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[junkydrawr]

Oh yeah, tall lanky Sniv

[dragonkeeper19600]

For a "professionally self published author" you're genuinely being very unprofessional over .. whatever this is? Can you please leave my friend alone over fictional characters? People have different hcs all the time. I don't know shit about EH, but if you don't like any hcs Sniv has, genuinely, please just block and move on. And don't repost someone's art just to be rude, please? Like this isn't hate I'm gen just asking you to be chill and leave sniv alone.

It’s not a headcanon, though. It’s an AU.

Honestly, I’m just teasing because I think it’s funny how much this is being blown out of proportion. After all, Sniv is the one who told me, let’s see here, “your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts.” I haven’t said anything nearly that hateful or vulgar, so it kind of sounds like your friend is the one needlessly escalating over a nothing conflict.

Let me ask you something. Did you send me this message because you’re genuinely concerned for your friend or did you do it because your friend made you?

If it’s the latter, you should probably rethink your friendship with someone who uses you as an attack dog.

(By the way, if any of you are interested in reading my self-published stories, my website is here okay bye)

[captain-of-silvenar]

1, 4 and 8 for Kerasil

2, 6, 7 and 10 for Yera

Aw yeah, lets go. Thank you Sniv!

Kerasil

What is the character’s go-to drink order?

A proper Green Pact Bosmer would never pass up a mug of jagga when offered. Takes milk drinker to another level, Nords could never survive a keg stand of jagga. Kerasil finds it hilarious that drinking milk is seen as something childish or weak as it's basically a staple drink in Valenwood.

More for her, needs more bug juice in it though.

Do they have any scars or tattoos?

Kerasil has sleeves on both her arms of twisting bold lines that she's especially proud of. Then there are a whole litany of other scars they've collected from reckless and foolish adventures, and then more while she's the Captain of the Guard doing reckless and foolish things on the clock. If we're going to go with the Vestige line she does have a giant knife scar in the center of her chest from when she was sacrificed to Molag Bal.

It's pretty gnarly and nasty looking, like a curse. So it's not very appealing and Kerasil does make it a point to cover it as much as she could so she doesn't have to keep seeing the moment when her whole life turned for the worst.

Describe the place where they sleep.

The only place Kerasil could ever consider laying her head down at night is at home. It is warm lights and a tight embrace from her husband. The scent of dinner on the wind and the sound of her children rushing into the room. It is a bed covered in plush furs from shared hunts with her husband in days of youth.

Her bedroom has nothing relating to her job, no trophies of her accomplishments to the city, very few trinkets of her adventures. There are plenty other spaces dedicated to these things, but the bedroom and where she gets to be safe and vulnerable is just made for her and her husband and that's how she wants it to be.

Yera

What is their grooming routine?

I talked about her grooming habits in another post, but I can use this time to describe it in better detail.

Yera when she can enjoys a long warm bath. Something to wash away the aches and pains of traveling on the road and spelunking into caves and ruins. Circumstances have it where she can't keep to Green Pact rules as tight, so she enjoys a mildly scented soap of pines as a luxury.

Once washed down, she is semi-forced to do an actual hair care routine. Yera typically doesn't put maximum effort to her hair other than finger brushing it and keeping dirt and leaves out of it but Lydia won't have it. So she has soap to rinse out all the dirt and keep her hair actually white instead of grey. Then properly dried and combed out until it's properly styled and laying flat without random frizz and fly aways.

Then if they need to head out somewhere public, Yera will start fussing over what outfits to wear and accessories to match with it. Are these boots a good match with these pants? Does this shirt fall nicely off my arms? Lydia, Lydia please be honest with me I can hear you laughing across the room. Lydia I need to show off, Maven is going to be in the Marketplace and I need to be better dressed than her.

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child?

Yera is the oldest! She has one younger sister named Faylen whom was born when Yera was a grown adult. Bit of a surprise from Yera to her mom having another child so late, but welp that's elven lifetime and Faylen is Yera's entire world.

She got to help raise her baby sister, teach her how to shoot a bow for the first time. Watch her play in meadows freely under her watch. Taught her songs and dances they practice around the communal fire. Got to watch Faylen become a Spinner and grow into her own potential and give encouragement when she had the rare bouts of doubt. Faylen is the best sister Yera could ever ask for and she would tear the world apart if anything were to even look at her wrong.

Describe the shoes they’re wearing.

Yera... is an avid boot collector. Once she moved to Skyrim she knew she would not survive on the thin straps of leather that served as sandals in this snowy country. So she started investing in boots.

The first were a pretty basic set of traveling boots. Good quality leather, thick soles so that the rocks won't slice her feet into ribbons.

Then when she got into some money she got some nice knee high ones. Form fitting, sheath for a boot knife, extra padding to keep it quiet. Dark leather to match her time in the Thieves Guild.

And now? Now she has so many kinds of shoes and boots for every occasion.

This one for walking in town, this one for when we know we're going up the mountains. This one for the marshes and needs to be magically waterproof that marsh gets into her socks like no ones business. This one reinforced with dragonbones because there's a new dragon up on that mountain and we're going to kick it's ass 6 ways to Sundas.

If there is a boot out there, chances are Yera has bought it and added it to her collection.

What objects do they always carry around with them?

To go without saying that Yera does not go anywhere without a seeing cane. She has them in various styles, but she cannot leave the house without at least one of them on hand.

Even in the confines of her town and home, she usually keeps a dagger on her for self-defense. No one even bats an eye at that either, so it's convenient and accepted to have one carried around.

Otherwise, she doesn't keep a lot of other personal items. Most of them had to be left at home in Valenwood when she left so that she didn't have more identifying items to track her back to Silvenar. She got new personal items in Skyrim, but she still tries to cover her tracks and her family connections from the Thalmor as much as possible.

Now it's more important that she's Dragonborn than to find out her background. Which is why a dagger is always necessary no matter where she is. There is always dangers waiting around the corner...

[galraluver]

Lotor Masterlist

~ Scenarios ~

~ Lotor's older sister doing his hair (scenario)

~ Lotor winning over his Fem! Altean S/o who's suspicious of him (scenario)

~ Lotor's Fem! Human S/o taking him to her favorite café (scenario)

~ Lotor with a GN! Human S/o who likes being hypnotized (scenario)

~ Lotor and his Fem! Human S/o having sex for the first time (scenario)

~ Lotor saying his first word (scenario)

~ Haggar walking in on Lotor's Fem! Human S/o pegging him in the throne room (scenario)

~ Lotor guilty wank

~ Zarkon and Lotor's crush choosing Haggar (scenario)

~ Headcanons ~

~ Lotor A-Z Fluff Headcanons

~ Lotor with a plus sized, touch starved Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ How Sniv, Trugg, Young Sendak and Lotor comfort their Fem! Human S/o during a panic attack (headcanons)

~ Lotor with a Fem! Human S/o who's a songwriter and likes to sing for him (headcanons)

~ Bogh, Lotor, Antok and Regris with a sick/fragile Fem! Human S/o who's very gentle but never think twice to face danger for their Galran lover (headcanons)

~ Lotor A-Z NSFW Headcanons

~ Trugg, Regris, Lotor and Throk trying on one of their Fem! Human S/o's pads (headcanons)

~ Zarkon and Lotor fighting over the same woman (headcanons)

~ Zarkon, Lotor, Sendak and Ranveig betrothed to their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Zarkon, Lotor, Sendak and Ranveig falling in love with a Princess/Queen of an enemy Empire (headcanons)

~ Lotor with a Fem! Human S/o who has powers like Captain Marvel (headcanons)

~ Lotor and Ezor with a Fem! Human S/o who gets giggly/dazed after climaxing (headcanons)

~ Antok and Lotor with a Fem! Human S/o who was abused by her parents (headcanons)

~ Sendak, Zarkon, Lotor and Kolivan  spending Halloween, Thanksgiving & Christmas with their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Lotor with a younger sister who's the pure embodiment of Azula (headcanons)

~ Throk, Ranveig, Branko and Lotor trying out a period cramps simulator (headcanons)

~ Lotor with a sister who's the complete opposite of Azula (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak, Narti and Lotor with a mom friend (headcanons)

[bluesummerdaze]

Aizawa!Severus Snape AU Idea 3

A new idea about my  Aizawa!Severus Snape AU, where Aizawa is reincarnated as Snape. It feels like I’m on a roll with this.

This is more centered around Sevzaw’s possible relationships with both Lily and the Marauders. They were an important part of Snape’s childhood, so I had to get to them eventually.

With Lily, he definitely would NOT have any romantic inclination towards her whatsoever. Being a reincarnated 30-year-old teacher, that would be creepy as hell.

Sevzawa would definitely try to master magic when he learns that it’s a thing and that he can use it (gotta prepare for the future and all that). He’d probably see her using magic, realize that she has no clue what she’s doing but that she has potential, and his teacher-mode would activate.

With the Marauders, James would totally misinterpret their relationship. And since jealousy was one of the major reasons for the bullying (along with Sevzawa being a Slytherin (see Aizawa!Severus Snape AU Idea 2)), they would still probably try to bully him.

But here’s the thing. Aizawa, 1) Was a hero who regularly fought against villains and has seen some of the worst of what humanity has to offer (*cough* All For One *cough*). 2) Is used to dealing with eccentric and/or violent people, both students and teachers (violent = Bakugo, Eccentric = Almost everyone, really). 3) As stated in Aizawa!Severus Snape AU Idea 1, due to weird reincarnation shenanigans, he can still use his quirk and it stops people from using magic, so there goes one avenue for bullying.

So he wouldn’t really be bothered by some schoolkids trying to bully him, I would think.

So, eventually, they’d decide to go through with the Shrieking Shack incident. James hears about what they’re doing, thinks it’s too far, and goes to the Shrieking Shack to try to stop him. His friends follow, because they’re worried about him. Sevzawa is just about to ignore the prompting to go there completely, but his hero instincts tell him that something bad is going to happen if he leaves those kids on their own, so he decides to at least check it out.

Predictably, he has to save their dumb asses from a werewolf, but ends up with some broken bones in the process, leading him to realize that he’s gotten pretty rusty and is going to have to re-learn how to fight if shit like this is waiting in this crazy world. And, of course, he still goes to all his classes, because critical injuries have never stopped him from doing that before! (Plus, he views, like, most of the teachers as incompetent. Especially when it comes to dealing with Slytherin students).

From here, it can honestly go one of two ways:

Scenario 1) The Marauders realize the severity of what they tried to do and resolve to just leave Sevzawa alone from now on.

Scenario 2)The Marauders decide to confess to him about their plan out of guilt and to try to make amends. They don’t really expect any kind of relationship with him after that and plan to just stop bothering him. But Sevzawa, upon hearing this whole thing was a prank gone terribly wrong, realizes that these kids aren’t just stupid, but that they’re so stupid that they will actually get themselves killed without supervision. So he decides to be that supervision, which leads to him accidentally becoming the mom dad friend of the group.

This silly idea made me realize that Aizawa is probably one of my favorite characters in Hero Academia now. And that the Dadzawa meme is incredibly fun to write about. Also that I really like reincarnation AUs. 🙃

XXX

Bonus: During Scenario 2

Marauders: Good afternoon there, Sniv- Er, I mean, Snape.

Sevzawa: Good afternoon, problem children.

Marauders: WE ARE THE SAME AGE-

[hopefullynoticed]

Jilly gets together part two

He watched her leave with a longing to continue were they were before her mom came in a caught them. But he knew that wasn’t going to happen. Lily was walking away wishing the same thing and kicking herself for not locking the door when she had the chance.  She decided to take a couple of minutes and do some writing.

Dinner passed in almost silence with the occasional glances and smirks and chuckles. Every time lily and James caught each other’s eyes they blushed and smiled then quickly looked away. Sirius kept eyeing them and every time they did that he just chuckled. Peter was to busy trying not to make things any more awkward that he kept his head down and ate his dinner. Remus was probably the most normal of them all. He was a great guest and was caring on a conversation with her parents that the others didn’t really hear.

Once the dinner was over and the table was cleared lily and James offered to do the dishes before they went on their walk. This was just so they could have a moment alone, or so they thought. Sirius kept making excuses to come in and interrupt them. They were talking about how people were reacting and how it is going to make everyone completely confused that they finally got together. At this point in the conversation james noticed that lilies eyes lost some of their sparkle.

“what is wrong?” james asked completely scared he may have just screwed up his happiness.

“I was just thinking about how HE is going react to the news.”

“why do you care what sniv… Snape thinks?”

“you wouldn’t understand.”

“but I want to Lily I really do.” As he makes her look into his eyes that he might somehow show her how much he cares about how she is feeling.

“we grew up together James. He and I played at the same park, shared our summers together. He was the first person to explain that I am witch.”

“he means a lot to you huh?” said James quietly

“meant. He was becoming mean just before we started hanging out and after we became friends he became down right nasty. What is he going to do now that we are dating?” she said with a little bit of fear in her voice.

James wrapped his arms around her and kissed her head.

“what ever it is we will handle it, I promise. Now didn’t you promise me a walk?”

With that she gave a small laugh and looked up into his smiling face and said “I believe I did.”

“how about we don’t go into the woods but walk to that park you were talking about and you can tell me what it was like growing up here?”

“yeah. That sounds nice.”

In a normal voice james said “remus why don’t you let the guys know to get ready we are going for a walk.” With out taking his eyes off of lily.

“it is weird that he can hear us. Stupid wolf powers.” Lily mumbled.

James laughs “to be fair though, the whole house hear us when I asked you out though. Plus, he knows not to repeat what he has heard in private conversations.”

From the distance remus yells “he is right lils”

At that they looked at each other and laughed.

“ok, just hurry up and let’s get going.” lily replies.

once again please  comment message me like the page, repost if you like it. I am one who is nervous about sharing my work. lol

[withoutsightyetcolorful]

NAME OF YOUR MUSE :  Margon

ONE PICTURE YOU LIKE BEST OF YOUR MUSE’S FC:

Hands down, Blue’s depictions of Margon are my favorite.

{ The rest is put under a Read More for space constraints. }

TWO HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUSE THAT YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE :

1. Margon is supposed to be totally sugar and ice, but a lot of muses run into her sugar personality because she is on some level a bleeding heart and can practically smell suffering. Her ice personality is much more apparent in her personality as Nerua; she far more cold, bitter, and cynical. She’d almost be considered a real Galra if her ice personality had some bloodthirst, but she’s gone over the threshold of giving a shit about the Empire’s expansion a while ago. 

2. Margon avoids getting her eyes replaced with cybernetics because, with the age of the wounds, she’d need to be given Quintessence treatments to revitalize the nerves and be able to have the prosthetics work. Margon is wary of Quintessence, to say the least; she’s had suspicions of their affects on people’s mental health for a long time due to her experiences as a cadet in military academy.

THREE THINGS THAT YOUR MUSE LIKES DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME :

1. Sleep. Margon likes to sleep, or at the very least lay in bed and try to fall asleep. She doesn’t get a lot of sleep normally due to both her busy schedule and her poor health, but she cherishes every wink that she gets.

2. Listen to audiobooks. Margon’s particular tastes are a well-kept secret, but she tends to gravitate towards alien fantasy and mystery books. Since she’s probably one of the maybe ten civilian Galra that makes enough money to buy “collector’s edition” books that were at one point declared “offensive to the Empire,” she discretely checks them out.

3. Listen to and make covers of music. Most of the free material that’s available involving her is covers of other artists that she does in her free time, ranging from those within her genre to more outlandish things. She’s rather proud of how popular that one Bi Boh Bii cover got, even if it was in the form of a meme.

SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LOVES/LIKES  :

1. Skah, because Margon loves her babies. Margon appreciates Skah’s more down to earth personality, and while she does struggle to answer all of her questions (”What did I do to get such a nosey girl?”), she’s happy to have her.

2. Ciyo, because Margon loves her kids, even if they can be terrorizing little shits to most everyone else. Margon sympathizes with Ciyo’s frustration with Galran standards, having once been a bit of a feral child herself, and she doesn’t get mad at Ciyo when her claws ache to scratch at something.

3. Cairis is one of several grown adults that Margon has deemed adoptive family, even though the two of them aren’t that far apart in terms of sheer numbers, age-wise (Margon is supposed to be middle-aged, but we can chalk that up to her being in poor health and refusing Quintessence life-extending treatments). Cairis is Margon’s good friend and confidante in a manner that she would have never guessed a reporter could be.

4. Sniv, in her older universe (where she’s been out and about in the music scene long enough for her daughters to have grown up), wound up becoming her adoptive nephew of sorts when she bumped into him when he was a little kid. Naturally, she took a shine to him and they’d been keeping in touch since.

5. Repard, in her older universe, wound up becoming her second, less official adoptive nephew after she put a stop to some of his bullies backstage of one of her performances. In her younger universe (Nerua), he’s perhaps the first Galra to express a degree of concern and sympathy for her, which is something she’d never forget. 

6. Ziikya in a more professional sense accompanied by her perpetual need to be the mom friend, even if he really doesn’t want her to be anything more than a coworker. Not your fault you triggered her mom instincts, dude; with a manager like that, it’d be hard not to have her pulling shit like asking if you’ve eaten dinner yet or asking you how your day went.

7. Velum is one of the few babysitters her kits will tolerate, so Margon holds Velum in a high esteem as far as fellow civilian Galra. Margon knows at least part of the appeal is that Ciyo has a thing for her and Velum has the capacity to enact palen bol as a newborn lamb, but Margon doesn’t care, because Velum’s proven herself plenty capable.

TWO THINGS YOUR MUSE REGRETS:

1. She regrets not going into music earlier in life. Margon wishes her younger self knew that it was possible and that the military wasn’t her only option.

2. She regrets not getting her escape ship repaired sooner. Margon would have very much liked to leave Koroja in the dust before her kits got attached to him, even if it would have meant she’d know less about their kind. However, she doesn’t quite regret crashing on Czari IV; to do that would mean regretting the births of her daughters.

TWO PHOBIAS YOUR MUSE HAS :

1.  Acrophobia - The fear of heights.

Margon tends to get anxious when dealing with the edge of the stage or similarly precarious situations, as in her experience, falling into “enemy territory” is always bad, even if the enemy is just a bunch of zealous fans.

2. Hoplophobia - The fear of weapons/armed individuals.

More specifically, Margon is scared shitless of dealing with the Empire and its soldiers, with good and not so good reasons. For one, Margon is a deserter, and a deserter with a very angry and very controlling mother who’s in the military and has no issues using her authority to try and wrench Margon back into her clutches. However, with most other military folk, her wariness is somewhat irrational, as military shows tend to be her most packed.

Tagged by: @cairis-in-the-field

Tagging: @galranrepard @commsniv

[ao3feed--sheith]

Voltron: Legendary Defender - This is Me.

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by moon_goddess_118

Lotus was assigned to the Kerberos mission as the team's medic, despite being sixteen and newly graduated from Galaxy Garrison. She would never had thought that the mission would change her life forever, especially when the alien believe they have information that they need. Separated from her team, Lotus is force to become the consort for Zarkon, the ruthless and overbearing ruler of the Galra Empire, her beauty and gentle and docile mannerism had won over the Emperor, who sees her to be an Celestial Maiden. She was lucky when Shiro escaped with the help of an Galra ally, who led him to her and got her out of the consort's chambers. So when she's reunited with her brother and made new friends in Lance, Hunk and Pidge, and than found the Blue Lion and than meet Allura and Coran, the last two Atleans, than joins in the fight against the Galra empire, than she learns that her older brother and herself are half-Galran, and that she is the White Paladin of the Mystical and Magical White Lion, the First Lion, Lotus is simply accepting the fact that is her, especially when there's a new darker and dangerous enemy out there, a enemy even to the Galra Empire. The Emperor of this new threat wants both Lotus and the Lion for himself!

Words: 828, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Lotus (OFC), Zarkon (Voltron), Sendak (Voltron), Kolivan (Voltron), Antok (Voltron), Thace (Voltron), Regris (Voltron), Ulaz (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Shay (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Haggar (Voltron), Space Mice (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Adam (Voltron), Alfor (Voltron), Bae Bae (Voltron), Baku (Voltron), Bandor (Voltron), Beezer (Voltron), Bob (Voltron), Bogh (Voltron), Branko (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Matt Holt, Sam Holt, Iverson (Voltron), Cosmo (Voltron), Dayak (Voltron), Galran Druids (Voltron), Ezor (Voltron), Gnov (Voltron), Haxus (Voltron), Hepta (Voltron), Ina Leifsdottir, James Griffin (Voltron), Janka (Voltron), Kaltenecker (Voltron), Keith's Father (Voltron), Kova (Voltron), Krolia (Voltron), Ladnok (Voltron), Lahn (Voltron), Ozar (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Lubos (Voltron), Macidus (Voltron), Morvok (Voltron), Myzax (Voltron), Nadia Rizavi, Narti (Voltron), Nyma (Voltron), Olia (Voltron), Plaxum (Voltron), Prorok (Voltron), Luxia (Voltron), Raht (Voltron), Ranveig (Voltron), Rax (Voltron), Remdax (Voltron), Rolo (Voltron), Ryan Kinkade, Sal, Sanda (Voltron), Slav (Voltron), Sniv (Voltron), Swirn (Voltron), Throk (Voltron), Trugg (Voltron), Vakala (Voltron), Varkon (Voltron), Xi (Voltron), Zethrid (Voltron), Original Galran Character(s), Original Female Human Character(s)

Relationships: Sendak (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Kolivan (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Zarkon (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Antok (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Thace (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Regris (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Ulaz (Voltron)/Original Female Character(s), Allura/Lance (Voltron), Keith/Shiro (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Slow Romance, Space Dad Shiro (Voltron), Space Mom Allura (Voltron), Space Uncle Coran (Voltron), Space Pirates, Space Battles, Space Flight, Space Stations, Cat/Human Hybrids, Alien/Human Relationships, Alien Biology, Alien Culture, Alien Sex, Alien Cultural Differences, Sexual Content, Sexual Tension, Sexual Slavery, Non-Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Oral Sex, Knotting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Alpha/Omega, Babies, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Breeding, Light Dom/sub, Voice Kink, Size Kink, Size Difference, Awkward Conversations, First Kiss, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Neck Kissing, French Kissing, Surprise Kissing, Sleepy Sex, Sleepy Cuddles, Couch Cuddles, Pack Cuddles, Red Paladin Keith (Voltron), Blue Paladin Lance (Voltron), Black Paladin Shiro (Voltron), Master/Slave, Slave Trade, Love Confessions, Declarations Of Love, Forbidden Love, Mating Bites, Claiming Bites, Humor, Canon-Typical Violence

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[yessir-rightawaysir]

Snively, you are definitely going to be remembered... if only because being Robotnik's lackey and nephew guarantees you a bit of infamy. Beyond that though? No. "Snively the Great" is never going to be a thing.

Heh. We’ll see.

                                                                                                               Anonymous said:

Outta curiosity, Sniv, why DO you want to rule the world? You’re not a nutcase like your uncle- I doubt you’d be happy ruling over a desolate wasteland of robots like he is. Being a ruler of people takes a lot of hard work and effort- what makes you feel that you are qualified to be a leader of others?          

You’re right, I wouldn’t be happy ruling over a desolate wasteland of robots. I never said that was my plan. I’m not my uncle.

I’d be a quite benevolent ruler, actually.

Anyway, haven’t you ever heard of the concept of divine will? I don’t want to get into it, but I know this is my destiny.

I’m going to make the world a safe and ordered and luxurious place. A new age of reason, but with me at the top, obviously.

                                                                                                                          Anonymous said:

*shrugs* You look pretty good in uniforms, or outfits that are uniform-esque.  

I agree. Good thing all my clothes are just that. Even the undershirt.

                                                                                                                           Anonymous said:

Do you ever wish you could take it all back?            

Take WHAT all back? Everything I’ve ever done has been in self defense.

                                                                                                                          Anonymous said:

do you get your looks from your mom or your dad?  

Both, that’s how genetics work. My fine patrician nose obviously comes from my father’s side. Though, he himself was not blessed with it. Mother was blue eyed as well, I believe. Brown hair from her as well. Well, it USED to be brown… I can grow a brown beard, at least. If I wanted to. Sort of. The stature is from both parents, both recessive carriers of… yeah.

Actually, if you shaved Eggman’s stupid mustache off we’d look pretty similar save for the difference in height/build.

                                                                                                                          Anonymous said:

Which Freedom Fighter do you hate the most?            

Probably the hedgehog. He’s really annoying. Really smug, too. Too outgoing, too optimistic, cheerful, and just generally happy-go-lucky. Sickening.

I don’t much care for the princess either, though I can at least respect her.

I’d still lock her away forever or kill her if given the chance. Good thing she’s a robot! If she ever gets deroboticized please don’t tell her I said that.

[snively-mun]

There’s so much going on here. More under the cut because I can’t! shut! up!

I’m 99% sure that these little profiles were written by Penders, which... makes a lot of sense. There are more of them, but we’re only focusing on Sniv for now.

They technically got his first appearance wrong. He first shows up in StH #6, though not as himself (it’s a Christmas Carol parody, so. y’know.)

Spelled Kintobor wrong throughout, too.

If Snively was born in 3206, this makes him 29 at the start of the comics (3235), 31 by the end (3237).

This, of course, doesn’t take Season 3 of SatAM into account. I think it’s safe to assume that his age is roughly around the same in both, despite the divergent takes on his origin and birth year.

His eyes are not red!! They’re red at this stage of the comics because he’s been roboticized, but... they’ve been blue since SatAM. What is going on. Why has this been so hard to get right.

His hair isn’t technically black, either. I always interpreted his current hair color as a stylistic choice for visibility’s sake.

I don’t mind the amendment to his hair loss being because of male pattern baldness, though. Canon divergent from SatAM, but like... it’s fine imo.

Okay. This part is tricky, as marks In Real Life™ were a medieval form of measurement specific to weight, like stones or pounds—they’re not a unit of height. We can work with it, though.

Sonic is listed as being 70 marks, which I’d guess is equivalent to either 3′3″ (Sonic’s last officially given height) or somewhere in the mid-upper 4′0″ range (where folks tend to place modern!Sonic). This means that Snively, at 68 marks, is slightly shorter than Sonic, and (provided my math is correct) could be as short as ~3′1″.

I think it’s more likely that he and the other Mobians around his size are in the 4′0″-4′5″ range though, especially when you compare his and Hope’s heights later on in the series.

Weight’s easy by comparison. Snively weighs 110.6 lbs. I could pick him up and carry him around, no problem.

Miriam (his mom—that’s her canonical name) isn’t listed under his relatives despite being mentioned earlier.

He has no friends and too many enemies to list. I’m not sad about this (lying)

“Average person makes 3 enemies a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person makes 0 enemies per year. Enemies Georg, who commits war crimes for his abusive evil uncle & makes over 10,000 enemies each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[galraluver]

Kolivan Masterlist

~ Scenarios ~

~ Kolivan Guilty Wank

~ Kolivan and his petite Fem! Galra S/o cuddling and grooming each other (scenario)

~ Kolivan's Fem! Human S/o teaching him how to ice skate (scenario)

~ Threesome with Kolivan and Krolia (scenario)

~ Kolivan taking a female Blades' virginity (scenario)

~ Kolivan on vacation with his Fem! Human S/o (scenario)

~ Kolivan thinking that his Fem! Human S/o is half galra until he finds out that she dyes her hair purple (scenario)

~ Kolivan and his Fem! Human S/o arguing over who should pay (scenario)

~ Kolivan falling in love with Allura's older brother (scenario)

~ Kolivan falling head over heels in love with his future Fem! Galra S/o when he sees her face for the first time (scenario)

~ Headcanons ~

~ Kolivan A-Z Fluff Headcanons

~ Kolivan A-Z NSFW Headcanons

~ How the Galra felt during their first kiss with you/first time being romantic with you/first time sleeping in the same bed as you and having sex with you (headcanons)

~ How the Galra would attract you, their love interest (headcanons)

~ What date you would take the Galra on (headcanons)

~ How the Galra would confess their feelings for you (headcanons)

~ How the Galra feel about having kids/being a parent with you (headcanons)

~ How the Galra would react to you being pregnant/what gender they're hoping for/how many they're hoping for/their plans for their and your children in the future and how they would take care of you during your pregnancy (headcanons)

~ What Ranveig, Ulaz, Sniv and Kolivan think about their Fem! Human S/o's tattoos (headcanons)

~ When Kolivan, Ulaz andThace realized that they wanted to have kits with you/what motherly qualities they saw you had/how they would bring up the topic of having kids (headcanons)

~ How Antok, Prorok, Kolivan and Haxus would feel about their Fem! Human S/o who already has a kid (headcanons)

~ How Kolivan, Thace, Krolia and Ulaz would react to you joining Zarkon (headcanons)

~ Zarkon, Sendak, Kolivan and Antok's reaction to you going into labor/how they are while you're in labor/how they feel about it/their reaction to meeting the baby/babies for the first time and how they felt when holding the baby/babies for the first time (headcanons)

~ Thace, Kolivan, Sendak and Throk's reaction to their Fem! Human S/o's pet (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak, Lahn and Trugg's reaction to their Fem! Human S/o having a wet dream (headcanons)

~ How Kolivan, Lahn, Trugg and Ladnok would react to their Fem! Human S/o straddling their lap every time they sit down (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Lahn, Sendak and Trugg's reaction to their Fem! Human S/o calling herself ugly (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak and Ulaz' reaction to their wedding day and their Fem! Human S/o wearing her wedding gown (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak, Ulaz and Antok having sex with their Fem! Human S/o + aftercare (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak and Zarkon reacting to their Fem! Human S/o shaking (headcanons)

~ Sendak, Kolivan, Ulaz and Antok spending time with their Galra/Human hybrid child/children (headcanons)

~ Sendak, Kolivan, Ulaz and Antok asserting their dominance when another Male Galra flirts with their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Sendak, Kolivan, Ulaz and Antok having a pregnancy kink towards their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Zarkon, Sendak, Kolivan and Antok's reaction to Earth music {rock, metal, country and oldies} (headcanons)

~ Kolivan walking in on his Male! Galra S/o mating with Antok (headcanons)

~ Sendak, Zarkon, Lotor and Kolivan  spending Halloween, Thanksgiving & Christmas with their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, (young) Sendak, Throk and Haxus being edged by their Fem! Human S/o (headcanons)

~ Sendak and Kolivan with a Fem! Human S/o who experiences chronic pain and fatigue (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak, Ranveig and Prorok with a Dom! Fem! Galra S/o (headcanons)

~ Kolivan, Sendak, Narti and Lotor with a mom friend (headcanons)

[galraluver]

If the galrans did find out reader is pregnant. What would their opinion/reactions be to it? What gender would they be hoping for? How many do they hope will be born? Plans for the child in the future? How would they care for the reader? What's something the galrans have in mind for the child that they wouldn't admit?

This might get a little long. I'm so sorry that I couldn't come up with anything for that last part 😅 if you want, I can do a scenario with one of your favorite Galra to make it up to you

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~ Their reaction to you being pregnant ~

~ Kolivan ~

~ Kolivan wouldn't be sure what to think at first, but after a few moments he would smile, kneel down in front of you and gently hug you

~ Antok ~

~ Antok would be a little shocked, but happy

~ Krolia ~

~ Krolia would be happy that you're pregnant (if you got a sperm donor instead of adopting)

~ Thace ~

~ Thace would be happy and probably cuddle with you in bed or something

~ Ulaz ~

~ Ulaz would be overjoyed and a little dazed, but after a few minutes he would take you to your shared bedroom to cuddle and rub your belly

~ Regris ~

~ Regris would be very happy and probably go around the entire BoM base, telling everyone the good news before taking you to bed for cuddles

~ Sendak ~

~ Sendak would be a little nervous at first, but he wouldn't show it. Then he'd take you somewhere private and nuzzle you

~ Young Sendak ~

~ Sendak would be overjoyed and you both would celebrate in your shared with either cuddles or soft, gentle sex

~ Haxus ~

~ Haxus wouldn't know what to say at first, so he'd just take you to the bedroom for cuddling, nuzzling and kissing

~ Hepta ~

~ Hepta would be absolutely speechless for a few seconds before leaning down, nuzzling you and telling you how happy he is

~ Throk ~

~ Throk would doubt it for a while, but once he realizes that you're really pregnant he'd be happy and become very protective of you

~ Sniv ~

~ Sniv would be so happy that he'd go to the control room and shout it through the intercom system before taking you to bed for cuddling and talking to your belly

~ Claw Guy ~

~ He would be nervous, but happy

~ Lahn ~

~ Lahn would be happy and insist that you should stay home so that he can take care of you

~ Ladnok ~

~ Ladnok would be completely speechless, but secretly excited (if you got a sperm donor instead of adopting)

~ How many they're hoping for/what gender/genders they're hoping for ~ 

~ Kolivan ~

~ It's your first pregnancy, but he's hoping for twin boys

~ Antok ~

~ Since it's your first pregnancy he's hoping for only one

~ He's okay whether it's a boy or a girl

~ Krolia ~

~ You're Human, so one baby is to be expected

~ She's hoping for a girl, but she's okay if it's a boy

~ Thace ~

~ Thace is hoping for triplets, but he's okay with however many you have since it's your first pregnancy

~ He's hoping for two boys and one girl

~ Ulaz ~

~ Ulaz knows that it's your first pregnancy, and that carrying a half Galra baby isn't easy, but he's hoping for quadruplets

~ He doesn't care what genders they are, as long as they're healthy

~ Regris ~

~ Regris knows that babies are hard work, so he's hoping for only one

~ He's hoping for a son, but he's perfectly okay with a daughter

~ Sendak ~

~ Sendak is hoping for only one so that they'll be easier to take care of

~ He's hoping for a son so that he can pass on his fighting techniques

~ Young Sendak ~

~ Sendak's hoping for either twins or triplets

~ If it's twins, he wants one boy and one girl. But if it's triplets he wants two boys and one girl

~ Haxus ~

~ Haxus only wants one, especially since it's your first pregnancy

~ He wants a girl so that he can spoil her

~ Hepta ~

~ Hepta's hoping for twins, but he's okay if you only have one

~ If it's twins, he's hoping for one boy and one girl. But if it's only one he's hoping for a daughter

~ Throk ~

~ Throk only wants one child because he knows that they'll be a handful

~ He wants a daughter so that he can spoil her rotten

~ Sniv ~

~ Sniv is really hoping for twins

~ He's hoping for two adorable little girls

~ Claw Guy ~

~ He's fine with however many you have

~ He's fine with either having a son or a daughter

~ Lahn ~

~ Lahn is hoping for twins

~ He wants one son and one daughter

~ Ladnok ~

~ Ladnok wants you to have twins

~ She's hoping for one boy and one girl

~ Their plans for your and their child/children in the future ~

~ Kolivan ~

~ Kolivan wants his and your future children to grow up and join the Blade of Marmora

~ Antok ~

~ Antok wants his and your future sons to join the Blade of Marmora when they're old enough and his and your daughters to do something where they won't get killed

~ Krolia ~

~ Krolia wants the baby to grow up with the other Blades around maybe become an operative someday

~ Thace ~

~ Thace wants all of his and your children to grow up and become spies or something

~ Ulaz ~

~ Ulaz wants his and your future children to do their own thing when they grow up

~ Except for one; he wants one to follow in his footsteps and become a doctor

~ Regris ~

~ Regris wants his and your children to choose their own paths in life when they grow up

~ Sendak ~

~ Sendak wants his and your future son to take after him

~ Although, if the baby turns out to be a girl he wants her to marry someone important in the Galra Empire and be a lady

~ Young Sendak ~

~ Sendak wants his and your future children to become brave warriors like him

~ Haxus ~

~ Haxus wants his and your future child to become a Lieutenant, like him

~ Hepta ~

~ Hepta wants his and your future children to do something good with their lives

~ Throk ~

~ Throk wants his and your future child to be important in the Galra Empire

~ Sniv ~

~ Sniv wants his and your future children to do whatever they want in life

~ Claw Guy ~

~ He wants his and your future children to become someone important in the Galra Empire and not make the mistakes in battle like he did

~ Lahn ~

~ For his and your future son, he wants him to become a Commander

~ For his and your future daughter, he wants her to marry someone important and be a stay at home mom

~ Ladnok ~

~ For her and your future children she wants them to be a powerful warriors

~ How they take care of you while you're pregnant ~

~ Kolivan ~

~ Kolivan would make sure that you're taking care of yourself when he can't be around

~ He would also take time off of work so that he could take care of you

~ He would take over all the chores and make sure that you have plenty to eat and drink and that you get plenty of rest

~ During your morning sickness he would be there for you and if you're having mood swings he'll give you some space until you fell asleep

~ He would also make sure that you're not in any pain and that he cuddles with you

~ Antok ~

~ Antok would take care of you any way he could so that you wouldn't over exert yourself, that includes taking care of all the chores

~ He would also make sure that you're always comfortable and that you have plenty to eat and drink and that you take a nap every day

~ He would definitely be there for you if you're having morning sickness or mood swings

~ Also, expect lots and lots of cuddling and kisses

~ Krolia ~

~ Krolia knows that Human pregnancies are different, so she would take the time to take care of you

~ She would take over all the chores so that you wouldn't have to do them

~ She's not bothered by your morning sickness nor mood swings

~ She would get you anything you're craving, massage your feet when they're sore, cuddle with you, make sure that you're resting and even shave your legs during showers

~ Thace ~

~ Thace would take time off of work so that he can be with you

~ He would gag a little when you're having morning sickness, but he'd still be there for you

~ He would also take care of all the chores, be there for you when you're having mood swings, make sure that you're resting and get you any food you're craving

~ There would also be lots of cuddling and kissing

~ Ulaz ~

~ Ulaz would take the time off of work so that he could be there for you

~ He would be there for you during morning sickness, mood swings, aches and pains and get you any food that you're craving

~ He would also take care of all of the chores, make sure that you and your babies healthy, make something to make the stretch marks go away, make sure that you're getting plenty of rest and and even bathe you

~ He would definitely be more affectionate with you and get as many fluffy blankets and pillows so that you could be comfortable, especially when he's cuddling with you in bed while talking to your babies while his face is pressed against your belly

~ He would even take care of your sudden higher libido

~ Regris ~

~ Regris would take the time off of work so that he could take care of you and do all of the chores

~ He would try best not to gag when you have morning sickness and not anger you when you're having mood swings

~ He would definitely get you any food you're craving and massage your feet/back if you're sore and make sure that you're getting plenty of rest

~ Sendak ~

~ Sendak would take his ship somewhere where you both would never be bothered

~ He would definitely be more gentle and patient, and always be there for you when you're having morning sickness and give you space if you're having mood swings

~ He would hunt fresh meat for you and get you anything that you have a craving for and make sure that you're resting

~ He would also help you with things that you couldn't do because of your pregnancy

~ Young Sendak ~

~ Sendak wouldn't be sure what all to do, but he would pick up on all the chores and do the cooking

~ Even though he thinks that your morning sickness is gross he'd be there for you

~ He'd give you space when you're having mood swings, get you anything that you're craving, make sure that you're resting and make the bed extra comfortable

~ He would also massage you if you're sore and insist on cuddling with you every chance he gets

~ Haxus ~

~ Haxus would pick up on all the chores since it's tradition to do so

~ He isn't squeamish, so your morning sickness wouldn't bother him

~ He would leave you alone during your mood swings, but he wouldn't ignore you

~ He would get you any food that you're craving and bathe you when you need it

~ He would also cuddle with you, especially at night

~ Hepta ~

~ Hepta would naturally take over the housework and do the cooking

~ He gets grossed out by your morning sickness, but he's there for you regardless

~ He's there for you if you're having mood swings unless you're angry

~ If you're craving for something he'll get it, if you're sore then he'll give you a massage, if you're tired then he'll cuddle with you until you fall asleep and if you're horny then he'll help you;)

~ Throk ~

~ Throk definitely takes over all of the chores so that you can get plenty of rest

~ He's there for you when you're having morning sickness, but he gives you space if you're angry during your mood swings and he's there for you when you're sad

~ He will get or make you any food you're craving, cuddle with you and make sure that you're resting

~ At this point he doesn't care that the baby isn't full blooded Galra, what matters is that the baby is healthy and so are you

~ Sniv ~

~ Sniv would do his best to take on all of the chores and do all the cooking to keep tradition

~ He might be a Galra Commander, but that doesn't mean that he has a strong stomach, so he gags when you have morning sickness

~ If you're having mood swings he'll be there for you, even when you're angry

~ He also makes sure that you're getting rest, he gets you whatever you're craving, tells you how beautiful you are and helps you with your sudden high libido

~ Claw Guy ~

~ He can only do so much, so he has a sentry do all the chores and most of the cooking

~ He does his best to be there for you when you have morning sickness, mood swings and aches and pains

~ He tries to get you what you're craving, he makes sure that you're resting and he makes sure that you're always comfortable

~ Lahn ~

~ Since it's tradition for him to take on the chores and do the cooking during your pregnancy, he does so that you can rest

~ He expects you to only wear the finest robes, rest a lot and stay home

~ He expects you to only wear the finest robes, rest a lot and stay home

~ He gives you space when you're having mood swings, he's there for you when you have morning sickness and he gets you any food that you want

~ He tries his best to be sensitive and be there for you when you're sad and listen to you more

~ He also cuddles with you a lot more

~ Ladnok ~

~ Ladnok takes on all the chores, does the cooking and makes sure that you're always comfortable

~ She doesn't have a problem with your morning sickness or mood swings and she even becomes more caring

~ She also gets you any food that you're hungry for, bathes you, cuddles with you, massages you and makes sure that you take one nap every day

[galraluver]

How do the galra feel about having kids, or being parents?

Here's what I think they would feel about having kids/being a parent with you (the reader). I had a lot of fun writing this and I hope you all like it 

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~ Kolivan ~

~ Kolivan doesn't hate kids, but he isn't crazy about them either

~ He wouldn't mind having one or two kids with you

~ Antok ~

~ Antok is a little nervous about having kids because they would be so tiny compared to him

~ However, he wouldn't mind having a few kids with you and being a dad

~ Krolia ~

~ Krolia's already a mom, so obviously she likes most kids

~ She wouldn't mind possibly adopting a baby so that she raise them with you (and give Keith a baby brother or sister)

~ Thace ~

~ Thace would love to have a few kids with you, especially if it means that he can teach them some of his moves

~ He would love being a dad, especially since you would be their mother

~ Ulaz ~

~ Ulaz isn't too fond of kids. Unless, of course, if he's having them with you; only then does he like them

~ He wants to have as many babies with you as possible as soon as you both can

~ He would love being a parent with you and would teach at least one of your kids everything he knows about being a Galran doctor

~ Regris ~

~ Regris likes kids, so he wouldn't mind having a few with you

~ He thinks that being a dad would be fun, especially with you as their mother

~ Sendak ~

~ Sendak usually thinks that having kids would be a waste of time, but ever since he started courting you he started reconsidering having a few with you

~ He knows that being a parent is hard work, but as long as you're the mother of his kids he wouldn't mind it

~ Young Sendak ~

~ Sendak likes kids and is surprisingly good with them, so he definitely wants to have a few with you

~ He knows that parenting can be hard at times, but since you're going to be the mother of his children he knows that he'll enjoy being a dad

~ Haxus ~

~ Haxus has never considered having kids until you both started being more intimate, but as long as he gets to have them with you he's okay with it

~ He wouldn't mind being a dad as long as you both don't have too many kids. Although if you do he'll still help you raise them, even if it wears down on his nerves

~ Hepta ~

~ Hepta's never been around kids, but he wouldn't mind having a few with you

~ He thinks being a dad would be fun and easy with you as their mother

~ Throk ~

~ Throk thinks kids are annoying, but he wouldn't mind having at least one with you

~ He knows that if he has a kid with you they'll be a halfbreed, but with you as their mother he doesn't care and wouldn't mind being a dad

~ Sniv ~

~ Sniv kind of likes kids, so he wouldn't mind having a few with you

~ It's no secret that being a parent is hard, but as long as you're with him he would love being a dad

~ Claw Guy ~

~ He doesn't have any experience with kids, so he's not sure if he likes them or not

~ He wouldn't mind being a dad and having kids with you, but he's still scared of accidentally hurting them with his prosthetics

~ Zarkon ~

~ Zarkon absolutely hates kids (after the quintessence incident)

~ Because of what the quintessence did to him, he doesn't want any more kids because he thinks that they're a waste of time

~ Lahn ~

~ Lahn has never been around kids, but he wouldn't mind having a few with you

~ He wouldn't mind having and raising kids with you, as long as you stayed at home where you belonged

~ Ladnok ~

~ Ladnok isn't sure what to think about kids, but she wouldn't mind raising one with you

~ She isn't the motherly type and doesn't have any experience with kids, but she secretly would like to try either having or adopting one with you

[dragonkeeper19600]

Sorry, but I’ve been a fan of Everhood for a while, and this is a pet peeve I’ve had for a long time. A lot of people get mad when the narrative “tosses Red aside in favor of Pink,” not understanding or maybe choosing not to understand that the story leaving Red behind is more like Pink shedding a disguise. And it just seems very shallow to me for people to love Red and not Pink. It’s like, “Oh, yes, I love this character! But only if they stay in this one particular form and never talk.”

Just because something is a meme doesn’t mean it’s appropriate or makes you look good. “Lighten up, bro, it’s just a meme!” is the exact same excuse as “Lighten up, bro, it’s just a prank!” How about you take responsibility for your own actions instead of assuming that you get to distance yourself from your own mean-spirited response just because you’re quoting someone else’s words?

Besides, Sniv’s username is still visible in the post, so if any of my followers like their art, they can go follow them. I wouldn’t be so mean as to repost someone else’s art without crediting them. I would’ve reblogged it if I could, but Sniv blocked me so that their childish, mean response, which isn’t even in their own words, would be the last word. That’s not a good look.

If you don’t want people to tease you, maybe don’t tell them that their mom sucks them off through their jorts, just saying.

For a "professionally self published author" you're genuinely being very unprofessional over .. whatever this is? Can you please leave my friend alone over fictional characters? People have different hcs all the time. I don't know shit about EH, but if you don't like any hcs Sniv has, genuinely, please just block and move on. And don't repost someone's art just to be rude, please? Like this isn't hate I'm gen just asking you to be chill and leave sniv alone.

It’s not a headcanon, though. It’s an AU.

Honestly, I’m just teasing because I think it’s funny how much this is being blown out of proportion. After all, Sniv is the one who told me, let’s see here, “your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts.” I haven’t said anything nearly that hateful or vulgar, so it kind of sounds like your friend is the one needlessly escalating over a nothing conflict.

Let me ask you something. Did you send me this message because you’re genuinely concerned for your friend or did you do it because your friend made you?

If it’s the latter, you should probably rethink your friendship with someone who uses you as an attack dog.

(By the way, if any of you are interested in reading my self-published stories, my website is here okay bye)

[dragonkeeper19600]

Evidently, Sniv cares, since when I expressed my own opinion on the subject, Sniv told my mom to suck them hard through their jorts and then blocked me. I can’t help but notice a double standard here. “You shouldn’t care that much!” Well, Sniv shouldn’t care that much, and neither should you, for that matter. It isn’t your art, it isn’t your AU, by your own admission, you don’t even know anything about the game or its story, and according to yourself, you don’t even talk to Sniv that much anymore, so why are you injecting yourself into this? Because you think it somehow helps your friend to prolong a back-and-forth with someone they’ve already blocked and presumably have no interest in continuing to interact with?

Take your flying monkey self out of my ask box and go read a book or something.

For a "professionally self published author" you're genuinely being very unprofessional over .. whatever this is? Can you please leave my friend alone over fictional characters? People have different hcs all the time. I don't know shit about EH, but if you don't like any hcs Sniv has, genuinely, please just block and move on. And don't repost someone's art just to be rude, please? Like this isn't hate I'm gen just asking you to be chill and leave sniv alone.

It’s not a headcanon, though. It’s an AU.

Honestly, I’m just teasing because I think it’s funny how much this is being blown out of proportion. After all, Sniv is the one who told me, let’s see here, “your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts.” I haven’t said anything nearly that hateful or vulgar, so it kind of sounds like your friend is the one needlessly escalating over a nothing conflict.

Let me ask you something. Did you send me this message because you’re genuinely concerned for your friend or did you do it because your friend made you?

If it’s the latter, you should probably rethink your friendship with someone who uses you as an attack dog.

(By the way, if any of you are interested in reading my self-published stories, my website is here okay bye)