#snarky is bored

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[daniclaytcn]

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[cabeswaterdrowned]

Tessa is soo savage I love her here’s some Tessa dragging people in the first quarter of CA to brighten the timeline ✨

[sapphicautistic]

my old lady friend is dying. probably only a few days now.

this sucks so bad.

she and her partner are completely devoted to each other and i feel awful for both of them. i don't think he'll be here this time next year, he's been wasting away visibly with worry over her.

i hate death and resent it very very deeply and on some level it mystifies me. how is it possible for someone to just stop existing?

i've never been able to wrap my mind around it. for years and years after my mother died i battled an instinctive assumption that she was just... elsewhere. still living, still being herself. i don't understand how it's possible for a process as amazing as a human being to just... end.

i don't understand how one becomes okay with this. on a deep emotional level, i don't understand why death has to happen. none of my intellectual knowledge can touch that childlike bewilderment.

[seventeendeer]

you're so right on that bronies post...like...thats such an interesting thing to think about but its so true

I know, right ?? sexism in fandom is so rampant, with the number 1 leading shitty trend currently being female characters being overlooked/sidelined/simply ignored in favor of male characters with the exact same traits - especially the unwillingness to develop under-utilized female characters the way under-utilized male ones are

meanwhile bronies in 2012 were not only INTENSELY invested in developing mlp's female main cast, they also extended that same hype to practically every other female character that got more than a second's screentime on the show. the common joke about bronies is that they were all a bunch of weirdo basement-dwelling perverts (and yeah, some of them were, in more or less harmless ways), but I dare say the MAJORITY of brony fandom content was like. massive genre-defying fanfictions. dozens upon dozens of entire albums' worth of songs of every genre. super-detailed crossovers with other media. character analysis! piles upon piles of femslash written with incredible detail and care! art, craft projects, a bunch of genuinely cool shit, all centered on girl characters who other fandoms wouldn't have given a shit about!

like, again, I'm not saying the brony fandom was Cool, Actually (I think the whole phenomenon was layered and complicated, and I don't think I'm the right person to decide if it was a net positive or not), but I AM saying that there was something really, really interesting going on gender-wise over there and I wish someone smarter than me would talk about it without either airbrushing out the issues or being demonstratively disdainful about it out of fear of being deemed a Pevert Apologist (bad) or Cringe (worse)

[skylathescholarly]

I was thinking about what would happen if I woke up in Gotham one day with my memory and stuff intact, like all those crossover fics you know, and like

I’m the most npc person to ever exist. I would probably die like half an hour in. I’m a short girl with brown curly hair and glasses who can’t even tell the barista I wanted my coffee iced. I read and write and scroll Tumblr for fun. I’m such a nerd. I’d probably maybe find a job as a barista or something and get kidnapped or shot the first day. What would I even do. Just a barista who knows way too much about the Bats. I’d be so dead

[malkaleh]

Okay I saw a post @emilykaldwen reblogged about fandom hot takes for your OCs and I do have some ideas (mostly admittedly about the two worst…I was going to say worsties but actually Norwich would hate Lionel So Much)

Also so many people are so wrong about Helen Norwich I know it in my soul.

[todd-queen]

I just love comics so much bc these are both the same character <3

[percabeth4life]

Me just imagining the titans as 1000s of years older than Kronos who's more or less the equivalent of a 10 year old when he murders Uranus and becomes king. Que having nieces and nephews who are bigger and older than him for shenanigans sake. Kronos skipping meeting to play in dirt and Rhea dragging him to give him a bath. Also having the Oceanids babysitting him. And everyone telling stories of young Kronos while splutters and looks annoyed is just hilarious.

Lmao, just imagining small Kronos who kicked his dad's ass getting bored with meetings and leaving mid meeting- it would be so funny.

[primordialchoice]

Inspo from my pinterest. I imagine her desensitization may make her appear somewhat tired. I feel she doesn't react much with the upper half of her face. Her eyes are flat, her brows are somewhat frozen in place and don't really betray much emotion anymore.

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Ugh Of All The Things For My Sick Brain To Decide To Do; Deciding It Doesn't Like How My 11,661 Word Entry To My 2 For The Price Of 1 AU Reads And Wanting To Rewrite The Bloody Thing Wasn't What I Was Expecting.

[rubensmuse]

RotHC has some of my least favorite expansion content because it’s just kind of boring to me, but i’m starting to like it a little more for one reason: all the VAs being given functionally the same script for the main quests means Sav finally gets to be Hilarious like she deserves

[beeben]

Prev i always think about that one borderlands college au (with the pretty art dont get me wrong) krieg would not be an ENGLISH MAJOR LMAOO like even in regular universe i hc him being a drop out before he even got the shit started hes not fit for academic life

[watery-melon-baller]

on the one hand, i really like working on the script for this video essay. on the other hand, it feels like im just being super negative and and a hater towards the entire toh fandom because they like making their dolls kiss

[yeyinde]

psychic!Reader being relentlessly stalked and terrorised by dead!Ghost.

He's not sure how he died, but considering the aura he has wrapped around him, it was vicious and violent. And while you're no stranger to helping the dead cross over when they need it, but he can't. Or won't. Everything you try doesn't work, and he soon decides that he's fine with that.

Prefers, instead, to follow you around. And at first, it's fine. He explores the world around him—intangible, untouchable—and asks snarky questions about why you're the only the one who can see him. How this came to be. But then he grows bored. Restless. Shifts into bad jokes. Taunts.

Finds the most amusement, though, in muttering in your ear about all the filthy things he'd do to you if he had his body back—in broad daylight, no less. All explicit, ugly things about testing your flexibility. Bending your knees to your ears. Getting that pretty little mouth on his cock—

Watches you shower. Drawls about having you put on a show for him. Slides into the bed with you when he can manipulate and solidify his form better. Icycold hands against your breasts. Squeezing your ass.

Most ghosts continue with their routine. Go on with their lives. Cogs in the machine. But he spends his time messing with you.

The problem, however, is that ghosts can only do much to interact with the physical world. Knocking things over. Stomping their feet down the halls. Saying a word. A name. A whisper. Cold air. Static. A slamming door.

But Simon's pinches hurt. His hand sometimes feels warm when he cups your beasts, or curls his palm over the nape of your neck, pulling you toward his groin only to huff when your face slips through it.

"not there yet, are we?" he drawls, but holds you there anyway just because he can.

Sometimes you have to remind yourself he's a ghost. A spectre. He can't really hurt you.

But when he nuzzles his face into your neck, and bites down so hard it burns, you find yourself unable to explain the raw, bloodied imprint of his teeth there the next morning. Or how warm, how solid, his body feels when he pulls you against his chest, hands groping at you as he stares at the mark he left with something primal twisting across his once pellucid face. Darkening with malintent. Desire.

Maybe you should have taken his threats a little more seriously after all.

[ineffectualdemon]

Idea: Shen Jiu wanders by the camp of children waiting for the entrance exam one night and comes across a small child beating Shang Qinghua with a stick shouting about his terrible writing and stupid ideas

It's very amusing even as Shang Qinghua is clearly not hurt he still looks cowed. And Shen Jiu is thoughtful, leaving his Shidi to get beaten by a small child

The next day the kids barely break soil before Shen Jiu is like: "That one" pointing at Shen Yuan

Everyone is surprised and pleased with his decision he leaves and in a frantic bit of panic Shang Qinghua nabs Luo Binghe

Which leads to Shen Yuan repeatedly stealing Luo Binghe and when questioned he says "he belongs on Qing Jing, not with that man"

Shen Qingqiu is delighted by the spite and joins Shen Yuan in trying to get Luo Binghe to switch to Qing Jing but Luo Binghe actually quite likes An Ding and Shang Qinghua who ruffles his hair and personally taught him to read.

(Shang Qinghua just wants to not die)

Anyway Shen Qingqiu secretly delights in Shen's sassy and snarky ways but he's also bad with children so he's like "fascinating." *pokes Shen Yuan with a long stick*

Ming Fan tries to bully Shen Yuan and gets called a "forgettable cannon fodder" and "ant boy" and immediately deflates and cries

Remember Shen Yuan was a bored rich kid internet weirdo. He's not dealing with bullshit if he can get away with it