun way to celebrate your birthday. Plus, I may have mentioned to the owners that you're a bit of an expert in this kind of thing. They're really excited to have you try it out."
Wednesday's expression softens slightly, a hint of curiosity sparking in her dark eyes. "They know about me? How?"
You shrug, trying to play it cool. "I may have dropped a few hints about your... unique skill set. But they were sworn to secrecy. This whole thing is just between us."
As you and Wednesday enter the dimly lit escape room, you can't help but feel a rush of excitement. The space is decorated with an eerie attention to detail, filled with cryptic symbols, antique furniture, and a general atmosphere of macabre intrigue.
Wednesday's eyes dart around the room, taking in every detail with a keen curiosity. "Looks like they did their research," she murmurs, running a finger along the spine of an ancient-looking book resting on a nearby table.
You nod, grinning with pride. "I told you, I made sure it was the perfect fit for you. And trust me, the best part is yet to come."
Wednesday raises an eyebrow, but before she can respond, a low, ominous voice echoes through the room. "Welcome, dear guests," it intones, "to the Addams Family Escape Room Experience."
Wednesday's head snaps up, her eyes widening with surprise. "Wait, what?"
The voice continues, "In this immersive adventure, you'll navigate the twisted world of the Addams family, solving puzzles and unraveling secrets.ā€
The voice pauses dramatically before continuing, "Your objective is simple: escape the room before the clock strikes midnight, or risk being trapped forever in the Addams family's morbid mansion."
A sinister laugh echoes through the speakers, sending a shiver down your spine. Wednesday, meanwhile, seems entirely unfazed, her expression one of intense focus as she begins to examine the room more closely.
"Impressive," she admits grudgingly, running her fingers along the intricate carvings on a nearby bookshelf. "They've really captured the my familyā€™s aesthetic."
Wednesday's eyes narrow as she takes in the details of the room, her mind already working to piece together the clues. The walls are adorned with eerie paintings and strange artifacts, each one seemingly hiding a hidden meaning or secret.
"Okay, let's start with the basics," Wednesday mutters, more to herself than to you. She begins to methodically search the room, her movements precise and purposeful.
As she works, you can't help but marvel at her incredible focus and deduction skills. It's like watching a predator stalk its prey, every action calculated and deliberate.
Wednesday pulls a dusty old book from the shelf, its pages yellowed and brittle. As she flips through the pages, her eyes widen. "Found something," she says, showing you a page filled with cryptic symbols and riddles.
You lean in closer, trying to decipher the message, but it's like reading a foreign language. "What does it say?" you ask, feeling a bit lost in the face of Wednesday's brilliance.
Wednesday's lips curve into a small, enigmatic smile as she traces her finger over the cryptic symbols. "It's a riddle," she explains, her voice low and conspiratorial. "A challenge, of sorts."
She reads the words aloud, her tone almost reverent:
"Seek the key that lies within
The heart of darkness, where the shadows begin."
Wednesday closes the book, her gaze sweeping the room once more. "Darkness, shadows... I wonder if that's literal or metaphorical."
She strides over to a large, ornate mirror hanging on the far wall. As she approaches, you notice a faint glow emanating from the frame, pulsing in time with some unseen heartbeat.
Wednesday reaches out, her fingers hovering just above the surface. "Interesting," she murmurs, her breath fogging the glass. "This could be it. The 'heart' of the room."
She turns to you, her eyes glinting with a newfound intensity. "I'm going to need you to do something for me," she says, her voice steady and commanding.
"I need you to stand behind me," Wednesday instructs, her voice low and authoritative. "And when I give the signal, I want you to push me against the mirror as hard as you can."
You blink, taken aback by her request. "What? Are you sure that's safe? I don't want to break it or hurt you."
Wednesday's eyes narrow, a hint of impatience flashing across her face. "Trust me, Y/N. I've done my research. This mirror is reinforced, designed to withstand pressure. It's part of the puzzle."
Still uncertain, you nevertheless comply, moving to stand behind her. Wednesday positions herself in front of the mirror, her stance wide and her muscles tensed. She nods once, a silent signal for you to proceed.
Taking a deep breath, you place your hands on her shoulders, feeling the firmness of her muscles beneath your palms. With a grunt of effort, you push, propelling Wednesday forward into the mirror.
As Wednesday collides with the mirror, there's a blinding flash of light and a crackling sound, like electricity surging through the glass. For a moment, you're blinded, your vision swallowed by the brightness. But as the glow fades, you blink rapidly, trying to clear your eyes.
When your vision returns, Wednesday is gone. Vanished. In her place, the mirror reflects an image of a dark, shadowy hallway stretching into the distance.
For a heart-stopping moment, you're frozen in shock, your mind struggling to process what just happened. Then, as panic starts to set in, you hear a voice echoing down the hallway, distant but unmistakably Wednesday's.
"Y/N! I'm in here!"
You lean closer to the mirror, your breath fogging the glass as you peer into the shadowy depths. "Wednesday?" you call out, your voice sounding small and uncertain. "Where are you?"
There's a pause, and then Wednesday's voice returns, sounding strained and urgent. "I'm stuck, Y/N. I need you to follow me. Quickly!"
"Hurry, Y/N!" Wednesday calls out, her voice echoing strangely in the shadowy hallway beyond the mirror. "I think I found the key, but I can't get it out."
Your heart pounds as you lean closer to the mirror, your reflection staring back at you from the darkened glass. The image of the hallway wavers and shifts, as if the shadows themselves are alive and moving.
Taking a deep breath, you reach out and press your palm flat against the mirror's surface. The glass is cold and smooth beneath your fingers, but as you apply pressure, you feel it beginning to give way, like a door yielding to a firm push.
With a grunt of effort, you step forward, feeling the resistance of the mirror against your body. For a moment, it's as if you're being pressed between two planes of existence - the real world behind you, and the shadowy realm ahead. Then, with a final heave, you stumble through, tumbling into the darkness beyond.
You land on your hands and knees, the floor beneath you cold and damp. As you push yourself upright, you see Wednesday standing a few feet away.
She's standing in a shadowy corridor, her face illuminated by the faint, eerie glow emanating from the walls. Wednesday's eyes widen as she sees you emerge from the mirror, relief and urgency flashing across her features.
"Thank god you're here," she breathes, her voice trembling slightly. "I was starting to think I might be trapped in here forever."
You take a moment to orient yourself, taking in the strange, otherworldly environment surrounding you. The walls seem to pulse with an inner light, casting shifting shadows across the floor. The air is thick and heavy, carrying an unsettling scent of decay and old secrets.
"What is this place?" you whisper, your voice sounding too loud in the oppressive silence.
Wednesday shakes her head, her eyes never leaving the object clutched in her hand. "I'm not entirely sure," she admits, her tone uncharacteristically uncertain. "But I think it's part of the escape room's final challenge."
She holds out the object for you to see - a small, ornate key, its metal surface etched with strange, twisting symbols.
Wednesday holds the key up to the flickering light, examining its intricate design. "The inscription... it matches the symbols from the riddle in the book. I think this is what we've been searching for."
She glances around, her eyes scanning the shadowy corridor. "But there's no lock here. We need to find where this key belongs."
You nod, following Wednesday's gaze as she begins to move down the hallway, her steps cautious and deliberate. The walls seem to shift and sway as you pass, the air growing colder with each step.
Wednesday stops suddenly, her head tilting to the side as she listens to a distant sound. "Do you hear that?" she whispers, her voice barely audible over the oppressive silence.
You strain your ears, trying to pick up on any noise. At first, there's nothing, but then you catch it - a faint, rhythmic thumping, like a heartbeat echoing through the darkness.
"It's coming from that way," Wednesday says, pointing down a side passage branching off from the main corridor. "We need to follow it."
As you and Wednesday move deeper into the shadowy realm behind the mirror, the atmosphere grows heavier and more oppressive with each step. The thumping sound grows louder, more insistent, echoing through the dark corridors like a macabre heartbeat.
Wednesday's brow furrows in concentration, her eyes scanning the walls for any clue or hidden passage. She moves with a predatory grace, her steps silent and purposeful as she navigates the twisting labyrinth.
Suddenly, she stops, her hand shooting out to grab your arm. "Look," she hisses, her breath hot against your ear.
You follow her gaze to where the wall seems to ripple and shift, like water disturbed by an unseen hand. As you watch, a shape begins to emerge from the shadows - the outline of a door, its surface covered in the same eerie symbols that adorn the key in Wednesday's hand.
Wednesday's grip on your arm tightens, her nails digging into your skin. "This is it," she breathes, her voice trembling with a mixture of excitement and trepidation. "The final challenge."
Wednesday's hand trembles slightly as she raises the key, the metal glinting in the eerie light emanating from the walls. With a deep breath, she fits the key into the lock, the symbols aligning with a satisfying click.
As the lock disengages, the door creaks open, revealing the room theyā€™d started in.
"That was... impressive," she says, turning to face you. "I mean, it was still an escape room, but at least it had some real challenges. Whoever designed this clearly knows their stuff."
You step forward, a mischievous grin playing at the corners of your mouth. "You're welcome," you say, pulling the carefully wrapped package from behind your back. "Happy birthday, Wednesday."
Wednesday's eyes widen as she takes in the small, rectangular shape of the gift. She reaches out tentatively, her fingers brushing against the smooth paper. "What is it?"
"Open it and see," you encourage, handing her the package.
Wednesday tears into the wrapping paper with gusto, revealing the pristine leather cover of the book underneath. Her eyes widen as she reads the title embossed in gold lettering: "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe.
"Is this...?" she breathes, running her fingers reverently over the ancient binding. "A first edition? Y/Nā€¦ How much did you spend-ā€œ She begins, ready to scold you.
ā€œ-I stole it.ā€
Wednesday's eyes snap up to meet yours, her expression a mix of shock and awe. "You... you stole this for me?" Her voice is barely above a whisper, but there's an undercurrent of something else beneath the surface - something that sends a shiver down your spine.
"That's right," you confirm, stepping closer to her. "I knew how much you loved Poe, and I wanted to give you something truly special for your birthday. Something no one else could ever give you."
Wednesday's gaze drops back to the book, her fingers caressing the leather cover with a reverence that borders on obsessive. "This is... incredible," she murmurs, almost to herself. "I can't believe you'd go to such lengths for me."
You reach out, gently tilting her chin up to meet your eyes once more. "Of course I would," you say softly, your voice low and intimate. "You're worth it, Wednesday. More than worth it."
Wednesday's breath hitches as your fingers brush against her skin, her dark eyes searching yours for any sign of deception or ulterior motive. But all she sees is sincerity, and maybe something deeper - a longing that mirrors her own.
"Why?" she asks, her voice barely audible. "Why would you do this for me?"
You lean in closer, your lips nearly brushing against her ear. "Because I care about you, Wednesday," you murmur, your breath warm against her skin. "More than I've ever cared about anyone else. And I wanted to prove it to you, in a way that no one else could."
Wednesday's heart pounds in her chest, her body responding to your proximity in ways she didn't know were possible. She's always prided herself on her emotional detachment, her ability to remain unaffected by the whims and fancies of others. But with you, she feels herself crumbling, her carefully constructed walls beginning to fall away.
Wednesday's breath catches in her throat as your lips brush against her ear, your whispered confession sending a jolt of electricity through her body. For a moment, she's frozen, her mind reeling as she tries to process the intensity of the moment.
But then, slowly, she raises her hand, her fingers coming to rest gently against your chest. She can feel the steady thrum of your heartbeat beneath her palm, a reminder of the life and warmth that lies beneath your skin.
"Y/N," she whispers, her voice trembling slightly. "I... I don't know what to say."
You pull back just enough to meet her gaze, your eyes dark with desire and something deeper, more profound. "You don't have to say anything," you murmur, your hand coming up to cup her cheek. "Just let me show you."
And then, before she can react, you're leaning in, your lips capturing hers in a kiss that steals the breath from her lungs. Wednesday's eyes flutter closed, her body melting into yours as she surrenders to the sensation of your mouth moving against hers.
Wednesday's mind reels as the kiss deepens, her senses overwhelmed by the taste and feel of your lips against hers. She's kissed you before, of course - quick, furtive pecks stolen in the dark corners of school. But nothing like this. Nothing that makes her feel so alive, so utterly consumed by the other person.
Your hand moves from her cheek to the back of her neck, your fingers tangling in the silky strands of her hair. Wednesday lets out a soft moan, her body arching into yours as her hands come up to grip your shoulders. She's never felt so wanted, so desired, and it's both thrilling and terrifying all at once.
For a long moment, Wednesday is lost in the sensation of your kiss, her mind going blank as she succumbs to the heat of your touch. But then, with a sudden surge of willpower, she pulls away, her chest heaving as she struggles to catch her breath.
Wednesday's eyes snap open, her gaze locked with yours as she tries to regain her composure. Her cheeks are flushed, her lips swollen from the intensity of the kiss, and she can feel a warmth spreading through her body that has nothing to do with the heat of the moment.
ā€”
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chuluoyi Ā· 11 months ago
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studying for dummies
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- fushiguro megumi x reader
you have an important exam coming up and are having a hard time to study. luckily, your boyfriend knows how to make you feel better
genre/warnings: college au, total fluff !!!
notes: i love writing college aus for megumi bc he never got the chance to in that cursed manga called jjk :') to the nonnie who asked for this, i knew i have to write it when i received your ask ehe <3
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"Why is this so hard..."
Megumi turned to you, sliding his headphones off with a questioning look when he heard you sigh once again, plopping your head down on the textbook. "What if I don't make it? What if I have to repeat a year? Ugh..."
Megumi continued to stare at you, with a flat expression. "So long as you study, you'll pass."
You threw him a sullen look, irked. "I know that! But studying itself is hard!"
The graduation exam was fast approaching and everyone in your grade was losing their head for a reason. Well, not your boyfriend though. While you were busy cramming your poor brain with ethics and physics in his apartment, Megumi was leisurely stuffing his ears with his headphones and catching up to the latest chapter of his favorite manga, without any care of the impending doom.
"You have to take breaks," he scolded then, truly meaning well. "You can't go on without food or rest. And don't overthink it, I'm sure you'llā€”"
"That's easy for you to say, Megumiā€”you're a natural genius," you interjected, crestfallen. The stress of failing several tryouts just got to you before you realized it. "Unlike you, I'm a dummy. I have to actually study."
Megumi remained quiet, watching as you turned back to your textbook, determined to give it another shot. Seeing your discouraged expression, something in his heart softened slightly.
And in that moment, he knew what he had to do to lift your spirits up.
He walked over to the little kitchen in his apartment to whip you some lunch, and throughout it all, you were still fixated on your studies, occasionally talking to yourself.
"Can Yuji even solve this problem...? I can take being called dumb but surely I can't be worse than him!"
Megumi found it amusing that you used his best friend as your benchmark for passing. Your way of expressing it brought out a low chuckle from him. How adorable.
Many were wondering what made him to date youā€”Fushiguro Megumi was always on the top of his class, stoic and indifferent, while you were just... you, a go-getter with cheerful personality that made up most of your academic shortcomings.
To Megumi, you were like a ball of sunshine that he didn't know he needed though. And now, wanted to protect.
While you were still lost in your thoughts and tangled up in physics concepts, he came back to you, gently patting your shoulder. "Hey, I made lunch. Want to join me?"
And needless to say, your eyes lit up with literal stars as you whipped your head towards him. "Yeah!"
Seeing you that excited made something inside Megumi soar. He had always been fond of your smiling face. Watching the fatigue melted a bit from you as you sat down in front of him, a subtle smile found its way onto his lips as well.
"Ooh, hotpot! Megumi, thank you!"
"Yeah, yeah..."
"Mmm! This is tasty!"
"Mm-hmm, have your fill."
You were giddy as you finished your lunch. It was evident that he had prepared the hotpot with your preferences in mind, choosing almost all of your favorite ingredients.
And you were feeling daring now that you knew that he was keeping you in his thoughts.
"Megumi, if I can score higher than 70% in that exam..." you started, smile gradually widening. "Can we celebrate it by going on an overnight trip to Kyushu afterwards? You know... just a little something to look forward to..."
Your boyfriend immediately fixed you with his unwavering gaze, even with his cheeks still filled with rice. But he didn't dwell on it long as he nodded lightly. "Sure."
"Really?!" you beamed, totally bursting with excitement. "Eeep! Megumi! Youā€™re the best!"
How could he ever say no to you when your eyes were literally shimmering with glitters? Megumi never had it in him to. And hey, a trip for two to commemorate your graduation sounded so nice too, it was actually making him eager.
And so, with your tummy full and energy recharged, you enthusiastically redid your mock-up exam. And when you got 90% this time, Megumi actually initiated the first move and pulled you into his lap, giving you a light smooch on the cheek.
ā€œWhoa...ā€ you were so ready to tease him, poking his pink-tinted cheeks. ā€œDo I get a kiss for every mock-up exam well done now?ā€
He huffedā€”flushing, turning away with slight frown. ā€œTo give you something to look forward to, remember?ā€
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allpiesforourown Ā· 2 months ago
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was gonna post this on ao3 but it's only 1.3k words and pure sillyness so here it is instead: bingqiu, post canon, time travel, misunderstandings.
shen qingqiu time travels, but no one tells him
Upon waking up to see his husband, the first words out of Shen Qingqiuā€™s mouth were, ā€œUgh, again?ā€Ā 
Because the one at his bedside was not the tall handsome demon lord he saw every morning. A cute little bun in white robes blinked back at him. ā€œShizun?ā€Ā 
Seriously? How many times was this going to happen!? At least this time he didn't look young enough to be mistaken for his child, but stillā€¦ if Shen Qingqiu had a soul stone for every time Luo Binghe qi deviated into a younger version of himself, heā€™d have two soul stones by nowā€¦
Instead of waking his husband to tell him about his condition, the man (boy?) had run off to prepare breakfast. Going by the steaming congee on the table, he only woke Shen Qingqiu up to get him to eat.
Shen Qingqiu sighed as he sat up and ran a hand over his face. ā€œDo you know how old you are right now?ā€Ā 
ā€œThis disciple is sixteen, shizun. Is something wrong?ā€Ā 
Shen Qingqiu gave Luo Binghe a glare. Something wrong? The audacity! He grabbed the fan off his nightstand and smacked the boyā€™s head softly. ā€œHasnā€™t this master told Binghe to tell me right away when something is wrong?ā€ Binghe opened his mouth with a stricken expression, but Shen qingqiu cut him off. ā€œItā€™s fine, itā€™s fine. You're still too young to dual cultivate. Weā€™ll have to wait things out.ā€Ā 
Papapa would have solved this matter instantly if it was viable. But when Binghe first brought up the idea of role-playing as their younger selves, Shen Qingqiu made it clear he would not partake in anything with the man if he made his appearance younger than 18! Even that was too low, but he had to draw the line somewhere!Ā 
Luo Bingheā€™s face flushed red. ā€œD-d-dual cu-cultivate!?ā€Ā 
Shen Qingqiu narrowed his eyes. ā€œWhat did I just say? Don't get any ideas, you'll have to wait before we can do anything.ā€Ā 
ā€œWe?ā€ Bingheā€™s voice went high. ā€œShizunā€¦ dual cultivateā€¦ with me!?ā€Ā 
ā€œNot until youā€™re older,ā€ he repeated firmly.Ā 
At this age, Binghe really did look too innocentā€¦ even with such a perverted interior, he really looked like this simple talk was flustering him. ā€œHow-how much older?ā€Ā 
Well, while recovering from de-aging qi deviations, Binghe did grow back rapidly. It wouldnā€™t take that long before Binghe was old enough for shen qingqiu to feel comfortable touching. ā€œHmm, at the rate you usually growā€¦ maybe we can do it a week from now?ā€Ā 
Luo Binghe passed out.Ā 
*
ā€œMu-shidi, how can you say this isnā€™t a qi deviation?ā€ Shen Qingqiu insisted. ā€œJust look at him! What other explanation could there be?ā€Ā 
His martial brother must have gone insane. He grasped Luo Bingheā€™s wrist once more, looking over the unconscious boy. ā€œShixiong, this oneā€¦ still doesnā€™t understand what you mean.ā€ He released the arm and adjusted his glasses. ā€œThough he seems to have suffered some sort of shock, it is minor and there is zero harm to his meridians. He will wake up shortly.ā€
No harm to his meridians? Then what else could explain why his husband was suddenly a head shorter than him? Luo Binghe did have some shape-shifting skillsā€¦ perhaps they went beyond just hiding his demonic huadian and eyes? Could he also change his appearance to such a degree he looked like a teenager again?Ā 
ā€œThen I suppose this master will take his husband back to the bamboo house and follow up once he wakes.ā€ Shen Qingqiu stood, scooping Luo Binghe into his arms. ā€œThanking shidi for his time.ā€Ā 
He was nearly at the door when he heard a strangled ā€œWAIT!ā€ call out behind him. Shen qingqiu glanced over his shoulder impatiently. He didnā€™t want to be holding Binghe like a bride when he came toā€¦ Binghe would insist on it constantly and further tarnish his status as a stallion protagonist!Ā 
Mu Qingfangā€™s eyes were bugged out, ink dripping from his pen onto his hand. ā€œWhat did you just say!?ā€Ā 
Shen qingqiu raised a brow, shuffling binghe into a more comfortable hold closer to his chest. ā€œThis shixiong thanked shidiā€¦ā€ Shen qingqiu said slowly.Ā 
Mu Qingfangā€™s tense shoulders lowered slightly. ā€œRightā€¦ thatā€™s all shixiong said.ā€
ā€œYes? Thank you for checking on this masterā€™s husband.ā€Ā 
Mu Qingfang threw up blood as Shen Qingqiu exited the infirmary.Ā 
*
Shen Qingqiu had just finished tucking Binghe into their bed when the door to the bamboo house was kicked open. He readied his ā€˜disappointed teacherā€™ voice to reprimand Liu Qingge, but was stunned into silence when he found Yue Qingyuan sprinting into his bedroom instead.Ā 
ā€œZhangmen shixiong,ā€ Shen Qingqiu said with a raised brow. ā€œMay this shidi help you?ā€Ā 
Yue Qingyuanā€™s voice was choked as he called, ā€œXiao-Jiu!ā€Ā 
Shen Qingqiu's lip instinctively twisted down. ā€œIf shixiong has something to say to this Qingqiu, he may do so.ā€ He said pettily. ā€œOtherwise, Iā€™m busy taking care of my husband.ā€
ā€œHusband,ā€ Yue Qingyuan repeated. He squirmed nervously under Shen Qingqiuā€™s gaze. ā€œMu-shidi informed me you said something similar, Iā€¦ xia- um, Qingqiu-shidi, are you alright? Youā€¦ youā€™re not marriedā€¦ right?ā€Ā 
ā€¦Sect leader Yue. You were at the wedding!Ā 
ā€œIs this a joke?ā€ Shen Qingqiu answered coolly. ā€œLuo Binghe would not take kindly to this kind of statement.ā€Ā 
Yue Qingyuan staggered backwards, falling onto a chair with an anguished expression. His eyes fell upon Shen Qingqiuā€™s bed, where Luo Binghe lay sleeping and his eyes widened. ā€œHowā€¦? Shidi, this is- heā€™s your disciple!ā€Ā 
ā€œThis master does not understand,ā€ Shen Qingqiu said irritably. ā€œLuo Binghe and I have been wed for over a year, so why now are you making such a fuss?ā€Ā 
ā€œA yearā€¦?ā€Ā 
More footsteps invaded the bamboo house, until half his martial siblings had invited themselves in. Qi Qingqi, Liu Qingge, even great master Airplane had arrived! Yue Qingyuan looked to Mu Qingfang with dread. ā€œMu-shidiā€¦ā€Ā 
The tragedy clear on the sect leaderā€™s face said it all. Mu Qingfang grimaced. ā€œSomething must be done. Shen-shidi is having delusions of marriage!ā€Ā 
ā€¦okay, that was it. Shen Qingqiu had allowed his martial siblings to subtly disapprove of his relationship with Binghe for all this time, but this was too far.Ā 
ā€œEnough!ā€ He cried. ā€œLuo Binghe is my husband, and that will not change! Everyone will treat him with the respect that is deserved of Qing Jingā€™s shimu!ā€Ā 
The sound of something crashing to the ground pulled their attention back to the peak lordā€™s bed. It seemed Luo Binghe had woken up, gotten out of bed, and then immediately passed out again after taking two steps.Ā 
ā€œBinghe!ā€ Shen Qingqiu cried. Seriously, what was going on? Did Airplane write a narcolepsy arc he never mentioned?Ā 
As Shen qingqiu lifted Binghe back onto the bed, a younger voice joined them. ā€œShizun, why was everyone running into the bamboo house? Is everything okay?ā€Ā 
At the threshold of his bedroom Ning Yingying had arrived, followed by the head disciple.Ā 
Shen Qingqiu gawked at her small stature. What the-!? Did Ning Yingying also qi deviate? And Ming Fan, too? Why did all his disciples look about ten years younger-Ā 
Oh.
Oh no.
Haā€¦ hahahaā€¦ that was the trouble with immortals. Year after year, their faces looked exactly the same.Ā 
System, Shen Qingqiu asked with dawning horror, what's going on?Ā 
[Sounds like host has already figured it out! Limited event: Returning to the Peaceful Past is in progress!]
You bastard, you couldn't have said that earlier!?Ā 
So Shen Qingqiu had temporarily returned to the past. Heā€™d told his sixteen year old disciple they would dual cultivate and informed all his martial siblings he had married the boy at 15. For a thin faced man like Shen Qingqiu, something of this levelā€¦ he couldnā€™t bear his fellow peak lordā€™s shocked and judging faces.Ā 
ā€œS-soā€¦ā€ Shen Qingqiu laughed nervously. ā€œUmā€¦ that was all a joke, okay?ā€Ā 
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mysteryshoptls Ā· 21 days ago
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SSR Mozus Trein - Strict Suit Vignette
"Youngsters these days..."
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[Sports Field]
Trein: 1, 2, 3, 4ā€¦ 5, 6, 7, 8ā€¦
Vargas: Trein-sensei, you're not counting loud enough! With training that feeble, your muscles won't feel your passion!
Trein: Don't be absurd, there would be no difference in my muscle strength simply by raising my voice.
Trein: Furthermore, I have no need to build muscle, anyway. I am simply hoping to loosen my stiff body.
Vargas: Yeah, but the other day, I heard you saying to yourself about how you wished you could move as easily as you did when you were youngerā€¦
Vargas: So, how is it? Do you like the special "Smile-All-Day-Long Training Regimen" I came up for you?
Vargas: I bet your muscles are squealing with joy!
Trein: Is that what you named this regimenā€¦? Although, I suppose I don't get the feeling that you are attempting to make a fool of meā€¦
Trein: ā€¦I suppose I must admit that there have been some positive results.
Trein: At first, I had no confidence that you knew what you were doingā€¦ Ahem. Pardon. I must say, I've been feeling much better since starting these exercises.
Trein: Recently, I've been waking up much earlier than before, possibly due to my age.
Trein: Since Lucius is still fast asleep at that time, I could only bring myself to read books, or drink tea in bedā€¦
Trein: Lightly exercising in the morning like this only benefits my body, and is a pleasant change. I thank you.
Vargas: Hahahah, I'm sure, I'm sure. You see, muscles really solve everything.
Trein: Everything? That seems to be a rather large overestimation.
Vargas: Is it, though? I mean, there's no point in just staying locked up indoors, is there?
Vargas: You should just toss your books and do more important thingsā€¦
Vargas: ā€¦Ah.
Trein: Hmm. So, you're telling me that Ashton Vargas-sensei believes that books are useless?
Trein: Have you never learned anything from a book? Then I suppose you have an overwhelmingly brilliant mind.
Trein: If you truly are that wise and knowledgeable about everythingā€¦
Trein: I suppose I must have you teach me how to be a proper professor, as well as these exercises.
Vargas: Oh, really? I'll do my best.
Trein: I SAID "IF"!
Trein: My wordā€¦ Now, I concede that in order live a long life, working on your physical health is just as important.
Trein: One requires strong legs to carry themselves far and wide in order to personally observe the knowledge this world has to offer.
Trein: However, the most vital object to a mage is knowledge. Knowledge is what allows our magic to grow even further!
Trein: You think books are nonsense? Youngsters these daysā€¦ It would behoove you not to disrespect those who came before you.
Trein: It's because of instructors like you with that sort of mentality that we are falling behind Royal Sword Academy in terms of testing.
Trein: That academy is much more thorough than ours. Naturally, they are not only learning about recent developments.
Trein: At Royal Sword Academy, there is a course where the professor selects literature and reads it with the class, and has the students give their opinions on the pieceā€¦
Trein: The resulting discussions are fervent, and even I was astounded by the quality of their final reports at the end of the semester.
Trein: It is absurd to even consider getting rid of books. Our academy should follow in their footsteps.
Vargas: Wow, you sure know a lot about the way another school does things. ā€¦Oh, right!
Vargas: I think I heard about how when you were younger, you were hoping to work at Royal Sword Academy.
Trein: What? ā€¦Who told you that?
Vargas: The Headmage. I heard you've also applied multiple times even after being hired here.
Vargas: "Even though he has a perfectly good school hereā€¦ How could he!?" he let slip once.
Trein: That man truly does not know how to keep his mouth shutā€¦
Trein: Ahem. Well, I cannot deny that there was a time I had those thoughts.
Trein: With their shimmering white castle with a long history, it is an academic institution at its height.
Trein: That is why I believed that the Royal Sword Academy was exactly where I deserved to beā€¦
Vargas: Aren't you giving them a little too much praise, there? C'mon, just one look at my muscles is enough to send those stuck-up guys scrambling!
Trein: Stop trying to solve everything with your muscles. As I keep telling you, that isn't the answer.
Trein: Well, anywayā€¦ All that is in the past. Now, I am thankful that I did not go to work for them.
Trein: ā€¦Since I wouldn't have the chance to see that school lose if I hadn't chosen to go to another academy.
Trein: One day, under my tutelage, Night Raven College will utterly defeat Royal Sword Academy soundly.
Trein: And I will see them regret their choice to not hire a professor as talented as I.
Vargas: Looks like Trein-sensei's the type to really hold grudgesā€¦
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[Classroom]
Heartslabyul Student: Zzzā€¦ Zzzā€¦
Lucius: Mrrrooowwwļ½ž
[SLASH!]
Heartslabyul Student: GYAAAAAH!!!
Trein: What is all that noise!?
Heartslabyul Student: Ouchā€¦ Lucius scratched my cheek!!
Trein: What of it? I'm sure you were simply nodding off.
Lucius: Mrooowļ½ž
[Trein picks up Lucius]
Trein: That's right, good. That was a fitting punishment for the rude boy.
Trein: You should thank Lucius for waking you up. Now, we'll continue the lesson.
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After class
Heartslabyul Student: I'M SO PISSED OFFļ½žļ½žļ½ž!
Heartslabyul Student: Yeah, sure, I fell asleep, but he didn't need to scratch me! It's not my fault that that old man's lesson's just too boring!
Octavinelle Student: So, my dad used go to Night Raven College too, rightā€¦
Octavinelle Student: He says that Trein's classes hasn't changed a bit. Said sometimes they'd even get the same worksheets as before.
Scarabia Student: No wonder it's so boring. The class is so old, it's basically fossilized!
Scarabia Student: From what I hear, Lucius was always watching the students like that during Trein's classes, tooā€¦
Scarabia Student: Looks like he really likes seein' us gettin' scolded by him.
Heartslabyul Student: The pair of them just piss me offā€¦ Think there's any time those two have ever been nice to a student?
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Grim: HEY, TREIN!
Trein: What is it, do you have a question for me?
Grim: Nyahaha! I think you got something you wanna say to me, don'tcha?
Trein: Something to say to you, Grim? ā€¦I'm afraid nothing comes to mind. What are you talking about?
So, basicallyā€¦
Grim: IT'S THIS! THE TEST WE JUST GOT HANDED BACK!! Grim: My score went up 10 points from last time! Ain't I amazin'? Grim: You better heap tons of praise on my genius awesomeness!
2. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Grim: What, you don't know either, [Yuu]? Look at this! The test we just got handed back!! Grim: My score went up 10 points from last time! Ain't I amazin'? Grim: The two of you better heap tons of praise on my genius awesomeness!
Trein: Sighā€¦ Is that the only reason why you called out to me? You are still nowhere near average.
Trein: What does it say when you are unable to answer a single question on this section of fundamentals?
Trein: It seems you lack the foundation necessary. If the foundation is shaky, then no matter how much you try to learn, there will be no progress.
Trein: The crucial aspect of education is compounding new knowledge onto prior knowledge. You should always focus and strive to do your best.
Lucius: Mrooowrļ½žļ½žļ½ž Ffft
Grim: M-Myaaah. He's started lecturin' again.
Grim: Tch. C'mon, you coulda at least said one nice thingā€¦
Trein: ā€¦However, your ability to solve this problem here was spectacular. We only briefly reviewed this topic in the notes.
Trein: If you were capable of producing the correct answer, you must have thoroughly read your textbook. That is a commendable effort.
Grim: !!
Grim: Nyahahahā€¦ Yay! Yahooļ½ž I gotta tell those jerks who're always pickin' on me that Trein said I did good!
Grim: See that, hench-human? Ain't I awesome?
1. Amazing! 2. You're a genius!
Grim: Right? Hehe, I guessed right. Lucky me!
Trein: Whatā€¦?
Grim: Oops.
Trein: You guessed? You mean to tell me you picked an answer at random, and this result was merely due to luck?
Grim: N-N-N-No way. I just misspoke!
Trein: Well then, I should give you a similar problem. Since you were capable of answering the previous problem, this should be a non-issue.
Grim: But I can't do that!
Trein: So it was a random guess after all. I had hoped that it had been the fruits of your effortsā€¦ Disgraceful!
Grim: But, c'monļ½ž
Trein: NO TALKING BACK!
Trein: I cannot stand such laziness whatsoever. And you sought to win my praise in this manner?
Trein: This is unacceptable. You must receive your just punishment. Now, what shall it beā€¦?
Trein: First, you shall review this test from corner to corner. Understand?
Trein: You will write out each question and answer in your notebook until you've thoroughly committed it to memory. All of it.
Trein: Finally, in order to see if you've truly absorbed the material, you will take a new test specifically on this subject, and must pass it with full marks.
Grim: A test!? But I just did one!
Trein: YOU'LL DO ANOTHER ONE!
Grim: MYAAAAAH!
1. You reap what you sowā€¦ 2. You just had to say somethingā€¦
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[Lecture Hall]
Trein: Well, it seems it's time to head back to the residence. Lucius, get ready to leave.
Lucius: Mrooowļ½ž
Trein: Ah, right. If I recall, we were almost out of milk. I should purchase some on the way home.
Trein: What elseā€¦ We still have some vegetables, but I should purchase some meatā€¦ Hm? My phone is ringing.
[answers phone]
Trein: What is it, Dolly? It's not often you call me at such a time.
Trein: Hm? On your next break? ā€¦I see, I see! That is splendid.
Trein: Anna mentioned that she will also be able to come home. It will be nice to have the whole family together for once.
Lucius: MROW!?
Trein: Could you hear that? Yes, it seems Lucius is also excited to see you two.
Trein: How long will you be able to stay? ā€¦Hm, I see. You'll be able to enjoy your time a little, then.
Trein: Come home safe. Make sure to behave yourself so as to not cause any issues with those around you as you travelā€¦ ā€¦I am not nagging.
Trein: ā€¦I understand, yes, yes. You've grown into a fine adult. I'll abstain from "nagging" you. That is what you prefer, yes?
Trein: ā€¦Yes, your papa is also looking forward to seeing you. Talk to you later.
[click]
Trein: ā€¦Did you hear that, Lucius? Dolly and Anna will come home for their next vacation.
Lucius: Rrowwrļ½žļ½žļ½ž
Trein: Haha, don't sulk.
Trein: Yes, it is a tad worrisome that they live so carefree like children even as adults...
Trein: However, they lost their mother during their formative years, so they've been through such hardship.
Trein: They may have matured and left the family home, however providing them a solace to return to is still a parent's duty to their children.
Trein: ā€¦I'm sure she would have wanted that as well.
Lucius: Rrooowrļ½žļ½žļ½žļ½žļ½ž
Trein: Indeed. You were just as attached to her when you were a kitten, I remember. I know just how heartbroken you were as well.
Trein: That is why during this upcoming break, the two of us must welcome them home with open arms, for her sake as well.
Trein: First, the fireplace requires cleaning. Ah, yes, this is also an opportunity to replace the rug. Andā€¦
Lucius: Rrowrļ½žļ½žļ½ž
Trein: ā€¦No, you need not do anything, Lucius. Whatever would we do if you were to break a nail while attempting to put away all your cat toys.
Trein: No need to sweat. All you should do is rest on your little couch and enjoy yourself.
Lucius: Rrowwrļ½žļ½žļ½žļ½žļ½ž
Trein: Yes, I know. Since we are sharing in such grand news, I shall open up your favorite can, as a treat.
[rustle]
Grim: THAT AIN'T FAIR!
Trein: Hm!? That surprised meā€¦ [Yuu], and Grim. What are you doing here?
1. We were just heading home. 2. We just happened to pass by.
Grim: We were workin' on that stuff you gave us, and look how long it's takin'! And we're not even doneā€¦
Grim: But who cares about thatā€¦ I just heard what you said.
Grim: You keep yappin' 'bout how I gotta work haaaaard, or learn more stuuuuuff or whateverā€¦
Grim: But you're sayin' Lucius doesn't gotta do anything, that's totally different from what you said earlier! That ain't fair!
Grim: So, I wanna do what he does. Hey, Lucius, swap places with me!
Lucius: MROWR!?
Grim: MEEEEOOOW!
Grim: Humph. If I do this, then I won't have do deal with all your naggin', and I can just lay around and get pets and tasty treats, right?
Grim: This is the life! Myahaha!
Trein: No! Do not climb on the desk and try to replace Lucius. Stop it!
1. You sure you're good with just being a cat?
Trein: It's just as [Yuu] says. Lucius is my precious familiar. On the other hand, Grim, you are a student! Trein: Do you not think you are simply causing more of a headache to [Yuu], who supports you day in and day out?
2. I mean, it is a pretty neat gig.
Trein: Whaā€¦ Even you say so, [Yuu]? I do hope you aren't planning on jumping on the desk as well.
Trein: As students given the honor to become Night Raven College students, you dare wish to merely relax and do nothingā€¦?
Trein: How wretched. Students thrive because they are thrown into the strenuous trials of academia.
Trein: While you are under my tutelage, I will not allow such disgraceful behavior to continue.
Trein: Both of you must never forget that you are students at this esteemed academy!
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varyajc Ā· 6 months ago
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poking my head out of my cave for hashira headcanons, what they would do if they became jealous
HASHIRA HEADCANONS
what they would do if they were ;; jealous!
a/n ;; put your party hats on, we reached 10 followers!!
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Himejima Gyomei ;; The Stone Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› He would be very gentle about it, along with being very open. He wouldnā€™t exactly say anything right away, because he trusts you. However, he feels the need to communicate his feelings, so thatā€™s what he did. You were very understanding and did everything in your power to help him feel better. He was honestly overwhelmed how much effort you put into making him feel better.
Iā€™d say no drama would be caused, issue would most likely be solved in less than three days at most.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Shinazugawa Sanemi ;; The Wind Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› He would be very possessive
This man, right here, is not afraid to show his emotions when it comes to you. He would wrap his arms around you, with his thumb rubbing soothing circles on your stomach. Heā€™d probably also be kissing your cheek every 5 minutes. (Leaving possible love marks in front of the man hitting on you.)
Iā€™d say, yes, drama would be caused. However, he canā€™t stay mad at you. Issue would be solved in a week or less.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Iguro Obanai ;; The Serpent Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Hmm, for this man is tricky. I feel like heā€™d be very quiet about it, but heā€™d be fuming next to you.
He isnā€™t too big on public affection, so heā€™d just stand next to you, vein popping out of his head, with that sharp glare of his. That stare is enough to scare off the man hitting on you. Heā€™d probably go on a rant how youā€™re his when the both of you return home.
I wouldnā€™t say this situation would cause drama, more likely cause tension for a day or two.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Tomioka Giyu ;; The Water Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Self-conscious. I donā€™t know how else to put it, Iā€™m sorry.
Listen, this manā€™s self-esteem is almost at rock-bottom, you have to be very careful on how much affection or how friendly you are towards others. He probably wouldnā€™t bring it up, but you eventually notice, practically forcing it outta him.
You have to reassure him constantly for the next week or two.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Mitsuri Kanroji ;; The Love Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Uh, for this woman itā€™s hard, Iā€™d say sheā€™d be very affectionate?
Once she noticed the man hitting on you, sheā€™d start grabbing your hand and hugging you. Sheā€™s a sweet-heart, she wouldnā€™t tell you until you both got home that evening. She told you about her issue with it and was generally being very open. This made the situation 100x easier, and everything was solved that night.
You took her out to dinner the next day just to be safe.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Rengoku Kyojuro ;; The Flame Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Heā€™d be mature about it!
Like many others on this list, he wouldnā€™t say anything until the two of you got home, so you could enjoy your evening. Heā€™d also be very open and honest. However, heā€™d probably be very upset when he saw the man hitting on you. Not that he doesnā€™t trust you, itā€™s just a little upsetting to see a man hitting on your spouse.
You guys spent the night cuddling.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Tokito Muichiro ;; The Mist Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Heā€™d be very confused why he felt the need to slap the man in front you.
When he first saw the young man hitting on you, heā€™d get very angry. Yet he also feels confused about his feelings, he doesnā€™t understand why heā€™s so angry about a young man ā€œtalkingļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ with you. He spoke to you later about it, he explained his feelings and he doesnā€™t understand why he feels upset about it. You assured him you only have eyes for him.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Kocho Shinobu ;; The Insect Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Sheā€™d be upset about it, but also takes care of the situation maturely
When she first witnessed the scene in front of her, she just put her anger behind a smile. However, when the two of you got home, she very calmly but coldly explained her feelings and why she felt the way she felt, you felt somewhat scared to be honest. You reassured her, and nothing else came out of the situation.
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ā•°ā”ˆāž¤ Uzui Tengen ;; The Sound Hashira
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: Ģ—Ģ€āž› Ugh, this man would be very cocky about it.
He doesnā€™t even bring it up, he KNOWS you canā€™t and wonā€™t find anybody better than him, so he knows you wonā€™t leave him for some homeless rando that looks like he hasnā€™t showered in decades. He doesnā€™t act weird about it, he goes on about it his day rather than bring it up. Nothing comes out of this situation.
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selfloverrrrrr Ā· 24 days ago
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AMAZING!! hey lil mašŸ˜šŸ˜I have a REQUEST..SMT LIKE yn has been working as a manager/secretary to her childhood bully gojo while he desperately tries get her attention for months and finally losses it one night when yn was working overtime in his office/place noncon ofcourse THATS ALL I'm really curious how you'll do itā¤ļøā¤ļønd I really love the way to write I read all your oneshotsšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ™OMG SO GOOD ND HAVE A NICE DAYY
I'm sorry if I'm too late šŸ˜­
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Overtime~
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Warnings : smut , heavy smut, unprotected sex, Noncon, Kidnapping, physically and emotional abuse, biting, torture, size difference....
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( All characters are aged up/18+)
Minors Do Not Interact
Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report
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Y/n's POV
"this is the company? This office is really so huge" I asked. "Yes.... and best of luck" Shoko said. "You think they'll take me for the job? I'm so nervous" I replied. "Chill, girl.... don't be so nervous! I know you're capable of this. Thik about the money they'll pay then you won't be dealing with any problem" she replied placing a hand on my shoulder.
She's right. I really need money that's why I'm searching for a job. I've paid for my rent for almost three months. Shoko is making me food every day so I can save some money. But how many days can I go like this? Shoko is the one who told me about this company who is currently taking interviews for the secretary position. If I pass this my all problems will be solved.
I looked at her and smiled. "Okay...see you after the interview" I said and went out of the car. "Ok bye... I'll be waiting in the parking lot" she said and turned the. I took a deep breath and went inside the building. Some people were coming out of that building. "Gosh that CEO is so rude. Why is he so rude?!" They were talking with each other. What does they mean rude??? I'm sure I won't get this job.After waiting for almost 30 minutes they called me inside. I went inside the room. That room was as luxurious as the whole office.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU STILL COULDN'T FIND HER???? IT'S LITERALLY 3 FUCKING YEARS YOU ALL ARE WORKING TO FIND HER.... AND YOU STILL COULDN'T?! YOU ALL ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!! MEET ME TODAY" I saw a tall guy yelling at his phone. He seems like the CEO. There were few workers in that room but I can tell by his dressing that he's the CEO. I couldn't see his face since he's facing the window. And why is he yelling at someone like that. Gosh I'm dead...he is literally so rude. He ended the call. "Who's next?" He asked annoyingly and then turned around. And we both froze.
Gojo's POV
Those damn dumbs.... can't even stalk properly?! Can't find a girl in the whole japan?! Y/n was in my college. She left the city just because I bullied her? How dare she? After graduation I haven't seen her. I tried to ignore the feelings I felt but I couldn't. I controlled myself for 2 years. But after that I hired some people to find where she lives and those idiots still couldn't find?! And on the other hand the annoying interview is going on. I ended the call then turned around.
And my eyes widened and I almost froze there. Is that y/n? Am I seeing right? She came to give interview?! Fuck.... I'm not dreaming right??? So it was in both of our fates? So I wasn't doing anything wrong? If our fate made this that really means she is mine...or maybe I've to make her mine? firstly I've been sure that she's y/n and not her lookalike. From her expressions I'm 99% sure she's y/n.
I sat on my chair. "So what's your name?" I asked. I can tell she's nervous. "I'm.... I'm y/n....y/n l/n" she replied. I couldn't hold back my smirk. After all those years I finally found her? And like this? Never imagined. And..... she's feeling uncomfortable. "So why do you want this job?" I asked. "I really need money.... I can't pay for my rent for months" she replied.
"okay give me your qualifications" I said. She handed me a file. My eyes scanned over the documents. "Hmm... okay. Gotta boyfriend?" I asked. "Huh?" She was shocked. "I mean I don't want destruction for my secretary" I said. "Oh...no. I don't have a boyfriend" she replied. RELIEF. "Okay... join from tomorrow and yuta? Tell the other interviews to go back" I said.
Y/n's POV
I left the room. My heart felt like it's gonna burst. Wtf did just happened?! The CEO is Gojo?! The guy who made me cry my whole childhood till the college? And now he just hired me as his secretary?! Fuckkkkkkk too much happened today. I don't have any other choice I have to do this job. I really need money. I sighed loudly and went to the parking lot.
"what happened?" Shoko asked as I entered the car. "I'm selected" I replied with a smile. My head was hurting so much so I thought not to tell her everything now. "That's great!!! I'm so happy! Today we're gonna order so many foods" she said and started the car. "Yes yes sure" I replied and we both went to her house.
After a month
After joining the company nothing really happened. Which I thought was surely gonna happen but it didn't. And I'm glad that it didn't happen. Work was going well. Gojo didn't spoke about any of those old days. It's almost one month passed. I was checking the files in Gojo's office when my phone rang. I checked my phone it was Shoko.
I picked up the call and put it on speaker while checking the files. "Hello?" I said. "What are you doing madam?" She asked. "What else other than doing these boring shits?" I said and we both laughed. "But I'm happy that you got this job....or else I was almost ready to find a sugar daddy" she said. "Yes a hot sugar daddy" I said and we both laughed.
I suddenly heard a scoff. I turned around and saw Gojo standing there. "Shoko I'll call you later" I said and hung up the call. "When did you come back, sir?" I asked. "When you said to your friend that you're doing some shitty work here" he replied. I cursed myself under my breath. I should look at my surroundings before saying things. "I.... It wasn't like that... I wasn't talking about your works-" before I could complete my sentence he cut off my sentence.
"yeah I know what you meant" he said and smirked. Fuck! I think my work is gone now. "Anyways I was saying we have a meeting tomorrow with the other company ceos you remember that?" He asked. Oh he's not throwing me out? Thank God! "Yes... yes sir I do remember" I replied. "Okay so make sure the files are ready and you have to do overtime after the meeting tomorrow okay?" He asked. "Yeah it's fine" I replied.
Gojo's POV
The next day
The CEO of other companies arrived. The meeting was about to start. We sat on our seats. I noticed that Sukuna was looking at y/n. I rolled my eyes. The meeting started. And he's still staring at her?! Tf does he want?! He has a secretary as well...why is he looking at mine?! WAIT! DID HE JUST LOOKED AT HER THIGHS?! those are mine to stare at. I can't blame that short skirt will make anyone stare but he shouldn't!!!
The meeting ended. Suguru Geto aka my best friend and CEO of another company came to me. We shook hands and we were talking. I looked away for a bit and I saw Sukuna approaching y/n. He went to her and called her. She turned around and gave him a smile. he offered a hand to shake. She took his hand. And suddenly HE HUGGED HER?! She doesn't look like she was expecting that. I went to them and called Sukuna.
"yo... Sukuna" I said. He looked at me and let go of her. "Yeah" he replied and came towards me. I offered a hand and he took it. I pressed his hand tightly. "Don't even look at her" I said with grinded teeth then let go of his hand. He looked at his now red hand then at me. Then smirked. "Well that's was a new way to say hello but okay.... gonna see you later and her as well" he said and they all went out. I clenched my jaw.
In the evening
We both reached my house. She has overtime today. My private office is just beside my bedroom. I told her to go there and I went to the bathroom to wash my face. My mind was replying Sukuna hugging y/n. I just can't stand it... she's fucking mine can't he just understand?!. I went out and went to the office and sat on the couch. She was standing beside the table and was checking some files on the table. And I was behind her.
She slightly bend over to see the files. Fuck....bend a little more lemme see what is mine. "Three products came for collaboration. One of them is beer. So I already declined that. You said you don't want to collaborate with any alcoholic product that's why" she said. "Hmmm..." I replied and my concentration was still on her ass.
"and then a Condom company. They said they made stretchable condoms which will fit everyone. And then a perfume company claiming that their perfume lasts more than 14 hours" she said. "Hmm" I replied. "If you agree I'll send it to the test then we can collaborate with them" she said. I stood up and walked towards her whose back was still facing me.
Y/n's POV
I was putting down the file from my hand when I almost tripped over the table from a force from my back. I turned around my head and saw Gojo standing there. His front pressed against my back. "What were you talking with Sukuna?" He asked. "What?" I asked. "I SAID WHAT WERE YOU TAKING WITH SUKUNA?!" He screamed. I got nervous. "N-Nothing.... h-he was saying h-he liked my outfit then hugged me all of a sudden " I replied.
"you're not lying?" Gojo asked. "N-No sir...i-I'm not" I replied. My heart pumping loudly. He smirked and made me turn around. "You know y/n... I miss those days..." He said and pressed his crotch against my thigh. "I really really reallyyyyyy miss your screams" he said. Then I felt his hand reaching underside of my breast. I stopped his. "G-gojo P-Please" I said. I felt like I'm going to cry.
"one touch and sir became Gojo?" He asked with a smirk. "G-gojo P-Please don't" I said. "You know what...." He said and picked up the sample condom from the table "why should I send it on test when I can test it myself" he said and chuckled. "No no no please" I cried out. He picked me up on his shoulder and took me to his bedroom. Then threw me on the bed.
He started undoing his shirt flexing his toned body. "Gojo please.... you're out of your mind" I said. He crawled towards me then pinned me underneath him. "Now you gonna tell me what to do?" He asked grabbing my chin roughly. His nails digging into my skin. I started crying. "ANSWER ME!" He ordered. I shook my head left and right. "N-No" I replied. "Then you should shut the fuck up" he said and I sobbed.
He pressed his lips on mine. Kissed me roughly. Forcing me to open my mouth and then pushing his tongue inside. Exploring my mouth. He bit on my lower lip. The giving open mouthed kisses from jaw to collarbone. Leaving hickeys all over. And the thing haunting me was his laugh. The evil laugh he's laughing. He sat up then grabbed his shirt and tore it off.
"g-gojo P-Please please don't" I cried and Tried to cover me. But he grabbed my hands and pushed them apart. "Do you remember the day you came for the interview and I was screaming on my phone? That I hired some people to find someone but they couldn't?" He asked. "I was talking about you....I hired them to find you and you know why?" He asked and brought his face close to mine.
"because I'm soooo fucking obsessed with you" he said then smirked again. I was scared instead of shocked because I know that's gonna make my life a nightmare.He took off my bra. I tried to protest but nothing happened. He looked at my boobs with lust in his eyes and didn't waste any time, crashed his mouth on my breast licking, sucking and teasing the nipple and squeezing the other one with his hand. I moaned in the sensation.
Then he took off my pantie."you look better without it" he whispered and then looked at my pussy. He rubbed his finger on my clit and whispered " so wet. You naughty little slut, I'm sure you were imagining your boss doing dirty things with you ~". Then he licked my pussy. I couldn't help but moan loudly. He smirked at my reaction and undo his pants.
His dick sprang out. It was too big and too thick. Fear grabbed me by my neck. " G-gojo no no no... P-please no... s-stop" I begged but didn't even listen to me and slammed his whole dick inside me in one slide. I screamed. Why was this happening with me?! I shouldn't have accepted to work in his office in the first place! He didn't even give me time to adjust his size and started thrusting in and out roughly. I was through my legs with pain and begging him to stop. And he liked it so much. His thrust became harder and harder. I clenched around him tightly and he moaned loudly " ughhhhhh....ahhh s-so...ahhhh....so f-fucking tight " he started rubbing my clit with his thumb and I bite his shoulder scratched his back to control myself.
With a few more thrusts I came. He looked at me and smirked. "You liked it huh?" He asked and laughed. He was still thrusting roughly. "Gojo please" I sobbed. I was through my legs trying to stop him. But he seemed like he was liking it so much. His thrust became harder and harder. I clenched around him tightly and "look you saying you don't want this and already going to cum again before me"he whispered. He started rubbing my clit with his thumb again and my fell back moaning loudly his name. And that's what he was waiting for.
I came again. Shame grabbed me all over. I looked away and couldn't even look at him. "Awww is someone ashamed?" He asked. I felt his cock pulsing inside me. I tried to push him away with all of my strength." Ughh...no no no no...ahhhhhh...no please no....ahhhhhh..... n-not ahhhh.....not inside..." I moaned. He looked down at me. " Call me daddy.... say that it feels so good... and maybe I won't cum inside" He said while thrusting. I sobbed looking at him. He spanked me"come on...you can do better " he said. "I-It feels so good... daddy" I whispered to him. He kissed me and whispered"good girl". But he didn't pull out. His thrust became harder. "W-wait...you said you'll pull out" I said. "I said maybe" he whispered with a smirk. Within a minute he came inside me I could feel his seed inside me. He pulled out.
"huhhhh... fuck I always knew you would feel so good. Those porn videos weren't working. Of course those weren't you.... I don't know how those stupids jerk off using those.... but who cares? I got you permanently " he said with a smirk look at my teary face.
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