#sneeky anon

[in3rdy]

So what if I did miss the slutty carebear-

"or else I might actually be a little offended"

[dearweirdme]

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[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Thomas holding Janus up to Nico. “He is smol and he hisses but he is actually just a dork”. Nico ends up being amazed by the local sneek. X3c

Nico: Adorable.

Janus: *flustered hissing!*

[twistyprefect]

Relating to this

Sneeky peeky

"He was a Diasomnia student.

They were a Savanaclaw student.

Can I make it anymore obvious?"

10/10 writing skills mesa has

i love this anon slirjgbwahbag-

[hockeyboysarehot]

to the SBC (sneeky connor bedard anon)

THAT IS ADORABLE

[a-happy-jake]

What if...WHAT IF. The anons that kept making the pregnant jokes..were actually Eddie gluskin trying to convince you to have his baby and marry him? (Even though you can't do that) sneeky bastard lol

[tearfulmaiden]

I mean this in the best way possible, but excuse some peculiar phrasing: you are exactly the sort of girl that I want to tie up, blindfold, and have at my mercy for hours. Your body is not just beautiful but expressive - I want to see and feel and smell how you react to new sensations. I want to enjoy you completely; naked, vulnerable, beautiful, and reacting purely on instinct to everything I do to you.

*blushes deeply* 

[ask-ruthless-chloedbh]

“Didn’t your mother ever teach you any from of eloquence?” Her voice was dripping with venom, unadulterated rage bubbled behind her cold blue icy glear at this ball of scum draped in human flesh.

Grabbing the mans collar she forces his form up, to lock eyes with her own. “You may believe your dick is a gift but i promise you dear, it is not. If you so much as look at this woman again I will remove said appendage and insert it so far up your anal cavity you will be able to taste it. Do you understand?”

The man in question began to babble a slurr of jumbled apologies though still attempting to get his breath back. Chloe shoved him to the side a sick smile on her features. “There a good chap. Run along petal before I change my mind.”

As the scum skittles away Chloe turns her attention to Tina at last. Her led blazing red at her temple thinly masked by loose blond locks. “I apologise for being late, Kitten.”

OOOFF!! (╯°□°)╯~ Grimm

@ask-ruthless-chloedbh

Tina was sat down on the bench outside of the precinct when a stranger moved into the seat directly next to her. The Officer was simply waiting for Chloe to come and pick her up after work. Her clothes changed into her work boots, some jeans and the standard DCPD hoodie in which was covered with a leather jacket. Yet the presence of the man was an undeniable, unwanted addition. He sat directly to her left. 4 other seats away from her existed, unoccupied and Tina hoped he really wasn’t so predictable.

“What’s a pretty little thing like you doing all by yourself?” The man turned, to which Tina nearly groaned in annoyance. “You lookin’ for a good time?” He continued in this fashion which she deemed far too long as she stood up and began to walk away. But as he delved into listing off the many things he’d like to do to her, to get up and follow, he was silenced with a pained wheezing and gagging, stumbling in place.

Tina turns back around to see the cause of the commotion and finds the comforting figure of her android, looming over the man. Chloe, however, was in no state to be comforting, her frame held anger and disdain, delivering a sharp punch to his stomach, lips curling in disgust as he is left doubled over in pain.

[samtrapani]

*is v sneeki and leaves a leo galente plushie on ur blog* eue

love you, anon. i'll take real good care of him promise ♥

[askpolylosersclub]

Heyyyyy this I my first time sending a msg on tumblr but I just read a really sad but beautiful fanfic and I'm like In full on tears and I just need a serious hug rn and just some love and support - sneeky snek anon 🐍

HEY, come here and give me a hug, Babe. I’ll love and support the heck out of you.

- Rich

[wearethehallowe]

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When you try to be sneeky but your best friend catches you on anon

[in3rdy]

demanding more beary content (sneeky anon)

"You miss me that much?~"

[dearweirdme]

https://twitter.com/funnyjimin1/status/1682395414346235904?t=csQd7a9YV509v3XY_MCKLA&s=19

Hi anon!

Alright! Bit funny that Jkkrs always accuse Tkkrs of using edits to proof their points, and what have we got here… an edit and an incomplete conversation.

This is the live we’re dealing with:

This is the edit you sent:

And this is the part we’re talking about:

So the conversation is about them pretending to be on their own, without army watching through the live. Tae is getting comfortable and Jimin is apparently always without a shirt and pants when they are just hanging amongst themselves. Amongst all members, not just Jk. They have lived together for years, they know each other like no-one else.. ofcourse they are that comfortable with each other. So Jimin jokes about taking his clothes of. Hobi tells Tae he’s ‘bad too’ (indicating Tae also takes his shirt of maybe, or something else he does when they’re chilling).

Tae doesn’t understand what Hobi means, and Hobi is sneeky-laughing about that. Jimin continues about not wearing much clothes.

Then Hobi says: “there should be music too! Music. Jungkook is in charge of that right?” and he directs this question to Tae. You can tell because he follows Tae’s movement with his head. Tae is also the one who answers: “yes”.

Jimin actually starts his surprised look before Jk’s name is mentioned. Which indicates to me that the ‘issue’ is about the music mention and not the Jk mention.

Hobi is unaware of the reason for Jimin’s facial expression and just asks him in continuation of what they were talking about: “what about your clothes?”, this also indicates that the ‘music and Jk’ part was meant for Tae.

Something seems to click with Tae, as he suddenly goes ‘ah’ and starts smiling. Jimin does not connect though and asks ‘why?’.

I think what happens is there’s just a lot of inside jokes here that we don’t get. Members between themselves must be all sorts of hilarious and comfortable, but alas we will never get to see this for real. There’s probably things they do they aren’t allowed to talk about and I think that is what the ‘weirdness’ was about. It’s not about Jk and Jimin dancing naked or wherever your mind has gone, because they were clearly talking about when they hang together as a group or some of the members together.

Also… Tae wanting to eat Jk in this same live at 1.04:40 😝.

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Hi, I’m from the US and stressed out of my freaking mind because of reasons...could I maybe have some fluffy Thomceit/sneaky Karrot Kings/or DLAMPT Janus centric HC’s to distract me? 👉🏻👈🏻 💛

*sending some good vibes from Sweden*

hmmmm headcanons... *spins in office chair*

Nico’s first meeting with the sides came when he had to go back to get his phone that he forgot at Thomas’s place, only to come in at the middle of Thomas talking with all of the sides.

Nico found his eyes pulling to Janus more often than the others before he was introduced to them all after a moment of panic and chaos at the concept that Nico could see them.

Later on, after Thomas and Nico had gotten into a stable relationship, Nico brought it up with a unsure voice, because what did it mean that he loved one part of Thomas’s personality just as much as the whole person?

Thomas is surprisingly all for it and does admit he do find Janus quite handsome as well, but haven’t been sure how to bring it up to the snake.

It takes them a while to gather their thoughts and for Thomas to summon Janus for them to awkwardly confess their feeling for him.

Cue a confused Janus who have no idea what he just got pulled into.

Their confession is the first time Thomas has ever seen Janus full on blushing.

Nico can’t help but stare at the glowing yellow scales while Janus splutters. Only to grow quiet when Nico touches his scales cheek in awe.

Once they start out, trying it out, Nico and Thomas try their best to fluster Janus who will make flustered hissing noises and hide behind his hat or tell them to shut up. But he won’t hesitate to try and fluster them either.

I haven’t got a lot, creative juices be low, but hope this helps :)

[ask-the-abo-avengers]

(Science anon) Steve, we both know that you arnt very sneeky, plus, what if he has a relapse? I can snap him out of it, and you know I can.

I’ll knock him out and bring him back for you to calm down. He’d kill me if he figured out that I let you come. And hey! 

[vcintag]

haha sneeky anon maar heeft wel gelijk dat je er perfect uitziet!! Hoe knap ben je!!!!

Héééé!! Hoe lief ben je! Was het maar echt zo, jullie zijn allemaal één voor één knap. Knuf x