#sneeze fet

[sneezykinkythoughts]

Spring air is tickly

[mamabirbsnz]

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[dustynrosy]

🤧 with Vash from Trigun 98!

Oh my gosh, Vash!! I've only watched a bit of this anime back when I was a part of an anime club, and even though my memories of it are a bit fuzzy, I remember finding the darling a silly li'l goober.

Perhaps someday I'll watch the rest of it, along with the other following anime adaptations, but I am more than happy to write a few things for him!!

I am aware of the scene in the later Trigun anime where he lets out a SUPER loud sneeze while going stealth, and while it's the cutest and funniest thing ever, I'm gonna take a crack at a few headcanons for him:

♡ This man always, and I mean always, lets out the goofiest, messiest sneezes no matter what. A little, "heEEHHG'D'SHRH!", a little, "AHDT'SHYEH!", a little, "Aaah... aaa-aha-ha-hATCHYOO!!", y'know? He can't help it, it's just part of his nature!! You're gonna need to grab a tissue box or two when you're on the go with him... Probably...

♡ Seems like the kind of guy to be allergic to a bit of dust and spices. Hell, you could even kick some sand around, hope it'll pick up in the air and that'll be enough to set him off, too. And don't get me started on what's gonna happen when he's under a sandstorm... Cause oh, buddy... Just you imagine!

♡ I don't think he would have the kink? I'll probably change my mind about it at some point, maybe not, but he'd be curious about it. Ask about it, why him being all sneezy n' snotty, or the concept of those itself, would make one get all hot and bothered. And once his questions are answered, and if he gets asked to indulge in their kink -- sneezing for the person, or making the person sneeze -- he'll gladly participate and be all:

Edit: I was gonna write one more thing for him, but forgot by the time I was working on this until now, so here's another treat for ya!

♡ When he gets sick, the sneezing is even worse. Like... It's so wet. It's so gross. Cartoon logic long string of snot coming from his nose and he's able to snort it back up there. Somehow.

♡ He also seems like he'd be a whiny li'l baby who wants/demands to be taken care of and to have someone who's tending to him to stay by his side at all costs. Would probably feel bad if they caught his bug, but do his best to return the favor.

And that's about all I've got for now! Hope you enjoy! :D

[nametakensff]

Your poor new coworker is the sneeziest person you have ever encountered. Whether it's allergies, a cold or even a random tickle, her sneezing has become a normal part of your work day. The rest of your team seem to have tuned it out entirely, but you couldn't if you tried.

She very rarely covers - about a third of the time, you would venture to guess. Even then, she sneezes at, not into, her hands - hastily raised, sometimes after several sneezes have already occurred. She wipes them off on her stocking-clad thighs, seemingly oblivious of the wet streaks she leaves that glitter on the nylon, before she returns to her keyboard and mouse.

Her sneezes aren't exceptionally loud, but they are numerous, vocal, toe-curlingly desperate - and above all else, wet. Sometimes she gasps through a build-up, teasing you and priming you for what is to come. You try not to stare as she fans at her face, tongue curling in her mouth and squinting into the distance to encourage the oncoming explosions.

As your desk is right next to hers, you are regularly doused with the copious clouds of spray that blast out of her. If she notices the moisture twinkling on the skin of your hand or the dappled marks of dampness all over your sleeve, she doesn't apologise. More often than not, she'll mutter a cheery 'bless me!' and get on with her work. You bless her and use all your willpower to carry on with your own work, biting your lip as you see scattered droplets of her sneezes all over your papers.

You recently started bringing tissues to work especially for her. You love handing them to her after a long suffering fit, for which you are rewarded with a lengthy conversation about her tickly nose, and how she's been to every doctor and tried every medication to keep it under control. Nothing has worked, but she's incredibly easy-going about it. You blush as she mentions she actually quite enjoys a rigorous sneeze. You notice she uses the tissues to wipe her computer screen and keyboard down after an uncovered fit.

Ever since she moved to your department 4 months earlier, you've been sexually insatiable. You replay her sneezes in your head, and your thoughts are filled with increasingly more sexual scenarios and fantasies. You never dreamed of masturbating at work before you met her, but her gorgeous fits send you skulking towards the bathroom at least once a day. When you can fully indulge yourself at home, you cannot believe how good it feels to orgasm as she sneezes over and over in your mind.

Safe to say, she's driving you insane and seriously impacting your productivity. You don't care, though. Never before have you ever been so keen to get to work.

[sneezykinkythoughts]

I cliped two french steamers showing how they fake sneeze

The context is funny lol

[zazadoesthings]

For me it's the build up, then the loss of control

Especially when the build up sounds like moaning, heavy breathing and whining. Also the face someone makes right before a sneeze can be quite sexual, especially in some kink art I've found (think ahegao)

The sneeze itself is, again, I think a loss of control thing. I also have a (non sexual) thing for hurt/comfort, so having a character just absolutely lose control and be at the mercy of whoever decides to care for them, is very attractive.

I'm also asexual, so personally this is a much more alluring concept than sex, which I don't have much interest in. Not all people w the kink are ace, but I've definitely met my fair share of sneeze loving asexuals in this community.

Hope this helped explain some things :)

okay. people out there with a sneezing kink.

I AM NOT JUDGING AT ALL. BUT CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS SEXY OR HOT ABOUT IT. i am so freaking curious its unreal

[mamabirbsnz]

Introduction Post!

I figured it was time lol

Peekaboo! 0v0

My name is mama birb! Or you can call me mama, birb, mb, whatever you’d like.

While I am the mama birb, the birb in my pfp is not me. That is my baby birb, Wasabi. He is a 1 and a half year-old quaker parrot, and yes, that comically small cowboy hat he’s wearing is real. I bought it at a craft store. (Feel free to ask about him, I’ll be happy to answer!)

She/her, Bisexual (I am dating a man, but I like women an enbies as well.) I am 20 years old, and I am on the Autism spectrum.

I don’t sneeze nearly as often as I wish I did ;-; Like I have no allergies and I rarely get sick… To most that sounds like heaven, but for me… weh 😭

Also, for the record, I will not be making any fandom content. I personally don’t feel comfortable thinking of certain characters in a sexual way.

However, I will be sharing a couple of things I am a fan of and enjoy casually (no snz or sexual stuff involved):

jj/ba, a/ce a/ttorney, d/anganronpa, f/naf, s/oul e/ater, s/gt f/rog, n/ichijou, s/outh p/ark, t/awog, and that’s all I can think of.

Now onto the kind of content and snz stuff I like!

Kinda things I’m into:

Sneezes (dur)

Original snz content (as in no fandoms, although I still listen to fandom content every now and then. I just prefer not to make fandom content myself.)

Snz ocs!

Snz related questions (don’t be afraid to ask me anything!)

Constructive criticism! (I’m always open to improvement!)

I’m also cool with NSFW snz content!

MAIDS MAIDS MAIDS I FUCKING LOVE SEXY MAIDS!!! FEATHER DUSTER MOMMIES FTW!!!

Kinda things I’m NOT into:

Emeto (pls tag)

Stupid Arguments

Unironically spelling a snz as “Wazoo” (I know it’s just a funny ironic joke, but it’s such a boner killer when it’s used unironically 😭)

I will not do fandom snz content. (sorry guys, it’s just not my style. I prefer making stuff with my ocs. Again, no problem if you like fandom content, that’s totally cool. I just personally don’t find enjoyment in making that kind of content.)

⚠️KINK SHAMING!!!⚠️ (Like seriously, bro? There’s a fetish/kink for everything. Get the fuck over it, get off my fucking blog.)

⚠️MINORS!!!⚠️ (This is your only warning: If you are under 18 or have no age listed in your bio, I’m blocking you. I’m not taking any chances.)

Favorite Snz Tropes 🥰

Colds, in general

Cold denial

Stubborn cold patient and an even MORE stubborn caretaker

Holdbacks, especially with LONG build-ups

Vocal, desperate hitching

Stuck sneezes!!! ESPECIALLY with lots of false starts!!! 😵‍💫

Feather-play, feather inducing, feather dusters (fuuuuuck yes!!!) 😍😍😍😍

Snzing while hiding

Uncommon allergies/sensitivities (cleaning products, candles, dogs, feathers, chlorine, rabbits, etc.)

Dust

Kitten sneezes and soft smol sneezes! 🥹

SNEEZE TORTURE WITH BONDAGE YES PLEASE!!! 😈😈😈 (bonus points if torturer is using feathers~!)

I’ll probably add an archive to this post (once I figure out how lol) so you all can access my wavs, art, oc bios, and other stuff more easily! But for now, that’s really all I have to say! Thanks for stopping by! ^^

Now, shout it loud and clear for the folks in the back!

⚠️MINORS AND NON-KINKS DNI!!! DO NOT REPOST THIS TO NON-KINK BLOGS!!!⚠️

[vivxc]

Polite sneezes are SOOO attractive like i love that they are helpless about their sneezes but always try to cover them with their arm or shirt (and somehow try to be as quiet/ soft as possible or stifle them because they don’t want to bother people with their sneezes). Plus point if they have good manners and very shy about it and keep on saying excuse me or sorry like arghhhh STOP that’s hot 🫵🫠

[dustynrosy]

Send me a 🤧, along with a name and/or picture of a random character, and I'll write down some sneeze-based headcanons about them upon first impression!

How they sneeze, what makes them sneeze, if they have a kink, into it to some degree or not... Fun stuff like that!

[cattewife]

i know we're all horny for the "i'm gonna sn- heh!- EXKSHHIEW!! sneeze-" type interrupted announcement but lately i have been mad for, like,,,

a fully unanticipated (for the observer) "oh, i'm going to sneeze-" announcement, and then they get that faraway, sneezy look and then start to hitch wildly--

it's about the moment of surprise for the observer, then the anticipation; watching and listening so closely the whole time because they were warned... & the long, rising tickle the sneezer must feel, to deliver that whole warning ahead of time

[lavsnz]

saying “i know, i know” while someone’s helplessly hitching. then kissing them after they sneeze & saying “there you go, good job”

[skullysniffles]

Hnnggg, how about pillow talk sneezes.

Lying face to face as close as you can while still able to see one another. Listening quietly as they express their exhaustion from battling back their cold all day at work. You keep running your fingers through their hair, lightly scratching their scalp. Then a soft concern mixing with undeniable arousal when they cut themselves off abruptly, hurrying to bury their face into the pillow to muffle a trio of aggressive, body-shaking, sneezes only to resurface sniffling and whispering “S’cuse mbe.”

[nametakensff]

A request from a lovely individual - I need to sneeze due to cooking something spicy, so you cover my sneezes for me with a tea towel (or dish cloth for non-brits 😉)

I try my best to hold back and stifle my sneezes before they really start up, begging you to help me out, then sneeze over and over into the fabric in your hand. I'm so desperate and my breath is hitching almost nonstop, but I still try to speak and let you know how much my nose tickles. When I'm finished, you hold the fabric for me to blow my nose into. You're so very helpful 💕

Hope you enjoy! 🥰

[accidentalmistress]

Being held down at the wrists by a very sneezy partner who is trying desperately to hold back the most intense and teasing tickle they've ever felt. Your hands are restrained, and their hands are busy doing the restraining, so the only tools available to them to delay the inevitable are their own willpower and anything within reach they can rub their poor, itchy nose on—including you.

[vivxc]

I love the way colds or allergies destroy a man’s ego and make them all flustered and shy bc they can’t help but sneeze and blow their nose every few minutes. Like the idea of it is just 😮‍💨🤌

[totallyabsolutelynormalblog]

Your SO scrambling to get to you and hug you before they succumb to the desperate itchy sneezing fit that's trying to take over their nose for the next few seconds (minutes), because they feel much better and more secure when you hold them tight as they sneeze into your chest and neck.

They just need the extra support, what with all the itchy sneezes and sniffles.