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She'll explain your behavior through your zodiac sign. You're arrogant because you're an Aries. And you should stop being such crybaby if you're an Aquarius. That's Cancer behavior

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myth Lilith meeting Adam & the exorcists: you want to get rid of your descendants? Omg me too!! We have so much in common, besties!

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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

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"Can you do what you want a little further away? You're blocking my..." she gestured at the entire space for about 5 miles.

"Pretend we have to fetch water in Eden. You get some from Tigris, and I'll go to Euphrates."

" HAHAHA! SINCE WHEN HAVE I EVER TAKEN ORDERS FROM YOU!? FUCKING NEVER! I DO WHAT I WANT!"

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"Oh, my love... my most devoted one. Mighty conqueror of the love of our most High Lord! ! My ephemeral cloud in the high, hiiiiigh skies, the sun that keeps my eyes blind, the dark pit in the center of my heart...! My STALLION of the great green grass of Eden...

"get over it."

" Oh yeah sureeeee Lil. The only thing did is cheat on this dick! With looseifer which is real low even for the ultimate wild card. You couldn't ever tempt anybody to do shit"

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"I- I can be reasoned with!" she paused, pensive gaze sliding to the left as it was progressively growing wider while she verbalized her mental processing.

"If I want to be reasonable, then I will be reasoned with, and if I don't want to be reasonable, then I will not be reasoned with!" She blinked and shook her head, frustration beginning to scrunch up her fearures in tiny little pensive wrinkles as she began to trail off and mumble. "It's really not that hard. I don't understand why I'm not a trusted source for commitment and... and venting and... venting and..." a frown deepened on her forehead as she took a long moment to blink a couple of times in vain attempt to grasp the previous momentum. "It's not like I'll tell anyone about it. But, um... what were we talking about?

"Ah! Yes. Being reasonable.

No, I wouldn't trust me."

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"Oh, no, I can't have children. Upstairs said it'd beget the end of the world if I did. Which is silly because humanity at large is constantly on the verge of doing just that, every single day!"

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"You know what's funny? I have technically NEVER broken any rules! I was just minding my business, and then they made a rule against it! How is that fair?"

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"Just because I covet my ex-husband's achievements, doesn't make me envious. Nor does it make me greedy for taking it all away. It's not like I'm wrathful that he was the favored one by our Creator! I wouldn't say I'm lustful for trying to simulate what he had with Eve... And I'm certainly not gluttonous for consuming their lives when I'm done with them."

"..."

"At least I'm not prideful-- damn it."

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"I didn't tempt anyone. I just brought awareness to your choices. Everyone should have a rounded view of the world so that your choices are completely aligned with yourself. If you eat the forbidden fruit after I make you aware of it, then didn't the desire to experience its rewards reside within you all along? What an ugly way to scapegoat an informer."

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"Who would be foolish enough to forget that the door leads to nowhere?! My heart is brimming with nothing but faith for those very smart and attentive humans!"

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Takes a pensive pause to consider a terrible idea. What if she coerced a builder into forgetting to build a balcony after working on a functional door?

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*looks at primordialruin lilith* baby girl baby

*looks at primordialchoice lilith* evil

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I don't think emotion ever reaches her eyes.

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Should preface with a warning that this is myth accurate Lilith. She lacks integrity, discards her values and interests at the drop of a hat, is generally unstable and unpredictable, and is only loyal to her goals provided she doesn't lose her interest in them in her quest to pursue something new.

She values her independence and freedom, meaning that the minute she feels her goals constrict her in any way, she will drop them. She is chaos, the evil inclination and the unpredictable wilderness of the beasts. Extremely opportunistic and only loyal to her values provided they engage with her inner rewarding system.

She is emotionally numb. Completely flat-lined. To combat that, she will find things, people and events to hyperfixate on in order to feel something.

Lilith plays very few long games. The main one is her desire to corrupt humanity, and wipe it off the face of the Earth. This is evident from her having dominion over children in the first few days of their life. Not being wary of their condition will result in sudden infant death.

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*returns to being evil* nyahahahahaaa